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Heist of the century.

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/writers-list.html
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

>> No.34867215

>>34867168
t. dicklet

>> No.34867237
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>> No.34867271
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34867271

Your new tengu neighbors are here.

>> No.34867284
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34867284

where is this cute gote from

>> No.34867285

>>34867271
What's the best thing to bake for your new monster neighbor?

>> No.34867314

>>34867271
Hope they wont mind me working out in the yard

>> No.34867324
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smoosh

>> No.34867334
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>>34867284
One of my favorite doujins of all time that we will never, ever see more of because the artist draws furry 90% of the time.
https://exhentai.org/g/752352/0bbef5a393/

>> No.34867341

>>34867271
>"chotto matte"

>> No.34867351

>>34867334
Looks like kemono from the posted pic alone.

>> No.34867355

>>34867206
>Razormind is blasting in the background

>> No.34867409

>>34867314
You'll see them gossiping and wiping sweat off their brows.

>> No.34867434

>>34867314
do mgs like sweat?

>> No.34867454

>>34867314
Considering I run shirtless when it gets warm enough, I imagine its only a matter of time till I have some surprise running buddies.....or a boobytrapped running route.

>> No.34867477
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>>34867206
They hunt in packs.

>> No.34867491

>>34867477
I do not fear a mere three small foxes.

>> No.34867528

>>34867477
FOXES HUNT IN PACKS, ARISEN.

>> No.34867529

>>34867477
And they will give birth in packs as well

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>>34867206

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>>34867491
Your arrogance will only make the eventual domination all the sweeter. Submit to the Mofu Empire, anon.

>> No.34867591

What have you done, this place has made me like greenworms and hate chershires.

>> No.34867599

>>34867579
Anubis-san looks different this morning

>> No.34867601

>>34867529
I don't think their little hips can handle it, anon...

>> No.34867604

>>34867409
I also hope they dont mind me grunting like an animal as I do

>> No.34867612
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>>34867589
I refuse.

>> No.34867616
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>> No.34867618

>>34867579
Anubis with horns? Asking for a face fuck

>> No.34867638

What's the best way to get a harem of zombie girl I can turn into a harem with Wights?

>> No.34867642

>>34867579
What big ears you have, Hathor.

>> No.34867645

>>34867601
You think that but monster girl bodies are quite adaptable to changes.
If they don't have them at the start, they'll have the hips at the end

>> No.34867655
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>>34867612
Silly anon. It wasn't a request.

>> No.34867661

>>34867638
Kite a horde of them until they are all bunched up then funnel them into your house.

>> No.34867678
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>>34867655
small goat mofu is best mofu

>> No.34867711
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Oops.

>> No.34867719

>>34867661
>Kite zombie horde to house
>Keep kiting them into the bedroom
>Use full PP and finishing moves
>Great Success

>> No.34867739

>>34867591
they didn't make you do anything, you chose to consider

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>>34867579
no

>> No.34867745
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Moth caterpillars!
Fun fact: The species this is based off is the "regal moth" or "royal walnut moth."
Himedere time.

>> No.34867758

>>34867745
she's a royal walnut moth becasue im going to slam her royal ass against a wall and nut in her mouth

>> No.34867779
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The other day I was studying some ruins in the middle of the desert and now I'm trapped in a palace. Send help.

>> No.34867784

>>34867779
considering that you have internet it cant be that bad

>> No.34867875
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>Heard you guys were having fun without me.

>> No.34867934
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I find cooking very fun, though that's probably because I like to make comfy food.
Want to spoil a mg by making all her meals.

>> No.34867988

>>34867779
That phaorh is a fatty

>> No.34868011
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>>34867758
Don't threaten her with a good time.

>> No.34868022

>>34868011
it's not a threat it's a promise

>> No.34868204
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>you can see I'm not very monster like from this body of mine, young man...
>but I'll show you a world of pleasure and agony all the same, if you let me in~
>kuhuhuhu

>> No.34868205

>>34867589
Raccoons are better than foxes

>> No.34868249

>>34868204
Ok, lady but, can you pay rent please, its three months overdue

>> No.34868258
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Always discipline your elf

>> No.34868272

>>34868204
Gross tat.

>> No.34868286

>>34868204
Mam', this is a Starbucks.

>> No.34868294

>>34868204
That's nice but I'm heading up north to meet a buddy with some friends for DND

>> No.34868336

>>34868204
Can help me find my grandmas house, Im lost

>> No.34868381

>>34868204
But you own this place. I just rent from you, remember?

>> No.34868449
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Brown loli pussy.

>> No.34868477
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>>34868449
Can I get uhhhhhhhhh grey?

>> No.34868495
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>>34868477
how about as pale as possible

>> No.34868507

>>34868449
Give me the cunny special of the day

>> No.34868526

>>34868495
I bet Runya is the most sexually deviant bapho of them all. She's probably written hundreds of nasty, smut stories

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>>34867206

>> No.34868566
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Hey everyone, Jabberfag here, just wanted to share the results of the poll! Some interesting results, Japan and Russia were neck and neck for the entire poll! I hope you look forward, there are some very exciting ideas for some of these places, what place do you look forward to the most?

>> No.34868574

>>34868526
I would marry a girl like that cause think of she will stutter when the first night will happen

>> No.34868588

>>34868566
How many you planning on in total? Should be really fun to see these though.

>> No.34868612

>>34868566
What was the poll about?

>> No.34868615

>>34867206
>worm bread
nice

>> No.34868625

>>34868612
Places and I think any special requests

>> No.34868629

>>34868566
Germany should have a holst icon
Greece, a medusa
Southwest USA, a sandworm

>> No.34868634

>>34868449
It's called cunny, dummy.

>> No.34868653

>>34868566
>southeast USA that low
biscuits-and-gravybros... we lost...

>> No.34868667

>>34868629
>>34868634
Imma dummy for cunny cummies

>> No.34868676

>>34868566
>New England in second to last place
I just want to see Jabber eat a wicked big lohbsta fresh outta the habah...

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>>34867206

>> No.34868760
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>>34867206

>> No.34868776

>>34868588
We work the way down the list and see how many can be done. Most should follow the below pages formula, but hopefully there might be some extra stuff along the way!

>>34868612
Jabberwock will be traveling across the world, and visiting MGE versions of places, writing a bit about the culture, food, and animals there! The general idea is to help create various settings and flavors for the MGE setting, like how there's Zipangu and the Mist Continent. The first two pages are done, with a country based on the Philippines.

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1394815072711626753

The poll was done for people to vote for the order of the countries.

>>34868653
If there was ever a "season 2" I already know two more specific place in the South-East I would add, but that's far far off into the maybe future. It still did very well in the poll, it's just that the upper-mid slots were very competitive!

>> No.34868795

>>34868694
Thank you, neet fox.

>> No.34868805
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34868805

Want to play a game anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RghL1rViX34

>> No.34868814

>>34868805
>Want to play a game anon?
Sure.

>> No.34868843

>>34868776
Is she going to meet the pictured girls?

>> No.34868851
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>>34868814
You don't care what you may win or lose?
Ok then, what is Cheshire Cat's favorite drink?

>> No.34868856

>>34868851
Bepis

>> No.34868874
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>>34868856
Nope, guess again.

>> No.34868893

>>34868851
Milk?

>> No.34868895

>>34868851
Cum with a side of bepis

>> No.34868900

>>34868874
no u

>> No.34868911
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>>34868893
Close
>>34868895
Nope
>>34868900
Rude

>> No.34868949

>>34868851
Purple drink?

>> No.34868953

>>34868911
>Close
Dick milk?

>> No.34868972

>>34868911
Cream?

>> No.34868983

>>34868843
Probably!

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>>34867206

>> No.34869090

>>34868911
>Close
Malk?

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>>34868949
>>34868953
>>34868972
All wrong, Evaporated Milk, the prize for losing is cheshire ass.

>> No.34869211
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>>34867206

>> No.34869219

>>34868851
>what is Cheshire Cat's favorite drink?
A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat

>> No.34869323

Congrats, you were reborn into MGE land but you get raised by your favorite monster girl species. What will happen?

>> No.34869333

>>34869323
Obviously I end up marrying my adopted momster.

>> No.34869335
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>>34869323
cunny!

>> No.34869337

>>34869106
>Evaporated Milk
Butt why?

>> No.34869345

>>34868566
How does new york work

>> No.34869347

>>34869106
I always knew they had shit taste

>> No.34869348

>>34869323
>Raised by lich
We talking raised or "raised"?
Either way I think it's probably gonna be a whole lot of studying.

>> No.34869377

>>34869333
And who would that be oh holy one

>> No.34869393

>>34869323
Kaiju battle between dragon mom and dragon girlfriend. Dragons are very territorial and you don't want to stand too close when they're working out each other's boundaries.

>> No.34869424

>>34869219
number eight

>> No.34869427
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>>34869323
I'd probably end up being coddled to hell and back, for better or worse. Forget going adventuring without family accompaniment.
If I have older sisters god help me because I will not get out of their sight for long.
If I have younger sisters... that'd be kinda strange, having a sibling that looks up to you yet could probably pick you up over their head and run around with you.

>> No.34869441

>>34869323
I don't know what mommy Greenworm is like but I hope she's nice.

>> No.34869445
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>>34869345
I don't want to give spoilers, especially since plans could change. But in general, the idea for each region is to represent it in a way that is

-Idealized
-Fantastical
-Romanticized

>> No.34869448

>>34869377
Probably my waifu, who is a dragon.

>> No.34869465
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>>34869445
Good stuff.

>> No.34869477

>>34868694
>some mofu
that's not enough
I need all the mofu

>> No.34869488

>>34869477
Mofu slut

>> No.34869531

>>34869323
momster raises me to be a big strong boy and I take care of her in return

>> No.34869551
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>>34869477

>> No.34869552

The vampires must be happy they have increased popularity thanks to a very tall and think vampire MILF, right?

>> No.34869559

>>34869531
But would she keep able to keep her hands off as you grow up or would she take at the point you can cum for real

>> No.34869565

>>34869559
probably the latter, momster has to teach her son these kinds of things

>> No.34869579
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>>34869477
>and so the Mofukuza claimed yet another... indentured servant

>> No.34869590

>>34869579
How does one marry the head mofu?

>> No.34869604

>>34869579
Will the Danukis protect me from the Mofukuza? I accidentally brushed past one of those thugs and stained her jacket, now they desire my head on a platter.

>> No.34869617

>>34869604
Pull down your pants down and put your dickhead on a platter

>> No.34869635

>>34869617
I thought that was what they were implying, I just don't want to marry a smelly fox

>> No.34869640

How do dragons court men? Some girls are actively searching while others live near humans but dragons stay in caves and guard their gold. How do they court?

>> No.34869649

>>34869635
Then dont get raped and pray to eros for a wife

>> No.34869654
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>>34869604
They're in cahoots with the foxes. They'll claim to help you then next thing you know you're some rich danuki's boytoy after they arranged for your debt to be transferred to themselves instead.
Because nobodly makes sure a debt is collected like the 'nuki do.

>> No.34869657

>>34869640
they grab them when they go out

>> No.34869665

>>34869559
Depends on how exactly the rebirth works. It's one thing if I'm adopted but I'm not fucking someone who literally gave birth to me.

>> No.34869666

>>34867711
Undead and pregnancy are the best combination for me, bringing new life from a corpse is irresistible

>> No.34869695

>>34869654
Booba made me read

>> No.34869703

>>34869640
Thats why they die virgins>>3486965

>> No.34869721

>>34869604
Nah go ask for the local onis

>> No.34869746

I want a mershark to bite me

>> No.34869754

>>34869746
I want to bite one

>> No.34869757
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>>34869590
They're probably one of the few monsters around that will seriously require you to prove themselves.
Not because they're picky, but because they want to be certain that you're genuine and not just after muh wealth muh power.
Be prepared for tests of character.

>> No.34869758

>>34869754
On the ass

>> No.34869761

>>34869665
The more taboo, forbidden or impossible it is the more desirable it becomes

>> No.34869767

>>34869757
prove yourself*

>> No.34869770

>>34869757
Is she old tho? Cause that gets me hard

>> No.34869776

>>34869758
And this is how assert dominance.

>> No.34869786

>>34869770
She probably watched human civilization rise out of a bunch of squabbling primitives.
So, yeah, you could say that.

>> No.34869794

>>34869786
Yeah, so I am harder than steel and wish to wed her now more than ever

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>>34869794
And best of luck to you.

>> No.34869819

>>34869812
I dont need it cause i love hags

>> No.34869822
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>>34869323
She clumsily tries to seduce every single day since I reached puberty

>> No.34869871

>>34869822
Thinking of her dropping something right in front of you and her bending over to pick it up or she digs her hand in her breasts to give you something

>> No.34869894

Why do monster girls bend over in front of me so much. What they trying to tell me?

>> No.34869911

>>34869323
Someone made a whole image series around something like that with my favorite species. I think I would end up following a similar path to the dude in the art.

>> No.34869918

>>34869911
Sauce me bro

>> No.34869930
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>>34869822
Every single day

>> No.34869961

>>34869930
I would have fucked when I was able to first able to cum cause that ass is too fat not to be pounded

>> No.34869964
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>>34869918
Found this in the gallery, don't remember if there is any more of it.

>> No.34869980

>>34869964
Nice

>> No.34870000

>>34869654
>boytoy
What does that entail? I was planning on treating her like a princess and doing everything I can for her. Does that not work?

>> No.34870006
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Fat Ghost Milkers could be resting on your head RIGHT NOW and you wouldn't even realize it.

>> No.34870017

>>34869930
Nothing better than living out in the world with a troll momster

>> No.34870018

>>34870006
Does ghost milk taste spooky?

>> No.34870022
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>>34870000
It means that she's the one holding the leash, so to speak.

>> No.34870028

>>34870006
>shy ghosts that remain intangible and invisible and just float next to single guys pretending that they're on a date together

>> No.34870035

gonna ask the local pharaoh if she has a snake pit wish me luck

>> No.34870042

>>34870028
Now i want to spook one by looking right at her

>> No.34870047
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>>34870018
It's always chilled, sometimes it's blueberry flavor.

>> No.34870049

>>34870028
no wonder why im always cold

>> No.34870056

>>34870022
Oh if that's the case then I'll just be a nice cutenuki's boytoy.

>> No.34870066

>>34870018
Drink the milk after eating a bowl of BooBerry. That's it. If she's tan, then the same thing with Count Chocula.

>> No.34870071

>>34870006
I have been feeling a lot of weight on my neck and shoulders recently. Like someone's resting large, soft weights on them.

>> No.34870077

>>34869441
>mweh
>gosh, I know already mom
>happy mwehing while anon does dishes

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>>34870028
Careful though, some Ghosts are a bit more aggressive. Wandering into the place they haunt may result in getting snatched by their big mangrabbers.

>> No.34870107

>>34870091
Gonna go in nude and see what happens while i wave my dick around

>> No.34870123
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34870123

Does life get any better than this?

>> No.34870129

>>34870066
A tan ghost, where would I find that?

>> No.34870143

>>34870123
She an onion

>> No.34870159

>>34870129
The beach of course.

>> No.34870172

>>34870159
What the hell?

>> No.34870180

>>34869552
She seems to fit the wight a bit more with her enormous claws.
And a particular thread couple with her tendency to maim

>> No.34870184

>>34870172
Tan ghosts are found at the beach. Don't see the issue.

>> No.34870208

>>34870184
Why do they live there, what happened to them?

>> No.34870221

What if mge ended like drakenguard?

>> No.34870231

>>34870208
Skin cancer

>> No.34870271

>>34870231
Ah, makes sense but kinda fucked up

>> No.34870303

>>34870221
So the portals open and instead of everyone fucking and being happy, it annihilates everyone and basically leaves the automata to inherit the world in 10,000 years?

Ehh..

>> No.34870403

What happens if I call a big breasted demon general a dumb cow? Asking for a friend of course

>> No.34870542

>>34869323
>Raised by Bogeys
My reborn self will probably be extremely soft.

>> No.34870554

>>34870403
She'll probably be very angry with your choice of words since one of her favorite officers is a holstaur, and after arresting you, make you sit in on one of her military's cultural sensitivity lectures.

>> No.34870576
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>>34869323
>Raised by Tentacles
I have absolutely NO idea how a tentacle momster would work.

>> No.34870591

>>34870554
Oh god no, anything but that

>> No.34870642
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34870642

>>34870403
Retaliation.

>> No.34870647

>>34869323
>raised by a night gaunt
Talking is overrated.

>> No.34870713
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>>34869323
Sounds pretty good. I get a big, loving, protective cat mom or I get raised to be fit and good at fighting, if not both.

>> No.34870720

>>34870576
I just imagine her in an apron ironing some clothes while stirring a pot with one tentacle and rocking a cradle with another

>> No.34870731

>>34870576
She raises you on her sap, until your capable of feeding her your seed.

>> No.34870735

>>34870403
>>34870642
>Call a Demon Queen a 'cow'.
>Turns your village into livestock for her empire.
Who's the cow now?

>> No.34870736

>>34870642
I'd pillage her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.34870738

>>34869323
>holstaur
I would probably have very strong bones

>> No.34870747
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34870747

Big muscle yetis give powerful hugs!

>> No.34870753

>>34870735
I aint got tits tho. She still is

>> No.34870763

>>34870735
Her because she's FAT

>> No.34870788

>>34870747
It doesn't matter how physically outmatched I am, or how good at grappling she is... I'm going to chug doppelganger potions until I'm able to out-hug a muscle yeti through sheer numbers.

>> No.34870789

>>34870738
And muscles as well, think of the protein

>> No.34870799

Haoh maou is a brown cow.

>> No.34870801

>>34870788
You'll run out of surface area on her first.

>> No.34870832

>>34869323
I get graped.

>> No.34870844

>>34870832
Would a grape snek really do that?

>> No.34870879

Aside from gremlins do monster have any science and technology?

>> No.34870896

>>34870879
Dwarves do.

>> No.34870898

I want to be reborn as the purest shota that has ever lived and to be raised by the oldest, lewdest, most perverted monster girl to be her perfect husband

>> No.34870922

>>34870896
Didn't they all die/get corrupted?

>> No.34870923

>>34870789
I could get as swole as humanly possible off holst milk and I'd still be a mama's boy at the end of the day.

>> No.34870944
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>>34870922
They're a type of monster now. And they still have their craftsmanship.

>> No.34870954

>>34870923
I am now seeing a mountain of man bending down and saying yes mom to his very short holst momster

>> No.34870966

>>34869323
>Pharaoh
I'd be a pampered prince.

>> No.34871025

Big sloppy kisses with all of Wock's tentacles

>> No.34871045
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>>34870879
Liches usually don't care much for technology, but they count as scientists.

>> No.34871059
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34871059

>>34870022
It's hard work keeping your nukis nice and fed and living the life of Riley.

>> No.34871073

>>34871025
That reminds me:
Can monster girls with more than one mouth breathe and eat from them all? Do they all share a tube to the lungs/stomach or do they have separate ones?

>> No.34871082

>>34871073
Of course, why do you think jabberwocks are so fat?

>> No.34871219

Which monstergirl would rape me?

>> No.34871250
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34871250

Can't sleep because Kuroferuru's sabbath is blasting black metal at full volume again.

>> No.34871253

Dude above me is very special in the head

>> No.34871311

>Shoggy takes a part time job at the supermarket, trying to hit on the cute boy in the deli department
>She accidentally climbs the ranks and becomes the CEO, leading the company in a wildly new direction
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLW1cZ97BlD8zsCcN-zBtsUBK1Eql2tGB

>> No.34871466

>>34871253
You can't really diagnose a mental disability from someone not liking metal being blasted at 3 in the morning, anon.

>> No.34871484

>>34871466
Meant the post above that one

>> No.34871496

>>34869323
>Lilim
I’m ok with this.

>> No.34871506
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34871506

>>34869323
I learn kung fu.

>> No.34871532

>>34871506
You one cheeky ass motherfucker

>> No.34871542
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>> No.34871547

>>34871542
Oh dear god she’s perfect!

>> No.34871563

>>34871542
Momma, me want milkies

>> No.34871597
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34871597

>>34871532
It will be good to be able to defend myself from the scarier Monsters out there.
Even if it means growing up around cheeky, lewd Monkeys.

>> No.34871669

Combat maid is the best all-around class/profession for monster girls.
You might not like it, but accept it.

>> No.34871684

>>34871669
Nope, onahole class is best

>> No.34871691
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34871691

>>34871669
It's an underrated profession.

>> No.34871707

>>34871669
Combat Maids are cool but I still have a soft spot for the delinquent with a heart of gold.

>> No.34871725
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34871725

>>34871669
All maids should have combat training.

>> No.34871727
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34871727

Apophis wife.
Pharaoh sex slave.

This is the best approach

>> No.34871731

>>34871669
BUT CAN SHE STOP TIME?

>> No.34871751

>>34871669
What about for slimes?

>> No.34871757

>>34871727
Pharaoh wife.
Apophis bullied on a weekly basis.

This is the best approach.

>> No.34871758

>>34871684
You could just get a fairy combat maid that acts as an onahole as part of her duties.

>> No.34871762

>>34871731
Oh please not timestop Kiki, she shouldn't have that much power

>> No.34871776
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34871776

>>34871727
Pharaoh-apophis fusion is the best

>> No.34871808

>>34871727
Pharaoh wife
Apophis wife

>> No.34871812
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34871812

>>34871757
It wouldn't last. Apophis always comes out on top. Their venom is too strong.

>>34871776
Fusion is nice, but you lose a body to cuddle if they become one.
Consider this. Face-to-face cuddling with an apophis wife. Pharaoh sex slave is the big spoon to you. Apophis' serpentine tail wraps you all three together.

>> No.34871821

>>34871727
neither cause they both a shit

>> No.34871838

>>34871821
You will be thrown into the skeleton pit

>> No.34871861

>>34871838
I'd rather give my boner to a pile of bones than them

>> No.34871888

>>34867271
too many awoos and not enough phone birbs

>> No.34871899
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34871899

>>34871861
Well then you best be prepared to bone the bones, because that's where you're going to spend the rest of your days. I'll make sure of it

>> No.34871902

>>34871727
The best is pharaoh and apophis concubines inside a god-empress sandworm

>> No.34871917

>>34868566
>Russia
Makes sense with all the pictures they pump out.

>> No.34871934

>>34871899
lovely cause they both are shitty and am in the mood to prone bone a bag of bones

>> No.34871937

>>34871902
Sandworm deserves better. No sandworm should have to share a mate with another girl.

>> No.34872021

>>34871937
They'd be a good candidate for conjoined twins.

>> No.34872027

>>34870844
Yes
>>34871727
Apophis wife.
Not a pharaoh in sight.
Several apophis daughterus to fawn over

>> No.34872082

>>34871727
apophis wife and boss bitch
anubis running the country and venting her frustrations upon me
pharaoh can do whatever

>> No.34872102

I need a job but the only ones are studs, butlers, and something called a rare monster maker. which of the tree should I choose?

>> No.34872129

>>34871776
But grape beats brown

>> No.34872130

>>34872102
Have you looked into grapesnake venom milking?

>> No.34872139

>>34872130
no, whats that? does it pay good?

>> No.34872285

I just want to get cucked into oblivion, is that too much to ask?

>> No.34872326

>>34872285
You are in the wrong thread and probably in the wrong board too

>> No.34872337

>>34872021
I like the idea of a Liliraune-style Sandworm.

>> No.34872338

>>34871899
I can't imagine an skeleton getting pregnant, but I would love to see one

>> No.34872359

I wonder what it would be like to have a sandworm momster

>> No.34872379

>>34872359
100% of your life spent inside her mouth

>> No.34872412

>>34872379
Maybe you can move in with your sister later

>> No.34872426

>>34872412
Either way, you won't see the light of day

>> No.34872448
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34872448

Sex with Tentacles Sex with Tentacles

>> No.34872464

>>34872448
sauce me now you fucking faggot

>> No.34872494
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34872494

>>34867206

>> No.34872574

>>34871542
each tit probably weighs as much as a human child, she could cause a scary amount of damage if she isn't careful about her surroundings.

>> No.34872603

>>34872464
>He doesn't know

>> No.34872648

>>34872603
fuck you and found it already ya alp

>> No.34872696
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underqualified and unlicensed maids are the forbidden fruit

>> No.34872710

>>34872603
lovely thank you alp in training

>> No.34872725

>>34872710
I didn't link it (though I did find it today)

I was just being a bitch

>> No.34872727

>>34868760
unusually elegant seaslug

>> No.34872740

>>34872725
you are a bitch but thanks for the pic sauce is love love devil tentacle

>> No.34872744

>>34868694
new latenite? in colour? fantastic

>> No.34872768

>>34868694
Cute neet fox

>> No.34872773

>>34872740
he's not a bitch for expecting people to know about saucenao in 2021, fag

>> No.34872790
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34872790

>I-I am going to r-rape you!

>> No.34872809

>>34872790
just adorable would hug/10

>> No.34872819

>>34872740
Nah I mean I didn't even post the picture I'm just a random asshole who came in to shitpost

>> No.34872820

>>34872790
I'm going to literally eat you.

>> No.34872850

>>34872790
Gonna hug her

>> No.34872860
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>>34872790
I wonder what fried plant tentacle tastes like.

>> No.34872909

>>34872820
>Cue mock-nibbling on a stalk while she loudly sobs for the bigger tentacle plants to come save her

>> No.34872921
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>>34872790
Ahh, so scary! Please don't do anything you'll regret, have mercy!

>> No.34872994
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34872994

>>34871669
>>34871684
>combat maid
>onahole
The best class is combat onahole

>> No.34873025

>>34872790
>Anon walking to the corner mart
>Hears this thing squeeling "Im gonna rape you anon"
>Anon waves and says "ok" and continues on to the store
>Anon grabs his purchases goes up to the counter and feels something tugging on his leg
>Critter furiously humping his lower thigh

>> No.34873071

>>34873025
aw adorable, i would feed her well after I take her home so she is nice and big

>> No.34873159

>>34869323
what if I'm indecisive? group adoption? I'll imagine them individually
>Kikimora
Probably works in the estate of some other mamano. Busy, obviously, but gives me plenty of attention and raises me well with the resources of the Court. Turns me into a proper Noble Gentleman who attracts lots of flirty attention from the younger of the Staff and gets the eyes from the Lady's daughters. Very proud when I finally marry and become a father.
>Inari
Similar, but in this case she IS the Lady- raising me to the standards of a prince of her "Court." Discourages fraternizing with the shrine attendant girls; she wants me to save myself for a proper marriage of allegiance- or even, perhaps, for herself.
>Youko
Crazy fox in the abandoned innawoods shrine. Takes pretty good care of me, essential needs met in plenty (she is an excellent hunter), but I'm unlikely to be educated much outside of learning to read whatever scrolls haven't disintegrated from age yet. VERY impatient for the beginning of puberty. Constant intense DE exposure is probably going to have weird effects on me, what would incubization even MEAN for the prepubescent?
>Sleeping naked with mom every night is perfectly normal. Of course other kids have breastmilk for breakfast every day, no matter how big they're growing! W-what? No no, ignore what Mom is doing under the table, just keep working those lips...

>> No.34873241
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>>34867206

>> No.34873271

>>34872994
>walking along a trail, giving your combat onahole waifu a piggyback ride
>demon beast appears
>let her drop down to take care of the threat
>headpat her for a job well done after she finishes
>then pick her up and stuff her silly
>make camp afterwards and cuddle to relax
that does sound nice

>> No.34873306

>>34872909
>They just watch
>"I wish that was me"

>> No.34873320
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34873320

Not everyone understands how desirable it is to be watched...
To have their existence observed and verified by another

>> No.34873438

I wasn't expecting this to be translated already.
https://e-hentai.org/g/1910551/d89e2f2fc7/
Anyone else have a love of head tentacle because of Star Wars?

>> No.34873441

>>34873320
Quit dripping black goop everywhere. You know how hard it is to clean up, why do you even do that?

>> No.34873482

>>34873320
I'm going to bully a gazer with a temporary blinding spell!

>> No.34873544

>>34873320
know that feel

>> No.34873566

>>34873482
Throw sand in her eyes! All of them!

>> No.34873629

>>34873566
dont be mean

>> No.34873685

>>34873482
>SOLAR FLARE!

>> No.34873718

>>34872139
You’re gonna need to find an apophis as a partner and regularly have her bite down on a cup with a piece of latex stretched over it. Don’t expect anything on a massive scale, it’s a cottage industry.
Most apophis husbands are too busy themselves getting pumped full of their wives’ venom, so there’s not much competition. It’s a rare and exotic substance, so you can get away with selling the cups for a pretty penny.
Your business partner will inevitably grow attached to you, like with holstaurs and their preferred farmhands.
Expect most of your customers to be alchemists and magic-users of some sort, or local snake god devotees.
If you’re feeling particularly devious, you can maybe cause an apophis-focused splinter group within the cult.

>> No.34873993

>>34873718
How often do pharaohs who are rivals get some to dart each other?

>> No.34873994
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34873994

>>34873629
But she is.

>> No.34873996

how dastardly are you anon?

>> No.34873997

What are Apophis and Pharaoh fighting over anyway? Do either of them even remember?

>> No.34874028

>>34873994
but that is just because she is lonely

>> No.34874064

>>34873996
Not very.
I'd probably do adventuring runs to fund and run a monster girl orphanage.

>> No.34874088
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34874088

She can see everything I try to hide.

My sorrow, my pain, my loneliness and despair. But also my hopes and dreams. Passions and desires. All those things, both good and bad, that I buried deep inside, out of fear of an uncaring and judgemental world.

I guess I'm happy to have someone that notices. Even happier to have someone that cares.

>> No.34874113

>>34873996
I have a kobold sidekick, bully pigeon harpies and cheat in races.

>> No.34874144

>>34873718
It'd be pretty cute to help an apophis with performance anxiety get that venom pumping.
Since she needs the proper conditions to get in the mood you're right by her giving her gentle encouragement, gently squeezing her trembling tailtip as she curls it around your hand. When she finally gets the nerve to release her venom you're rubbing the back of her head encouragingly with your other hand while tears stream down from her lovely black sclera at the complicated feelings she's having about dumping her venom into a plastic cup instead of the man right next to her.

>> No.34874191

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that donating blood is a good way to get grelia sabbath GFs.
Or vampires.

>> No.34874220

>>34873996
As long as it involves damsels in distress, you can call me Dick.

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Remember, if you turn the light out before going up the stairs a boogey will immediately start chasing you. She will only stop if you can make it to the top of the stairs before she catches you

>> No.34874448

>>34868204
>>34868272
Hot tat.

>> No.34874471

>>34868258
Why are pet cones on monster girls so funny?

>> No.34874510
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>>34868694
I'll have her taking back that mofu by the time I'm done with her.

>> No.34874532

>>34869754
>>34869758
Their scales are sharp.

>> No.34874566

>>34874441
what happens if she catches you?

>> No.34874582

>>34874191
I'm going to put a bag of my blood on the side of the road with my address on it and see who shows up.

>> No.34874619

>>34874582
>Vamp mosquito appears while drinking it.

>> No.34874676
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>>34874566
Get dragged into the basement cuddle chamber

>> No.34874706

>>34867271
Where's the new one

>> No.34874729

>>34872790
I wonder if Roundup would have any effect on plant monsters.

>> No.34874734

>>34872790
Tentacles and men don't go well together.

>> No.34874737
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34874737

Here is what I have been working on today, just a sneak peek tho

>> No.34874749

>>34874706
Which new one?

>> No.34874757

>>34874749
the blue one, the one that was in the new 2hu game

>> No.34874767

>>34874734
What if you stick it in her tentacles?

>> No.34874798

>>34874532
Still gonna do cause mama didnt raise a bitch

>> No.34874820

>>34874767
Then it's weird. Tentacles are meant to be inside a woman.

>> No.34874821

>>34874676
>tfw don't have a basement, or attic, my closet doesn't have room for anything to hide in, and the weather is warm enough that it doesn't snow without it being a freak event talked about for years
I am safe from the cuddles, regardless of source!

>> No.34874841

Are undines wet?

>> No.34874875

>>34874820
If it's a woman's tentacles, then penis needs to be inside them.

>> No.34874885

>>34874821
Do you live in one of those high-density city pod apartments? In that case you get rape cuddles from the bogey landlord

>> No.34874989

Would you adopt a Kobold that no one else wanted to pick up from the pound?

>> No.34874995

>>34874989
probably not

>> No.34875022

>>34874619
Well goodness come on in, I have a pot of coffee on right now.

>> No.34875038
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34875038

>>34874737
hot

>> No.34875059

>>34874989
Yes, I'd put a little bow in her hair and take the best care of her she could ever imagine. Wouldn't sex her though.

>> No.34875082

>>34870966
The special thing is about being male heir to a pharaoh is that you can subdue your apophis rivals through vigorous dickings

>> No.34875091

>>34875082
what's stopping you from doing that right now?

>> No.34875096

>>34875091
pardon?

>> No.34875124
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>> No.34875275

Heres a story concept. Man in coma wakes up to a world of monstergirls where there were none before

>> No.34875281

>>34874144
Being skilled at milking apophis venom is a complex system. She can recuperate venom quicker using some mana, so you’ll have to dick her, and the more you dick her, you will need to recharge your own stamina. How to do that? Her venom. A fraction of the venom produced will have to be injected into you. For her, that would be a sweet moment of relief as she gets to do what comes naturally to her.

>> No.34875319

>>34875281
I wonder, the smaller the grape snek, the stronger her venom is?

>> No.34875329

>>34875281
yeah but if you spoil her too much she's going to dump all that venom into you straight away

>> No.34875400

>>34875038
Is that his gigacock he's about to destroy her with?

>> No.34875426

>>34875400
Yup, they do say big things come in small packages

>> No.34875482

>>34875319
Young apophes seem to have stronger venom, but that is due to their lack of control over their own venom. Mature grapesnakes exert greater control over their dosing. From observation and also the feeling of being bitten, apophis venom is pumped from her fangs with a certain rhythm. However, a young apophis tends to expend her current supply in an extended gush.

>> No.34875490
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>>34875426
I love it when BEEG menacing monster girls get destroyed by human cock.

>> No.34875510
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34875510

>>34875490
Nice snek

>> No.34875524

>>34875482
What i meant by that was if they were a smaller size would their venom end up more potent

>> No.34875749

>ywn have a feral dire kiki licking you clean

>> No.34875769

Imagine: a tentacle crossed with a jubjub

>> No.34875825

>>34875749
God that sounds like heaven to have such a momster

>> No.34875862

>>34875749
I wonder if feral dire kikis pump out regular dire kikis or not. The idea of a big feral kiki picking up her little daughter with her mouth, holding her by the nape of her maid outfit is just too cute.

>> No.34875931

>>34867206
Does the Hellhound's future husband know he's about to get married?

>> No.34875963

>>34874737
Her face looks a bit too low on her head.

>> No.34876085

>>34875931
I doubt it, it’s like a surprise party but better

>> No.34876098
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34876098

I suspect a hag detector would be even more soul crushing to girls than the cat detector.

>> No.34876114

>>34876098
>Ma'am, are you aware that you are a cat?
>NANI

>> No.34876126
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>>34876098
Wolfgirls are VERY forward

>> No.34876141

>>34875749
Do feral kikis have some of the old monster traits like hiding behind furniture and sitting and staring at you while you sleep?

>> No.34876181

>>34876141
>wake up
>greeted by kiki face millimeters from yours
>feral grunts in the most maidlike manner and goes about her business like nothing just happened

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34876190

>>34876114
That's clearly not a cat, don't bully her.

>> No.34876205

>>34869427
Being coddled by a hellhound momster sounds nice. She'd probably be really reluctant to let you go out on your own and then insist on licking your wounds whenever you get hurt.

>> No.34876218

>>34876098
Yes, id like to place an order of a thousand of your best hag detectors please

>> No.34876417
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>> No.34877008
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Kot

>> No.34877146

>>34872790
Not if I rape you first.

>> No.34877538

>>34877146
Ah, the classic conundrum of "Who is raping who?"

>> No.34877886

>>34867324
I wish to be with a girl this beeg. That's a lotta power

>> No.34877909

So what monster girl would be most likely to hit on the cashier of a fast food restaurant?

>> No.34877917

>>34877909
Yes

>> No.34877947

>>34877909
all of them

>> No.34877949

>>34877909
yeah that one

>> No.34877998
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>>34877909
Orcs, they always go in force to get the munchies

>> No.34878034

>>34877998
>"GIMME SOME FAKKIN' FISH N' CHIPS UMIE!"

>> No.34878055
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34878055

>>34877909

>> No.34878057

>>34878034
>>34877998
I'd go for some wings with some galz

>> No.34878065
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>>34877998
>Porcs are on the lower end of my preferred girls
>Horcs are near the top
Idungeddit, I guess something about the jump from "pig" to "boar" really does something. Probably going from pink to brown skin now that I think about it

>> No.34878118

Beware of the High Orc known as...The Beast.

>> No.34878213
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34878213

>>34878118
But can I fuck The Beast?

>> No.34878217

>>34877909
And this is why every customer facing job is done by a monster girls, the men kept getting hit on so much and more than a few of them kept getting raped.

>> No.34878218

>>34878213
If you're brave enough. She's beeeg and stronk!

>> No.34878315
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34878315

>A futile struggle, human.
>You WILL pat my head.

>> No.34878343

>>34871025
>have jabberwock gf
>jabberwock's tentacles are all semi-autonomous, have giant plush lips, and distinct yet clearly feminine personalities
>consider themselves your gfs just as much as the main body
>very oral focused, love wearing thick colorful lipstick and leaving kiss marks all over your body when you're having sex with jabby, or sucking your cock and balls if she's occupied with something else
>each of them get their own wedding ring accessory and bridal veils when you tie the knot with jabby
>all four crying with happiness when they say "I do" simultaneously
>still not sure how they managed to do that given jabberwock tentacles have no eyes

>> No.34878358

>>34871311
Somehow knew this would be Omega Mart before even clicking on the link.

>> No.34878393

>>34878065
I do dislike the idea of harems. But I like horc - porc clans. Maybe it's because it's the default for them, or because the hierarchy is always clear.

>> No.34878499

>>34878393
It's because you want to give your life for da horde

>> No.34878517
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>>34878315
>Anon thought it would be funny to annoy the Anubis
>Anon learned that night about how the curse of the mummy can be overcharged to "mindbreak by a touch" levels

>> No.34878553

>>34878499
Okay, but the warchief has to sit in my lap instead of her throne.

I kinda want to draw Classic WoW horde leaders as cute monstergirls now.

>> No.34878607

>>34878553
Once again Cairne is the best.

>> No.34878717

>>34878315
i would struggle not to pat her head

>> No.34879051

>>34878517
Why is anubis ass so perfect?

>> No.34879089
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>> No.34879106

>>34879089
Lewd! This way too lewd!

>> No.34879168

>>34877909
Desperate nine-tailed kitsunes

>> No.34879215

>>34879168
>"Hiiiii there, stud <3 Can you give me 10 pumps of your 'special cream?'"
>Ma'am, this is a Whitebucks. You have to use the correct terminology or I can't legally serve you.
>"U-Um... I'll take 10 pumps of the... Umm... pineapple-enhanced... artificial cum..."
>Hellhound behind her breaks out into giggles
>9 Tailed GILF just wants to die

>> No.34879295

>>34879215
Can I ask her to stay until my break and she can have some non-artificial cum?

>> No.34879301

>>34879215
>accidentaly touch hands while handing her her drink
>slip her a note with my phonenubmer and wink at her

>> No.34879316

>>34879301
>The hellhounds after her do the same thing
>You put them in the pile with all the other phone numbers you have gotten.

>> No.34879339

>>34869323
Elf

>> No.34879340

>>34879295
If you want to have to clean up mofu spaghetti from how flustered she gets, sure

>>34879316
>The pile is as tall as you by 10 AM. You haven't even gotten to the lunch rush yet

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>> No.34879485

>>34867779
>>34878517
>>34879051
A stern big booty anubis mistress to "mindbreak" me would be nice. Big booty desert girls is top tier in general

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>Game Over screen
>Game Over Doot Doot
>"Now Anon, give me full mouth-to-mouth kiss."

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>>34879526
Elves rule

>> No.34879982
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34879982

>Black harpy builds a nest on top of your house
>Essentially camping you such that when you leave she dives in for the kill
>Can hear you masturbate inside
>Knows it's only a matter of time before you submit and walk outside

>> No.34880007

>>34879526
>Why am I a bad end?
>Elven screeching.

>> No.34880046

>>34879982
Throw shineys, probelm solved

>> No.34880063

>>34879982
Nope. The only shiny she wants is your dick.

>> No.34880121

>>34879215
I would quit right then and there for that fox gilf pussy

>> No.34880147
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34880147

Dragons getting manhandled by their tails by human Order girls.

>> No.34880221

>>34880121
This is why Whitebucks has an employee retention problem!

>> No.34880275

>>34880221
You tell me whats better, your job or gilf fox pussy?

>> No.34880367

Old monster girls in their old highschool uniform is the best

>> No.34880368

>>34880275
GILF Ushi pussy

>> No.34880539

>>34880368
Good, every girl is better 1000 years older that you

>> No.34880547
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34880547

>>34879051
Because you're supposed to grope them

>> No.34880606

>>34880547
God, how do the anubi's ass have a spell on me. When I look at that ass, I nod my head to whatever she says

>> No.34880682

>monstergirls as an allegory for immigrants
Woah big thonk

>> No.34880750

>>34867271
That's one fertile looking aya

>> No.34880793

>>34880539
Every girl is better when her age has only one digit.

>> No.34880806
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>>34880539
>>34880793
why not both?

>> No.34880831

>>34880806
Cute Barbara goat

>> No.34880901

>>34876098
>order a GremTech Hag Detector
>take it to school the next day
>every MG in your class is apparently a hag

>> No.34880931
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34880931

Would you like some longcats?

>> No.34880950

>>34880901
How did this happen? Is it the sabbath?

>> No.34880995
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Human boys crave big WINGS

>> No.34881008
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>>34880995
I only crave BIG PAWS

>> No.34881055

>>34880995
>>34881008
This is why Gryphons and Manticores are best

>> No.34881168
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However

>> No.34881177
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>>34881168
big chonky tails

>> No.34881187

>>34881168
I’m gonna go around slapping “Wide Load” stickers on lizard girls with fat fucking tails!

>> No.34881217

>>34881187
I'll do the same but with monster girl rumps

>> No.34881232 [SPOILER] 
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>>34880901
>the 369 degree HagSensor™ minimap on it is lighting up like a Christmas tree
>all your classmates are staring forward like they don't hear the loud warnings blaring from the hag detector
>but you can see them fidget a bit in their seat as the device repeats "WARNING. WARNING. OLD WOMEN." on loop
>it cuts off suddenly with a crunch
>you turn back to see your perfectly normal human childhood friend holding the mangled remains of your detector
>"Oh! It, uh, just broke when I picked it up! Is this gremlin tech? I hear that stuff is, like, suuuuper dangerous, anon!"
>...did her eyes have black sclera for a moment there?

>> No.34881281

>>34881232
>"i was just looking for my perfect match"

>> No.34881299

>>34881232
I'm imagining it working like that motion tracker in aliens

>> No.34881334
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34881334

>Interesting
>So humans are weak to this?

>> No.34881356

>>34881232
This answered towo questions of mine, why every girl in the school seemingly had quite the mature looking body and why they didnt like when I got pissed and called the teacher an old hag under my breath

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34881363

>>34867206

>> No.34881424

>>34881363
Bloat coco goat

>> No.34881614

>>34881232
But kind-of-old but super powerful demons are my biggest fetish.

>> No.34881663

>>34881232
Well there goes my desk and zipper into the ceiling, now the whole class knows I can't resist old hags

>> No.34881692

>>34875524
No but maybe the smaller ones rely more on paralytic venom because they have more trouble with force where the larger apophi can just constrict and focus on pleasure providing venom

>> No.34881747
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34881747

>>34878065
I find horcs are closer to Tolkien orcs which are my favourite kind of orc.

>> No.34881782
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>>34881356
>teacher is actually the second youngest person in the room other than anon
He's in for a rough time

>> No.34881845

>>34881232
>>34881356
Reminds me of Valhalla Penis Mansion when the ancient dragon poses as a loli when she buys shota slaves.

>> No.34881873

>>34881845
I remember readin that

>> No.34881879
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>>34881692
Young monsters would rely almost entirely on seduction since they're so much weaker.

>> No.34881898
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Gym shortstacks

>> No.34881910

>>34881898
You mean pocket relief, right?

>> No.34881934
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oh my

>> No.34881949

>>34881934
She never scored, did she

>> No.34881963

>>34881934
Bondage babes!

>> No.34881984
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34881984

>> No.34882042
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>>34867206

>> No.34882044

>>34881898
Buffstacks can be cute.
Its how dwarves should be

>> No.34882152

Defeat the mershark boss by booping her nose.

>> No.34882170

>>34882152
What happens if I nibble on her nose?

>> No.34882174
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34882174

Spider cow and bouncy sheep having fun in Winterstown

>> No.34882183

>>34882152
Bopping doesn’t beat her. That just puts her in the damage state where you flip on her back and give her belly rubs

>> No.34882184

>>34882174
she cute and all but it still bugs me to see a barometz without her jelly

>> No.34882185

>>34882170
She'll get confused and nibble back

>> No.34882188

>>34882174
Damn that's nice

>> No.34882197

>>34882170
Massive sexual damage

>> No.34882202

>>34882042
>twin CC winegoat auntsters
>all they ever want to do is go out drinking with you
>they get upset when you ask about why they don’t just go drinking with their friends or why don’t they just go drinking alone so they can find a man without me here as a third wheel

>> No.34882204

>>34882174
Nice

>> No.34882209

>>34882184
>Barometz jelly freezes solid in the snow
>she's now frozen from the waist down and can't move
Someone call the Snuggle Scouts quick, she needs moved in front of a fireplace!

>> No.34882212 [DELETED] 

>>34882174
Don’t worry Anon, their daughters are using it to make a snowman!

>> No.34882225

>>34882042
is one big heart or several small hearts more of a danger flag?

>> No.34882228
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34882228

>>34882202
Must be top comfy to wake up in bed with two soft old goats clinging to either arm

>> No.34882229

>>34882209
>Wendi-Chan gets her tongue stuck to the frozen jelly

>> No.34882259

>>34882228
They're all going to need hair o' the dog

>> No.34882294

>>34882259
You mean hair of the goat?
My headcanon is that a good hangover cure is to eat out a Satyros.

>> No.34882305

>>34882229
>Wendi mom standing over her with a blowdryer
>mom goes back to the house to get an extension cord
>when she comes out two more wendis have their tongues stuck to the frozen jelly

>> No.34882318

>>34882305
Would be funnier if it was Wendidad

>> No.34882342

>>34882318
He already gets a lot of attention though.
Wendi-Mom needs her moments too

>> No.34882354

>>34882318
How do you think Wendimom caught him?

>> No.34882364

>>34882342
I meant Wendidad being stuck to the pole

>> No.34882384

>>34882318
Wendi dad would never lick a woman other than wendi mom

>> No.34882408
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>>34882152
boop

>> No.34882412

>>34882408
that looks more like a slap

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34882432

>>34882183
>>34882408
Close enough.

>> No.34882444

>>34882412
he's getting good coverage to activate those ampullae of lorenzini

>> No.34882503

>>34882364
>Wendidad being stuck to the pole
That's how they met long ago, future-Wendidad licked a frozen pole on a dare and future-Wendimom was the only one who brought warm water to save him, lots of frantic awawaing

>> No.34882524

>>34882152
Or turning her upside-down!

>> No.34882525

>>34882354
>>34882503
So this is what Alistair meant when he asked if I'd ever licked a lamp-post in the winter...

>> No.34882547
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34882547

"Ningen..."

>> No.34882626

>>34882547
reminder that gazers are weak against one eyed monsters.

>> No.34882636

>>34882626
Oye dont be rude to your dick m8, you only get one

>> No.34882640
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>>34882626
Lies!! Gazer lose to NO ONE!

>> No.34882646
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Poor kiki. What did she do to deserve something like that?

>> No.34882656

>>34882640
Aw, would live say that but i took my gazer gf to poundtown and her eyes still havent focused yet

>> No.34882667

>>34882305
>wendimom comes back with more water
>even more little wendis hooked to the jelly
>more species are there too
>smug bapho no longer smug as she's stuck
>how did a greenworm even get out here in the cold
>hard to tell where the jelly ends and the stuck slime begins

>> No.34882707

>>34882626
Ah yes, the one-eyed Lamia gf will protect you.

>> No.34882708

>>34882646
I found her smut schlick stained fiction diary about having kinky master-maid sex and making a big family. I had to let her know that she's just a mere maid.

>> No.34882726

>>34882667
I am now seeing in my head an icequeen managed to get her tongue stuck there as well

>> No.34882739

>>34882646
Atealing my dirty clothes and trying to spike me with sleepy potions to ravage me again

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>> No.34882799

>>34882781
Is this a cow?

>> No.34882860

>>34882799
Another iteration on the cat detector may be necessary

>> No.34882924

>>34882860
A cowculator?

>> No.34882925

>>34882860
Watch it be made by the sabbattah and calls any girl above an a cup a cow

>> No.34882939
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>Oh, herro, me am oneu mirrion yearu old! Reta me eata youru river prease!
What happens next?

>> No.34882956

>>34882925
Do you think a Sabbath member would be upset if I started sucking and caressing her breast buds in an attempt to make them grow?

>> No.34882973

>>34882939
English pls

>> No.34883012

>>34882939
>say ok
>take my shirt off
>lay down on table
>grab sharpie and circle where my liver is on my chest
What would she do?

>> No.34883021
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34883021

>Anon tries slaying the demon lord of the fifth circle of hell
>Gets one shotted

>> No.34883030

>>34882973
She must be one of those monsters with super thick kanto dialect.
Just imagine her dialectual moans during sex.

>> No.34883041

>>34882973
A gaijin is saying that to her.

>> No.34883049
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>>34883021
So is that the angel punishing him in the afterlife before reviving him or the plot twist that the angel was the maou?

>> No.34883073

>>34883030
Nice makes me harder now

>> No.34883077

>>34883049
>Angel
Not everything with feathery wings is an angel or a bird

>> No.34883106

>>34882956
no, she would just laugh and then mind break you with her cunny, making it so anything bigger than an A wont do anything for you anymore

>> No.34883107

>>34883030
Time to inseminate some million year old eggs

>> No.34883112

>>34883021
Easy way to avoid this fate, ask for her hand in marriage and watch her get oneshotted instead

>> No.34883182

>>34882939
Well the liver is the most regenerative organ so why not

>> No.34883198
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>your parents-in-law waltz in

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>>34883198
They can’t be prouder!

>> No.34883249

>>34883106
Well am gonna say that bug bites are bigger then their tits

>> No.34883262

>>34883249
they'd take that as a compliment

>> No.34883270

>phoneniggers posting monsterboys now

>> No.34883281
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CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

>> No.34883302

>>34883281
Oga-san

>> No.34883329

>>34883281
The aunt

>> No.34883338
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34883338

Does racist flirting work? Like if I were to make fun of their accent or bring up stereotypes?

>> No.34883351

>>34883262
And aslo wouldnt A cups be too big and would be AA cups be their size

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>>34883338
Depends. Elves? No. Goblins? Probably.

>> No.34883453

>>34883405
I'll take the gobbo off your hands, wife seller

>> No.34883457

>>34883281
oh no, not the silly glasses, one of my many weaknesses

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>>34883405
The one on the right doesn't look like a bad option all things considered

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>>34867206

>> No.34883545
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>>34883453
50 gold for 4, a real bargain.

>> No.34883603

>>34883545
Just need a cockatrice to go with them and then we are golden

>> No.34883626

>>34883545
That sleepy goblin is probably the best one

>> No.34883682

>>34883626
Kinda like the hungry one myself. Although that's definitely because she has a hime cut

>> No.34883724

>>34883626
I like the fiesty one myself cause thibk of the hatefucking you can do which turns into loveydovey sex

>> No.34883727

>>34883545
How much do I have to pay for an extra fertile goblin?

>> No.34883740

>>34883338
I bet some girls are really into it.

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>>34883626
I dunno, I think the one wanting fed would be the easiest to deal with.

>>34883727
None, don't trust merchants, goblins are free and plentiful.

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>>34879485
The cool anubis mistress

>> No.34883797

>>34883778
Chunni anubutt

>> No.34883815

>>34883338
Now I'm just thinking about what different stereotypes there would be for different monster girls or places like wonderland.

>> No.34883833

>>34883778
Very nice. I want one.

>> No.34883856

>>34883765
So where do I go to find the thiccest and most fertile goblins around then?

>> No.34883859
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>Look for echidna fanart
>results get clogged by the stupid anime girl
of course

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>>34868547
>torpedoes you

>> No.34883914

>>34883859
Are you talking about the witch?

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>>34880750
She insists on you inspecting the goods.

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34883941

Is this kind of stuff allowed here?

>> No.34883961
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Dance dance, dance Kobold!

>> No.34883963

>>34883941
It's allowed on /b/

>> No.34884014

>>34883914
Yes

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>>34867271
>>34883935
Remove youkai

>> No.34884041

>>34884014
Does she still count as a monster girl?

>> No.34884080

>>34884037
Remove yourself

>> No.34884102
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>>34884037

>> No.34884129

Big, muscled monster girls are for turning into big, strongsoft moms

>> No.34884132
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>>34883856
I would imagine in a goblin nest/cave.

>> No.34884146

>>34883545
that guy is a moron, just do a little adventuring to save up for the elf

>> No.34884153

>>34884129
Yes, to the point that kids could believe she was ever a fighter

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>>34884037

>> No.34884163

>>34884102
i always liked the theory that "yukari" is just the avatar of whatever lurks inside the gaps

>> No.34884174

>>34884153
Not

>> No.34884199

>>34884153
>Come on mom, if you were a 'glorious knight' how could you even fit into your breastplate at this size?

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>>34884102
You're gonna get loved.

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>>34884102
Here, take this.

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>>34884041
I mean, you can post slutty human witches on this thread and call them dark mages, so maybe.

>> No.34884281

>>34884257
>>34884102
Look I am sorry for calling ya old, but ya dont need to butcher me

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>> No.34884295

>>34884282
Need that ass on my face

>> No.34884296

>>34884281
It's just demon silver. All they ask is you to behave yourself when in their lands.

>> No.34884308

>>34884282
>Yeah mom, we sure do believe you were a terror of the mountains with thighs like that.

>> No.34884324

>>34884296
Sorry, but when I see hags, I gotta tease them

>> No.34884325

>>34884296
How can nails be demon silver?

>> No.34884405
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34884405

>>34884037
No

>> No.34884423

>>34884325
>On the other hand, since their fangs contain mamono mana and have the same properties as mamono realm silver, they do not injure humans
From mershark's profile

>> No.34884455
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>>34884281
Do not meddle in the affairs of hags, they get grumpy.

>> No.34884480

>>34884037
How gave the old red n white hag the internet

>> No.34884498

>>34884405
The blood means it's working and cutting up the insides of her mouth.

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>>34884423
I'm not afraid of a little blood but I guess that's fine

>> No.34884533

>Donation center fucked up and caused infiltration during the plasma portion, ending it early.
I wonder who would be more angry, a Grelia staff member or Vampire

>> No.34884560

>>34884507
Tiger hag, best hag. Change my mind

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>my my my you look like a VERY comfortable chair, kid!

>> No.34884577

>>34884567
And you look like a fun sized royal onahole

>> No.34884641

>>34884567
Gonna make the small mistress more smug.

>> No.34884678

>>34884641
how much compliments and praising will it take to make her go from smug to embarrassed?

>> No.34884696

>>34884567
Whats that mean, mistress. My face isnt a chair, it is a face you dummy

>> No.34884712

>>34884696
>calling your mistress a "dummy"
The absolute madman.

>> No.34884714

>>34884567
>sorry, but you don't meed the minimum height or weight requirement for this ride
>come back when you're a little mmmmmmm BIGGER

>> No.34884718

>>34884567
those are some fat thighs,she needs to go on a diet

>> No.34884743

>>34884567
Fatty

>> No.34884775

>>34884567
Sorry, we dont serve womanlets here

>> No.34884806

>>34883941
I like yukino minato's stuff when it doesn't involve rape

>> No.34884807

>>34884678
I guess if I do too much of it in public.

>> No.34884844

>>34884567
Weeny huts jr is two doors down, kid

>> No.34884861

>>34884129
Big, muscled monster girls are for turning into big, muscled moms.

>> No.34884865

>>34884806
Story of my fucking life
>Wow what a great artist!
>I sure hope they don't draw some awful degen shit!

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>> No.34884931

>>34884923
When you and her are just floating hands.

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>>34884865
it is pain

>> No.34885000

>>34884923
tracing circles in her big palm!

>> No.34885023

>>34885000
tracing circles in your small palm!

>> No.34885045

>>34884865
>"Wow why haven't I seen this artist before?"
>Gigantic thigh-sized penises on all the "women" in every other picture they've done

>> No.34885106

I love ass

>> No.34885151

>>34884923
Imagine the mutual masturbation with her.

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