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There is much discussion about Touhou but there are never threads about one important subject: sex.
Do you think your Touhous have sex and if who has the most and who hasn't?

>> No.3491220
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>> No.3491226

They all have boyfriends and ZUN never draws them because he hates drawing guys.

>> No.3491227

>>3491214
>there are never threads about one important subject: sex
oh you

>> No.3491230

In before over nine thousand "TOUHOUS ARE PURE AND INNOCENT VIRGINS" posts

>> No.3491232

>>3491226
I know, he even stated it at one point.

>> No.3491234

We talk about Touhou and sex all the time here. What board have you been looking at?

>> No.3491235

Suwako, most likely. ...Since she has a daughter and all.

>> No.3491238

Touhous reproduce asexually and some are immortal that they don't need reproducing.jpg

>> No.3491239

>>3491220
Sir, sir, sir; source is...?

Touhous are "normal", as they put it themselves; normalfriends have sex, that's what makes them "normal", among many other things.

>> No.3491241

>>3491214

I doubt there is any heterosexual sex going on in Gensokyo, since there are only women. Which kicks total fucking ass.

>> No.3491243

>>3491214
They are characters for a shmup, good god. Please, go die in a fire.

>> No.3491246

>>3491241

And futanari. Let's not forget EX-KEINE and her Surface-To-Air Missile.

>> No.3491247

>>3491232
I've heard this a lot but never seen the interview in question.

>> No.3491248

>>3491241

Only there are men in Gensokyo too, so yeah.

>> No.3491249

>>3491214
Only normalfags care about sex. Get out, non NEET scum.

>> No.3491251

There's no time for any of them to have sex with people other than each other. There's always incidents caused by Kanako.

>> No.3491252

>>3491248

O rly?

>> No.3491254

>>3491248
All the youkai go and kidnap some men to have sex with and release them afterwards. Reimu takes a man if he has enough money to "donate" for her services.

>> No.3491257

>>3491252

Human village. Plenty of males there. However, the Village usually does not come into the picture unless it's being used as a yardstick for just how whacked-out/powerful/slutty a particular Touhou is.

>> No.3491266

There are males, it's just that they don't show up because they aren't moe~ enough.

>> No.3491271

>>3491249
What's the matter? Mad that your innocent Touhous are not so innocent anymore?
Kanako, Suwako, Yukari, Yuyuko, Ran, Remilia, Sakuya and more already had sex with men.

>> No.3491276

>there are no threads about touhou sex
blatantly incorrect

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>>3491214

>> No.3491302

I wonder if youkai even have any sexual urges. Unless they're a kind of youkai that rapekills men.

>> No.3491315

Canon: Once every 100 years, Yukari manipulates the boundary between having a penis and not and then proceeds to portal rape everybody.

>> No.3491323

>>3491315

She's small time.

EX-Keine grows a dick every full moon and rapes everyone in her immediate vicinity.

>> No.3491327

>>3491301
Why the hell is Kanako blushing of all people...?

>> No.3491336

>>3491327
Kanako has had no sexual experiences whatsoever. Suwako fights to keep her pure.

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>>3491271
>>Ran and more already had sex with men.

>> No.3491378

>>3491369
Just look at that face.

The face of an accomplished sexual predator.

>> No.3491380

>>3491369
>>3491378

But Ran is an animal.

>> No.3491391

>>3491380
In bed.

>> No.3491394

>>3491380
Emphasis on the predator, then.

>> No.3491395

>>3491380
>calling a kitsune a mere animal
Sir, you have no idea how insulting that is.

>> No.3491403

>>3491395
>>3491395
>>3491394
>>3491394
>>3491391

No, seriously.

Even Aya canonically addresses her as being an animal.

You can't have sex with Ran. It's bestiality.
Or you COULD, but then you're as bad as the furries. It's a double-edged sword.

>> No.3491409

>>3491403
Aya says a lot of things.

>> No.3491411

>>3491403
Goddamn fursecution. Just let me have sex with my animal waifu in peace.

>> No.3491434

>>3491369
I always thought of her as some raging pedo-lesbian.

Goddamn, I hate ZUN for his paper-thin personalities, the fans for running away with it and myself for fapping.

>> No.3491446

>>3491434
Writing touhou shit wouldn't be anywhere near as fun if the characters were actually good.

>> No.3491450

>>3491403
Canonically they all have the same personality, speak awkwardly and act like assholes to each other.

>> No.3491453
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3491453

I often wonder how the fuck /jp/ manages to be so goddamn elitist, priding themselves for their discussions and whatnot. I mean, most VN discussion are okay, but the Touhou...

Holy shit, I like Touhou but you guys are honestly the most annoying people I've had the displeasure of interacting with. Worst part is that you know it's not just one crazy person making all these shitty posts, it a BUNCH OF PEOPLE.

>> No.3491458

>>3491453

>Holy shit, I like Touhou but you guys are honestly the most annoying people I've had the displeasure of interacting with

Welcome to my world.

A saint would lose his temper at some of the things that conspire here, I do believe.

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Shrine maidens cannot have sex by definition.

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>>3491458
You are honestly the last person whose posts I want to read. I have never dealt with such a pretentious person in my whole life.

Fuck it all. The only Touhou-related threads I'll ever post in from now on are the Let's Play Danmaku threads. I'll enjoy the doujinshi, official written stuff, and all that trash by myself.

>> No.3491487

>>3491472
Gensokyo is all about fucking with definitions.

>> No.3491495

>>3491478

> I have never dealt with such a pretentious person in my whole life.

Obviously, you've never met a drag queen. But this is /jp/, that's forgivable.

>> No.3491499

>>3491453
>I often wonder how the fuck /jp/ manages to be so goddamn elitist, priding themselves for their discussions and whatnot. I mean, most VN discussion are okay
You failed right at the end.

>> No.3491512

>>3491495
Why would you want to meet a drag queen? This isn't 2D, they aren't cute traps.

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3491514

>They all have boyfriends and ZUN never draws them because he hates drawing guys.

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>>3491514

USE SODA

>> No.3491519

/jp/ - TOUHOU HIJACK LOL/General
What did you guys expect?

>> No.3491524

Most touhous are too innocent (the children) or antisocial (the rest) to even think about sex.

>> No.3491526

>>3491518
Use /b/.

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3491535

Fuck touhou; what does /jp/ think of yandere rabbits' sexual habits ?

>> No.3491540

>>3491526
HURRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.3491545
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>Implying that the men in the human villages would have sex with youkai

>Implying that a shrine maiden would have sex

>Taking fan "facts" and passing them off as canon

>Calling Ran a furry

>Taking anything Aya says seriously

>Calling people elitist then acting elitist yourself by announcing you're gonna enjoy touhou by yourself because everyone is pretentious.

>> No.3491546

>>3491545
> implying Touhou is a 100% accurate depiction of Eastern culture
> greentexting the whole thread

>> No.3491547

>>3491545
Do you think your point becomes more valid when using green text and reaction images?

>> No.3491548

>>3491547
>implying it doesn't

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>>3491545
Gensokyo humans aren't racist. Quit projecting your own values onto them.

>> No.3491550

>>3491472

Manipulation of border between shrine maiden and slut.

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>>3491535
Never again.

>> No.3491555

>>3491549

It has nothing to do with racism. Youkai are known to eat humans. So why would they go and have sex with them?

>> No.3491557

>>3491555

Sorry, ZUN retconned that away. Youkai don't eat humans anymore, Gensokyo is a happy paradise where humans and Youkai live in harmony.

>> No.3491561

>>3491555
Wow, you're really showing your racism there. All youkai aren't the same bub.

>> No.3491563

Youkai aren't a race, they're a species

>> No.3491565

>>3491563

No, they're a category. There are many species of Youkai.

>> No.3491571

>>3491563
I know, but speciesist doesn't roll off the tongue.

And no, they aren't a species. They're a ... uh. family, or order, or something.

>> No.3491587

You fags are still shitting your fanon at each other?

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Presence

>> No.3491593

Mr. A (pseudonym) of the secret society explains the origins of the society as thus:

People nowadays know nothing about things like why do youkai live here, what is Gensokyo, what kind of people were their ancestors, and so on.

When the omniscient youkai are chased from Gensokyo and Gensokyo falls under human control, it is absolutely necessary that they know the truths about Gensokyo, said he.



Despite this extremely self-centered and human-like behavior, many youkai, including myself, are remaining as spectators rather than taking the group as an enemy.

Some youkai are also offering their frank advice on the matter.

I listened to the thoughts of one such youkai, Miss Keine Kamishirasawa (were-hakutaku).

"It's not good that some humans have forgotten their fear of youkai and are trying to drive them out of Gensokyo.

>> No.3491607

>>3491587
No-name youkai aren't relevant.

>> No.3491609

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue

>> No.3491611

>>3491609
Whoops, forgot my greentext:

>>3491587
You fags are still shitting your fanon at each other?

>> No.3491631

>>3491587

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue

Everything in PMISS is basically made up, according to its own epilogue.

>> No.3491631,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>3491315
>portal rape
http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/the-rape-tunnel-by-sheila-zareno/

>> No.3491631,2 [INTERNAL] 

Can you get your youkai waifu pregnant?

>> No.3493381

hmmmmm

>> No.3493408

>>3491631
Gotta love ZUN, writing a book to expand canon and then retconning almost everything in the fucking epilogue.

>> No.3493420

>>3493408
ZUN tells us shit, he gives no facts and not even some clues.
No wonder the fans make shit up themself and call it canon

>> No.3493428
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3493428

Too much whining.
Relax.
Take it easy.
You gonna get reaped.

>> No.3493445

>>3491631
>>3493408
Not "everything" in PMiSS is falsified by Monologue. Just every part talking about all the dangers that await anyone who leaves the village.

Of course the rest is still Akyuu making wild guesses, but much of it can be taken at face value until some other canon source says otherwise.

>> No.3493488

>>3491302
Rinnosuke is half-youkai.

>> No.3493623

>>3493445
So yeah, the book is useless.

I'm pretty sure Zun just wanted to have his "miko kills demons" games and never cared until they got popular, hence all the retcons.
He is aware that the fans support his hobby even if they don't play the games and would rather keep them in check that fuck their shit up.

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>>3493488
Quarter-youkai coming up.

>> No.3493726

>>3493623
He is making shit up as he goes like Umineko

>> No.3493738

>>3493623
Introducing new ideas == not useless.

It's only useless if you want a serious, well-defined setting. And if you do, you can safely just call Touhou useless in general. Touhou is a bunch of memes floating around serving as foundations for characters and locations that everyone can subsequently form to their own liking.

>> No.3493746

>>3493738
And that is why it is such a Success because people are not bound by facts and can make their own Touhou World.

>> No.3493769

>>3493623
>That's right, the establishment of the characters' potraits and conversations, all is for
>the purpose of putting on a danmaku show. If someone speaks about manipulating cold, you can
>be sure that they will use a cold-related spellcard after. That's why danmaku is enjoyable to
>look at. Without the conversations, half of the spellcard system would be dead and buried.
>If it was done that way, danmaku would be no more different than shots from a tank, curving
>and stopping without meaning. It would be a half-dead status worthy of Youmu. To say it in
>reverse, the conversations were created for the purpose of danmaku, thus with such a poor
>story (*sweatdrop*) I wonder how people can make derivative works out of it? ^^;

>> No.3493776

>>3493769
ZUN sure got told.

>> No.3493785

>>3493776
Umm... I don't know who exactly got told, but it's ZUN that's doing the telling here, you know.

>> No.3493801

>>3493785
>I wonder how people can make derivative works out of it
He found out how.

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Well, Kisume certainly hasn't.

>> No.3493859

>>3493837

If you are to trust Felis Ovum, sometimes it is better not to know.

>> No.3495272

>>3493776
Holy shit.

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>>3493837

>> No.3495694

Every Touhou is a virgin.

>> No.3496824

>>3495694
Not every.

>> No.3497629

From my point of view Suwako is the only non-virgin from Touhou not including all these ppl from human village

>> No.3499007

>>3496824
>>3497629
No, every single Touhou is a virgin. All of them.

Except Chen.

>> No.3499048

>>3499007
Let this thread die already.

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are touhous still virgins if they have sex with each other?

>> No.3499895

>>3499860
Go ask this question in /u/.

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>>3499860
Stop it, Yukari!

>> No.3499907

>>3499895
Would be better suited for /d/, I think.

>> No.3499913

>>3499860
Dunno, but Yukarin isn't anymore because of Kourin.

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ruh roh

>> No.3499922

>>3499916

FUCK

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>>3499916
HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.3499964

>>3491214
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2003926

>> No.3499968

>>3491220
So, uh, sauce?

>> No.3500184

>>3499968

Seconding, no one knows?

>> No.3500287

Needs more Touhou/Marimite crossovers

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>> No.3500362

>>3491220

plz sauce

>> No.3500428

>>3491220

Holy shit! SAUCE!?

>> No.3500445

>>3500362
>>3500428
Yukari yuriblocks.

>> No.3500452

>>3500313

You damn teaser, you know it yet you without it.

>> No.3500492

op pic makes reimu look like she's pregnant, especially the thumbnail

>> No.3500507

>>3500492
I'm okay with this.

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>>3500492
SEX SEX

>> No.3500526

>>3500515

God I hate that doujin so much.

If I had a copy I'd burn it piss it out and salt the ashes.

Grghfggr.

>> No.3500712

>>3491220
no luck with sauce for this, huh?

>> No.3500718

>>3500712
But we know where it is from.

>> No.3500727

>>3500718
Uh, where? If it was said in this thread, I missed it.

>> No.3500914

>>3500515
sauce

>> No.3500926

>>3491552
the hell is that?

>> No.3500949

>>3491220

Bump for souce damn it!

>> No.3500964

>>3500926
You don't remember Irisu? Shame on you!

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