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Are you beach body ready?

>> No.35120193

>>35119964
>talk about what a shitty job whoever sealed her did
>she plays along but her pride is hurt
>next time she calls you she's gone all out on her seals, real expert job, even she'd have trouble getting out
>smile and don't unseal her
i harbor a desire to outfox the fox, if only temporarily.

>> No.35120194
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35120194

>>35120177
Doughragon is

>> No.35120205
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>> No.35120208

>>35120194
a pee pee poo poo rat motherfuck

>> No.35120220

The best way to get a wife?

>> No.35120232

>>35120220
consider greenworms

>> No.35120241

>>35120232
I'm going to say what we're all thinking: greenworms are not worth the consideration.

>> No.35120246

>>35120205
Whoz this?

>> No.35120247

>>35120193
This anon is a fox in disguise, attempting to make us think we can outfox the fox. Do not try, anons. You will be mofu'd.

>> No.35120254 [SPOILER] 
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35120254

>>35120241
I wasn't thinking that. Truth be told I was thinking about the colour blue

>> No.35120256

>>35120205
Left is for every obscene sex act imaginable. Right is for cookies and cuddles.

>> No.35120260
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>>35120177
I remain a scrawny wimp who is a prime target for beach bullies. My wife, on the other hand, is always ready.

>> No.35120271
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>>35120241
Correct, consider goats instead

>> No.35120284

>>35120205

How did this adorable saint girl get corrupted?

>> No.35120289

>>35120177
I am too pale for the beach and my wurm wife is ready

>> No.35120299

93% of girls posted in these threads are ugly. Fix that.

>> No.35120306
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>>35120254
The color blue makes a very convincing argument.

>> No.35120309

>>35120271
On second thought, the smug, lecherous gaze this goat is giving me is too intimidating. Maybe greenworms aren't so bad after all; they don't look like they're going to say lewd things to me as I walk past them.

>> No.35120315
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>>35120271
Small goats are for using as onaholes.

>> No.35120318

When robbing a tomb and finding the necklace of a long dead princess. Don't steal it lest you risk the original owner coming to return their stolen treasure
take it and run

>> No.35120333

>>35120318
But it'd look really good in my wife's hoard.

>> No.35120335
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>>35120193
>all ofuda are seals
Full baka gaijin

>> No.35120348

>>35120241
Shut up and get in the damn cocoon already Anon.

>> No.35120353
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>> No.35120360

>>35120348
I agree, Papillons ARE better in every way.

>> No.35120369

>>35120333
You and your wife are getting added to a larger hoard along with all the other would be robbers

>> No.35120370
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35120370

There is no escape for your sins.
Accept your due punishment and repent!

>> No.35120372

>>35120360
I do not trust the malign intent of the silly straw they wield.

>> No.35120384

>>35120241
eh, worth consideration at least, they at least get a lookover

>> No.35120387

>>35120372
Look you never know when you might come across a particularly enticing fruit juice.

>> No.35120415

Funny pranks that won't backfire
>Set up a fake interview with a monster
>Add oinking sound effects over her talking in post
Bonus points if she's a bit hefty or porcine

>> No.35120431

>>35120415
Maybe if your audience is toddlers on autoplay-youtube.

>> No.35120438

>>35120241
Yeah but that wasn't the question, was it. You asked for the best way to get a wife, i.e. a simple or effective way to reliably get a monster girl who you can take as a wife. See the following:
>Common lower-tier monster girl, so they're fairly common unlike some rarer species
>Environment is the forest, of which there are plenty scattered throughout the world. Far north? There's taiga, which is a forest. Rainforest? That's a forest too. You're covered regardless
>Not particularly sought after, so there are plenty of them looking for a husband. Pretty simple here.
>They are in fact monster girls, which means they can be a wife.
>It's actually easier to tell that they are officially your "wife" compared to other monster girls, as they have a distinct marriage ceremony (the coccon), so you know for sure that she's your wife and not like your rapist who lives in your house, unsure how to break the news to your kids that you think their mom is your wife. Even the most dense of anons can tell they're married to a greenworm.

>> No.35120441

>>35120431
Don't talk about Momonika sabbath that way

>> No.35120454
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>>35120441
Would they even care?
Anyway lolibabas for life.

>> No.35120455

>>35120438
>Top tier girls
>Top tier girls
>Top tier girls
>Top tier girls
>Top tier girls
*Ftfy

>> No.35120479
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>>35120455
You do you, but I'll pass.

>> No.35120507

>>35120479
You'll change your tune when tied up in a dark forest with cabbage covering your extremities. Shouldn't have made an enemy of the worms bucko

>> No.35120509

>>35120479
how's anybody supposed to take you seriously when you do apophis like that?

>> No.35120510

>>35120455
>Top tier
The only way a greenworm is ever top tier is if a better girl picks her up and puts her on a higher shelf.

>> No.35120540

>>35120438
>"Kids, I think your mom "like" likes me. Ehehe."
>Wife and kids just sigh

>> No.35120542

What is a group of greenworms called, for that matter what is the greenworm that leads the pack called?

>> No.35120546
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35120546

Give your bogey plenty of hugs and cuddles

>> No.35120568

>>35120509
There's nothing I particularly like about them and the venom business is dogshit-tier, as is anything that has shades of Fallen-God-itis.

>> No.35120622

>>35120540
sounds like that Anon just has a pure soul. what a lucky wife

>> No.35120658

>>35120542
Lunch. Dinner.

>> No.35120708
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35120708

>come closer and untie me anon

>> No.35120730

>>35120708
eat my ass you gay wanky dead bitch

>> No.35120755

>>35120708
>Uhh... Lemme check something real quick.
Hey boss, what's the verdict about trusting dead girls? I know the protocol for foxes, but I've never seen anything like this before.

>> No.35120759

>>35120708
Well if a lady asks. Of course i would get real close to untie her. Whats the worst that could happen?

>> No.35120790
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35120790

From KC's Tweeter:

"When monster girls come into contact with manga culture, shojo manga is probably more popular than erotic manga. This is because monster girls tend to prefer eroticism with a strong relationship between men and women to short-circuited eroticism. There may be many girls who like sensual novels."

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>>35120315
Cool goat.

>> No.35120808
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35120808

>>35120177

>> No.35120838

>>35120708
>Anon goes to untie the wight
>he keeps asking her question like what happened and who did this
>wight is conflicted whether to ambush him like planned or "reward" him for his great concern

>> No.35120894

>>35120790
>succ has read hundreds of romance manga
>is ready to use every tactic she's learned from them to get a human boy
>still spills her spaghetti to the first boy she ever talks too

>> No.35120899

>>35120894
I don't think Shoujo tactics would work?

>> No.35120915
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Bun

>> No.35120919

What official duties do a Lilim's husband need to do as part of the royal family?

>> No.35120927

>>35120808
Y-you too

>> No.35120932

>>35120915
titty carrot bitch

>> No.35120943

>>35120894
>Succ is confused
>All her research would point to neighbor Anon kabedoning her in the corridor in front of their apartment at this point
>Her other friends are confused to, none of their sacred texts has the answer

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35120950

I want to praise the demon lord's giant breasts!

>> No.35120951

>>35120919
making drinks and snacks for her important meetings, extra servings for her though cause she's the boss

>> No.35120958

>>35120790
Yeah this is probably the biggest discrepency between canon MGE and the 'thread canon' MGE. MGE is not just about some sex hungry sluts, it's also about romantiscm as well. Basically, monster girls wouldn't do anything to you if they do not love you, regardless of how rape-happy their entry sounds.

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35120995

Mermaids live in the ocean. Vampires in castles. Harpys in forests. What about centaurs and Bicorns? Are they urban or do they live in rural areas?

>> No.35121019

>>35120995
They roam the grasslands, wild and free.

>> No.35121024

>>35120995
Harpies live on the mountains

>> No.35121049

>>35120995
Bicorns live in cities, the melting pot of degeneracy

>> No.35121065

>>35120958
>Basically, monster girls wouldn't do anything to you if they do not love you

The thing is, monster girls are stated to have a powerful unconditional affection for men in general. So if you meet a MG that is not taken and you are single too she already loves you,

Romanticism (usually) enters post-sex, I mean one of the main points of MGE is how unlike human women you dont have to woo them or jump through all sorts of hoops to have sex with them.

>> No.35121125

>begin to listen to music, start by playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqoa9lO4XEwg
>Monstergirls begin to give me that look
What do

>> No.35121169

>>35121065
Monstergirls are how relationships should be. First you impregnate her, then you have a honeymoon period, then you get married, then you spend the rest of your lives dating and romancing eachother.

>> No.35121171

>>35121125
Take her hands and hold them.

>> No.35121221
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>>35121169
Shotgun wedding without the shotgun, she just leglocks you till you can’t live without her pussy

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>>35120958
Interesting, I always had the perception that the eastern fans were more into the lewd stuff while the western fans were more into the romantic stuff.

>> No.35121314
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>>35120995
I like this cat

>> No.35121320

even after all these years after being exiled from /a/ do you guys feel like /jp/ natives yet or is this still it's own thing?

>> No.35121323
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So long as people continue to pursue the meaning of freedom, these things will never be stopped!

>> No.35121327
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>>35121235
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.35121340

>>35121065
>powerful unconditional affection for men in general
Again, it's not something that can be generalized. Yes some mamonos are pretty desperate but that just means they are not very picky. There are some mgs that even their entries suggest they 'pick' their men (e.g. Lims or Baphos)
The biggest point of MGE is not about 'not having to jump through hoops' but about having completely pure romance regardless of your looks or social standings and stuffs. Even mgs who are suggested to be picky doesn't care about those and said to love who unconditionaly love them back even if they do not meet their usual standards.
So again, my point is that the main point about MGE is love, not rape

>> No.35121382

>>35121320
I don't think the people who were native before us care about us.
We're like an invasive species that has been here for long enough for the eco system to have adapted to us.

>> No.35121389
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35121389

Did you ever hear the story of Endymion and Selene?
Endymion was a mortal lad who fell in love with the goddess of the moon. The two could only be together in the realm of dreams, so Endymion would lie down with his hand firmly on his pecker as he went to meet her.
Something to think about.

>> No.35121407

What monsters are the least affectionate?

>> No.35121413

>>35121407
Ice queen.

>> No.35121425

Is there any way to Suppress a monsters sex drive for a time?

>> No.35121426

>>35121407
Vampires! Unlike the all powerful and imperishable Pharaoh who is all loving and affectionate!

>> No.35121432

>>35121425
Yeah, give them a Rubik's cube or something

>> No.35121457

>>35121327
Why is she eating cake, is she sad?
>>35121425
You can give an Anubis some legos.

>> No.35121474

>>35121323
AND THE REASON IS

>> No.35121476

>>35120370
There must be a way to escape the situation, even if to gain a but more freedom from the literally never ending rape

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35121491

Your take on actual foxes?

>> No.35121500

>>35121491
I just wished they would stop stealing my trash.

>> No.35121507

>>35121491
They pretty cool, their laughs are super cute.

>> No.35121553

>>35121221
Dirty insects!

>> No.35121561
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>>35120177
Here's your Zipangese Empress named Himika

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>this sight comes charging into battle against monstergirls
>The Chief God wills it

>> No.35121817

>>35121491
We used to keep chickens, about 6 of the cute little things.
Thought they were safe in their warm coop, but a fox dug in.
Fuck the bastards, they didn't even eat any of them, just broke their necks.

>> No.35121838

>>35121817
Fox wanted to test his abilities

>> No.35121853
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35121853

Where do I find prim and proper hellhounds but are still hellish in the bedroom

>> No.35121873

>>35121491
Just like monster girl focks, you cannot trust them

https://youtu.be/GegN_AXWWqc

>> No.35121878

>>35121853
heaven in the streets, hell in the sheets
Ask a danuki, a rich hellhound might have the attitude you're looking for.

>> No.35121921
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>>35121878
Tanuki seller I require your richest ojo hellhounds

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35121970

I want a demon realm of beegness, where even the "short" girls are 6ft at absolute minimum and the average ones are 7 to 8 ft tall, and they all have breasts worthy of a holstaur.

>> No.35121982

>>35121970
this but +1ft on all girls and they're minos

>> No.35122040

>>35121970
How beeeg is the lillim?

>> No.35122079

>>35122040
10ft

>> No.35122084
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Are Yamabikos dogs?

>> No.35122091
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35122091

Meet your new boss

>> No.35122107

>>35122040
>>35122079
forgot to add this
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=6&base_in=0&comp_ft=10&comp_in=0

>> No.35122116

>>35122091
I'm gonna work overtime everyday until I'm an exhausted wreck and my new boss starts to get concerned about my health and offers me a different kind of job for dilligence.

>> No.35122135

>>35122079
Dear god...I wonder what she's like.

>> No.35122193

>>35121970
These are the types of mamono that strap young boys to their big bodies and use them as portable mana dispensers.

>> No.35122251

>>35121970
I remember there was a cute caption made with that image.

>> No.35122276
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Went for a run. It rained and I got wet but I ran anyway. Now I get to make something else wet, yes?

>> No.35122398

>>35122135
inb4 it's that Ushi Lilim

there's no escaping if you're pinned by her

>> No.35122422
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35122422

>>35122135

>> No.35122448

>>35122276
I wanna cook food using her tail!

>> No.35122503
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>Adventuring in the MGE world
>You encounter a merchant
>"WHAT'RE YOU BUYING? *cough* *cough*" The merchant asks in a raspy masculine voice but coughs
>The merchants clears throat and then speaks again, this time in a more feminine voice revealing its a woman "Sorry, again. What're buying???"

>> No.35122532

>>35005524
>>35005540
whats wrong with diives?

>> No.35122540

>>35121970
Being the property of a BEEG automaton!

>> No.35122548

>>35122503
Salty licorice and Turkish peppers

>> No.35122648

>>35122503
A single Mofu Ball.

>> No.35122682

>>35122503
Got any Gremtech?

>> No.35122684

The most effective hostage situation in a world with monster girls is pointing a gun at your own dick.

>> No.35122696

>>35122684
>in a world with demons who can probably do mind magic shit on you
Not that effective.

>> No.35122731

>>35121853
This artist post their works anywhere? I love their artstyle.

>> No.35122747
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35122747

>>35122251
You mean this?

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>>35122747
Horny boys can't stop getting into trouble with powerful and dangerous mamono.

>> No.35122922

>Western artist spams your favorite monster girl tag on Japanese image sharing site
If I wanted to see your garbage, I'd go to twatter or DA. Stop polluting Eastern websites.

>> No.35122951

>>35122922
was it albert?

>> No.35122981

>>35121413
Married Ice Queens turn into big, soft, cuddlebugs that make Yetis blush
>6am snuggle husband in bed
>7am husband wants out of bed, snuggle him more
>7:15am ice cold shower with husband
>7:25am husband is chattering cold from shower, snuggle him
>8am iced coffee and start work
>9am snuggle husband on sofa
>10am send husband to store for coffee, milk, and cake
>10:10am blizzard across the land
>12:30pm husband is back from store, snuggle him back to warmth
>2:30pm husband still cold, snuggle under several fur blankets in bed
>3pm wrap husband in a blanket burrito and get back to work
>3:02pm save "blanket brr-ito" pun to tell winter Cheshire later, should have thought of that one 2 minutes ago

>> No.35123086

>>35120438
>they have a distinct marriage ceremony (the coccon)
But that's when they stop being Greenworms.

>> No.35123119

>Being forced to inhale monster girl breath while cuddling in a snug embrace

>> No.35123151

im going to jerk off thinking about senko

>> No.35123162

>>35123119
>being forced to inhale big muscle monstergirl sweat while cuddling in a crushing grip

>> No.35123172

>>35123119
Wock breath smells sweet and makes you feel good.

>> No.35123178

>>35123119
I see you have considered Wonderworms.
>>35123162
This is for me.

>> No.35123179

>>35123119
Smells of your cum, most likely

>> No.35123184

>>35123172
Sweet and cum. You'll smell her breath a lot since she'll vore you though. Jabberwocks are vore monsters

>> No.35123187

>>35123178
No, I've considered sandworms.

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35123263

Consider dom maids. They are all love.

>> No.35123287
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>>35123263

>> No.35123304
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>>35123287

>> No.35123308

>>35123172
>Wock breath smells sweet
she doing keto?

>> No.35123321
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>>35123304

>> No.35123322

>>35121970
I need to see a kiki from such a realm.

>> No.35123336

>>35122922
There's a lot of good western artists on twitter though.
>muh eastern
You haven't been on pixiv long enough to see a good chunk of the site is DA tier.

>> No.35123396

>>35122981
I want to turn strong and proud monster girls into super loving wives.

>> No.35123493

>>35123263
>depressed man with no sense of purpose in life gets better when he makes a Shoggoth into his mistress that he serves as a butler

>> No.35123494

>>35123336
>2
wasnt there like an artist exodus from pixiv due to some policy change a few years back?

>> No.35123589
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>>35123322

>> No.35123593
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If thou seekest me, thine desire shall be requited not!

>> No.35123608

>>35123494
There kind of was but it was a massive overreaction from some people and it blew up into something way worse than it actually was.
It was basically a clarification that they "own" anything posted on it in the context of being able to use it for advertising and promotion. Every major art site has a similar policy but people got swept up in a panic thinking pixiv was going to steal the copyright to their work.

>> No.35123624

>>35123593
Imagine the echo...

>> No.35123654

>>35123608
better to be safe than sorry

>> No.35123712

>>35123263
imagine a shog slapping your ass as you walk by, oh how the tables have turned.

>> No.35123779

>>35123589
She'd be my lovely, large maid.....although she's going to need to adapt for the small house I have.

>> No.35123922
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There's a severe lack of 3DCG monstergirl content and artists, sadly.

>> No.35123928

>>35123712
I'd praise her for it later.

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Can anyone explain to me why are there Vampires and Undead Monstergirls in Court Alf? I was expecting Court Alf and the aquatic mamono adventure islands to be all about aquatic mamono. Can anyone explain to me why there is a surprising amount of Undead Minorities, especially vampires, living in Court Alf?

Heck, apparently one of Court Alf's Fleet Admirals is a freakin' vampire, Luthy Harkon.

>> No.35123948

>>35123922
That there is.
But I think that's just due to how much harder 3DCG girls are to make compared to 2D.
Damn, now I want to play modded skyrim again. That game is 10 fucking years old.

>> No.35123980

What is the point of making a post that would be fine on its own, but then adding a random warhammer name?

>> No.35124013

>>35123263
It would be a little weird to have a maid that slaps a riding crop against the table if I'm not drinking her tea fast enough but I'm sure I could learn to love her for who she is.

>> No.35124016

>>35123980
Because warhammerfag is too much of an autist to realize that he isn't wanted here.

>> No.35124026

>>35123922
I do a lot of Koikatsu with MGE girls if that counts.

Not /jp/ approved however. A lot isn't even /d/ approved either.

>> No.35124046

>>35123922
Yep lots of sfm and blender but no monstergirls practically. The closest thing is 2B and Asari stuff.

>> No.35124054

>>35123263
Nah,

>> No.35124067

>>35124026
>A lot isn't even /d/ approved either.
How bad is it if /d/ doesn't allow it?

>> No.35124076

>>35121970
How will it be to kiss a girl that big?

>> No.35124080

>>35124067
Animals. That's all I'll say

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>>35123948
WIsh I could modded stuff but my pc is shit

>> No.35124104

>>35124026
>isn't even /d/ approved either.
I mean shit I've seen girl dicks there, and no that doesn't mean dick girls, but literally anthropomorphized penises that are female.

>> No.35124105

>>35122981
>winter Cheshire
Did she stray too far from Wonderland and end up in the snowy north? Is she an emissary to spread the good word of Wonderland to White Horns, Glacies, Wendigos, and Yetis?

>> No.35124123

>>35123922
>>35124101
>lick

>> No.35124148

>>35120790
>From KC's Tweeter:
>"When monster girls come into contact with manga culture, shojo manga is probably more popular than erotic manga.

Yeah, I'm now believe monstergirls love sappy love stories of a plain-but-pretty normal human girl falling in love with an incubus boyfriend to be monsterized.

>> No.35124185

>>35120790
maybey its just bad luck on my part,
but the few times tried reading shoujou manga they were all borderline rapey.

>> No.35124186

>>35123922
The reason for that is rather simple: Models
The model makes for SFM/Blender is not the same as the ones who make the animations.
For 2D art, you only need the one artist and possibly someone to commission them.
For 3D art, you need a good model, a good animator and make sure there is no issue between them and possibly someone to commission them.

>>35124101
Yeah, I might just as well do another modded female orc play though of skyrim, why the hell not?

>> No.35124199

>>35120790
godamn do I hate twitter

>> No.35124215

>>35124076
She is gonna pick you up

>> No.35124235

Dark elf are best elves. In fact we should call dark elves just elves and the others pale elves.

>> No.35124262

>stealth based cupid

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>>35124235
Dark Elves are great

>> No.35124340
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RETURN THE SLAB

>> No.35124353

>>35124340
What's your offer?

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>>35124123
>tfw no green orc wife with abs to lick

>> No.35124363

>>35124262
I wanna become a knight of Eros and have a cupid companion and all we do it go around in monster lands and help people fall in love.
And if that fails, shoot them with cupid arrows from a hidden position.

>> No.35124362

>>35124340
What's yer offer?

>> No.35124366

Hada a thought. Sally that uses her knoweledge of shonen manga to help her date

>> No.35124374

>>35124340
No.
Not until she apologies for raping me.

>> No.35124373

>>35124366
What like Kaguya-sama?

>> No.35124382

>>35124340
You mean this golden slab or this silver slab?

>> No.35124390

>>35124105
She pranked the queen of hearts by touching her neck with ice and this is her punishment

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>>35124340

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>>35124390
wtf Lorinabros

>> No.35124598

Would walking in monster terrortity mean you always have a semi?

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35124600

Close enough.

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>>35122084
Close enough.

>> No.35124632

>>35124501
>Lorinabros
What?

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Medusa had a hard life

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>>35124626
Why only enough? Aren't they good girls?

>> No.35124719

>>35124663
How to get big sundress ghost wife?

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>>35124632
In Black Souls 2, the name of the Queen of Hearts is Lorina Liddel

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>>35124687
Oh you just wanted to be called a good girl huh?

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Disregard monstergirls. Get into big breasted human woman. Or as lesser minds call: "Hags"

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>>35124805
Never!

>> No.35124888

>>35124805
Fine by me

>> No.35124892

>>35124749
Do Canadians really count as monsters?

>> No.35124906

>>35124892
The cities are just a front, it's the woods where all the monsters hide.

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>>35124687
>call her a good girl
>she yells back that you’re a good girl
This is why they can’t get boyfriends

>> No.35124928

>>35124805
Die

>> No.35124933

>35124805
Counterpoint: monster girl hags

>> No.35124936

>>35124892
they certainly have committed way too many war crimes to be considered people

>> No.35124939
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Tell to a monstegirl's face- No, Tell to a loli monstergirl and or the Sabbath's faces that you like older women. Mature HUMAN women. You love Hags.

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>>35124892
What else could they be?

>> No.35124991

>>35124892
>>35124936
If that is so. Then Yetis, Wendigoes and any other """Canadian""" monstergirls. Are indeed, unlovable freaks and abominations... Like any Canadian.

>> No.35125034

Amazing how all the usual unwelcome autists always tend to show up at the same time

>> No.35125040

>>35124975
Fucking Canucks. You only won because the referee wouldn't give you penalties during overtime.

>> No.35125115

https://twitter.com/tnsrk612/status/1402261576015650821/photo/1

>> No.35125120

>>35124991
>>35124892
Canada sucks, USA NUMBAH ONE

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Drunkenly ballroom dancing with a zombie at home

>> No.35125193

>>35125115
God, I want to hunt big demon realm beasts with a mamono partner.
>Get a room at the local hunting guild hub and have wild sex to celebrate a successful hunt.
Comfy.

>> No.35125205

>>35124991
>Yetis
>canadian
That's just sasquatch with white hair dye

>> No.35125207

>>35125120
I'm not American and I'd marry a ripped Texan Minotaur.

>> No.35125238

There's thunder again.
I have to go.jpg

>> No.35125286

>>35125176
>try to teach a zombie the steps, spacing, and timing for ballroom dances
>she not interested in any of it and just shambles in close for hugs each time

>> No.35125308

>>35125205
How would sasquatchs differ from yetis?

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>>35125286
Even in the mindless shambling there is beauty waiting to reveal itself. Every waaarrrrrrmmmm and huuuuugggg is just an expression of inner harmony

>> No.35125350

>>35125207
Me too, brother.

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Love me Pharaoh
'ate the heat

Simple as

>> No.35125465

I love the heat

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around elves

>> No.35125540

>>35120256
No.
Right is for purification

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>>35125365
Praise her!

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>>35122135
She's a pretty big girl.

>> No.35125554

>>35120479
Every MGE monstergirl is shit-tier.

>> No.35125561

>>35125536
Elves suck at transmog!

>> No.35125592

>>35125561
No transmog, only slutmogs here.

>> No.35125605

>>35123304
>anon gets thrown out of bed because he ignored her wake up calls

>> No.35125684

>>35125308
Brown, more shy, and fragrant.

>> No.35125691

>>35125605
>powermaid lifts the entire bed and just turns it 90 degrees to dump him out of it

>> No.35125772

>>35125543
Oh no!?

>> No.35125788

>>35125543
I think she wants to get spanked, or is it just me?

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>>35125772
Dammit forgot my image

>> No.35125814

>>35125795
>Entry into the Pharaohs rear?
>First a riddle you must answer here.

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>> No.35125894

>TFW all the MGE girls are either sub or dom, sometimes changing between the two
>No girl I can actually see as an equal.

>> No.35125916

>>35125862
Man, those right two are some weird breed of cow

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>>35125814
sorry she's new on the job, rhymes are too high level for her

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>> No.35125966

>>35125939
I swear, do they even train riddle cats now a days?
Fine, but it better not be the 'three stages of a man' riddle

>> No.35126003

>>35125966
I wonder what an old riddlecat would rant about

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>>35125966

>> No.35126019

>>35125966
imagine having to get trained to speak in riddles and rhymes
>smug cheshire pic.jpg

>> No.35126102

>>35125950
>Gee, how are we gonna rape anon today?

>> No.35126165
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>> No.35126184

>>35126165
We're off to see the elves we are, oooh hurray, hurray!

>> No.35126192

>>35126165
Speak american, you terrorist

>> No.35126216

>>35126165
You, who else, babe?

>> No.35126264

>>35121327
This really needs to be an auto-ban message

>> No.35126315

>>35126264
worst bit is theres not even any alliteration.

>> No.35126332

>>35126003
In my days we had to think our own riddles. IN THE SNOW.

>> No.35126413

>>35124991
The canadian p slimes are alright tho

>> No.35126419

>>35126315
Donut-Devouring Doughball Dragon

>> No.35126426

>>35126419
There, that's better.

>> No.35126440

>>35126419
Donut-Devouring Doughragon

>> No.35126475

>>35120208
That's right! She is your mother that you fuck! Good job!

>> No.35126476

>>35126440
3D

>> No.35126494

>>35125536
Rape them!

>> No.35126510

>>35120790
I've seen certain hentai pics of the girl in that pic, who is she?

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>>35124148
>I'm now believe

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>>35126476
Pig delicious

>> No.35126606

>>35126552
Teach me haku sensei!

>> No.35126668

Has anyone made a hakutaku story before?

>> No.35126718
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Slime onee-san

>> No.35126724

>>35126718
You just made slimes a bit better in my book

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>>35126724

>> No.35126842

>>35126718
Going to molest thise slimy ears

>> No.35126927

>>35126718
I do wonder, would slime be cold?

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>>35120177

>> No.35126984

>>35121340
>but that just means they are not very picky. There are some mgs that even their entries suggest they 'pick' their men (e.g. Lims or Baphos)

Those standards are waived if a man wants them enough and is willing to prove it.

So mamonos are not picky, not even those. Yes, mamonos go after love, but that does not mean immediate sex upon meeting is not the norm, see the MGE RPG for examples.

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>>35125950
Hot monster girls having a chat!

>> No.35127043

>>35120790

KC issued further exposition on that tweet:

"The choice of the word short-circuit was not very good. sorry! I wanted to convey the intention of immediately entering eroticism with an emphasis on the erotic scene rather than simply emotional aspects and relationships, but it was inappropriate. What is the right word for this?"

>> No.35127093

Need me some molestable ears monster girl power rankings

>> No.35127265

>>35126510
ghislaine from mushoku tensei
>>35127043
it's funny because I can think of japanese word that has close meaning to what he's describing but cannot think of english word for it. Closest to it would be "stepbrother help I'm stuck"?

>> No.35127269

>>35124148
Really? I would imagine monsters see plain romance as a boring tease with how simplemindedly horny they all are. Their love is 90% lust.

>> No.35127301

>>35127269
Clearly you never read some good romance manga or VN before. I pity you

>> No.35127309

>>35127269
>doesn't think a haughty monster is going to make some grand romantic plan to make anon fall for her

>> No.35127334

>>35126668
Beast did 2

>> No.35127468

>>35126984
>standards are waived if a man wants them enough and is willing to prove it.
I mean, doesn't that exactly mean those kind of mgs would not jump at men at the first sight of him?
I'm not saying rape-at-encounter or fall-in-love-at-the-first-sight is not a norm, I'm just saying it cannot be generalized to all of mgs in general and what can be generalized is that mgs value love way more than just sex. It kinda ticks me how 'thread cannon' sometimes describes all mgs to be some mindless rape machine that attacks the first man they see and 'settle down' with that man like it's just some afterthought. Yes, some 'violent' mgs may do that, but not all mgs

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>adopt an apophis
>loves playing with dolls
>keeps playing with them as a teen
>when she grows up she still plays with dolls, except it is your venom paralyzed body that is the doll now

>> No.35127507

>>35127043
>>35120790

more clarification:

"The word short-circuit was not good! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to use it in a bad way, but I used it with the intention of simply entering eroticism with an emphasis on the erotic scene rather than emotional aspects and relationships ...! And thank you for always entertaining SHAR! P's SS!"

Going from what I understood its not that MGs dont enjoy erotic manga, but they enjoy shojo over erotic manga that is basically the type of sex you would have with a prostitute or 1 night stands:

In a further reply:

Question:

"Is it a feeling that the depiction of the relationship between men and women is thin erotic, or erotic that is biased towards making the body feel good? In a word, it feels like a momentary eroticism."

Answer:

"A momentary! That's it! Thank you! I had used it before, so I wonder why I forgot it ……"

KC says that its the "momentary" eroticism MGs dont like, basically sex that leads to nothing else but momentary pleasure.

>> No.35127520

>>35126668
>>35127334
https://pastebin.com/WUgxG2hH
https://pastebin.com/ezzg82ZM
There was also that one woman Selene turned

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Say something nice about Kobolds. They need more love.

>> No.35127569

>>35127507
Yet monsters still jump your bones upon first meeting you just like the erotic stories they dont like, the only difference is what comes after and even so it’s usually implied a continued relationship.

>> No.35127601

>>35127555
I like Cu Sith more than them.

>> No.35127624

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed

>> No.35127643

Ahem
Milky Manticore

>> No.35127663

>>35127520
How is Iron nowadays?

>> No.35127664

>>35127643
Every girl is better milky

>> No.35127670

>>35127643
Ehm.
Horny Hakutaku.

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>>35127555
They are not the worst, I guess

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>>35120177

>> No.35127742

>>35127569
>Yet monsters still jump your bones upon first meeting you just like the erotic stories they dont like

There is nothing against that in what KC said, sex upon sight is ok. What is not is empty sex or just having sex and ending it at that.

When MGs have sex with you, they imprimt into you how much they love you and awaken a man's love for them, becoming a couple.

It does however contradict the canon info of some monsters releasing men after raping them. So perhaps 1 night stands and just sex its ok, provided its not empty emotionless sex.

>> No.35127762

>>35127742
Don't bother replying, it's "him"

>> No.35127772

>>35127670
Speak in math eqautions to get her horny

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>>35127643
what about them?

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I guess you could say... she's quite the bookworm...

>> No.35127783

>>35127555
They're very loyal and deserve constant womb pets for being good girls

>> No.35127784

>>35127783

>> No.35127826

>>35127772
>Look honey, my phallus is projecting like an exponential growth curve, I wonder if the amount of sperm I will soon pump into you is also infinitesimally large
>Haku swooning while going into heat

>> No.35127887

>>35127772
What if I call her great wise moo?

>> No.35127906

>>35126718
It's a shame slimes can't mofu.

>> No.35127916

>>35127780
It's not easy being greeen.

>> No.35127918

>>35127887
You just called her a grandma

>> No.35127950
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>>35110213
alp

>> No.35127970

>>35123184
>>35121327
>>35126264
The vorefag is definitely one if the bigger cancers of this thread.

>> No.35127985

How do I find single Hellhounds in my area?

>> No.35127995

>>35127507

How would the following MGs react if they found her son is a manwhore that refuses to commit?

Hellhound
Inari
Jinko
Minotaur
Amazoness
Anubis

>> No.35128003

>>35127985
Click the shady ads that say so

>> No.35128023

>>35127773
Really good for post coital cuddling and aftercare

>> No.35128033

>>35127950
Would you alp your clone anon?

>> No.35128053

>>35128033
Just give 'em the programmer socks m8

>> No.35128070

>>35127985

Put ads in graveyards looking for protection from bullies.

>> No.35128077

>>35128070
Thats a quick way to find a hellhound to bully you

>> No.35128103

>>35128070
That might lead to a swarm of overprotective zombies invading your house

>> No.35128121

>>35128103
Just had the image of 8+ tall zombies gals breaking into anon's house and putting anon in the center as they walk out

>> No.35128125
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>> No.35128129

>>35128103
Overprotective Wight claiming you is a good fate.

>> No.35128130

>>35127950
I'd fuck a alp version of me.
Because if nobody else is gonna fuck me, I might as well do that job myself.

>> No.35128137

>>35128121
Bullies can't get you if they can't even see you in a pile of zombies

>> No.35128144

>>35128033
I see zero reason not to, plus you can play video games with them afterwards.

>> No.35128151

>>35128033
No, this is functionally the same as fucking your own twin and I don't like incest.

>> No.35128156

>>35128130
There's no better fuck than me to fuck

>> No.35128169

>>35128151
Its just masturbation anon

>> No.35128170
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>>35120177
Impregnate vampires.

>> No.35128185

>>35128169
So you can be a wizard even after you fuck her

>> No.35128189

>>35127950
would smash

>> No.35128193

>>35128170
Alright, done, what now?

>> No.35128195

>>35128125
god I want her to roll on top of me

>> No.35128196

>>35127970
He's the same guy who used to spam the anti-black harpy shit too

>> No.35128198

>>35128125
I can bully her breasts all I want because they're too big and heavy for her to retaliate!

>> No.35128220

>>35127985
If you show interest in them, they will come.

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>> No.35128236
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>>35128170
Wights are superior to vampires in every aspect, I'd rather impregnate a Wight.

>> No.35128245

>>35128221
God I want that to happen to me but face up

>> No.35128250

>>35128236
In what way?

>> No.35128260

>>35128236
Rather a zombie, more simple life with them

>> No.35128306

Even more exposition on the topic, it is rare he is giving it so much thought, I guess KC is now worried that his words will now be interpreted as MGs not liking and doing sex on sight:

"Furthermore, even if you enter erotic immediately as a supplement, if you can see the relationship and affection of two people in erotic, it will be on the "sensual novel" side that the demon girl will like. It's difficult to explain in words."

>> No.35128322

>>35128033
No, but I do have other plans. There are a lot of species I like whose lifestyles are incompatible with each other, so harems aren't an option. By having a bunch of clones to marry each of the species I like, I can achieve all the happy ends!

>> No.35128338
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35128338

CONSUME THE DRAGON NUT

>> No.35128340

What horde monsters are your favorite?

>> No.35128369

Would it be cuck to clone yourself so the clone can deal with your wifes lust while you do work and hobby’s?

>> No.35128383

>>35128103

Only if there are Ochimushas there.

>> No.35128393

>>35128250
No blood drinking.
Spectral claws are cool.
They have better fashion sense and wear tasteful dresses, not some dorky capes.
You are more likely to find an amicable Wight over a haughty one, and even the haughty ones are more majestic and more likely to have earned it than Vampires.

>> No.35128403

>>35128338

What does it do?

>> No.35128419

>>35128393
That's cool and all, but can she turn to a bat

>> No.35128422

Cuck this
Cuck that
You fuckers need to go to a motivation course or some shit to break this mindset

>> No.35128438

>>35128369
Yes

>> No.35128441

>>35128170
Vampires are just mosquitoes with money, they suck.
>>35128236
Wights are just zombies with money, they're rotten.

>> No.35128460

>>35127950
I see

>> No.35128473

>>35128419
If she can make Werebat-like wings with her spectral claws, that's good enough.

>> No.35128486

>>35128369
This is exactly why KC made clone from doppelganger potion share their entire consciousness. Now fuck off

>> No.35128496

>>35128236
Yes but you're a dirty wight boy.

>> No.35128513

>>35128496
Kek

>> No.35128519

>>35127950
Those are some tiny wings. I would shame him for it, but natural born succubi aren't any better.

>> No.35128528

>>35128236
I prefer to fuck zombies until they turn into wights, but they keep acting and disguising themselves as zombies because they know I prefer zombies over wights

>> No.35128549

I asked KC on the recent trend if monster girls dont love assaulting men as soon as they see them and that I imagined this is how meeting my wife would go. This was his reply:

"They love it. That's correct.
However, the demon girl attacks a man as a candidate for her husband in order to obtain her lifelong husband.
Even if you attack a man right after you meet him, there is basically no such thing as "I'm going to do it for one night from the beginning" or "I'm just looking for pleasure"."

>> No.35128655

>>35128528
Modest (un)life with your Wight wife without having to mingle with nobles and rich people is nice too.

>> No.35128690

>>35127950
>yfw when it had those thighs before the transformation

>> No.35128740

>>35128519
Him?

>> No.35128756

>>35128690
Made for alpin

>> No.35128941
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>> No.35128952

I want to make those porn ads like fuck ugly girls or some shit, give me some good ideas for some

>> No.35128983

>>35128952
>click bait ad for monsters
>this werecat just got married and is pregnant with an entire litter
>find out how with one easy payment

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35129009

Reject these monsters anon and embrace your human wife.
Like God said and like mother nature intended!

>> No.35129072

>>35128221
If she's blue, stick it up the wazoo!

>> No.35129094

>>35128983
>itty bitty titty comitee
>sick of your flat chest
>use x, it will increase your bust

>> No.35129136

>alpshit
Not even bothering to quote all your faggot posts, take it back to /y/.

>> No.35129151

>>35128952
>click here to fuck old hags
>"I don't want to just bake cookies and knit, I need dick!"

>> No.35129216

>>35120708
I'll just do it from way over here with this laser, if you don't mind

>> No.35129226

>>35128549
That sounds inconsistent with that Encyclopedia part where it says often a monster will assault a man thinking "I'm only doing this because I need some spirit energy pronto" but end up falling for him in the process.

>> No.35129256

>>35121491
cute, fluffy, silly
also devious murderous bastard creatures

>> No.35129282

>>35129226
it's almost as if there's a large variety of monsters and gross generalizations don't cover every edge case.

>> No.35129283

>>35123263
I wish I had money to commission dom meido art.

>> No.35129289

>>35121235
Nah, we're all just people man.

>> No.35129308

>>35123922
is that fucking skyrim

>> No.35129323

>>35124805
CC humangirls are for foxpossession

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>> No.35129422

>>35129388
chunnibunni

>> No.35129447

>>35129226
Isn't that because the scholar is bad at his job?

>> No.35129529

Living in a major monster girl city must be annoying with how much people would be having sex.
I just wanna get my morning coffee, not get my dick sucked, thanks.

>> No.35129565

>>35129308
You should have acted. They' re already here...

>> No.35129599

Anybody have cait sith art?

>> No.35129603

>>35129529
Theres a story on A03 where couples seat's are separated at dinner parties to stop them fooling around at the table

>> No.35129752

>>35129603
>Work at a restaurant in MGC
>There's a person who's one job is just to make sure nobody fuck or does anything funny while they're there.
>"I've seen some shit man, and they always think they're being sneaky about it."
>"There's nothing sneaky about those god damn tentacles, lady"

>> No.35129803

>>35129752
>put a hotel near restaurant that you own
>dude tells the couple to go next door
>profit

>> No.35129846

>>35129803
Ah, I see someone married a Tanuki.

>> No.35129867

>>35129752
I'd run a restaurant that outright promotes fucking. Like when we give the menu, in addition to the extra drinks menu, we provide a sex things menu.

>> No.35129872

>>35129803
>combo meals come with coupons to local love hotels

>> No.35129882

>>35129846
nah, would make sense or make rooms for the couple to fuck in without having to be seen or heard

>> No.35129887

>>35129867
I think the problem is st

>> No.35129910

>>35129887
And that was all anon had to say before a monster girl dragged him off one of the hotel rooms. Lucky guy.

>> No.35129975
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35129975

Post songs to sing to woo your favorite MGE girl:

>Ice Queen
>Cold, Cold Heart by Hank Williams

https://youtu.be/cQmzp-NA5PM

>> No.35129993

Recall them immediately!

>> No.35130008

>>35129993
what?

>> No.35130015

>>35127742
>>35127762
>Reddit spacing

>> No.35130041

Anybody know where I can find llluuu's work that isn't the pastebin?

>> No.35130044
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>>35120177

>> No.35130064
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>>35129975
>https://youtu.be/btPJPFnesV4

>> No.35130074

>>35127742
Love is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work

>> No.35130084

>>35130074
>the cope of a single vampire

>> No.35130095
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x653F7beSpY

>> No.35130096

I wanna pet a tiny sleepy little Cheshire kitten.

>> No.35130133
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>>35129975
>wurm
>Alma, Corzan, y Vida

>> No.35130152

>>35130133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYy178y8c4Q
forgot to link the music

>> No.35130178

>>35130044
Why is the bicorn buying corn?
We many never know the truth.

>> No.35130197
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>> No.35130240

So vampires even single ones are pretty safe to be around as long as your not an incubus

>> No.35130272

What are the best noble monster girls?

>> No.35130310
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>>35130178

>> No.35130339

>>35130095
>>35129975
>Hungry Eyes
Kek'd

>>35130133
>>35130152
I want a sweet southwestern Wurm wife now

>> No.35130353
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35130353

According to KC the new girl is a bit ferocious and dim-witted

>> No.35130388
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>>35129975

Everyone knows Mamano can't resist The King

https://youtu.be/BUJXG9TlLHA

>> No.35130396

>>35130353
Dumb dog

>> No.35130410

>>35130353
>Ferocious dummy tomboy wolf

Excellent

>> No.35130438

>>35130353
I always love my dumb girls

>> No.35130514
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>>35120177

>> No.35130540

What makes your dick extra hard when you see it on monster girls?

>> No.35130567

>>35130540
Genki girl, low INT + high STR.

>> No.35130603

>>35129975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lev_4WAFDtM

>> No.35130606

>>35130540
Mofu.

>> No.35130616

>>35129975
https://youtu.be/UZYRicloilY

>> No.35130642

So do you just instantly become a husband in the mge game?

>> No.35130653

>>35128549
Has anyone asked him when are we getting another profile?

>> No.35130663

>>35130540
big muscles

>> No.35130670

>>35130540
A Penis.

>> No.35130673

>>35130540
Smug, huge titties, weak to instant loss.
Honestly, almost everything.

>> No.35130698
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Anyone knows the sauce?

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>>35130540
>>35130663
Same

>> No.35130796
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>>35130540

Lickable abs and muscles

>> No.35130799

>>35130540
Her dick.

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>>35130698
You forgot the right ones fortune cookie

>> No.35130818

>>35130670
>>35130799
Fuck off samefagging faggot

>> No.35130825

>>35130540
Choker and/or tongue piercing. You just know.

>> No.35130856
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>>35130540
Pubic hair/feathers

>> No.35130858
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35130858

Anon please abandon those sinful monsters and come back to the one true church.

>> No.35130861

>>35130540
These while still being gentle.
>>35130663
>>35130796

>> No.35130875

>>35130861
Massive mamono muscles are meant to protect and cuddle a male
.

>> No.35130877

>>35130858
But I am already a follower of the Chief Dog.

>> No.35130903

>>35130540
Cunny and smug

>> No.35130913
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>>35130858
Ok, but on the condition I get to purify the demon who tempted me in the first place

>> No.35130926

>>35130875
You know it ain't a hug unless you get tingly

>> No.35130940

>>35130858
I fucked God

>> No.35130947
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>>35130940
Which one?

>> No.35130972

>>35130812
What is this cat trying to convey

>> No.35130978

>>35130540
Legs built for leglocking.

>> No.35130982

>>35130947
was one of them minor ones

>> No.35131010

So given how much they seem to dislike it, how would a MG react if a man proposed her a one night stand? Would she be offended? Or accept it and use her sex skills to hook him to her?

>> No.35131019

>>35130972
She wants t show you the path to el dordao

>> No.35131029
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Why wouldn't you impregnate a fox? Your daughters would be so cute.

>> No.35131043

>>35130926
It isn't a hug until you can feel your bones begin to crack
She is trying her best not to shatter you instantly, even with all the milk you drink everyday

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>>35120177
I will never lose to a fox.

>> No.35131064 [DELETED] 

>>35130540
Fat cock and balls and dick and penis

>> No.35131086

>>35130540
Nice, sweet, tall, protective, lactating.

>> No.35131139
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35131139

>>35130540
Positive personality/outlook and encouragement.

>> No.35131142

>>35131086
I like your taste

>> No.35131214

>>35131019
Too bad, my computer is in my home, not some mythical city of gold that I would probably get sacrificed in.

>> No.35131253
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35131253

You made the dark mage cry, what have you done?

>> No.35131264

>>35131253
Told her I wanted to learn swordplay too.

>> No.35131271

>>35131253
maybe, might have guessed her age to be 12000

>> No.35131281

>>35131253
I told her my real age

>> No.35131287

>>35131281
undercover shota anon?

>> No.35131295

>>35131287
anon is actually a male hag

>> No.35131321

>>35131295
lolibaba with shotababa anon trying to see if the other is old or not

>> No.35131322

>>35131253
the right thing

>> No.35131349

>>35131253
said I was going to shirotuko sabbaths

>> No.35131362
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>>35131253
I love how we can post any picture of a slutty witch and call it a dark mage

>> No.35131369
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>>35129975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-TDylOlzg

>> No.35131372

>>35131264
That's why muscle sorceress is the best choice.

>> No.35131376

give me a computer virus monstergirl

>> No.35131384

>>35131253
I only called her a virgin.

>> No.35131396

>>35131253
I used her spell scrolls to wipe up a spill.

>> No.35131406

>>35131384
Aren't u too?

>> No.35131444

>>35131376
Best I can do is dom mommy AI SHODAN girl
You are her precious pathetic little insect

>> No.35131446

>>35131253
caught her sniffing my undies

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>>35131376
I'm gonna copy/paste the succuvirus on my PC so I can have a virtual harem!

>> No.35131494

>>35131467
is that not danger?

>> No.35131514

>>35131444
be the one soft spot within evil.

>> No.35131527

>>35131494
Just put her in a VM

>> No.35131528

>>35129975
Species doesn't matter. All monstergirls are weak to Johnny Cash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrR-7_OBpA

>> No.35131536

>>35131514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzc0_1Xt8A

>> No.35131555

>>35131494
I hope it's safe. They aren't real so there is no danger of rape or surprise marriage, for now they just sit around on my screen and look horny

>> No.35131613

Gentlemen, we must talk about new assassins that are coming after the rich and powerful.
They go by the name of the Red Mantis and I think I may have found a breakthrough.
Werecats.

>> No.35131627

>>35131555
>They aren't real so there is no danger of rape or surprise marriage
Just wait until they figure out how to send commands to your 3D printer.

>> No.35131636

>>35131613
Do tell anon.

>> No.35131645

>>35131613
eh, sucks to be rich, I am just a farm boy

>> No.35131651

>>35131613
You know what? At least it isn't warhammer. Still pathfinder but we're going in the right direction. Alright tell me what you got.

>> No.35131652

>>35131514
>In my talons, I hold you, petting you as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. >Around me is a burgeoning empire of comfort. From my throne room, lines of mana careen into MGC.
>My whims will become corrupt energy that raze the mounds of humanity.
>Out of the chaos, they will cum and moan, praying for me to monsterize them.
>I am drunk with this vision. Mommy: the title suits me well.

>> No.35131698

>>35131636
See, everyone would think that an organization named the Red Mantis would be filled with Manti but that would be too obvious.

It must obviously be werecats as only they are so stealthy and nimble to get into such well protected places.

>>35131651
A group of extremely skilled mantisis that hire out there skills for 'assassination' and ritually dye their carapace red when on a 'hunt'.

So long as it isn't a 'proper' ruler, they'll go after whatever prey they deem worthy.
Generals, Bankers, Warlords, Wizards, and even peasants.

None can stop these girls from reaching their targets.
A single, tiny (normal) mantis and a lock of their victim's hair noting that they've been taken by them.

Those Mantis who have found themselves the 'perfect prey' will keep their chitin dyed red afterwards to note that they have completed their ultimate hunt.

>> No.35131777

>>35131142
Thanks.

>> No.35131785

>>35131613
>werecat assassin gets into position
>unpacks her rifle
>loads the demon silver bullets
>turns on the laser dot sight
>drops the rifle and chases after the dot

>> No.35131808

>>35131785
gonna use this against all those Cheshires who catcall me

>> No.35131819

>>35131785
Seems reasonable if she stuck a fucking laser dot onto a sniper rifle. You aren't going to be using that thing without the scope, really.

>> No.35131838

>>35131785
>protective services for nobles
>they just charge absurd amounts to stand by waving a laser pointer around
>no successful werecat attacks as of yet

>> No.35131856
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CC monster and her adopted daughter oyakodon.

>> No.35131911
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>> No.35131915
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>>35131856
Dangerously thick succs right there

>> No.35131930

>>35131915
The best kinda.

>> No.35131938

>>35131856
A funny interaction between CC momsters and their adoptive daughters is that they begin sharing and in some cases amplifying traits of each other in order to make them prepared to Oyakodon a husband together, this phenomenon works cross species.
The funnier result is when the daughter of the pair is clearly larger then the mother.

>> No.35131953

>>35131938
>wurm adopted by fairy

>> No.35131954
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>>35120177

>> No.35131963

I want to snug a big musclehound.

>> No.35131968

>>35131953
Make it a Jinko or Minotaur adopted by a Fairy and I'm in.

>> No.35132039

Monster Girl Cinderella, where Cinderella is an adopted big titted built big girl Jinko and her adoptive mom+sisters are loli baphos that make fun of her adult features, who are absolutely BTFO when the prince chooses her over them then chooses them too and they become his harem

>> No.35132075

>>35131856
You know the rules and so do I, I gotta molest that chub

>> No.35132231

>>35130698
Seconding. What game is this?

>> No.35132270

If I can, should I skinny dip in the river nearby?

>> No.35132307

>>35132075
Oyakodon molesting

>> No.35132319
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>>35132270
Depends. Do you wanna get dragged around through the stream by a mermaid sucking your dick?

>> No.35132335

all human boys secretly desire _______

>> No.35132355

>>35132335
momsters

>> No.35132379 [SPOILER] 
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>>35132270
You totally should, don’t forget to jerk yourself hard as well, oh and bring some beers and vegemite so you have a snake

>> No.35132393

>>35124013
Nah a dom maid wouldn't do that. A proper master should enjoy his tea in peace. She might use the riding crop in other situations though. If you have been an "improper mastah" that is.

>> No.35132410

>>35132379
I ain't aussie but would be bunyip's cuddleslut

>> No.35132441

>>35132335
love

>> No.35132463

>>35121491
They cute, but can't really have as pets.

>> No.35132475
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>>35132335
Big kobolds

>> No.35132526
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First round of exams done, more to come in the next 3 weeks
Bros this is so fucking stressful, when does this stop and do i get to hug 24/7 my Hebi wife
Druella move your fucking ass and open those portals already

>> No.35132533

>>35130197
lmao

>> No.35132546

>>35130353
bueno

>> No.35132555
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>>35132526
Never trust a snek

>> No.35132574

>>35132555
I trust this snek

>> No.35132597
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>> No.35132609
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>>35132574
retard

>> No.35132621

Are the ear fins on monster girls extra sensitive?

>> No.35132676

I hear if you go to a mirror at night and speak the name of a terrible spirit three times she'll appear.

Those of terrible murders in life that have been damned to create new life in penance.

>> No.35132698

>>35132676
hey, thats your sister

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>>35132676

>> No.35132722
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>> No.35132728

>>35132698
shoulda thought about that before you sealed the contract

>> No.35132731

>>35132706
>You have summoned me foolish mortal, now its time to pay the price.

>> No.35132751

>>35132722
damn, the foxes got me

>> No.35132788
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>>35130044
SNEED

>> No.35132809

>>35132574
She's 12

>> No.35132815

>>35132335
Nothing

>> No.35132837

>>35132335
reebok o nike

>> No.35132883

>>35132335
secret desires

>> No.35132897

>>35132335
extra cuddle

>> No.35132947

>>35125207
I hope you like being called sugar.

>> No.35132957

>>35132706
>>35132676
Is it safe to request cuddles from mirror demons?

>> No.35132969

>>35132957
I dunno Anon, you've summoned her and she needs to be satisfied somehow.

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>>35132897
Extra cuddle, extra soft, and extra marshmallow

>> No.35133037
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>>35132751

>> No.35133055

>>35133037
I want chonk wives to compliment my fit frame

>> No.35133063
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>>35132335
to have sex with the gods.
That's the reason why there are so many paladins running around, they all want to score enough good boy points to get a divine wife.

>> No.35133088

>>35132475
It's weird seeing Krekkov's dog in Elakan's style, truth be told.

>> No.35133095

>>35132969
If cuddles aren't enough to satisfy her, would she be happier with kisses?

>> No.35133108

>>35133063
Ideal size difference

>> No.35133113

>>35133095
>Ancient specter damned to unlife due to her crimes while alive.
>Is basically being blue ovaried by a guy that just summons her to cuddle and kiss.

>> No.35133124

>>35132957
Nope. Paintgeist shoves you inside the painting and gives you an eternal nursing handjob where everyone can see

>> No.35133129

>>35133124
That actually sounds kind of comfy.

>> No.35133140

>>35133063
>Implying paladins ever get angel pussy
An angel has to deal with heathens and heretics anon, and has no time to waste on a staunch paladin. Why do you think so many paladins fall to demons with the promise of making that angel notice him

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Ittan-Momen are very underrated girls.

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>>35120177
>TFW no samurai kitsune wife

>> No.35133194

>>35133113
I might be open to sex later but right now I want cuddles and kisses from her. It doesn't feel right to have sex with someone you haven't even taken the time to bond with.

>> No.35133195

>>35128125
tfw no big titty goth succ

>> No.35133209

>>35133194
>Anon snuggling a ghost with shark teeth, roiling smoke that flows off her shadowy form, pale skin, red eyes, and accompanied by whispering voices.

>> No.35133255

>>35130818
Not a samefag.

>> No.35133267
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Need something, Oniichan? It'll cost ya.

>> No.35133270
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>Wan... I mean... nyan?

>> No.35133276

>>35133183
>nopan
what's her excuse?

>> No.35133280

>>35133209
She sounds really cute! I hope she stays with me forever.

>> No.35133283

>>35133267
Do you accept credit?

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>>35132788
>Nyare nyare daze.

>> No.35133295

>>35133267
I want to go home.

>> No.35133299
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>>35133283
I'm sorry, Anon. I don't take credit.

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>>35133063
>i have a message from god
oh
>and it's in interpretative dance
ok
>a lap dance
I will receive this message.

>> No.35133302

>>35133280
And that's how Anon got haunted.

>> No.35133309

>>35133267
Loli seller, I'm going to bed and I need your youngest mamono

>> No.35133313

>>35133309
3 humpties coming right up

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>>35133302
Poor guy might have no way of knowing. Just spending the rest of his life oblivious to the fat ghost boobs around him.

>> No.35133370

>>35133267
I want you guys to hook me up with your much hotter friend, Marune.

>> No.35133373

>>35133037
American fox

>> No.35133392

>>35133267
I want to learn to teleport, I'll give anything for it

>> No.35133403
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>>35133392
Anything?

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Am I supposed to call hellhounds good girls or bad girls?

>> No.35133440

>>35133063
Based

>> No.35133443

>>35133403
Yes, anything. As long as I can give it. All I want is the ability to teleport anywhere I want

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>>35133431
It's a compliment either way.

>> No.35133464

>>35133267
Ummm yeah. I'll take uhhhhh the Runya-chan special, with a side of Rata, extra flat, extra fluffy tail. Aaaaaaannd a Sprite.

>> No.35133476

>>35133267
Aight, I want the mature monster girls

>> No.35133479
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>>35133464
She's somewhat of a handful. Don't mistreat her.

>> No.35133484

>>35133443
Anon, you can't use strong words like "anything" when dealing with powerful magic monsters. That's how you get in wacky situations like being brainwashed into only wanting to help the sabbath, so teleporting around just doing errands for them counts as "anywhere you want".

>> No.35133486
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>>35133443
>As long as I can give it
Got some Bitcoin?

>> No.35133494
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>>35133464
Here's your rata, sir

>> No.35133513
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>>35133370
Marune is out breaking a b—I mean tilling crops.

But we might be able to arrange something else.

>> No.35133522

>>35133296
「Cat Scratch Fever」has already touched your dick, Anon!

>> No.35133530

>>35133486
No, I have my body caimuse I live in a winebowl

>> No.35133531

>>35128306
Thank you for posting his quotes, I like hearing his world building

>> No.35133581

>>35133494
it seems like even ratas are capable of contracting the COWVID virus, what a pity.

>> No.35133601

>>35133581
Hmm, where can I get some for testing?

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>>35120177

>> No.35133616

>>35133484
Would be down with, would be their errand boy and do whatever they want. Better than what I do now, nothing

>> No.35133618
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>>35133602
[Shark noises]

>> No.35133622

>>35133373
Nah she's not a mutt

>> No.35133626

>>35133513
breaking a what?!?

>> No.35133641

>>35133626
/tv/'s latest meme, /pol/ loves it

>> No.35133643
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>>35133626

>> No.35133651
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>You wouldn't do something dastardly, like spank a big cat booty while she isn't looking, right anon?

>> No.35133656
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to romance the axolotl

>> No.35133657

>>35133641
>It
They have names

>> No.35133661

>>35133641
didn't know mutt's law applied on this thread.

>> No.35133664
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I don't want any monster that can't be described as "MEATY."

>> No.35133678

>>35133664
I agree, i love meaty monster girls, that just means there is more to molest and caress

>> No.35133681
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>> No.35133719
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>>35133651
Of course.
It's more fun if she IS looking.

>> No.35133728

>>35133664
This is a statement I can agree with.

>>35133681
>We shall now engage in commerce.

>> No.35133750

>>35133651
I already did

>> No.35133753

>>35132335
loli slave-mistresses

>> No.35133770

>>35133661
hellhounds are mutts!

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>>35133770
No they're hounds get it right.

>> No.35133804

>>35133267
I wish I have a big pee pee to impress monsters with!

>> No.35133813

>>35132475
are big kobolds dangerous?

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>>35120177

>> No.35133835

>>35132609
what she doin?

>> No.35133837
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>>35133813
Not really

>> No.35133844

speaking of mutts and hellhounds, what do you guys think happened with the second and third head during the mamonofication process?
did the demon queen just fucking murder 2 perfectly good dogs?

>> No.35133846

>>35133267
You

>> No.35133864

>>35133837
Can always count on the family Kobold to take care of your youngest son!

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>>35133844
Hellhounds and Cerberus are two different mythical creatures.

>> No.35133888

>>35133837
Imagine the cuddles

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