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3500752 No.3500752 [Reply] [Original]

If Yuuka was my dad and Rosa was my mom I'd have the best family a kid could ask for.

>> No.3500755

It'd be a race to see who could inflict more damage on you, wouldn't it?

>> No.3500758

but then WHO WAS AUNT?

>> No.3500761

>>3500758
Eva and Natsuhi?

>> No.3500762
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3500762

If these two were my parents, things would be different around here.

>> No.3500764

Yuuka would shape you into a real man. She would train you survival style. you will have to climb mountains, hunt down bears with your bare hands, eat drit and plants, stealth training and drill dozen of fighting styles into you. Close combat of course, you want to see their faces as they die close up and get their blood on yourself so you can make it into a war paint.
Rosa would hit you most of the time for saying words that she doesn't like and make you into a fine young man.

>> No.3500771

is it possible to ask a drawfag around here for a futa Yuuka x Rosa pic?

>> No.3500772

I want Yuka to beat me up and make me grow flowers to consume the earth while Rosa abuses me because my flowers aren't neat enough.

>> No.3500780

>>3500764
Or die trying. As the Youkai of Flowers, Yuuka must know that only the fittest survive. If you fail, she will simply make another.

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>>3500762
That can't end well.

>> No.3500789

>>3500752
Don't be naive. If Yuka was your dad(?)and Rosa your mom, you should feel ashamed for turning out like you did.

>> No.3500792

>>3500771

Which girl would you like to have the penis?

>> No.3500796

>>3500792
Onbviously the dad

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>>3500792
You seem to imply that Yuuka would allow herself to be touched. You are mistaken. Yuuka has no need for any "penis", since she can breed without aid. She is the Flower Master, after all.

>> No.3500810

>>3500802
i'd help yuuka pollinate with her stamen if you know what i mean.

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>>3500802

She doesn't need to allow it.

>> No.3500827

>>3500802
Are you implying that Yuka is actually canon futa?

>> No.3500828

>>3500802
Does this mean she also controls bees?

>> No.3500847

>>3500828

I thought wriggle controls bees

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>>3500828
OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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>This thread

>> No.3501114

If Medea was my mom and Oedipus was my dad I'd have turned out better.

>> No.3501158

>>3500890
I smell blood on this thread... oh wait...

Nevermind... carry on...

>> No.3501173

If Reimu was my Dad and Marisa was my mom I'd punch Yuka in the dick.

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>>3500752
>If Yuuka was my dad

>> No.3501204

>>3500764
Yuka = The Boss?

>> No.3501228

>>3501114
Of course. Medea was the most loving mother in the world, after all. And Oedipus is world-famous for his talent for assuming father roles.

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> In the situation in which Yuuka were my father

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>> No.3501549

Why has yuuka become so popular all of a sudden? This time last year she was posted about as often as mima.

>> No.3501554
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>>3501549

because they're both the best touhous

>> No.3501557

>>3501554
>Mima
>legs

did i miss something here?

>> No.3501560

>>3501549
Really? I always thought she was popular here.
I don't see Yukari threads anymore though. She's usually just lumped together with the others in those 'hag threads'.

>> No.3501561

>>3501554
True, but I'm used to being the only one who knows it.

>> No.3501558
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>>3501549
It was my doing. I brought some knowledge and image dumps. Some anons followed suit and helped me.

Yuuka has ALWAYS been popular. She just wasn't popular here.

YOUKAI MOE

>> No.3501565

>>3501560
She was a niche touhou with a cult following at best. Now she's one of the most popular characters apparently.

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>>3501554
Sorry bro, wrong image, of course you meant Komachi.

also in before >mokou cosplaying as x.exe

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>>3501565
Hmm, well I've been spamming Moe~ Youkai Moe~ with the best of them all along.

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I want to get fucked from behind by Yuuka. She's like, everything you'd want in a dominatrix, but not as lazy as Yukari.

She wouldn't need to ask for me to beg for another one. Yes, mistress, may I have another? Just her whip would be solid pleasure on my back. Would I even be worthy of getting fucked by a strap-on?

>> No.3501639

>>3501629
That's Rydia not Yuka

>> No.3501649

>>3501639
even better!

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>>3501639
I'm aware. But she looks close enough to qualify, since I do not have Yuka images. Take more /jp/ related for compensation.

>> No.3502312

Two mothers is best. Gender roles are stupid.

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>>3500890
YOUR MAMA

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