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Have you ever met your favourite 2hu? How did it go?

>> No.35176475
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i meet Suika in a bar once, i thought she was a 9 year old girl and told her to stop drinking and she kicked my ass.

>> No.35176596

Only in my dreams and I can't remember what transpired

>> No.35176626

I dreamed of Utsuho, she's not my fav 2hu btw
but I groped her breasts and it became a wet dream. It felt so real, like I could feel the roundness of the breasts in my palms.
this was at the end of my weeks of no fap. rip.

>> No.35176701

how does one have a wet dream

>> No.35176831

i don't know if it is the same for everyone but stop jerking off and they will eventually come at some point.
they are horrible btw

>> No.35176836

I used to be roommates with Kaguya, she was a real freeloader.

>> No.35176938

i dont know, have i?

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I saw Marisa Kirisame at the Kourindou yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen mini-Hakkeros in her hands without paying.

The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the devices and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each device and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

>> No.35176962

What's so bad about them?

>> No.35177071
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I see a lot of crows but none of them have turned into a tengu and asked me if I had anything interesting news to tell her.

>> No.35177134

because you completely ruin your clothes with cum.

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I met rumia we are waiting for baby

>> No.35177381

That's because Tengu don't exist and neither does Aya Shameimaru

>> No.35177463

I saw Letty 2 days ago
She looked like she was crying

>> No.35185376

It's such a bother to clean up, that's why I only cum into tissues or toilet

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Had a wet dream as well but it involved Eirin. I started sucking on her tits and gulping down her milk. It felt so real I came immediately.

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I met Yuuka in a dream. We started dating and had a good relationship. Then I turned into Yuuka, so there were two Yuukas.

>> No.35185970

I wish a sexy tiny oni would kick my ass too.

>> No.35186160

I’ve seen ran in a few dreams. One time we woke up in bed together. Another time we had sex on a space station orbiting a black hole than she fell asleep and wouldn’t wake back up than I was alone waiting for her to wake up again in the middle of space.

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I impregnated Yukarin & made her conceive decuplets 1,000 times

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yeah i had a dream about both Yukari and Ran, turns out i was Chen, one of the weirdest dreams i had

>> No.35188567

Wtf how do you guys get these weird ass dreams or are y'all just lying

>> No.35188622

I have weird dreams pretty much every night. Most of them I forget because I don't write them down and am used to crazy dreams.

>> No.35188646

i had a dream that i was a shota being cornered behind a tree by kaguya and she sucked me off, suddenly i was adult again assembling a Stechkin APS and a S&W Model 30 while kaguya switched to a missionary position

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>> No.35188715

No, I met zun though. He wasn't cute like my favorite 2hu

>> No.35188754

What do you eat before bed

>> No.35188911

Depends on the day.
I take melatonin though, and I know that can make your dreams more vivid.

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I met Kaguya once on a trip to Gensokyo. I'm into the princess cut, so I asked for her hand in marriage. She just asked me to get her a bunch of weird and useless shit.

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How did it go? Pic related.

>> No.35208456

I met Satori in a dream skatepark and followed her home to rape-murder her. The only thing I felt was the concern if I would get caught or not, as it felt like someone else was watching. Probably Koishi.

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