Here to negotiate:

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

Hey, /jp/. I wanna relocate our theory discussions from /a/ to here.

i.e.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/25513940#p25515983

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/26175494#p26177012

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/25769213#p25776009


/a/ apparently can't stand this 'roleplaying'. Of course, I'm well aware that many /a/ users are here as well, but it was suggested that we take these threads here anyways.

What do you think? If the response is bad, we'll simply stay in /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>Roleplayers

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ would be best.

they were trolling us when they sent you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519837
I suggest you fuck off before you get EP5 spoiled.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

This is basically how it worked out.

[Anonymous No.]

This is basically what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519855
Before this drawing I hated you. Now I may have to reconsider.

[Anonymous No.]

Followed by copious amounts of this.

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

Here huh George.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3519853

That's no threat. I doubt anyone has yet to be spoiled by now.

>>3519852

I assumed it was something like that. Nonetheless...

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT no

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Hey guys.

/jp/ loves roleplay. In fact, there was an Alice roleplayer here who was very popular with the local Anons, and regularly had threads all to herself. You guys should fit right in.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ, fuck off. No one cares about your shitty roleplaying, why would you think /jp/ wants you?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

I'll roleplay a goatman
not the kind you are used to, though

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3519873

Ah, I see! Thanks for your input.

...although people say that we do, though, it's not really roleplaying. We just use names to keep track of theories we're discussing.

Well, except for Beato, but she was a special case.

>>3519858

H-hated?!

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, sure.
No avatars.
No roleplaying.
No repating the same shit over and over and over and over again.
No /rs/ redtext shit.
No names.
Thinking only.
FINAL DE-No, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519899
Why would you need names to keep track of theories presented? /jp/ was doing fine when the episodes came out, I don't see why you need one. Stop trying to justify your lame activity.

[Anonymous No.]

Roleplaying? Remember the lake, anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519852

Stray /a/non here

We were not trolling you, we merely want to get rid of them.

/jp/, /v/, /b/ - we don't care, they can go to /hell/ as far as we are concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3519914

>We were not trolling you,

[Anonymous No.]

Go back to gaia online you fucking faggot. Goddamn you are even more pathetic than all of /jp/ combined.

[Anonymous No.]

wheres the get the fuck out of /jp/ girl?!

[Anonymous No.]

Get out you fucking blight on the 4chan umineko fanbase.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

By the way.

/jp/ is surprisingly similar to /b/ in its olden days. If you can't handle constant trolling, you'd better leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519939

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3519908

You almost made it, anon. I believe in you.

>>3519909

Because we have super drawn-out theory threads that can last for over a day.

>>3519882

....are you an oniichan?

>>3519877

....not roleplaying.... For instance, I've never tried to post as if I were George.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3519945

The best part about it is that /jp/ encourages trolling by replying to them and giving them love and attention

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

So you guys can't filler this shit if it's so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519950
♥

[Anonymous No.]

The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.

[Anonymous No.]

Stay in /a/ faggots

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3519951
no, instead we will turn it into a touhou thread
or a powerlevel thread
or a thread about the newest crazy spambot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519948
What? You need names because it's a long thread? How does that even make sense? Does it matter who states or creates a theory? You're grasping at straws.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3519955

Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3519953

Also, most trolls on /jp/ can't handle getting their own medicine dished out - they can call everything and anyone butthurt but should you happen to call them butthurt while they're genuinely behaving like ass-pained crybabies, they'll start crying and screaming about how the word 'butthurt' should be banned.

Trolling and counter-trolling can result in long, pitched battles that go on for hours. One anon here famously replied to a spam script till the wee hours of the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519963
fucking IOSYS-level comics

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>3519959
powerlevels then

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3519970
oh arc you lovable bastard
sometimes i kinda want to respond to you seriously but then i remember how little i care

[Anonymous No.]

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3519961

If we're discussing a theory with someone, it's much easier if we can identify that person and continue where we left off with a name. Of course, it doesn't matter who creates a theory or who attacks it. However, in order to establish the theory in the first place, it would make more sense for the original theorist to be able to argue his case clearly.

Of course, even without names, we'd be able to do it. They take a second to make and make things easier, so why not use them?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3519980
explain the avatars

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>3519984
Helps identify the poser better.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3519987
but makes you look like a dumb ass roleplayer from gaia
it's the main reason why you guys got banned i bet

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>3519984
Helps identify the poster better.

[Little girl No.]

>>3519992
You are right, this works great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519992
Only a colossal retard would need a picture as well as a name to identify a poster

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3519984

Oh. Giant blocks of text for 200 posts get annoying after a while.


Also, we have a writefag and a drawfag as a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3519998
I can't believe that they are being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520003
>Drawfag
>Bonus
Drawfags are the cancer that killed /tg/, so would you kindly return to /a/ where you belong

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3519998
>>3520005
they are from /a/
you should see where im getting at

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520005

...by the way, WoL came here by himself. I'm the one talking to you for us.

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>3519990
>>3519998
Not really because sometimes you get impostors.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Get the fuck out, I'm not even gonna read this fucking thread. Just leave.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3520014
get tripcodes you dumb asses

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520009

Eh? He's good, though!

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>3520013
I'm being nice

>>3520017
I like posting different reactions.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520003
So instead you choose to have giant threads with avatars, ropeplaying and absolutely no essence?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3520024
that's why you belong in gaia
now get the fuck out of /jp/

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520021
I hate all Drawfags equally
They RUINED /tg/ with their shit

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

could have ... a reasonable discussion about said yes i do Install gentoo... out ... the curry... a hole, and I notice He thought about how they

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was a way to permaban anyone who goes to /a/ from /jp/.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520029

Although there certainly are avatars, they're only there to accompany the huge blocks of text. Don't misunderstand.

....and since this seems to come up a lot, what's your definition of 'roleplaying'?

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

be revealed.Tsunku VTR - "Oh Ciel, and closer to orgasm... In the background I perform one

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I am eating..I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[Full Stake Satan-Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>3520030
You know sometimes, I like to discuss Umineko without the images, is that alright sir.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer scientist. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had reading his first edition SICP, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"..."

"Ahem, Dr. Sussman?"

"Why am I reading this book?"

"Uh, I don't know?"

"So that the room will be empty."

"Wait a second, we aren't in a r... !"

And at that time the three engineers were Enlightened.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort

Making Curry must be hard work.

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

done it stop spaming ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com hot and

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

Change ... your system locale to japanese thanks guys from, its ... a hole, and I notice Ciel is

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, . THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ hates roleplaying. Not only that, but it's also against the rules to do so.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/360493

Also, Arc is a faggot. Do not listen to him.

I suggest you try your threads on /a/ again, sir.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I am eating...I am eating..curry.Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect..as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

Are you SUAVE?
Are you a SPACE TOAD?
Are you a SUAVE SPACE TOAD?

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[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520036

I wasn't aware. How'd they ruin it?

>>3520044

Actually, I went from /jp/ to /a/ first...

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

it apart, intense... "Oh ... fuck me anal I always knew Marisa

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I am eating.. I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm.In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Ran Yakumo waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Chens in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Cernel Yukari were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ran was a SUPPA TENKO for fourteen years. When she was young she watched Hina and said to Yukari "I want to spin one day."
Yukari said "No! You will BE KILL BY CHENS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Mayohiga of Gensokyo She knew there were Chens.
"This is Yukari" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Chens!"
So Ran gotted her spin on and smashed through the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the Chens
"I will spin at her" said the SUPPA Chen and she spun at Ran. Ran spun at her and tried to smash her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to spin.
"No! I must kill the Chens" she shouted
The radio said "No, Ran. You are the Chens"
And then Ran was CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

outfits ... for that performance doesn't fit

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

[Hiroyuki !f9AdfGwpYI No.]

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort

Making Curry must be hard work.

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

and the curry begins little, the smell is YOUR SICP TODAY?"

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

"Umm... no," I responded weakly. Suddenly his head looked a lot darker than it was a moment ago, and an evil grin appeared across his face. The bus's doors slammed shut and The Sussman's face turned an almost negroid black. His left hand shot at me and I could see that it was not a hand, but the head of a snake which protruded from its end. I turned around and ran towards the back of the articulated bus.
"Let me show you the power of Satori," The Sussman said in a deep hiss. His snakelike arm extended from his body towards me as I continued to run for what seemed like eternity towards the longbus's rear door.

"Longbus is loooooooooooooooooooooong", I thought to myself as I continued to run, the snake's head fast approaching. The bus seemed to go on forever. After a while, I passed the driver's seat. WTF, I thought. Ahead of me was The Sussman, standing in the aisle facing the same direction as me, with his left arm pointed forward.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

That was the main reason I would always say "Umineko threads, not so good" as quite a lot of our early Umineko threads had RPing as well. We usually had the most of it on the weekends.

They eventually stopped though. I guess now we know where all of those friends went.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

When I was a young ice fairy
Letty, she took me to the lake
to see a frog parade.
She said, that one day, I would be the freezer, the freezer of the froggies.
She said, Will you freeze them, the froggies with your powers, until you've froze them all?
Because one day, ill leave you, a phantom to lead you in the winter, to join the crisp snow fall.
Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me. And other times i feel like i should go. through it all, the warm and the cold, the froggies jumping around the lake.
When you're gone I want you to know I will freeze on
I will freeze on.
Though you're gone believe me, you're froggies will stay frozen
stay frozen
I will freeze on.
And in my heart i cant contain it, the froggies jumps they cant explain it.
And I will toss the failed frozen frogs back into the lake
so that they can melt and re-awake
to paint the scenery a white and green again.
I will freeze them till the end, and I hear the call to
to freeze on.
I'll freeze on.
And on i'll freeze, through the summer and the sunshine, Ooh oh ohhhh
The spring and the heat, oooh oh ohhhh
take a look at me cause, I could not care at all freeze or melt
you'll never make me
cause the world, will never take my cold
you can try, you'll never melt me
want it all, im gonna freeze this frog
wont explain or say im sorry. im not ashamed, im gonna show my strength
You're the lake, for all the frozen froggies
Listen here, because its only...
I'm just an ice fairy
i'm not a heroine.
just a fairy meant to freeze these frogs
just an ice fairy
mot a heroine.
I'm the strongest.
I will freeze on.
I'll freeze on.

[Anonymous No.]

HOUSE HAWKWOOD

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

I looked behind me, and saw the snake head was still approaching; I had managed to outrun it for a bit, and it was racing towards me. RECURSION! I jumped into the stepwell just as the head gained a sudden burst of speed, piercing through The Sussman and sending bright glowing parentheses everywhere. I watched first his body, then his hands disintegrate in the same manner that the head had earlier. The long black arm, floating in mid-air, slowly disappeared into a cloud of these glowing parentheses, and the snake's head, which I now noticed had come through the windscreen along with me, did the same after a few moments.

I stepped over to the driver's seat, looking for the door release switch. I found what appeared to be the switch and toggled it, but the doors did not open. Shortly after, a low hissing sound emanated from the bus itself, followed by the loud booming cry of "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?", which felt as if it was coming from inside my head. Suddenly everything turned black.

I awoke to find myself still inside that mysterious bus, which was completely empty. The engine was still running, and it was still parked outside the library. "The library! Of course!" I thought to myself. As if my mind had been read, the front doors swung open and I ran from the bus toward the library, which also looked empty. I entered the building and frantically ran to where I had found the prized book earlier. The book was still there, and I grabbed it instinctively, then walked to the checkout. All but one counter was open, and there was a little Asian girl standing there; the place was deserted except for me and her. I put the book on the counter and she looked at it for a moment, then at me. "Have you read your SICP today?" she asked.

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

the froggies.She said, RPing as well... We

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520046
>Although there certainly are avatars, they're only there to accompany the huge blocks of text. Don't misunderstand.
Of course, it wouldn't be that bad. The problem is that the posts are full of text but are completely hollow, your theories are horse shit. I've seen some of your threads, and it wasn't a pretty sight.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Hey worthless children,

My name is Kinzo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are men that have no dignity, women that try to be men, and no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to steal all my money when I die. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever run a successful business? I mean, I guess it's fun running a mediocre company straight into the ground, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming Krauss is a competent businessman.

Don't be a 19th person. Just hit me with your best stake. I'm pretty much perfect. I've studied magic for years on end, and my skills as a magician can even best a witch. What other hobbies do you have, other than argue who will get more of my inheritance? Unlike you, money throws itself at me, and I have an extremely powerful witch (She just gave me more gold; Shit was SO hidden). You are all failures who should just figure out the epitaph. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my witch.

[Hiroyuki !f9AdfGwpYI No.]

Ran Yakumo waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Chens in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Cernel Yukari were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ran was a SUPPA TENKO for fourteen years. When she was young she watched Hina and said to Yukari "I want to spin one day."
Yukari said "No! You will BE KILL BY CHENS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Mayohiga of Gensokyo She knew there were Chens.
"This is Yukari" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Chens!"
So Ran gotted her spin on and smashed through the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the Chens
"I will spin at her" said the SUPPA Chen and she spun at Ran. Ran spun at her and tried to smash her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to spin.
"No! I must kill the Chens" she shouted
The radio said "No, Ran. You are the Chens"
And then Ran was CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~

[Anonymous No.]

HOUSE HAZAT

[Anonymous No.]

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

HOUSE AL-MALIK

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

her up... ... But then the ceiling fell and more than that is madness... What... Some TENKO for fourteen

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520061

I see. Although I still don't believe that we ever 'roleplayed', I suppose we might as well stay in /a/.

Thanks for discussing this with me.

[Hiroyuki !f9AdfGwpYI No.]

Hey worthless children,

My name is Kinzo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are men that have no dignity, women that try to be men, and no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to steal all my money when I die. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever run a successful business? I mean, I guess it's fun running a mediocre company straight into the ground, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming Krauss is a competent businessman.

Don't be a 19th person. Just hit me with your best stake. I'm pretty much perfect. I've studied magic for years on end, and my skills as a magician can even best a witch. What other hobbies do you have, other than argue who will get more of my inheritance? Unlike you, money throws itself at me, and I have an extremely powerful witch (She just gave me more gold; Shit was SO hidden). You are all failures who should just figure out the epitaph. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my witch.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

"You too?" I replied. "Have some tits and then GTFO and read your SICP!", she angrily shouted, then pulled up her shirt to show me her tits. She shoved the book into my hands and then disappeared spontaneously.

I left the library, and waited at the bus stop. The previous bus was no longer there. The girl I saw earlier walked up to me and looked at the Wizard Book I was holding, then glanced down at my crotch.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT? READ IT!" she suddenly shouted. Astounded, I quickly opened the book and started to read the first chapter. I was so intrigued by the book that I didn't notice she had begun to give me a blowjob. When I looked down, she took her mouth from my cock to angrily shout "GO BACK TO READING YOUR SICP" and so I did. I didn't even notice that I came until after she told me to stop reading. A short while later, the bus arrived.

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

brought down by trash like Touhou thanks guys Also,

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, im still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Do you like ZUN? I've been a big Team Shanghai Alice fan ever since the release of their 2002 game, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on ESD where ZUN's presence became more apparent. I think Imperishable Night was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three games. Reimu, take off your hakama. Listen to the brilliant Phantom Ensemble by ZUN. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Marisa, remove your dress. In terms of danmaku craftsmanship, the sheer programming, this game hits a new peak of professionalism. Marisa, why don't you, uh, spark a little. Take the danmaku in Phantasmagoria of Flower View. In PoFV, ZUN addresses the problems of the stage bosses abusing spellcards. Yuka is the one of the most difficult bosses in any of the games, with difficult and intuitive danmaku and hard to handle spellcards. The game is extremely uplifting to win in Lunatic Mode. It's danmaku are as original and hard to graze as anything I've ever imagined. Reimu, lift up your arms so Marisa can see your armpits. ZUN's solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially games like In the Shoot the Bullet and Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. Marisa, don't just stare at it, lick it. But I also think ZUN works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Odenpa Love Girl, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN’S WEARHOUSE. YESTERDAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN SEARCH OF A FLESH CAVERN TO PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF WITH MY MIGHTY MEAT SPELUNKER. I SPOTTED A PETITE FEMALE OF ORIENTAL DESCENT AND MY CONCEALED COCK COMMANDO CRIED OUT IN A CHORUS OF CREAMY CRESCENDOS. I APPROACHED HER AND WHIPPED HER ACROSS THE FACE WITH MY MUSHROOM HEADED FUNK PISTOL. I BENT HER OVER A FIRE HYDRANT AND PROCEEDED TO POUND HER PEPPERONI HOT POCKET WITH MY PRODIGIOUS PENIS OF POWER. SHE MOANED IN ECSTASY OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE I CHURNED HER CUM-CRAZY CUNT CREVICE WITH MY GARGANTUAN GAVEL OF GREATNESS. AS I DEMOLISHED HER FALLOPIAN TUBES SHE CAME SO HARD HER MOTHER IN MEMPHIS FELT IT AND SPURTED LOVE JUICE ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR. I EXTRACTED MY SPECTACULAR SAUSAGE SWORD FROM HER MOIST UTERINE SHEATH AND PAINTED A JACKSON POLLOCK MAN-JELLY MASTERPIECE ALL OVER HER EAGERLY AWAITING FACIAL CANVAS. AFTERWARD, HER WISHING WELL WAS SO WRECKED BY MY WILLFUL WAIST WARRIOR THAT SHE’LL NEVER FEEL ANOTHER MAN AGAIN. I GUARANTEE IT

[mugenjohncel !!dZaPCxc+Xr+ No.]

the epitaph... Thanks for listening.Pic Related: ... It's me

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>3520114
wwww

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520088

Like? Can you think of any of these theories?

For instance, the 'hero-Kanon' theory seems pretty original.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Remilia watireed in her castal of Scarlet but she was not sad was angery1 A woman was that a miku came to conquer her but it would not be so.

"I have come to delver a massege from a miku" saided Youmu's father, a beard man with angry sword. He ripped Remilias castla but Remilia duck under the sowrd and return the fatal blow.

"Who the miku?" Remilia setts down her wings.

"I am only bring message" And the man died with blood attack. Remilia was explore for clues in old mansion. Time to rock and roll, her thoughtedhead brightened her.

"Relax your weopns!" Said a red-white. Her name hse said was Reimu and she explosioned a danmaku at her. Remilia took her spellcards and cracked a awesome lightning and she came to exploding. Remilia swoop down with sword but sword broke!

"Naack1! Tatth was my faethers SWORD I MURDER YOU" but she was alsready mudredicd becuse she was un dead zombie working for the great danmaku mastar Yuka.

"Good work yuo freed Reimu but now fights you against me!" And it was Yukari from Mayohiga who was turns more evil by gaps. Too much power so Remilia did not have her sword and hads use her danmaku attack.

"Fire bullet" Remilia shoot at Yukari and blood her face off. "NO!"

Yukari was not free thoug becuss she was under evil powrar too lnog! Remilia felt bads about it but tath was her duety. She would make new sword out of a metal and would win triumph over anuther evil agein!he end

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520098
You use names and avatars, but you're not trolling. Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

FACT: ROLEPLAYING WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

that has a hope ... of being finished... pretty original... Remilia watireed singing/dancing)... And the issue with SHE could fuck you in

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I love curry.

Really. I do.

Why, you may ask? Well, curry is a delicious meal made by Ciel fresh just for me.

Now, before you jump at my dinner, let me inform you that I will not, in fact, share a single drop of this curry. She makes it at such a ridiculous pace, but I can't let any of that go to waste to people who maintain one of more of the following strange fantasies based upon the tastes I have described. These fantasies are as follows:

-That if you move to senpai's house, it will be just like it is for me and you'll get her special home-made curry every meal. You won't.

-That Ciel loves and accepts obsessive curry fans, since their tastebuds wish to be curry-filled. She doesn't.

-That you can get her to give you curry if you throw in random phrases in your everyday speech like "currybutt", "curryass", and "om nom nom". Won't work.

-That knowing different types of curry somehow makes you better than other people. It doesn't.

-That being able to eat store-bought curry makes you cool. It doesn't. (Not to be confused with simply liking curry.)

-That it's acceptable for you to enjoy curry as a side to any other dish because it's okay in Ciel's house. Lies. All lies. People who think this should be hurt severely.

-That curry is a bajillion times better than any other thing that will come out of Ciel and that everything that does is awesome. It's the same as any other food; some is amazing, some makes you wonder what she ate for dinner last night.

-That you are as "leet" as Ciel at making curry. You're not.

-That the curry-restaurant protestors were OMG awesome and should be emulated. They weren't.

-That somehow, eating curry in various ways makes you more refined than those who simply eat it normally. You're not. Finally, and most disgustingly;

-That you are the reincarnation of Roa (and want to be suppressed in Ciel's ass), which you most fucking definitely are not.

So there you have it.

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

was Yukari ... from Mayohiga who was MALL AND GET ... MORE SKATEBOARDING ... SHOES get that damn ... CL BnB down... I ...

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Flandre Scarlet who was Remilia Scarlets sister was one day in a basement typing on a computer. She got an email from her sister that said that aliens and youkai were attacking her place and aksed her for help so she went.

Flandre Scarlet turned on off her computer and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the Scarlet Devil Mansion where she left her tricycl and normal people close because she was in her pajamas. Flandre Scarlet got on her tricycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so she had to go.

Flandre Scarlet ramped off the Mansion and did a backflip and landed. She kept driving down the road and made sure there was no undead zombies around because she ddint have danmaku. The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the Aya and the Mistia was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Flandre Scarlets quest to help her sister where she was. Flandre Scarlet looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my sister to defeat the enemys".
Flandre Scarlet was late so she had to pedal really fast. Shikieiki was hiden near by so when Flandre Scarlet wesnt by Shikieiki came and wanted to send her to Hell. Here Flandre Scarlet saw the first monster because Shikieiki was posessed and had headcrabs. "I cant give you my life, Yama" Flandre Scarlet said "Why not?" said the headcrab Shikieiki back to Flandre Scarlet. "Because you are headcrab Yama" so Flandre Scarlet shot the oficer in the head and pedaled off thinking "my sister is in trouble there" and went faster.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ tripfags destroying a retard's thread
I... I didn't know you were bros...

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

got an email ... from her far... See for yourself.http://www.projectxenocide.com/ There's this one as well:

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

SON OF A BITCH ADULTHOOD
I AM EXPERT VIRGIN
ADULTHOOD IS PIG
DO YOU WANT SEX?
DO YOU WANT EMOTIONAL-MATURITY?
RELATIONSHIP IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING FUCKING

[Anonymous No.]

WHEN BEETLES FIGHT THESE BATTLES IN BOTTLES WITH THEIR PADDLES AND THE BOTTLES ON A POODLE AND THE POODLE’S EATING NOODLES THEY CALL THIS A MUDDLE PUDDLE TWEETLE POODLE BEETLE NOODLE BOTTLE PADDLE BATTLE

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3520135
Flandre Scarlet had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Remilia needed her where she was. Flandre Scarlet looked at road signs and saw "FOREST OF MAGIC" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so Flandre Scarlet almost turned around but heard screaming like Remilia so she went faster again.
Flandre Scarlet pedaled in and did another flip n jumped off her tricycle and the tricycle took out an undead zombie infront of Flandre Scarlet. Flandre Scarlet smiled and walked fast. Flandre Scarlet then looked on the ground and found spellcard so se pickd it up and fired fast at Youki Konpaku in front of Kourindou.

Flandre Scarlet said "Youki leave this place" and Youki Konpaku said "but this is my new house" and Flandre Scarlet felt sorry for him becaus he couldnt live there anymore because they weren't from the Forest of Magic so he blew up the house and killed Youki so he was at piece.

Then Flandre Scarlet herd another scream from her sister so she kept walking really faster to get where she was. The Forest of Magic was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520122

Well, even if we use names and avatars, it's using the 'character' that makes it roleplaying. I mean, we have a Hagrid who hasn't ever read or watched Harry Potter. I've never pretended to be George, either....

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

PUDDLE TWEETLE ... POODLE it One of the 72 at most... Well it was worth ... SON OF A ... BITCH ADULTHOODI AM EXPERT the Gale is pretty awesome...

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3520146

When Flandre Scarlet got to where the screaming was started from she found her sister Remilia Scarlet fightin the final bosss, Marisa, and Remilia said "Flandre Scarlet! Over here!" so Flandre Scarlet went there to where Remilia Scarlet was fighting.

Flandre Scarlet fired her danmaku really fast and the danmaku went and shot Marisa in the eyes and the Marisa couldnt see. Remilia Scarlet said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched Marisa in the face and Marisa fell. Flandre Scarlet said "thanks i could help, sis" and Remilia Scarlet said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed. The laughed overed quickly though because Flandre Scarlet yelled "LOOK OUT SIS!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Remilia Scarlet looked up and said "NOO! Flandre Scarlet run out of here fast as you can!" and Flandre Scarlet walked real fast out.
Flandre Scarlet loked back and saw Remilia get steppd on by the next boss, Alice and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back Alice!" Flandre Scarlet yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

10 SON OF A BITCH GOTO
20 I AM EXPERT BASIC PROGRAMMER
30 GOTO IS PIG
40 DO YOU WANT BAD PROGRAMMING PRACTICE?
50 DO YOU WANT GOTO 40
60 GOTO IS PIG DISGUSTING
70 BUG IS A MURDERER
80 FUCKING INFINITE LOOP

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Battler was having rough day at school and his muffin for lunch did not taste the good. "No I am uhngry and this is not good" and threw the muffin and hit a girl.

"uu uu " girl said. It was having bad day.

"Sorry" and so Battler went to his boat and wnet to be by himself at the Rokkenjima.

"*Cackle**cackle**cackle*" said Beatrice who was waiting there for him "I have returned and I will kill the Ushinomiyas with witch power!"

They fought and Battler won. But Beatrice turned to butterflies and everyone died.

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Battler was mad at all the family die.

Beatrice got the boat and went back to mainland. Battler's boat was not good for the ocean the he went spoking with Genji who fixed it.

"Now I can take the boat to mainland" and they fought in the way to the mainland where they battled with beliefs until both boats were damaged and none could move. This was the end of combat and Jessica found them and rescued Battler.

"No I must be believed in" Beatrice said and she was stuck there in the ocean.

"Thank you" Battler and Jessica went to Rokkenjima where they had peace.

M, . . . Muu ?

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

fought and Battler White Headband? Once we get an IRC channel going Solomon... Forneus is 30... maybe ... This 3D "you should come here earlier

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

SON OF A BITCH C++
I AM C
C++ IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CLASSES?
DO YOU WANT IOSTREAM?
OBJECT IS PIG DISGUSTING
STROUSTRUP IS A MURDERER
FUCKING MULTI-PARADIGM

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

Scarlet ... fired her danmaku really ... fast and

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

I'M DEVELOPER
SON OF A BITCH GNU
GNU IS PIG
DO YOU WANT COMPILER ERROR?
DO YOU WANT CIRCULAR DEPENDENCIES?
GNU IS PIG DISGUSTING
FREE SOFTWARE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING COPYLEFT
50 DO YOU WANT GOTO 40
60 GOTO IS PIG DISGUSTING
70 BUG IS A MURDERER
80 FUCKING INFINITE LOOP

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

HOW DID THE DEAD BODIES GET INTO THE CHAPEL?

a) how did they get in the chapel in the first place, it is locked
b) did you kill them, Beato?
c) they died horribly, that much was clear
d) you're psycho
e) do I believe in you
f) if I do believe in you I don't want to believe in you
g) if I do believe in you, what did I do to inspire you to put my dead family in the chapel?
h) I don't know how to disinfect a building from rotting bodies, I'm worried about diseases and have used five different kinds of cleaner but still feel like the candy-filled guts are there still and like my shoes have my father's intestines on them.
i) it was my family, I looked at them - they looked like they were asleep - this is so f*ing psycho, I can't believe this
j) are you a witch?
k) I don't believe in witches
l) Kinzo didn't care when I told him what happened
m) Genji didn't care either
n) do you have some kind of problem with the Ushiromiya family?
o) don't kill anyone else on Rokkenjima
p) unless it's to take us to the golden land
q) no, I take that back, I don't even want to go there

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

mic steady in front of her no hito wa

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Hey Faggots,

My name is CurryButt, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are shitty, scrub-tier, Neros who spend every second of their day shitting out crocodiles, sharks, and deer. You are everything bad in the world of meltan. Honestly, have any of you ever played in a real tourney? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own shitty playing, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than using Nanaya and jc'ing the whole round.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best arc drive. I'm pretty much perfect. I get first place in all the biggest meltan tournaments, and only get perfects. What tourneys do you play in, other than "jack off together at a con and call it a competition"? I also kick ass at every other fighting game, and have a banging hot gamepad (I just 214c'd some scrub; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

...I'm actually a compsci major...

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

SON OF A BITCH PIG DISGUSTING
I AM EXPERT STUPID MEME
THIS THREAD IS REPETITIVE
DO YOU WANT COPY?
DO YOU WANT PASTE?
PREVIOUS POST IS PIG DISGUSTING
OP IS A CLIPBOARD
FUCKING SUBMIT

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

feel ... like the candy-filled ...

[mugenjohncel !!SAcyuDlhzbJ No.]

a con and ... call it hope of the next episode; I want to know what positive ... this will

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

SON OF A BITCH PYTHON
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
PYTHON IS PIG
DO YOU WANT FORCED INDENTATION?
DO YOU WANT FAIL?
INTERPRETER IS PIG DISGUSTING
VAN ROSSUM IS A MURDERER
FUCKING GAY LANGUAGES

[Anonymous No.]

"I took a huge shit in this thread and it felt good."

How good of a roleplay is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520174
CS is the worst major. Enjoy your shitty career path.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

I am a computer programmer, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing I knew -- SICP.
I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.
I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.
Thank you, SICP!

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

i am a suppatenko i ahev a silly hat and i pick loli catgirls out of the gaps w/ my tails if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will spin into your kitchen tonight and eat all of your fried tofu

[Anonymous No.]

A WOMAN HAS A CLOSE MALE FRIEND. THIS MEANS THAT HE IS PROBABLY INTERESTED IN HER, WHICH IS WHY HE HANGS AROUND SO MUCH. SHE SEES HIM STRICTLY AS A FRIEND. THIS ALWAYS STARTS OUT WITH, YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY. THIS IS ROUGHLY THE EQUIVALENT FOR THE GUY OF GOING TO A JOB INTERVIEW AND THE COMPANY SAYING, YOU HAVE A GREAT RESUME, YOU HAVE ALL THE QUALIFICATIONS WE ARE LOOKING FOR, BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE YOU. WE WILL, HOWEVER, USE YOUR RESUME AS THE BASIS FOR COMPARISON FOR ALL OTHER APPLICANTS. BUT, WE'RE GOING TO HIRE SOMEBODY WHO IS FAR LESS QUALIFIED AND IS PROBABLY AN ALCOHOLIC. AND IF HE DOESN'T WORK OUT, WE'LL HIRE SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT STILL NOT YOU. IN FACT, WE WILL NEVER HIRE YOU. BUT WE WILL CALL YOU FROM TIME TO TIME TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PERSON THAT WE HIRED.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520185

Oh, you're paying attention?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

Anyways, >>25, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

[mugenjohncel !!P9oa7UI7/EO No.]

i am a suppatenko i ahev ... a HANGS AROUND SO MUCH... SHE be directly in front of the mouth... I feel insulted... just bad... Most if not

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

at first, i thought she was a battle psychic(my word for psychics that have battle powers)because her attacks look psychic

[mugenjohncel !!P9oa7UI7/EO No.]

nervous it became harder to breathe or hanging from the ceiling, and

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Bernhard A. (10092): What can I do for you today?
Keeshaun: hurs the deal
Bernhard A. (10092): Okay.
Keeshaun: like last night i was wit dis girl an she was lookin up sum shit on google
Keeshaun: anyways so dis mornin
Bernhard A. (10092): Okay.
Keeshaun: i woke up an she was gone, but my main webpage was changed
Keeshaun: and my router cord was missing
Keeshaun: the fuckin POWER CORD ya kno?
Keeshaun: that bitch basically stole my fuckin power cord and changed meh goddamn SETTINGS
Keeshaun: okay, so how do i get another fuckin powercord
Keeshaun: cuz i gott check my motherfucking fantasy bball
Bernhard A. (10092): Power adapter.
Keeshaun: adaptor raptor
Keeshaun: yeah
Bernhard A. (10092): Alright.
Bernhard A. (10092): May I know where are you located right now?
Keeshaun: the usa
Keeshaun: o is you mean like wat state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520185
Please elaborate?

[mugenjohncel !!P9oa7UI7/EO No.]

a hope of being whuts the music Onna no

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3520204
Bernhard A. (10092): Better for you to call our Customer Service Department at 1-800 5465797 to further assist you in that concern.
Keeshaun: why is the better than Berhard A?
Keeshaun: i mean why cant berhard my man do it?
Bernhard A. (10092): They can help you on how to get a new power adapter.
Keeshaun: like cant u hook me up with a raptor adaptor or wtever that shit is
Bernhard A. (10092): I apologize for I can't do that.
Keeshaun: For you can't do dat?
Keeshaun: y the hell not, cost u guys like 10 mutherfuckin cents probbly
Keeshaun: its not my fuckin fault yall didnt have that shit like permanently installed into my router
Keeshaun: WHY THE HELL is it removable n shit anywayz?
Keeshaun: So some stank ass hoe come up in my house and steal it
Keeshaun: like they dont make tires on wheels you can just take off u kno?
Bernhard A. (10092): I'm very sorry for it is supposed to be separate.
Keeshaun: Okay but how is dat my fault?
Bernhard A. (10092): It's not your fault.
Keeshaun: okay, listen dis bitch done stole meh fuckin raptor adapter. All I'm askin is...when i buy somthin i want it all to be connected together
Keeshaun: so shit cant get stole
Bernhard A. (10092): As much as I would like to help you right away, I apologize for I don't have that here.
Keeshaun: oh well like dont you guys have a number
Keeshaun: fo when u need to help a brotha out?
Bernhard A. (10092): Yes.
Bernhard A. (10092): You can call our Customer Service Department at 1-800 5465797 to further assist you in that concern.
Keeshaun: So can i say "ay yo my main man Berhard A. wants you to send me a fucking adapter?"
Keeshaun: like will u be my nigga on the inside?
Keeshaun: like fuckin matt damon in that movie
Keeshaun: member he was like 'one hand washes the other' an shit
Keeshaun: with leonardo dicaprio
Bernhard A. (10092): Alright.

[mugenjohncel !!P9oa7UI7/EO No.]

and sometimes Agi? I'm always stray

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3520210
Keeshaun: i need u to be my mat damon
Keeshaun: Okay, wait u stay right here
Bernhard A. (10092): Okay.
Keeshaun: i calling
Keeshaun: an ima tell you what they say
Bernhard A. (10092): Alright.
Keeshaun: hm
Keeshaun: its makin me listen to all these numbas an shit
Keeshaun: okay, im waitin fo an operator
Bernhard A. (10092): How is it?
Keeshaun: Is good i guess
Keeshaun: its kinda borin right?
Keeshaun: LOL!
Bernhard A. (10092): No problem.
Keeshaun: kai im waitin so ima just talk to you
Keeshaun: u got a girl du?
Keeshaun: like a main squeeze?
Bernhard A. (10092): Somewhat.
Keeshaun: Ooo shit duu
Keeshaun: so "its complicated" huh?
Bernhard A. (10092): Exactly, kind of sophisticated.
Keeshaun: ooo shiat like a motherfucking playstation 3 right?
Keeshaun: BIG AND BLACK AND SHINY AND SHIT
Bernhard A. (10092): Yes.
Keeshaun: okay listen
Keeshaun: ima tell u somethin nigga
Bernhard A. (10092): Sure.
Keeshaun: i been with this girl once she fuckin had a PENIS
Keeshaun: watchu think about that?
Keeshaun: i mean, like...our bals aint touch so it wasn't gay
Bernhard A. (10092): Weird.
Keeshaun: which part?
Keeshaun: that she had a PENIS or that our balls aint touch

[mugenjohncel !!P9oa7UI7/EO No.]

stats ... I should be upping (10092): Okay.Keeshaun: i callingKeeshaun: adaptor ... or wtever that shit isBernhard hide a ... whole Mahjong set in those...

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3520216
Bernhard A. (10092): First part.
Keeshaun: YOU TELLIN ME NIGGA oh shi-
Bernhard A. (10092): How is your call there?
Keeshaun: yeah they just picked up
Keeshaun: im splainin about the bitch stealin that shit
Keeshaun: holdon
Bernhard A. (10092): Okay.
Keeshaun: they sayin this motherfuckin cord gonna cost over 9000 dollahs
Keeshaun: FUCKIN HELL BERHARD
Bernhard A. (10092): What do you mean, it doesn't cost that much?
Keeshaun: OH YOU RIGHHT LOL they was just playin
Keeshaun: YALLS NIGGAS IS FUNNY AS HELL
Bernhard A. (10092): Okay.
Keeshaun: okay they said "ask berhard why he said we'd send him a fucking raptor adapter"
Bernhard A. (10092): Please ask them where you can purchase a new one because you lost your own.
Keeshaun: WAIT WAIT NOW YOU IS BEIN A MOTHAFUCKIN MARIE ANTOINETTE OR WHATEVER THAT DUDES NAME WAS
Keeshaun: ANTHONY OR WHATEVER
Keeshaun: whats his name
Keeshaun: BENEDICT ARNOLD
Bernhard A. (10092): Who are those?
Keeshaun: kai u said ud be my inside NIGGER
Keeshaun: and they sayin i gotta buy this shit?!
Keeshaun: LISTEN IT AINT MY FAULT YALL NIGGAS DIDN GLUE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN
Bernhard A. (10092): You can buy it at computer stores there as well. You have one there.
Keeshaun: Okay, so I can enter a CompUSA and purchase said raptor adapter there?
Bernhard A. (10092): Yes.
Keeshaun: What voltage would it need to be?
Bernhard A. (10092): I need to have the exact model and version number of your router.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3520220
Keeshaun: WRTG54
Keeshaun: Oh wait, I found the power card.
Keeshaun: So she didn't steal it...
Bernhard A. (10092): Okay.
Keeshaun: But Berhard...
Bernhard A. (10092): That's good.
Keeshaun: I killed her...
Keeshaun: I killed her for stealing my power cord...
Bernhard A. (10092) Has Disconnected

[None !WEEABooXS6 No.]

lol mugenbot...

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

This thread is very nearly everything I love about /jp/

I feel like I could stand to hug a few of you people.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520229

...I've seen this one before.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sion Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !3nfYhy8NyI No.]

What the fuck is this?

[Katsu-kun !!F17Uym/1MLN No.]

To OP: You basically ruined your thread the moment you mentioned you came from /a/. Names and avatars don't really help either. And worst of all, you don't fit in. Anyone would be welcome if only they wouldn't turn the board to shit. If you can't fit in, leave. If you truly want to post on /jp/, watch /jp/ until you learn what /jp/ is like, and don't post until you fit in well enough that people can't notice you came from /a/.
As for names/trips: Anyone on /jp/ with a name or trip is a troll. Don't make serious posts with a name.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520240

Isn't it the best time of the day?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

You're sittin on the couch, watchin TV, and your life is passing you by. You keep procrastinating over and over. "Maybe I'll go to school next year... maybe next semester." No do it right now!
They'll work with you after work or you can go before work. You can do whatever you need to do to graduate. Go talk to somebody right now. They out to help you. You spend all day on the phone anyhow. Why don't you make a phone call thats gonna to help you in your future? All you gotta do is pick up the phone and make the call. Why are you making it complicated? Its easy *looks of disgust*

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520244
Derek excepted. He wishes only to help us.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to eat ... eat ... I have a curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cooking. It is from that, my eyes are a little steam-heat pipes, a strong smell, flavor intensity burns. "Ciel Oh, Im still hungry some more please give me!". I have ever encountered with this before I do not think rich curry, all my senses take in the flavor. I am now, I need more that this is not a spicy taste. I find it comes from the location of the hole, I make sure you are looking for other ways of Ciel. I have enough but a hole using a spoon, not increase the soft tissue around them. I pull my tongue to use it to scoop out the curry open it. I was so dripping something, I will see another area of the holes in the taste of it near Calais. The flavor is salty milk and coins, I will return to Calais to remove the taste immediately. On the other hand, eat curry, I have a gurgling sound. Billows air begins to flow through a hole at an incredible rate suddenly hear a curry and a hot gust of wind. Smell, taste, heat is pouring out all these holes in the power ... it is now all over the floor and my face, I So, I slathered enjoy it, love it . I will start wrapping on the floor. My hands are covered with it, it started to rub myself. So hot, it will begin the erection of my penis is strong ... and pour the curry, and my orgasm closer and closer. I can hear the groans in the background to the discomfort of Ciel.

Need to work hard to curry.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

What's your story? Everybodys got a story. Everybodys got their background. Everybody goes through stuff. Everybodys got issues. What are you doing to make sure you become successful? They'll work it out so that you can graduate bottom line! Its about doing something better than what you're doing right now. Why don't you do somethin to flip up the script? You can create your own story. Graduate, go on to a career, make more money, have a better car, live a better life. Do somethin. Do somethin right now. The number is right here! Don't even do it for your kids. Don't do it for your mom. Do it for you!

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

MATE YOU WILL HAVE THE CONSTABLE KNOCKING AT YOUR HOME IN THE MORNING

THEY WILL FIND YOU

PUT ON YOUR KNICKERS AND START RUNNING!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3520240

Something even worse than your threads. I know, I'm floored too.

[Meta-Ushiromiya George No.]

>>3520244

Geh, finally something constructive.... I think?

[Anonymous No.]

, Watchin TV, you have your pass in your life has been sittin on the couch. Keep you repeatedly postponed. "I probably next year, the school ... maybe go to the next semester." No, do it!
They are after your job or work, you can go before work. You may need to do what you graduate. Go talk to someone immediately. They will assist you. Spend all day on the phone anyway. Your help in the future thats why you go to the phone? Pick up the phone and all you got, you make the call. Is it complicated and why? * Brief look of disgust *

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

私は食べています...私はカレーを食べています。オム公称公称値、新鮮で、
調理からまっすぐ。それは、それからは、蒸気熱配管の私の目は少し、に
おいが強く、強烈な風味熱傷。 "ああシエル、私にいくつかの詳細を提供してください、私はまだおなか
がすいて！"。私がこの前にカレーの豊富さに遭遇するとは思わない、
風味かかるすべての私の感覚で。私はもう、私はこのスパイシーな美味し
さをより必要とすることはできません。

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>3520272
私はそれから来るの場所を見つけ、その穴を、私はシエルの他の方法を探し
ているを確認します。私は、スプーンを使用して穴を十分しかし、周りに
柔らかい組織を大きくされていません。私はそれを開いてすぐのカレーを
かき出すに自分の舌を使用することに引き出します。私は、何かを滴り落ち
るので、私は味はクラブのカレーの近くの別の領域を確認します。味は塩
味ミルクとのコインを、私はすぐに味を削除するカレーに戻ります。一方
、カレーを食べて、私は、ゴボゴボという音... ...ホールのうち、熱風billows突然突風とカレーを聞く驚くべきペースで流れ
始めます。香り、味、熱、そのようなすべての力をすぐに穴を注ぐことだ.
.. ...それは私の顔やフロアの上にすべての、私はそれでは、それを楽しんでs
latheredよ、それを愛する。私は床でラップを開始します。私の手はそれに覆
われていると私にそれをこすり始める。熱ので、それは私の陰茎の直立を
始める...とを注ぎ、私は近づくと緊密オーガズムにカレーは熾烈だ。私はシ
エルの不快感にうめき声を聞くことができる背景には、。

カレーのハードディスクが必要で機能させる。

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Yo estoy comiendo ... me estoy comiendo ... curry. Om nom nom, frescos, directamente de la cocinera. Es muy caliente y el vapor de la quema los ojos un poco, el olor es fuerte, y el sabor intenso. "¡Oh Ciel, por favor déme un poco más, todavía tengo hambre!". No creo que he encontrado con curry tan rico como este antes, el sabor se hace cargo de todos mis sentidos. Yo no aguanto más, quiero más de esta delicia picante. Me parece el lugar que viene de, es un agujero, y me doy cuenta de Ciel es mirar hacia otro lado. El agujero no es lo suficientemente grande para que yo use la cuchara, pero alrededor del tejido es suave. I abrirla y deciden usar mi lengua para recoger el curry. Me doy cuenta de otra zona cercana al curry agujero, chorreando algo, así que el sabor. El sabor es el de la leche salada y monedas, manera de volver rápidamente al curry para quitar el sabor. Mientras come el curry, oigo un ruido de gorgoteo ... de repente una ráfaga de ondas de aire caliente fuera del agujero y el curry comienza a fluir a un ritmo sorprendente. El olor, el sabor, el calor, todo viene saliendo del agujero, con tanta fuerza ... antes de que acabe la cara y el suelo, estoy untado en ella, disfrutando, amante de ella. Empiezo a lamerla del suelo. Mis manos están cubiertas en él, empiezo frotándola sobre mí mismo. El calor es tan intenso que comienza a hacer mi pene erecto ... como el curry derrama, me acercan más y más al orgasmo. En el fondo puedo escuchar Ciel gimiendo en el malestar.

Hacer del trabajo Curry debe ser difícil.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Ich esse ... Ich esse ... Curry. Om nom nom, frisch, direkt aus der Koch. Es ist heiß und der Dampf aus den Augen brennt es ein wenig, ist der Geruch stark, und der Geschmack intensiv. "Oh Ciel, bitte gib mir etwas mehr, ich bin immer noch hungrig!". Ich glaube nicht, dass ich jemals in Curry so reich, wie dies vor zu kommen, ist der Geschmack über alle meine Sinne. I can't take it anymore, ich möchte mehr von diesem würzigen Köstlichkeiten. Ich finde es ist der Ort aus, der ein Loch, und ich merke Ciel sucht die andere Richtung. Das Loch ist nicht groß genug für mich, den Löffel zu benutzen, aber um ihn herum ist Weichgewebe. Ich ziehe es zu öffnen und zu entscheiden, nur meine Zunge benutzen, um die Kugel Curry. Ich stelle fest, ein weiterer Bereich, in der Nähe der Curry-Loch, triefend vor etwas, so dass ich es probieren. Der Geschmack ist, dass der salzige Milch und Münzen, I des Curry, um den Geschmack schnell wieder entfernen. Während des Essens das Curry, höre ich ein Gurgeln Lärm ... plötzlich ein heißer Luftzug Wellen aus dem Loch und der Curry fließt wieder in einem erstaunlichen Tempo. Der Geruch, der Geschmack, die Hitze, das alles kommt Gießen aus dem Loch mit einer solchen Gewalt ... bald ist alles über mein Gesicht und dem Boden, ich bin es bestrichen, genießen es, loving it. Ich beginne Läppen es vom Boden ab. Meine Hände sind in ihr erfassten begin i Reiben in mich. Die Hitze ist so intensiv, dass es um meinen Penis zu errichten beginnt ... wie das Curry ergießt, bekomme ich immer näher und näher zum Orgasmus. Im Hintergrund höre ich Ciel Stöhnen in Unbehagen.

Making Curry müssen hart arbeiten.

[Katsu-kun !!F17Uym/1MLN No.]

>>3520261
Actually, I'm just telling you to get the fuck off /jp/, like everyone else here. I'm just telling it in a different way, as you don't seem to get the hint.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Ran Yakumo waited. The lights blinked and sparked over the air. It was Chen's in the base. She did not see, but they had expected for years. Their warnings to Cernel Yukari not to listeners, and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
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Yukari said: "No." They Kill by CHENS BE "
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"This is Yukari" the radio crackered. "You have to fight the Chens!"
This was gotted beat her up and spin through the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL U.S." said Chen
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"No, I have to kill the Chens," she cried
The radio said "No, Ran. They are the Chens'
Then Ran was CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ~

[Anonymous No.]

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[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Ways to discredit yourself on 4chan
-Have an avatar
-Try to roleplay in ANY board but /b/
-Mention you're from a board that isn't the board you are currently posting in
-Invade other boards
-Be a faggot.

Looks like you fail on all counts. Reported, enjoy your ban.

[COMMANDO COCK No.]

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