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no scary! no bully! no lewd!
Yuuka a cute!
>>35178234I should plant sunflowers this year.
>>35178234but how can you say you love Yuuka if you don't want to make more Yuukas
>>35178234Scary! Big bully! Extremely lewd!Ultimate sadistic creature!
>>35178615Hey! Yuuka! Leave them kids alone!
>>35188725Wh-what is she going to do? Stop looking at me like that!
>>35188758Either break your spine or make you a daddy
>>35189488I’m scared that both might happen. Can we maybe talk about this first?
>>35178234Yuuka is for worship and obey
>>35193469And balls deep mating press.
Yuuka is scary! Yuuka is mean! Yuuka is sadistic! I've never met her but I've heard she's the most evil youkai out there! I'm terrified of her, everyone should avoid her!I also heard she's old too! Like the gap hag or mountain goddess!
The only thing scary about yuuka is her insane unhinged maddening sex drive
Yuuka is love! Need to find a lovely frame to hang this on then it'll finally be finished! She deserves the best!
>>35208545That's actually really nice, good work!
she wants to crush my testicles !
>>35178234Yuuka is for lovely kisses
>>35209720I want to kiss Yuuka's swolen belly as she carries our child
>>35224992She giggles and pats your head.
>>35193469I wish I was on my knees, kissing and licking that sole.
>>35224992she will not allow her perfect body to be ruined by childbearing
>>35239639Nonsense, She is youkaiher body will bounce back to its natural perfection immediatelyhaving children is merely another means of showing off her superiority, for all of her blood are talented beyond any mortal
I have four sunflowers outside. Though it's my mom who takes care of the garden, watering them myself is good for the soul.
In high school I had a classmate who would frequently dye her hair green and show up wearing a red checkered dress and sometimes a yellow ascot. Discovering that she did so to look like her favorite 2hu was what made me into a touhoufag in the first place.
>>35252112Something feels really off with the way she’s staring at me....I’m leaving now.
how many children would you have with her
>>35254248All of them.
>>35178234I want to Impregnate Yuuka.
>>35252448No no, you're going to come for teaCome along now
>>35252448Yes, you should come with the nice lady.
>>35254765I don’t really like tea. Or having my blood outside of my body either.>>35255479She doesn’t look very nice. I think she’s going to hurt me.
>>35262826She's definitely going to hurt you if you don't come with her
>>35267490I hope she and her tea are actually nice. But I guess I don’t have a choice do I?
>>35267490will she let me come ?
The mind of the great yuuka kazami
>>35208545Cute! Is that turmeric dyed?
>>35268431She'll make you
>>35254625You have no chance of that, in fact, she will be the one penetrating your orifices.
>>35276320Haha that’s what you get hag for being so scary!
>>35276320Who or why would anyone do such a horrible thing?
>>35276534Only a sadist like yuuka would do something like that unprovoked, she only got what she deserved
>>35276534wildfires can and do frequently start because of lightning strikesif there's a regional drought, a simple brushfire spreading could cause such a catastrophe
>>35178234Disagree on the no lewd part
Looks like Nuu-san's Yuuka game will be coming to Steam in the near future, if anyone is into that.https://twitter.com/nuu_echo/status/1406083302641913856Booth accepts international credit cards again now, but I guess more options don't hurt?
>>35294143I have no interest in funding future non-yuuka games
>>35291769Its perfectly safe to let the sunflower wrap her arms around you
>>35294143Hope it works out so people who are too dumb for Booth get to try it. It's a solid game.
Writeanon…any day now…
>>35291769Yuuka wants you to polinate herDeeply
>>35311986Let's make an army of Yuukas to look after flower fields everywhere.
I want to be bullied by yuuka
How high do you think her body count is?
>>35326346Zero. She is a lonely wanderer.Unless you mean fatalities, then I don’t know.
>>35326346Approximatelly 6 gorillion.
>>35303790I hope not.
>>35323517I hope not.
>>35336107The anon who is currently writing a storynot the other one who wrote a 15000 word pastebin story in the span of a week
YUUKA IS FOR JUSTICE
>>35338866She doesn't look too happy...
>>35338912(You) were late coming to bed. It's rude to make a lady wait, especially when she's tired and ready to sleep!
>>35338946Well I guess I'll have to make up for it by cuddling her extra hard that night.
>>35339280And most likely into the day as well
>>35340265Yuuka is only lazy in winterin every other season, it's a nice long day of yardwork
>>35340437Well I'll be looking forward to winter then
>>35340265>>35340485Why are all the hags in gensokyo so lazy and sleepy? Wake up hags.
>>35336125I will begin sharing this experience by giving some context first. For your safety and my privacy I won’t be giving my name but I was a content creator in the Touhou community. I made Top 10 videos ranking the girls from hardest to easiest to rape. I sure did love making those videos because it made the trannies and Twitter chimp like a nigger on fentanyl overdose. I would also put some controversial messages at the start of the video like a text saying that 52% of trannies commit suicide, hoping to achieve 100% soon would come flying in the video as the actual ranking of the Touhou girls start. I had an upload schedule of 1 video per week but I was taking my sweet time because online classes started again. I usually plan what the video will be about a few weeks prior to writing the script for it. I saw this video on YouTube called “My George Floyd toy came to life” and I was laughing my ass off when I first saw it. In every video George Floyd would be asking for pregnant belly pics exc. Those videos were timeless masterpieces and are probably the best way to humiliate a violent nigger who died of a drug overdose. As you can tell YouTube is ran by the glowing three letter niggers and the dude got his channel nuked. I was upset but I knew he would come back. During the time I decided to make a top ten Touhou girls who have the best pregnant bellies and is in honor of those creepypastas. I started writing the script for Top Ten Touhou Girls who have the best Pregnant Bellies but it was late at night so I went to sleep leaving the script half finished. I woke up after six hours and I grabbed my phone to check YouTube as soon as I woke up. I was logged out of my YouTube account on my phone and I knew what this meant for me. I booted up my computer and I checked my mail. My second YouTube account was terminated and I got upset. My fun had come to an end yet again and I was tired of remaking accounts. I decided to delete my files including the half written script for Top Ten Touhou girls with the best Pregnant Bellies. After getting rid of my scripts and video files I thought about ending it all. I was disappointed but I wouldn’t hurt myself over this. I used to joke in my Discord server about how much I wanted to go to Gensokyo which is a place where the Touhou characters live. But of course Gensokyo is fictional so there was no way for me to get laid by my favorite Touhou waifu. At least that’s what I thought before I met with Yukari Yakumo appearing in my room. She is a Touhou character who can make portals and she had brought people to Gensokyo before. She told me she was a fan of my videos and asked me if I wanted to come to Gensokyo. Without even thinking for a second I yelled yes. This was a dream come true. I was so excited. Finally I was going to get laid with the perfect girls. I was overjoyed. Yukari opened a portal big enough for me to get in. I entered the portal and we arrived in Gensokyo. I am going to skip some details to save time.
>>353416132/2Some time passed after my arrival in Gensokyo and I was living happily with Yuuka Kazami. She let me stay at her house provided that I help with her sunflower fields. My days were pretty slow going and relaxing and I had already stopped thinking about my previous life. But it didn’t stay peaceful like that for long. Turns out I was unable to delete all my scripts and video files so they got leaked to the internet. Of course at the time I had no idea they got leaked since I had no access to any of my belongings from the outside world. This information leak caused George Floyd’s spirit to sneak into Gensokyo and persuade me. One day when I was caring for the sunflower field I stepped on something squishy. I looked at the ground and saw it was George Floyd’s enormous nose. He told me “I can’t breathe sir please!”. I was scared shitless from seeing George Floyd in Gensokyo so I stepped back a bit and George Floyd suddenly started emerging from the ground. Turns out he became a Youkai and now lives in Gensokyo. I asked him what the fuck he was doing here and he responded with “I need top ten Touhou girl bellies please man!”. A nigger was probably the last thing I wanted to see in Gensokyo at the time. Of course I didn’t want to fuel this fentanyl addict’s weird fetish nor my past life as a Touhou content creator. I refused and told him I need to take care of the sunflowers or Yuuka would peg me again tonight. He looked angry and started pointing a gun at one of the sunflowers. He said “Give me Touhou pregnant bellies NOW!”. I knew that even a minor scratch came to one of Yuuka’s flowers god knows what would happen to this nigger. Yuuka went to Hakurei shrine today so I knew that she would be bringing back visitors. I told him not to shoot the flower if he wanted to breathe but of course since this is George Floyd we’re talking about – a criminal who couldn’t follow a simple request such as getting out of the car without resisting officer Derek Chauvin – he didn’t listen to me and decided to shoot the sunflower. I saw Yuuka coming to the sunflower field with Reimu and Shikieiki. Yuuka decided to run over to George Floyd and dropkick him to the ground. Reimu and Shikieiki followed her and restrained George Floyd. Just by kicking George Floyd, Yuuka was able to break his rib cage and he was not able to get up because of his injuries. Reimu told Yuuka to hold his hands behind his back and told her to leave this to her.Reimu suddenly started kneeling on George Floyd’s neck rather than using her Hakurei miko powers. I was confused because she was kneeling on his neck. Suddenly George Floyd started shaking a bit. He started yelling “I can’t breathe!”. I was confused yet again because he was being defeated without any spells and Reimu just kept kneeling on him for what seemed like hours. After making even more monkey noises George Floyd ‘s vanished into thin air. Reimu gets up and smiles, saying “I guess that’s the power of the Hakurei shrine maiden for you!”. Yuuka gets mad at me for not protecting the sunflowers however. I am currently being pegged by Yuuka again as I am writing this. You may be wondering how I was able to write this despite being in Gensokyo but that’s a story for another time. Remember not to get involved in other wordly shit. Take care.
>>35341613>>35341624And that was WITH his medication, folks
>>35341747Breddy good. Next time he should write while off his meds and tweaking on some lab grade meth.
>>35303790>>35323517I didn’t forget. The final draft is the part I take longest on.
>>35342394I want to taste that Yuukamilk.
I want to get ambushed in Yuuka’s flower field and mercilessly fucked by her.
>>35342719I want to get ambushed in Yuuka’s flower field and mercifully fucked by her.
>>35341747I stopped reading the quarter of the way through, can I have an abridged version of whatever that schizo word salad is?
>>35345381tl;dr:Our schitzo gets his youtube accounts nuked due to excessive hornyposting. Gets gapped by Yukari and ends up employed under Yuuka. George Floyd shows up and goes nigmode all over Yuuka's garden before receiving the knee from Reimu. Anon gets pegged by Yuuka for failing to adequately look after her garden. The end.
>>35341613>>35341624This has to be the worst story I have ever read. Kys.
>>35346073It's not even a story, nothing but nonsense edgy schizoposting.
>>35346073Anon, I think that may have been the point
>>35342677My child on the bottom right
>>35346593Get out of /jp/, dad.
>>35342414Holy fuck you're still alive.I'll be praying it comes out soon then.
>>35346962What's he writing.
>>35347890A roughly 20000 word yuuka fanfic from what I've seen in all his other posts in the other Yuuka threads.
>>35348073Yuuka x male reader or something more sophisticated?
>>35348108No clue, all I know is that there's no porn so it's probably more of the latter
>>35348108Dunno, haven't seen the original post in which he explains what it is.Unless he's kind enough to reply to us, we'll have to wait till it's out.
>>35348150Well, romance is fine as long as it's well done. I guess we'll see what comes out.
>>35344387That’s pretty good too. Nothing wrong with a firm but gentle bit of flower field lovemaking.
>>35193469cute toes, yuuka!
Cirno says that Yuuka likes to eat fairies in her flower fields! And that Yuuka tried to eat Cirno, too!
When she can't hide her flustering no more.
>>35351754Kiss her at 100%!
>>35351760Youkai moe has gone critical.
>>35347604How many more of these are there?
>>35348164I don't want to tease,I want to avoid building expectations for my first fiction story. I'll tell you the tone is more akin to Forbidden Scrollery.
>>35341624>> I refused and told him I need to take care of the sunflowers or Yuuka would peg me again tonight.So, uh, where's the incentive to tend to the sunflowers?
>>35358586You'll never get gently yet roughly pegged by the flower youkai.Why live.
>>35354673Around 30 or so, so far- I’ve got a couple in the pipe right now, but I haven’t heard back about them yet.
George Floyd Gensokyo Creepypasta which was on youtube
>>35341613>>35341624Actual unironic schizophrenia. This "story" had more to do with shitting on George Floyd than having anything to do with Touhou. I mean who even comes up with this? I'm absolutely disgusted.
>>35365631It’s a pasta. I’ve seen it before.
>>35363318That was funnyI actually got bait and switched
>>35363318You have to eat the flowers.
>>35370202Yuuka, that's not how marriage works! You don't just declare yourself someone's wife! You have to consummate your marriage! And you need a ceremony!
>>35370243If that's the way she wants it, that's the way it goes.
>>35370688Why Yuuka do th
>>35370703She has autism
>>35370688I do that
>>35370773Many such cases.
>>35370202I'm not opposed to this turn of events
>>35370243The consummation will be tonight, and it will be to make a child
Would a drunk Yuuka be more or less dangerous?
>>35373748She is always dangerous, but now she is also reckless
Yuuka is very sexual and will request many rounds per day
>>35380830Yeah, I want one
>>35380884Oh no, they're here too
>>35385479Thanks, I do my best
>>35178234Yuuka is a big bully!! Very scary!
>>35385765Is she lewd as well?
>>35385765I want Yuuka to bully me like this.
>>35395635Well, at least you'll die happy
>>35395635Something is wrong with foot fetishist.
>"So I noticed you have been talking a lot to that red and white miko lately."How do you respond without getting locked up inside of Yuuka's house for another six months?
>>35398184Tell her the truth: she doesn’t hold a candle to Yuuka and that shrine maiden is only a friend at best if at that. Failing that, maybe try to sweeten things by offering to help her with gardening or give her a massage.
>>35398184"How dare you accuse me of cheating! You really think I'm cheating on you? I work your garden day in day out, I go to the shrine to get a harvest blessing and this is how you repay me? Dumb bitch. No wonder nobody ever put up with your shit until I came around. I'll let that one slide, but next time I won't be so nice."
>>35398184I never realized a jealous yuuka can be so hot
>>35400961that long blonde hair is definitely Yukari'snot a shock that someone against youkai-human unions would try to sabotage them
>>35401221I enjoy their little catfights in fanon
Guys, she found my fleshlight. How fucked am I?
>>35404284she probably think it's a flower pot or something
>>35404422Yuuka is my flower pot!
>>35404808too bad because I already planted my seed in her
teen hornyposters fuck off
>>35405103Yuuka is for hornyposting and CBT
>>35405103Anon…do you know what this board is for?
>>35406663Do you? Thought so.
>>35406745If being surrounded by horny virgins who want to fuck touhous bothers you, I highly suggest reddit, twitter, or discord as an alternative
>>35406787If being called out for being a horny virgin bothers you, I highly suggest reddit, twitter, or discord as an alternative
>>35406877Doesn’t bother me, I just find it kind of funny how normalfags insist on posting here when there are far better alternatives for them.Keep seething, your willpower is admirable but I’m sorry to say it won’t change a thing. People here lost the ability to feel socially shamed a long time ago.
>>35405103its called being otaku. at least have some self awareness
>>35405103>>35406745>>35406877>>>/vt/holofaggots pretending to be /jp/ and getting uppity as usual
Yuuka is mad that you do not see her in a lewd way
>>35409709Better safe than sorry.
Ultimate sadistic creature...
>>35406941im shitting on you mainly because the thread states "no lewd" and you still post the same stupid ecchi fantasies we have every threadif i wanted to be a real big asshole, i could say that you are acting exactly like a crossie by coming into this thread and disregarding the topic>>35407243if i was a "holofaggot" i would have saged. call them vteens or simps.
>>35409894Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>>35409965Don't blame me, blame Yuuka for being so sexy
>>35409965You really post like a woman. I think you might be a woman. That's kind of disgusting, anon.
>>35410029And you post like a faggot. Remove cock from mouthhole, buttanused nerd
blame yuuka for having an obscene body
>>35410074Never mind, you're just gay. That was my second guess.
On second thought I have reconsidered. As king of the Yuukafags, I hereby designate this thread as the gay/female Yuuka fan thread. Another Yuuka thread for heterosexual men will be made very soon. I apologize for going off-topic.
>>35410242>As king of the YuukafagsMore like king of the fags LMAO
>>35410242go cry to dad's dick, gaylord
>>35410270>>35410291I think you might be mad.
>>35410302says the one who is so steamed he makes his own thread, announces it, and then still comes back like a beaten dog
>>35410372I have offered you the olive branch and you are still upset? Unbelievable. The female/gay mind truly has no bounds in its vileness.I will no longer be posting in this thread. If you need me, I will be in the other one. Goodbye.
Don't mind me, just making notes on how not to post.
>>35410608Hey Yuuka, put down the pen and paper, it makes you look like a dork. You don't want to be in the dork faction of Gensokyo, do you? Among the likes of Youmu, and Chimata?
>>35410608When will you release "how to be a retard online 101"?
Deleting the post, how cowardly
Look's like Yuuka got new friends! Way to go, Yuuka! Somebody should tell her this is not how friends are made before it's too late.
Looks like Yuuka got new friends! Way to go, Yuuka! Somebody should tell her this is not how friends are made before it's too late.
>>35411319what is wrong with deleting posts when you make a mistake?
>>35410080I believe there might have been a misunderstanding.
>>35270210I'm actually not sure what it's dyed with. Found it at an old ladies yard sale. They were very perplexed with the young man rifling though their fabric.Natural dyes are cool as shit. My uni has a dye garden for the arts program. Its neat!
>>35432884Oh sweet Jesus, that’s unsettling
>>35432919Just kiss her.
>>35432959That's too lewd for this thread
>>35432884Yuuka wants balls to kick and she wants them NOW
>>35432959I’m scared she’ll eat my face because she doesn’t want to let me go.>>35433444Soccer is a pretty fun sport she might enjoy. Right?
Yuuka's garden needs water, this summer has been exceptionally hot and dry.
wen day is dark pls rembe-
>>35452128>>35452137Why must you do this to us...
>>35452137Why did she do it?
shh...yuuka is sleeping
>>35458041Uh oh, it appears she's passed out drunk again
>>35461824looks like her body is decomposing
>>35461847It's the natural Yuuka life cycle.
>>35244873You had sex at least?
>>35457791you didnt rember happy day
>>35399312Typical nice guy response
>>35462757Nah, I never really tried to either due to mutual and opposing autism - she wrote genuinely interesting character driven SciFi and was all about the natural world, the uniqueness of the human creative spark. Naturally, she found my obsession with numbers, machines and mathematical regularity alienating.
>>35462893I was going more for sociopathic narcissistic emotionally manipulative chad but ok
>>35178234Well OP you tried but failed at the no lewd part
>>35463831With this slutty youkai it was doomed from the start.
I want her to pee on me
Mini Yuuka is so cute!
Yuuka is a hag
>>35471948babu babu babu
>>35472906Our lovely daughter
anyone have the download for the latest version of the yuuka game?
>>35483994What Yuuka game?
>>35497172Yuu Yuu Jiteki no Yuukarin or ゆうゆう自適のゆうかりん
>>35497354Looks pretty fun. Although the Yuuka in the thumbnail is a bit too much of a boobhu for my tastes.
>>35178234KILL THEM ALL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnjjngwsNu4SIEGE ON YOUKAI MOUNTAIN
>>35507088Yuu Yuu Jiteki no Yuukarin or ゆうゆう自適のゆうかりん
>>35178234I want her to grab me by the testicles and squeeze really hard
>>35525228Wrong yuuka thread
>>35525228Is this before or after you give her a child?
>>35549870Where I'm from girls get taught how to make floral headdresses from kindergarten so whenever they are unleashed upon a flower field they usually adorn themselves with flowers just for fun and end up looking similar to that pic. Also, red checkered dresses are pretty common in our traditional clothing.
>>35409966>>35370688Saved, very cute.
>>35452128>>35452137Here's the last one.
You will never be as dedicated as this guy.https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/254100
>>35550130Where I'm from girls are impregnated high on drugs and obese by the age of 14
>>35550491Are you from the US? My condolences.
>>35550251thanks, I hate it.
>>35550313>Over 2700 YuukasImpressive, most impressive
I need more cute Yuuka in my life
>>35193469>worshipyou're doing it wrong.
>>35550251Why did she do that?
>>35575009Couldn’t have sex
>>35575382Yuuka needs to lose weight
>>35575429Not at all
>>35575429She's a little soft on the edges, so I agree.
>>35575382she needs to stop eating village boys...
>>35585347She needs to eat me instead.
Please don’t eat me Yuuka...
yknow, i was expectint even a single wriggle to orbit around her in this thread. whats super wriggle canon order? Im pretty sure 1 of em has yuuka
>>35178234i'd punch her in the butthole
>>35596874what if she returns fire
>>35596874The second you try to attack Yuuka from behind is the second she sends your decapitated cock flying off with a back kick.
>>35597272that just means she’s predictable enough to parry
>>35597791Are they any good?
>>35597330You won't have the strength to parry her.
how the fuck is posting "yuuka's cookies" spamming/flooding? holy fuck you jannies are retarded
>>35254625I want Yuuka to impregnate me.
>>35604610I-Is Yuuka a futa with genderbending powers?
>>35610400The post that I replied to got jannied
This captcha amazes me, not in a good way.
>>35615611I'd like to order a drink, miss
Yuuka needs to be more scary
>>35178302Do it, sunflower seeds are the best when you eat them straight from the flower. I wonder how do Yuuka's sunflowers taste.
>>35611529I can't imagine why ??
Would Yuuka get along with the only other gardener in gensokyo or would she constantly nag at her for not being good enough?
>>35647503Meiling slacks off all the time while Yuuka is diligent so probably not
>>35649923I’ve always thought of Yuuka as being lazy actually
>>35653047properly managing a large garden requires a fuckton of fieldwork, and Yuuka's is the size of a small farmOnly in winter would she ever have the spare time to be lazy
>>35653251With her power it wouldn’t require work at all
>>35653394If she can manage her current garden without effort, she'd expand its borders so she can grow more flowersYuuka would probably enjoy the company of fellow botanists