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Anonymous (testing) Tue Oct 6 13:05:45 2009 No.3503378 [Reply] [Original]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:05:45 2009 No.3503384 File: 23 KB, 198x198, ange1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Angeing.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Tue Oct 6 13:12:45 2009 No.3503407 suiging

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Tue Oct 6 13:13:45 2009 No.3503413 sudoing

littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ Tue Oct 6 13:14:45 2009 No.3503416

Imagine you went to this nice restaurant and ordered a lot of food and at the end the waiter asks how it was and you're like "It was delicious, give the chef my compliments!" and then the waiter is like "He would love to hear it himself!" and this live sized bird walks out and up to your table and just stares at you.

Imagine.

>>	The /jp/ Police !3GqYIJ3Obs Tue Oct 6 13:14:45 2009 No.3503417 Re☆Ported

>>	Comrade General Tue Oct 6 13:15:45 2009 No.3503420 File: 204 KB, 300x421, lemiring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remiling

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:15:45 2009 No.3503422 >>3503416 You should write a book about that. Sounds pretty Paranormal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:17:45 2009 No.3503431 File: 170 KB, 1600x1192, 1254771267901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3503416 I'd d'aww

>>	littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ Tue Oct 6 13:21:45 2009 No.3503441 >>3503416 >Live sized herp. >>3503422 Maybe after he invites you to his house and the kitchen looks exactly like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:23:45 2009 No.3503449 >>3503416 Reported (to restaurant hygiene inspectors).

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:25:45 2009 No.3503454 >>3503449 Violating statue 12 (not weather a feather net)

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:27:45 2009 No.3503462

Alex, a parrot that could count to six, identify colors and even express frustration with repetitive scientific trials, died in 2007 after 30 years of helping researchers better understand the avian brain.
"It's devastating to lose an individual you've worked with pretty much every day for 30 years," Pepperberg told The Boston Globe. "Someone was working with him eight to 12 hours every day of his life."
The last time Pepperberg saw Alex was Thursday, she said. They went through their back-and-forth goodnight routine, which always varied slightly and in which she told him it was time to go in the cage.

She recalls the bird said: "You be good. I love you." She responded, "I love you, too." The bird said, "You'll be in tomorrow," and she responded, "Yes, I'll be in tomorrow."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:30:45 2009 No.3503472 >>3503462 I cried manly tears

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:34:45 2009 No.3503480 >>3503462 This thread was funny until you showed up. Nice job.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:37:45 2009 No.3503494

1. A bird was experimenting with some stuff and poured something into a pool of spaghetti. The pool was in an enclosed room.
2. Someone wanted to go swimming so he jumped into the pool. Still, the dream isn't bad to this point.
3. When the guy tried to get out of the pool, well, it's too horrifying to mention and this is when the nightmare began.
4. Realizing that [censored!] happened, the guy got right back into the pool and started wading around. This part was the boring part, but still scary.
5. The guy then jumped and [censored!] happened. The guy started to feel pain.
6. Someone told the guy that he had to get out of the pool as they were shutting down. This is where the "penne rigate" part comes in, after this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:39:45 2009 No.3503507 File: 450 KB, 1600x1200, 1254762571575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3503462 Japanese bird lamenting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:42:45 2009 No.3503520 >>3503462 I'm nearly crying right now. I always watched videos of Alex back when I was a tad younger. No one told me he died ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:42:45 2009 No.3503521 File: 198 KB, 1200x900, Gallic cock curdling cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gallic cock curdling cheese

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Tue Oct 6 13:46:45 2009 No.3503537 >>3503462 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:46:45 2009 No.3503539 >>3503462 Fuck you, you ruined Japanese bird for me.

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Tue Oct 6 13:47:45 2009 No.3503541 >>3503416 I'd introduce myself using my impressive Japanese vocabulary.

>>	littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ Tue Oct 6 13:47:45 2009 No.3503542 File: 31 KB, 640x480, chopsticks-07-bis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if he's any good at making soup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:49:45 2009 No.3503551 File: 24 KB, 354x355, revolver.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese dolphin firing his shotgun

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:52:45 2009 No.3503561 File: 37 KB, 640x480, 1252804051018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3503551 It's a revolver for fucking sake !

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:52:45 2009 No.3503562 >>3503551 Stupid dolphin, that's not a shotgun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:56:45 2009 No.3503584 >>3503561 >>3503562 And the Japanese bird isn't cooking spaghetti, what's your point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:58:45 2009 No.3503597 File: 16 KB, 329x275, 456876424564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3503584 Y.. You...

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Tue Oct 6 14:02:45 2009 No.3503620 >>3503584 Bastard, you've got a lot of nerve trying to cause trouble with a post like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:08:45 2009 No.3503655 File: 55 KB, 320x304, 1237055971721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3503584

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:46:45 2009 No.3503836 >The bird said, "You'll get spaghetti tomorrow," and she responded, "Yes, I'll get spaghetti tomorrow." ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:47:45 2009 No.3503842 >>3503584 Finally someone who isn't a "SO RANDUM xD POST THIS EVERYDAY" spamfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:00:45 2009 No.3504168 >>3503842 There are two of you now, congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:02:45 2009 No.3504779 File: 2 KB, 192x213, 1254420091712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3503842 but the bird really is cooking spaghetti, cant you see?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:03:45 2009 No.3504781 File: 9 KB, 200x150, 1233903523065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3504779 Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:03:45 2009 No.3504782 File: 729 KB, 708x1000, 1252664839591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3504779 he really is!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:06:49 2009 No.3504790 >>3503370 > ya i readed dat on aпﻩпtaاk.com two day's ago Needs glasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:14:45 2009 No.3504810 File: 655 KB, 1600x1200, japanesebirdbeingcookedbyspaghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:42:45 2009 No.3505027 surely you mean a japanese bird cooking fusilli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:08:45 2009 No.3505121 >>3505027 No, you fool, it's an Okinawan bird cooking vermicelli

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fan Tue Oct 6 21:08:45 2009 No.3505123 Mooning

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