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So, I whipped up a large batch of delicious brownies Anon; I made it using a special Margatroid recipe that's been passed down throughout generation. Feel free to take as many as you wish.

Let's hope you don't eat the one with the razor blade.

So, would you like any brownies? I also have many drinks to go with them. I have some delicious milk, a special Magical Forest blend of coffee, and some relaxing red tea for the hard working Anon.

I wouldn't drink the coffee since I mixed rat poison in it.

So, what is your drink of choice? Also, how would you like to be served? I have some cute paper plates and cups, my nice causal dishes, and some fine china I received from Kourin.

Don't take the china, for it's laced with PCP.

So, what would Anon have?

>> No.348935

I'll take a brownie with Milk and on China.

>> No.348946
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348946

>>Don't take the china, for it's laced with PCP.

>> No.348948

>>348946
I'll PC your P

>> No.348950

I'll have two sliced brownies on paper plates with milk, please.

>> No.348956
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>>348935

You're going to eat off China?

>> No.348959

>>348905
Girls trying to kill me are my fetish.

>> No.348974

But.. But Alice has a high friendship rating with humans!

>> No.348982

>>348905
I'll have your vagina with a side order of breasts.

>> No.348984

I'll put the brownie and coffee on China.

>> No.348994

>hard working Anon.
haha oh you card.

>> No.349000
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349000

Get lost dollfag, I'm going to find somebody to fuck that isn't a psycho.

>> No.349032
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349032

I think I'll have some roasted faggot.

>> No.349039
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349039

DIE

>> No.349042
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>> No.349053
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349053

>>349000
Like Flandre?

>> No.349060

>>349053
yes

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>> No.349100
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I'll take a whole batch of brownies with a tall mug of coffee on your finest china ze~

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349119

>>349100

>> No.349140

>>349131
When she tricked Mystia to giving up her Lampery stand

>> No.349131

>>349119

...that cup....

WHEN DID CIRNO OPEN UP A FASTFOOD STAND?

>> No.349139
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>>348905

If eye freeze a frog in the coffee, will it stay alive?

>> No.349146

>>349140

So what does she serve, cold fried frog legs?

>> No.349149
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>>349131
No food is faster than my fastfood stand! Even Aya can't beat how fast my food is. Atatatatatatata...

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>>349140
more like when she found it abandoned

>> No.349164

I'm fucking sick of these yandere Alice and the deredere Alice threads.

>> No.349173

>>349164
>I'm fucking sick of Alice.

>> No.349188

>>349173
Fuck you, faget. I love Alice, these shitty RP threads are just an eyesore.

>> No.349215
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349215

*sleeps*

>> No.349246

wtf is alice from?

>> No.349262

>>349246
She's from the Seihou games you should go try it out they're really fun.

>> No.349254

>>349246
Seihou.

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349257

>>349246

>> No.349273

>>348905
I'd rape you put razor blades, rat poison, and PCP in your vagoo.

>> No.349263

>>349246

Wonderland.

Also 1/10, way too obvious.

>> No.349270

>>349188
>>faget

>> No.349285

>>349246
im serious

>> No.349305

>>349270
I fail to see the problem here.

>> No.349329

>>349305

I don't even know if it's a problem. Everytime I see it spelt that way I just feel kind of blank.

>> No.349361

So Alice confesses her love to Marisa and it's a miracle, Marisa likes her back, so they decide to live together, but anyway first they have a sort of party and they invite everybody they know. That night Alice gets kidnapped by strong youkai guys, who take her virginity by raping her over and over and when she tries to fight back they cripple her by kicking her alot and she doesn't have her grimoire with her because she left it with Marisa. They leave her to die in the forest, but she survives and can crawl around a little bit and eat flowers and drink pond water. She is stuck in the forest for about a week until Marisa and some others find her, but Alice gets a bad infection and falls into a coma. While Alice is sleeping and recovering, Reimu rapes Marisa repeatedly until she submits to sexual slavery. Alice awakens to the sight of Marisa above her, pregnant and wearing a collar, her anus inhumanely stretched by Reimu's massive penis. Fluids drip onto Alice's face as Marisa cries out, begging Reimu to ejaculate inside her. The shock sends Alice back into her coma, permanently; the doujin ends with Marisa chained above the Hakurei Shrine donation box, where numerous youkai piss on her while Reimu watches, grinning.

>> No.349374

>>349361
2/10

>> No.349391

>>349361

A bit trite and not really that disturbing.

I think it needs more baby fuck shock value and maybe substitute the pissing for scat. That should keep things edgy enough for now.

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