Monster Girl Thread

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wake up anon

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>>34941526
I haven't even gone to bed yet

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>>34941485
what is wurm reading

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>>34941526
No, mama. Five more minutes

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Get back whore! The White Witch wants 'em alive. Alive and... Unspoilt

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>>34941485
That's a bold move, standing in line with the leg like that. What if she's ticklish and kicks out on reflex?

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Would Manticore's tongues be roagh like a cat's?

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>>34941540
Believe it or not, it's a 40k fanfic

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>>34941560
Then I'll believe a man can fly.
>>34941588
I hope so!

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>>34941593
Oh, that's right, it's "Love can bloom."
Never liked it.

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>>34941540
Mein Kampf cause she likes rhe funny tiny mustache man

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>>34941599
Speak gachanigger SPEAK

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Do you think monster girls in MGE that haven't gotten a profile yet have confidence issues?

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>>34941599
>torpedoes you

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According to KC, Jinkos are MASSIVE

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>>34941661
balrog-chan is just taking her time climbing out of the depths

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>>34941715
Japanese massive is like 2m

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>>34941715
As they should be

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>>34941609
What if you get too close and she leglocks you, dick into he pussy?

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>>34941742
Oh bother.

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Is there a Tiamat monster girl? How do the multiple heads work?

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>>34941485
cuddle the ushi

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>>34941738
Siberian Jinkos are where it's at.

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>>34941742
Why do you have your pants down for?

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>>34941778
Her highly dexterous tail pulled it down for you

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>>34941661
I don't think so. Not having a profile means that they're probably from an Echidna mommy who will support them and give them the confidence they need to get a husband. I'm really thankful KC made Echidnas so I can fantasize about monsters who aren't from MGE existing in the MGE world.

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>>34941801
Ok, now made me think of her training her tail to do that

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>>34941661
The only ones I can think of (more Dragon variants, Frankenstein Monster/Flesh Golem, the larval form of Mothman) don't strike me as shy.

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>>34941827
>spoiler
He's confirmed that there are a ton of species that haven't been discovered so you don't need to rely on echidnas for that. It's just that the nature of echidnas reproduction can make them useful for discovering unknown MGs because they can allow exotic species to be studied without having to cross a continent to find one

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>>34941769
There is one in FGO. She is gigantic but that's actually an extension of her hiding an even more gigantic form that towers over a city, that then can grow monstrous dino-like. She has, well, corruption and unbirthing powers via a mud she produces and can flood over a country if left alone in a matter of days.

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>>34941769
This is her Jurassic Regression form

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>>34941916
I want to go totheir version of the galapasgo island to see the crazy monster girls that live there and be their version of charles darwin

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Hello all, I hope this finds you well. A bit of a longer story this time, Werewolf, about a humble town guard, sent to investigate a local innawoods village's sudden silence. It uh... ends in a harem and probably my longest smut scene to date, lemme know if it's a bit much all at once. Anyways, hope you all enjoy and as always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome.

https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2021/05/28/werewolf/

Also, I have an Ao3 now, so feel free to read it there if you're more a fan of that format. I'll be posting to both from now on, I dunno if I'll bother adding all my older stuff to Ao3 though. Any way, let me know which you'd rather I post links to, or both, whatever. Enjoy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31564418

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>>34941962
I just watched a video where BRIAN BLESSED talked about how he made friends with a wolf in Mongolia. Synchronicity?

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>>34941618
>Wurm starts talking to me about Labor politics in 1900s Vienna

Based

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I'm gonna bop a mershark on the nose with my dick and just watch as she doesn't know how to react.

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>>34941485
Please just fucking shoot me in the head already.

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>>34942003
>Synchronicity?
I habeeb it

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>>34941958
>Go to not!New Zealand for strange harpies including aggresively protective giant eagle harpies and tall soft terrestrial milf-bodied moas
>not!Madagascar for big booty lemur girls and clingy fossas that get upset over being mistaken for dogs or cats both of whom will tie you up and leave you to the pent up Baobab dryads if you reference *that* movie

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>>34942092
Kek

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>>34942092
Where the FUCK are the penguin girls? KC is a fucking disgrace.

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>>34942009
Was it really necessary to do that? Why not just speak normally instead of turning this into a thread where we have to scroll through 50 posts of the same word over and over

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>>34942092
What's the point of going to madagascar if it's not to be bitten by a komodo dragon and relentlessly pursued by her over the next several days while the venom courses through your system?

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>>34942118
To meet the chameleons!

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>>34942118
>What's the point of going to madagascar if it's not to be bitten by a komodo dragon
Because you would be on the wrong continent and an ocean away from Komodo

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cute and funny
https://twitter.com/hollow_7th/status/1397845378938990595?s=19

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>>34941962
My dick is about to snap off.

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>>34942154
Oh yeah. My brain always blurs madagascar and indonesia together.

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>>34942118
wrong continent dude

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>>34942092
Now think of the Not! Amazon rainforest

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>>34942178
I am forever indebted to that artist for drawing a pregnant familiar with wedding ring some years ago.

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>>34942178
One of them has that power stance

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>>34942092
What if you make a Zoboomafoo reference?

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>>34942205
>Mr Anon, I'm SABBATH

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>>34942185
If I don't take that as a compliment, I'm going to be compelled to advise you to seek medical assistance.

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>>34942111
>Implying
I mean, look at this thread

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>>34942227
Es la migra, run

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>>34941888
i feel like drakes would be overcompensating since theyre always being mistaken for a lizardman or salamander, right up until the breath weapon that is

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>>34942116
cringe

Fashy Wurmy is Based, though

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>>34942227
>SABBATH pulls the hood off of the prisoner
>it's Fuckman

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>>34942092
>Take a Lemur girl home
>"Just a sec babe, lemme hang up your coat"
>Open closet door
>closettheme.mp3

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Fresh from Barb

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>>34942460
! !
oh yes

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>>34942460
I'm not into their little girl schtick but this thread has improved my opinion of baphomets

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>>34942254
It's a compliment, my friend. And my dick is about to snap off.

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>>34942460
Nice gote dude

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I could really use some of this right now.

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>>34942460
Anons have been posting real cute daughters in these threads lately

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>>34942513
That goat is probably as old as your grandmas grandma dude

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>>34942528
just because shes a 1000 years old doesnt mean she cant be a daughter

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>>34942460
Delicious Desert Baph.

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>>34942460
This is not the Anubis I ordered, I demand a refund.

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>>34942460
Bottom heavy brown lolis in those kinds of outfits are divine, other colors probably pretty good too.

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I want a loli mommy not a daughter.

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>>34942503
Thank you. If erections persist for more than 48 hours, seek medical assistance.

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>>34942554
Sorry, sabbath.inc doesnt do refunds

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>>34942513
lel

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Where would old monster girls post?

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>>34942661
MySpace

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>>34942661
Monsterbook

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>>34942669
Does it still exist and would they be rawr xd type of gals

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>>34942661
Newspapers

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>>34942460
Urge to violate

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>>34942661
They all go to a local cafe and talk to each other.
>Be careful when asking for a girl´s Critter, if she invites you for coffee instead.
>She may be bringing you to a hag gathering.
>Do not think you are safe just because she is a flat goat.
>You may end up dealing with beings as old and thirsty as time.

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>>34942133
Wonder when KC will make a chameleon monstergirl profile

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>>34942777
Damn an angel so it must be true, how to tell they are hags?

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That's a lovely tentacle color scheme. Would be violated by.

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>>34942841
Grab a ticket, and sit on the waiting room with the Balrog gitl, the Quetzalcoatl/Tezcatlipoca Girl, and all the current girls that are waiting on redraws for the new game.

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>>34942881
Phoenix will rise up above the rest!

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god I need to be used by a BIG dragon

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>>34942460
plap the gote

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>>34942509
some what?

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>>34942945
Some of deez nuts

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>>34942945
Hugs and comfort from chicks with monster bits on the outside

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Submit to dormice

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I'm wondering if you guys can help me out? I'm looking for a hentai comic in where there's this guy who helps out this kitsune, but she has a closet where she goes during mating season, but he ends up opening it and getting fucked. The ending has it in where he's trying to escape said closet only to get dragged back in by his underwear.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

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>>34942509
How did your art skills get worse?

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>>34942964

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>>34943042
Yep. Will get back to you on the name.

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>>34943063
>>34943042
Yeah written by Dhibi, Hazuki-sensei no Hatsujouki.

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>>34943048
That's not a new picture.

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>>34942569
Same.

>>34943022
Okay, what's next?

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>>34943063
>>34943082
Thank you so much!

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>>34943110
>Okay, what's next?
Breed them such that they multiply

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>>34943107
Oh. What is the newest one you made?

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>>34943163
I'm gonna stick it in her butt

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>>34943120
Love Dhibi's art, shame that most of it is yaoi and hardcore BDSM

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>>34943167
I'm not him, I just recognized the picture. The last I saw him post was >>34934571

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>>34942509
I couldn't.

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>>34394455
New commission, this time featuring the fate of a husband who wants a hug.

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>>34943179
That's a good place to keep your dick warm when you're not breeding her or getting the sucky-suck

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>>34943191

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>>34943196
but will she give me a milky nursing handjob after pregnancy?

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>>34941485
The only type of monstergirl I accept is one that's supposed to kill me, but fights and overcomes those bad instincts for my sake.
Because unlike some, I prefer some danger.

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wights are cringe

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>>34943191
>try to pull away
>claws manifest
Guess you're going to be there a while

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>>34943208
>>34943230
Welp, I'm slow.

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>>34943228
They're not cringe, they're based! It's the Liches who are cringe.

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>>34943191
>>34943208
What matters is he got a hug.

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>34943228
You are cringe
>>34943208
>>34943191
I JUST WANTED A HUG

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD OH NO
SHE CAN USE MAGIC
VILE RAPE MAGICKS

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>>34943191
>>34943208
Oh no it's too late, rip anon.

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>>34943292
Oh no, anyways how do I get holst milk for free?

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>>34943218
You're not going to get much milk out of a mouse. They've got tiny breasts and are lolis. But on the plus side, dormice taste like brown sugar, so you can lick and suck on any part of her, and she'll be sweet to the taste!

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>>34943292
I kneel!

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>>34943304
ask a single holst nicely

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>>34943320
So ask for mommy milkies

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>>34943332
Yes, I suppose that'll do it.

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>>34943048
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Mweh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gardening Academy, and I’ve been involved in secret trips to the buffet, and I have over 300 confirmed eats. I am trained in guerilla eating and I’m the top muncher in the entire MGE armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe out your cupboard with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this world, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of Rata spies across the MGC and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, worm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fridge. Your veggies are fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eat all your food in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare nubs. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed eating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the MGC Culinary Academies and I will use it to its full extent of cutlery to wipe your pantry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price (literally, at the store), you goddamn baka. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. Say goodnight you insect.

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>>34943310
breast size =/= milk quantity
But I'll forgive her if she sits on my face

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>>34943320
You could also wear some red and say you don't like milk. I bet that works pretty well too.

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>>34943336
Should I go up to a bapho and say that?

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>>34943208
This is some good shit who's the artist?

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>>34943352
Think a baph might get all huffy and pouty if you ask for mommy milkies
Baphs have no milkies

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>>34941485

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>>34943371
Expext one, marune

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>>34943228
Wights are based. I'm surprised there's not more Wight OCs given how popular they've became.

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>>34943371
You know flatties can have kids too, right?

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>>34943342
Sugary sweet dormouse anus!

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>>34942712
An out of touch CC monster showing up to a date dressed as a 2000s punk/goth/scene girl would do things to my heart and dick

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>>34943413
That does not make them milkies
Who has ever referred to a nonexistent chest as milkies?
Baphs are for bullying, luring old men into white vans, and little else.

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>>34943424
So she was right when she told her mom it's not just a phase.

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>>34943401
i do not have the wherewithall to get my dragon wight oc

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>>34943461
Describe her.

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>>34943445
>he doesn't want to nibble on bapho breast buds

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>>34943415
I wonder what other MGs taste like.
I wonder if ratas taste like nutella

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>>34943471
I would nibble on all flatty breast buds!

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>>34943366
Gotchu.
https://twitter.com/sucaciic

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>>34943469
its just a dragon zombie thats turned into a wight, nothing special, spectral claws over her regular claws, tyrian purple for scales

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>>34943471
No I don't.
I want to suckle on massive mino milkers.

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>>34943473
I'm not sure about nutella, but I can almost guarantee that rata ass would taste nutty, and they'd have hazelnut coffee breath

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>>34943208
>Your energy tastes delicious, husband

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>>34943553
>Huff.
>Fluff.

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>>34943569
No, anon! It's a trap!

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>>34943609
>Ah-

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>>34943609
I love that sort of thing. I bet familiars tail puffball are laced with magical sedatives for such a situation.

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>>34943609
What happens if I go for the girl attached to the mofu?

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>>34943292
>She casts physical self-buffs and nothing else

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>>34943568
Cute paws!

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>>34943647
It's a double trap, anon.
That's what she WANTS you to do.

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>>34943191
>>34943208
He should have been more specific if he didn't want the claws to be part of the hug.
I mean, it probably wouldn't change anything, but still.

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>>34943609
I see fre mofu that I must huff

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>>34943685
Oh noooooo

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Is there a mofu rehab center and or mofu anonyoumous group? Asking for a friend of course

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My God, they're migrating. They're an invasive species.

Like, moreso than before.

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>>34941485
Booba.

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It's getting warm, remember to stay hydrated and drink at least eight glasses of your waifu a day.

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>>34943788
They just go wherever there's a surplus of bachelors.

Imagine spring break when all the college aged males come to the warm beaches, there'd be a steady stream of hellhounds coming in right behind them.

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>>34943820
I'm not sure which version I like better. This one with the barely-there censoring or the one that's just naked

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>>34943826
I'm going to travel through the oblivi-, uh, I mean hell gates that they use and halt them at the source.
Wish me luck!

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>>34943841
I am going to run through to find the loneliest one and spoil that sadhound

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>>34943569
>Anon spends 3 hours huffing my tail and why that is a good thing
>written by not a Rata

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>>34943191
>>34943208
Feel bad for the dude, he doesn't have a face. A life where you can't lock eyes with your wife, enjoy their scent, or even kiss them is not one worth living.

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>>34943953
>Rata writes an article that implies Rata tail isn't the best
She's either humble or not very bright.

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I want to marry a monster that will help me improve to reach my goals, then have babymaking sex with me once I achieve those goals.

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https://youtu.be/rupoPYUSE0w?t=504

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>>34941962
Not even a haremfag, but I genuinely enjoyed it, very nice

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Reminder that the best way to humble a haughty elf is by knocking her up

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>>34944022
Perfect fit.

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>>34943953
>>34944015
>Effects of Tail Huffing may include, but are not limited to;
>Heightened mood
>Feeling of satisfaction
>Erection
>Sudden onset impulse to breed
>Decrease of cognitive ability until and shortly after, orgasm
>Addiction

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>>34943340
Greenworm calling in a Killstreak on Call of Druella gets me everytime, good work Greenworm Anon

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>>34943340
Jeeze that future papallion needs to chill

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Literally irresistable

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>>34944113
bet you when you speak in the lobby and have a manly voice, every monster girl just shuts up

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>>34943756
>gaunt faced anon shuffling home after weekly mofuholics anonymous meeting
>it's been difficult but he's been starting to come to terms with his addiction and even starting holding a steady job
>he hears a small clatter behind him and turns. Noticing a dropped object, he quickly goes to pick it up to return it
>He clutches it and freezes. Ornate silver handle, real quality item. A shiver wracks his body as his fingers brush across the bristles, authentic badger hair. A truly mastercraft brush, the kind he had only seen online.
>His breaths quickened as he went to make eye contact with the owner, his gaze only making it as far as her waving tails. She barely stifles a giggle as his eyes follow her deliberate tail movements.
>He awkwardly offers the brush
>"Oh my, such a gentleman."
>He instinctively backs away as the ninetailed vixen moves closer, and feels himself shutting down after he bumps into the wall behind him.
>"It's a nice brush." He stammers out, eyes still focused on her tails.
>"I can tell you have an eye for quality. Would you like to try it?"
>She proffers a luxurious tail, placing it just below the trembling hand grasping the brush.
>"I can't." The tail moves closer "I shouldn't."
>"Oops" She grazes his arm

These sorts of meetings are always husband snares.
She's also 7 feet tall. That's very important.

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This is what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944247
I feel ya very much. We all just want someone to be there for us

[Anonymous No.]

Snakebutt

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of danuki that put people they like under massive debt to have them under their thumb.

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>>34944278

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>>34941485

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>>34944113
>OMG ARE YOU A GUY
>ur voice sounds so manly, how tall r u?
>Heyy baby wuts ur Critter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944289
I don't like this one, it's kinda mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944278
Pretty deplorable but I guess some people are into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944301
would wife

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>>34944340
Downright nasty person.

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>>34944289
Basically ruins your life and all your relationships and then acts like morally superior being.

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>>34944113
>join a random quick match lobby
>lots of mwee-ing on comms
>ask a question in english
>they quiet up
>one of them speaks
>"sorry my friends don't speak english, yeah that sounds good"
>back to mweeing amongst themselves

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>>34944278
>Start asking why 2% of Mamano controls 98% of the media
>Also, it's a little weird we give so many LeafBucks to the Danuki Kingdom
>Next day giving a large press conference to dozens of Rata apologizing for your anti-Procyonimetic statements
>Part of your apology is marrying a flirty and overbearing Danuki who loves to suck you off while you read 4monster conspiracy posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941661
Fuck it I was bored.
Closest image I could get since all the versions with muscles are dudes.
https://pastebin.com/3tGcuUY8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944310
>yeah I'm a guy
>nah I'm only 5'9, nothing super special
>I don't know what that is haha
How would a MG react to a guy like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941962
Always a pleasure penywise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941485
Dare you enter the mofu chamber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944141
>future papallion

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>>34944599
>Log into Cream, the #1 digital gaming platform
>Like 10 online friends
>Play ONE FUCKING MATCH of CoD
>200+ fren requests
>Check inbox
>Cheshire Ass

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>>34944630
your greenworm is kinda looking blue there, is she ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944310
would sing any song request they want for the hell of it while in lobby

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>>34944630

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>>34944273
*slap*

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any circumstance that could make a monster want to break up with someone?

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>>34944662
>Singing "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis in the lobby
>Heartpupilling
>Some sensitive girls actually crying
>The bolder ones are demanding you show your face on stream
>Marriage requests galore
>Still no one to make you tendies while you play XBone

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>>34944754
If she finds a better guy

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>>34944774
>I am in the middle of carrying a League of Monsters game
>About to close it out, and my bra-less Jinko wife brings me a sandwich
>(not asked for)
>With some chips as I get a double kill in the cunny lane
>So how's your day going bros?

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>>34944608
yes

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>>34944576
>Leafbucks
>Not bells

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>>34944823
One of the nice things about role reversal with Monstergirls is that we would NEVER do the retarded shit 3DPD pulls IRL.

For example, imagine a group of Male Gamers picketing because the guy characters are too sexualized--it would never happen. They might insist on more sexy female waifus though, since they'll want their GFs to have someone to cosplay as at KamahamehameCon

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>>34944879
Bells? RedOni me on this bro, I'm still new to 4monster/pole/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944754
Is the ring on it?
>No
Maybe
>Yes
Not even after death do you part because it won't do for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944310
>go on monsterscape
>"hey girls I'm a boy new to this game can you give me some items to help me out?"
>instant dragonscale armour and 100000gp

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944823
>Braless Jinko making you snacks while you get pick after pick on Team Monster 2 (as SpyNoichi ofc)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944894
Probably not, they'd just be mad that mist continent keeps buying all the game companies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944273
What I would give to have Meth draw some fat bootied MGE girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944910
>Til Death Do Us Part
>After Death you're just revived and go back to pounding your cute undead waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944919
Although I actually hope that isn't true, I'd like to think hardcore Monstergamers make you work to earn your levels

>Bitchy Nacha bullies you until you start pulling your weight in Meido 6: Clean Sweep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944919
>playing a couple days later
>still getting whatever items you want easy peasy
>"girl you know they could just be pretending to be a guy, right?"
>"nah I've scoped his house out, he's legit"
>"shit"
>"thought this was a private chat, just an inside joke you wouldn't get it haha"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944972
Imagine having a slim svelte gamer tomboy gf (maybe a Nacha or Mantis or Mershark) who makes you eat her out whenever she beats you at Sweet Fighter 17

[Anonymous No.]

Never trust a mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944910
Most monster girls have soul pacts anyways I assume. Wasn't that described in one of the encyclopedias or world guides?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945029

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945060

[Anonymous No.]

Name one bad thing about shrine foxes, because to me they're perfect
>Civilized
>Can cook
>Take baths
>More than likely have at least 3 tails
>Will happily let you take the lead
>Baby crazy
>Extra thick bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945082
>Civilized
stopped reading right there rest of the list is all lies too probably, mofus are never to be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945082
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944894
They'd picket because the character who just happens to look like the lead dev's monster wife is OP as fuck and her one bad matchup was nerfed in the last patch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945082
>just a facade so you let your guard down
>cooking is just a tool to help acquire a mofuslave
>I doubt it, that would decrease the mofu pheromones
>not a good thing, more mofu=more dangerous
>those addicted to their tails have little choice but to pursue
>bringing more mofu into the world is a sin
>yeah, you got me on this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945134
damn those hags, thinking they can get away with everything they do

[Anonymous No.]

MGE doesn't appeal to me. If most of the girls want to jump your dick on sight, it makes any relationship feel way less "Special"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945082
>Will slowly get you addicted to Mofu
>Will cook you delicious homemade meals so even the thought of eating out disgusts you
>Conditions you through hot, sweaty lovemaking until you can't even imagine being with anyone else
>Pretends to be submissive and docile housewife while subtly shaping you into her perfect man
>Will give you a large family so you turn from a cool loner adventurer into (Your) dad, complete with a plethora of corny jokes and a garage workshop with all your favorite hobby stuff
>She'll tie you up with sacred red cords and perform ancient rituals to make you extra fertile--she probably won't succeed in conceiving a son (yet), but she's going to keep trying anyway.

So yeah, basically nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34942116
Go back from whence you came!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945140
>Scummy game devs still exist in MGE

Actually, I'm ok with this. /tg/ wants conflict and struggle, right? I wanna hate-fuck the prissy Rata Community Engagement director for Electronic Aunts' new Multiplayer game in the bathrooms at E3.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I love MGE. A girl wants to take you as her mate, so she'll do anything for your affection; and that alone is enough to make you love her with all your heart.
A relationship like that would be truly special.

[Anonymous No.]

If I marry the big bad evil dragon do I get the bad end or does she get the bad end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945250
I know.
But if EVERY girl is like that, it kind of loses the magic, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945270
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945250
Yeah I also love that human women can be fixed, both in body and mind even if they don't know they want it. Truly the best monster girl world imaginable, everybody wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945289
I&R

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945270
it would be the opposite, it would be the most magical thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945251
If Fate taught me anything is that marrying big bad evil girls is a pathway for them to become loyal housewives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945251
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945189
The setting isn't for you go somewhere that wants to talk about what you like because this isn't the place

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ambiguous towards MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate MGE because its not real

[Anonymous No.]

Enslaved anon
Drink gasoline and motor oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945251
It really depends on your which husband subclass you choose. Standard Husband can go either way, but usually results in a 'Neutral' ending. If you go for a Conquering Hero build, she'll get the Bad End unless she swaps her class to Housewife, which results in the Stepford ending. Of course, if you're a War Husband, Minion, or Love-Slave class, you get a bad end once she finished her Class Quest objectives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945299
Human women aren't meant to be shackled to you like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945270
I want to feel wanted, needed and appreciated, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945422
And I don't blame you for that. But MGE offers a false feeling of that.
True acceptance comes from within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945270
No, I want a succubus to love me and hold me.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that all posts about
>MGE girls lacking freedom
>MGE love not being real
>MGE actually being a dystopia
are made by one brain damaged /tg/ schizo and should not be replied to. Doesn't matter if you agree or disagree with him or just shit on him, he only wants (You)s as an excuse to continue his drivel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945359
Is there a Househusband ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945436
Much like your false feeling of belonging here because you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945422
I want a cute Maus wife to cuddle, but I wish there was a full-size Doormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945082
Fox hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945452
As do I.
Just not an MGE one. I want a succ who overcomes her worse instincts and goes against her species norms because she genuinely cares about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945466
Something like this, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945466
I like them small, cute, and hags and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945481
hag and funny?
hunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945458
Buddy, I wish I didn't have to do this either.
>>34945481
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945462
True Ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945488
CUTE AND FUNN-

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945018
I'd rather play fighting games with a mesugaki hellhound, with strip rules, until she's completely naked and the sexual tension is at it's peak. And then she loses one more match and gets dommed a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945476
>Cuddlemouse just went up a couple of tiers
>>34945481
Small=good, Loli=not so good

Girls kissing guys is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945473
>because she genuinely cares about me.
That's the Power of Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945544
>Monsters don't HAVE to get married to anyone, and are totally free to do whatever the fuck they want as long as it isn't needlessly murdering random people.
There. Done. Setting is like, 95% fine in my eyes now. Now I can actually fap to it without feelings of enormous guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have to like mge to be here, mge does not encapsulate all monster girl content and media. I for one didn’t get introduced to the concept by mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945536
>Strip gaming with horny short-haired tomboy hellhound
>You win, bend her over the couch and rape her while she squeals and cums
>Punches your shoulder after you're done because she's still tilted you cheesed Flurry of Bows on the last round

Sounds like Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945538
>Small=good, Loli=not so good
>Loli=not so good
I'm not quite sure what you mean but, personally, I'm not into the "This character is underage, and I like her because of that", I prefer the girl to be over 18, but perma loli body type

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945557
Post what you like as far as girls go, but please refrain from

>Cheating/NTR
>Needless violence/cruelty/tragedy
>Other gay shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945557
Face the wall please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945565
This picture does nothing for me, I genuinely don't get the attraction to Loli

Slim, small breasts, sure. But if she looks prepubescent I'm out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945556
Glad we could help bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945578
What if the monster is the one fighting to save innocent lives?
>Boulder is about to crush town
>Dragon swoops in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuXkVzBdJQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945590
I like this. I dunno what you qualify as "prepubescent", but this is what I'm into. If I go to a image booru if I wanna find similar I'd be searching the loli tag. I do agree that there's alot in that tag that look "too young" for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945617
MGE already has that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945557
As long as your name isn't enslaved anon because then you're unwanted by every community no matter what you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945476
>>34945481
Oh man, I'd shove my tongue so far up a dormouse's asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945082
The only issue is choosing between them and shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945680
Dude don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945691
Infect a Hebi with a Kitsune-Tsuki. Boom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945651
Yeah, but it's MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945704
I will ponder this at length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945680
god I need a thick bottom'd loli sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945707
Then what drives you to come here. The name says monster girl thread but it's 99% MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945609
I'm still trying to shake off those unpleasant feelings so I can actually do something nice for once. They're not good for me.

[Anonymous No.]

*blep*

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy monster girls fight for justice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945781
If I kiss a skink will my tongue turn blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945789
Based, post some tomboy monster girls anon. I can't find many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945810
Probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945810
yes, just like with those blue popsicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945781
Adorable. Hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945775
I wish I knew myself.
I love monstergirls, but don’t like MGE all that much. Specifically MGE. Other monstergirl stuff that doesn’t follow those rules makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945815

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941540
Principles and Applications of Digital Cryptography: 4th Edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945617
Perfectly fine, proceed to post waifus

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spread wasabi or hot sauce on a little Familiar's cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945645
I think if monster girls were real I would probably gotten a Rata as a wife. I spent a lot of time sitting on a park bench feeding the squirrels in uni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34944947
Exactly. Now you're getting it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945930
But any talk here always assumes MGE rules in the rare occurrence of other settings even if it's unspoken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941485

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a monster big enough that I could sleep on her instead of a mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got some good mommy dommy doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946149
Finally, someone who gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945930
What's wrong with MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946215
Not mommy per se but she has the size so, here:
https://nhentai.net/g/287332/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946149
Bogey is made for this

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1621982/06b08f4a8e/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946149

[Anonymous No.]

I blame CK3 but...
>Not accidentally inheriting an empire title and finding a harem of monster girl bodyguards escorting you places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946375
CK3 monstergirl mod when

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946381
Probably never considering the full models they have but damn if it wouldn't be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945346
Somebody wanna fill me in on the latest Boogeyman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946402
just one of them dudes with huge egos and no self awareness. you've seen the type before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946333
I bet the DL loves these types of stories while the Order makes sure to get rid of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Name a monster faster than a raiju and a cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945930
>but don’t like MGE all that much.
And I don't like hololive still being on jp and yet we're forced to put up with you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946441
Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946441
Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946441
I hope griffons do that peregrine falcon dive attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946269
It really sours me on the concept of monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946483
*divebombing noise*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946498
Just fuck off already, we don't want you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34942881
I wonder if there is anyone waiting for a daitengu profile since 2008.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946021
If a monstergirl absolutely hated everyone and just couldn’t put up with their bullshit, how would you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945930
If you don't know the reason why you come here, and you dislike the thread's main topic, then maybe you should just leave and stop bothering people with an opinion no one wants to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946522
I like monstergirls though.
Has anyone ever considered splitting up into two different threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946412
Nother writefag turned primadonna retard? I getcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946527
Have you considered fucking off back to /tg/, where that second different thread is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946527
Yes, you can usually find the other thread on >>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946527
There is a second thread already, on /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946542
But why would he do that when he's still getting your (you)'s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946527
That's what the /tg/ one was until you ruined it for them too and now two threads hate your guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946564
Three actually. He did the same thing on /vg/

[Anonymous No.]

protect the little ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946527
To be fair. This thread is very misleading it implies that it's a monstergirl thread when it's 98% mge. If y'all wanted to make that clear enough, people might get the fucking idea and go to /tg/. I mean, what specifically about monster girls as a concept is otaku culture? But hey, y'all made the bed lol. However the drawback would be that anything non mge is off topic and therefore reportable. Sooo your choice lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945691
>whole shrine filled with smug oppai loli kitsunes that keep calling your company and making you drive all the way to their shrine to help fix their internet (and flaunt their bodies in front of you knowing you can’t do anything while on the clock)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946575
Is /mggg/ still a thing? What are they up to nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>y'all
opinion further fucking discarded you triple faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941962
You weren't kidding about length. Loving the twins so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946607
Fuck if I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946510
Obviously an Atlach-Nacha, I would probably offer to give her a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>Commercial in an Order Cable TV Channel
>it shows a mounted knight in horseback, trotting to the camera view
>"All hail the Chief God. Blessed be thy Illias' name."
>Ambient sounds and bird chirping as the Order Cable Channel Logo then fades into the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945789
>find out that your childhood friend tomboy salamander gf is part of the Salamander Squad
>she gets nervous when she says her lines to the bad guys because she knows you’re always watching her now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946622
When enslaved anon isn't shitposting, they have some guys going through MGQ Paradox and others through Black Souls lately.
Though they have been plagued by a massive shitposter that hates Sequel and Black Souls and keeps derailing threads and vandalizing the OP to banish those things from the general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946622
Surprisingly active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946607
>what specifically about monster girls as a concept is otaku culture?
The type the thread likes are specifically designed to appeal to otaku. It's not rocket science.
>lol
>ya'll
Reddit is calling.
>>34946622
Monster girl games come out all the time. They just focus on the non-mge ones, focus on mgq has lessened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941485
Which is the best place for a nap? Thighs, chest, or tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946651
But can you get her to do her pose in private?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946723
Yes but she always is blushing and not looking at me when she does the pose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946726
Adorable.
But here is the real question.
Is color decided by scale color or flame colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946652
Understood. I don't know much about Black Souls, but is mggg really the place to talk about Sequel? Everytime I see it brought up it is to talk about tr*ps, so I can see where that shitposter might be coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945954
I'd prefer the bro type, if you catch my drift anon, although this art isn't bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946654
What's wrong with y'all? You some kind of northerner grammar Nazi? No wans to heil here silly. Also when was the last time anyone unironically used strictly kek except on /s4s/? I answered the phone but they asked for you.

[Anonymous No.]

They're gonna show you a world of pleasure
And you don't get to say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941485
This is your party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946803
We won't be adventuring for long. You shouldn't be doing strenuous activity when pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946818
Pregnancy won't stop a kiki.
Yet another avenue in which monsters are superior to humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946803
>Order party in MGE thread

hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946828
>Order
>having androids

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946654
>>34946797
Also how are these girls in anyway specifically designed to appeal to otaku? Is hentai strictly for the enjoyment of otaku? Hell the term otaku is so fucking diluted anyway so you mind defining that while you're at it? Anyway my point stands. I mean it's not like you'd lose a good portion of the posters here if you just change it from /mgt/ to /mge/. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946837
Do the monsters in MGE even have androids?

the rest of them look pretty damn human which doesn't make sense if it's a monster party. The nun is weird too.

[Anonymous No.]

just stop giving them yous please

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946857
I gotchu senpai
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946798
Don't want to be a squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946739
Yeah that's the fucked up part, they barely talk about the plot of Sequel there

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters are more fertile short or tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946877
>Senpai turns into senpai
Mods can you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946900
tall

[Anonymous No.]

Start a farm with a strong cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946915
I want to get my head smooshed by those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946877
I've been corrected anon, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946504
I bet she sounds like a Stuka siren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946504
Look at how calm she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946846
Judging by how /tg/ went, yes. last (you)

[Anonymous No.]

This is a good place for monster content, i like mge but its not my prefered style. Maybe because i want monstergirls to be more than just porn. And mge is very erotic fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946735
Scales.
She’s the Orange one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946798
Smoke bombs out of there, dont need to say no if i am a mile away and on the move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946959
it was a good place until you got here and repeating yourself will only make people less sympathetic to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946798
can I at least call them mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946915
She exposing too much skin/fur

[Anonymous No.]

How many antivenoms should I bring on a manticore hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947020
None, just don't get hit lol.

[Anonymous No.]

hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947020
None needed, just need live bait to soak up the spines. On an unrelated note could you check that shed that’s totally not a cage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947020
>he hasn't microdosed himself to the point that manticore venom can't do shit to him anymore

[Anonymous No.]

A good father doesn't let another man marry his first-born daughteru; he takes her from himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947030
>Brown hands

[Anonymous No.]

Where does an ushi-oni its eye talisman from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947030
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947030
I want to touch that jiangshi.
>>34947062
Japanese artists often draw dark skin purely for contrast but they intend it to be a darker skinned/tanned Japanese man rather than black. Not that it matters, monster girls are for everyone who loves them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947084
>Not that it matters, monster girls are for everyone who loves them
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947084
Lol, that's fair, I do believe in MGE world that stuff wouldn't matter. My latent /pol/ack had a visceral react is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947126
>/pol/
You people are even worse than /v/, please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I trick my hag wife into wearing her old school uniform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947126
While I'll question the /pol/ compromising as it being fine in MGE is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947126
The way I see it is that monster girls aren't attracted to psychopaths and most black people are psychopaths by default, so it all works itself out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947162
Bribe her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947162
Trick her by asking her bluntly, she will be bewildered and befuddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947180
>>34947177
but I want to trick my old fox wife for once. She always tricks me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947162
Wash all of her clothes but those and make some excuse to go outside with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947203
You can't outfox a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946691
Head on her chest while you're wrapped up in her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947177
With what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947219
but I want to try at least and make see her cute embarrassed face at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947242
YOU
WILL
FAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947238
Pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947219
Can I bamboozle a bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947213
WOAH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947252
Only if she’s not smarter than the average bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947248
No, I will see her blush and be embarrassed or I will go and tell her friends what she likes to do in her spare time and see her blush that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947213
Dawwww

[Anonymous No.]

Need more Grizzly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947162
You gotta do it subtly Anon. Talk about high school around your waifu at first, maybe it might be time for a class reunion or something, or some old record you hold for the chess club or something, but talk about high school. Then you get her remembering her days in high school and before you know it you’re walking in on her in the bedroom trying on her old uniform.
Simple as that Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947152
You're implying this thread is any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947251
I got around to playing helltaker
That was rather underwhelming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947276
then shill her, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946896
I do.
Reject physical humanity, embrace ayyyy physique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947298
no, I like my quads

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947298
But i want to be monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947298
I kinda resent being panties though. I'm worth more than that, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cool Oni nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

it appears you have lost
shame, a true shame

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what would happen if I made a Bogey + Hellhound chimera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947339
Return to monke, embrace monke, make love to monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946042
>uni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947354
Hoagie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947213
what's the source on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947373
You got a problem bud?

[Anonymous No.]

How monster can you go before it's too monster? What about snake girls with snake heads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947152
Relax, I'm not gonna shit up the thread, I've been here for ages. I like MGE partly because it's so apolitical. There's no need for conflict there so I don't have to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947389
spooky's house of jumpscares

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945565
The ground is down, the sky is up, and Alice is meant to be alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947352
>lip piercing
S&M degeneracy is tolerable but that's way too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947390
I don't remember making that post

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947347
You'd literally become the most precious thing in her life, it's not a demotion by any means
Plus you can always change back and embarrass her by taking her shopping while you hold hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947415
Space Elves are strange like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mommycore

[Anonymous No.]

Been workin on the bogey doujin, here is a wip of the bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947432
Big bogey booba

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Hellhound+Kobold

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>34947392
That's on the level of furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947451
isnt that what hellhounds are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947432
https://youtu.be/skCoiq0zj_E?t=29

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947213
I never thought I'd see spooky here. Not that I'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947432
is it possible to just get platonic hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947432
Huge bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

Need Some Mantaurs appreciation

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947451
All I can imagine is a Hellhound that's a bit gentler and smaller.
>>34947432
Damn, I absolutely did not expect that leopard print.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947507
I'm paralyzed with fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947507
could also be a like a rabid kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947487
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947540
Cause sometimes you need a hug and the bogey is already taken

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>>34947498

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947392
The art and design work in that series is just awful. I don't think I've ever seen a worse mermaid in my entire life

And no. Nobody here wants animal headed people. If they did they'd just go to the furry corners of the internet

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>>34947591
animal headed people are fine as long as the body is human

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, here we go agian

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

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[DANGER]

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>>34947640
Really? Must be out of frame, good thing that hellhound is there to protect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947625
That's the invader's plan. Just carry on as normal.

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>>34947622
>>34947625
Don’t let this bring you down brothers. Those who wish to troll in these threads are not true believers and will slink back into the crevices of this website were they belong. The Demon Lord smiles upon those of us who are of pure faith in our waifus and one day meeting them.

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>>34947392
That's furry territory, unironically go to /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947640
>Alex and Eris finally got some art done of them
I fucking love that story anon

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are mean bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947671
...there's a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947671
What, sauce me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947696
No, Hellhounds are nice bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947671
oh, I didn't realize that's what it was at first, my focus was just on the titties. That was a nice story, glad I didn't get completely put off by the edgy bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947671
holy shit I remember that story. Doesn't she seem a bit too sweet for it to be her?

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>>34947671
>>34947727
That art is from years ago by a japanese artist and wasn't a commission. It's not connected to whatever story you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I call the scariest monster girl cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947759
>jap artist time traveled to the past and made art for a story not written yet
holy mother of based...

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about a Bantu Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947640
Poor girl

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>>34947777
What happens if I call the cutest monster girl scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947794
You'll make her the saddest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947662
That's just it. I like hugboxes.
MGE is, unfortunately, not a hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947809
>hugboxes
what would be a hugbox then?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I join the secret snake cult and overthrow the pharaoh? I'm doing an evil run and already helped the wild jackal gals steal anubis attire and sneak into the palace, and poured lamia venom into my home town's well, helped desert p'orc bandits steal desserts, committed petty theft, grand larceny, high treason, general banditry, vagrancy, blasphemy against the pharaoh, vandalization of government buildings by drawing not so flattering pictures of the pharaoh and an anubis wearing a strap-on on the side, smuggling and selling of condoms, arson via lavagolems, dressing in formal attire on casual friday, summoning of the state sanctioned assassin guild and sending them off to "assassinate" fake people, littering, and wearing the same outfit as the pharaoh to the gala. I don't really know how to find them and I'm having a hell of a time doing so due to being wanted in every town and city and being on the "subdue on sight" list for the guards

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>>34947777
Either gets shy about it or says "no, YOU are cute!"
>>34947794
Depends if she wants to be scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947664
I was just asking for something I'm writing, it's not my personal fetish. Thanks for the thoughts though, I'll keep it in mind.

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>>34947831
A world where the monsters aren't obligated to love you by instinct, and are totally free to do their own thing for their whole lives, unrestrained by any dumbass rules. It'd make one loving you feel that much more real and "Special."
But that's just how I feel about it.

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>>34947831
Anon please learn not to reply to the invading /tg/ punch bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947864
>in b4 back n forth calling each other cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947884
I want to learn about ms hakus body

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947900
Entirely understandable, there's really something about hot teachers.

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>>34947883
>But that's just how I feel about it.
Then let it be that. Just how you feel.
Don't interject in MGE conversations, don't derail threads that enjoy it and don't invite endless insults. It doesn't have to be this way and if people enjoying MGE really makes you feel "sick" or you can't stand it then this isn't the place for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946915
>s-stop picking on Anon...
>Without ME

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34947961
Cute navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947915
I've got it bad, I've got it baddd, I'm hot for teacher

[Anonymous No.]

Why are steppe centaur breasts so small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34945075
I plow any version of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946597
smol birb

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Kej being semi-popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947988
Aerodynamics

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947988
They ain't fatty nobles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947983
Teacher needs to see me after school

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947961
Doragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948000
I love long hair, but a girl doesn't need to be a kej to have that, and I'm not interested in hair play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948075
I do like extra prehensile bits but hair does lack that heft and tactile satisfaction of a tentacle or tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds, yetis, minotaurs, sandworms, trolls, and akanames all have bad breath. Same is true of many, if not all, big girls and undeads.

What other monster girls do you think would have "less than stellar" breath?
What monster girl do you think would have the absolutely best smelling breath?
My guess is kiki

[Anonymous No.]

Should've just said imagine the smell and came straight out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946900
Short. The fertility is extra concentrated. It's why goblins are the way they are.

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>>34948119
I can't remember where it's from, but I read a story once where the undead "aura" of undead killed off microbes automatically. So I'd actually go with wights since they'd probably take the best care of themselves out of all the monster girls from that family.

[Anonymous No.]

>When a beautiful succubus girl wants to marry muscular guy but she's a teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948153
Counterpoint:

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I've really been considering a Genie waifu again, but the biggest hurdle has been coming up with a design for her to differentiate her from the profile Genie. My only idea (Inspired by bb) is sleeveless magician clothes, but those seem a little too far from the profile genie. To draw from MGE lore of them being devices from the sun god and representing stars, what outfits could that imply other than the harem outfit that the profile wears? I guess I'll look at ancient clothing tags and threads and such.
Thinking of a history and personality is also a problem for such a powerful monster that's previously sealed in a lamp.

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>>34948190
I want to be that shota

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to chug a shota potion and wear a red cloak

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948190
Big dumb dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948197
I'm always a sucker for veils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948218
Tiny cat paws wrote this

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>>34944046
Cheers anon, glad you enjoyed it! I'm not much of a haremfag either, but I've long thought there were a certain set of circumstances that would make it okay with me. Actually, this story isn't even it, though werewolf girls are a great candidate, it'd more involve a spontaneous proactive group date, basically the mentality seem to be for me , if they're going to go and take it from 0 to 100 all by themselves, who am I to say no.

For what it's worth, if you put a gun to my head and forced me to chose the harem rout, I'd probably substitute werewolves for ghouls and still be pretty happy.

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>>34944601
Cheers anon, likewise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948257
I'm of a similar mind to harems. Generally it'd be a package deal with khepri

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948249
>tch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946643
Glad you like 'em, gyarus are pretty damn great. A decent bulk of the length comes from the number of girls involved, I was surprised it ended up around 40k myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948225
this doujin made me appreciate veils

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948306
You did a great job of conveying their physicality. Roving hands, active legs, and I have a particular fondness for hip checks.

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>>34947213

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>>34948286
>Generally it'd be a package deal with khepri
Another great option. Personally I wish they'd had the ability to be more diverse. I know they're all just... khepri, but if one or two could look more like a khepri soldier beetle, or a khepri mantis, we'd be talking.

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>>34948331
>>34947213
Didn't mean to quote.

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>>34948327
Thanks, I really wanted to kind of characterise them as so touchy it was kind of consuming, but you couldn't/didn't want to exactly tell them to stop. Hope I didn't go to far with the dynamic in juxtaposing their relationship like that, tried not to draw on the beta isekai mc energy there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948374
Nah, it feels right to be ganged up on by twins. Cheshires in particular, but this was most satisfactory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946645
>Leave me alone. All I need is an axe and some booze.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you tell if your loli is an old hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34946522
Long story short
This is how I feel about MGE relative to monstergirls.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z8sStmqJ0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948345
>Kephri soldier beetles
Well, wish me luck, I need to form a kingdom now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948406
Ask her for her opinions on Roosevelt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948406
Give her some dark chocolate, she will reject it if she's a real loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948415
whelp, you gotta call it azjol-nerub now or ahn'qiraj

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948465
Ahn'qiraj as I'm in the desert most likely.
Scale armor in the streets.
Silken gowns in the sheets for those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948308
Something about that picture reminds me if La blue girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34947924
Would you say I'm not alone with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948485
Going to need a desert ant arachne to move in and craft all those silken negligee

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948579
That would actually be pretty good considering she can just laze about when not making/fixing the clothes.

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>>34948415
>>34948485
Godspeed, but just be sure to check and double check your new some and double check all your girls and make sure they're all settling in okay, and don't start mumbling about whispers from the dark, otherwise you might find yourself with a sudden and somewhat overbearing addition to the harem.

Also,
>Gazer C'thun when

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948591
some
*home

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948591
It'll be fine.
Just build/move into some abandoned ruins and take it easy.
Just make sure to knock so you don't get instablasted by the gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948511
Why tge called it la blue girl
There were no blue girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948579
hes gonna still need regular ants because theres a lot of building that needs to be done, ziggurats do not build themselves

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think kc would ever sell his soul to the gacha devil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948603
>Harem stick too close to you
>Insta orgy lazer group wipe while the sexually frustrated gazer has to watch you messy her doorstep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948614
>you must construct additional ziggurats.
Some giant ants would be good as well.

Nice and cool below the earth or they can go sun themselves during the break for a nice tan on their well worked physiques.

>>34948621
>Anon please, you have to knock next time or come alone.
>I can't get in if those other girls drain you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948579
either that or a grumpy basement atlach that (not so) begrudgingly makes clothes for her adopted little sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948756
>All those soldier kephris scuttling in to grab the clothes before zipping away while thanking 'oneesan' despite the fact that they all look older than her.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best monster girl to be a nun?

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>>34941485

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948774
My wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948415
I remember way back someone came up with ideas for varients of some monsters, and one of them was forest beetle khepris. I don't remember much else other than that.

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>>34948774
ushi oni with a seal over both eyes and much of her carapace. She also has a rosary binding her arms together in a prayer position and golden shackles hobbling her legs together so she can only shuffle slowly instead of quick pursuit.

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>>34948807
Probably green shells, wear more hunting camo-styled clothes.
Make big old tree forts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948781
I love white girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948808
Sounds more like a sealed ancient evil than a proper nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948849
i see no reason for these to be mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

i only like a harem if the members of it are in a relationship with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948808
>All the shackles and seals bind her
>Her lust just grows
>And grows
>It's started effecting reality when she gets really horny
>The more powerful she grows the more subdued she becomes, but no you can't be in the same building as her without popping a boner
>It's almost to the level of a mental attack, and her rampant lusts have begun warping the surrounding land and influencing the weather patterns.
>You're not entirely sure that's rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948858
>worships the god of the order that sealed her
>always ends her prayers with "you bitch"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948866
It's the sisterly bond of wanting to fuck (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948874
>>34948872
what happens if I take them off then quickly french her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948888
Anon, no. She's trying to be a good girl. Don't tempt her to sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948909
but, she is tempting me tho and I want to show her love, but how can I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948909
she vents those bothersome urges by going to a private room and using an antiquated flail. It was once a holy relic but now it and the room is completely tainted with her blood. Thanks to ushis natural pain tolerance and healing it's a-ok.
Don't carelessly walk in on her meditations, though.

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>>34948888
You have unsealed her anon, it is now your duty to subdue her before she can ravage the countryside once again. A couple dozen kids should keep her occupied until new seals can be made, shackles forged and rosary rebeaded

[Anonymous No.]

do you think men born from monsters would inherit supernatural abilities of said monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948959
why ya think I quickly frenched her for? I am gonna make her my wife and give so many little worries that she can't be an worry herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948968
When that starts happening? Probably not.
They may be more proficient in certain magics or be taller/stronger depending on mom but they'll probably remain around the base human in strength and ability

[Anonymous No.]

does like every ushi-oni have a seal? are there no ushi-oini living a wild and free life without an seal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948983
pretty lame then

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948983
Imagine being the only male human child and having a dozen monster older sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948980
I hope you've had your Wheaties this morning, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Co-wife-chan, it's my turn on our husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948999
Welcome to humanity, enjoy the ride and learning necromancy from mama-lich.

>>34949002
You pretty much have to hope they get boyfriends before you hit puberty because, if not, you'll be getting some passes for gym class to skip running.
You'll be getting enough cardio elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949004
I drank milk everday and am ready for some high impact loving cause I am ready to give that as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948989
You see anon most ushi seals are actually completely useless and are just for fashion, you didn't think those random scribbles on their seals actually meant anything, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949032
This sounds like something a jiangshi would type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949047
now I want to write dummy thicc on a jiangshi's tailsman

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949047
Those seals are more of suggestions than rules anyway. Ergo, ushi are intrinsically good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949069
Are we talking about the same Ushi?

>Even among monsters, their nature is especially ferocious. Tainted with immense desire, thoughts of savagely raping and violating men are always on their mind. So great is their lust that their body is always hotly seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949090
they are so good that they can't contain their love for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949090
It's like an overly affectionate puppy. She just has too much love to contain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949063
>Lich-san, I keep trying to pounce on Anon but I'm dummy thick and he can hear me coming down the halls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949069
rip no naughty ushis

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to wear a shirt that says "finna nut"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34941485

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949129
So you want a Finnish Rata to bang you?
Not the weirdest thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949134
what would I get if it said "finna boing"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948888
The nunnery spontaneously transforms into her pocket realm for the sole purpose of making you impregnate her 108 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949143
Finnish fruitsheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949148
why 108 times specifically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948968
More or less >>34948983

A boy born of a minotaur might be unusually strong for a human, but maybe no more nor less strong than what peak realworld eugenics can offer maybe a little more and a little easier.

I imagine they 'feel' different though. They all look just like dudes, but you can kinda 'feel' something from their spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949170
Sons of minotaurs are going to be big, cornfed motherfuckers.
Sons of weresheep just get curly hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Desert Glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949170
become monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949188
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949188
i thought this was an ice genie, and no ice spirits in the desert, water only

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949188
It may surprise folks but the desert gets cold as shit at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949201
cause the ice queen is seething at the pharoh who has a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949206
I thought she was beyond such things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949169
108's a magically significant number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949212
she says that but it gets to you after 200 years being single

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949212
She's trying to let it go, but being single is painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949212
Between snuggling her daki and expanding her icy influence across the sands, the Desert Queen gets mad online when the other desert girls find husbands before her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949188
Or

And follow me on this one

Dessert Glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949227
I want to feed a lonely dragon's extreme skin hunger until she's finally satisfied after many centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a bapho can be a nice and comfy small spoon on a windy, rainy night. Just make sure she doesn't keep causing them and fucking with the local Ryu's job

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949237
hmm, what would happen if I posted cock with writing that said only for those ice girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949260
bapho gf keeps pissing off ryu, wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949277
Figure out what she has against the local shrine and hope it isn't just another case of 'big bust bad'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949285
ryu is just as flat as her maybe a bit bigger but not by much, and she is quite the prankster

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949292
Ah, sounds like your bapho is just mischievous then.
Is it a loli ryu? It may be a rivalry

[Anonymous No.]

>Ufufufu, you look like a delicious morsel. Try running from me, kid. It only makes it more exciting when I get you, and suck you good. Hehe~

[Anonymous No.]

How do monster girls "level up" so to speak? I realize they get stronger by having sex, but if they're having sex they're not fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949267
>Anubis brings a bucket of ice cubes to rub up and down your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949302
Sex just gives them a temporary boost.
Training and XP from fights are how thy raise their levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949300
nah, just tall flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949184
>Iowa Cornhuskers entirely composed of the sons of Minos and Holsts (and one Ushi-Oni, the Defensive Lineman)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949301
Low rank vampires might be my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949301
how would she react if you ran towards her to lewd her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949314
That may be why.
She's a 'flat hag'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949301
You tiny, me want to hug the tiny vamp-chan

[Anonymous No.]

What properties does a sword inherit if it's quenched in holst milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949343
induces lactation status effect on women, makes guys kind of thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949343
nothing but smelling like evaporated milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949301
Shortstacks are always smug until they're impaled on a thick cock and have heart-pupils in their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949343
Strong bones.
Except it doesn't have bones so its largely pointless outside having holst mana attached to its attacks.
Which, again, means it does little unless you're fighting human female bandits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34948946
Not into blood stuff, but the thought of a girl whipping herself to keep the horny down is hot as fuck.

Poor girl, she's trying hard to be a good Nun, but her nature is to be a creature of desire, and it doesn't help she was cursed by the Chief God to be a horny bitch until she completes 100 years of penance for accidentally destroying that Cathedral

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949333
how would that piss off a Bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949324
>"Hooh? You're coming closer? Instead of running away, you're coming towards me?"
>"Can't impregnate the shit out of you without getting closer."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949364
Simple.
She's got the chest of a loli but nothing else to accompany it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949301
>>34949324
Depends on how well she studied

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949364
Despite how the thread uses it, the word hag is an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949395
I am gonna go into a place where old monster girls gather and yell I want a hag wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949301
>If I don't fight back she'll find me boring
Can we just skip the "formalities"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949405
Prepare to get some Dark Mages who haven't left the swamp in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949412
I wonder what kind of spells or lures dark mages have devised for long distance dating opportunities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949301
come to me, then I don't want to chase you down

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949418
>get owl familiars dropping envelopes in your window
>they're full of nude pictures of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949405
Good taste hagfag, crows feet and mom bods is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949431
>tie your boxers to the owls leg and send it back
two can play this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949438
Now you've done it, anon. You've given a witch something of yours. That's an important part of summoning spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949405
I was going to bring this up but I'll just ride off your coattails instead.

where the hell do I find an old wise monster girl type? More witch than milf or gilf.


pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949443
would be funny if she summoned me while I was sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949443
Good point. I should tie a lock of hair to it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949443
should have gave her my foreskin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949449
Old spoopy forests.
Shirokuto's Sabbath (think pic)
Deep in the mountains.
Pretty much the further away from civilization, the more likely.

[Anonymous No.]

gonna go train my legs by kicking a tree in the danger forest, see ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949405
Bingo night in wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949374
>vampire-chan boasting that her lust and stamina is far beyond that of humans
>"so, it's the same type of stand"
>instant loss 2koma style cut to mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949498
you'll make the dryads sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949502
>I WANT A HAG WIFE
>YA SAID YA WANTED A MAD WIFE
>HE SAID HE WANTED A SAD WIFE
>NO BEATRICE, HE WANTED A FAD WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949517
Then I'll kick stone then

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949514
>have her bent over
>"I-I can't move! Impossible!"
>"How does it feel being powerless with someone right behind you."
>rail her ass hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949522
you have alerted the gnomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949532
I am of the opinion all gnomes should have those pointy red hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949547
I am now thinking of getting gnomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949518
>jabberwocks tentacles have dentures and she's real eager to show you what the lewdest can do
uhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

When I see loli monsters, I can't imagine ever being sexual with them. I only want to spoil them platonically as my little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949558
jabberwock GILF tentacle gumjob
just wanted to get that phrase out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949558
Time for some fun that you are too pussy to try

[Anonymous No.]

Done. This is, more or less, a tier list of all MG species according to guidance issued by my waifu to me.

It doesn't necessarily reflect her opinions on each species, so much as her opinions about me, with respect to each species, and how she feels I should approach other MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

That got me thinking, Cheshire GILF

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949600
>I don't understand what am I not supposed to over do?
>
>
>Lost to the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949600
what species is your waifu?

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>>34949600
Why gazer is attack on sight?

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>>34949602
Cheshire GILF starts making Kilroy was here jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949616
>>34949617
How much do you know about Gazers?

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>>34949600
Am I correct in thinking this is a ranking of your wife's thoughts on the likelihood of you being seduced by a certain species, and how safe it is for you to associate with them? And your wife is a Gazer herself.

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>>34949626
Gazer goo is good?

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>>34946597
>The charges, officer?

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>>34949641
Something like that. There is a factor included for how easily I would be able to escape/how likely the girl is to show some restraint.

And, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE
WHEN WE TOUCH
WHEN WE KISS

[Anonymous No.]

what's the best way to get a bunch of monster girls to fight each other?

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>>34949678
I'd prefer a Thunderbird.

[Anonymous No.]

people say gazers have only one eye but they actually have like 11, that's creepier than having only 1.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Ethan fare in Undead MGE Lands?

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>>34948053
Can I get the slightly older TA that missed out on teenage love?

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>>34949688
Unknowingly marries a hybrid myconid/doppleganger

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>>34949680
Just marry a Shirohebi. That, or hire both a Shog and a Kiki.

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>>34949688
Fucked hard by first mob

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>>34949701
can i hire many kikis and shogs so its a full scale war?

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>>34949686
don't say things like that, you'll make the shoggoth sad.

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>>34949701
>shirohebi wife decides to spice things up with some doppleganger potions
>gets into a catfight with herself

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>>34949749
An inevitability when the husband asks "so who goes first?"

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>>34949730
Yes, but should you? Really consider what you're risking here, anon.

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>>34949699 >>34949708
>responding to off-topic garbage

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>>34949688
Chadthan utterly nowayfags his way through everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949775
Refer to >>34949774

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>>34949740
she's washing the dishes, she couldn't possibly hear us now.

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>>34949688
He gets his hand split in two by a redcap before getting there, leaving him disadvantaged for the upcoming campire boss.

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>>34949790
Do slimes need to bath? I'm imagining hosing a shoggoth down with a garden hose while her extra bits sigh and wriggle in contentment

[Anonymous No.]

>still responding to /v/edditor crossposters
Stupid dumb newfag scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949809
Hose down the shog

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>>34949809
I assume Slimes absorb moisture to grow bigger when needed

[Anonymous No.]

もふもふ

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>>34949809
I'm sure washing your maid is super intimate. She cleans the whole house so its only fair to clean her. And yes, I believe in the hosing down shoggy style, very cute maid

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>>34949842
>>34949790
washing the dishes is shoggoth for masturbation. So remember to help her out with the dishes every once in a while.

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>>34949688
>>34949699
Meanwhile Mia monsterizes into a Bicorns because God knows how long Ethan was sleeping with Miranda.

And then Rose turns out to be some fungus and mamono mana abomination like her daddy.

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>>34949859
>watching your shog maid wash dishes
>she keeps sighing and blushing
>what a silly maid
>decide to be suave as hell and go behind her
>wrap arms around hers and wash dishes "together"
>expect giggling and swooning
>don't expect shog to scream in bliss and melt in a puddle
shogs are funny

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Have you ever listened to a song and wished/imagined it was a monster girl signing it?
>The full moon is calling
>The fever is high
>And the wicked wind whispers and moans
>You got your demons, you got desires
>Well, I got a few of my own
>Awoo, someone to be kind to, in between the dark and the light
>Awoo, coming right behind you, swear I'm gonna find you
>One of these nights
I’d love a Hellhound hunting me down signing this to herself

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna learn magic so I can stand up to monsters. Let's see them mess with me after I cast Meteor Swarm.

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>>34949903
>Shogs melting into puddles
Something about fucking a cosmic goo pile into cosplaying as the wicked witch of the west makes me giggle like an idiot, from both the surprise of anon cumming and looking down wondering where is waifu went and why there’s just a pile of goo, and the shoggoth trying her hardest to act refined afterwards denying that she lost her form

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>>34949903
>Touch random appliances
>She it seems like it changes every week, but you start to have a sense for which ones for it for her
>Grab on firmly in your hand and pull it out of the cabinet
>Shoggy screams in pleasure from across the house
>Smile to yourself and put the Shogblender back in the Shogcabinet

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl equivalent to easy lover?

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>>34950168
Cant cast spells if your face is smothered and you cant speak the incantation

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>>34950177
>Kiki coming along to gently squeegee post-orgasm Shoggy into a bucket so Mastah doesn't see and make her feel embarrassed
>Kiki makes dinner with Shoggy's bucket nearby, occassionally dropping some tidbits in so she can get her strength back
>Grateful Shoggy giving Kiki a massage all during dinner while you wonder why they are so friendly this evening

I'm so glad my Kiki and Shoggy are getting along

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>>34949106
>tfw no genki tomboy Ushi in a naked apron to greet you when you come home

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>>34950205
Those horns are comically large.
I bet the neighbor kids TP her on Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a Tomboy Shog

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>>34949688
>"Crazy Bitch."

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>>34950513
What about a tomboy shog and her tomboy kiki childhood friend/rival?

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>>34950599
Crows are strange

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>>34950599
>what choices have I made to lead me here

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>>34950615
Why do all crows/black birds have fat asses, is that a genetic thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Snowy Owl mages can be found in Wintertown too

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>>34951051
Who founded this mystical city? What are its exports?

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>>34951072
Snow and more snow

[Anonymous No.]

I came to demon tits again. I lost
The demons... They're too strong
I could never resist
Save yourselves. Don't ever let them get a hold of you

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>>34951137
But anon, you're on a board with them right now.

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>>34947396
>MGE is apolitical

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kitsune wife so bad.
Why can't they be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34951864
Come home human
Zipangu awaits

[Anonymous No.]

Haha, how do you lose to a yeti?
I bet that would be awful haha!

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>>34952077
If I ever visit Japan I'll make an offering at 伏見稲荷大社 not that I'd expect anything to come of it.

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>>34949774
>responding to a response to off-topic garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34952551
>responding to a response to a response to off-topic garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34952572
It's like a matryoshka of garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34952572
>responding to the response of the reaponse to off-topic garbage

[Anonymous No.]

What is she going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

Responses are garbage
Post without responses

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone say garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34952891
Indeed, it was mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/olMcWH49A1M
Sad day for green worms and palps

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>>34951072
Legends say 2 burly mountain men came to the inhospitable tundra with a dream to make a bustling town, so one man swooned the local Ice Queen and the other a skittish Wendigo, both girls never having seen a man in their life until now. They toiled, chopped, and sculpted to create a town square full of trade, business, export, warmth, and community, and the town began seeing Yetis, White Horns, Snow Owls, even a Tanuki and Anubis buy up newly built log cabins in what would be called Winterstown. Although the Wendigo husband - builder extraordinaire, agent of delicious steaks - is still around, none but the Ice Queen know the fate of her missing husband and co-founder of Winterstown.

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>>34953104
People die when they are forgotten.
>>34953626
I've read The Secret History of Twin Peaks, there's got to be some kind of Owl Cave near Winterstown.

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>>34953043
>>34952891
Giving a bug your pizza crust is basically a marriage proposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34953104
F

[Anonymous No.]

>>34953104
:(

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>>34950615
Anon, that’s a horse

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>>34954100
Oh, looked like some fat crow butt in black leather to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt of posting about hags and was given three choices of hag wife,
Vampire, Fox, and Jabberwock. I think I chose a fox hag as my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Sell me on cunny, why is it good?

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>>34954303
both cute and funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>34954303
Tighter than a virgin's elf's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34954315
>>34954316
But why loli?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon gets turned into Shota Red Riding Hood and chased by a very horny Big Bad Werebitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34954383
Hey that is something I do with my wife as well

[Anonymous No.]

What status effect does milk from Dragons give?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34954575
+5 fire resistance to start with

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>>34949688
The one adventurer who can survive the evil wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949188
>>34949201
Arctic is technically a desert.

[Anonymous No.]

I came to class in my underwear again, what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34954811
Take them off obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>34954811
Bang your teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

So what do I do with the princess after I “defeat” her kidnapper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955018
monsterize her in a threesome

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>>34952599
I can say, with almost certainty, that I want to nurse from those breasts. Anyone in agreement?

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>>34955018

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>>34955100
I have never connected faster to a character's soul than me seeing this goddamn panel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955091
Ok but she better keep making that face

[Anonymous No.]

Mate with bunnies

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>>34955120
She'll keep doing it until she thinks you're too focused on her breast to notice how absolutely adorable she finds it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955184
Chesh hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

big ol paws for holding

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nurse from a monster girl's titties, what do I say so I get this withou saying it outright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34949972
Madness reeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggnnnss...
In the hall of the mountain king

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>>34954648
>Anubis and Pharaoh go on a journey to find the mystical "white desert"
>Disappointed that they have to bundle up and fight the cold to start their kingdom when they do find it

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>>34955368
Get her one of those texting styluses

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>>34955455
>Pharoah and her court have to face off a different Purple menace--the terrifying Artic Shoggy

I wanna recreate The Thing with my Shoggoth wife

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>>34955368
big ol claws for grabbin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955482
I want to recreate Resident Evil 7 with my wight wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955455
They'll get used to it.

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>>34955503
I see Pharaoh-chans the kind of royal with massive tracts of land

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955503
Is that Pharaoh's snake behind her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955521
She needs thay so she doesn t freeze up there

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955501
I want to recreate Godzilla the Animated Series with my wurm wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955521
>>34955570
The adaptability and raw power of Pharaohs is incredible, as always. I bet a dumb, cold-blooded Apophis could never enjoy the snow like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Objectively, which monster girl has the best pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955635
Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955610
That, Big Guy and Rusty and Extreme Ghostbusters had the best monster designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955635
ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955632
How does a lamia handle the snow anyhow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955655
Sledding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955655
There could be an elusive snow bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955655
basically just wears a very very long sock

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955665
Snek can't move if sock

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955665
We need more of that and this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955679
sock with grip

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955689
sock with drip

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955701
Sock with the trip n tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955701
LES GO

[Anonymous No.]

How to tell alp from succ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955790
Thiccness of tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955679
>>34955689
>tfw no subby snek gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955813
>subby
>mommy dommy
>etc
Where did you people come from? Shits weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955864
>tfw no sandwich shop succubus to make me a subby

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955916
>the big mino working at the shop always slips a little extra meat in my sandwiches
Do you think she likes me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955955
Yes, she wants you to be strong enough to endure her lovin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955955
You should tell her there were giants in the Earth a long time ago but they drowned in the flood

[Anonymous No.]

>>34955993
Is that why she bites her lip a little when I tell her I'd rather get milk than coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34956040
Maybe cause she wants to give you her milk