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34993774 No.34993774 [Reply] [Original]

Good ol' traditional Christian marriage, nope nothin' wrong here

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>> No.34993782
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34993782

Portals when?

>> No.34993783

>>34993774
Listen, I tried ok?

>> No.34993784
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34993784

my berd waif

>> No.34993798

>>34993784
Can your waif even fly? Or is it a bumblebee kinda thing?

>> No.34993801
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34993801

oh bother

>> No.34993812

>>34993784
You know what they say about big wings

>> No.34993841

How do I deal with a mean kiki, she does not listen to my orders and even orders me around and punishes me if I don't follow them, is she defective or something?

>> No.34993846
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34993846

>>34993774
You guys are all a bunch of perverts. You should find a nice, human woman like this waitress at the local restaurant.

>> No.34993853

What's wrong with her teeth?

>> No.34993855
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34993855

>>34993782
Always one day away anon, just keep on keeping on.

>> No.34993856

>>34993846
I prefer the umbrella in the village, thank you.

>> No.34993860

>>34993841
Yes. Call the Meido Academy and they'll send over one of their sternest lecturers to correct the problem maid who clearly wasn't ready for graduation yet.

>> No.34993861

>>34993853
for >>34993801

>> No.34993863

>>34993846
I was more in the market for a pet dog and a girlfriend

>> No.34993877
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34993877

>>34993774

>> No.34993880

>>34993841
Put her in leather bindings and gag her with a feather duster.

>> No.34993889
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34993889

>>34993798
Just flies with a bit of a tilt, you know?

>> No.34993941

>>34993889
That's gotta be a problem

>> No.34993965

>>34993846
Sir that is a child
If anything, you're the pervert here

>> No.34994082
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34994082

Do edgy demons ever lose their edge?

>> No.34994083

>>34993846
ok banki

>> No.34994119

>>34994082
Only if you shame them properly

>> No.34994204

>>34993846
That's a Dullahan, anon. I could spot her neck stump from a mile away. A sexy Dullahan, but a Dullahan nonetheless.

>> No.34994321

>>34994082
edgy monsters are the bets kind of monsters

>> No.34994364

>>34994082
When I put corks all over her pointy bits so she doesn't jab me in my side in bed.

>> No.34994378
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34994378

>> No.34994398
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34994398

>>34994082
Do edgy demons solicit for some contract-free fun (some strings attached)?

>> No.34994412
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34994412

>>34994378
They're just looking for warmth, right?

>> No.34994415

>>34994378
If my lamia wife was cold would waving a heat gun up and down her body be good for her?

>> No.34994417

>>34994398
how many strings?

>> No.34994459

>>34994417
How many fingers do you have?

>> No.34994472

>>34994378
cute snek

>> No.34994484
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34994484

Name good monster pairs

>> No.34994505
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34994505

I desire big Troll titties. Why Trolls you ask? Because you can easily measure big titties on a troll, if her tits are so big that con even her huge hands can contain them then you got a Troll with big fucking titties, everything that can be contained by their hands is either small or average sized. Also they also come in a complete package with a big round ass, even if they have small titties.

>> No.34994506

>>34994484
Capybara and literally anything

>> No.34994525

>>34993846
Snatching and running off with Banki-chan's head!

>> No.34994540

>>34994505
>Trolls whose tits can't be contained by their huge hands
I don't think that people can handle such amounts of meat

>> No.34994548
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34994548

Have you thought about sneks yet today? You should think about sneks.

>> No.34994560

>>34993846
She looks like she gives good head.

>> No.34994561

>>34993841
It's probably "tough-love", is she clearing up all your piss-bottles and year-old pizza boxes?

>> No.34994562
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34994562

>running from monsters in zipamgu
>tire out after finally losing them
>fall asleep on a totally inconspicuous pile of white fluff
>wake up to this face
>"aww, someone tuckered out? I simply must inform you that you touched my tails for over an hour! You need to take responsibility for this, you know... hehehe"
>charmed and mofu'd to oblivion bedore you can even react to run
>and so, this particular anon became the father of a fox litter
>GAME OVER

>> No.34994571
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34994571

>>34994548
Hmm... I should think about sneks today.

>> No.34994580

>>34994548
What's that on her tail?

>> No.34994586

>>34994580
underwear

>> No.34994587

>>34994586
I don't even

>> No.34994602

>>34994587
sneks have their vagoo close to the end of their tails.

>> No.34994626

I wanna clumsily dance with my waifu then have fun laughing about it afterwards while cuddling and nursing our stepped on feet/paws.

>> No.34994660
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34994660

>>34994505
I just want a neighbour Troll CC that keeps trying to seduce me every single day

>> No.34994767

>>34994562
>fall asleep on a totally inconspicuous pile of white fluff
But I'd molest any object resembling mofu on sight until its owner gets flustered and tells me to stop.

>> No.34994775
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34994775

Cuddle the 'cores!

>> No.34994822

>>34994775
That a rabbit?

>> No.34994846

>>34994775
Gonna cuddle a manticores tail. With my dick. Just so I can keep kissing her.

>> No.34994847

>>34993774
Monstergirls would unironically love Catholic boys, they already agree on everything:

>Pious
>Chaste
>Faithful to their spouse
>Undying love
>BEEG families

Plus imagine how much more rewarding Mass is when you have a cute warm Monstergirl wife to snuggle with in the pews while listening to homily.

>> No.34994866

>>34994822
What do you think?

>> No.34994884

>>34994847
Plus, a lot of girls would like church boys. Ghandharva's would probably love choir boys.

>> No.34994896

>>34994660
>thicc, big titty cc troll
I'd last less than a day.

>> No.34994912

>>34994847
OH no, I'm not getting back into religion, no matter what the dark priestesses says.

>> No.34994923

>>34994912
Maybe they'd like former church boys, too.

>> No.34994948

>>34994912
If MGE gods were real that would actually be appealing.
If it means getting a Dark Valkyrie I'd gladly become a Fallen God worshipper.

>> No.34995031

>>34994948
I already worship the one true God. I just like the cute girls.

>> No.34995139

>>34994923
I wonder how how dark priestesses would react when I tell her I used to be a church boy.
Trying to convert me or really wet panties?

>> No.34995181
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34995181

I just want my monstergirl nun wives to fuck me until i cant stand. Is that to much to ask?

>> No.34995212
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34995212

Which is the most innocent monster girl?

>> No.34995221

>>34995212
Canonically, it would be shogs.

>> No.34995427

Has KC ever clarified if virgin MGs bleed or not?

>> No.34995445

>>34995427
>"Your waifu will bleed if you're into that" - KC, probably

>> No.34995453

>>34995139
I want a dark priestess to try and convert me.
Not because I want to get converted, but just because it sounds really nice to have someone doing their best to try and win you over.

>> No.34995455

>>34995427
Fucking depends on if you want her to. She could probably even regrow it depending on the species.

>> No.34995466

>>34995139
>>34995453
I hope you 2 understand dark priest conversions require marriage and sex usually.

>> No.34995550

>>34994912
wololo

>> No.34995563

Baphos are cute

>> No.34995567

>>34995466
Well yes, that's the best part.

>> No.34995574

>>34995221
How?

>> No.34995720

>>34993784
huge breasted birbs are for mid-flight titslap paizuris

>> No.34995742

>>34994660
imagine the prostate massages...

>> No.34995815

>>34995720
Especially Nuclear Hell-Ravens with very low IQs.

>> No.34995833

>>34995427
Girls bleed once a month

>> No.34995843
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34995843

human males are made for mindbreaking

>> No.34995859
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34995859

>>34995815
You're gonna make her blush with compliments like that.

>> No.34995891

What do monsters think of consent?

>> No.34995905
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34995905

Never trust those filthy greenskins, anon. They're crude, brutish, and uncivilized. Not like elves.

>> No.34995915

>>34995891
Its preferred.

>> No.34995929

What do you think the average monster girl looks for in a man? Physically, I mean. Height? Body shape? Color?

>> No.34995947

>>34995891
For demons? Nice to have, not necessary.
>"They signed the contract so it's consent. The fact they only signed the contract after I had raped them for a day strait is irrelevant"

>> No.34995951

>>34995929
I think they just look for one thing “are you male. And are you mentally sound” Other than that they seem to want after any kind of person.

>> No.34995958

>>34995929
His heart.

>> No.34995993

>>34995958
THE HEART, NORMAN

>> No.34996019

>>34995833
Is it okay to fuck her during that time?

>> No.34996038 [SPOILER] 
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34996038

>>34995993

>> No.34996041

>>34995929
his liver.

>> No.34996042

>>34996019
Red means don't go (unless you're in a hurry)

>> No.34996070

>>34995929
His Prostate.

>> No.34996087

>>34995843
Rude

>> No.34996138

>>34996042
What if you run the red?

>> No.34996147

>>34995929
Functioning penis and libido

>> No.34996154

>>34996138
I'm gonna have to level with ya anon, I got no clue

>> No.34996165

>>34996154
Well, someone's gotta try it.

>> No.34996246
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>"Alright boy. If you really want to be my boyfriend, you must really learn and study elven culture and traditions and learn to speak the elven tongue. And please STOP calling my home country the 'Doughnut' or 'Doughnut Island!' The elven homeland is called Ulthuan, not a 'doughnut!' I'll have you know I'm from the province of Avelorn and shook hands with the Everqueen. And lastly! You will absolutely refrain from ever speaking or interacting with those 'dark elf' outcasts, ever. And only then, you could be eligible to be an elven woman's suitor. Do I make myself clear?"

>> No.34996249

>>34993846
Is her neck okay?

>> No.34996303

Is there somewhere with all of latenight's art on it, both artworks and 4chan sketches? I can't find any place that has all of them.
I was hoping to see if he'd done artworks of monster girls I haven't seen him draw yet.

>> No.34996304
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34996304

>>34995891
What’s that?

>> No.34996311

>>34996246
Sucky-sucky now?

>> No.34996327

>>34996246
Stop pretending to be an elf, mermaid.

>> No.34996363
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34996363

My dick belongs inside cows and my face in their breasts

>> No.34996380

>>34995181
Not at all, that sounds wonderful.

>> No.34996388
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34996388

>>34995815
What Okuu lacked in competence, she made up for with enthusiasm.

>> No.34996467

>>34996363
Huge Boobed Cows!

>> No.34996553

>>34996363
Dick in their breasts.

>> No.34996661

KC making a game right? Whats the protagonist in it?

>> No.34996672

>>34996661
Nameless MC, so a player self insert.

>> No.34996698

>>34996553
IN?!

>> No.34996732
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34996732

>>34995563
Indeed

>> No.34996804
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34996804

Finally, a worthy hero has activated the great holy sword to defeat the forces of Evil and the Demon Lord

>> No.34996935

Don't tell me: If a boy has to attend religious boarding school because of his parents while a monstergirl secretly likes him. Will said monstergirl ask for local monstergirl leaders and or a lilim to start a war with the state the boarding school boy lives in just to "save" that boy?

>> No.34996949

>>34996698
Nipplefucking.

>> No.34996959

>>34996935
>Don't tell me
Alright, I won't tell you.

>> No.34996967

>>34996804
That's the name of his penis.

>> No.34997086

>>34996804
You mean the Prophecy told by high Priestess Millil? The one that mentioned a mysterious party of all female adventurers would come to help him?

>> No.34997218

>>34996804
let's be honest here, it's the order, that "holy sword" is probably just a demon realm silver artifact with a hidden teleportation spell implanted by the demon lord so that any would-be hero is not only incapable of causing any harm to her army but is also inadvertently creating an inexorable rape pit for himself after he finally fails to defeat one of her generals.

>> No.34997331

>>34996804
>resize
The boy loving shit poster can't even save files right.

>> No.34997363
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34997363

NEVER trust a focks
focks is deceptive
always lie

>> No.34997541

>>34996732
your daughter keeps getting cuter every day

>> No.34997564

>>34994484
Kobolds and nekomatas

>> No.34997639
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34997639

>>34997363
This

>> No.34997657
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34997657

>>34997363
Lies! Foxes are friendly!

>> No.34997671
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34997671

>>34994484
Cheshires and Kobolds!

>> No.34997673

>>34997363
That fox was honest about what she wanted

>> No.34997715

What are some Ushi hybrids that might actually be interesting? We already have Ushi Lilim, so why not?

>> No.34997739

>>34993801
That brat is asking to get fucked silly.

>> No.34997749

>>34997363
I trust only old foxes

>> No.34997752

>>34997715
Ushi-Sahu

>> No.34997758

>>34997715
Ushi-Automaton.
Built for wall scaling and heavy assaults with immense self-repair protocols and electrobindings that are barely keeping their aggression subroutines in check

>> No.34997762

>>34997715
How about ushi-ushi?

>> No.34997767

>>34997758
A tachikoma?

>> No.34997770
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34997770

>>34997715
Cupid ushi.
>>34997739
That is, in fact, what loli dark mages are for.

>> No.34997778

>>34997767
Less friendly, more smashy

>> No.34997797
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34997797

>>34997758
Pic-related

>>34997762
You crazy madman

>>34997752
Not even Ushi can save flat fish.

>> No.34997802

>>34997715
Ushi-Oni Lamias. They look like facehuggers.

>> No.34997804

>>34997715
Ushi Cheshire

>> No.34997810

>>34997715
Hell-Ushi
Fluffy burning super rape spider

>> No.34997812

>>34997797
That but more heavily armored, demon silver close combat attatchments, and probably some sort of crowd control weapon like a DE Flame projector.

>> No.34997824

>>34997804
>Open up pizza box expecting Cheshire Ass
>Get FAT USHI BUTT instead

>> No.34997850

>>34997824
Had an idea UAC
Ushi oni
Automaton
Cheshire
For all your combat and rape prank needs

>> No.34997868

>>34993534
Oh no, we burned down the thread!
Thick Scottish accent on those unicorns please.
>>34996303
Did you check his Twitter? https://twitter.com/latenightdraws

>> No.34997878

>>34997850
>Enemy UAC is online!

>> No.34997879

>>34997868
> The terror that is shortstack unicorns
Why would that be terrifying?

>> No.34997883

>>34997868
Your hand will be held and a nice dinner date enjoyed

>> No.34997900

>>34997879
Horn damn near crotch level, dummy

>> No.34997913

>>34997879
Horse tits but on a shortstack frame.

>> No.34997948
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34997948

I really wish my face smelled like minotaur spit right now

>> No.34997961

>>34997850
>UAC
damn, it's going to suck if portals day starts on mars

>> No.34997964

>>34997900
Fence her with your dick!

>> No.34997968

>>34997964
My thoughts exactly.

>> No.34997982

What is better, a super lewd unicorn or a really innocent bicorn?

>> No.34998018

>>34997948
and minotaur sweat

>> No.34998019

>>34997982
Perverted unicorn.
The sort that wants to do degenerate acts or get a super lewd body all for her husbands use

>> No.34998025

>>34997982
Bicorn because harem. You can always pervert her too

>> No.34998036

>>34997982
Unicorn, not a big fan of harems

>> No.34998048

>>34997982
Unicorn

>> No.34998066

>>34996732
Nice daughter, but where's the wife?

>> No.34998101

>>34997770
>That is, in fact, what loli dark mages are for.
I want to bend a loli Dark Mage over, slap and grope her ass and taunt her by saying she's almost as cheeky back here as she is whenever she opens her mouth.

>> No.34998146

>>34993801
Imma steal that poofy hat and wear it as I run off

>> No.34998150

>>34997770
>cupid ushi
>forces people who have crushes to fuck each other by holding them like action figures and mashing their hips together

>> No.34998155

>>34997715
Ushi-Wock

>> No.34998181

>>34998155
I am both aroused and terrified.

>> No.34998212

>>34998155
Ushi-wock-vampire
Drains both your semen and your blood or your money back

>> No.34998222
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34998222

>>34993774

>> No.34998233

>>34997715
UshiFairy

>> No.34998258

>>34997715
Ushi-Nuki
The strongest weapon the IRS has!

>> No.34998299

>>34997715
Ushi-slime that hides herself as a puddle of water

>> No.34998357

>>34998258
How do ya get her sent after ya?

>> No.34998364

>>34998155
I think that might be interesting
>Fluff replaced with dragon scales, making it a regenerating monster with an almost impenetrable defense
>May not have wings, but still has the head tentacles coming out where the human and spider bodies meet
>Can tie you up with webs or use their pink breath attack to incapacitate you
>Still has that bulliable brown tummy
Might even work with Ushi-Wock Chimera and having the head tendrils be the separate personalities.

>> No.34998377

>>34996967 >>34997086 >>34997218 >>34997331
>responding to anime boy spammer instead of report and ignore

>> No.34998407
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34998407

>>34993774

>> No.34998412

>>34998407
>gachapoop

>> No.34998436

>>34998155
>invincible flying rape spider with tentacles
mommy

>> No.34998474

>>34998436
She could be your mommy if you want her to be

>> No.34998478

>>34998436
You can call her that if you like

>> No.34998539

>>34997868
It's hard to search on Twitter. It's actually pretty annoying how a lot of artists post some of their work only on Twitter. At least the more popular ones get their stuff posted on the boorus.

>> No.34998566

>>34998377
>>34998412
As if you're not replying.

>> No.34998568

>>34997715
Ushi-salamander

>> No.34998582

>>34997715
Ushi-mermaid. Ushi-sushi.

>> No.34998597

I just want a comfy life as an alchemist in a Sabbath, with a harem of sweet JC alchemists of various species. Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.34998618
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34998618

>>34993774

>> No.34998631

>>34998597
I want to be an alchemist for a demon general.
But she only makes me use my alchemy skills to make tea.

>> No.34998659

need lamia gf

>> No.34998730
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34998730

My life will only be complete when this becomes a reality for me

>> No.34998781

>>34998618
Huge titty tomboy wyvern GF.
I need one.

>> No.34998784
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34998784

>>34998631
>make tea for one of her war meetings
>everybody enjoys it and her lieutenants tease her over what they would do to have a cute boy making tea for them
>that night she comes back to her tent in a huff and demands to know why you never spike the tea even though she's sent so many signals
Women amirite

>> No.34998806
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>> No.34998831

>>34998631
>>34998784
>serve tea for her war council
>but she's your special general
>so she gets hot chocolate with whipped cream, marhsmallows and a wafer in the "world's best general mug"
>jealous stares from her council as she sips from her mug

>> No.34998902
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34998902

Kobolds cutely pretending to be lions trying to GAOO at you but can't help their WANWANs getting out!

>> No.34998938

Need extra thicc mommy monster hag gf

>> No.34998967

>>34998831
That' when you innocently make hot cocoa for everyone else as well but without the wafer to keep the general happy.

>> No.34998976
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34998976

>>34998659
But why, anon? Why do you need one?

>> No.34998988

>>34998831
>>34998784
You know it’s kinda weird how tons of monster girls are unlucky desperate virgins.
You’d expect to have tons of guys available if not outright throwing themselves at them even if being a fraction of the amount of the girls throwing themselves at them.

>> No.34998997
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>>34993774
!!!

>> No.34999031

>>34998988
Sexual imbalance. Also I imagine the attitude of a man who grew up in a demon realm with "the one" childhood friend he got married to young would be different to the average man who's ignorant to monsters. Both would be vastly different in demeanour to a modern man who would definitely throw himself at the first monster who gave him a bit of positive attention

>> No.34999032

invite code jZJryu2E3G
server for you guys to trll

>> No.34999051
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34999051

>>34993774

>> No.34999094

>>34998659
>>34998781
>>34998938
The only thing you "need" is a haircut and a shower you stinking neets

>> No.34999141
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34999141

Well I don't give a rat's ass what you think!

>> No.34999156

>>34999141
Need a rat's ass

>> No.34999167

>>34999094
Imagine giving a lamia a haircut and a shower...

>> No.34999182
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34999182

He's gonna get milked for days

>> No.34999198

>>34999051
Nice fish

>> No.34999251

>>34999141
>What about the RoUS?
>Ratgirls of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

>> No.34999292
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34999292

>>34999141
Ogey rat.

>> No.34999308
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34999308

>>34993774

>> No.34999354

>>34999308
>plap

>> No.34999415

Gonna wear a shirt that says made for true retro gamers only

>> No.34999448

>>34999415
What would that get you?

>> No.34999493

>>34999141
Artist?

>> No.34999499

Automatons are the best girls due to how customizable their frames are.

>> No.34999541
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Slimes are garbage!

>> No.34999597

>>34999541
>Slime with feet
HAAAAARK! HARK, TRITON, HARK!

>> No.34999602

>>34997715
Yetushi, the most powerful snuggler

>> No.34999628
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34999628

>>34999541
Making gooey hearts bubble up and pop from your slimewife's body while dicking her

>> No.34999646

>>34999493
The art style makes me think it's from the SEQUEL games.

>> No.34999743

>>34999493
hakika, he is kinda faggy so avoid his work if you like not being gay.

>> No.34999796
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34999796

>>34999743
but the oil girls anon!

>> No.34999829

>>34999796
Toxic love!

>> No.34999885

>>34999796
I'm gonna throw a match at her.

>> No.34999938

Would an automanton be mad if I called her my cumputer

>> No.34999956

Need monster that will keep me motivated while I work on self-improvement.

>> No.35000002

Which girl would enjoy sneedposting and dabbing on jannies?

>> No.35000017

I will be a madman and willingly get tricked by a fox

>> No.35000043

>>34999956
This seems like a job for the Kikimora guild!

>> No.35000061

>>34999956
no, just don't use her visual processing unit to mine cu sith coin.

>> No.35000147

>>35000061
Best games to play on an automanton?

>> No.35000256

Which monstergirls like fat stinky manlets with tiny bepis?

>> No.35000278

>>34997715
Ushi Lava Golem
Ushi Shog

>> No.35000303

>>35000256
Baphos.

>> No.35000370

>>35000256
Your wafiu

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>>35000256
Slimes usually have very low standards because either way you can feed them cum

>> No.35000412

>>35000398
Fucker how do you that?

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>>34993774

>> No.35000452

>>35000412
When two images are posted at the same time the thumbnails can switch. Somebody in the hololive thread is going to get bullied.

>> No.35000522

>>35000452
just found it, the motherfucker lucked out, sadly.

>> No.35000537

>>35000147
sex.
sex 2 if you are feeling frisky.

>> No.35000542

So with how DE works, would you buff your looks post-marriage just for the sake of it if not to attract a mate? Suppose your waifu's happy with however you look so no change takes place due to her.
I like to think that I'm not vain but honestly, I'd be down to turn into more of a hunk version of myself. Like perfect facial symmetry, better bone structure etc. I'd keep a couple "personalizing" flaws though like bushy brows or shadows under eyes.

>> No.35000582

>>35000537
What about sex 3: the coddling

>> No.35000710

I am going to put my finger in a lilims butthole and lick it

>> No.35000742

>>35000710
the finger or the butthole?

>> No.35000756

>>35000742
Yes

>> No.35000796

>>34999938
She would get confused and ask if you made a spelling mistake and not understand the joke.
>Master, that is not how you spell "computer". Would you like me to install a auto-correcting program?

>> No.35000838

>>35000303
Nah, baphos are for sure size queens, stomach bulges are a cunny adjacent tag, so cocks capable of causing them right off the bat are probably very desirable.

>> No.35000860

>>35000796
Would she get to the level of a haku and rape me everytime I mess up words if she did?

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>>35000415

>> No.35000956
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35000956

>>35000415
>>35000940
*bloop*

>> No.35000992

>>35000398
>>35000412
>>35000452
Imagine getting a dragon then finding out she was a slime that was shapeshifting all along. Things would get awkward

>> No.35001013

>>35000415
>>35000940
>>35000956
Do squid girls really?

>> No.35001033

>>35000452
>>35000522
So it's just one-way sometimes?

>> No.35001116

>>34995031
>Based and GodCast pilled

>> No.35001135

>>35001013
Yes. Try not to laugh if you catch one in the act, they'll try to pull you under, too.

>> No.35001168

>>35001116
>impliyng he is Christian

>> No.35001174

>>35001013
Yes.
Tremble in fear if you see it.
If you tremble in laughter you will experience the Squiddening.

>> No.35001179
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>LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING!

>> No.35001210

>>35001135
>>35001174
Will bully one, if i see one doing it and get lubed up so she cant grab me

>> No.35001229

Which mofu is the best to huff n fluff and why?

>> No.35001255

>>35001229
The legendary nine-tailed Ushi. Some say she'll do something so powerful and mind-blowing to your pelvis that even Lilims would be in awe

>> No.35001257

>>34996732
THAT one is cute, I'll grant ya
for whatever reason I just don't really like the other baphomet designs I've seen, but this particular goat hits the spot

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>>35001179
Oh please no, anything but a bunch of tribal savages raiding my village and taking me as a breeding slave. I would hate that.

>> No.35001308

>>35001229
minotaur armpit mofu has a unique fragrance

>> No.35001339

>>35001308
That aint mofu, mofucker. That's armpit hair

>> No.35001446

I am gonna fuck the police

>> No.35001464
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>>35001446
In MGC, police fucks you.

>> No.35001470
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>>35001446
You aren't ready.

>> No.35001495

>>35001464
>>35001470
While holding their hands

>> No.35001521

>>35000940
She's saving those poor sailors from drowning.

>> No.35001547
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35001547

>>34999141
Mouser carbine.

>> No.35001599

>>35001470
damn, with funbags like that you don't even need chokeholds.

>> No.35001632

>>35001470
Damn, she already has her weapon drawn, just needs a sharp exhale and I am a goner

>> No.35001639

>>35001470
god imagine just being stuffed between her tiddies under her uniform

>> No.35001687

>>35001470
I want to poke the milkies

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>> No.35001714

>>35001470
This gotta be a cow

>> No.35001746
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35001746

>>35000256
>>35000303
Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

>> No.35001763

>>35001746
But what if she's a size queen

>> No.35001767

>>35001703
I wish to get intimately acquainted with that fox

>> No.35001791

>>35001763
then she'll make you bigger

>> No.35001796
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>>35001763
Small body = small cunny.
Bapho is a loli, so she's small.
Small cunny goes well with my small dick.

It's a perfect match.

No big dicks. No big cunnies.

>> No.35001797

>>35001791
Dick magiks

>> No.35001813
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it's a good day for dragon slayers
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90237111

>> No.35001845
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35001845

>>35000796
>a auto-correcting
Silly cumputer

>> No.35001917

>>35001845
This haku needs sleep, just look at her eyes

>> No.35001924

>>35001917
She needs bed not sleep

>> No.35001960

>>35001924
But you sleep in a bed

>> No.35001987
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35001987

>>35001917
Life is hard when you're class is nothing but wurms, minotaurs, devil bugs, and a sandworm exchange student!

>> No.35002004

>>35001987
This haku is not well, she misspelled

>> No.35002039

>>35002004
the wurm mindbroke her with sheer stupidity.

>> No.35002054

>>35002004
>>35002039
She loses an IQ point each day spent with them

>> No.35002057

>>35002039
I want to transfer into the class to help heal her broken mind

>> No.35002114

>>35002054
How would a low iq haku be like?

>> No.35002151

>>35001746
I believe in you, anon.

>> No.35002163
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>>34993774
Fox or dog?

>> No.35002173

>>35002163
Why not both?
that particular fox and that particular dog is a very hard choice indeed

>> No.35002182

>>35002163
Dog needs more inhuman traits.
Regardless, would take to meet the parents.

>> No.35002228

>>35002114
I guess they'd still have all the raw information from their ability, but would be bad at applying it, like the high intelligence, low wisdom meme. You could get true facts from them, but you might not want their advice regarding what they know.

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>>35002163
AL messed up by not giving the doggos visible tails
Takao, Azuma, (not sure who else, Choukai?)'s ears could also be a bit more apparent

>> No.35002290

>>35001987
I want to be in that class

>> No.35002355

>>34996246

>Semiramis will never poison your food and drink with aphrodisiacs and love potions

>> No.35002366
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35002366

>>34996246
mon-keigh see, mon-keigh do

>> No.35002373

>>35002355
i thought that was calypso's thing

>> No.35002382

If your girl is a big dummy, does that usually mean she'll be extra thicc?

>> No.35002391

I dreamt I had two kikimora maids
they were going into my room and I wanted to hide for some reason, but there wasn't anything to hide behind so I just turned invisible and held still
they bumped into me, and one turned into a disposable straw w/ paper wrapper and tried to climb up into my pantleg like a friendly centipede or something
then I woke up

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>>34993774

>> No.35002436

>>35002373

Semiramis is one of the first people to implement poisons. It's one of the things she's known for.

>> No.35002458

>>35002436
it is a very feminine activity

>> No.35002465

>>35001987
I want to be the only normal student a Haku teacher has with all the rest just being monster girls to lazy or to wild to learn a thing.

>> No.35002502

>>35002399
This artist made a lot of cute feesh

>> No.35002535

>>35002465
I would be the kid that blurts out the answer literal moments after the question came out her mouth

>> No.35002544

>>35002382

Dummy thicc huh. Probably. I wouldn't mind a waifu smarter than me. I wouldn't mind a dumb one either. I wouldn't mind having a waifu in general.

...Oh. I made myself sad.

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>> No.35002734

I wonder, what would hakus would do to the kid who would answer their question before any other student could and constantly would do it

>> No.35002818

>>35001987
>minotaurs
The way I see it, they're hard to teach not because they're stupid, which I don't think they really are, but because they're very impulsive and unmotivated. I bet the Minotaur student is the type that struggles with math tests, but would calculate perfectly how much she'd have to pay in the grocery shop for ingredients for a dinner with her boyfriend, and how much change she'd get.

>> No.35002849

Which monster girl has the most spankable ass?

>> No.35002884

>>35002818
Minos don't like studying, that's what it is.
Being forced to sit still for an hour AND you have to pay attention?
They aren't stupid, they just get bored.

>> No.35002922

>>35002849
all slime

>> No.35003130

>>35002849
P'Orcs

>> No.35003211

>>35002849
Your mother

>> No.35003230
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>>35002849
Kakuen

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>>35003230
>>35002849
yeah its gotta be monke

>> No.35003287

>>35003230
>>35003242
I like that she's also likely to spank your ass too.

>> No.35003298

>>35002884
That is the fault of the teacher more than anything. Teach the minos about military tactics and all the husbandos from history and you'd be surprized how their view on education changes. Kids love to learn, you just have to engage them at their level.

>> No.35003310

>>35002922
>splap

>> No.35003337

>>35002849
barometz got that bounce and jiggle

>> No.35003357

would you rather be captured by a raiding party of goblins or orcs?

>> No.35003385

>>35003357
gobs

>> No.35003389

>>35003298
Much like how ALL boys love to learn about dinosaurs, minotaurs are fond of anything to do with fighting.

>> No.35003412
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>>35003357
Orcs. Ideally, both.

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>>35003412
Also adding some Onis too. Peak raiding party.

>> No.35003484
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>>35003357
Orc, both green and p'orc variants are fine with me.

>> No.35003507

I like onis but dont like drinking, wat do?

>> No.35003527

I want to cum in multiple monster girls.

>> No.35003552

>>35003507
Inject alcohol directly into your bloodstream.

>> No.35003557

>>35003357
Neither, Uruk-hai ladies or bust

>> No.35003562

>>35003507
Share a non-alcoholic beer with her. Humans get drunk way easier than Onis so she won't suspect anything if you fake it.

>> No.35003585

>>35003507
eat instead

>> No.35003588
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>>35003507
Just keep serving her alcohol until she rapes you. I don't think they care much about their partner drinking or not as long as they can drink themselves, that's more of a satyros thing.

>> No.35003617

>>35003588
>getting drunk on oni spit from sloppy drunken makeouts
>by the time she's done with you, you're more intoxicated than her

>> No.35003786

>>35003552
Ok, can I get an oni to do that

>> No.35003797

>>35003588
Need to spank that ass

>> No.35003862

I am going to go dress as that character from that zipanganese doujin for monstercon

>> No.35003927

I am gonna go get addicted to troll sniffing. wish me luck

>> No.35003944
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What do monsters find more titillating?
"Revealing" male clothes like an open shirt suit or covered clothes?

>> No.35003955

>>35002114
Gyaru smart cow

>> No.35003959
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35003959

>>34993774
Impregnate onis.

>> No.35003993

>>35003944
Bunny ears on men

>> No.35003995

>>35003955
Thanks, i love it

>> No.35004020

>>35003357
Gobs shoddily painted green because their local walking pair of tits thought it would make them more intimidating.

>> No.35004049

>>35003944
A well dressed man

>> No.35004075

>>35003944
A man in a speedo

>> No.35004083

>>35003944
Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

>> No.35004151

>>35003797
Say goodbye to your pelvis

>> No.35004233
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>>35003944
A rhinestone covered leisure suit makes cats go nuts.

>> No.35004274

>>35003944
Shirts with lewd words on them or slut for "x" girls

>> No.35004307

>>35004151
Worth it to leave a handprint and hear an eep from her mouth

>> No.35004335

>>34993774
Why are the translations of Side WG 1-2 so bad (terrible even) compared to the other translations on the wiki?

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>>35004233
>lead Cheshire into a dark room
>suddenly flick on the lights
>you're wearing a rhinestone suit that's reflecting light in all directions
>a disco ball turns on as well as various strobe lights
>she stares wide-eyed for a moment, eyes flicking back and forth at all the flashing lights
>her mouth starts to foam and eyes roll to the back of her head
>you gave her a seizure
whoops

>> No.35004383

https://twitter.com/ivancyxic/status/1398598637270102017

>> No.35004448

>>35004274
>Man goes out with an "I want to hold hands with an Ushi!" shirt on
>Has a mini-parade of Ushis "hiding" behind him wherever he goes
>They're trying to compare notes on how to proceed
>Even the GILF Ushi is stumped

>> No.35004479

>>35004448
And when he looks around for one, they all scatter

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>> No.35004625

Which monster girls would mostly likely to be autistic other than bunyips

>> No.35004630

>>35004625
Monster girls wouldn't be autistic at all

>> No.35004674
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>>34993774

>> No.35004677

how often do you get mg stuff on your youtube recommendations?

>> No.35004690

>>35004677
Never, what mg stuff YouTube even has?

>> No.35004692

I will go to wonderland and see what vidya they have.

>> No.35004698

>>35004690
Considering it's most likely audio based, undoubtedly something horrifying.

>> No.35004713

>>35004690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBCLiGCeuX8

>> No.35004718

>>35004677
the algorithm somehow interprets my interest in mgs as an interest in furshit and that what it keeps sending me.

>> No.35004750

>>35004674
I bet monster girl would have tons of pretend wars where they just send all the lizard girls and salamanders and so on. And then you would have the Demons acting as generals, but even if they won or lose nothing is actually gained or lost.

>> No.35004754

>>35004692
Thye have FIFA.
The best team, naturally, is WONDERLAND FC.
Star player is Ngubua of course.

>> No.35004755

>>35004677
I don't really get any of that stuff, I wasn't even aware it was a thing.

>> No.35004756

>>35004750
Would suck to be thrown there as fresh meat

>> No.35004758

>>35004698
i will never understand asmrfags, that shit makes me cringe like nothing else.

>> No.35004764

>>35004754
Barcelona, best team

>> No.35004767

>>35004713
suicide never looked soo appealing.

>> No.35004774

>>35004764
lol

>> No.35004775

>>35004713
im not sure if i should watch this or not.

>> No.35004779

>>35004756
Well, they gotta have something to fight over, don't they?
You can work in the relief tents if you want. It's either that or get thrown into the trenches with all the pent up monster girls.

>> No.35004788

>>35004779
I m going trenchin, then. With my trusty rusty shovel

>> No.35004808

>>35004750
It would be like the Civil War re-enactments but sexier

>> No.35004828

>>35004767
why though?

>> No.35004869

>>35004808
Gonna run in the middle of the battlefield naked while having the words master baiter on my body and rebel yellin

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>>35004750
Ocelomehs would probably have some sort of ritualized warfare among each other (since Aztecs had "flower wars")
I could see amazons having something like that too.

>> No.35004882

>>35004828
It's a motherfucking manga dub my nigga, need i say more?

>> No.35004942

>>35004882
oh I though the comment was directed at the comic in general.

>> No.35004946

Monster ass is meant to be groped and placed on your face

>> No.35004950

>>35004882
is it that bad?

>> No.35004959
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>>35004946
Disregard ass.
Acquire tail.

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>>34993774

>> No.35004977

>>35004946
No, monster pussy is what goes on my face.

>> No.35004985

>>35004950
English is good for things like power metal
But it's just not a waifu language.

>> No.35005006

>>35004985
Shut up you weeb.

>> No.35005011

>>35004977
Whats tastier, ass or pussy?

>> No.35005019

>>35005006
He's right though

>> No.35005023

>>35005011
Depends on what she had for dinner last night

>> No.35005036

>>35004985
Is English your native language?

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>>35004977
dom fairies is how things are meant to be

>> No.35005044

>>35005038
How tho, they are real tiny

>> No.35005053

>>35004750
>Male solider gets even the slightest injury and he's rushed to the med tent to be taken care off and nursed by several medic girls
>Anon just wanted to impress that Salamander girl, but everyone is too damn nice in this "war"

>> No.35005057

>>35005044
they got that ambition

>> No.35005109

>>35005053
Woud be that soldier that wouldn't stop until I got that old sally enemy commander in my handa

>> No.35005116

>>35004750
If I set off Dark Matter bombs and spray Alraune pollen extract in civilian areas, who would get to me first? Extremists who are proud of me, feverishly horny recently-monsterized girls, or agents from the other side who put me through a personalized military prison?

>> No.35005118

>>35004750
>>35005053
>what was supposed to be a salamander matchmaking event ends up being a unicorn one

>> No.35005139

>>34993782
2 weeks

>> No.35005181

I just realized all my favorite monster profiles have some kind of fire on their body.

>> No.35005186

>>35005181
Because you like hot grills?

>> No.35005190

>>35005181
You like your peen spicy, huh?

>> No.35005217

>>35005006
I mean I think about the good english dubs
and one thing in common is that they are all shows were males are the main people talking and interacting,
when I think about it, english just doesn't make girls appealing, I never heard a girl say something in english that turned me on or made her appealing to me.
and thats not me being a weeb,
I think women speaking russia can be sexy for instance,
just not english.

>> No.35005268

>>35005217
English requires the right accent, I think.
Personally, the southern drawl or an irish accent is just perfect. Various spanish and middle eastern accents can also improve it significantly.

>> No.35005281

>>35005044
You don't struggle because you know she could shrink you to half her size if she wanted to.

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35005302

>>35005281

>> No.35005316

>>35005302
You disgust me.

>> No.35005346

>>35005316
ok

>> No.35005353

>>35005302
im not normally into violence but when i see giant shit like this i want to see them get kratos'd

>> No.35005377

Oh great, giantess fag is going

>> No.35005381
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>Shut the hell up and stuff me like a doughnut white boi

>> No.35005491
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35005491

We praise the heroes when we're kids. We understand the villains as adults

>> No.35005508

>>35005491
and I...
I want to cover a lamia's tail in chocolate and lick it clean.

>> No.35005516

>>35005491
Why not fuck both?

>> No.35005517

>>35005217
>I never heard a girl say something in english that turned me on
https://youtu.be/gMScbz-g0iU

>> No.35005523
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>>35005491
Evil snek

>> No.35005524

>>35005517
>diives

>> No.35005532

>>35005517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7n7WRidwYo

>> No.35005540

>>35005517
>diives
>dubfag
>furry

>> No.35005544

>>35005491
>ywn save the world unintentionally by keeping your (evil)wife constantly pregnant
would your help a villain or try to redeem her?

>> No.35005565

>>35005544
I'll "help" her by being incompetant and messing up her plans

>> No.35005569

>>35005517
You're the kobold fucker, aren't you?

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35005601

>>35005565
>incompetant
KNOCK KNOCK

>> No.35005602

>>35005524
>>35005540
I don't keep up with e-drama, is he the one that got caught grooming underage fans?

>> No.35005619

>>35005602
He was the one who DMCAed someone for using his OCdonutsteel Mawile only to get dunked on by Nintendo.
Also his gifs are mediocre cheesecake.

>> No.35005635

>>35005619
Then who am I thinking about then?

>> No.35005642

>>35005601
Just like i siad, i am dumbass

>> No.35005654

>>35005642
>i am dumbass
Indeed

>> No.35005668
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35005668

>>35004756
You just need somebody to show you the ropes

>> No.35005672

>>35001703
I would jump in there.

>> No.35005673

>>35005635
Pyrocynical?
JewWario?

>> No.35005678

>>35005654
Evil haku demon lord with hero anon acting like a tard to stop her

>> No.35005684

>>35005053
The war pauses as the medics from both sides rush to treat anon after he got caught in his pants zipper

>> No.35005685

>>35005544
Her plans for the tri-state area will always fail and thus never advance past that point, but she will be #1 mom material.

>> No.35005702

>>35005684
Oh, only second to anon getting hit in the nuts by accident

>> No.35005772

Best monster girl vidya?

>> No.35005777
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35005777

>>35004750
Can I bring my own weapons to war?

>> No.35005830

Would a kiki like a vaccum?

>> No.35005844

>>35005772

You mean monstergirl-centric or stuff that has like one or two of them? I'm guessing the former, and honestly, I have no idea. There are some on Steam but the ones I see are usually western/low quality/have monsterboys.

Someone made a game for Tower Girls (under a different name), maybe that one's cute.

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35005865

Perfect paizuri hole

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>>35005381
Why are goblins like this?

>> No.35005901

>>35005517
case in point, in English that just sounds fucking weird and cringy.

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>>35005830
Her mouth is a vacuum

>> No.35005929

>>35005053
>another day of the mock war skirmishes
>unicorn twiddling her thumbs in the medic station
>not much really ever happens for the first aid crew when everyone has demon silver weapons
>the most she usually has to worry about is if she has enough water for everyone to stay hydrated
>suddenly a minotaur comes tearing through the canvas wall of the tent clutching a guy against her chest
>she's nearly incoherent from crying and being winded from running
>unicorn can barely understand her rambling
>"PLEASE FIX EM DOC I WAS FIGHTING WITH HIM AND THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL BUT I GOT RIGHT NEXT TO HIM AND WHEN I TRIED TO SWING MY AXE I BUMPED HIM WITH MY ELBOW AND HE TRIPPED A BIT BUT THEN HIS ANKLE BENT AND HE MADE A SOUND LIKE IT HURT AND FELL DOWN AND MY FRIEND SAID MAYBE HIS LEG WAS BROKEN AND I WAS SO SCARED DOC PLEASE IS HE OK PLEASE DOC
>unicorn finally gets her to set him down on an examination table
>while the guy catches his breath from being smothered against minotaur titties, she checks his ankle
>no bone tenderness or anything else concerning
>he's even able to walk on it
>"Well it doesn't look like anything's broken, probably just a minor sprain, if it's still so-"
>she squeals with delight, thanks the unicorn, and then clutches the poor guy against her breasts again
>the minotaur tells him that they've had enough excitement for one day and should head home
>the next morning, the unicorn sees the two of them again in her normal clinic, this time for a pelvis fracture

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>>35005544
>Giving your wife more minions to aid her plans of conquest
Oh foolish human.

>> No.35005944

>>35005678
Even if she's evil, the inevitable nervous breakdown is mean.

>> No.35005952

>>35005865
nazunas pretty cute but i like the other foxes color scheme better.

>> No.35005953

>>35005937
That's why you're supposed to raise your daughters to be kind, polite, compassionate ladies.

>> No.35005958

>>35005944
Very true, but would be funny as all shit to see the hero acting the fool

>> No.35005995

Had a thought for an evil haku. She takes anon and make him forget everything expect the most basic skills and reteaches all he has learned and more to make her perfect champion

>> No.35006014

>>35005953
>He doesn`t know about Dark Empaths.

>> No.35006016

How to get an unbreakble pelvis?

>> No.35006021

>>35005544
i'd shoot her
with a cat gun

>> No.35006035

>>35005544
Pshh, my wife aint evil at all. I don't know what you are talking about

>> No.35006043

>>35003944
Anything that exposes the neck

>> No.35006064

>>35006043
>t. Vampire

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>>35005953
>KInd and polite and compassionate on the surface
>Just as evil as their mom on the inside
Congrats you just helped ensure they would conquer the neighboring countrys.

>> No.35006072

>>35005958
Bonus points if the hero used to be her star pupil.

>> No.35006074

>>34994561
Now that i think on it Yes, she threw out my great stack of old pizza boxes, i was so proud with how high the stack had gotten, why do you ask?

>> No.35006136

>>34993841
"Don't clean my room" and "just leave my stuff there" are not valid orders.

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>>35006071
Oh darn whatever will I do.
That'd be the best thing that ever happened to the rest of the world.

>> No.35006143

>>35006071
>daughters try to be evil
>ground them
they didn't think that one through, did they?

>> No.35006147

>>35004674
Today I was reading about Roman equites and despite how big their rank and hierachy was they were pretty bad horsemen in battle, Roman born riders from the Iberian peninsula were so bad that Celtic, German and Numidian cavalry were the go to cavalry despite being just auxiliary units and I couldn't help but imagine the whole time blonde white eyed and brown centaur cuties making fun of their Italic centaur bosses just for how stumpy and slow they were.

>> No.35006149

Why are manticores so mean?

>> No.35006153

>>35006149
they are part cat

>> No.35006159

>>35006149
Tough love

>> No.35006169

>>35006149
part of their charm

>> No.35006184

>>35006149
Born 2 Bully

>> No.35006205

>>35006149
Declaw by grabbing their clawed paws and rubbing them

>> No.35006207

How does it feels like to get ravished by a Jinko in heat?

>> No.35006213

>>35005544
Would a permaloli Umi Osho try to convince a SCP fan that he must perform 110-Montauk on her?

>> No.35006249

The best solution to all monster girl probelm is to apply enough dick to the problem. Dragon taking your livestock, apply dick. Ancient evil got released, apply dick. Wifes a little too smug, withold duck application until smugs are down

>> No.35006252

>>35006207
You actually don't feel much after you lose sensation in your lower body.

>> No.35006264

>>35006252
I'm sure it all blurs together after hours 12-36

>> No.35006267

>>35006249
>Wifes a little too smug, withold duck application until smugs are down
Holding your wife's pet duck hostage ain't right man

>> No.35006286

Can evil anons have wife.

>> No.35006297

What would old monster girls rant about the younger generations of monster girls

>> No.35006299

>>35006286
so long as you're little evil and not big evil

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>>34993774

>> No.35006312

>>35006299
>In my day you got a new tail every 100 years
>now everyone in the village is getting a new one in a months tops!

>> No.35006325

>>35006312
Meant for >>35006297

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>>35005894
>Why are goblins goblins
Gee I dunno

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>>35006308

>> No.35006366

>>35006343
Monk runs in grabs the goblin dancer and makes off with her at the speed of sound.

>> No.35006379

>>35006362
The Artorias should be dragons (Gold/Red for Normal/alter respectively) and the Jeannes should be Valkries.

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35006395

>body of water
More like I'd body some water, if you know what I mean.

>> No.35006415

>>35006362
I have disowned the entire fate franchise

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35006418

>>35003944
This is pretty much how mamono view it.

>> No.35006425

>>35006415
You know that's been around since Hollow/Ataxia right?

>> No.35006439

>>35001013
>You'll never take in levi-chan from the deep, deep seas
>Of course, she has to shrink herself by about a thousand times over, deep sea giantism is a bitch and blue whales are tasty.
>Renovated your house to accommodate a pool sized bathtub
>Turns out things don't really hurt your wallet when your waifu somes with her own collection of lost treasure and ancient artefacts
>She's a little suspicious as for why you keep leaving toy boats in the bath, but you'll catch her out one day.

>> No.35006463
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35006463

>>34993774

>> No.35006506
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Why are the Leafs like this

>> No.35006556

>>35006418
s-she's not wrong...

>> No.35006611

>>35006463
sexy bicorn

>> No.35006662

>>35006506
As someone who took them in his Fantasy draft about 3 years ago?
Never trust the leafs.

>> No.35006732

I want a kiki, where do i go to get one?

>> No.35006738

>>35006286
The most goodest hero monster has made it their life's work to keep anon on the straight and narrow.

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>> No.35006909

>>35006418
She's wrong

What you actually do is go full skin coverage but also skin tight

You show the goods and leave something to the imagination at the same time!

>> No.35006910

>>35006506
I'm pretty sure that they are legitimately cursed.

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>>35006071
This pic always dampens my mood. I'd never tell my evil wife she's a monster! I'd support her!

>> No.35006965
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35006965

Remember to always unseal whatever ancient evils you find when you get the opportunity.
It's like ripping a band-aid off, it has to happen sometime so it's best to just get it over with quick.

>> No.35006969

>>35006965
I'm going to take off the one on her lips and give her a kiss

>> No.35006972

>>35006965
>Finally take off an ancient evils seals
>She's expecting to finally regain aeons of lost power.
>Instead her body just gets thicker and more breeding ready.

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>>35006936
But she's evil! Keep her in the jar!

>> No.35006997

>>35006965
What did this old hag to do deserve this. She looks likes she wouldnt harm a soul

>> No.35007009

>>35006996
I want to shake this bottle.

>> No.35007015

>>35006965
What happens if I pull off all those seals instantly without her even trying to trick me or convince me to undo them?

>> No.35007028

>>35006965
I want to go on quest to unseal tsuntsun fenrir.

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What's the legal consequences of kidnapping a zombie from her lich mom, cause if it's forced marriage I'm already married to the zombie

>> No.35007046

>>35006738
Paladin Monster?

>> No.35007052
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>>35006936
Relax, evil is a grey thing, to some she is the beast of the east, to others she is wife and mother goddess of destruction.

>> No.35007065

>>35007052
give me black not grey

>> No.35007098
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35007098

Vampires with big blood sacks are the best

>> No.35007127

>>35007098
Give me mine in massive flavor.

>> No.35007133

>>35006965
>find the oldest sealed ancient evil
>workout like crazy wearing heavy winter coat
>unseal her
>take off all your clothes on your upper body
>profit on the entranced ancient evil
>ancient evil is now my ancient hag wife

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>>35007133
>Implying you need any of those steps beyond unsealing her
She'd be pathetically weak, compared to her original strength, for being sealed for so long and would need a large dose of mana to attain her old powers back. You'd just be a convenience for her and nothing else, and ignore the fact she cuddles you at night and sometimes calls you husband instead of slave.

>> No.35007199

>>35007171
So she is just like a princess that needs saving. I want to climb a tower and face unspeakable foes to unseal one and call her my princess

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35007245

>>35006506
Yeti deserves it.

>> No.35007253

>>35007199
>unspeakable foes
I guess if you can frame the old warnings carved around the sealing site and your own moral compass as enemies that you have to overcome, then yeah, go save your princess.

>> No.35007267

>>35007253
Traps, they would be everywhere

>> No.35007295

Apparently KC is pissed or sad because he received an offer to do MGE localization in English, by a company that hosts or do NTR.

We have to be very watchful and careful over any MGE English localizations anons.

>> No.35007300

>>35006965
Ancient evils are meant to be seen, not heard.

>> No.35007304

>>35007295
>localization
MGs will now leave you for a stronger man in a moment's notice

>> No.35007318

can a man NTR a monster?

>> No.35007326

I want to give a hug to a neet monster girl

>> No.35007334

>>35007318

No, if a MG sees you as husband you will be sexed up to the point you can only think of her.

>> No.35007337

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware when automatons figure out liquid metal.
No longer will their forms be locked in by ridged metal.

>> No.35007338

>>35007295
Localizations?

>> No.35007343
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35007343

>>35007318
Yes, drinking the milk of another monster, or god forbid, an animal is considered NTR of the highest degree to any lactating monster

>> No.35007351

>>35007334
then why do lamias and unicorns have sections explaining on what they will do if cheated on?

>> No.35007357

>>35007343
Holstaur looks at anon with disgust for drinking a literal cows milk.

>> No.35007363

>>35007351

"Cheating" with MGs means another monster assaults you, rather than the husband willingly being unfaithful.

>> No.35007366

>>35007334
Then how are Bicorns born?

>> No.35007388

>>35007357
Attempting to drink onions milk makes the holst primal insticts flare up, slap that out your hand, sitting you down on her lap, pulling out her tits and forcing you to drink her milk

>> No.35007394
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35007394

>>35007318
Always remember to sheath your sword before picking up another weapon. And pray to Chief God that you win when she breaks out and tries to punish you.

>> No.35007395

>>35007338
Localization is normalfag speak for rewrites.

>> No.35007409

>>35007338
ideally it just means 'translation'
realistically it too often includes "cultural" translation

>> No.35007416

>>35007366
When a Unicorn gets cucked.

>> No.35007419

>>35007395
Localization is wokespeak for "fixing problematic fiction".

>> No.35007458

>>35007295
>source: dude trust me

>> No.35007461

Would rata milk taste like nuts?

>> No.35007495

>>34997715
Oni Lim
Dragon Lim
Lim Lim
Barrel Lim

>> No.35007533

>>35007495
>Lim bulit like a barrel with legs and arms
Kek

>> No.35007541

>>35007461
It would taste like my nut

>> No.35007576

>>35007304
>>35007338
>>35007395

Well to be frank, in the tweet mentioning the NTR company, KC said "translation" and not "localization".

In a subsequent tweet, KC said "localization seems to be in time", but KC might had been talking about translation.

>> No.35007600

>>35007576
>KC said "translation" and not "localization".
Do nips even have a different word for "localization" different from "translation"?

>> No.35007672

KC needs to pick between integrity and money. If he wants integrity he'll be happy with the fan translation that can be curated by the community and keep as much of his intention as possible.

If he wants money, he's going to have to sacrifice integrity. If an NTR thing is popular, a company will translate it because they want money.

>> No.35007704

>>35007672
He doesn't trust random fans to properly convey his intentions. Can't say I blame him.

>> No.35007716

I want to start a collection of cursed swords from across the land.

>> No.35007732

>>35007495
>Barrel Lim
That one is just fat, not a hybrid

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>>35007716
Mein negus!

>> No.35007757

>>35001168
"OTG" is a Christian phrase, fren

>> No.35007781

>>35007704
Then he can cry on twitter about companies doing company things.

>> No.35007790

>>35007757
Sounds islamic to me.

>> No.35007793

>>35007419
>Faggotshit is introduced and exaggerated (Alps have penises, Monstergirls are lesbians, etc.)
>NTR
>Race-baiting and Anti-White narratives
>Monsterboys
>Giving MG's 3DPD traits

Yeah, fuck these multinationals and the Jews that run them, tell KC to find a trustworthy independent translator

>> No.35007801

KC's hateboner for NTR honestly kinda worries me sometimes. Not that I blame him for disliking NTR, but the way KC freaks out against anyone who doesn't fanatically hate it as much as him is rather extreme.

>> No.35007809

>>35007790
It's a big thing in Christian circles--I suppose Muslims could use it, since they share the same text with us (the Old Testament), but I've never seen or heard either a Jew or a Muslim make use of the phrase.

>> No.35007810

>>35007793
The localization people are gonna slip in those things if hired?

>> No.35007815

>>35007801
It probably comes from personal experience, poor guy. Well, suffering has always made strange bedfellows with vision and art.

>> No.35007819

>>35007801
he hates it but kinda wrote it into the setting at least for woman victims.

>> No.35007824

>>35007810
>Western anime community rife with anything other than narrative pushing and virtue points

>> No.35007832

>>35007819
Something about how a monster would never steal another MONSTER'S husband because of the lingering mana on him?

Didnae say nuffin' about no humans

>> No.35007857

>>35007801
Nah, it's good. Too many people are too accepting of filth. The "live and let live" philosophy has only allowed degens to sweep over every good thing in our culture and turn it all to shit. I worry about KC's health because I don't want him to be upset all the time, but his rabid and relentless attacks keep those fuckers out of our thing. If he didn't battle them, and if we didn't do the same on our threads, the faggots, futafags, shit-eaters, diaper-wearers, furries, NTRfags, and BLACKED posters would be all over us before you could say Jack Robinson.

It's the same principal board culture used to use with normies--bully them the fuck into either shaping up or leaving the board. When people stopped doing that the fucking tourists took over and ruined it for everyone. Hobbies should be made inaccessible for 99% of the population until and unless they show a willingness to conform to the standards of the group.

>> No.35007859

>>35007171
>ancient evil tries to seduce you into having sex with her to regain her power
>she doesn't know that centuries of being sealed has made her incredibly sensitive
>fucking her always drives her to the brink of mindbreak
>after awhile she's too addicted to having aex with you to remember her lust for power and conquest

>> No.35007863

>>35007832
One of the fallen maidens' father was cheated on, so he acknowledges it.

>> No.35007876

>>35007857
Kc not doing enough, there's already cracks in the system though few, all the incest in the setting, the loli shit, there are literal furry monsters, and bicorns. These are degenerate fetish monsters.

>> No.35007886

>>35007810
Do you fucking doubt it at this point?

>> No.35007891

>>35007832
Monsters always respect love, unless you mean a human woman's trying to steal a monsters husband.
It'd be pretty funny when he can't even be aroused by her.

>> No.35007899

>>35007801
Sounds absolutely based to me. Hope he never compromises and tells the scum to off itself.

>> No.35007943

>>35007876
I'm not the author and I think KC should have full control over his setting, and fuck anyone who thinks they're owed a voice in how he chooses to run his universe.

That said, if it were me and I wanted to keep the /d/emons away, I'd:

>Remove or rework Bicorns to remove the cuckshit implications
>Remove--they're funny as a meme but allowing homos to exist in the setting at all, even by proxy, is a bad idea. On the other hand, they make actual fags seethe, so it could go either way
>Add a pathway to having male children with MG's, because I want my wife and I to be able to have sons
>Maybe tone down the lolishit, or at least provide normal versions of the loli-only creatures (Atlach-Natcha comes to mind)

Anyway, I'm a fag for posting this, please bully at your discretion

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Dark elves don't fuck in reverse cowgirl because they never turn their backs on family

>> No.35007949

>>35007899
Fuck yeah, maybe add some lore to the story to fuck with NTR faggots like he did with Alps and actual fags

>> No.35007951

Monstergirls paying human women to get impregnated with boys and then implanting the embryo into their own wombs to gestate and grow.

>> No.35007959

>>35001470
I CAIN'T BREAVE

>> No.35007963

Monstergirls hiring liches so they they can participate in a ritual where their husbands can impregnate them with themselves so that they can get the authentic momster experience.

>> No.35007974

>>35007891
>What am I supposed to grab onto during the blowjob?
>Can’t you hug me any tighter?
>It doesn’t feel right without something wrapped around my leg.
>Your breath stinks compared to her’s
>It never takes this long for me to get it up with her
>What’s the point of an ass without a tail?

>> No.35007978

Why are you guys worrying about translations? Just learn Japanese and buy the Japanese version. If development continues at the speed it's currently going, you can start learning now and have the knowledge to understand all the lines by the time it's officially released.

>> No.35007984

>>35007951
New Monster Idea:

>Stork girl who goes around making sure human girls get married and pregnant with sons
>She then monsterizes the girl over the next few Months/years so she can have monster daughterus

Or if not a new Monstergirl, then give this talent to Cupid or something, seems like something Church of Eros would be involved in

>> No.35007985

>>35007947
Based dark elf. I will refuse to marry a woman until she can prove that she is as dedicated to family as I am.

>> No.35007990

>>35007985
>based
go back bucko

>> No.35007994

A human king entering a pact with an ancient evil to rule eternally by creating himself as an heir within her every generation, he he's his own father and grandfather and great grandfather.

The family tree is just a loop

>> No.35007997

>>35007495
>Barrel Lim
Now I want KC to write an Ikeaborn profile as an April Fool's joke.

>> No.35008000 [SPOILER] 
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35008000

>he doesn't want a monster daughteru who looks at him like this

>> No.35008002

>>35007801
He's just avoiding NTRfags so he doesn't have to deal with them in the first place, he's not attacking them, right?
Is it an attack on NTRfags that KC has locked his account so he can't talk to them?

>> No.35008005

>>35007990
The fact that you did not tell the NTR enablers to leave implies that you are okay with NTR and want people to continue to discuss it in this thread. You do not belong here "bucko".

>> No.35008010

>>35002391
I want to play Hide'n'Seek with my Tactial Espionage Meido

>> No.35008015

I want to have sweaty post-workout sex with my monster wife.

>> No.35008016

>>35008000
loli is shit
incest is shit
end of

>> No.35008020

>>35007984
>Infertile human woman loves her husband and wants children
>Comes across a Stork in their adventures
>She grants them a son, but over the course of the pregnancy, she becomes a monster of her choice, culminating in her fully changed as she gives birth to the boy
>The couple gets to work giving him a sister

>> No.35008031

>>35008000
KDF is a lucky man.

>> No.35008034

Time to have a harem of loli daughters

>> No.35008035

>>35007876
well yes anon
monster girls are indeed fetish monsters. what a shocking revelation

>> No.35008045
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>> No.35008047

>>35008045
What is this Yeti saying?

>> No.35008049

>>35008010
Just watch out for the tinkle of dropped coins, and especially if you find a cell phone playing “Ave Maria” as the ring tone

>> No.35008057

>>35008000
Yeah I'm not really into the idea of dicking the daughter. If she was really set on it, I would set up an impossible prerequisite to it like beating me in combat so she eventually gives up and has a normal relationship.

>> No.35008058

>>35008047
I think she’s saying “Which way is the train station?”

>> No.35008065

>>35008057
I'm going to be so proud when my daughter elbow drops me.

>> No.35008066
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35008066

Is it possible to milk a holstaurus dry? Also do I get a special prize for doing so?

>> No.35008067

>>35008045
Will the Yeti cuddle me if I ask nicely?

>> No.35008074

>>35005929
>Doctor Anon has to pound her overtime that night because of all the strain on poor Uni-chan

>> No.35008075

>>35008057
That's a dangerous game anon. She's your daughteru, there's no way she doesn't love you enough to complete whatever arbitrary challenge you set up for her.

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>>35008010

>> No.35008091

>>35008066
That looks nice

>> No.35008097

>>35008020
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Can't believe KC didn't already do something with the stork, except I guess cranes aren't very sexy animals. Might work better giving this power to Demons or Cupid's or something. Maybe Dark Priestess, she needs more development other than "takes you to pleasure dimension to rape you forever and ever"

>> No.35008102

>>35008057
>Daughter goes on journey around the world so she's strong enough to defeat her dad and get dicked by him

>> No.35008104

>>35008080
I am both sacred and aroused. Tactical Meidos are the best.

>> No.35008110

>>35008000
puppi cunni!

>> No.35008113

>>35008104
>I am both sacred and aroused.
Are you an angel?

>> No.35008127

>>35005281
I really like the idea of faeries being able to shrink you to her size, but you're 2/3 her height when you do. That way you have a cute tiny faery normally, but she can always turn you into her toy-sized boy-toy whenever she wants to have fun

>> No.35008128

>>35008097
>cranes aren't very sexy animals
You ever seen a Secretary Bird? They even have office lady appeal built in.

>> No.35008132

>>35008110
Man I fucking hate the cringe pedo speak that got popularised around lolifags. Is this a /tv/ thing?

>> No.35008135

>>35008113
>Haku has been dispatched to your location

Oh no lads, is she gonna assign me homework?

>> No.35008138

I will inquire to aquire an older monster girl

>> No.35008139

>>35008132
Anon you just got baited.

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35008145

>>35008110
Puppi cunni is for sticking your yubi yubis inside.

>> No.35008155

>>35008132
I thought "puppi cunni" started here.

>> No.35008160

>>35008135
Hakus have homework on them like nothing and are ready to assign to any man who makes grammar mistakes and the like in their presence

>> No.35008166

>>35008155
It did.

>> No.35008168

>>35008160
What if you keep getting it wrong on purpose just to get her attention?

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35008171

>>35008104
>I am both sacred and aroused.

>> No.35008176

>>35008168
The knoweldge will be fucked into you

>> No.35008181

>>35006996
>Drink the whole jar
>>35007171
I like the idea of a powerful evil hag turning into a doting housewife that always cook's your favorite dinner and wants your input on shower curtains and giggles with delight when you compliment how she looks in her evil robes.

Evil girls that lose to marriage are the best

>> No.35008182

>>35008155
>>35008166
the whole cunny thing is a tv meme though isn't it? cunni just further infantilises it.

>> No.35008185

>>35008132
No, that's cute and funny.

>> No.35008197

>>35008182
The word has been around since the 17th century anon, get over it.

>> No.35008202

>>35008160
But anons, she assigned me a bunch of math problems! There's this word problem about a cow and how many children she can have...can somebody help me out? She told me I'm not allowed to play Call of Druella™ until I finish...

>> No.35008207

Haku wurm that pops up to correct your speech then leaves homework for you to do and she always pops when you make those pesky grammar mistakes

>> No.35008208

>>35008197
That's a disingenuous thing to say.

>> No.35008218

>>35008202
Touch the cow, do it now

>> No.35008257

Post pawbeans

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>>35008257

>> No.35008262
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>>35008257

>> No.35008267

Hakutaku cheshire

>> No.35008273

>>35008218
Ok I went up and patted her on the head now she's knocked me down and is lying on top of me and kissing my face and mooing please help

*Sent with Sext-To-Speech Pro™, the free voice to text app!*

>> No.35008279

>>35008267
So...math jokes?

>> No.35008286

>>35008279
Instead of fat ass, its fat stacks of homework and ass

>> No.35008297

>>35008260
We need to go beeger

>> No.35008305

>>35008286
>Hakutaku cheshire teacher tells you to open math book
>immediately greeted with her ass

>> No.35008323

>>35008305
The problem in the text book is to calcuate the volume of her ass

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35008330

>You don't need to listen to that weird purple snake, honey. Come here.

>> No.35008346

>>35008323
>A 3-dimesional ass with formula _____ is rotated along the x-axis. Integrate the formula of this 4-dimensional shape.

Um, it's big? And round? And bubble-shaped?

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>>35008330
What about this one, can I listen to this one?

>> No.35008364

>>35008346
I would comment how her ass has gotten a bit bigger

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>>35008330
Sorry, I cant hear you, the purple snake has shoved my head into her cleavage

>> No.35008380

>>35008273
Impregnate her she’ll be too busy raising your kids and teaching them to bother you

>> No.35008429

I need monster girl ass

>> No.35008440
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>>35008330
I already have a wife. Please don't upset her.

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>>35008257

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35008616

>>35006297
>you see the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin, so they don't know what the jazz is all about
>you see jazz is like jello pudding pop, no actually it's more like kodak film, no actually jazz is like the new coke, it'll be around forever heh heh heh

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>> No.35008648
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35008648

>>35008632

And she's done nothing but get thicker and thicker. Syn was outta control.

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35008691

>>35008479
>>35008616
Need dog

>> No.35008739

>>35007801
We've already butchered one great man and everything he'd accomplished solely for his views deemed "rather extreme" and a "fanatical hatred". Let's not tread this path again.

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I sleep

>> No.35008775

>>35008739
Who?

>> No.35008827

>>35001179
>Anon's Party: Anon, Dullahan Knight x 50
>Lead Your Troops
>F1
>F3
>Anon's Casualties:
>Enemy Casualties: 32 P'Orc Raiders (wounded), 1 B'Orc Chieftain (wounded)
>Collect prisoners and loot
>Onwards to Reyvadin

>> No.35008999

>>35008739
What?

>> No.35009000

>>35008691
Do hotdogs give tongue baths?

>> No.35009073
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35009073

How do I humble a wild dragon into willingly being my maid?

>> No.35009132
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>>35008691
This is so perfect
I feel like, it's exactly what nature intended. Man's lips locked with a monster's lips. Soft, wet, and teeth sharp as razors, to contrast your dull teeth. It's what the architect envisioned, for humanity to get dominated by monsters, and relinquish all self-control to them, because they know how to treat us right. Like the dirty little cum tanks we are for them. You don't get to say no. It's just the normal, it's just the natural order. Giving up your rights and freedom to a monster, so that she can exercise complete control over you if the purest and most natural state of bliss man can achieve after all

>> No.35009162

>>35007295
Localization of what? Both main MGE books are already translated, both MGE semi-official games are translated and his official game is only like v0.01 and getting translated by himself

>> No.35009180

>>35009162
I could see it being related to either the game or the world guides. Maybe even the world guide sides.

>> No.35009211

Do you think all demon contracts from before new dl came to power are still in effect or did they get voided?

>> No.35009218

Imagine DL finally give birth to a son but they end up alping later on in life.

>> No.35009223

>>35009132
I need to hear horny_fox_sounds_in_heat.mp3

>> No.35009274

>>35009218
But boys born to monsters are automatically incubi, and incubi can't turn into alps.

>> No.35009276

>>35006071
>daughters go off to conquer the world
>before they can, you fold your arms and look at them sternly, shaking your head slowly
>"I'm very disappointed in you girls."
>world is saved yet again

>> No.35009380 [SPOILER] 
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35009380

The Japanese are foxpilled. They know that Kitsune are a danger to all.

Settle for a neko instead

>> No.35009630

>>34994415
I would get an infrared lamp and set it up in a room for her. She'll love it

>> No.35009654
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>>35009380
A nekomata is twice as dumb and twice as dangerous as a fox.

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Breed warships

>> No.35010029

>>35010019
Why are they so smug when preggo? Is it because they've completed their goal as nature intended and have likely secured a bountiful resource of cum?

>> No.35010052

>>35010019
>local fox even more smug after getting pregnant

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>>35010029
She's just happy that she's bringing more cute boats into the world

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Gonna assure my one-armed ochi bodyguard that she's more than worthy of bearing my heirs.

>> No.35010203

>>35009654
Oh no young energetic clean-shaved bros, how will we ever recover from this?

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BIG sharks

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ˢᵐᵒˡ anubis

>> No.35010348

>>35007295
That's a stupid thing to be pissed about. Just because a publisher puts out one thing it can't mean they don't put out vanilla too, he just doesn't understand how publishing works.

>> No.35010365

How do you bust a mischievous Cheshire pretending to be an innocent Nekomata?

>> No.35010393

>>35010365
When you go on a date, buy a pizza. If a chesh ass doesn't pop out when you open the box, youve got a genuine neko on your hands

>> No.35010394

>>35007295
Just post the original texts next time, I don't trust any of the "translations" done by machine you guys are quoting on, regardless of the engine used

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35010410

Can you describe your wife's back as "rippling?"

>> No.35010412

>>35007295
which company?

>> No.35010413

>>35010348
Considering he apparently went all the way to get a Cease & Desist order against a guy spamming him with guro porn of his waifu, which just gives more attention, instead of just blocking and ignoring him since that won't really do much against internet spammers, it doesn't really seem that uncharacteristic for him.

>> No.35010420

>>35007409
>ideally it just means 'translation'
doesn't also mean dubbing?

>> No.35010425

>>35007458
This. Can't you faggots find a link to some proof at least?

>> No.35010428

>>35007295
>NTR
the only fetish I hate more than this is diapershit

>> No.35010441

>>35007600
"Rokarizeshon" or something. But that's just from a quick peek on Google Translate.
Anyone here who actually knows got anything?

>> No.35010459

>>35010410
That also applies, albeit in a different way, to slimes.

>> No.35010485

>>35008182
I thought it started on /a/.

>> No.35010603

>>35007295
Poor KC. It seems like more and more degenerate assholes keep bothering him with their shit. I hope he's okay!

>> No.35010705

>>35008047
>Where are my glasses?
>I can't see without my glasses

>> No.35011278
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35011278

You think I can ask Lich-san to make me a vampire-werewolf hybrid wife?

>> No.35011347

>>35010339
>Hieroglyph printings on pantsu
Blessed

>> No.35011392

>>35011278
Making crazy hybrids is part and parcel of being a Lich.

>> No.35011541

>>35008279
The original Alice in Wonderland is a partial math allegory itself, so that’s more accurate than you think.

>> No.35011579

>>35011541
>The original Alice in Wonderland is a partial math allegory itself,
?

>> No.35011610

>>35011541
>>35011579
Do you mean "meth"?

>> No.35011622

>>35011278
I want to assist a degenerate Lich hybridize herself.

>> No.35011674

>>35011610
Imagine giving dormice meth, it might give them insomnia. Probably land you on the Trumparts’ most wanted list.

>> No.35011864

>>35011674
Poor little mouse.

>> No.35011936

>>35011579
>>35011610
No, I mean math. The author was very traditional about math and was against the pure theory and abstract approach his contemporary mathematicians were taking the field in. This article does a good job explaining some of it. https://www.maa.org/external_archive/devlin/devlin_03_10.html

On topic, imagine a Cheshire saying you needed to cum inside her 10 times in order to let you squish her paws 10 times. After two squishes, she demands that you start having sex with her. After all, she has two paws so she’s using the binary system. After an intense love making session, you finally finish inside her ten times, ready to squish her paws again. She points out, however, that you’re not done yet. You need to come five more times as 10 is sixteen in “sex-adecimal” as she calls it

>> No.35011937

>>35011674
What are other crimes that land you on that list? Insulting the wocks?

>> No.35011966

>>35011937
Pouring all the mad hatters’ tea down the drain

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