Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The strongest hugs!

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[Anonymous No.]

>Go on a blind date
>She's was pretty shy and sweet when writing to each other so she's probably some kind of nerd like a cyclops or a kobold
>"Hey Anon, have you been waiting long?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
She must be really desperate to go on a blind date with me.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
I need more THICK monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
>hairy
>those fucking nipples
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
Eww tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
Need to speedily breed raising to critial levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885336
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885336
anon you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220
sweet lord I want to be completely broken by the biggest and strongest mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885373
>>34885387
Overthirsty simps

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885432
Are you really calling us thirsty in a monstergirl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885421
I wanna be adopted and raised by the biggest and strongest one to be their perfect sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885336
>>hairy
homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885516
Me too, anon, me too.
After a long day of being used and abused I want to get pats from a hand bigger than my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885336
>t. tentacle lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885567
Tentacles need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885464
Liking that disgusting shit is a sign of low iq or mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I ensure I am safe from yeti and bogeys? I will remain uncuddled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885614
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885617
Live in a warm place and be content with your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885617
u happy n warm, then u good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220
Summertime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885691
summerkiki now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885733
Nice, is that new or is it old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885733
Such a demanding kiki. She won't be satisfied until she's gravid again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885765
is 6 hrs old got it from kcross twitter

[Anonymous No.]

Peak female form

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
Would it be considered bad taste if instead of taking her out on a date, I took her to a love hotel for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885779
thx and that aint old

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885824
the picture isnt but the kiki is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885733
MAKING MORE KIKIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885842
true but that only means she is more fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
Well, she has a collar, so...

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get monster girls to stop assuming I'm flirting with them just because I'm being nice to them?

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>>34885817
Someone needs to discipline this Wock's tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885733
Were this my kiki, she'd always be pregnant or getting pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>dark elf and amazoness duo
>everyone in school is scared of them
>you are eating your lunch in the classroom when you spot them walking towards you
>ohshit.jpg
>the dark elf dips her finger in and tastes your food
>That's pretty good, Anon. Your mom made that?
>E-eh, no, I made it myself.
>Their eyes go wide and they stand there completely still for a few seconds
>they take seats next to you and start asking you to make them something next time
>now they think you are the coolest guy in the class just because you can cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885970
but how is the million dollar question?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we like foxes? They're just human girls with fuzzy ears and a bushy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

wurm is best, better than the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885817
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886048
You've wooed the youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886079
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886050
Are you implying human girls wouldn't be infinitely improved with fuzzy ears and bushy tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886092
Time to make more of them!

[Anonymous No.]

What will happen if I call the MMS (Monster Maid Service) and ask for a couple of human maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886050
it just works

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886119
Well, they would, but why exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886145
they hang up on you thinking its a prank call

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886060
Peak dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886094
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886176
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220
>>34886050

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886140
Make her gravid and round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885817
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Idea: Hydras will be a mix of lamia and slimes in that if you are particularly violent in sex the will split off into another lamia wife with a different or similar personality until you get a snake mating ball. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886314
That's a fox not a dog

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34886365
But she is a youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to fuck your loli kiki maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886365
My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886397
It is not

[Anonymous No.]

>Leave the gachafoxes to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886397
I thought you guys didn't like loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886431
loli is the only thing i like

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886443
ravioli ravioli

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886431
I don't, it doesn't mean nobody else does.

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[Anonymous No.]

>I brought her but she refused to stop clinging to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886431
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886460

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886145
Those kind of panties on the left is what I'd expect a loli Salamander to wear as bikini armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885817
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886478
What about gunpla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886515
sure, as long as you get in the van

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886515
>Loli automaton pops out of the van

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886145
Left > right, but left needs to lose the panties.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the Sabbath Spitoon, how tough are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886478
nope, lolis won't lure me in. not even if I can get computer parts. I am smarter than that

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>>34885220

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>>34886586
theres a 1000 year old hag in that van looking for love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886586
I bet they were using it to mine crypto without underclocking so it's in shit condition now.

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>>34886478
I don't know, I was always warned not to get into vehicles with strange baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886145
If monstergirls are so great why is this the picture that makes me the hardest in the entire thread? Checkmate monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886599
WHAT, WHERE IS IT? I NEED TO LOVE THIS HAG

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>>34886431
If you'd spent more than like, a day here, you'd know that's absolutely not the case.
I like loli AND big tiddy, for what it's worth.

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>>34886630
right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886637
a hag is a hag, but would love the curves of one, but beggars can't be choosers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886505
Why are nuns so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886655
she has curves, they're on her head, but still there!

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>>34886478
This seems like a bad idea but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885847
Is this what happens when a Kiki finally snaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886674
Yes.
Reminder that fondling and molesting your maids every day for weeks on end with no release will result in inevitable impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885336
How's it feel to be an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>french kiss a skink
>your tongue gets stained blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885567
Poor Tentacle girls deserve better, they're actually cute and have a sweet personality

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>>34885817

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>>34886748
That's a VERY good smile.

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>>34886665
cause they're such a loose archetype you can apply whatever you want to them.
Heavily customizable outfits don't hurt either.

[Anonymous No.]

>When adventurer Anon retires and becomes a trader.
>Starts getting propositions from monster girls to escort his caravans.
>"Oh, I have drivers and am quite skilled at defending myself so I th-"
>The monster girl guild leader gives an almost primal growl as she says "But you are the merchant, YOu nEEd GuArds"

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>>34886748
She is gonna stain your crotch blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886475
I need an Ice Queen to cling to me on a hot day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886873
Where's queeno?

[Anonymous No.]

The Wights are becoming too decadent.

[Anonymous No.]

Underbite, y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887065
Thankfully she has been safely subdued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887087
>t. anon that got clawed for being slow in the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887070
hmmm
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887070
Depends on the girl.

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>>34886850
She’s right you know, time is money as a merchant and you lose so much time beating up every bandit that would leave a guarded target alone.

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>>34887070
I'm more about dat underboob yaknowhatimsayin

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>>34887065
I have the image of a butler anon trying to act calm while she is doing all she can to piss him and make him punish her

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>>34886850
Greenworm escorts spook off monsters with their eye patterns, just as long as you don't transport cabbage you're fine. Alternatively Giant Slug escorts are good too, as they keep bandits away with their goop. Don't try and put them together though, little green bug rivalries can be intense.

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>>34887151
>Level 20 Fighter anon grumpily hiring some monster girl mercs while grumbling to his drivers that he 'could have handled whatever we came accross'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887192
Not to mention that the giant slugs are able to equip better weapons and armor than the greenworms.

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>>34886850
>level 1 salamander convinced you're a secret boss
I mean she's not wrong but it's going to be a long grind to unlock me.

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>>34887198
It’s the practical solution, unless his whole plan was using himself as bait to get some orc or goblin wives

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>>34887226
>Eager blue salamander keeps just gets even more convinced after you, bored of the fight dragging on too long, end it in a suitably impressive manner.
>Back at the tavern she's telling her friends about how you have to be some sort of secret warlord or evil mage.
>Meanwhile you're just relaxing at home after a long day of travil.

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>>34887255
Probably more of the case that "I can oneshot anything we come across here, why do I have to pay?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886850
No, I was the only lv 999 adventurer and I don't think I need guards

[Anonymous No.]

im cumming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887226
>>34887256
It'll be quite the show when those salamanders get properly leveled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887298
in where?

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>>34887219
Pretty sure they can equip the same level gear. You just trade CON for CHA if you choose the worm route. For sure not optimal if you're travelling through a place with very unnerved bandits, but slugs have their own problems too. Can't travel through any sort of salt plains obviously, or any kind of desert would dry them out. There's good and bad with both really. Again, you could try hiring both, they probably cover each other's weaknesses well.

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>>34886850
find me the largest and the most perverted monster that will do it for free, then you got yourself a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887309
im cumming

[Anonymous No.]

I sort of have a thing for this. Sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887065
You have two options, Anon. Either play along with her submissive streak, or end up being a submissive streak on the floor.

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>>34887303
>They've trained hard for a few years.
>Gotten high levels, are beefy and experts in weapons, ready to take on his 'fortress of solitude.'
>Are expecting to find some huge castle out in the wilds with lots of traps.
>Instead its just a modest manor in the 'good side' of town.
>He is in some comfy clothes as he gets letters from the mail harpy and gives the girls a wave.
>Aqua face x 4
They'd have their expectations shredded.

>>34887312
Well, the big problem is that greenworms...well....lack thumbs.

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>>34885817
HAHAHAHA
FAT!!

[Anonymous No.]

Am I in the right place to discuss this monsterish girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220
I hate MGE because it infests all monstergirl discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887345
>Ara ara tier apsara bard riding next to Anon in very, VERY revealing clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887386
As it should. Monstergirls are for loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887383
Try /tg/
>>34887386
That's not true. You can go to twitter and find countless monster girl ocs who are nothing to do with mge and don't have the rules applied to them.

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>>34887379
Elephant tusk blades and pikes. Boom. Also wrist crossbows can be usable with a bit of help from a repeater. Don't forget magical artefacts too. Something like an Iceborn Gauntlet would be very usable for a Greenworm. As far as armor goes, don't see why they wouldn't be able to wear anything a slug can.

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>>34887386
Cry about it on /tg/.

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>>34887407
I just want to fuck whatever is preteen young and tight. Like a child but more accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887422
Shit art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887386
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887452

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887379
>They'd have their expectations shredded.
> Instead its just a modest manor in the 'good side' of town.
That’s exactly where a secret warlord would live, where you would least expect it

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34887452

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>>34887466
>>34887481
Shit art. Sucks so bad.

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>>34887476
>He invites them in as they've done good work for him.
>They think it will either be an excellent scouting opportunity or an ingenious trap.
>Are all cagey as he just offers them snacks
>He's polite but its a bit awkward as they are basically molesting his home with their eyes.

They're going to have this conspiracy web going in their home about what evils he is supposedly wreaking.

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>>34887433
Gross.

I want a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887480
Would you fuck the shit out of a 11yo female orc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887494
Do you have a point or do you just want more 2hus?
If it's the latter I can gladly oblige.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887480
>shaved the armpit mofu
but why

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887504
I would talk about the trinkets that I have on the wall and the different prototype weapons I might have been working on

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887516
Cute Chengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887516
Man, I just want to hang out with Chen and help her try to build her cat army.

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>>34887544
>Gadgeteer Anon going on about what is basically a repeating rifle
>Salamanders are taking notes half in the event they face it, half because DAMN ITS COOL

God help you if you were working on a golem or automaton wafiu.

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>>34887516
Just that he is a shit artist.

[Anonymous No.]

Chen was built for hurtcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
>hairy
>those fucking nipples
im finna chum

[Anonymous No.]

Only meant to be a sheath for middle age man dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887516
More wolf tengu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887595
I mean she'll step on your dick if you're into that, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887572
how do you know that, have you... made a visit in my ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887609
Yeeeeeahhhh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887626

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887612
Where are her hot moms?

[Anonymous No.]

Awooooga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887407
>MGE
>Love
What planet do you live on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887626
>>34887641
Out.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34887609
I'm going to repeatedly get arrested by the wolf tengu patrols for trespassing just so I can see Momiji!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887645
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887640
Plural?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34887625
You talked about things you were making.
The chances of it not being a firearm of some sort was very low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887626
>>34887641
>>>/pol/
>>>/facebook/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887661
Isn't Yukari also her mom?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok boys, you know the drill by this point.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we being raided

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887688
Someone's trying.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887688
It's the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887688
Someone’s just havin a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887668
not that, the secret living armor automaton hybrid I didn't show because I wanted to have a robot armor wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887637
Wash my car.

[Anonymous No.]

Oni


>>34887681
If you didn't get it, it's not worth explaining the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887681
Look at the picture again.

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887728
Again, if you're building things, its all the more likely that you'd go whole hog and build a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887504
>Years in the future they are smug about stopping the evil by marrying him
>they immediately desmug when he says how proud he is of their children, following in their father’s footsteps

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887667
Excuse me is this an elf or a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887766
>'Mommies! Daddy taught me how to flash kick!'

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna secretly dose my kiki with aphrodisiacs to see how long it takes before she finally snaps and her monster instincts override her maid discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887643
Love comes in many forms anon. There is nothing more pure than a mamanos love for human men. It's literally water and food to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887782
I want to see a kiki with jubjub flu let loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887781
At least it wasn’t Psycho Crusher

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887813
>Different daughter in the back is learning to atomic buster a training dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887807
>get dragged around the house by your kiki as she does chores with you dick clamped in her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887653

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887609
>>34887843
F L A T

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887770
We need a cow detector

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887859
Wouldn't that have a lot of false positives though?

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>>34887786
I know.
But, to me, it makes it feel oddly... Fake? I think that's the right word. If all monstergirls are programmed to love human men, is it really love? Love is a very special thing, and I feel MGE misses that mark entirely by literally programming the Mamono that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887859
Can you use it on my cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887866
it's quite accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887866
Cow mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887868
oh dear, you're serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887871
that is a dead cow but a cow nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887871
Break out the Cowculator

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887868
you're trying too hard to be epic, please don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887888
Its probably the one guy from /tg/.
Its his standard method of 'I hate MGE, it all feels fake'

[Anonymous No.]

But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho...! delightfully devilish, Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887906
I'm not sure her boss is going to buy the story about the northern lights, not to mention her dad.

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>>34887868
That's part of the lore, are humans in the real world any different? Our programming commands us to love our partner through chemical reactions, sure it can be over ridden but it's a beneficial thing for all parties involved. The demon lord programmed them that way as to win a war without bloodshed and both the humans and mamano are happy with the outcome, though their is a flaw, with the offspring being only daughters, so that needs all of the demon lords attention to solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>ara, you're cumming again? All I did was rub your thigh!
>my my, so eager to pew pew it all out for me! You're my favorite kind of toy, cum tank anon-san!

[Anonymous No.]

Goblin sluts drive me nuts.

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>>34887906
>"Yeah, I get it, you've been referencing that one episode. You'll bring out the burgers, and they'll be from a fast food restaurant. Very epic."
>Cheshire brings out a covered platter
>anon opens it up
>chesh ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887955

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>>34887944
Literally yes. People ARE different from that

[Anonymous No.]

Need more Momiji!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887972
Gotem

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887866
Made for Malking

[Anonymous No.]

Think we will ever see another profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887988
Cope, Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887994
Lol!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887992
If nothing unexpected happens to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887983
Then quit looking for reality in a fantasy world about fucking mythological creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887992
Probably after the game gets released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887992
I'm not hopeful. KC is playing the horse game more than he seems to be developing his own game at this point.
I miss frequent profiles, I miss world guides being in the works, I miss when he hinted at more doujins after the Cheshire one. Patreon game dev was a poison chalice.

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>>34888023
I'm not even trying to be realistic. I'm just going by the basic logic of what love is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888025
>Game gets released
>KC immediately announces he's already working in a new one
>Half the thread jumps off a bridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888043
Hey, if the game is good, I'd be interested in sticking around to see what comes of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888043
I really hope he dials the scope down to 10 girls because the time it's taken for the 2 in the demo has been agonizing. 30 seems like too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888030
it's a lot of work but he seems to be enjoying himself. I ain't going to stress about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220

[Anonymous No.]

You will be sucked

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887972
>anon starts poking it with the steak knife

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, look at those tendrils

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888125
Man, end boss monster girls sure are....surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888138
>"I could be a final boss"
>Munch
>"If I wanted to..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888157
Final boss of the donut box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888161
That would be Jabberfag’s wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888157
>ywn help your waifu become a final boss
>ywn move into a castle with servants and minions
>ywn watch as your wife still continues to eat chips on her dark throne
If only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888089
Do I have to press the XXX and the YYY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887972
Nothing like some homemade steamed ass.

[Anonymous No.]

C'mon Anon! Now that Biden and Harris have been shot and the democratic party imploded, life will good again.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/yuki90286/status/1396563504379797505
Remember to warm up your local jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888112
There seems to be a lot of overlap between traditional elven and angelic attire

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>>34886425

If Lost World had come out years earlier, that would've been ideal, specifically before I got back into Fate. Don't really have time for more than one mobage.

I don't even know anything about Lost World, I just like Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888190
Wow that's rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888023
That boat should watch her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888391
At least post one that's a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

I love JubJubs!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to reproduce with foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888410
I wonder what sort of nefarious items they keep in their heart pouches

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888416
handcuffs so you won't leave them (not that i would either way.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888411
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888416
Vials of manticore and apophis venom, enhanced with a Wonderland twist.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get off unless the claw marks on my back draw blood. Once you go cat, that's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888453
sounds like fun :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888416
actual hearts

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be kidnapped and used as the breeding stud for a tribe of orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888447
I am going to fill my bloodline with fox genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888453
>apophis venom, enhanced with a Wonderland twist.
What happens if a pharaoh gets hit with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888112
>>34888336
>trusting *ngels

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like the main reason why i love the jub jub is because they are soft and supposedly comfy to hold, which is influenced by my sleep deprivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888542
Just get a weresheep and trade that for awake-deprivation.

[Anonymous No.]

At least no one here is dumb enough to fuck a cactus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888539
No angel born in hell could break that satan spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888539
I trust angels implicitly and do everything they tell me to. Angels are pure embodiments of light and goodness, they know best and must be followed.

[Anonymous No.]

So is no one going to say anything or we just ignoring it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888554
very tempting since i love sheep girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888374
It’s also true

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888608
Anon, you know what to do by this point.
Just do it and wait for someone to get off their ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888597
that's all well and good, but soon they'll try to get you to sin on purpose so that they can whisk you away for punishment
>Anon is just living his life, sin free
>just like how the angels taught him
>his guardian angel is both proud and frustrated at his lack of sin
>can only pout and poke him while saying "Come on, sin already"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888645
That sounds like demon behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888587
What?
>>34888597
Based
>>34888645
C’mon anon they can use this in their favor and reward such a virtuous person with sex. And if he politely declines reward the humility by doubling the senten- reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887759
happy fren

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888651
Sounds like you are insulting an angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888608
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888666
>t. Satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888666
Yeah. A fallen one, judging by those digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888666
hi lucy, what's governing hell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888666
The morningstar sure seems horny this sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888666
A just punishment. It is kind of funny that even though the Demon Lord tried to turn monsters into perfect waifus, she failed to match the majesty and grace of a righteous angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888658
as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

[Anonymous No.]

>horny fallen angels and demons shitposting
>go check youtube
>this ad
Wh-What’s going on

[Anonymous No.]

If a bicorn built a harem for you based on your browsing history what would it look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888687
>>34888688
>>34888699
>>34888703
>>34888704
>>34888716
No you heathens, I am NOT a fallen angel. There is no way to type while the flames melt this keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888734
They're onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888758
what about them digits tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888741
>studying caterpillars for uni
oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888774
I hope you're well stocked on lettuce

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888758

[Anonymous No.]

Demonspawn are a lot more friendly and approachable than the heavenly host

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888608
Do not feed the troll, unless she has flowers in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trick three Valkyries into believing I'm a hero, then slowly brainwash them while they sleep until one's wings turn black, making the other two jealous and eager to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888758
Cause fire is the Devil's only friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888836
WTF

[Anonymous No.]

Are nuns turned into monsters better or are monsters turned into nuns better?

[Anonymous No.]

angels and demons are shit, they always want you to do something, Wurms don't. They just wanna be happy with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888869
I like them human

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888872
wurm religion is best religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888872
why do you inject yourself into every single goddamn discussion on this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888741
>houseplants
>aquariums
>crows being funny
>Gold Ship
That is a very diverse group of NEETs all led by an excitable autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888869
each is fine

[Anonymous No.]

I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE WURM LIFE THE WURM LIFE CHOSE ME!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888741
If she goes off of monstergirl-relevant history
>Fox and wolfgirls
>A kikimora
>A Cursed weapon of some type
>A Dark Lady of no species in particular; lilim, dark mage, or maybe just a really intense Inari to lead the whole mad thing and play the Dom role towards me
If she goes off my more general search history subjects
>still foxgirls
>but also Wights, Dark Mages, Elementals, a Demon or two, a handful of Familiars, and probably at least one Devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888872
Angels are just trying to set (You) in the right path

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888915
angels seem very confused about the human valuation of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888915
but I find angels boring tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888406
If you want to get technical, boatsluts and other anthropomophizations could be considered Tsukumogami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888915
Thanks but I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888406
>>34888927
let's be real, most of the AL girls are mamano at heart to begin with anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888830
only to mindbreak and drain you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888915
Sorry I'm more interested into being dragged to hell

[Anonymous No.]

Buy your girl a disappearing swimsuit, it'll be a blast, get one now at your local CheshMart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220
So I learned recently that this is actually somebody's vtuber avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888926
>>34888931
>>34888941
>>34888921
Good more angels for me (not that I would ever have more than one as polyamory is a sin).

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888798
These don't get old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888915
anon putting two little gomes over her nipples isn't going to make sfw when her tits are covered in sploodge

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888976
She just spilled her cup of yogurt Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever get more profiles of different humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888969
good 4 u cause I love sinning

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888937
Sure but angels mindbreak too, even if they try to glamorize it with a little zeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888990
is there one for the gym bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888990
First time i see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888969
>Polyamory is a sin
Be fruitful and multiply. You denying angels your seed, refusing to impregnate their holy wombs, just means your seed is potentially being wasted in your already pregnant angel wife is a sin perishable by 10,000 years of repentance which entails being ridden by your wife and her closest friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888855

I don't have them, but I'm guessing since she has pink hair that Hildr is the one most likely to be dtf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889036
Fuck you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889051
get to it then, angel lover boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888969
Pretty sure polyamory wasn’t a sin in biblical times. Hell it probably isn’t a sin at all. Wasn’t it normal for people to have 4 wives back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888969
Cupid and Valkyrie are canonically fine with sharing
Angel Troopers even call their friends to join in
Eden just clones herself a ton of times

Angels simply have no provlem with polyamory

[Anonymous No.]

>fox momster always lets her adopted son play and sleep in her tails
>it's all part of her plan to get him addicted to her mofu so he'll inevitably want to marry her
Truly the treachery of foxes knows no bounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889070
it wasnt, because of biological reasons, species that have a lot of children per coupling tend to be monogamous, if the number of children is really low harems forms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889092
Well they know better than me so if they're okay with it I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889111
I want a momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888967
The art is cute but I looked up the vtuber's twitter profile
Gay trans yeti cryptid. Streams bad retro anime & licensed games (she/her)(30+)
I no longer wish to know of this yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889111
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889128
Lucky for you, they are readily available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889139
Wurms aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889139
The sad truth...
Fellas, you've got to buy the most exquisite luxury bed you can find to put in your dragon's hoard, even if she would never admit that she's uncomfy on her gold pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889134
How much to buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889132
Eh, I'm not bothered enough by it personally. The art is cute. It looks close enough to an MGE yeti to not bug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889132
what'd you expect? you got to start appreciating when the quest for knowledge isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889132
How much do you want to bet the faggot that used """"her"""" as the OP picture knew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889139
>>34889156
>Implying dragons don't sleep on a bed of creeping coin goo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889139

I remember making a character with a weakness to every fetish. Fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889162
It'll cost you your hand in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889191
what? is this a game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889197

Monster Girl Dreams or something. Think it's in alpha still but it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889195
I think the price is worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889204
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889195
just that? I can do that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889070
No, even in societies where it wasn't taboo, it was only for the rich/nobility, average person can't support multiple women and their children

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889208
>>34889233
Your hand is already angel propriety. Including and specially the ring finger. Don’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889243
She hasn't approached me about it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889243
do they have angel mommies then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889243
Sorry, this hand is being spent for momsters. Unless they're handing out angel mommies, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889156
>get dragon wife a new bed
>years of spinal contortion are undone in one night
>wake up after her
>she's already made breakfast
>no grumbling, no surly comments, no wincing as she sips her coffee
>full of energy and vigor
>tells you she's going to terrorize the human village up the way after breakfast
>what have you wrought upon this world...

[Anonymous No.]

STOP lusting after your parental figures you dirty freaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888585
cactus alraune when

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889275
that's when you grip her tail tip and rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889281
What about my little sister figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889281
thanks for the compliment

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889281
I'm not lusting after parental figures, just lusting after thick mom bod monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889309
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889309
There's no problem with that MILF bodies are hot, but the word "Momster" has the connotation of adopted monster mother that you fuck and adopted or not, mother-son incest that still rubs me the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889339
>He doesn't want to go back into the place he came out of and fill it full of daughtersisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888869
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, your next week will be productive, she's sure of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889405
thanks drawfairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889402
So the girl was a nun before getting Pslimed, and converted the Pslime into a follower as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889425
Stop taking my knife you demon fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889292
a clockwork little sister can be provided

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889459
>she freezes in place
>spin my key please nii-chan
>wind her back up
>gives you a hug

[Anonymous No.]

An extremely powerful wizard appears in front of you, and gives you the option to finally transport you to a world filled with monstergirls. However, before he does so you'll be teleported to a pocket dimension where you will have to live for an unknown amount of years before he finally fulfills his part of the agreement and sends you to your favorite mg setting. If you accept, these are the conditions:

>You have to choose 3 to 10 monstergirls to accompany you, they can be from any species you want, including those not on KC's guides (green orc, phoenix, for example) and you can repeat the species as many times as you want to the point of having 10 monsters from the same species

>The pocket dimension will have the size of the Greater Tokyo Area

>There won't be any traces of civilization or technology in the pocket dimension, only wilderness, but you can choose how the environment will look like

>The only exception to the former rule is a place located roughly in the middle of the pocket dimension, where you and your companions will find shelter

>This shelter will look differently depending on your monster choices (for example if you choose to have a harem of dark priestesses, it could take the form of a church or convent)


If you accept, tell me. What monsters did you take with you? What does your shelter look like? And the rest of the pocket dimension? What will you do in it? Be as original as you want.

[Anonymous No.]

kill yourself warhammerfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889111
He’s going to end up marrying some younger(hag) fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889433
Human girl nun converted into a monster nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889483
Never stop posting this

[Anonymous No.]

Portals when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889483
keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889473
Pharaoh, apophis, anubis. Desert kingdom. I pretend to take both sides of the conflict promising to help the pharaoh only to sabotage her and doing the same to the apophis, anubis is only around to record the thing so we can sell the stories of hijinks as a best seller

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen.
Its time for us to bring civilization to the orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889473
>reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889558
Already done. Next

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889610
Those are some weird, zipangu orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889558
Why do that when I could just take a H'orc and a P'orc home with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34888798
>>34888970

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889523
July 28.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889635
Because now you still have their cousins out in the wild causing trouble and raiding!
We have to fix it once and for all by introducing them to society

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889656
The main problem is that you're trying to force society onto a group of monsters that already have an form of society. Trying to force a human vision of society in their own territory would only cause pushback and loads of trouble. It's a lot easier to just assimilate them by taking some home and turning them into your loving wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889558
What if I brought the orcs to civilization instead? Like that shiny order city down the road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889744
Oh, there's going to be pushback and loads, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889744
I mean, the easiest method if you're talking that route is just to conquer them and 'enslave' them.
Give them to the tanuki markets to deal with and then just merge them into society that way instead.

>>34889745
Then you have her drooling at a fish stall where a very worried looking fishmonger will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889558
I find interesting how quickly domesticated pigs can return to resembling boars once out of captivity.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna grill with my monster girl neighbors for chirsts sake, not try and mess with orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889764
When you think of it like that, bringing society to the orcs does sound pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889801
Its why you want to keep an eye on you daughterus lest they too turn wild,

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889767
What is the appeal of centaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889870
Big tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889894
I thought that was more of a cow thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889870
Proud, knightly wives for turning into your personal breeding mare

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889870
2 wombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889870
I dont know aside from H O R S E P U S S Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889870
Huge boobs
Horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889907
Centaurs have a tendency for massive tits comparable to those of cows to help balance out the horse half.
That and it goes well with their personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889870

I don't know, but I'd fuck the MGE Bicorn. Not even a fan of harems, she's just sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889405
Is it bad if you draw lewds of your drawfairy? Is it bad to show them to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889870
I'm not a fan normally but a whitehorn could persuade me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890006
She would be very happy, and hell in fact would pose for you anyway you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889180
I saw the picture posted in an earlier thread and didn't give it much thought.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not that much of a drinker but still really like Satyros because they're Goat(adult).

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890045
I like small goats that are big where it matters.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hellenize a pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't miss a training session, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll keep my eyes on you, fuckboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890045
goats are great, sheep are pretty good too. A man could get lost in those rectangle eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890103
I aint, and just about to do leg day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890113

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890103
I-I already did my reps! I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885220

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare to help your evil mistress with the most important of quandaries.
Picking a theme for her minion and fortress.

A pharaoh going with an Egyptian theme is sooooo cliche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890168
we live in a fortress it was settled pretty quickly since we needed walls and room and its pretty stylish

[Anonymous No.]

>Upstairs neighbors blasting rock music and sounds like a herd of holsts having a DDR party

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890208
that's when you bang on the ceiling with your broom to quiet them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890207
yes but what kind?
Ominous, looming walls of blackened iron?
Stone walls that are crude but imposing?
Perhaps enhanced ice or alchemical wood?

[Anonymous No.]

>https://hentai2read.com/a_tale_of_the_swordswomans_sexual_depravity/
I want to brand a Swordswomen with a mark that turns her lewder and lewder until she monsterizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890229
I think I am gonna go up and knock on their door and ask them to keep it down. Surely nothing bad will happen right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890240
wood logs and spikes, i like the rustic style that wood provides. metal is inefficient for defensive buildings because its too flexible

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890260
Sounds like your wife has a real woodsy look to her evil.
A dryad or druid of some kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890168
that's why we'll set up our lair in a tundra! no one has ever thought of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890274
dragon zombie, but wood is just a very useful building material

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890275
Worship the Snowubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890045
Adult goats are top tier. If you're not comfortable with the drinking, you could try to compromise with only drinking during meals or after a long breeding session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890275
It will be interesting if nothing else.
Who would expect a pyramid so far north?


>>34890286
She probably has more....painful memories of secure fortresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890168
We're wanderers, so I only need to make sure I match her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890122
You're gonna need a bigger gun, little lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890168
What if she's a low level evil that can only afford a studio apartment and three goblins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887421
What about armor that fits so tightly that it requires lubrication to get on? Slugs can do that ez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890327
...What sort of décor are you thinking of in the apartment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890327
Can she atleast afford an evil lair sign for your front door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890343
A single folding chair (her throne), and maybe a tv to keep informed of those pesky heroes.
>>34890355
Does a "beware of dogs" doormat count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890307
nah, secure fortresses just make her more curious of on how to break in, melting the walls with acid is her favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890370
>no "beware of goblins" doormat
You better dress your goblins up as dogs than. Your wife is evil, but certainly not a liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890400
Well when was the last time you went to the store and saw "beware of goblins" mats? We don't have the budget for dog costumes. Hell, we can't even pay the goblins. She had to promise them some of my semen as payment and give them the energy to eventually fight off heroes. She still insists on getting most of it though, since she's the boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890430
In order to solve those issues, you need to rob someone. Since your evil levels are low, here is starter challenge for you

[Anonymous No.]

Is presenting a bound and gagged pharaoh to an apophis a good marriage proposal or would that take out all the fun of capturing the pharaoh herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890507
I like to think she'll get upset with you and go on a rant about how you're ruining the thrill of the hunt, the sense of accomplishment, etc. All the while you can only look down sheepishly at being scolded while the pharaoh is just wondering what the hell is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting on 4monster
>somebody posts your full name and address
panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890609
>somebody threatens to dox me on 4monster
>I post my name and address first to avoid giving them the satisfaction
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890609
And that's why you should only make fun of vampires since they can't enter without permission regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890168
>Retired biker gang leader, over time all the members got married and went their separate ways
>Slept in cheap motels during her prime villain years and now she shares a bed with me in my house
>Most evil thing she's done recently is leave without paying the bill at a diner because the coffee was bad
I guess the theme could just be your standard "town the middle of nowhere" acoustic guitar, harmonica, and maybe violin song. I don't know if she really needs a villain theme song at this point but I guess it would be good to have one on hand for the daughters to inherit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890609
I'll make sure to reply with my preferences in species and that I may consider a harem if there are multiple girls set on marrying me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890504
>evil wife goes up to her with the intention of robbery
>comes back with a new manager
>you'll need a bigger apartment if this keeps up

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890644
>didn't read 4monster's captcha terms of service
>not knowing it specifically requires your implied permission to enter your domicile to all 4monster gold users

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890664
>Most evil thing she's done recently is leave without paying the bill at a diner because the coffee was bad
I am going to beat her to second death

[Anonymous No.]

I need to know how kikis keep up with their maid duties while heavily pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890817
Caffeine and adderrall

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890784
Fuck it. I'll still bully vampires. Haughty monsters need to be knocked down a peg by commoner human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890609
Nah, just will shitpost bout what I want and say it is bad, shit post some more and profit. Reverse psychology or something

[Anonymous No.]

>be targeted by incompetant kunoichi
>her big boobs and ass always give away her position when she's hiding
>sometimes you find her looking for you and manage to sneak up on her instead
>if you startle her, she'll fumble one of her smoke bombs and cause it to go off
>when the smoke clears, she's usually in some embarrassing pose
>can't even assassinate you in your sleep right
>she'll often crawl into your bed, only to immediately get drowsy and fall asleep right next to you
Well, at least things are never boring with her around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890917
She is good for one thing, guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890956
A living daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891015
Maybe, maybe not. mabye ya had a....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891015
The best living dakis are the ones that are tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do to get abducted by those white vans to star in unruly boy displinced by the old hags 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891069
cry, it sets off their maternal instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891069
Start shit talking authority or the old generation

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890103
Time to train with a Demon of Wrath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890917
Dummy thicc Kunoichi are an embarrassment to their clan!

[Anonymous No.]

Mama Bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34886858
lipstick marks and hickies are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889473
That's a damn fine isekai all by itself
9x foxgirls and an Undine
Old shrine built around the undine's magic spring, in a temperate forest region. The spring feeds a creek running a while through the woods, to a small lake.
>What will you do in it?
It took me a while to piece together what happened. Apparently I fell from the sky, right into the Undine's central pool- splashing down without injury. The bump on my head came when the elemental, in quite a shock at the sudden intrusion, tossed me roughly onto the stones. Or, that's what the pretty young women I woke up to told me. Still haven't met the Undine yet, apparently she is quite shy.
I spend my time helping maintain the shrine, gathering firewood, mostly. I never see them tending to the small gardens that grow around the shrine's periphery; apparently they are mostly managed by magick.
Two weeks in they agree to start teaching me bow and arrow, to hunt the elk-like creatures I see from time to time.
It was all of summer and fall before I realized I had NOT, in fact, been scammed out of my promised foxgirl harem- but I should, perhaps, have been more specific. Only with winter's shortened days, and the urges that come with them, did they finally reveal their spirited nature- and tell me the story of how THEY came to reside in this strange bubble-world, some years ago. Their matron Inari had married, and left the shrine behind to follow her adventuresome mate; bereft and lonely, they begged a wandering magus to aid them in finding love for themselves.
I spend a few years living a quietly pastoral life. My time is divided between shrine maintenance, hunting, hiking around and exploring the woods- and spending evenings and nights entangled with my lovers.
One day, they inform me they want to perform a new and different ritual observance, one they would need my, ah, participation in- the oldest among them feels ready to 'ascend' to her long-promised foxhood.
The orgies that follow our success distracts us, for nearly a week, from the sudden re-appearance of the rest of their world outside the bubble.

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>>34887386
It annoys me that people use the art and designs of MGE monster girls for their non-MGE dryfishing MG projects. They need use other designs that fit better.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that real niggas fuck their daughterus every night before bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891430
That conflicts with my aspiration to make lame dad jokes and embarrass her in front of her friends.

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>>34886361
I deffo like the idea of a hive-wife/multiple versions with different variations on personality.

[Anonymous No.]

You ain't lived until you've fisted a centaur's pussy all the way up to your shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891517
Nah, i am good m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887669
>Anon posting about the DQ (Danuki Question)

Oy Vey, how very antiprocyonetic of you, boyim

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891551
I thought DQ stood for Dairy Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891288
I want to get bear hugged.

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrass monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891567
Mmmm, what an absolute Dairy Truck. You think if she did aerobics in an Ice Queen's palace she'd lactate frozen yogurt that night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891686
Extra thick Holst-based ice cream. They even do that thing where they tip the cup upside-down.

[Anonymous No.]

What sounds more interesting as a story concept:
>Apophis Venom Farming Slice of Life
>An angel that's more lewd than a lilim but keeps running into situations where people think she's seiso despite having just been lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891657
Built for vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891752
Apophis farming sounds kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890784
Yes, but what she doesn't know is that I've set up every room in the house with UV lamps to weaken her. Her dhampir daughters will have to tell me to stop bullying her.

[Anonymous No.]

Defeat the ancient evil, bind them up and use them as dakis to repent for their crimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891814
Gonna force her to have a happy normal life as the mother of our many children. That'll teach her a lesson. There'll never be a moment where she isn't pregnant.

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>>34891852
>There'll never be a moment where she isn't pregnant.
Anon, you're getting the ancient evil Echidna really horny now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891863
We'll see how horny she is when her evil, dusty old womb is getting flooded by the young, virile seed of justice!

[Anonymous No.]

Even the smallest actions can have a man winding up married with kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>A decadent aristocrat whose hobby is bondage. In a state where you can't resist
>Her spirit arms are still free so if you're too impatient or mean you will get milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891899
Aliens?

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>>34891922
Shouldn't she have the resources to get bonds that supress her spirit arms?

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>>34891878
Fool that you are, for you have played right into her trap. She's now going to use your strong seed to breed an army of unstoppable monster girls. But she doesn't want you to tiered, so she better cook some food for you every day. And the kids needs to be loyal to her, so she should show them unconditional love. And their mental state must be in perfect condition, so she must show how much she loves you and make sure you're a good fatherly love model for them. And she also needs to blend if with the community so nobody would suspect her, so she's going to take up some volunteer work to help out. And the kids also needs a good education and needs future lackeys, so send them to a nice public school to make friends.

The perfect evil plan, but she'll think more about that tomorrow, she's gonna watch some TV show with her husband before they make another baby. For evil reasons.

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>>34891922
What if there was a workers revaluation and they just ended up marrying the aristocrats?

[Anonymous No.]

Come to the desert.

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>>34891945
The fiend! How could I not have realized that the thing she called a "wedding ceremony" where she invited all of our family and minions was actually a ritual to bind me to her forever? How could I repeatedly let her trick me into trying to impregnate her with twins, triplets, or even quadruplets? It was all to speed up the raising of her army!

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>>34891928
Ayy Lmaos

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>>34891959
Only if there are Hathor priestesses.

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>>34891983
Why would there not be?
Just be careful; where there’s a Hathor shrine, there’s also cats of Bastet looking to get at the milk, and they’ll pounce you if you leave your guard down.

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>>34891933
She probably makes her spirit arms invisible to her future victims before revealing them as they get too close

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891998
I know they're jealous of the priestesses' large milk tanks, but they can't be hanging around looking to swipe some milk to make their own itty bitty kitty titties bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892022
That sounds like a challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892041
If they keep trying to come into the temple, I'm gonna start lining the perimeter with bottles of water. That oughta keep them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892022
Plenty of them are well into Fat Cat Tats territory, they just dip into the milk out of habit/preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892056
That's a big cat to boy size ratio.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're gonna be a hero, aren't you excited Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892261
I just wanna play some god damn video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892353
Would a Valkyrie approve of a man saving a kingdom in a video game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892401
Depends on how horny she is and just waiting to give him a victory-blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

If a Viltrumite impregnated a mamona, would superior Viltrumite genes be able to overpower the mamono mana and produce a male child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892598
Magic > genetics
Mamanomana too stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892598
Better question
What monster you make the TV version of amber better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892791
Succubus, because that's basically what she already is!

[Anonymous No.]

>You know what fairies love the most? This... Ehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

How many daughters can a monster's womb hold at a time? I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

You know would be wholesome but worrying?
Waking up to being cuddled by a minotaur
No sex, just waking up in her arms and leaving you confused how you got like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892907
how many can you put in her womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892923
As many as she can hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890784
>4monster gold
She's getting bullied if she enters my house, what kind of mamono buys 4monster gold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34889483
Okay, I just logged in. What the hell happened this time and what was posted?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys tell me if this is weird:

My city's constructing a great tower as basically a flex. And one day some stranger of a man came to our city and offered that he can complete the rest of the tower in just a day if in return he adds some bell as a dedication to his culture's god. And lo and behold, the next morning the tower is complete with that bell. But just this last night, the bell from the completed tower started going- BONG GONG BONG!!!

Basically, the bell from that stranger rang lowly then super loud for thirteen times and now there's news that Mouse Mamono have been spotted around at night. Surely this is fake news and bullshit, right?

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>An older Order Paladin or Order Priest looks down at the corrupted Hero
>"Why... WHY DID YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE CORRUPTED BY DEMONIC MONSTER LUST!? *he points his fingers in the side of his head* THINK ADVENTURER! HOW CAN THE MONSTERGIRLS EVER BE CONSIDERED 'THE TRUE GOOD GUYS' WHEN THEY TAKE AND RAPE OUR BOYS, CORRUPT AND MONSTERIZE OUR GIRLS AND WOMEN INTO MORE MONSTERS AND DEMONS, AAAND. THE DEMON LORD'S PLANS INVOLVE REWRITTING THE VERY FABRIC IF REALITY TO SUIT A MONSTERGIRL'S NEEDS, WANTON WANTS AND PLEASURE THAT WILL RESULT IN THE EXTINCTION OF PURE HUMANS AND PURE HUMANITY!!!! AND IF, ILLIAS FORBID- THE DEMON LORD'S PLANS SUCCEED. THERE WILL BE NO ACTUAL HUMANS LEFT! JUST MONSTERGIRLS AND 'INCUBI', THE BASTARDIZED VERSION OF WHAT MONSTERS THINK HUMAN MEN ARE! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE IN THE FUTURE IF THAT EVER HAPPENS!?
>the Corrupted Hero mutters lovingly: "A family. I will have a family of monster daughters, still human sons, and so many grand kids and relatives..."

[Anonymous No.]

Pet the cute Kobold. Pet her now!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to teach your hellhound kids that rape is bad.
She needs to ask him if she can rape him, and if he says no than she can claim she's being discriminated against and rape him. Just like the demon lord intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887655
Lol, get deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34890917
>>she'll often crawl into your bed, only to immediately get drowsy and fall asleep right next to you
Free daki though. Very gropeable too

[Anonymous No.]

So guys actually can't get "real" raped in MGE? How do savagely ruthless rapist monster girls know not to rape a guy that's completely not into her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34893661
OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>34893688
>How do savagely ruthless rapist monster girls know not to rape a guy that's completely not into her?
They can tell when a guy isn't into them, as such they're not gonna fuck him since he's not a suitable mate, and therefor he doesn't get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34887980
Onahole wife!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do my hag-o-meter that I bought from a gremlin keep going off near my demon childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34893688
>So guys actually can't get "real" raped in MGE?
They can, and they do. But the real rape turns into loving sex since no man can resist the charm of monster girls.

Monster girls aside. What if I told you that IRL, a total 10/10 girl, virgin, practically super model like looks, was gonna fuck you whether you liked it or not? Nearly every single straight man in existence would be more than happy to oblige.
Now add the monster girl factor of being experts at sex and having magical charm and mamono mana. For the few that'd resist, the pleasure would be so much that they'd come around and enjoy it very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

Genki shogstack healing her war veteran mastah

[Anonymous No.]

spats and tanktop under summerdress
I crave it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894114
I feel your pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894041
>What if I told you that IRL, a total 10/10 girl, virgin, practically super model like looks, was gonna fuck you whether you liked it or not?
Be extremely suspicious of her motives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894114
Nothing under summerdress
And the careless lolimander sometimes lifts it with her tail a bit too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894041
What if he was already in love and dead set on finding a different type of girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894615
they wholeheartedly support him in his endeavor. seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894472
Lolimanders are voted the most likely to get impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what if I tell a succubus that's trying to seduce me I don't want to be horny, I just want to be happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895068
Instead of getting fucked, you will get cuddled fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892401
>>34892477

>Guy playing through final boss of Final Phantasy™ XXIII
>Keeps getting smashed by the Dark Marlboro Lord's™ Super Attack in phase II
>Nervous, horny Valkyrie is rubbing herself and moaning encouragements, she can hardly wait to reward her hero for saving the day
>he keeps dying on purpose because he likes how desperate she gets when he finally wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>34891376
>harem of 9 foxum
Anon what the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892401
I like modern day valks setting their sights very low for any act of heroism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34892056
I really like this artists proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

ideal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895233
>one of them makes the shota trip before another pounces on him
what a dangerous forest

[Anonymous No.]

>wanna see how it works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895490
Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I properly give headpats to all three Kamaitachi with only two hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895233
Those girls have probably never seen an adult man before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895720
Easy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/SMMKiLpgZKw
Those lizardgirl/lamia/harpy delinquents better leave the phlegmatic manti-chan alone. If only they weren't total hoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895792
How do i get a third hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895978
Potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, did you REALLY just get a boner from seeing two animals mate in a documentary? You perv

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896106
>I got a boner from you, not the animals!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896049
Fun fact: Potion is actually pronounce po-tee-on not po-shun

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896106
>demon keeps bullying you by teleporting in and casting arousal spells while you're doing mundane things and then mocking you about it
>you're grilling some burgers?
>boner
>taking out the trash?
>boner
>folding your laundry?
>oh you better believe that's a boner

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896106
>But that's us. How did they get that footage!?

[Anonymous No.]

What MG would be most protective of her healslut husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896199
>grabs your arm from behind to show you "how to grill properly" while she presses her breasts into your back
>when you turn around after throwing out the trash she kabedons you then presses her thigh against your groin
>sneaks her lingerie into your laundry
Truly cunning creatures, demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896106
So lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel, baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>34885231
God that body type is the best like holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896257
Monkey in the wild does not masturbate, but monkey in captivity does. Curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896243

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896272
I know, right. Plump in all the right place

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896277
Hmm, so If I go to the zoo, I can see the Kakuens schlickin, ey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894041
You can not want something you like and enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896254
>anon gets ready to take a shower
>he takes a deep breath and braces himself for the demon to be in there
>throws the curtain open, ready to tell her to get out of his house again
>she's not there
>anon lets out a sigh of relief and steps under the warm water
>the demon walks in too, right behind him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896340
Thats it, Its time for miss demon to meet mister dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896282
Ah yes, the “blender” build.

[Anonymous No.]

I like that monster girls rape but i don’t enjoy the guranteed happy ending, if theres no chance for a monster to face repercussions then it starts to feel like a hopeless dystopian setting where your constantly getting mind controlled by charms pheremones and DE to feeling happy. I want to keep my negative emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896243
Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896282
>>34896455
Man, this is a tough choice. Too many nice big girls who would make good tanks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896446
Just imagine yourself in 2hu or something then.

[Anonymous No.]

>Based Mongoose

I wonder if Monstergirls have a thing for religious guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896509
Getting railed by a Paladin in full plate is among the top 5 fetishes for most monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896509
Depends on the religion probably, worshiping the CG is probably a turn off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896509
Poison and healing are two sides of the same coin, deeply intertwined. The vilification of snakes by the ((modern church)) was entirely by ((their)) design. Simply because Satan assumed the form of a serpent once. Yet he also wears the flesh of man, does he not?

What I am saying, at the end of the day, is fug the snek girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896500
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896586
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896572
Whats the other four, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34894643
>impregnated
Let's not go that far, but atleast most likely to unintentionally seduce men. Even more than alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896629
hand holding
headpats
men cooking food
cumflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896605
On it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896106
I'm imagining what the monster girl counterpart of each would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896657
>not marriage and impregnation
Grade A certified retard over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896596
pat the bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896695
OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896646
You say that but its a proven, statistical fact!*

*Discounting Permalolis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of maid do you like the most? What about the least? A few (but not all) examples:
>Regular maid
>Battle maid
>Assassin maid
>Robomaid
>Milk maid
>Witch maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896714
Now pat ALL the bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896611
Begone, demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896758
One that can be all that, at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896758
Fusion of battle maid and milk maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896758
Motherly maid, and stern old huge maid that melts under my touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896782
Like, zoinks, to the library!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896605
>Simply because Satan assumed the form of a serpent once.
The description of the punishment of the serpent implies it was given that form for deceiving Adam and Eve because it didn't have to crawl on its stomach before, and depending on your interpretation it wasn't Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896805
I need a fox hag gf

[Anonymous No.]

Impreg is Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896837

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896846
>Angry echidna noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896846
How's it feel to be an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896830
No! Bad nacho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896846
U are cringe for being made that way

[Anonymous No.]

Tips if you get approached by an older looking vampire at a bar? I may have a situation on my hands...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896586
I bet most Monstergirls would like Christian guys, MGs are pretty compatible with Christianity

>Loyal
>Chaste
>Good wives/mothers
>Really take that 'be fruitful and multiply' thing to heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896837
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896758
I like combat maids the most, especially if they had some sort of military or adventuring experience before becoming a maid. My least favorite maid would probably be no-fun 4monster meidos

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896939
Talk about how hags make you rock hard and how you workout a lot, it will creep her out.Trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896905
She'll change her mind once I'm done with her and she's carrying triplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896988
>tell her you work out
>says she wants proof
>show her your phone's fitness app
>looks through it
>starts heart pupiling when she sees your heart rate charts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896792
>Jack of all maids, master of... well you're the master here, master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896794
The unassuming milk maid joins you on your quest and you soon learn of her mercenary past

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896803
>headpats you
>lets out a little eep when you abruptly hug her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896981
I love cute former mercenary maids that try to cover up their scars with their maid outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896846
>he's an anti-natalist in a monstergirl thread
>literally the entire reason for sex in the first place
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896758
Meaty maids with merc backgrounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896758
Fluffy maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897271
Rattlesnake Jane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897450
How ya been, sister?

[Anonymous No.]

Snakes are the best cuddlers and make for the best sleeping partners. The fact that they don't have legs makes snuggling up close at night very convenient for you. Just hike your one leg up over her tail. She'll like it too since your junk will be pressed up against her. Not too different from hugging a body pillow at night. But with the added bonus that her tail will run along your back providing you with extra support and her some extra warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897484
I've heard that lamia tails are cold and not very comfortable to hug on to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897441
Do you think they'd use their mofu as a duster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897484
Snakes aren't fluffy enough to be a good sleeping partner. If the snake had mofu I'd be down for it, but sleeping while rubbing against hard and rough scales sounds uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897375
Need me a battle-hardened Jinko maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897555
Bunyip, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897484
If Lamias are even half as squishy as actual snakes, then yes, excellent cuddlers indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897533
They're not cold. They're just a tad cool, but after a little bit, they'll warm up and be nice and comfortable. Not unlike a pillow that warms up when you hold onto it for an extended period of time. Also, mamono mana makes monstrous features soft to the touch.

>>34897555
Bunyips exist for the fluff lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897555
Mofu isn't the only option, there's plenty of good daki species that would love to be your little cuddlemuffin in bed. For example, and lord forgive me for uttering these words, consider greenworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897587
>>34897609
How do you even go about getting a Bunyip snuggle partner? I don't think it would be as easy as walking up to one and asking nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897663
It literally is. If you need to convince her further, compliment her bottlecap collection or tell her how cool it is that she counts random things she sees in the wild. Just be wary of random tail flicks because she's flustered at you noticing her odd hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897319
I like sex but not impreg, this is the glory of contraceptives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34895211
What I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897714
Hey, I would get along pretty well with one. I do some of those things

[Anonymous No.]

You get isekaid to MGE, just as you are about to set to look for your waifu a female paladin approach you:

>Ye who come from another world, I come to save you from monsters! If they have laid their claws on our men I will not allow them to do the same with a man from another land!
>I swear to protect you and serve you with everything I got!
>I-If you accept my hand in marriage... through all my life I have dreamed of summoning my own man from a land undefiled by THEM. And... I finally have...
>Shows you heaps of art she has made of you and her
>She extends her hand to you
>Please, lets ride together to the chapel and lets make a vow of love right now. Allow me to become your shinning knight.

Would you accept or keep looking for your monster waifu? She also comes from a special bloodline with valkyrie blood and cant be monsterized unless she explicitly consents to it, an idea she absolutely hates. So there is a good chance she will never monsterize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
>My true love is the biggest mino in the world and you aren't her.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Dante met a Cheshire in the forest instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
No way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
Of course. It takes a special kind of jerk to deny a lady her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
Sorry Miss, I'm here for sexy, slimy, sandworm mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897870
That chesh has a big jaw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
I would run into the woods and cry for help hoping some beast girls rescue me from this "monster"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
>Vow of Love RIGHT NOW
Girl you're pretty and sound nice, but I just met you 5 SECONDS AGO. How about we get to know eachother for a while before I make a decision like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
This is the monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
Nah, aint gonna do it. I'll go to the caves of dragonia to look for my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897870
>THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897906
And then somewhere along the way I'll try to attract the attention of an Actual Valkyrie, help her 'fall', so as to have someone to convince Knight Lady to take the mamanopill as well..

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
Living with your Human wife in a totally monsterized city while she tries not to give in to the monsters and probably (You)r attempts to corrupt her?
Sure, sounds like a fun SOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
I wanted to say that it's a stupid question and you're basically coming to a monster girl thread asking people if they want a human woman, but the part where she wants to marry you right after meeting you makes me question her humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897789
If she's got looks and loyalty that can match a monster girl, I'd be fine with marrying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897964
>monster girl tries to trick you into thinking yshes a human
>the guy she summoned runs of screaming hes a virgin into the woods after hearing you say that there a monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897964
That's exactly why she can't be monsterized, got her figured out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898046
who else would be strong enough to summon a human from another world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897974
Loyalty isn't an issue in MGE as the gods will curse anyone if they are unfaithful to their spouse. The real problem would be trying to find a human that looks as good as a monster. Is it even possible for humans to be as beautiful as a succubus without monsterizing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898046
Can't be monsterized if you're already a monster, heh heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898046
I like the outfit on the right. It has a nice combination of formal and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34896846
>>34897740
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898046
Ah, a transparent skirt, she has excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898195
Suddenly shy oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34897870
Which Dante?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898220
More importantly who the hell is Dante?

[Anonymous No.]

Did KC update his game yet? The next girls are holst and alraune, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898245
I'll do you one better. Why is Dante?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34898265
Drax shut up

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>>34897789
>>34898046
Then what kind of monster girl is she?

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>>34897740
>I like food but hate swallowing, that's why I spit it out after I'm done chewing

Imagine thinking like this

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>>34898307
I think ancient romans actually did that to enjoy more food or shit

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>>34898287
How would a lizard girl react if I acted all impressed to meet a dragon, and when she tried to duel me I insisted that I would never dare to imply I'm on equal footing to a mighty dragon such as her?

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>>34898340
No they gorged until they threw up

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>>34898061
What if you were summoned by a monster girl that you didn't like?

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>>34898110
What if someone in the human areas got forcefully married to someone they didn't like?

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>>34898340
Only the wealthy degenerates, most Romans were stoics that ate simple foods, stayed faithful to their wives, and practiced military virtues even into the late Republican period (look up Cato the Elder if you wanna see how seriously they took public morality). The downfall of Rome came when the average Roman citizen no longer held to the stoic, spartan virtues of their forefathers and became fat and lazy consoomers instead.

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>>34898245
Your prom date, you ugly sack of shit!

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>>34898370
Saito's acceptance at getting treated as a second class citizen was extremely annoying. I was just waiting for the moment when he pinned Louise down and said "Listen bitch, I am not a dog. I am not a plebian, and I don't give a fuck if you are an aristocrat. You summoned me out of nowhere, without my permission, and are treating me like a slave. You'll find a way to get me back to my home, or I'll fucking kill you."

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>>34898406
>or I'll fucking rape you
ftfy

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>>34898395
Christcucks ruined everything. Let's burn them.

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>>34897484
Snake cuddles are the best of best

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I don't even care if I get hooked up with a yandere pit friend from hell, I just want a monster girl that will love me back.

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>>34898440
>pit friend
that sounds pretty cute

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Which is the monster girl for you if you love having sex but don't like her belly getting big and having to put in effort raising the kids?

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>>34897789
>special bloodline with valkyrie blood and cant be monsterized
She's just in denial of being a monster, isn't she?

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>>34898440
You make it sound like being with a yandere pit fiend would be a bad thing when it's actually pretty comfy
>Kept safe in a dark, quiet, and warm corner of the underworld where nobody can ruin your happy married life
>Spend the rest of eternity with a girl that always has your happiness in mind, even if it is to an obsessive degree
>Her protective urges will extend to your daughters as well, making sure they have the best start possible when they go out and search for their own humans to marry

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>>34898520
slime

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>>34898550
Thought so.

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>>34898294
>proud warrior
>bullys undead
Dhampir

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>>34898520
Some of the plant girls just send out seeds or spores instead of having kids, you could consider marrying one of them.

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>>34898526
>>34898577
Which one is it?

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>>34898428
Lol, Romans were done centuries before the Church took over. Ironically, the Catholic Church maintained and appropriated the few decent institutions left in Late Imperial Rome, and part of the Church's emphasis on Celibacy/Sexual morality was a response to the rampant sexual degeneracy of the Mid and Late Imperial period, including strong anti-natalism (contraception and abortion).

The native Romans lost their Empire because they did not continue to produce the strong warriors that they had conquered with world with. They became so wrapped up in seeking empty sexual satisfaction they could not and would not raise strong sons and wise daughters as their forefathers had. It's a sad irony--one that fortunately MG's would not have tolerated, had they existed in ancient Rome

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>>34898294
Sell me on this anime

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>>34898696

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>>34898733
My what a tight shirt.

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>>34898520
>Doesn't want to see his wife blush and glow with health like all pregnant women do
>Doesn't want to watch her swell and bloom over 9 months, watching as she grows heavy and satisfied with her divine work, every day her eagerness growing like the new life growing within her
>Don't want to hold you cute son or daughter in your arms, while their big curious eyes look into yours
>Don't want to hear them say your name as their first word
>Don't want to teach them to speak and later to read by telling them bedtime stories and reading your favorite childhood stories aloud
>Don't want to teach them how to ride a bike
>Don't want to watch their eyes light up and squeal with delight when you tell them they're going to visit grandma and grandpa's house
>Don't want to win first prize at the science fair
>Don't want to coach their softball league or cheer them as they take first down at the big game
>Don't wanna take them hunting and fishing during the summer and skiing during the winter
>Don't wanna teach them how to drive, and wince as you hand over their keys for the first time
>Don't want to see them grow into a strong young man or a beautiful and wise young woman
>Don't want to walk your little girl down the aisle and see her happy face as she married the man she loves, knowing you've not lost a daughter, but gained a son
>Don't want to sip scotch and smoke cigars with your own son on the deck, watching his little boy playing with the dogs, happy in the knowledge your line will live on, that you shall join your father's in an unbroken chain of love stories stretching backwards to Creation and forwards into Eternity

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>>34898789

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>>34898696
See >>34898740
Demongirl gets bullied by humans, a lich, a robot and a chimera.

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>>34898805
>boattard
Oh, it makes sense now.

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>>34898520
one that knows magick birthcontrol and is OK with waiting until you are comfortable with fatherhood

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>>34896805
But that’s not a library; that’s a storage shed in the middle of the woods!

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>>34898895
No, that's the only monster girl version of the "Yes" meme I've found.

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>>34898440
A BALROG OF MORGOTH

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>>34898920
A newfag too, eh.

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>>34898947
What did you say?

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>>34898950
No.

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>>34898805
Kaga would make a very excellent mom
..at least, once she got past the impulse to fucking eat the runt of the litter. she can be a special kind of feral-crazy

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>>34898920
Do we have a version for Kikimora? I know I saw one with a Manticore...

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>>34898947
What is this new waifutry?

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>>34898895
Please don't associate me with that fag.

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>>34899029
I thought boattard was an insult to someone from a fanbase, not a specific person.

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What I find funny about this image is that the shirohebi printed out images of her husband's texts with colour just so she could confront him about them. I like to think it was just her but changed her contact from "honey" to "dear" or something

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WURM!
W is for WIFE
U is for UNDERSTANDS
R is for ROUGH
M is for MATING
FIND YOURSELF A WURM TODAY FRIENDS!

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>>34899060
Find one for what?

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>>34899081
digging

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>>34899091
Digging where?

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Need oni-chan.

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>>34899056
I love this too
>"I love you lots"! Why, that little harlot!
>"I can't wait to stare into your beautiful eyes"--well, at least the little hussy appreciate's hubby's good points...
>"I'll be bringing home your favorite flowers"! Oh, so he bought ME flowers because he bought HER some?! Oh, Hubby Darling, I'm going to wear you like a Wagu steak when you get home!...

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>>34899109
Oni that calls herself an older brother?

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>>34898789
It hurts reading this knowing there will never be monstergirls to share this moment with

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Three-way with a monster girl and a human girl!

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>>34899120
Sounds like hebi needs a good dickin to jog the old noggin

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>>34899056
I wouldnt mind a hebi cause I would just fuck her harder every time she thinks I am cheating on her

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>>34899142
Only valid if you're corrupting said human girl.

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>>34899127
Precisely

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>>34899109
>confused lolibaba bapho having trouble figuring out how to use a computer
>types searches as posts online
>sure that Mr. 4chan is going to get back to her with her search results soon

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>>34899192
What if you're not and want a human girl as well?

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>>34899196
So alp oni?

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>>34899196
Does she like dressing up as a guy when you fuck?

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>>34897789
>Snow from Combatants Will Be Dispatched!
If you actually wanted people to say yes you should have chosen a different paladin. There is nothing paladin about her she's a conniving bitch.

That said, If I am isekai'd must fulfill the wizard prophecy anything else. Study the arcane and retain my virginity until the ripe age of 30 and go full /x/ schizo. Also Owl familiar sounds nice.

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>>34899222
Moreso tomboy.

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>>34899010
No, I'm aware of the Manticore picture and this one.

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>>34897789
I could see Grimm summoning her own man.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Jinko react if her husband told her he wants a threesome with a Hinezumi?

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>>34899213
But why?

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How fucked am I if I just called my wife heavy?

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What's the worst thing you could say to an Oni at a drinking party?

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>>34899270
The contrast is nice.

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>>34899280
>I only drink bud light
Instant death.

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>>34899280
>Hey, you have been drinking a lot, havent you. Wow!
>Yer right cute smally, how ya know?
>You got fatter! Your abs are gone!

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>>34899280
“How about a bet?”

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>>34899273
Depends on if she's actually heavy. If she is, then she should just acknowledge it as a factual statement and be fine with it since you should know each other well.

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>>34899280
>you ever tried mixing vodka with energy drinks?

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>>34899280
Sake a shit, liqour a shit and you got a beer belly

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>>34899280
>You're nice and all but I honestly like the (Red/Blue) kind better.

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>>34899290
The contrast between a stake and two week old gummy bears is quite noticeable, doesn't mean I want them both on my plate.

I'm mostly messing with you, but I do think that sex with a human that isn't getting corrupted is just a waste.

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>>34899280
>What's a "chugjob?"

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>>34899280
>Is your liver okay?

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>>34899273
>Clydesdale horses can weigh up to 2000lbs
>A Clydesdale centaur would probably weight even more.

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Violent breeding with your beautiful ebony mistress anubis

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>>34899369
You have alerted the kumiho.

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>>34899273
To see just how fucked you are I called my dark elf wife heavy. She did not take it well...

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>>34885220

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>>34899387
Oh no, dont go for liver that is nice and juicy. Anything but that

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>>34899325
>and you got a beer belly
On a different note, why not tell her to get a baby bump and not a beer bump?

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>>34899246

Too bad, I love non-lewd cute Kiki pics

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>>34899280
I only drink wine.

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>>34899280
The only two things I drink is water and milk

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>>34899369

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>>34899457
An onis hell

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>>34899328
I think it's nice to also have a human girl along with monster girls. I like the bullying and intense 3-way fucking.
>be on the bottom with the human in the middle facing upwards
>have thigh sex with her while the monster girl rides your cock and holds the human girl's legs in missionary position while symmetrical docking her
>the intensity of their thighs slamming together while the monster girl tells her how inferior her human pussy is
>the human girl getting fucked silly and mindbroken from the bullying and multiple intense forced orgasms
>keep switching around doing many different positions and cumming many times inside the monster girl
>finally let the human girl get penetrated
>hold her close, then whisper in her ear that monster pussy will always be better than hers
>make out with the monster girl while you're cumming inside the human girl as she ahegaos

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>>34899273
If she is a monster? Some days being raped while she sits on you
If she is an angel? This can extend to years and millenials

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>>34899387
Would Kumihos even want Oni liver?

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>>34899280
>I think you've had enough to drink for tonight.

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How many monster girls would be scared to go to the doctors office?

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>>34899527
>Zombies are scared your gonna have her go back to living with Dr. Lich

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>>34899273
Quickly follow up with the fact that muscle is three times denser than fat and try spinning it, like
>wow your muscles are so heavy, you must have been working a lot

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>>34899527
Does a Kobold being afraid of the vet count?

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>>34899402
BAsed

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>>34899549
Dr Lich must be depressed because all the zombies she raised don't want to see her anymore after they got married.

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>>34899573
I want to marry Dr. Lich she she always has someone to come home to and cuddle with so she doesn't have to make any more zombies to keep her company.
She's still gonna make them, but she doesn't have to anymore.

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>>34899573
So she became a filthy NEET

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>>34899573
Now I feel bad for marrying Dr. lich zombie assistant.

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>>34899654
Just marry Dr. Lich so she can be reunited with her assistant.

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>>34899679
>Dr. Lich got her assistant back
>And a new test subject along with her.

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>>34899605
Why is lich so despondent?

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>>34899706
she can raise anything except for her own spirits...

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>>34899735
she's trying her hardest in that image

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>>34899744
She's raising spirits alright

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>>34899706
I wanna be Lich-chans retard assiantant is who only good for his strengh and his tendency to find new things out by being stupid

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>>34899402
Head should be higher. Between the boobs.

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>>34899706
Her surrogate children ignore her.

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>>34899754
Even if I was smart I'd feel stupid next to her.

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>>34899754

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>>34899880
Hard to beat this kind of ego boost

[Anonymous No.]

Modified
Unified
Method

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>>34899835
She's too BEEG.

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>>34899959
Mum?

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Are you mostly subs or doms?

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>>34900048
yes

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>>34900048
Yes but only sub to mommydommy

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>>34900048
A good number of people here are switches. I myself want a gentle dom wife.

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>>34900048
I like the idea of fucking my monsterfu missionary and forcing blowjobs, but I also wanna be devoured by her and enjoy some time in her serpentine stomach. So I guess that means I'm a bit of both.

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>>34900048
Both. I want to sub to my wife and get amazon'd until I pass out but I also want to drink a doppel potion and fuck her into a cum covered mess.

[Anonymous No.]

Breed wurms. That is all.

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>>34900048
I don't really identify as either but I can see the appeal of both.

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>>34900307
Breed griffons

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>>34900380
>mrow

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>>34900307
Sneed wurms

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>>34900380
>The look your Gripphon waifu gives you when she's carrying twins

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>>34885220

[Anonymous No.]

Based content

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>>34900422
>not triplets
I have failed

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>>34900426
>Not capturing the haughty elf and turning her over to your P'Orc wives to train until she's a slutty plump piggy just like them

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I wanna be a yandere lilim's love slave.

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>>34900474
Don't say that, Anon, you'll make her feel bad! It's only her first time!

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>>34899754
>”Pull the lever, anon”

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>>34900621

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>>34900627
Oh, yeah, it's coming together

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>>34900496
me too
I'd be filled with such joy, to be her personal plaything

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>>34900426
Take em both and have a haughty elf wife and a tribal porc wife for interesting culture clashes

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>>34900048
I'm pretty much 100% sub. I can't even get off to being a dom.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in class and I have a boner. Every monster girl in the class knows and the teacher wants me to stand what should I do?

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>>34900756
ask for a waifu pass

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>>34900756
Refuse for your own safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900790
whats that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900803
a pass to see your waifu for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900812
but I don't have one yet!

[Anonymous No.]

I love jinkos! L-O-V-E ! Love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900833
well thats a you problem, you shouldve had one since your were a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900838
and they love you too

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>>34900833
You do, you just don't know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900684
God imagine anal with a lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900840
>>34900842
the only girl I have been close to is my momtser

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>>34900859

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>>34900838
Why?

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>>34900853
but i poop from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900916
not now you dont

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>>34900918

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>>34900882
complete the holy trinity of being cute, sexy and fearsome

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900968
That's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900986
u gay

[Anonymous No.]

U all gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900916
>>34900918
>>34900943
Fuck off fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>34901044

[Anonymous No.]

is mob face best face for cute monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900943
What's the source on this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34901065
Debatable, but it is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34900048
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81819182#big_0
Thrust mummies!