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I want to fuck the dog
i like coco
>>34946194but does she wanna fuck you
I love Fubuki!
I love my schizo!
i miss haachamahttps://virtual.spwn.jp/events/21052801-hololive-from-1st
Pekora is the turbo whore of hololive.
I will give up everything I own for the opportunity to impregnate Amane Kanata.
I love Lamy
>>34946216It's never wrong to show them who's boss every now and then
I really, really love my clown wife !!really wish I could've had a thread dedicated to her, though.Listen to her new cover !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5IVzLi-Rug
Miko Miko Miko!
What if they put drugs in our drinking water that makes us lust after Japanese hags?
>>34946241*drinks more water*
Freedom is everybody's business.
why are you like this?
>>34946191Shion thread yohttps://files.catbox.moe/i389su.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/sxiw7j.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/33wmhv.mp4
>>34946228If nipples become darker during pregnancy, what happens with Kanatan's chocoballs?Dark chocolate?
>>34946247OH NO! Those poor 2hu threads!ANYWAY.
>>34946237shit I forgot to unspoilerCOVER !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5IVzLi-Rug
Who hurt her?
Let's be honest, anyone under 30 should not be watching hololive.
>>34946247nobody made a thread for a couple minutes so they all got made at the same time
>>34946241They've been doing it for decades if that's the case
>>34946265suzy in the mario kart tournament
>>34946218that was a fun thread
>>34946203I don't think she's in the mental state to fuck anything right now
https://youtu.be/ofq90vgPnsU?t=2712Who's name does Tamaki suggest when Okayu's talking about how there's no scary senpai in hololive? It's hard to hear, but Okayu and Shiina both freak out for a second and say they'll talk about it later.
>>34946241Tell me more
>>34946247The usual autist took too long to make it
>>34946265(You) weren't loyal anon
towa had sex until she went crazy
>>34946241wait, they may not do that?
towa cute sex
>>34946241You're just imagining things
>>34946298cute, and quite good imitation
>>34946304tamaki is always fucking things up
>>34946304She said "Noel".I used to be a transcriptionist.
>>34946336Noel is a kouhai.
>>34946342Noel is Tamaki's senpai, though
>>34946304she said fubukis real name...
These threads are boring now, pitch me new ideas for dramas bros.
hoshi no kanata ALIVE
>>34946322true, but I got a new stack of pics and this one was the worst
>no streams for over 12 hoursI'm gonna end it all
>>34946335whats the kanji after ハバ?
>>34946352An arc where everyone talks about how much they like their oshi.
>>34946327>marine whore uglyRude
>>34946352Polka has diabetes
>>34946358This is all that remains of it.>Kanata messaged Suisei about it>Suisei said it's fine this way
>>34946350Is Flare the schizo of 3rd gen?
>>34946352Samefagging gets you a 3-day ban.
>>34946349I can't tell if you're joking or not, since I don't know the name, but the only comment I saw on nip boards that named anybody said it was FBK. It was 5ch though, so probably just a shitposter.
>>34946358Tsunomachi is dead. Aborted. Killed in the womb... Never had a chance...
>>34946347if they're not in the same agency why would the girls use these honorifics?
New narrative: Watame's house is haunted
Aqua cosplay JAV is already available/up on nyaa
>>34946347In what way?
>>34946394Haunted holo when?
>>34946394Lies, not even the ghosts want her as a friend
>>34946394got it, now next step, what type of presence haunts it?
>>34946408but we have Coco, haunted by bug menace
Hello, is this the anti thread?
>>34946298I want an entire asacoco stream of her just speaking like this.
>>34946378I think the only time I've seen this is on fanart of zion
>>34946414A ghost that wants to sleep at night, but Watame is keeping it awake
>>34946350look at her go!
>>34946383shes a bitch but of course i made it up
>>34946297Not even the fat cat?
>>34946416I want a ghost Holo
>>34946304かわそちゃんWhoever the fuck that is...
>>34946393age and length of profession are very important factors in east asian hierarchy culture, anon. are you even japanese?
>>34946419no you are looking for hololive global on /vt/
>>34946423so she is sheep posting a ghost? This narrative is writing itself
>>34946221Where did you get this picture of my wife?
>>34946453that´s a corpse
>>34946372that's so sussy
Rabbit is up.https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1398038456555556866
>>34946425Figures. Thank you for your... honesty?>>34946432I thought I heard a す at the end, but I'm honestly not sure. All of chat just says あの人 and それはだめだ！ So I can't tell if chat's just avoiding the name, or if they didn't actually hear and are just going off the girls' panic.
From 1st is in just under 11 hours, right?I want to make sure my alarm is set properly.
>>34946453that's a cool design, who is this?
>>34946350>https://streamable.com/44hy98I thought that fucking bear smiled until the end of get down
>>34946347No she isn't. Noel debuted in 2019, Tamaki debuted in 2017. Also Norio is older than Noel's roommate.
>>34946499Shut the fuck up already retard
>>34946456You have a beautiful wife.
SHION'S UNDERAGE CUNNY LICK NOW
Reminder that this could be fixed with competent management.If these cunts are too shy they should just get over it, they are generations for a reason, collabing once every 2 years is not good enough, not even close.
>>34946502Explain how Noel is Tamaki's senpai when:>they are in different agencies>Tamaki debuted before Noel by over 2 years.
Miko too powerful, should do more "green" screens
>>34946396Decade-peko JAV is the best and you can't convince me otherwise
>>34946530THEY ARE ACTORS PLAYING A FUCKING ROLE IF THEY ARE GOING TO BE SHY THEY ARE SHY UNTIL GRADUATION
>>34946550>FakefagI accept your concession.
>>34946530I literally don't believe a word Subaru says anymore
>>34946555A concession is not in play when you were wrong from the start.
>>34946396is it good? jav nowadays suck
https://youtu.be/kXbyYnVq_Q8why did this happen?
>>34946571Bolts from heaven strike down false idols.
omaruru is the official city of omaru polka
>>34946571it was herself in a rage lesbian episode
Since when SuiseTowa is a thing??
>>34946571Sui-chan burned it.
>>34946421I assume you would've seen it more often considering it's the kanji for graduation. I see 卒業 all of the time in other media
>>34946557You can't even get basic facts right retard. Answer my question how is Noel Tamaki's senpai when Tamaki debuted 2 years before her?
>>34946585they bond over their fondness for gigolos
>>34946350>There will be people who don't get this reference
>>34946265She hurt herself. Those Apex streams put so much pressure on her she ended getting her worst burnout in years
>>34946582didnt need to
How can I get a towife??
>>34946585both malesboth hornyboth homos
>>34946592Noel is not Tamaki's senpai you fucking retard
>>34946587>Suisei never stopped mentioning Kanata the entire time>finally realizes something is wrong>gets the idea to burn down her own face so they could make a new one together>panics and says not to worry about it when Kanata finally notices and contacts herWhy are do her plans always go askew?
>>34946241Abe's final act in power...
>>34946627You are the one who said she is >>34946347 Do you have dementia as well as mental retardation?
you are getting raped kid
>>34946657Don't threaten me with a good time
>>34946655That was you retarded samefag, watch the streams
>>34946615Be a hag.
GIVE ME MORE SHISHILAMY RIGHT NOW!Play those Indog horror games or something.
>>34946615Steal bibi and then coerce her into it
>tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel Aviv, I am ready!Mashallah brother Miko.
>>34946665Yeah you have dementia as well. You really shouldn't be on 4chan in your 70s gramps.
>>34946633Kanata immediately said she'll be making a new, bigger one. If that's not the perfect opportunity for them to come together again... Well, we'll just have to wait until Miko invites them both for the next GTAO collab without each knowing the other is there until the last minute.
>>34946681>I was only pretending to be retardedNice backtrack kid, learn how Japanese seniority works before talking out of your ass
>>34946682>>34946689Not my oshi, but Mio is pretty cute
Please tell me how to find a wolf hag to breed with
>>34946571got too close to god
>theres faggots who actually think all Holos absolutely mean everything they say to each other and to fansSometimes I wish I was still naive like that.
>>34946674The infidels will all burn, the kafirs will learn their place. Allahu Akbar, kabibi Miko
>>34946703go back phoneposting scum
>asuka is a fucking vtuber2021 is wildhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb1IfpmmoKaVkp9ES_gBQjg/featured
>>34946692How long are you allowed on the computer in the nursing home gramps?
>>34946674>>34946704I thought Watame was the radical Islam holo
>>34946571A bad omen
>>34946674>>34946704I wish i had the skills to make Mikochi with hands a freedom fighter meme. Her hand movements are a goldmine.
>>34946715Don't try to switch the conversation, answer me loud and clear: who between Noel and Tamaki who is the senpai?
>>34946710Now THIS is a real hag.
>>34946689I NEED clingy Mio
well ive been thinking a lot about towa lately
>>34946724Tamaki because they debuted 2 years before Noel.
>>34946710it's real, I thought that picture was shoppedhttps://youtu.be/6G0tGFOVN1A
>>34946710there goes any hope of chicken asuka outfit
i figure towa is a street walker
>>34946733Good job, you finally got it right. Now remember it everyday and thank me for teaching you this before you embarrass yourself in the real world, son.
>>34946710Don't look up who designed and modeled Blaster.
you guys are my only friends and i get more (you)s than superchat readingsthanks for being there
>>34946350Cute choco elf
>>34946760Your oshi asked
>>34946760No problem dude.
I'm going to ask, and then I'm going to care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxRQhOMobhwWhen will a holomem cover this song? If shion can get it out quickly, it can easily reach 5m views
>>34946773Damn pecour looks like she was very recently raped.
Devoured by hags!
>>34946350I always wondered how the singer feels about her song becoming such a worldwide meme
>>34946782In order for Hololive to survive their decline they need to switch their content to be family friendly and targeted at children:>No more violent games, even Minecraft should be in peaceful mode>No more adult topics, drinking streams or other streams that could be viewed as suggestive>Zatsudans should be focused on discussing kid's friendly anime, school advice, etc.>Utuwaku should be based around music from Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards and such>Holo no Grafiti is too adult, they should do Nursery Rhymes animations instead>Since kids don't know how to superchat, Holos should explain every stream how to use their moms credit card to donate some money to Hololive>Merch should be focused on toys and action figures>Since children mostly type nonsense in the chat, Holos wouldn't even have to interact with chat, thus making any spammers/zhangs irrelevant>With family friendly content antis will get bored and idolfags will be satisfied with actual seiso content>Miko will become the most popular as her motherhood allows her to connect with children better>Pekora will finally become a true hero of the childrenWith these steps, Hololive will be able to acquire the massive YouTube kids audience and see their growth and views skyrocket. They will earn less from superchats and more from Google Ads. It is truly the only way forward
>>34946773Which pair of ears does kemonomimi holos hear from
>>34946800Fucking sex enemy.
I have to confess i sort of like the nijisanji mermaid, more than most our ens
>>34946817your nun nun rep...(๑ 'ᆺ ')
>>34946831Why is one of the arms so much bigger than the other?
Can't believe fubuki did this...https://youtu.be/8bQVmRDQqrU?t=1172
>>34946613I watched all of this damn you anon
>>34946710>seiyuu leeching off of a characterthis pisses me off so much holy shit
https://youtu.be/C8hMeYrhDaowhich holo with this feel
Noel should shove her tongue down Flare's throat
>>34946874have some respect for your elders
>>34946814Human ears are primary since they live in a human world, animal ears only provide low and high frequency recognition that is only used for detecting danger as a separate sense to hearing
>>34946880Calm down, Flare
The one with the sharpest fangs wins.
>>34946350Hag meme, very cute
>>34946895i never thought i'd say this but... those are some sexy teeth
>>34946875towa i guess
>>34946895I would still dare putting my dick in that mouth. It's a gamble I'm willing to take.
Yeah, yeah, I know, >psychopath Suisei. But it really feels like it was yesterday...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJJEiG0QOBI
>>34946895That's what Killing Bites is.
>>34946895just imagine those fangs plunging deep into your loins before tearing a healthy hunk of your flesh away
>>34946432she said 怖そうじゃん after she said the name, but I can't hear the name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaxXz_mm2kThe end of dead hours.
Anon is a whore
>>34946895>>34946919SHUT THE FUCK UP I HAVE PTSD FROM THAT RETARDED PHRASE
>>34946930DON'T LET YOUR MOTHER SEE THIS MY MOTHER SAW IT AND NOW SHE NEEDS MORE MONEY TO SUPERCHAT HIM
>>34946710I said this long ago. Seyuu becoming vtubers with avatar of their most popular characters, roleplaying as them and all, could be a good business strategy.But I guess it works better with recent anime, as most kids nowadays doesnt even know old classic characters anymore.
towa is on record saying "grab her by the pussy"
>>34946930Wrong thread shart
>>34946930you promise he won't breed me?
>>34946930no one gives a shit faggot
>>34946944They have been doing it for years anon, it's not new for Seiyuu to promote their anime by doing in character promotional material and media appearancesHell, Super sonico is the proto vtuber
>>34946895I want to punch that mouth till the teeth comes flying out.
Love your hags!
>>34946966I wish I could draw this well.
>>34946944Madoka is supposedly jumping in on the trend too.
how are the homos received on vt? are they being viciously mocked and driven off that board yet?
>>34946463One of the members will have to share any information that comes out after the watchalong later. She's very, very private
i want to superchat coco...
>>34946945She knows what will happen to her if she crosses that door right?
>>34946685>Collab without each knowing the otherFucking bullshit.They definitely know.Did you forget about that Luna's leaked discord before SuiLamyLunaMiko collab?Turns out that they have their own group and use it for discussing about the collab with members who get invited in the collab
Which Holo has the most peaceful sleep?And no it isnt Coco cuz even with a expensive bed I know she sleeps with one eye open due to the chink threat.
>>34946981I want to hug Coco...
>>34946991she's so soft...
Even white onion has better hand tracking than Coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF7AXIWLkQo
>>34946979what's vt? did v and tv combine together into a new board?
>>34946988Choco-sensei sleeps for 16 hours sometimes it has to be her
any girls here?
>>34947009No, but I can call my mom if you want.
>>34947009risu is probably lurking right now
>>34946982>>34947017Stop shilling your fucking video here
>>34946987Exactly, that's the kind of miracle that would need to happen for them to play together again.
if youre a girl reading this please, please spare a crumb of pussy
>>34947034How about a fragment of a functioning brain?
I love Ayame!
>>34947034Pathetic. What would your oshi think?
>>34946995she's using the gloves, cover can't afford to buy a pair of gloves for all holos, so they use image processing.
You have to smell the robutt
>>34946995cover is notorious for putting bare minimum for their talents and spending all their money on their BIG gacha game that will flop so hard it'll end hololive
>>34947009yes and I am going to be your girlfriend
>>34946979if you want an actual answer, half the board is dominated by holo threads, so the homos have their own thread but are relatively welcome in global. astel especiallyt. /vt/ tourist. i'm curious what this place looks like after more than half a year
>>34947054I can't, I had an accident when I was younger and lost most of my sense of smell.
>>34947045My oshi would also beg for the tiniest whiff of that coochie alongside me
What is something that makes you happy, /hlg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdOzGOkaK8MWell, Pekorandombrain is oficially the most underrated Hololive song due to this ugly thumbnail
>>34947054Smells like a fresh laptop
>>34947054Smells like engine oil and failure. Just like my father.
>>34947075I make myself happy
>>34947076Is it underrated? It seems to be doing better than Smile & Go
towa has a certain smell after working a night on the docks
>>34947075Ina hit 1 million earlier and the chicken is now rightfully last place and is the only one under 1 million subs
>>34947090Mr Koro, big booba picture onegai
>>34947017Sankisei is so fucking good
>>34947054Good thing about robots is that the worst smell from the ass would be oil.
I'll fucking break your neck seanig come here i swear it will snap so good
>>34947111Well since you already posted one, a second picture wouldn't hurt? hehe
towa looks for sailors who are looking for relief... towa works on the docks...
>>34947076wasn't that shit on her channel with MV and stuff? am i going senile here?
Just learned my 63rd word in Japanese. I think it's time to start live translating and making translated clips.
Oh, shit... The youtube algorithm has chosen me... I have now learned about DATA EXPUNGED. Anyone else had the same luck?
>>34947129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KTwDH_KQ_g The short version is on her channel and has a MV.
>>34946710seiyuus becoming vtubers is nothing newhttps://youtu.be/PiNXkJ39cWI
>>34947075To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me and hear the lamentation of their women.
>>34947075eating fast food and drinking energy drinks while playing jrpgs and listening to korone/marine/miko/peko/luna/shion.
Yonkisei? More like Yankeysei, the whole gen revolves around Coco.
>>34947139Wrong hag! I am gonna go boot up minecraft and cry
I love my two wives https://files.catbox.moe/lwkvfy.mp4
Is it true that Tokiyamo Towa is a 73 year old man?
>>34947160Stop, I don't like seeing my oshi being cummed on.
>>34947170My bad. I just couldn't hold it in.
You have 5 seconds to explain what you're doing here during dead hours.
>>34947170Subaru is now officially made for breeding
>>34947160I would give Subaru triple that load
>>34947183I'm reading this thread
you have 50 seconds to bring towa to the table
Marine still not able to top thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNN9qgYG0Jc
>>34947017nice one, please share more videos like this
>>34947183I'm pulling on my wee wee like a pack of fucking fruits.
>>34947205Sora is not for lewding
>>34947204Why are the comments always full of faggots
>even Ina is at 1M nowWhat is YOUR oshi excuse?
>>34947215Then why is she so sexy?
>>34947111This man cannot be mr koro, because I am.>>34947102How big we talking?
>>34947216>looking at commentsrumao rumao
>>34946783>He could have easily linked the original by Ado>He links some irrelevant Nijiwhore insteadFuck off Nijinigger
>>34947060this place still has schizos, retards, and vpol9k vermins shitting it up way before EN was a thing and i see you guys have all that plus more retards as well
towa rolls her own
>>34947220she's not in hololive
towa counts as both a battle and passive raid elixir
>>34947220I wonder how weird Ina feels about this considering she watched Hololive debut.
post 3D cute NOW
Which holo have the nastiest farts?
>>34946783hopefully never, it's shit
>>34947237 regarding schizos and stuff, we have doxx monkeys. so far there's been 2 instances - 1 we refer to as orcschizo because she(yes, turned out it was a woman) was screeching at the board to share doxx and calling anons orcmen. she was mentally broken by some anons about a month ago and she apologized. the second is eggboy, a fucking kraut, that runs a discord doxx channel and recently was doxxed himself. turns out the dude is actually transitioning and his head looks like a fucking egg. both these "people" were attacking kiara. sorry for the blog, but seeing how it's dead hours i'm not interrupting anything
So, why did the open with Gen 1, objectively the lest popular Gen?
>>34947290It's the one that needs it the most
>>34947290cause Fubuki is there
>>34947287Go back retard, literally no one cares
>inactive roommate purging tweets and follows
they ran experiments on towaTowas Dark Black History
>>34947302i'm multi-thread drifting though, so i am already back there
>>34947287are you gay bro? are you fucking gay? huh? you gay?
>>34947303You know what that means
>>34947311why, you interested?
>>34946979Why would they? They’re not underage bored tribalfags like you
>>34947317Trying too hard
I never really checked but what do zhangs even tell coco when theyre spamming her?
>>34947307Those notes were never seen again
no more attention until you post pictures of your spread asshole
Matsuri thumbnail todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY
Why is it that almost no vtuber manages to keep my attention for more than 1 year and that I go throuth new vtubers so quickly?I loved Miko and then Watame so much, but the only vtubers I still managed to keep liking and watching are Sora and AZKi.There was even a time when I was watching Haato until she came back from Australia...Am I the only one with this problem?Is this the new thing sickness?Are vtubers only entertainment products that are fun when they are brand new?Or are most of the vtubers from Hololive too psychologically damaged to watch for a longer period of time?
>>34947323probably love poems
>>34947317>Harasses chubas and tries to cancel collabs
>new ip>retarded post
>>34947342>these green turds arent as bad as these brown turds
>>34947329Doesn't sound like Fubuki
I want to marry Coco and have her sing me to sleep every night!
homos love scat play
Shigure Ui is a virgin and she's waiting for me.
>>34947323stuff like "shame on you" and "your mother should die" but in chinese
It pains me to watch Watame still be so emotional over her past after 1 year and seeing that nothing changed when it would be so easy to change her future and maker her happier.How can people continue to watch her as if everything is alright and ignore her suffering while pretending to like her?
>>34946783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH82QcPIAkkShion singing karaoke is more SOUL than most of her covers. >that fuwa fuwai die now
>>34946475>I thought I heard a す at the end>scary senpai
WATAME'S FAT BLOATED MILKERS
Anybody have the pic with coco's head and coco kaine's body? Been looking for it for ages.
>went to the archive of usaken maicra collab for Towa's perspective>she said at the start of SC reading that Moona's nihongo improved a lot even if it didn't show well on stream>also said she liked the atmosphere they had with Botan
>>34947227it's your corrupted mind that creates those thoughtshe is pure
Do we have a literal bot posting random shit itt? Why would someone make a bot for here of all places
>>34947394she should open a fanbox
>>34947409Everyone likes to collab with Botan.
>>34947413I accept your ok.
are we being raided
i wanna hook towa up to all sorts of machines that will give her electric shocks and burn her bad
HITOMI CHRIS STREAMING IN 5
>>34947429she did, it's _______________
Hololive has triggered my inner saviourfag. I can't stop thinking about the hags and the menhera.How do I get rid of this feeling?
>>34947437Are these posts a bot or is someone manually typing all these?
>>34947409Yeah, Moona tends to have performance anxiety.Moona and Towa have clearly been having some banter in the background.And everyone loves collabing with Botan, she's just so freaking good at it.
>>34947409collab queen la lion
*starts shitting up your thread for no reason*
Name a generation original song better than Blue Clapper? What's that? Your favorite gen doesn't have an orisong?? MUST BE TOUGH
Towas Black History VOL 1Survival Pirely By Leaking
>>34947444Why would you want to get rid of it? This is the best place to channel it.
>>34947444You stop by not copypasting shit from /vt/
>there are people in this thread right now whose only exposure to japanese media has been hololiveAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's making my head hurt just thinking about this
>>34947444Give Korone more money for her mom's surgeries so she won't completely lose it
Ramy was really smart when she snatched Botan from the start.
>>34947483That's not true they've played dubbed japanese games too
Someone please gorilla stream anyone
>>34947469>Lowest earning Gen>Lowest average viewership Gen>No one in the 1M subs club
>>34947489Not like she'd get anything done with Polka.
Wake me up when
>>/vt/4280338they’re about to get reverse raped
>>34946944My wife when.
Go rewatch Subaru playing FFVI. Now.
The first stream I watched was Coco and Haachama playing Portal 2.
>>34947483there were people in this thread who didn't know about takoyaki or maid cafes. Like even if they are tourists from /v/, I'm astounded that they aren't even the weeb types. Guess it goes to show incredible hololive is at attracting an audience
WHYWHY DID I YOUTUBE "hololive fart"
The first streams clips I watched were Aqua minecraft
Which holo has the softest hands?
>>34947532More like anything with a bit of english pandering brings in the tourists
The first stream I watched was Flare playing undertale
>>34947508okay but I can't promise she'll be gentlehttps://streamable.com/ad73o5
>>34947520i can get behind this
>>34947491anon that's disgusting, i feel like i'm gonna vomit
The first stream I watched was Watame's 900k stream.
>>34947075nothing makes me happy anymore
The first stream i watched was Korone's graduation
>>34947548She plays that mongolian string instrument, her fingertips must be hard.
A short list of things Cover has ruined:-Coco-Towa-And now, Subaru
>>34947329I hate myself for popping a boner to this shit
>>34947538Lamy takes her skin treatment pretty seriously
>>34947578Come here anon!
>>34947576She plays it every once in a while she doesnt practice for hours every day
*turn on towas stream**sounds of towa crushing up pills**snorting sounds**turn off towas stream*towa is doing well
Wat the flying fuck?!??!/!No streams for hours jesus
>>34947500>Lowest earning Gengen 1>Lowest average viewership Gengen 4>No one in the 1M subs clubyeah, because they're new, faggot.also, kys.
>>34947489While she unarguably got a lot out of it, I don't think she knew what she subscribed for at the beginning, she probably thought she'd just be the trophy wife being cute and doing her own thing, not proving her worth in a bloody gauntlet as she's taught rules of nature.
Holy shit Porka actually showing her fat legs on the latest Porkaden AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>34947469Nobody gives a fuck about gokishit
name this trio
>>34947635lemme fuck those hips
>>34947604Towa will do a guerrilla stream.
Where are the streams? Where are the fucking morning streams? Polka? Nene? Lamy? Noel? Umm hello? Where the fuck are you, Mio? Matsuri? Kanatan? I know you're fucking awake, Sora. Aren't you going to stream about your breakfast, Roboco? Choco? Towa? Fucking stream
>>34947635sora, suisei and a dead vtuber.
>>34947652Concert today anon, it's going to be a slow day
>>34947660NO PLEASE NOOOOOOO
Poke Towa in her dumb eyes
>>34946304I want the middle girl to deepthroat my dick.
>>34947647stop asian hate
I don't like the idol aspect of Hololive
>>34947652>chocoliterally forgot she even existed
Where are the streams? Where are the fucking morning streams? Towa? Towa? Towa? Towa? Umm hello? Where the fuck are you, Towa? Towa? Towa? I know you're fucking awake, Towa. Aren't you going to stream about your breakfast, Towa? Towa? Towa? Fucking stream.
>>34947605>they're new>EN is the second highest earning gen>EN has the second highest average viewership>EN has the highest average subsNice excuse lmao
>>34947677Stop being a massfag seanigger then.
>>34947680nijisanji welcomes you
>>34947652Take your meds retard and maybe if actually watch streams and you'd know why they're are barely any streams the concert is literally today
When I look at Subaru's new outfit I get the urge to wear a sweater and cute dress too
Only Towa can save this thread
>>34947652One of the NijiEN is streaming
>>34947647The song is trash too
Your oshi is cringe
>>34947697I'm going to pull those off without mercy
>>34947578what does coco do other than have big breasts?
>>34947680I was going to say go watch Niji, but even they are doing idol gigs now. So you're fucking watch Vshojo I guess
>>34947692angela anaconda rip off
>>34947714it would be extremely painful
>>34947690Learn English, monkey.
>>34947704pls come back... my king...
>>34947704the sex we lost...
Did you enjoy the stream?
What does Kanata smell like?
>>34947712>2019What exactly you're trying to achieve here?
>>34947712Roa... Please come back...
>>34947680This is an idol agency.
>>34947722She's a big girl
>>34947712The Holo who caused the holocaust is the only one whose videos weren't privated...ironic...
>>34947712only 2 nijis survived the massacre
>>34947690The concert is only Gen1.
>>34947728preggo holo avatars where
>>34947736A lesbian idol agency
>>34947635Yagoos dream lol
>>34947680go watch nijis talking about condoms, love hotels and other whore stuff then
>>34947733grass and sweat
>>34947736I guess the whole purpose of the "idol" label is to make the girls seem like they're higher beings but it's really clashing with the parasocial aspect
>ctrl f nene>already 500 posts in and only 2 matchesSad seal...
>>34947726DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>34947715I don't know anon, what does Flare do besides being a dark elf? what does Watame do besides being a smelly sheep?Learn japanese, watch streams and find out!
sora's responses are so awkward. subaru carrying this shit hard
i’m not going to pretend a loose woman is an idolyou all know which holos i’m talking about
>>34947780Are we merging timelines again?What is this anon talking about?
You all wouldn't learn Japanese if it saved your life.
>>34947774that's the point?
>>34947726>good trap>lost foreverFuck, of all the Homos to leave why it had to be that one
>>34947787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUNyqqGaNvAThis collab i assume
>>34947791Holos would easily beat Nijis even if you only counted superchats in yen.
>>34947793Did you even watch him?
>>34947733Cum when I am done with her.
For me, it's NENECHI!!!!
If you're going to samefag at least don't be a lowercasenig in both posts you retarded seanig
>>34947797Most of those are EOPs paying through a VPN
did you buy tickets though?
if niji is so popular why dont they have their own thread
cinderella switch tomorrowwww
Now that Subaru died, who's next?
How do we save Nijisanji?
Rushia keep being exceptionally charming and cute!Playing with Rushia!
>>34947775>dark elf... tan. tan elf. elf. elf with a tan.
>>34947819Shouldn't you be getting ready for coconut picking? why are you wasting your valuable time here?
>>34947830import asylum seekers
>>34947815I accept your concession.
>>34947814just 5 more days anon..june is right around the corner...
>>34947773the cope era
Smells like Pepsi rice and buko juice in here.
>>34947859I'm more of a pagpag guy myself
>>34947851SUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE monkey people very very fun
Whats the average height of a japanese woman
>>34947635The don't really like streaming trio
I don't care what you idiots think Subaru and Ui having matching outfits is cute af
Lots of people are saying that Momosuzu Nene is the next big thing!
>>34947881It's literally 1 schizo, everyone loves Ui
>>34947869Going by the JAVs I've seen, like 154cm.
>>34947881It's just an excuse for Ui's uninspired hackness.
>>34947869about this high
So what ever happened to Hoshimiya Gumi? Will she join Gen 6?
I want Okayu to suffer
>>34947635SEX SEX SEX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>34947879Sora unironically streamed more than Aqua this year.
Why do black people love Hololive so much?
towa couldnt help but to fall madly in love with meeverywhere i go towas fall madly in love with me
>>34947898This month only maybe.
I want to cum in Flare while Patra watches
>>34947898Not a very high bar to pass
Reminder that kino streams kept happening when aqua is gone. That bitch should stay gone.
>>34947876Havent missed a day in a long time now korone
>>34947859don't forget the balut
>>34947907Tits too big
When will YAGOO put Porka down?
>>34947907this but i cum inside miko while she watches instead
>>34947876Fuck kanji.Fuck nipsFuck hags.
>>34947917whats it like to live with 0 testosterone?
>>34947901Fertile women attract black men.
>>34947925>Fuck hagsGOD I wish
>>34947946Shisiro Botan 5 years old...
>>34947938interesting file name
Remember when Lamy streams every weekday morning?
i fapped to a rushia rage clip
>>34947925why do anons keep calling them hags? they are all much younger than me
>>34947953She still does, just not today because her Cinderella Switch with Botan is tomorrow.
This thread smells like Pekora's feet after dance practice.
>>34947962botan is much younger than you? tell me the secret to a longer life ojiisan
>>34947962While you're at Shion's house could you please ask her to stream, ojisan?
>>34947773Funny how Kuzuha was the only Niji male beating their girls but now Niji is completely dominated by dudes.I guess Hololive becoming popular indirectly affected the Niji girls. Because people would rather superchat the Holos instead.
>>34947966These threads were never good though.
>>34947953Nine months later and she still does.
>>34947962Shouldn't you be focused on raising a family, ojiisan?
>>34947970wake up early and go for a morning jog
>>34947780Sora mostly created awkward moments because she doesn't know what the hell has been going on the rest of the server. And she's not reactive enough to match Subaru's dramatic lead. Still she's gotta start somewhere and lately she's been getting into the loop more.
>>34947982I would never betray my oshi, anon-kun
>>34947972It also shows in how they had to crank up on the raunchiness in streams. The Vshojo gambit.
>>34947652Polka is busy writing menhera posts for fucking up yesterday
Following Fubuki's tweets was the biggest mistake I've ever made. She never shuts the fuck up. I thought Watame's retweet spam was bad.
>>34947987>ayame is powerful enough to take on both fubuki and mioshais ayame strong or are they weak?
>>34948001Then uhh..unfollow? Retarded attention seeking baby
there will never be a better collab than hololibe babies
>>34948001She hires someone else to make them
twitter is a complete waste of time in general
>>34948015Literally every website not teaching you something is like that retard, do you think this place isn't a complete waste of time?
It's me, Suisei.
>>34948015The severe lack of self awareness from this post is making my brain hurt
BLACK HOLO WHEN
>>34947712It's crazy how much momentum haneru had back then
i swear more then half this thread is kfpcucks in denial
Is BoTowa technically futa on male?
>>34946277Time to dig up who makes water filters and purifiers around the world and how much they correlate
Why come is it that oshis is the way that they are?
>>34948039I don't know.
towa needs to tell me everything she has to tell me it has to be done
>>34948006she's powered by semen
>>34948035It's hotter, it's futa on futa.
I want a holo to set me free.
>>34946530So what do you expect the manager to do? Force a collab between shy/inkya individuals? Do you enjoy seeing 66mins collabs?
>>34947618You really have no reason to be this retarded considering there are English subtitles.
>>34947885She already is you silly!
Just shut the fuck up already
i need to know whats on towas stove towa has to tell me whats in her cabinets what is towa hiding in her drawers
Seductively licking Towa's tummy until she's red in the face and embarrassed in the middle of the conbini she's trying to buy smokes at
Sora mecha soon... Assuming she can still find the fan made blueprints on Twitter last year
>>34947287>ctrl+f>whore mentionedNot anymore
>>34948056First time I see this picture and not only its bottom 10% cropped.
don't drink the water it's poison. towa put poison in your water
>>34948029anon what the FUCK are you talking about? Flare is not black...
what did towa put in the water towa has to tell us what towa put in the water
>>34948056>jean shorts>no pantsutowa's delicious chafed clitoris...
>>34948073but i dont live in the philippines...
>>34948076Deedlit is so cute...
>>34948079She washed her banana there...
>>34948089No one cares.
towas calloused clitty
>>34948089next 999 stream when
>>34948001damn really? Might have to follow her. The only one I follow is Korone and she just tweets when she's streaming or maybe a daily update. Get it together, grandma.
shigure ui is a lgbt icon
im indifferent to holo ID
Reine's stream has started, bros!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzM-K7agIpo&t=1s
I NEED TO HEAR THE VOICE OF A JAPANESE WOMAN NOW!!!
>>34948101wrong board lgbtshart
His first tactic didn't work, so now he's switched to spamming seamonkeys.
>>34948111we love gay people here
>>34948120anon is a whore
>>34948069Thank you wrestler-san.
Where are the Japanese ladies?
>>34948097I love my girlfriend...
>Matsuri is a thread OPWow she's a faggot
>>34948108Could also put in a random bird squawking to mimic her god awful laugh
>>34948108Wow I didn't expect the entire ID branch to show up!
>>34948097Can we trade Mel for her Mama?
>>34948145only if I get to cum in both
>>34948145No she's an EN trade since she speaks like 10% nihongo in her streams
>>34948145No. Catholics aren't allowed in Hololive.
>>34948145her mama is becoming mel
>>34947885Nene is the real main character of Hololive!
>>34948108LMAO WHY DID MOONA SAY THAT
>>34948150Who do we trade then? The chicken?
>>34948160>inb4 ayamy still ends up being a better ASMR slut than her daughterI just feel bad for meru at this point...
>>34948160>Joining her discord
>>34948160Ayamy ASMR is very dangerous.
>>34948161My wife NENE is so powerful!
>>34946760This is why those threads are shit, it's just a discord server
>>34948177i want to punch this kusogaki in the back of the head making her pass out and then nervously violate her body
i once joined a vtubers discord and talked with herthen i dropped her because she talked to me, a male, which made her a whore
im in a good mood
>He never played on Botan's BF4 server
Now that they killed Subaru I have no longer a reason to keep defending Gen2, worst gen of all time.
>>34948191now im in a bad moodthese sluts definitely shouldnt be talking to men
>>34948089I have grown to like the laugh
>>34948195bf4 with us:japan ping is WACKyou can basically fucking destroy everyone because its hitscan
>>34948195You'd get sniped within a minute. There are some legit good players there.
>>34948185>replying to old postswho does this besides discordians?
>>34948219>japs>good at anything that isnt fighting gamesroru roru rumnao
>>34948200This brat is far too cute...
which holos actually care about "hololive"
>>34948191Is it Temanko?
>>34948223People who jump in mid thread because they're banned from /vt/ for talking about Hoshikawa's sex life
>ywn get a footjob from korone
>>34948233why does RBC suck at every game she plays...
>>34948246She's trying her best...https://files.catbox.moe/8nqtld.webm
>>34948241thats some sturdy ass bread.
>>34948250>dies a second timeroboco...
Just woke up. Is hoshi no kanata alive now?
>>34948253blue eyed Sora is a FAKE!
I just want a Nene and Konbu collab...https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1383064627731341315
>>34948261Blue eyes sora is the real sora.
>>34948259yeah she's in my room right now
>>34948170How else am I supposed to know what she's having for lunch?
towa.........(pregnant pause) knew.
>>34948250i dont play MC, what am i looking at?
https://youtu.be/ctmVlq2CxGgWhat happened to them? They started as what NoeFure became. They were star-crossed. I don't understand, what went wrong? Why do Rushia and Pekora kill their ships so often...it hurts....
Miko is the cutest!
>>34948272>implying we don't have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3028oDEKZo4 as the thread theme for almost a year at this point
>>34948280>Why do Rushia and Pekora kill their ships so oftenBecause it's gay.
>>34948282>attain limbs>strait to molestingmiko privilage
>>34948250Wtf thats old
When the fuck are they gonna do another taikai
>>34948115Ui's sour breast milk...
bros where can I watch from 1st?
>>34948191You did the right thing
>>34948300check the archive
>>34948279Roboco accidentally killing herself while trying to get into the secret lava room
>>34948240Why doesn’t vt ban sitewide... we literally get all the scum misfits that don’t even fit on vt
MIGO PLEASE HOST ANOTHER SUGOROKU
>>34948303AAAAAAAAAAMEL KAPU KAPU MY DICK ONEGAI
>>34948280My guess would be the novelty wore off? You never know the staying power of a ship at first, not everyone just hits it off right away and then act like they've been married for 30 years, and even then they still have things to overcome for the relationship to keep going.
>>34948160>Literally spoke to her actual IRL boyfriend(no, not (You)) on stream>GFEslut panderingThe least this cheap whore could do is provide her audience SOME capacity to suspend disbelief like other GFEsluts. Instead of actual quality GFE thottery though we just get low-tier cucks cooming at the prospect of watching a woman have sex with a man who isn't them as opposed to trying to ignore it like actual people.
How do we save Mel?Her Mama is gonna even steal R*ka's fans at this point...
>>34948280Rushia and Pekora are both very heterosexual and obsessed with their listeners. It's streaming to thousands of men that gets them off.
Hello, I'd like to trade this crying rabbit for some cute Shion clips.https://streamable.com/zz7kot
>>34948313I fit thereThe only issue is me being a purityfag
>>34948283I think it should be Starless by this point.
Imagine the thread getting actual meidos and the standards for the posts going up so much you don't make the cut...
>>34948324>>Literally spoke to her actual IRL boyfriend(no, not (You)) on streamDont lie
>>34948329I know exactly what you need to do, mel:let me be your manager
>>34948329She needs to do more dance videos.
Matsuri is real
>>34948184SE, give Hagure and Cover permission to just make her next outfit the DQV hero outfit.
>>34948303We don't need you anymore.
>>34948329Do english teaching streams with her sister Hana and do another stream with Ame again
>>34948292Rushia LARPs with Norio all the time though.
>>34948292And? You wanna tell me that Rushia and Pekora kill ships because they don't like "gay"?
>>34948280Just how homos are supposedly born gay, pekora and rushia were born straight
>>34948369Migo truly is a slut
>>34948324>Literally spoke to her actual IRL boyfriend(no, not (You)) on streamunless she's trying to cover it up like nishizawa I literally don't give a shit
>>34948382well she does have a child and doesnt even know who the father is...
>>34946191https://files.catbox.moe/nogqsq.mp4she's laughing at us again...
>>34948389Fuck off birdkun
sometimes i get so pissed off thinking about towa i go cross eyed i forget to breathe
>>34948392That was a great laugh thanks anonnies
>>34948389This is the truth
towa set me up
>>34948372Well, yeah. If you aren't the slightest bit gay, it's tiresome to play pretend about it. But the true reason is probably simply that they like doing solo stuff the most.
>>34948386Nishizawa is single though
>>34947337Easy, you're a slut
What is this about? Are they going to eat out Watame on live stream?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-M1oGLNBuE
>>34948371Tamaki is a boy
>>34948412Miko is a virgin.
>>34948421hot as fuck
someone woke up
>>34948377I want to bully Mel
there is a towa hiding in your walls right now and she knows everything you are doing right now
>>34948433who has the clip of migo calling 35p dirty virgins?
>>34948438Dont care who this is but top qt
>>34948438who the fuck is that supposed to be? rushia?
>>34948437whatever you say anon. whatever makes you sleep at night... ;;
I hope Aqua is feeling good and smiling right at this moment...
>>34948440will taiga ever recover from this?
>>34948453I'm immune to this, i'll even throw in Mio is a virgin
if these walls could towa i wouldnt tell them anything
>>34948468She was supposed to be ugly why are anons so mean
>>34948447Only virgins use virgin as an insult.
>>34948468that's not canan, canan is thick
>>34948461https://files.catbox.moe/2wcari.mp4miss u onyan...
>>34948438Any image without filter?
Ayame is the cutest btw
>>34948486>Aqua actually doing maid thingsthis is ooc and NOT canon
>>34948469Not for long
>>34948483she lost weight recently anon. im sorry you had to know like this...
I want Botan to do something to match this feel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN4572vCh2kNew cool story arcs doko...
This ussewa is not goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYvQcVG_dVg
what would you do if you met towa?
am i a hololive oldfag if I fapped to roboco before she was a vtuber
>>34948496I agree 90%
>>34948496Momosuzu Nene is number one!
This is where your sc money goes
>>34948483>thick>when she has inverted butt
im just relaxing, thinking about towa
>>34948524Thank you Yagoo
>>34948513why did they give the tomboy model to a girl who is not tomboy at all
>>34948358Pekora is NOT Dragon Quest
>>34948528anon is philippino, he doesnt know what "thick" means please take it easy on him
If you told your oshi how you spent you day today, would she be proud or disappointed?
Friendly reminder that Ui Shigure is a hack, and Subaru is ugly and generic now.
>>34948524Pekora raped Okayu...
>>34948530Incest is NOT ok
>>34948524now put them all in swimsuits and I'll be satisfied
>>34948545Korone should get one too.
>>34948548She would call me えらい because i worked
>>34948524no friend NOOOOOOO
>>34948553It's not ok, it's great!
>>34948567no thanks (politely)
I miss the dog
>>34948524why cut the part where she gets sucked into the bag?
>>34948548she would https://files.catbox.moe/a6e4aj.mp4 like always
>6000 symbols into writing a "porn" pasta>no pornI fucking hate it.
Remember that scary moment when Miko was asked where she sees herself in 10 years, and she froze up?
>>34948592I want to *chu* this
>>34948595She was thinking about how her kid would be in 10 years
>>34948580She's a shell of her former self and it will take months if not years to get back into form
>>34948524>korones legtoo soon bro
i wanna see how big thick and freaky polka can get i wanna see polka cut up and peeled to the bone with tom plats wheels and striated dorian biceps a coleman back
Imagine sneaking up on Roboco from behind and poking her butt so that she screams, "Iyaaaaa! Piiiiii!!!"
>>34948580This shit always happen to Korone even since her NND days. She's bored of streaming, then nuked her account, take break for months then make a new account and resume her activities again.
Rangeban SEAJust fucking do it
roboco is the holo i want to fuck the most and watch the least
oh no, random japanese women
post the one where towa looks like your dyke aunt
>>34948661why do you never post the version with pubes
>Same imagesHe's also ban evaiding uh
>>34948661I prefer the pubic version
It's all so tiresome...
>>34948673ABE LET ME INNNNNNNNNN
>>34948668Pubes are disgusting
>>34948668>>34948680Fuck off with your shit tastes.
bros... I want to breed yagoo...
I want to make Shishiron a father...
>>34948705I really like how you can see some of the hair surrounding her anus
>>34948679God...she's really cute...
>>34948524Don't you get tired of making the exact same posts multiple times a day?
>>34948701>tfw headphones reversed>can still tell the differencewhen will /vt/ards drop this meme?
>>34948661Wrong color, try again.
https://twitter.com/tenjinnyumin/status/1395306790959542272https://twitter.com/tenjinnyumin/status/1397900411516776453>16 years old>boyfriendAre all jap women whores?
>>34948701my rrat is that they hired haato to record that song and her intro for a bit of publicity but they're otherwise different people
post lamy hole please... I want to go in...
>>34948705imagine the smell
>>34946809If Cover invests in a way to slice semen together, and then theirboshi has all of her dedicates gachi send her their cum, Cover could technically impregnate her with all of their kids, meaning that all of her gachi would be on the line for child support for 18 years minimum.I genuinely think this is the best move going forward. Thousands of salarymen supporting their baby momma.
Pubefags are the most obnoxious.
which holo has the tastiest pubes?
>>34948735yes now stop calling them the obvious and enjoy
>>34948705i am disgusted yet very erect
>>34948748Mio's. she's confident enough to ping everyone about it.>>34948746this is a pube thread
>>34948735That slut is from hong kong apparently.
aquacrew, are we still alive? are u guys still holding on?
Japanese girls are so beautiful
I really love Roboco
>>34948769fuck off INDog
>>34948776i'm still waiting here just like I've always been
>>34948769>pepsi riceThe fuck?
>>34948776Why are you so weak
Do you feel in charge?
>>34948790Says a lot about yourself if you think they care about the (You)'s or do you believe the only reason to post here is for (You)'s? Why not just turn this on every post?
How many hours until From 1st?
>>34947603God I love her...
>Yellow Fever: the threadFor me, it's Kiara or Mori or Gura.
This is probably my favorite holo coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4muYzftomAE
>>34948524I love how it had to be Okayu by chance Peko hides behind, the one she has some collab chemistry with as the Super Mario streams showed.Those were fun..
>>34948827You're unironically in the wrong board
>>34948761this girl is pretty cute
>>34948705Suisei's hairy butthole...
ive been thinking about towa all day its made me absolutely sick in the head
CRASHING THIS THREAD
>>34948827it's yellow fever: the board. go back
What time is from 1st?
>>349488591st of June at 1 o clock
>>34948855WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>34948548She would call me a riajuu
do u wan extra rice wit dat?
>>34948545You're right, Pekora is Hololive
I only watch and give money to menhera women who try desperately to please their audience because they're as sad, lonely, and sexually deprived as I am. I have no time for your well balanced and nuerotypicals whores. Give me fucking schizo hags who masturbate about having sex with viewers.