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35186261 No.35186261 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

You have upset the small umbrella by forgetting her day!
Apologise to her right now.

>> No.35186320

Fuck no now go back to the forge and make me keening and sunder you stupid whore

>> No.35190103

shame on you

>> No.35192011

The forgotten umbrella is forgotten again on her own day. It makes sense in a sad way.

>> No.35192327

That's not the only umbrella I forgot today.

>> No.35192349

It's her fate to be forgotten

>> No.35192675

I did not forget about you Kogasa-chan!

>> No.35192724

I cum on my umbrella in memory of you kogasa-chan

>> No.35192834
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An unforgettable lap pillow from Kogasa!

>> No.35206705
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>> No.35208187

Keep crying dumbass umbrella you’ll never find love

>> No.35217952
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Don't be upset Kogasa ! I love you ~
I wonder if she will get to interact with Tenkyu in canon, the now ownerless item and the god of ownerless...

>> No.35224700
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I would never bully Kogasa! I’d love her sweetly and tenderly!

>> No.35238155
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>> No.35244833
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more kogasa bullying

>> No.35250531 [SPOILER] 
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Kogasa has had enough! She's going to get back at you for all the bullying!

>> No.35250871

What a nice thread you now remember the doujin of kogasa getting an abortion so she could still live in a home again

>> No.35250926

I don't, name?

>> No.35250982

The rapping impregnating and popping of kogasa-Chan’s cherry book

>> No.35251024
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Fortunately, I haven't read that doujin.
On an unrelated note, here's a picture of Kogasa confessing her love to you.

>> No.35255247

Sorry Kogasa

>> No.35255378

>Apologise to her right now.
I will never apologize to this dumbrella.

>> No.35255520

What's the easiest way to make Kogasa cry?

>> No.35256331

I've been wondering, if i had children with Kogasa, would they be umbrellas too?

>> No.35261289
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>> No.35261496

She had four children in ten months?
Her children are creepy and horrifying monstrosities, by the way. They should be incinerated and Kogasa should be neutered so this doesn't happen again.

>> No.35261784

Very rude, don't talk about our kids like that. They are all beautiful and Kogasa is going to make plenty more.
Kogasa says that umbrellas get their human bodies when they reach adulthood.

>> No.35264281

What’s sex with kogasa like?

>> No.35264711

I was going to joke about turning Kogasa into a single mother, but i couldn't bring myself to do it. The thought of forming a family with her makes me feel too many feelings...

>> No.35264796 [SPOILER] 
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There's only one way to find out.

>> No.35264800

They will be eggplants

>> No.35264804

It would be surprising

>> No.35264807 [SPOILER] 
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I forgot the picture

>> No.35264971

pinning kogasa down and punching her till she cries!

>> No.35267469
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Kogasa clinging to you with tooth and nail as you give her another baby!

>> No.35267571

get out of here filthy n'wah

>> No.35269208

Literally the best thing I’d want her to do to me

>> No.35269728

I assume that's on top of the leg-locking. Kogasa wants to make it impossible for you to finish outside.

>> No.35277566
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This dumb looking yokai won't leave me alone!

>> No.35277754

She just wants you to be her life long mate anon!

>> No.35280002

But she's a monster! What would i tell my family?

>> No.35280978

Tell them they finally have hope of seeing some grandchildren

>> No.35285166
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She's is just so cute

>> No.35287056

I'm sure you'd be fine. My family would probably begin to view me as a gigachad for snaring an otherworldly beauty. Hell, my mom might even make an exception to the "no foreigners" rule.

Would they be humans, umbrellas or a horrific cross in between?

>> No.35287663
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Humans that manifest umbrellas when their puberty starts.

>> No.35287693

Woah I want to have kids with her now too...

>> No.35287744
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Yes she is

>> No.35287783

That's a pretty useful ability.

>> No.35288043

I want to inappropriately touch those mini Kogasas.

>> No.35290746
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Let's fucking go then

>> No.35295416

Would Kogasa chan make a good wife and mommy?

>> No.35295421
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Quid? Dīc iterum

>> No.35296147
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>> No.35297835
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Yuuka is a kind older sister to Kogasa.

>> No.35300820
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>> No.35301434
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How much to commission a blade from her?

>> No.35306623

Unfaithful whore

>> No.35306719

Take the shrine maiden discount: attack Kogasa with the sword. No one will miss a forgotten umbrella anyways.

>> No.35306853

That Kogasa story writer won't return, will he?

>> No.35306947

Never ever...

>> No.35307105

I'll miss her! Kogasa should file a claim and demand compensation from Reimu!

>> No.35307235

An engagement ring and at least three children.

>> No.35307371
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People would miss a good blacksmith, though.

Sounds like a good deal, though my taste gravitates more towards European swords. Wouldn't she charge more for an unfamiliar design?

>> No.35311780

Reimu might not take kindly to you muscling in on her racket

>> No.35311804
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I would commission a sword and a shield so I could protect Kogasa from the evil shrine maiden.

>> No.35311992
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Those stories were fun.

>> No.35313104

What stories? Anyone got links?

>> No.35316202

There was a thread based on that one Kogasa copypasta, that someone decided to write an alternate happy ending to. From there, several people just wrote a ton of cute Kogasa stories, where she dates (you) and interacts with other characters.

It was a fantastic thread, and a wonderful time.

>> No.35316354

Can i get a link to that thread?

>> No.35316380

What's stopping you from writing yourself?

>> No.35316777
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Not him but here, maybe it will inspire someone.

>> No.35319038

Thanks. Why do cool things like that always happen when I take a break from the internet?

>> No.35319278

He got married to Kogasa for real and is too busy with his umbrella wife now

>> No.35320672

For some reason I was rooting for the anon of the first story. I mean, Kogasa took his dignity - he took her life (or rather, she took her own), that was only natural.
Kind of hoped he'd become a vengeful spirit of sorts at the end, filled with naught, but burning hatred for youkai and the Hakurei miko.

>> No.35321209

Rape the brella then take responsibility

>> No.35321539

I wrote the original copypasta and saw that someone had made a continuation to the story. Felt guilty I wrote something twisted about my favorite 2hu and decided to try and somehow spin a happy ending out of all the suffering.

>> No.35322001
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For me, the best team-up was Kogasa and Kanako

>> No.35324524
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ah i love happy endings

>> No.35325454

Sorry for forgetting national umbrella day, whenever that is.

>> No.35326475

Good, now make it up to her! Start acting surprised when she surprises you!

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>> No.35339807
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Why is Kogasa such a target for bullying?

>> No.35342483
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Cutegasa is for hugs and headpats only.

>> No.35346971

Why does an umbrella needs boobs?

>> No.35347009

>Why does an umbrella needs boobs?
To feed me and Kogasa's half human, half youkai, half umbrella freaks.

>> No.35351687
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She is too cute for her own good, but I would sacrifice myself so she could escape the bullies.

>> No.35352092

Something about her being extremely cute, yet useless. I imagine that the reason why people like Kogasa bullying is because it satisfies the same sadistic tendencies as Yukkuri Abyuse.

>> No.35353963
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she sure got me this time!

>> No.35356245
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>> No.35356893

This umbrella seems pretty dumb. I wonder how easy it would be to fool her into going on a date with me.

>> No.35359415
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She seems to be the type of girl who falls in love very easily, just be kind and friendly to her for a week or so and then ask her out.

>> No.35367391
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No bully

>> No.35367425
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A little bit of bully?

>> No.35370304
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Yeah she does seem pretty easy to please. I wonder how clingy she would be

>> No.35370510

Realistically if (you) were plopped down in gensokyo and had to survive for 1 week kogasa would probably be the only yokai that wouldn’t harm or mess with you in any way that could be bad since all she does is try to suprise people so she could really be your only ally. youre not going to interact with the humans in the human village come on now you don’t like real interaction

>> No.35371234

If you got kogasa to like you, could she even protect you from other youkai
Or would she be too weak

>> No.35371473

She can protect you against fairies anything else will probably be too much for her

>> No.35371497

You could ask Kogasa to escort you to the Shrine Maiden, easy! Though really, unless there was something special about you why would any youkai in particular try hunting you down?

>> No.35371629

Well, most of them wouldn't mess with you anyway since you've got nothing to offer (aside from Rumia). That said, Kogasa probably would be one of the few that you could befriend. Although my initial plan of action would be to try and bribe Suika with homebrew mead.

>> No.35371727

this wouldnt happen, nobody has enough strength to onehand zwei after grabbing it at firelink and just having progressed to darkroot garden

>> No.35371737

shes a blacksmith, the opposite of useless

>> No.35377120

Well, she's a stage 2 boss in UFO so she might be able to take on more than just some fairies.

>> No.35380156
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I would try to get Kogasa to accept me as her student on how to live in Gensokyo or something as generic. As payment I would help her with smithing and cleaning or whatever.
I'm sure she would accept after enough pestering and insisting but I would still fuck it up somehow and she would hate me.
Maybe Rumia or Remilia can have me for dinner after that I don't care

>> No.35380690

I would personally try and convince Aya that it would be totally great for her newspaper if she could watch over me on the sidelines in various parts of gensokyo and make articles about "Strange person spotted interacting in X location"
Though I don't know what she would do if she felt I outlived my usefulness, so maybe Kogasa would be a better choice as she probably won't see me as useless.

>> No.35380915

That's boring

Instead ask Kogasa to make you her student on scaring people!

>> No.35380957

Have fun learning nothing.

>> No.35381143

Actually it would indeed be a lot of fun!

>> No.35381169

The comfiest life would be to work as a blacksmith with her.

>> No.35381174
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You do realize it's not about actually learning stuff?

>> No.35385873

Sexually harassing the umbrella

>> No.35387918

How does one sexually harass an umbrella?

>> No.35391914
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Does this look like someone who doesn't know hat's she's doing?

>> No.35396952

What's this from?

>> No.35398526
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You're walking down the street and see pic related. What do you do?

>> No.35401140

Second half of Touhou - Boufuu Keihou 24 ji

>> No.35407946

Since she's a youkai wouldn't anything forged by her automatically have some latent magic properties?

>> No.35410181

Obviously carry her and her umbrella home. What else is there to do for a youkai who's so distraught?

>> No.35412985
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Maybe? I would rather believe that she unknowingly is making the items into sentient tsukumogamis that want to be useful to their owners so they are "magically enhanced" in that way.
I don't think Kogasa would have the patience or intelligence for real magic anyway

>> No.35413114

>I don't think Kogasa would have the patience or intelligence for real magic anyway
Probably not, but since youkai are magical creatures it's probably not too far fetched to say that whatever they make will have some magic in it however little.
Would she need medical assistance or an umbrella repair service?

>> No.35413446

I imagine that damage to one half of her would be mirrored in the other, and you're more likely to have bandages on hand than traditional umbrella repair tools.

>> No.35413501

But if damage on one half is mirrored in the other, wouldn't healing also be like that?

>> No.35413642

That's what I meant, either would work just fine, but you probably have better access to something that can treat her fleshy half. Giving her both however would be best for speed of recovery,

>> No.35413693

My bad, I misread the second part.

>> No.35418271
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Kogasa is my meido, dudes

>> No.35425421

I wish that was me

>> No.35426505
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>> No.35430940

I don’t want kogasa around anymore she’s being too creepy!

>> No.35432826
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You don't have a choice

>> No.35432906

I'm surprised!

>> No.35434903

Imagine going to bed alone, and when you wake up you find Kogasa sleeping beside you.

>> No.35435373

I would probably touch and pat her a bit, just to make sure I'm not dreaming this up. Only to slip out of bed and pretend I didn't see anything, since she'll probably want to surprise me.

>> No.35438392
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>> No.35441613

She'll be surprised when she wakes up and doesn't see you there. She'll probably start crying, thinking you ran away when you saw her.

>> No.35441838
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That is when you walk back in and pretend to be surprised while holding breakfast for two people.
Food of both kind will surely help her stop crying.

>> No.35443475

Beating kogasa till she understands she’s not wanted!

>> No.35443523

Beating off to kogasa till my dick stops working

>> No.35444253

Beating Kogasa's butt until she realizes it's too big!

>> No.35444367

Beating kogasa in a feet-tickling contest until she suffers an "accident" and runs out of the room embarrassed!

>> No.35444923
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>> No.35445563

Get the fuck out

>> No.35445570

Don't just stand there, come in.

>> No.35445660

She's so small. Manhandling her must feel so good.

>> No.35446084

The color draining from Kogasa's face when she realizes that she is going to have to get completely naked in front of you and you'll see every inch of her body! Kogasa fidgeting and her heart going dokidokidoki in anticipation of the vagina-melting embarrassment she will soon face! Kogasa's nipples getting hard enough to carve stone!

>> No.35449877
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Anyone got that Zun style china dress Kogasa pic?

>> No.35454263
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Closest I've got, but the style isn't Zun's

>> No.35455924
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This one right?

>> No.35456039

Would tie up and beat up and then fuck

>> No.35456103

Why are their so many angry people in this thread, did they get spooked by this umbrella?

>> No.35456724 [SPOILER] 
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Rude, you better watch out the next time you try to take a bath.

>> No.35457403

yes that's the one

>> No.35457435

I was going to say I didn't remember but I did right as I scrolled past your post.
Forced to do it with a broken, wooden umbrella no less.

>> No.35460099
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Honestly, you have to be a special kind of dork to be surprised by this pitiful girl.

>> No.35465632
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>> No.35470845

Sometimes Kogasa's surprises work. She's not completely useless.

>> No.35472495

How would kogasa react if you touch her umbrella?

>> No.35472609

If you hold the handle she would be happy. If you grab the stretcher she might call you a perv

>> No.35472907

What if I close it with both of us inside?

>> No.35473195

You're just saying that to make her feel better.

>> No.35478813

This happens>>35287744

>> No.35485967
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Poor umbrella.

>> No.35497297
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>> No.35504758
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I want to see more of blacksmith Kogasa.

>> No.35506708

What is she saying here?

>> No.35510491

Nope, it may be a 1 in a million chance, but she isn't so useless as to not get that one in a million chance.

>> No.35515880

Getting surprised by Kogasa on a bad day! Trying to comfort her after realizing you went too far!

>> No.35516052

Would beat up

>> No.35521960
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You are a human from the human village. One day you come out for a walk in broad daylight. After a while, you start hearing another set of footsteps, just out of sync with yours. It's probably just a fairy, but to be safe you turn around and head back towards home, but the footsteps get closer and louder, and you start running through the list of youkai you know how to deal with in your head. Unfortunately, you run through that list pretty quickly, and you start thinking about the ones you can't handle.

Just as you're getting to some of the really mean ones, Kogasa drops down in front of you, hanging by her knees from a tree-branch. You were so absorbed in thought that you reflexively jump back, and before you can recover yourself, her huge umbrella-tongue gives your face a nice long lick. She giggles, says "Thanks for the meal, mister!", and floats away into the sky, leaving you weak and drained, barely able to get back to your warm house.

You're bedridden for a few days, but the worst part is when you recover and have to face your friends. "So, what's the story?" asks a man who lost his left arm to Rumia. "Yeah, tell us" says the young boy who courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari. There's a hush in the bar, and everyone's listening.

You try to obscure the details, saying you didn't really get a good look at the creature, but nobody's buying it. "You say it was a young girl?" they say. "Well, what did she look like? What's this about a long tongue?" The schoolteacher gives you a knowing smirk, and you have to admit that Kogasa surprised you.

The crowd erupts in laughter. Young children who have to be warned about fairies jeer at you. The man who once tripped over Youmu's phantom half sighs in relief: there will be a new butt of jokes in the village.

>> No.35521966
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You're slowly becoming bitter. You develop a grudge against that umbrella youkai for making your life miserable. As the mockery worsens with each passing day, your rage gradually builds until it reaches its peak.

You're out for a walk in broad daylight, again. Again, you hear a set of footsteps trailing behind you and a faint giggle from a familiar, yet aggravating voice. You grit your teeth, clenching your fists as you take the same exact route back home.

Unsurprisingly, Kogasa repeats the same exact tactic she used to scare you the first time. Her legs hooked around the branch of a tree, she swings down and lets out a shriek. "Bero bero baa!!" However, in response you just remain standing there, glaring at her.

Recognizing that her plan had failed, Kogasa slowly grew nervous as she remained dangling from the tree, unsure of what to do. However, in the next instant she laid crumpled on the ground, dazed and confused as to what had just transpired. Her cheek bore a deep red mark, likely going to bruise. Feeling your presence looming over her, Kogasa brought her gaze upwards. Her vision was obscured by the tears welling up in her eyes as the pain began to register in her brain.

Before the umbrella youkai had the the opportunity to fully grasp the situation, you brought your fist down against her face again. Your right hook made contact with her left temple, sending shock-waves through her cranium as she let out another scream in pain.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, mister..! P-Please stop!"

Kogasa tucked her head, guarding and obscuring her bruised, crying face behind her arms. She remained sitting there in front of you, quivering and shaking in terror. Minutes pass as you both remained fixed in your positions, the night air growing stagnant as the tension slowly subsided. Assuming she was safe, she lowered her guard and raised her head to take another glance at her assailant. But she lets out another shriek as you grab a clump of her hair, tugging her head upwards as you kneel down and glare directly at her heterochromatic eyes. Her face was streaked with tears, battered and bruised. She was unable to return your gaze, her eyes shut tight out of pure fear.

"Kogasa. That's what they call you, right?"

She nodded weakly in response. Her eyes remained shut tight. She bit her lower lip, balling her hands up into fists against the dirt floor. She expected more physical abuse, more pain, more torment. Yet, it never came. Instead, she was met with something else.

"Kogasa, over the past few days, I've heard stories about you. About who you are, and how you were born. And now I remember."

She was unsure as to what you were getting at, yet she remained sitting there and continued to listen.

"I wasn't originally from here. I came from a distant land, where the cherry blossoms bloomed in the Spring like in Hakugyokurou. I came from a poor family. Everything I owned was, more often than not, secondhand. And I remember for my seventh birthday I was given a hand-me-down, tattered umbrella. It was dingy. It had an ugly shade of purple. The other kids would laugh at me for bringing it to school on rainy days. It was always such a hindrance."

Tears welled up in Kogasa's eyes.

"Kogasa, did you ever wonder why you were born? Wondered what's the point of your existence? Wondered why you're even alive? Do you understand why I threw you away? Do you understand how much of a failure you are? You must have been aware of that fact in the deep recesses of your mind, yet you never wanted to acknowledge it."

Kogasa was sobbing.

"Quit lying to yourself. Quit trying to give your life any meaning when you're aware there is none. You're aware surprising me was just a fluke. You're aware you can't really scare anyone. And did you think you could compensate for your inherent uselessness by leading the life of a youkai?"

Kogasa's audible sniveling and whimpers continued to fill the air. She held up her hands against her face, cradling it as tears poured down into her palms. You learned forward, whispering into her ear.

"Your entire life is a failure and no one ever wanted you. So, isn't it better if you just killed yourself?"

In that instant, you were unable to see the expression on her face but you could easily imagine the overwhelming despair and sorrow her visage held. Standing up, you look down to see the defeated, lifeless figure of what was once Kogasa Tatara. Her arms dangled by her sides. Her eyes were vacant, pointed downwards and looking at nothing in particular. She looked pathetic. Looking to the side, you notice Kogasa's umbrella counterpart resting at the base of the tree. Grabbing it, you toss it in front of her before turning around and resuming your trip back home. With her disappearing out of sight, the tranquil silence of the forest was the only ambiance reaching your ears. Yet suddenly, from a distance behind, you could have sworn to have heard the sound of something snapping.

>> No.35526976
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Please be nice.

>> No.35533077
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Do you think she can tell if you fake surprise?
Not that she would ever fail to surprise someone, but you know... theoretically?

>> No.35533188

She fucking sucks what a useless umbrella she outta get bred

>> No.35535589

She'd feel too proud and arrogant to even check if it was genuine I believe

>> No.35541394
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An ambush is not the only way Kogasa could surprise you, a clever disguise could work too!

>> No.35550398

She should dye her hair, it's too obvious otherwise.

>> No.35550794

Why are you posting the sham newspaper journo in a thread for the brolly loli.

>> No.35550881

I wouldn't call Kogasa a loli, she is a teenager at the youngest in human terms.

>> No.35553778

To be honest reporters are much scarier than umbrellas.

>> No.35558733

Oh, hi Aya

>> No.35558771

Imagine if Kogasa was better at selling newspapers than Aya

>> No.35559221

I think that'd be easy, since she's just so much cuter.

>> No.35561373

Komanest drew Kogasa!
I hope he draws a doujin of her!

>> No.35564989

Look at this little umbrella having fun

>> No.35565000

Oh no, it appears that she slipped and fell

>> No.35567697

that's not a surprise, that's confusion fuel.

>> No.35569196

confusion is part of being surprised.

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>> No.35580229

Forgotten just as she should be

>> No.35580495

Sorry kogasa! *Hugs*

>> No.35580544

Take care of her. I will give her the recognition she deserves.

>> No.35582005

eight thirty mixed here in this scene lying eaten crawling into itself, discovered the decaying corpse of an unidentified girl. autopsy determines that it is an individual that ranges between the ages of 8-12. coroner's report same into the finely detailed remains determines a sudden intake of an unknown substance that spreads out in many directions but cause of death is otherwise undetermined and ambiguous. sudden wheels of the determinate size collapsed for the certain degrees of itself. taken in for questioning because of the certain time of the day within the confinement of the country road situated next to Mesa, Arizona. authorities deemed it unnecessary to investigate the matter any further and into the depth of the field laid into the same size of itself. mega onto the same stone for which it is with the same road here.

>> No.35582874

She's trying a new look out!

>> No.35584949

Woah neon! The most fashionable in Gensokyo!

>> No.35585255

Kogasa has become a gamer...

>> No.35586106

Chimata is a terrible influence on today's youth.

>> No.35586116

i hate kogasa so much

>> No.35586174

Yeah, how dare she not be real?
I can only do so much with a regular umbrella, I need a Kogasa wife to keep me dry in the rain and warm in the bed.
I hate it so much that she isn't with me right now.

>> No.35587870

Anon, what are you doing to that regular umbrella?

>> No.35588496

What we do between a consenting adult and an umbrella does not concern you.

>> No.35588937

umbrella lives matter!

>> No.35589248

I just wanted some tips on how to spice up my life with an umbrella.

>> No.35589328

I'm sorry to say there is only so much you can do with an umbrella that doesn't have her body yet.

>> No.35589422

Kogasa is trying to blame others for being thrown away, instead of accepting the fact that she is practically worthless.
The only thing she's good for is being a toy for Gensokyo's bullies.

>> No.35589443

Kogasa is not worthless, raincoats are worthless.

>> No.35589860

Kogasa should try it out!

>> No.35589993 [SPOILER] 

Is this real?

>> No.35590233

What’s she saying

>> No.35590749

"Stop it~<br />Don't make me wear a raincoat~!!"

>> No.35592905

Kogasa is trying out a more modern design in order to compete with the raincoat

>> No.35596953

she sold me

>> No.35598070

Umbrella bullying is not ok!
This shrine maiden has since better adapted to Gensokyo and now knows that there is more to being an incident solver than reckless youkai extermination

>> No.35599153

Just post actual guro already

>> No.35599334

*cock hardens*

>> No.35600619

Kogasa cunny!
I want to bully Kogasa by pulling out just when she's about to orgasm!

>> No.35604800

She'll leg lock you

>> No.35604930

Unless she wants a baby, that's not a very good idea.

>> No.35605087

Going bareback is not a very good idea unless you want children. If anon's wearing a condom a leg lock won't make a difference. If not - he deserves a cute babytrap.

>> No.35607308

I love Kogasa's cute feet! I want to tease her about them being smelly and make her embarrrassed!

Speaking of embarrassment, imagine running into a naked Kogasa! She would be mortified! And unfortunately for her, she only has 2 arms but 3 secret spots she would desperately want to cover -- her cute fuzzy vagina, her precious bumpy dark brown nipples, and her slappable butt!

She would probably cover her front and leave her poor butt naked, but it's cute to imagine the other possibilities! Imagine Kogasa being so embarrassed of her butt that she uses both hands to obscure it, giving you full view of her now-tingly vagina and her rapidly-enlarging nipples!

I love embarrassing Kogasa!

>> No.35607337

Also want to post cute Kogasafeets!

>> No.35607412

But Kogasa doesn't let anon use a condom, he has no choice but to do it bareback.

>> No.35609465

Forgotten yet again as it always will be for the umbrella that was left to rot

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>> No.35609747

Offering to expose yourself to her in exchange that she puts her arms down and lets you see all of her!
Her embarrassment growing as your ever hardening penis makes her pussy react accordingly!

>> No.35610036

Kogasa slowly moving her hand away from her crotch as if it weighed 10 tons! Kogasa revealing a cute vagina so wet it looks like it came straight from the shower! Kogasa's pubes glistening and being matted down from all of her sticky girlgoo!

Kogasa moving her other hand off of her chest, revealing her nipples, which are a dark brown and very enlarged at the moment! Resisting the urge to pinch her cute nipples!

Kogasa also doing a cute twirl to let you see her butt! Kogasa's butt being reddish, almost as if it were somehow blushing!

>> No.35610192

Kogasa should have pink nipples.

>> No.35610277

She is Japanese, and they have brown nipples!

And there's nothing wrong with that! Brown nipples are cute!

>> No.35610299

I agree they are, but Kogasa should have bright pink nipples. They would fit her better I think.
I could however entertain the idea of heterochromatic nipples.

>> No.35614539

How much does this one cost?

>> No.35620239

>> No.35620303

what did he mean by this

>> No.35624182

Have you been staring into Reisen's eyes for too long?

>> No.35624326

If she gets pregnant, you're hers forever

>> No.35628207

I'm fine with this

>> No.35634869

Why is she missing her limbs in the pic?

>> No.35634922

Notice the broken umbrella on the left corner.

>> No.35635446

Why would breaking her umbrella sever her limbs. I get that the umbrella is a part of her, but wouldn't breaking it hurt her in other ways?

>> No.35635484

Japs have pink nipples though, not brown

>> No.35635502

Brown or pink it doesn’t matter at the end of the day she’s getting raped for being useless

>> No.35640809

I dunno. Maybe it's like this anon >>35413446 said.
>wouldn't breaking it hurt her in other ways?
What other ways do you have in mind?

>> No.35642277

I imagined random damage since mapping an umbrella to a humanoid body is not trivial. Also it may just cause her severe pain without any visible damage and breaking the umbrella might cause her to just disintegrate. Although this really depends on which part do you consider to be the real Kogasa - the umbrella, the girl or both in equal measure.

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Bero~bero ba!

>> No.35650326

Delet this, shit's scary

>> No.35654602
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french kissing kogasa

>> No.35654839

Her tongue is weird.

>> No.35654900

no, delet her clothes instead

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her tongue is cute!

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>> No.35662012

Is this from a doujin? I can't find the sauce.

>> No.35663584
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Boobgasa or Flatgasa, which is it?

>> No.35664238

Boobgasa so she gets embarrassed when you surprise her and grope then!

>> No.35664327
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Flatgasa is best!

>> No.35664534

Small but not completely flat.

>> No.35664558

i never saw pair of breasts before...

>> No.35664583

Yes. She works a side job as a babysitter.

>> No.35664597

boobgasa is best, for it is an expression of how fertile she is

>> No.35664748

I said come in, don't stand there.

>> No.35665165

But if she were flat, she'd be insecure about it, so she'd be very surprised when you grope her and she realizes you're attracted to her small chest.

Get out of here.

>> No.35665322

It's hard to choose!
Flatgasa wins by a hair.

>> No.35666281
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Kogasa is cute whether her tits are big or small

>> No.35666393

Boobgasa is the better mother.

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>> No.35670254

I had a dream where Kogasa was cowering in the corner in the middle of a death battle royale game where other random unrelated 2hu people were shooting, maiming, and mutilating each other. What could it mean?!

>> No.35671828

It means mario won

>> No.35673634
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If we interpret this >>35664534 as a vote for Flatgasa, the final score is:

Boobgasa: 3
Flatgasa: 4

otherwise it's a 3v3 tie.

Moral of the story - boobs or not, Kogasa will always be Cutegasa.

>> No.35675713

Good. I'm scared of breasts and this thread is already spooky enough as it is.

>> No.35675886
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...


AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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Kogasa with a frilly umbrella or not?

>> No.35679306

Everyday I grow slightly more insane knowing that I’ll never be able to meet kogasa and hug her

>> No.35679400

channel your craving for umbrella girls into financial productivity
then you can afford the most premium VR shit as it comes out as well as commission the most lifelike Kogasa models possible with that technology
You can later swap that out for an android wife that looks like her as technology marches on

>> No.35680350

Just hold her in your heart anon. She's already very important to you, and your devotion to her is probably on par if not greater than most Christians would have in Christ.

Let the happiness she brings you fester into some wonderful. Be proud of it. And realize you've found something most people in life will never feel or experience.

>> No.35681569

Both is good

>> No.35682451
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Kogasa poses with Kyouko

>> No.35684877

Who are they fighting?

>> No.35685867

>No, miss Sanae told us it these poses were something that super strong warriors do. It's something called "soo-pa sen-tie".

>> No.35689423

Mind if I join then?

>> No.35692452

Kogasa you can’t die yet...

>> No.35693406
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She's just feeling a bit sleepy...

>> No.35694083
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I had a dream I was scared by Kogasa, but then realized how cute she was and threw myself onto her, embracing her. Sadly at that point I realized the circumstances and realized I was dreaming and immediately woke up.

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Great another mutant

>> No.35694105

Sir she was born this way i swear

>> No.35695160
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Sounds like a dream you would wake up with a smile but also sad.

>> No.35698341

That is more of a Rider pose though.

>> No.35701873

Sounds both cute and tragic.

>> No.35704134

Sergeant Dornan, Sir! It appears she is not wearing her uniform!

>> No.35706974

>Sounds both cute and tragic.
Just like Kogasa.

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>> No.35709494

Look, we have a strict no mutant left alive policy.

>> No.35709694

she's not a mutant, she's not human at all

>> No.35710826

>Start acting surprised when she surprises you!
but I always do that...

>> No.35711659

That's a cute couple

>> No.35712581

This is one of the happiest pictures I've ever seen. Thanks.

>> No.35712696

seeing your beloved Kogasa living happily ever after with her boyfriend while looking at them from afar and feeling completely torn up in the inside!

>> No.35712871
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If she's happy, then there's nothing to be sad about

>> No.35716110

We are all faceless dark-haired boyfriend, in him lives a part of us all.

>> No.35716209

Boobgasa this and flatgasa that but where’s the assgasa?

>> No.35717788
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Kogasa is not for lewd, she is for love.

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>> No.35718070

Kill her boyfriend and make it look like an accident, then offer her all the emotional support she needs. She'll end up trusting and falling in love with you after helping her go through such a horrible event.

>> No.35718299

lewding is required to create more Kogasas: the ultimate display of love

>> No.35721143

How many are we talking about?

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A bunch.

>> No.35724788

That's a lot

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>> No.35725239

Surprise! She's just babysitting

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>> No.35726467

Its not babysitting when its her own children

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she saw you wearing the raincoat

>> No.35728627

Kogasa shouldn’t flirt with their father, it’s immoral

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>> No.35732817

Good. Hopefully now she'll realize that I never liked her. Stupid umbrella.

>> No.35735996
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Hold on, now. If you don't like her at all, why are you in her thread?

>> No.35736018
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It's that time again, to say goodbye.
Surely now Kogasa won't be forgotten even if she won't see you for a little while.

>> No.35736545

Well, goodnight Kogasa.

>> No.35737031
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Putting Kogasa to sleep permanently!

>> No.35737504
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What a surprise!

>> No.35737546

Kogasa will be great friends with Doremy

>> No.35738568

I'm scared

>> No.35738948

It was a chill thread little umbrella! See you next time ~

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