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M-mastah, don't look...!

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>> No.35158688
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Green is best.

>> No.35158711

ya'll care if someone posts OC doodles?

>> No.35158730
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>kid is annoying a dark mage
>start calling her a hag
>Dark Mage loses it and exclaims:
>In the days before the current DL brats like you would get thrown into a cauldron!

>> No.35158750

>>35158730
I'm sure she has experience doing so, y'know, since she is so OLD

>> No.35158759 [SPOILER] 
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>>35158674
This is your surprise wife!

>> No.35158768
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Sitting here, growing old, and quietly waiting for my Voso single ending.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow for sure.

>> No.35158777
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beegirl doodle from this morning

>> No.35158803

>>35158777
daww, that's a cute smile

>> No.35158825

>>35158711
If you're >>35158777 then that's pretty nice.

>> No.35158828

>>35158803
monstergirls deserve to be happy

>> No.35158836
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This the the 15th member of the MGC Boy Stealers, Akane, the Ittan-Momen 2nd base. While the sport of baseball can be difficult for members of her species, she does her best with her stoic attitude and willingness to persevere. Of all the members, she has to alter the uniform the most because of her nature as a blanket-thing, but there's really nothing a good can of candy pink dye can't fix. Of all the members of the squad, she seems to show up the most on the big screen, partially because fans love to cheer her on and partially because she's unbelievably Wendi's Wintertown shake thicc with nothing but a piece of cloth on. Regardless, a good game of MGC baseball isn't complete without a red-faced Akane trying to lift up a baseball bat.
>Fun fact: despite being the most scantily clad member of the team, she's still single, likely due to her propensity to scowl with the sunglasses on. There's probably someone out there shitposting about how she's "probably weak to anal", who's perfect for her though.
Also 1 card left after this.

>> No.35158845
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>>35158825
that be me. I also drew this ocelomeh.

>> No.35158861

>>35158777
>>35158845
Actually really good. Welcome drawfriend.

>> No.35158907
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>> No.35158912

>>35158845
Nice to have another drawfag around, and I do like this Ocelomeh. Link a full version?

>> No.35158913
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>>35158777
BIG abdomens.

>> No.35158916

>>35158777
Bee goes buzz

>> No.35158943

Mommycore

>> No.35158947
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CHOOSE YOUR FARM GIRL

>> No.35158963

>>35158836
>LIFT THAT BAT
Must be tough being made of cloth. I'm proud of her for not folding under the pressure, though.

>> No.35158967
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>hehe, your hands are so nice, Anon
>they are so soft and smooth, I want to carres them, kiss them and lick them
>wanna hold hands for a few more minutes?
>mind if I suck your finger?
>I could do this forever, hehe
>hey, can I keep them?

>> No.35159028
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>>35158674
https://twitter.com/BPM2221/status/1402644203881046019

>> No.35159035

>>35158967
Why does this succ wish to take my hands away from me? They are my hands!

>> No.35159045

>>35159028
damn
can't beat the sheet

>> No.35159072

>>35158963
How does she lift it with no hands? We may never know...

>> No.35159074

Retiring from adventuring life to get some land, a title, and soft maids!

>> No.35159077

>>35158967
How, mines are full of calluoses. Its like sandpaper

>> No.35159107

>stern kiki maid decides to wear a super lewd maid uniform on my birthday
Maids are love.

>> No.35159121

>>35158947
genki tomboy 4

>> No.35159129

>>35159107
Does she still have the secretary glasses on?

>> No.35159171

>>35158759
But I wanted to marry a cute pirate monster, not a filthy landlilim!

>> No.35159199

>>35159129
That just gives her more lewd points.

>> No.35159201

>>35158967
I want to put my thumb in her mouth, just to see how she will react.

>> No.35159208

>>35158777
>>35158836
Nice

>> No.35159229

>>35158967
Only if I can molest your horns and ears

>> No.35159234
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I've decided that I will submit to foxes.

>> No.35159264

>>35158759
Wait a second, this isn't fair, I bet she rigged the adventure so she would end up the winner no matter what

>> No.35159306

>>35158759
Hey, I did always want a hag

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>>35158947
0

>> No.35159397
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>> No.35159410

Should I be concerned?

>> No.35159426

>>35159107
Stern maids know sometimes it's best to gift Master and left him have some fun once in a while.

>> No.35159435
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>>35159410
Concerned about what?

>> No.35159475
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>Favorite monster
>How many images you have of that monster

>> No.35159502

>>35159435
Bike horn.

>> No.35159531

>>35159502
Mikehorn
Tikehorn
Linehorn
Minehorn

>> No.35159560

>>35158947
999999999

>> No.35159566

>>35159475
>Greenworm
>Over 100

>> No.35159567

>>35159475
i don't know
a lot

>> No.35159686

>>35159475
Wurm
A good amount due to the ones I draw as well

>> No.35159693

>>35159475
I don't have a separate folder and I'm not counting them.

>> No.35159720
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ᶠᵒˣ

>> No.35159728

>>35159475
Crow Tengu. All of them, which means around 120 images.

>> No.35159732

>>35159435
You know what

>> No.35159745
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>>35159234
Those damn foxes will do anything to make themselves look good.

>> No.35159760

>>35159426
Proper mastahs get rewards

>> No.35159771

>>35159720
TWIN

PEAKS

DEEP

VALLEY

>> No.35159778

>>35159410
Yes, they are rapidly approaching your position, they can smell the fear

>> No.35159795

Which monster girl gets better with age?

>> No.35159833
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>>35159795

>> No.35159902
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hope you like big families

>> No.35159903
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>>35159833
What is she saying?

>> No.35159914
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>>35159795
None, it's a sidegrade at best.

>> No.35159938

>>35159914
Reminds me of a gap youkai.

>> No.35159969

>>35159938
Who only says she 17

>> No.35159987

>>35158836
Neat! Where can I find the rest of these?

>> No.35159988

>>35159531
>>35159502
Bike horn
sounded due to a hymen torn
when the monster girl portal opens
and you and your new wife are elopin'

There will always be fear
when vore monsters are near
satisfying their needs
with their preys' final release

>> No.35160013

>>35158947
99
9
9
999
9999999999
99
99
9
9

>> No.35160029

>>35158947
3 and 6, I love me some pink.

>> No.35160081

>>35159903
>Greetings, traveler. You have wandered this far just to hear my wisdom?

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>>35159720
>only one tail
What a loser.

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>>35160089
Problem, hags?

>> No.35160124

>>35159938
Yukari a Johnny old junk of shit
She a garbage can

>> No.35160245

>>35160124
I want that gap hag's gap tho

>> No.35160254

I wish to be crushed between dragon thighs

>> No.35160304

>>35160102
Wow, the hags sure are getting good at disguising themselves.

>> No.35160308

>>35160254
I want to molest dragon tails

>> No.35160338
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>>35159475
189 fox images.

>> No.35160350

>>35158768
>Not having an ending for each girl he meets in the story
Seriously, he missed out on hitting everyone's switches.

>> No.35160352

>>35158912
https://twitter.com/BristleArt/status/1402719608583319552?s=20

>> No.35160360

>>35159475
>Implying I save images

>> No.35160413

>>35158913
Would a bee girl let me use her abdomen as a pillow?

>> No.35160429

>>35159987
>https://mega.nz/folder/MBVGSDbS#2gVKO3KY5A1rSIRcNv4TAQ
Here under baseball cards, should have them all so far, just uploaded the 2 most recent ones.

>> No.35160448

>>35159171
But anon, all the pirate girls are already married to the sea. Just smile and marry the Lim.

>> No.35160458

>>35158947
5, I'm a sucker for long hair and a petite chest.

>> No.35160486

>>35158947
9

>> No.35160541

>>35159028
Ittans are very underrated girls

>> No.35160577
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>Nice boat.

>> No.35160590

>>35160577
Nice tits

>> No.35160607

>>35160577
Yes, it is a nice boat, I sure do hope it remains intact throughout this journey, all these unmarried men make great crewmembers

>> No.35160628

>>35160577
I would be the hero that bravely grabs the cabin boy and throws him overboard at the first sign of a Kraken, thus saving the ship.

>> No.35160629

>>35160577
Haha lady, I have been stranded at sea for a week now

>> No.35160630

>>35160577
spent my whole life savings on it, it's my entire livelihood.

>> No.35160650

>>35160577
Yeah, can you rape with tentacles already like those doujins you read

>> No.35160663

>>35160577
>It would be a shame if someone sunk it using their big. Thick. Tentacles.

>> No.35160664
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>>35160429
Oh yeah, so while I work on the next one I do need some input.
>https://forms.gle/zabSGiVxr1QKb1yz8
I'm going to do one special edition card for /ourgirl/, and I'm leaving that choice up to you guys.

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>>35160577
Boat?

>> No.35160734

What happens if I yell that I am hungry in a monster girl town and haven't eaten anything in a week

>> No.35160816

>>35160734
i'm sure you can figure it out. apply yourself.

>> No.35160834

Best monster if I only shower once a week?

>> No.35160841

>>35160834
Akaname

>> No.35160847

>>35160834
None, until you shower, stinky

>> No.35160869

>>35160841
Oh that reminded me Beelzebub is a thing

>> No.35160873

best mg for the crush song

>> No.35160903

potatoe panties

>> No.35160919
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>>35160734
A parade of daknuki street vendors come running with their carts trying to sell you various fried foods and noodles. Don't worry if you don't have money, just sign the note they present you and it's covered.

>> No.35160961

thicc girls are good girls

>> No.35160974

give me some meaty meaty succubi

>> No.35160984

>>35160628
>Kraken gently lifts the poor boy back onto the ship, demands to know who threw him overboard, and drags (you) under.
Enjoy married life.

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>>35160974
>Someone order meat?

>> No.35161008

>>35160919
Tanuki mercenaries always fight for that who has the most coin

>> No.35161013

If a anon is hosting a tabletop game with his harem, does that mean all the players are the GM's girlfriend and get preferential treatment?

>> No.35161031

>>35161013
No, because my wives known that it would just cheapen the game for everyone involved.

>> No.35161032

>>35160577
I bought it so I could meet cute mersharks.

>> No.35161045

>>35161031
>it would just cheapen the game for everyone involved.
https://youtu.be/7gb6x_duVXE

>> No.35161058

>>35161000
With a side of Cheshire, yes.

>> No.35161060

>>35160577
I am swimming here lady, I dont crack jokes about your size

>> No.35161083

>>35161000
Lmao, anon is in for a meaty suprise.

>> No.35161104

>>35161000
I swear if I get Cheshire ass delivered to me instead of meat one more time I'm gonna take a bite out of the cat ass.

>> No.35161132

>>35160834
Devil bug

>> No.35161189

I want to make a monstergirl sad, what's the best way to accomplish this?

>> No.35161202

>>35160873
>crush song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPXVfG4AzlQ

>> No.35161205

>>35161000
I aint chinese

>> No.35161206

>>35160429
>>35160664
Dangerously based.

>> No.35161223

it smells like wet fur and sex

>> No.35161234

>>35161223
And the air was sticky with sweat

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>>35161223
Good

>> No.35161268

>>35161244
I am SICK of seeing this smug cat! I'm going to get a RESTRAINING ORDER!

>> No.35161306
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>>35161268
That's practically an invitation for them

>> No.35161318

>>35161268
>live in MGC
>decide to finally file for a restraining order after being tormented by a meme cat for far too long
>they interpret it as you wanting to be tied up for her

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>>35161223
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals ...

>> No.35161354

>>35161346
So lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel

>> No.35161358

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be on the lookout for Hathorite extremists.
Clues to their presence can be an increase in the bustsize of local monster girls, a general thickening of monster girl figures, and the occasional street zealot screaming about how the 'Breedening is Nigh'

>> No.35161371

>>35161306
This might be the best kot I've ever seen. I will now consider Cheshires as marriage material.

>> No.35161384
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>>35161371
You should've considered Cheshires from the start. For your own good.

>> No.35161410

>>35161384
I wouldn't necessarily say no but if there's a jubjub around and I could slam my face into their titties, well...

>> No.35161417

how many people do you suppose use mgs as therapy for depression?

>> No.35161421

>>35161358
Would help then in their cause for the fact is thicc monsters are best monsters

>> No.35161425

>>35161384
I should've, but I was too afraid. Wonderlandphobia is a real phenomenon.

>> No.35161438

>>35161202
i know it has two things im "suppose" to not like but I liked it.

>> No.35161443

>>35161421
Anon no, think of all those office lady monster girl's pants!

>> No.35161452

>>35161417
im so depressed i cant even blink

>> No.35161468

>>35161371
I wont

>> No.35161477
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>>35158674

>> No.35161479

>>35161443
But think of the booty

>> No.35161481

>>35161443
i love panties

>> No.35161498

>>35161477
thats just silly

>> No.35161505

>>35161479
>>35161481
It'll be hard not to think of either of those thinks as the close fight a losing battle against advancing curves.

>> No.35161507

>>35161417
None, because monstergirls aren't real.

>> No.35161515

>>35161417
momentarily, then the sadness and despair overtakes me.

>> No.35161523

>>35161507
i mean the hole mg hobby irl

>> No.35161530

>>35161507
You don't know that they don't exist in another dimension.

>> No.35161531

>>35161206
I'm glad you like them anon

>> No.35161535

>>35161417
whats the point of doing mgs, we do them and then what? poof! we're gone, nothingness emptiness, we're all just dust in the wind.

>> No.35161546

>>35161417
it passes the time and is pleasant to meditate over before sleep.

>> No.35161562

>>35161417
They work better for me than antidepressants and believe me I've tried quite a few , none of them work

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>>35161417
Sadness covers me like blanket, tuck me in let me die

>> No.35161586

>>35161417
Nah, great to past the time and not think of the world

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>>35161417
>Why are you posting on /mgt/
>I always post on /mgt/ when I'm having a bad day
>but you post on /mgt/ everyday

>> No.35161662

>>35161417
>me without mgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35ZDpMUcJM

>> No.35161683

>>35161417
I dunno
I may me kill myself within the next couple of weeks , we'll see

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>>35158674

>> No.35161711
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>Tonight you

>> No.35161745

>>35161417
Not depressed, but I do use MGs to enhance my positive outlook on life. My waifu wouldn't want to see me sad, so I need to make every day a good one!

>> No.35161753

>>35161711
Tonight I what?

>> No.35161771

>>35161745
>My waifu wouldn't want to see me sad
which mg would really

>> No.35161775

Is there any downside at all to having a Shoggoth for a wife? From a seemingly objective lens, I can see no fault in marrying Shogs. Please enlighten me if I have erred. Kiki posters need not apply.

>> No.35161782

>>35161753
Wash the dishes.

>> No.35161790

>>35161417
>be sad sack
>browse mgt
>one week, there's a tremendous bout of shitposting
>one of the worst I've ever seen
>goes on for days
>decide to start writing
>desperate to give people anything to talk about besides the chaos at hand
>become writefag
>contribute to the community I love
>get positive feedback and thanks from community
>improve my craft, begin using new vocabulary in everyday life
>writing skills improve
>don't feel like I'm wasting my time when I'm writing
This place turned out to be one of the best confidence builders imaginable. My life is better because of these threads, and not in an escapist sense either.

>> No.35161799

>>35161775
What can you say to a man who has already been goo'd?

>> No.35161813

>>35161782
Kay.

>> No.35161836

>>35161775
they're kinda dumb and may have trouble carrying a conversation when it's not something about you.

>> No.35161840

>>35161775
Nah, just hope you like having a purple knob in your pants

>> No.35161843
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35161843

Do you tickle torture your monster gf or do you receive it from her? Or both..

>> No.35161863

>>35161711
>"cause she just raped me!"

>> No.35161881

>>35161843
Does molesting count?

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35161897

>>35161683

>> No.35161927
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>>35161863
>Oh you think you can back that up?

>> No.35161936

>>35160664
Oh yeah, voted for Sarah, the first and best player.

>> No.35161950

>>35160664
>>35161936
I'm a Katrina loyalist myself.

>> No.35161960

>>35158836
Can we get an official booba ranking from you, sir? Akane looks to be near the top.

>> No.35161993
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>>35161711

>> No.35162023

>>35161711
>"Auntie you said that last night and the night before that. I'm starting to think nothing's going to happen."

>> No.35162067

>>35161711
Oh I can finally bang ya, ya hag

>> No.35162070

>>35161843
I wouldn't allow my wife to tickle me, so I guess I'm the tickler. She's mean enough to use it to her advantage if she ever finds out just how vulnerable I am to tickles.

>> No.35162073
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35162073

It's hip to _____ bees

>> No.35162100

>>35161927
>I got bruises to prove it!

>> No.35162108

>>35162073
It's hip to help bees
I've been planting tons of flowers and my local bumblebee hive has been very happy about it

>> No.35162125

Do monster hags sag?

>> No.35162131

>>35162125
Bag

>> No.35162139
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>>35162070
You just get to punish her back if she uses it as an advantage too much.

>> No.35162167
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>>35161960
Here you are

>> No.35162185

>>35162139
I always get sad whenever I remember the series that image came from. Monster girls are for tender loving, not hurting.

>> No.35162189

>>35162185
What is the context for the Jinko guro? Someone just wanted it or was it to spite someone?

>> No.35162191

>>35162167
Niiice. I didn't notice the Salamander was so busty until now because of her leg position.

>> No.35162205
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35162205

I can't sleep

>> No.35162214

>>35162189
No clue what the reasoning is, but I'm now set on kissing Jinko abs and keeping them safe.

>> No.35162216

>>35158947
5 > 2 > 0 > 3 > 8 > 1 > 7 > 6 > 5 > 9

>> No.35162221
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35162221

>>35162205
Sleep or you die.

>> No.35162230

>>35162205
Ask a sleep sheep for a hug.

>> No.35162265

Fucking artist i commed, posted something private. I am 100% mad at this moment and wish my wives were real so i could relieve my anger into their wombs.

>> No.35162275

>>35162265
Welp now that it's public, share plz

>> No.35162312
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35162312

>>35158674

>> No.35162330

>>35162265
Thanks for the new content. Consider getting some headpat comms to relieve your anger.

>> No.35162355

>>35159502
Because you become the town bike ?

>> No.35162368

>>35162355
Haha I get it

>> No.35162377

>>35161711
You know, I would like to see Carl meet a Lilim

>> No.35162407

>>35162275
Its a Tentacle Commission. Go have fun finding it, but that is all your getting from me.

>>35162330
Been wanting some vanilla stuff so maybe now is the time.

>> No.35162423

I fear the Phantom raised by Cheshires. Imagine all the cutaway gags you'll be forced into.

>> No.35162427
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35162427

Why are moths always yandere?

>> No.35162439
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35162439

>9-tailed kitsune is playing coy with you
>but the balls of fox fire that manifest around her keep forming little <3 shapes

>> No.35162447

>>35162427
Because you don't pay enough attention to them, silly!

>> No.35162469

>>35162439
I am usually against foxes, but snuggling with a kitsune while her fox fire lights up the room sounds amazing.

>> No.35162495

>>35158730
Lady, that is a 50 year old man yelling at you.

>> No.35162508
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35162508

>>35162330
Hey, and I was about to post the headpat comm I received
also, I'm not fucking kidding, this artist too assumed she was my daughter and added dolls in the background because she thought it would go well with 'my daughter'. Seriously what's with female artists assuming every loli character you see as someone's daughter?? Dolls were genuine teddy bears and stuffs at the first draft and I was like 'at least make it edgy or something' and this is the end result. ffs

>> No.35162518

>>35162427
I really hope I don't get targeted by a yandere on portal day, I know she'll snap once she sees my MG daki.

>> No.35162525
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35162525

>>35162508
Let them have their sweet delusions.
Also, cute.

>> No.35162538

>>35162508
Cute daughter! When are you going to get a wife comm?

>> No.35162545

>>35162508
I think its pretty cute, and probably cause most people want to believe there aren't this many pedos in the world

>> No.35162546

>>35162508
Cute Daughter Baph anon. When are you going to post your wife?

>> No.35162551

>>35162508
Get a daughter and make her huge. It's the only solution.

>> No.35162568

>>35162508
You should thank the artist for going the extra mile, dummy!

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>> No.35162596

>>35162583
Foxes are foxing their way into my heart

>> No.35162610

>>35162508
>Women thinking that small wives are daughters
I wonder if that would also apply to irl encounters
>Anon in public with Bapho wife
>Random lady approaches and asks if Bapho wife is his daughter
>Wife says that she's married to Anon
>Lady says something about how all little girls talk about marrying their dad or brother but will grow out of it eventually
>Bapho wife gets mad and transforms the lady into a newt-girl who is just as small as she is, then teases her by asking why a little girl like her is walking around without her parents

>> No.35162614

>>35160350
He already said he would do exactly that.

>> No.35162631
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35162631

>>35162596
They're pretty good at it, in no small part thanks to them practicing it since well before the DL made monster girls the standard.
They're significantly ahead of the curve.

>> No.35162657 [SPOILER] 
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35162657

I cannot be defeated by mofu, I have walked through fox shrines, big and small, old and new, populated and abandoned, and have emerged unmarried every time.
The fact that I instantly loss to scales right afterwards is irrelevant

>> No.35162669
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35162669

>>35162610
>newt-girl
At least make her a skink so she has a fat bulliable tail.

>> No.35162708

>>35162508
Get dabbed on

>> No.35162711

>>35162508
Jesus christ this is going to end terribly.
btw, whenever shit inevitably hits the fan post some screenshots and such, i want to laugh at your expense

>> No.35162739

>>35162508
Didn't you say you got a free comm because someone thought she was your daughter? Is this the free comm?

>> No.35162743

>>35162711
Eh, it's only going to ever matter for commissioning lewds. And obviously lewds would be from an artist who doesn't care.

>> No.35162775

>>35162711
Nah, I comm lewds mostly from skeb and from artists who mainly draw lolis. Won't be an issue
>>35162739
No, freebie was from someone different

>> No.35162793
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35162793

a girl having to bend down to kiss me gets my heart aflutter

>> No.35162842

I'm not looking forward to fall if portals open this summer. I've got a bunch of deer that try to eat my apples every year and if they monsterize I'll feel bad about scaring them off.

>> No.35162866
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>>35162669
>tfw no fat-tailed Skink as a college roommate.

>> No.35162867

>>35162775
anon... how long do you think you can hide the truth? it's only a matter of time before she inadvertently stumbles upon a lewd of your "daughter" and traces it right back to you, think of the consequences such an event would incur and the conversations t might result in, do you really think you can weather the cringestorm that is coming your way?

>> No.35162877

>>35162867
an important thing to realize in life is that nobody actually cares. it's very comforting realization.

>> No.35162892
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>>35162866
need more of these cute monster comics

>> No.35162912

>>35162793
>not having her pick you up to smooch you

>> No.35162918
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35162918

>>35159475
Kikimora
83

>> No.35162957

>>35162427
I want to see how deformed this family will be 3 to 4 generations in. that poor man's life is only going to worsen with time.

>> No.35162973

>>35162957
Mamonomana cures all mental illness and changes body types to be attractive so no inbred deformities here

>> No.35163024

>>35162957
Good thing that MG DNA doesn't work exactly like human DNA.

>> No.35163044

>>35162918
Kobold.
651.

>> No.35163063
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>>35162866
>>35162892
What a lewd little lizard.

>> No.35163064
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35163064

>>35155557

>> No.35163065

>>35163024
ever read the original doushinji? it's not kc approved material at all.

>> No.35163102

>>35163065
Consider the fact that KC wants to fuck kids
Then think really hard about your response

>> No.35163105

>>35163064
Nice.

>> No.35163191

>>35163102
kc wants wholesome rape, not time warping mental torture. there is a difference, believe it or not.

>> No.35163233

I still would like to see a lilim get rejected

>> No.35163260

>>35163233
I feel like people joke about the lovecraft tier "mindbreak at a glance" thing, but what if the lilim actually took her time to break you?
Seeing as they have small scale reality warping powers, shit like messing with the humans in front of them both on a physical and metal level would be interesting at least

>> No.35163295

>>35163260
I had an idea like that, but it was too unwholesome for here
Its was pretty much an imakeshi doujin with actual straight sex instead of futa

>> No.35163329

>>35163191
That's probably the monsterboy schizo from /tg/ again.

>> No.35163431

>>35163295
Why would it be unwholesome?

>> No.35163447

>>35163431
MGE may like corruption, the thread doesn't outside of memes

>> No.35163546

>>35163447
Sounds kinda based ngl. Let me guess yuri or tentacles are used in corruption? Or corrupted human guy fucking human women into a monster?

>> No.35163562

>>35163295
>imakeshi doujin
?

>> No.35163578
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>>35160577

>> No.35163626

>>35163295
Corruption is one of the best things about MGE tho.

>> No.35163683

>>35163578
Ahhh, Tortuga...

>> No.35163695

>>35163295
>imakeshi
Do you mean Ikameshi? If so, I think most people don't care as long as it's still cannon accurate and a good end.

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Consider

>> No.35163742

>>35163727
Gunna fill this doe and put a bun in her oven.

>> No.35163754

Where do I find girls with the fattest tails at?

>> No.35163851
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>>35163754
Lamia-types are pretty much 50% tail, so there's that going for them.

>> No.35163886

>>35163851
Are you implying Lamia are 50% fat? Because it's true.

>> No.35163992

>>35163546
Dark matter tentacles, low level mind break, and a foursome and some maledom (goaded into it)
I forget half my notes i made writing the plan out

>> No.35164026
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35164026

>Traveling through the mountains as a guard for a trade caravan
>Though things have gone south, the wood and metal that the wagons are made out of are the most valuable things there, barely even a silver worth of goods or coin
>Still, the merchants are good on their word for payment, all you have to do is get them back to where their money is and get your gold
>Though they are incredibly shady, but everyone you talked to insists they pay their debts
>Supplies have started running low, so the caravan had taken a shortcut in order to make it back before you would start having to eat grass or something
>Not that there was much of that this high in the mountains anyways
>Though after the fourth detour around rockslides or a monster camp, you get the feeling this "shortcut" is more trouble than it's worth
>You could probably squeeze out some bonus pay for this unexpected, hazardous "shortcut" after the third raid from local monster tribes you help ran off
>Plus a little more for the wyvern attack.
>As you contemplate your haggling strategies and your imminent vegan experience, you feel that familiar prickle down your spine when things are about to go wrong
>Just as the caravan came to a halt
>An unscheduled halt
>In the deepest part of monster territory
>You head on over to the leader to try and figure out what the holdup is
>Only to find him in an argument with another wyvern, though this one is much bigger than the other
>Wait... this one has wings AND hands
>A dragon, a godsdamned dragon, because of course you would also run into a dragon.
>You're not sure if you should demand double or triple pay for this
>As you approach, you hear them squabbling over tribute
>The dragon is demanding payment for crossing her lands
>The merchant is trying to explain that there is nothing to give, no coin or goods
>This goes on for a solid minute before they notice your arrival
>As the dragon turns her eyes on you, a small part of you wants to shrink away from that predatory gaze, but you hold firm, ready to fight if things turn sour
>"Forget the tribute, I want him"
>You take a second to even process the words you just heard, but the merchant jumps at the opportunity to get away without having to hand over what little wealth he still had
>That bastard just sold you out
>Briefly, you consider the option of trying to fight her off, but between the oppressive glare and the claw strong enough to crush one of the wagons three times over on your shoulder, you decide to cut your losses
>That being said, you're not just gonna let a merchant haggle you off for passage, and before he slinks away, you mention the hefty sum of gold he was supposed to pay you, as well as the significant bonus for all the trouble this shortcut has caused
>The reaction from the dragon is immediate, and her voice is enough to freeze the merchant in place
>"He has a point, he is a strong fighter who could hold off several monsters at once, and now he is owned by a very powerful benefactor"
>Owned by? maybe you should have tried to fight, though the weight of the claw makes it a difficult thing to regret
>her voice goes low as she growls out the next part
>"You wouldn't dream of cheating him out of a deal, would you?"
>You take a grim satisfaction from how white the merchant's face went, before frantically assuring that you will still be paid for your work, plus extra., before scrabbling into the driver's seat and getting the caravan moving as fast as he could
>As you watch the caravan vanish around a bend, you feel the dragon wrap her arms around you
>"Now then, treasure, lets get you back to the hoard, I know the perfect spot for you"
>About a week later, while you are resting off a bruised pelvis, you wake up to a sack of gold next to you
>Counting it out, you find quadruple the initial payment from the guard job, as well as a note from your new wife
>'Don't worry about adding this to the hoard, you earned this at the same time you caught my eye. Besides, you still owe me a daughter'
>as you tuck the gold away in the chest you were given for personal belongings, you hear dragon-sized footsteps approaching
>Now that you've had time to think on it, there were certainly worse ways that job could have ended

>> No.35164042

>>35163992
Damn what a shame. That sounds like a super hot story. Would have loved to read it.

>> No.35164315
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35164315

What do warrior monsters think of being beaten by magic users?

>> No.35164335

>>35164315
They would non-stop insult you while you fuck them doggy style.

>> No.35164341
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35164341

>>35163886
Fat sneks, to be made fatter with lots of little sneks.

>> No.35164351

>>35164315
>Use ice magic to kite her so she can never even come close to me
>Their anger only grows by they are powerless to stop me

>> No.35164367

>>35164335
At the very least brand her with a womb tattoo or some sort of pleasure rune. Make her submit to your dick even if she won't accept your martial prowess.

>> No.35164461

>>35164367
I want to defeat a warrior monsters use a pleasure rune on her and just watch as she tries to stay proud while being aroused beyond what she can actually handle.

>> No.35164493

>>35161417
Not as therapy, but as a motivator.
How can I ask for a perfect minotaur when I am not yet the man she deserves?
But I will be.

>> No.35164621

>>35162108
>>35162073
Planted enough flowers in the garden with my dad that you can smell them from inside the house.
Lots of cute bumblebees and not a wasp in sight.

>> No.35164636

Gonna make cursed armors and items and test them on my lizard girl wife.

>> No.35164647

>>35164621
Lucky. All I've got are carpenter bees chewing holes in my porch.

>> No.35164659

>>35164461
>"T-This stupid magic won't stop me from destroying you in a fight, little man! Let's go!"
>"How do you expect to beat me with just one hand?"
>she looks down and realizes she's been subconsciously fingering herself

>> No.35164790

>>35164659
>she's been subconsciously fingering herself
I need more of this.

>> No.35164819

>>35164621
I wouldnt be able to do that. I got stung in my mouth and right on my head. Really fucked me up with how i view bees. Would fuck insect mg bees though.

>> No.35164870
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35164870

>>35161104
>Ah~

>> No.35164874

>>35164819
I always feel awful when I get stung by bees, because the poor frightened little things die. Hurts far more than the sting does.
I was very relieved to find out bumblebees do not have barbed stingers, so the cute fuzzballs don't die when they sting you.

>> No.35164880

>>35162918
Turning the kikimora maid into a broodmother is important.

>> No.35164907

>>35164874
How do you even get a bumble bee to sting you?

>> No.35164913

>>35164907
I'm honestly not sure how, since I've not been stung by one, but I assume moving around a lot near it when there's no space for it to fly would incite it to jab you.

>> No.35165092
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35165092

Wolfu handjobs.

>> No.35165190
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35165190

>>35164880
All broods start with one.

>>35165092
Breeding wolf hags and fertilizing their formerly-barren wombs! Giving them a youthful glow and a bounce to their step! Making their fox friend jealous!

>> No.35165221

>>35165092
Would domesticate.

>> No.35165265

>>35164874
Same. I wish i was less spooked by them. Let the little guys work themselves out before swatting them off and killkling them.
Also If it makes you feel better i dont think either were actual bees. At least the one that hit my head was probably a mud wasp so smooth stinger.

>> No.35165487

I wanna embarrass the really tough salamander bodyguard of a lilim by constantly hugging her and tell her how pretty she looks.

>> No.35165526

>>35165487
>Lillim backs you up in your teasing

>> No.35165531

>>35165190
what does the kiki call sound like?

>> No.35165555

>>35165531
>ANUUUU CHEEKI BREEK IV DAMKE

>> No.35165558

Is it safe to assume monstergirls get an absolute hard-on when they hear the human boys and heroes giving that motivational "We will not surrender, we will fight till the bitter end!" speeches?

>> No.35165567

>>35165531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYnteyO-Gbk

>> No.35165578

>>35165526
How long before she breaks and takes anon behind the shed and rapes the fuck out of him?

>> No.35165591

Something took a bite out of the sun.

>> No.35165608

>>35162377
Y?

>> No.35165621

>>35165591
Goddamn photino birds

>> No.35165634

>>35165591
Tell that Apophis girl to stop eating the sun, I don't like eternal night.

>> No.35165642
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35165642

>>35165634
Are you going to make it worth her while?

>> No.35165652

>>35165642
Only if she helps me make super lewd MG casino.

>> No.35165667
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35165667

>>35165652
>I Stopped The Ancient Evil From Eating The Sun But Now We Run A Casino?!?
Ah, a classic to be sure.

>> No.35165709

>>35165652
>>35165667
gonna rob the casino

>> No.35165748

>>35165709
>Ocean's Eleven but it's a monster girl casino run by a Apophis and her husband

>> No.35165758
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35165758

Monster girls can temp level drain humans, but can humans temp level drain monster girls

>> No.35165792

>>35165709
>>35165748
well anons how would (you) rob the Serpent's Nest Casino?

>> No.35165829

>>35165792
Seduce the owner and then steal everything, including her heart.

>> No.35165924

>>35165792
>get shog on team
>have her slither into vents
>have her infiltrate the computer systems
>hijack the casino's controls
>replace the camera's, etc.
>time the patrol patterns
>waltz in, have her open the doors and vault, and walk out with the goods
>don't mention how she could probably do the heist all by herself

>> No.35165938

>>35165829
anon she's already married

>> No.35165944

>>35165938
Seduce her daughter(s)

>> No.35165968

>>35165792
By doing nothing and never going near that place because I am an honest man

>> No.35165982

>>35165792
I'll worry about that tomorrow, my cat told me to go to sleep for now

>> No.35166032

How to tell if a cave's a dragons den?

>> No.35166036

>>35159475
Manticore
137, give or take

>> No.35166049

>>35159475
Sandworm
Not that many. There's just not a lot of fanart of her. The doujin is really nice; I have that.

>> No.35166098

>>35166032
Point your pocked Tanuki at the entrance. If she can smell money, there's a Dragon in there.

>> No.35166113
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35166113

>You are apprehended by Dark Elves and they take you to their Slave Economy and Beast Mastery economy fueled cold city
>"So boy, what are you kinky about? You like Dark Elves?" one of 'em asks
>You honestly and wholeheartedly tell them you're into vanilla lewds and wholesome romance only and you like handholding
>"So which one you wana hold hands with me?" You ask
>pic related happens
>"RUN AWAY!"
>"EWWW! VANILLA!!! EWWW!!!"
>The dark elves run away from your tastes and report you to their authorities
>You are deported and banned to never ever return to Dark Elf territory

I bet in Dark Elf lands, vanilla lewds is prohibited and outlawed. Illegal. And perhaps it is one way to deter Dark Elves from enslaving you.

>> No.35166175

>>35166098
Where do I get a pocket tanuki?

>> No.35166190
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>>35166175
They just kind of show up in your backyard

>> No.35166225

>>35165190
You should impregnate the foxes too!

>> No.35166233

>>35166190
So they're like gophers? Get the mallet.

>> No.35166340

itt: mgs that no one actually cares about

>> No.35166349

>>35166340
Green Worms

>> No.35166353

>>35166190
>Hello, I'm here to talk about your car's extended warranty...

>> No.35166384

>>35166340
Lamp girls
Ropers
Umberlla-tongue girls
Pot devils
Myconids
March Hare
Imps
Houris
Humpty Eggs
Living Dolls

>> No.35166388

>>35166190
Ok, best way to get one in your arms?

>> No.35166414

>>35166388
Fat stacks of cash

>> No.35166428

>>35166349
>>35166388
Show her a scary movie

>> No.35166463

>>35158759
Nigga what kinda crack you smoking?

>> No.35166499

I want a tentacle girl to hug me.

>> No.35166505

>>35164026
I mean good job, but boy do I hate dragons.

>> No.35166516

>>35166388
Wap your wad on the countah.

>> No.35166579

>>35166414
>>35166516
I have no money, I only have love to give, a heart to care for her, and a life to live rogether with her

>> No.35166605
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35166605

Abandon monstergirls, marry a nun.

>> No.35166610

>>35166516
>"my name is Loadsamoney"
>audible Tanuki swooning

>> No.35166629
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35166629

>>35166579
Ah so.

>> No.35166643

>>35162139
My Mamono ancestors are smiling at me, Shota, can you say the same?

>> No.35166647
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35166647

>>35166605
Instructions understood, married a nun.

>> No.35166683

>>35166647
Thats not a nun or any holy sister. Thats a monster cosplaying, you heretic!

>> No.35166798

>>35166683
Too late, already impregnated her.

>> No.35166815
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>>35166647
No no no, I mean human nun!

>> No.35166866
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35166866

>>35166225
Frequently and vigorously.

>> No.35166873

Give me back my sock you goat bastard

>> No.35166930

If I offer to eat out a big strong monster, how long will it go before she touches my dick?

>> No.35166950

Death by moo-moo snu-snu from mad holsts is the greatest fate any man can succumb to in the MGE world

>> No.35166955

>>35166815
She said she was a human.

>> No.35166958

>>35166930
youre going to be in the 69 position if youre going to eat her out

>> No.35166961

>>35166113
You are probably better off in wood elf lands. Bunch of tomboys that are into romance stuff like that.

>> No.35166998

>>35166815
Only if she jerks me off with her thighs. Or let me fuck them.

>> No.35167011
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35167011

>>35166950
>Them's snu-snuing words, cutie~

>> No.35167030

>>35166605
Wait a second

>> No.35167057

>>35166958
It does make touching her abs easier.
>>35167011
Minos like that deserve frenching.

>> No.35167086
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35167086

Haha! Pregnant with a SON. Can you beat that monsters?

>> No.35167127
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>>35167057
You'll have trouble reaching her lips when your face is buried between her teats.

>> No.35167148

>>35167127
Just ask her

>> No.35167235

>>35167086
come to think of it what happens if a pregnant woman monsterizes?

>> No.35167246 [DELETED] 

>>35167086
It belongs to some guy she fucked in a nightclub bathroom, so no.

>> No.35167259

>>35167235
I think KC said the kid comes out a monster or incubus depending on gender

>> No.35167263

>>35167235
If the baby is a girl, she'll be born a monster. If it's a boy, he'll be born an incubus.

>> No.35167314
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35167314

>>35166340

>> No.35167322

>>35166950
>>35167011
>being held by a BIG moo
>quietly tell her "I like it when you hold me"
>brief pause and then "please don't let go"
instant profit

>> No.35167336
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35167336

>>35159475
dragon
260

>> No.35167355

>>35166340
Genie, which I find really weird

>> No.35167410

>>35166340
cancer, i like cancers

>> No.35167468

>>35165924
That's until she gets distracted by the nice guy she sees on the CCTV when she infiltrates

>> No.35167481
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35167481

>>35166340
They rarely even get mentioned when people talk about overlooked monsters, so that's saying something.

>> No.35167541

>>35167468
she can go smooching after we're all filthy rich

>> No.35167542

>>35166349
the meme only goes so far fag shut up about forcing them into everything already

>> No.35167562

>>35167541
Well that's the plan, but he's about to get a drink from one of the kiki waitresses... and she winked at him! Shog isn't going to let some hussy steal her (soon to be) man!

>> No.35167703

>>35162185
The Bible?

>> No.35167745
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>> No.35167826

>>35167481
Jelly fish were the first creatures to develop nerve cells and may be the origin of all animal intelligence

>> No.35167843
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35167843

>>35167314

>> No.35167859

>>35167826
no, its worms

>> No.35167860

>>35167703
Religion that says a Jinko is the Daughter of God is worth at least a moment of consideration.

>> No.35167928

>>35167562
next time I'm working with married monsters exclusively...

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>> No.35168040
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35168040

>>35158674

>> No.35168116

>>35168040
>ma'am this is a murder scene, please show some professionalism

>> No.35168121

>>35167859
no they didn't you faggot, again fuck off with the derailing into worms

>> No.35168206

>>35168121
anon...

>> No.35168278

>>35168121
no, literally worms, like nematodes, are first creatures on the planet to have a nervous system, and then one decided to swim upside down compared to the other and thats how we have arthropods with nervous systems on the bottom and chordates having a nervous system on top

>> No.35168293

>>35167745
Mamono mouth pussy

>> No.35168301

>>35167745
FLAT

>> No.35168306

>>35167745
Miss please finish that olive

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35168316

>>35158674

>> No.35168324
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35168324

human boys crave big WINGS

>> No.35168335
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35168335

>>35158674
>I can be your angle or yuor devil

>> No.35168340

>>35168316
>subversive parasite
no thank you

>> No.35168400

>>35162265
I feel you man, this is why I'm paranoid about getting private stuff.

>> No.35168407

>>35162614
I kind of want to know if Oroba is single, for curiosities sake of course haha

>> No.35168417
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35168417

>Heyy, Anon~
>I have tickets to a Sabaton concert, wanna go with me?
>I'll let you sit on my shoulders~

>> No.35168448

>>35168417
Concerts are for normies.

>> No.35168463
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35168463

>>35158674

>> No.35168491

Bros, what do you do if your Alraune neighbor blushes and hands you a jar of her nectar?

>> No.35168503
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35168503

>>35168116
That IS professional attire for monsters.

>> No.35168517

>>35168463
>that expression
he's about to get that scuba suit torn off of him, why isn't he running?

>> No.35168536

For me it’s big dangerous motherly monsters that could dryfish you dead and start forcing you the ejaculate as you desperately scream you don’t wanna die and she keeps saying “it’s alright it’s alright. Shoot your life out you will feel good”. And she sadistically smiles as you start crying from fear and convulsing from the pleasure until you faint.
... and then you wake up smothered by her breasts in her embrace and turns out she really didn’t do anything that could have put your life into risk and just enjoyed your cute reactions.

>> No.35168539

>>35168463
Rubbing her a little low there

>> No.35168546
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35168546

>>35159475
I have 131 folders along with 90 misc images. Pharaoh has 121 and demon has the most with 190 although those are my favourites so another monster may have more I just haven't gone through every folder to fully check

>> No.35168603

>>35168503
Hellhounds healing human boys!

>> No.35168621
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35168621

>>35168546
Excellent and important taste

>> No.35168623

>>35168491
>the bees in my garden are simply going to love this nectar, thank you so much!

>> No.35168645

>>35168463
Him
>"Man this is so cool! I'm petting a shark!"
Her
>"I want to make ALL the babies with this man"

>> No.35168655

>>35168536
god yes
the idea of being gently petted by a BIG girl who could shatter my spine with her pinky is the best
even better if she threatens to do so unless I behave

>> No.35168656
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35168656

>>35166998
>>35166815
Human nun(succubus nun)

>> No.35168684
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>>35168621
Only Patrician taste here my friend

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35168690

>>35158674

>> No.35168760

>>35162508
Do you mind random fanart?

>> No.35168837
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>>35168603
Especially when they never expected or prepared for it.

>> No.35168852
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35168852

>>35158674

>> No.35168881

>>35164026
>merchant loses both money and an employee
When will they learn? Nice greentext

>> No.35168932

>>35165792
Get into the vault and set a fire to prevent corruption by the dollar. Everything after that is intangible for I have already won

>> No.35169024
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35169024

>>35158674

>> No.35169065

>>35168837
Thunderbuddies?

>> No.35169099

>>35166113
But there is just as equally Deviant Dark Elves who WANT that. A black market economy for gentle romance and affection. Some Dark Elves consider this a very lucrative business and even some of the members of the most well known families have that kink.

>> No.35169145

>>35169099
>say you like handholding
>delfs look at you funny and clear away from you
>later that night you're awoken by a hooded figure looming over you
>"so I heard you like gentle cuddles and handholding"
>"Yea"
>"Shhh shh not so loud, yeesh"

>> No.35169191
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35169191

She has no style, she has no grace this bug has a funny face. She can jerk you off when she needs to and stretch her arms out for you, wrap you up in a cocoon, she’s the first member of the consider this gal crew

>> No.35169204
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35169204

One thing I like about MGE is that it gives the philosophy of hedonism a fair portrayal. Most other portrayals forget the part about lessening pain or concern for the pleasure and pain of others that is part of the philosophy.

>> No.35169215

>>35168503
I want to hug the big hellhound cop and thank her for keeping me safe!

>> No.35169275

>Converting monster girls Christianity

>> No.35169336
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35169336

>>35158674

>> No.35169335

>>35169275
Not a good idea. Sister Lamia shows they become fanatics telling you to accept (You)r role as a gift from God to them as they rape you.

>> No.35169386

>>35169336
>Shhh!
Is that an amogus reference?

>> No.35169429
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35169429

>>35169386
Fuck you, go to jail and spend 14 days in the shog pit

>> No.35169444

>>35169429
No thanks, I don't like slime.

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35169510

>>35169386

>> No.35169546
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35169546

>>35169444
But they like you, and that’s all that matters

>> No.35169579

>>35169191
>decided to make 'funny' meme
>didnt choose kakuen to match the dk theme
>didnt choose siren or gandharva to fit the music theme
>didnt even pick a girl with actual hands
>drools on himself as he picks this shit

>> No.35169647

Will there be a backlash

>> No.35169672
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35169672

>>35169510
I do not like this image.

>> No.35169747

>>35169647
to what

>> No.35169758

>>35169191
Greenworms have been considered, she's a very cute bug.

>> No.35169786
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35169786

>>35169672
Overly smug images make me feel a certain way

>> No.35169887
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35169887

>Did someone mention handholding?

>> No.35170119

>ywn be trapped eternally in the wisp chandelier cage

>> No.35170132
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35170132

>>35170119
Close enough

>> No.35170134

>>35168536
I like this as well, but with a twist of overprotectiveness

>> No.35170211
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35170211

>>35170132
>KanColle won't let us play as abyssals
>chinks take matters into their own hands
https://youtu.be/F03z6yEZb20

>> No.35170229

>>35170119
What happens when you and her have to go out and stuff? You can't do that while stuck in a cage.

>> No.35170348

>>35165792
First things first I'm going to need a patsy. It's the Serpent's Nest right? So I'm going to need to find a cute lamia working there. I'll find one working the tables as a dealer, preferably high limit. She's not going to be a skank like the cocktail waitresses but she won't be under as much security as those working in the cage. Now most casinos won't let their dealers be flirted with during work by customers so that leads me to the next step. I set myself up a a nice house out away from the casino, making sure its big enough for a family. Then, I enroll in a dealer's school to infiltrate the casino. This is where it all comes together. I then introduce myself to the human resources office as an applicant to be a dealer. Over time I build their trust and siphon money directly into my bank account. They think I'm a dealer working for them, and I show up and act like a dealer, so nobody is the wiser. All the while, I'm also building up a relationship with the lamia. We go out together, we see each other at work, we hang out after work, we share hobbies, eventually we get married and have a couple of daughters. Boom. Checkmate. I suggest she stay at home as a mother and suddenly I've pocketed the most precious treasure in the whole casino. She's all mine and nothing can possibly take her away from me.
That, friends, is how you rob the Serpent's Nest.

>> No.35170354

>>35170211
wtf based

>> No.35170402

>>35170229
It sort of works like having partial custody: there is a reserved day or days for the cage.

>> No.35170511
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35170511

>>35169386
No, it means you should be quiet.

>> No.35170584
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35170584

Man, human boy guilt propaganda has gotten weird lately with films like Bitch Breaking.

>> No.35170616

Begone /tv/

>> No.35170618

>>35170584
Disgusting

>> No.35170620

>>35170584
You got a link to a full version of that?
But what if the movie was made by hellhounds to try and make human boys attempt to "tame" hellhounds?

>> No.35170656

>>35170616
It's a reference?

>> No.35170672

>>35170656
Buck breakin
When slaveowners used to fuck their male slaves

>> No.35170721

>>35170672
Wasnt that revealed to be fake so the dude just made faggot racedom porn by accident?

>> No.35170729

>>35170620
https://imgbox.com/zSI8rR5K
You can find it by going to the imgbox gallery and clicking on any image. Then just copy the filename of jumbled letters removing "_o" at the end and paste it over the jumbled letters of the url.


The creator is a closet maledom-in-denial.

>> No.35170748

>>35170620
That sounds more like Dark Elf behavior.
Hellhounds don’t really care about power dynamics beyond “don’t let the foolish humans hurt themselves,” they’re just... fierce as all hell.

>> No.35170766

>>35170721
"Their are no oogways"
Master accident

>> No.35170778

>>35170748
I want a childhood hellhound friend that's really over protective.

>> No.35170789

>>35170748
Don't blame me. Wightfag was the one who started the "hellhound = black person" trend with that "I can't breed" image. Unless that was just regular wight fanart unaffiliated with him.

>> No.35170801

>>35170789
That trend was around way before that.

>> No.35170819

>>35170789
Pretty sure he has not and never would do anything like that.

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35170829

>>35170789
Not true, Wankanda has been a thing for quite a while, I find it funny if not overused.

>> No.35170901

>>35170789
that trend is from /monster/

>> No.35170905

>>35170729
I don't know the guy, how is he in denial?
>>35170789
I don't remember if that image was related to him in any way, but >>35170801 is correct.

>> No.35170915

>>35170789
That joke existed way before that, he was just making joke based on that.

>> No.35170939

>>35170789
As others have said that's a shitty /monster/ trend dating way back before last year.

>> No.35170941
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35170941

KC's description of sex with an Ocelomeh:

家の外では旦那様は徹底凌辱騎乗位逆レイプばっかりなオセロメーさんも、家の中では「なーなー」「いいだろー」とか言いながら旦那様のおちんちんを指先の肉球でツンツンしてきたりするわけではい。

Outside the house, the husband is thoroughly insulted Cowgirl reverse rape Even Ocelomeh, who is just inside the house, says "Nana " "Is it okay " and squeezes her husband's dick with a fingertip paws It doesn't mean that it will come.

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>>35158674

>> No.35171015
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Attention please, /jp/, I have an announcement to make.
ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE skink tails
that is all

>> No.35171063

>>35171015
Where can I find one? Skinks are endangered around where I live!

>> No.35171118
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I'm looking for a fanfic I read a long time ago.
It was an MGE / Fate crossover. Artoria is an Order heroine during the invasion of Lescatie, Druella gets to her and monsterises her in a dragon, she flies off to find her squire Shirou and ride him into the ground.
Rings a bell with anyone?

>> No.35171148

>>35170941
Translator note: insulted is just a direct translation of the japanese term for rape, brown cats don't call you a cunt while riding you.

>> No.35171158
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35171158

>>35170778
She’d be with you so often people might mistake you for siblings.

>> No.35171205
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35171205

>>35158674

>> No.35171246

>Childhood friend Shirohebi
>Intentionally tries to lose at the junior Miko Games
>Thinks she can get you to console her afterwards, a perfect opportunity
>Didn't plan for every other young Hebi in the competition to also be planning the same thing with their own childhood friends

>> No.35171287

>>35171205
Man that's not a good drawing

>> No.35171313

>>35171246
Not a single one thought they could “celebrate” a win with their special someone?>>35

>> No.35171355

>>35171205
>>35171287
I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong with this drawing.

>> No.35171367
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>>35171355
It makes Rika look ugly, that's what wrong with it

>> No.35171406
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35171406

Submit to a cow. Do it now.

>> No.35171412

>>35171367
Eugh, definitely the eyes that were wrong
Mouth is off too.

>> No.35171457

>>35171406
I will resist because I want to be overpowered by her.

>> No.35171532

>>35171406
I just wanted to get some milk

>> No.35171600

>>35171406
I will only submit to the biggest and strongest cow there is

>> No.35171601

>>35171412
Need a thread drawfag to make a good one for us

>> No.35171657

>>35169747
Greenworms

>> No.35171675

>>35171148
What if they are australian?

>> No.35171691
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35171691

>>35158674

>> No.35171712

>>35171600
Anon, you can't mean Anna "Hip-Breaker" Stronghoof...

>> No.35171795 [SPOILER] 
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35171795

>>35171457
>>35171532
>>35171600
You were warned.

>> No.35171835

>>35171795
QUICKLY

STAB THE CLITORIS FOR EXTRA DAMAGE

>> No.35171837

>>35171795
I like size difference but this is too much.

>> No.35171849

>>35171795
>>35171712
I DO mean her.
I plan to fight valiantly, then be beaten and raped into submission.

>> No.35171851

>>35170941
This is what I get with DeepL translator:
>Outside the house, the husband is thoroughly humiliated cowgirl reverse raped all the time, but inside the house, Ocelomeh, who is always in love with her husband, says "na na na " and "okay " while poking her husband's penis with her fingertips.

>> No.35171852

>>35171795
oh god she's BEEG

>> No.35171857

>>35171837
Don't you want to be a spelunker anon?

>> No.35171871

>>35171795
She should be more nervous, what with him being at vag height with a very sharp and long object in hand.

>> No.35171878
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35171878

>>35171837
Well she looks bigger because it's a kid

>> No.35171891

>>35171657
shut the fuck up

>> No.35171896
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35171896

If the portals open it will be only a matter of time till there is video of Druella's army marching set to Hell March.

>> No.35171898

>>35158759
I am okay with this

>> No.35171922
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35171922

>>35171896
Not very intimidating when you know their intent is to fuck, not kill.

>> No.35171931

>>35171871
That one looks like she could crush diamonds with her pussy muscles alone, she is gonna be fine.

>> No.35171933

>>35169429
I need a bimbo shog

>> No.35171972

>>35162508
adorable and hilarious, my man
I'd let it go if I were you tbfqhfam, if they don't need to know they don't need to know

>> No.35171989

>>35171795
MEGA MILK

>> No.35171999

>>35171871
that sword is like two of her fingers
muscles harder than steel would just blunt that weapon before crushing it

>> No.35172003

>>35171989
more like BEEF SUPREME

>> No.35172015

>>35171148
>>35171851
So what? Reverse Raping in public is more of a mandatory tradition to them?

>> No.35172021

>>35171999
Fingers don't have sharp edges.

>> No.35172053

>>35172021
naillet

>> No.35172055

>>35172015
Have you read the entry? Femdom is part of their religion. The Tezcatlipoca say men must be domed in public but they can act how they want in private.

>> No.35172062

>>35172053
Keratin ≠ Steel

>> No.35172064
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>> No.35172074
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35172074

Look at this shameless temptress about to knock out the best cassoulet you've ever had in your life.

>> No.35172077
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35172077

>>35171896
If the portals open it will be only a matter of time till there is video of me mating pressing Druella

>> No.35172086

>>35171857
I am not saying I wouldn't try my best to inseminate her even with her difference in size.

>> No.35172089
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35172089

>>35158674

>> No.35172094

>>35172074
FAT

>> No.35172124
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35172124

>>35169672
What about now?

>> No.35172157

>>35172124
it's still ugly, but less so. is that the joke?

>> No.35172179
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35172179

Shhh. Rest now.

>> No.35172194

>>35172157
Nah, just a low-effort edit.

>> No.35172203

>>35172179
Breasts doth soothe the savage Anon.

>> No.35172210

>>35172074
Dat chest

>> No.35172269

>>35172179
>tfw no waifu wolfu to hold and fall peacefully comfortably asleep against

>> No.35172283

>>35172074
big
gote
tumme

>> No.35172317
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35172317

>>35172269
This but as the small spoon.

>> No.35172323

>>35171795
>>35171835
>>35171849
>>35171852
>>35171857
>>35171871
>>35171878
>>35171931
>>35171989
>>35172003
>>35172086
Giantess shit belongs in >>>/trash/

>> No.35172388

>>35172323
Don't have a cow

>> No.35172409
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35172409

>>35172179
>you will never be this warm and comfortable

>> No.35172440
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35172440

An Oni invites you to a drinking party and says you can bring some friends over. Which do you pick, and why?

>> No.35172473

>>35172074
I'll put a bun in her oven as soon as she puts that cassoulet in mine

>> No.35172476

>>35172440
I politely decline because I swore off alcohol
I'm sure she'll understand

>> No.35172491

>>35172440
But I don't drink alcohol and I have no friends

>> No.35172492

>>35172440
My IRL lifting bros who are also single, hate human w*men, and love Monstergirls

>> No.35172605

>>35171896
>portals open
>radical faction has access to internet.
>demons working full force along with druella to redpill the mass about the order.

>> No.35172675
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35172675

Headpatting my wife!

>> No.35172882
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>> No.35172921
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>>35158674

>> No.35172972

Kiss smug mamono on the nose! Hug them close, eskimo kiss, and then tell them how much you love them! Pet haughty beastman mamono on the head (between the ears!) and watch that smug turn into a hug!

>> No.35172986
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35172986

Holy shit Elden Ring is NOT vaporware?

>> No.35172995
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35172995

>>35172986
fucking elden ring
it's happening

>> No.35173010 [DELETED] 
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What height of women would you prefer. Of note is that there is an unlabeled height of monstergirls that are of identical height to humans. For monstergirls with non-humanoid bodies, the height of their body parts that correspond to humanoid body parts are of the same size as the corresponding body parts.

>> No.35173036
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35173036

What height of women would you prefer? Of note is that there is an unlabeled height of monstergirls that are of identical height to humans. For monstergirls with non-humanoid bodies, the height of their body parts that correspond to humanoid body parts are of the same size as the corresponding body parts.

>> No.35173058

>>35173036
>males

>> No.35173060

>>35173010
tall because im short
theyre probably proportional

>> No.35173076

>>35172675
Very cute wife!

>> No.35173081
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35173081

>>35172986
>>35172995
>Elden ring, elden ring!
>These anons, they waste their time on useless things!
>How about you make a wedding ring happen!

>> No.35173114

>>35173058
If I didn't include them then how would you know how tall they are in relation to you?

>> No.35173123

>>35173036
Monster girls at any size is good.

>> No.35173125

>>35172675
She gets the pat

>> No.35173129

>>35173036
this is my ideal
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtml?Minotaur~female~315.0_me~male~177.8

>> No.35173145

>>35173036
Why exactly do you need the feel to include elven males

>> No.35173151

>>35173123
WRONG

>> No.35173180

>>35173145
I felt like it and there are enough monstergirls for everyone.

>> No.35173233

>>35173036
>males
>some huge female sissy shit
Pass

>> No.35173253

>>35173036
>mfw indiscriminate taste strikes again
I dig all sizes, really, but link is a pretty good 'top end' marker,
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=6&base_in=0&comp_ft=8&comp_in=0
and girls shorter than , say, 4'6" just make me feel awkward
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=6&base_in=0&comp_ft=4&comp_in=6

>> No.35173340

>>35173145
It's a /tg/post anon. Not that hard to tell.

>> No.35173392
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35173392

>>35172492
Incredibly based

>> No.35173402

>>35173058
>>35173145
>>35173233
>>35173340
It's for a height comparison? Cool your autism.

>> No.35173483

>>35173180
Fuck off

>> No.35173490
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>> No.35173503

>>35173490
Ave, true to Caesar.

>> No.35173553

I just want to be raided by barbarian monster girls and dragged into the breeding hut by a very big and strong monster girl.

>> No.35173564
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35173564

Slimes aren't people. They are less-than.

>> No.35173570

>>35173564
delete this

>> No.35173576
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35173576

>>35173564
Don't be mean, slimes are friends.

>> No.35173577

>>35173553
I rather see myself get seduced by a civilized, heavily muscular monstergirl.

>> No.35173588

>>35173490
need big mino guard

>> No.35173603

>>35173553
>>35173577
I just want to fucking cuddle.

>> No.35173622

>>35173503
>Doesn’t recognize pre-marian reform centaur uniform
I bet you pronounce the V’s as V’s you pleb

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>>35173553
>by a very big and strong monster girl.
>he thinks there would be only one
Anon, I...

>> No.35173682

>>35173648
>Anon becomes the breeding stud for a tribe of very fit and big onis
Lucky guy.

>> No.35173689

>>35173682
What's it like living as a oni tribes breeding stud?

>> No.35173707

>>35173689
pelvis sore
oni milk is alcoholic so you are always a little buzzed
can't feel body below waist
can't tell kiss-marks from bruises
feels good

>> No.35173722
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35173722

Lazy batmaid

>> No.35173732

>>35173722
It's not her fault, that wizard cast a sleep spell on her.

>> No.35173737

>>35173722
Send her back to the academy

>> No.35173877

>>35173689
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/14163681

This but with the girl at least three times larger and more muscled

>> No.35173934

>>35173722
I want that bat

>> No.35174019
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35174019

>>35173934
Bat wants you too!

>> No.35174033
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35174033

How do you tell counterfeit mofu from the real thing?

>> No.35174057

>>35174033
If the fur is the same color as the hair.

>> No.35174064

>>35173392
Yeah it's funny, they both love tall Musclegirl and constantly bitch about how gymthots are too skinny and weak to be attractive

Wish I could introduce them to a couple nice Jinkos...

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