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3486239 No.3486239 [Reply] [Original]

Would you let Rider lick your asshole?

>> No.3486242

Yes.

>> No.3486252

Only if it turned her on. Otherwise I'd think it was way to gross. I still wouldn't kiss her afterward. I want to have sex with her hair.

>> No.3486254

I thought Rider was giving shirou the usual BJ until Anon gave the true context.

>> No.3486255

yes and this
>>3486252

>> No.3486278

>>3486252
>>3486255
i third this

>> No.3486300
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3486300

no but i would lick her

>> No.3486317

This is horribly disgusting.

>> No.3486331

>>3486239
No. I bet she wants to suck my lifeforce, like kappa do.

>> No.3486338

>>3486317
lol u fag?

>> No.3486350

>>3486338
Anything that has to do with my ass is a definite no.

>> No.3486355

>>3486239
Yes but I'd fart at the same time

>> No.3486370

Only if I get to lick hers.

>> No.3486375

>>3486370

Disgusting Greek ass is oily and hairy.

>> No.3486383

>>3486375

gorgons do not have ass hairs


You just got schooled

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3486389

>>3486239
That would a real brick shitting experience.

>> No.3486404
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3486404

>>3486254
There is chocolate too.

>> No.3486408

>>3486404

Whoa, Shirou takes tracing to new and delicious levels.

>> No.3486451

>>3486408
unlimited ice cream works

>> No.3486462

Feels good man.

>> No.3486480
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3486480

God DAMN it, /jp/.

You encounter a real, live Gorgon and your only concern is that her tongue might find itself on your privy parts? That's ALL?

You all disappoint me greatly, especially since you all claim to be so intellectually gifted. Why would such wise men waste their time on trifles and stupidity such as this?

Pic related. It is my reaction to this - nay, /jp/ in general.

>> No.3486481

>>3486480
TakeItEasy©

>> No.3486483

>>3486480
Isn't it past your bedtime?

Also, Gorgon rimjobs are the tops.

>> No.3486490

>>3486483

>Isn't it past your bedtime?

I obviously have just awoken, fool.

>Also, Gorgon rimjobs are the tops.

I will not deny this, but there are far more intellectually stimulating things regarding the Gorgons that could be done.

Would you not want to hear her regale you with tales from the era before Christ?

Oh, of course not. Only a -stupid-, -idiotic- tripfag would care about such -silly- things. Don't mind me. Carry on.

>> No.3486493

>>3486239
Is she really licking shirou's ass?

>> No.3486495

>>3486239
This didn't happen in fate/stay, I'm guessing this is an ataraxia cg?

>> No.3486498

>>3486490
You're grumpy in the morning.

Also,
>listening to a woman talk
HAH

>> No.3486499

>>3486495
You guessed right.

Don't worry Arc, I usually enjoy your knowledge about the ancient Greeks.

>> No.3486505

>>3486499
Wiki intellect.

>> No.3486512

>>3486505

While you may use Wikipedia as your sole staff of knowledge, do not presume to imagine that everyone else does.

>> No.3486514

>>3486512
Wow Arc, such showy dialect. Can't wait until your usual devolution to reaction images and green text in a couple of hours.

>> No.3486520

>>3486514
He's still groggy.

>> No.3486527

>>3486520

I am at work, and thus have full command of my senses, fool.

>>3486514

You can make the hours fly by faster if you play a rousing game of 'Hide And Go Fuck Yourself'. Time does fly when you're having fun. Consider that.

>> No.3486534

>>3486527
>Hide And Go Fuck Yourself

There we go.

>> No.3486542

Arc is getting more and more aggressive and bitchy these days.

>> No.3486550
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3486550

>>3486534

An easy game to play. You should try it.

>> No.3486572

>>3486550
It kind of sounds like "lock yourself in the bathroom and masturbate".
Something I'd love to play when I'm at work.
That is, if I actually had a job.

>> No.3486576

Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486582

>>3486576

I will stop crying when you stop being an idiot. Fair deal?

>> No.3486585

>>3486582
Stop crying.

>> No.3486590

>>3486585

Stop being an idiot.

>> No.3486593

>>3486550
>At work
>have images to post
Crafty fellow.

>> No.3486596

Is this another Arc board whoring thread? What a whore.

>> No.3486597

>>3486590
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486600

>>3486597

Stop being an idiot, Anonymous.

>> No.3486601

l

>> No.3486603

>>3486600
Stop crying.

>> No.3486607

>>3486603

Stop being an idiot.

>> No.3486611

>>3486607
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486615

>>3486611

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486616

>>3486615
Stop crying.

>> No.3486618

>>3486616

Stop being an idiot.

>> No.3486620

Oh god, this thread will definitely reach the bump limit.

>> No.3486621
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3486621

yes. both of them. and i would reciprocate.

>> No.3486623

>>3486618
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486624

>>3486623

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486626

person who wants e-fame is on egotrip trying to gather e-fame

>> No.3486631

>>3486624
Stop crying.

>> No.3486632

We should get Arc fired

>> No.3486636
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3486636

>>3486607
>>3486603

Both of you make like Berserker and like a truck

>> No.3486640

>>3486621
LOL i should clarify. both of the riders* not both of my assholes. i only have one, (un?)fortunately.

>> No.3486641

>>3486631

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486647

>>3486641
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486653

>>3486647

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486655

>>3486653
Stop crying.

>> No.3486657

>>3486647
>>3486641

Death is too lenient for you two, we need something way more brutal like some kind of prison colony in the future where you have to just fight for the rest of your lives.

>> No.3486660

>>3486636

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486661

This thread is /jp/ quality.

>> No.3486663

>>3486660
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486664

>>3486657

You DO know that I'm not even really replying to that Anon? I have a script set up to handle that for me, and I'm busily enjoying /k/ in the meantime.

I will turn it off if it upsets you that much.

>> No.3486665

>>3486663

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486669

>>3486665
Stop crying.

>> No.3486671

Arc wants Fate/Zero Rider rim jobs

>> No.3486673

>>3486669

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486674

>>3486664

Oh, in that case I lol'd

>> No.3486676

>>3486673
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486684

>>3486676

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486687

>>3486684
Stop crying.

>> No.3486688

Where do you work, Arc?

>> No.3486690

>>3486687

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486691

>>3486690
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486694

Man, I woke up, saw a long Rider thread, thought fuck yeah, rider thread.

I am disappoint.

>> No.3486698
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3486698

shut up you guys, we're trying to discuss butthole licking. let's try to be civil here.
>>3486671
>Fate/Zero Rider rim jobs
i want that too. can someone provide?

>> No.3486700

One's a robot stuck in an infinite loop, and the other's an idiot.

>> No.3486701

>>3486694
Trolling and spaming, welcome to the new /b/. At this point i just hope moot axes this board and makes /vn/

>> No.3486702

>>3486691

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486705

>>3486702
Stop crying.

>> No.3486708

>>3486705
Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486711

>>3486708
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486713

>>3486711

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486715

>>3486713
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486719

>>3486715

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486720

>>3486719
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486724

>>3486720

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486725

>>3486724
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486728

GET BACK TO WORK, ARC

>> No.3486730

>>3486725

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486733

>>3486730
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486735

>>3486730
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486736

>>3486733

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486737

Remember that thing I mentioned about possibly not replying to every po.. sigh never mind.

>> No.3486738

>>3486736
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486740

>>3486738

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486741

>>3486740
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486744

>>3486737

see >>3486664

>> No.3486749

>>3486741

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486750

>>3486749
Stop crying Arc.

>> No.3486753
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3486753

DISTRACTION THONG

>> No.3486756

>>3486749
I love you Arc.

>> No.3486758

>>3486750

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486760

>>3486744
I figure you also have an automated script that answers things other than "Stop crying Arc" ?

>> No.3486761

>>3486758
Don't whine.

>> No.3486762

Yes, but I'd rather lick hers.

>> No.3486771

>>3486760

Incidentally, yes.

I also have handy little tools to spam entire threads. You know that shit spammer? He's small time.

I can flood every single thread in /jp/ for as long as I want, provided my computer doesn't crash or my internet connection doesn't drop.

>> No.3486774

>>3486771
Prove it.

>> No.3486777

>>3486771
Wow, that's tough.

>> No.3486783

>>3486771
You're pretty hardcore.

>> No.3486784
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3486784

>>3486771

>> No.3486792

>>3486777
>>3486774

I'll wait until someone riles me up enough to bring out the big guns. I already proved that Anonymous is retarded enough to manually answer a bot. That is quite enough for one morning.

I'm not going to completely ruin /jp/ on a whim, or because someone wants me to prove myself to them.

Apologies to the OP. While your thread was low-class, I did not mean to spam it so thoroughly.

>> No.3486798

>>3486784

Stop being an idiot, Anon.

>> No.3486801

>>3486798

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Ignore this post. Forgot to turn my stuff off.

>> No.3486802

>>3486792
cool story bro

>> No.3486805

>>3486792
Don't worry Arc. You brought your own form of sucking ass to this thread.

>> No.3486806
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3486806

>>3486792

>> No.3486810

>>3486792
Arcueid is a whore. Touhou has a better, more cohesive story than all of Type-Moon's works.

>> No.3486814

"You fuck with me, I bring the pain, little boy. I don't give a shit if the thread lasts for decades. You don't fuck with me. Let me just make that clear."

-Arc, 2009

>> No.3486818
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3486818

>> No.3486825

>>3486514
>>3486806
>>3486784

>Can't wait until your usual devolution to reaction images and green text in a couple of hours.

>Later: REACTIONIMAGE.jpeg

Ah.

Who would have thought that Anon's prophetic words would have applied to himself?

>> No.3486827

>>3486814

>> No.3486832

Arc is such an internet tough guy

>> No.3486840

somebody should make a contest with the greatest quotes posted on /jp/ this year

>> No.3486842

You're a very unproductive employee, Arc.

>> No.3486851

>>3486842

The fellow in front of me is playing Quake Live. At least I'm doing something worthwhile as the macro spams /jp/.

>> No.3486862

>>3486840
"You fuckfaces will continue to troll me like the faggots you are, but don't for one second think that I'm going to lie the fuck down and take it. If you think that, you've got another think coming your way, brother."

-Same thread, 2009.

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3486865

>>3486840
Certainly this would be in the running.

>> No.3486867

>>3486851
Mind telling me who you work for ?
I think I could teach him a few things about making sure your employees don't use their computers for fucking around.

>> No.3486869

"I've been a /jp/ poster for TWO years"-my beautiful self

>> No.3486871

"Thank you very much, guys... Actually, I think I get the general idea now... It's probably a play on Momotaros' (the red imagin from Den-O, his rider form is the one pictured) catchprases "I've arrived" (pretty much "I came" - Ore Sanjou) and "I start and finish at a climax"... I was hoping the artist found some link between Konata and Den-O, but oh well..."-Anonyneko (response to a bunch of "The Pleasure of being cummed inside" posts in his translation request

>> No.3486872

>>3486869

No, your best quote was when you posted your own tripcode and then hastily deleted it.

Too bad the Ghost board is there.

>> No.3486873

>>3486872
PROTIP: it wasnt my tripcode you can try it
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S3365543#p3365647

>> No.3486875

>>3486840
Pointless. It would be filled up with nothing but Arc's quotes.

>> No.3486877

>>3486875

A testament to my oratory successes? You're far too kind, Anon.

>> No.3486878

"very naaiiccee" - Anonymous2007

>> No.3486882
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3486882

can't we go back to talking about buttholes? please? tripfag drama is a sure contribution to a board's death

>> No.3486883

"/jp/ is full of butthurt weeaboos who can't stand that /a/ is their parent board, and therefore hates it like they're so much better than it.

Let's go to /tg/. They're not POSERs there."- Anonymous

>> No.3486886

">da fack

This is now a new meme for /jp/'s throne! "- anon2007

>> No.3486890

"I am athens"-katsu-kun

>> No.3486898

'Only /b/tards use the word Butthurt'

-Anonymous

>> No.3486903

"Yes, for 18-22 year olds = 2 men.

22 - 24 = 3 men

25 + = 4 men.

That is what is acceptable."

-athens, 2009.

>> No.3486904

>>3486882

Talk about buttholes all you want here >>3486902

Abandon this thread. It is dead.

>> No.3486915

'Only /v/ kiddies use Reaction images.'

-Anonymous

'/jp/ arguably has the most intelligent userbase on 4chan, and is home to intellectually stimulating, civil, pleasant discussion...'

-Anonymous

'No one on /jp/ rages. Here, we take it easy.'

-Anonymous

>> No.3486938

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_u
sername=&search_tripcode=!StaIqxr34U&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_
ord=rel


sorry I just can't compete against this one

>> No.3486943

How is your post count looking Arc?

>> No.3486955

>>3486943

I really can't say. I use macros and imagedumping software so regularly that it would be cheating.

>> No.3486958

>>3486943
>Suigin!YUsuiginy. 6283
somebody kill me

>> No.3486966

>>3486958
Only if you let me fuck you first.

>> No.3486989

>>3486958
Can I fuck you afterward?

>> No.3487079
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3487079

>>3486451

I am the mascot of my franchise.

Sprinkles are my body, and milk is my blood.

I have created over a thousand sundaes.

Unknown to stopping.

Nor known to drive slowly.

Have withstood headaches to play my jingle many times.

Yet, your hands will never hold receive tissue.

So, as I pray ? “Unlimited Ice Cream Works”.

>> No.3487086

If you want your butt licked, you are suffering from homosexualism.

>> No.3487093

>If you want your butt licked, you are suffering from homosexualism.

This is what children actually believe.

>> No.3487096

"I just want to let everyone know that if people discount GRIMSOKYO I'm not going to cry in my cheerios about it and write 500-word posts on /jp/ detailing how butthurt I am that someone disagreed with me."

-Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

"Oh, but don't mention that to the secondaryfans. Growing up on a steady diet of IOSYS and Walfas means that they rebel furiously against anything that isn't Moe-moe 19 year old Virgins or DFC that is absolutely innocent and pure, with no one dying and everyone living in a happy fantasy land BECOZ THATS WUT ZUN WANTED DERP HURP.

All the while, they conveniently forget the scary Gensokyo from PC-98."

-Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

"Touhou had plenty of evil back in the days, but ZUN had to be a grand faggot and sell out to all the IOSYS-listening, moeblob-loving fuckfaces who watch Lucky Star."

-Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

"EVEN AT WORK, F.O.E."

-Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

"I really am past the point of caring right now. Truly."

-Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

>> No.3487099

>>3487093
You want your anus stimulated.

>> No.3487104

>>3487099

As long as its by a woman I don't see the problem here.

>> No.3487119

>>3487104
Right, you homo

>> No.3487125

fucking tripfags someone should put them in a oven

>> No.3487142

>>3487125

I am perpetually amused at the fact that Anon accuses tripfags of getting butthurt, crying, and all sorts of other fun things, but Anon takes these things far more seriously than any Trip.

>> No.3487148

I used to dislike Arc, but now I've come to find the way he tries to prove he TOTALLY DOESN'T CARE AND YOU'RE ALL BUTTHURT to be kind of adorable to watch.

>> No.3487150

Way to ruin my thread gaiz....

>> No.3487153

>>3487148

>I used to dislike Arc, but now I've come to find the way he tries to prove he TOTALLY DOESN'T CARE AND YOU'RE ALL BUTTHURT

You're mixing me up with Anon.

I do not pretend not to care. I do care, because you're all my very special puppets. It takes time and effort to produce the profoundly angst-laden reactions I garner from Anon. That doesn't happen by NOT CARING.

>> No.3487157

>>3486753
I'd lick Caster's ears

>> No.3487161

>>3487157
Me too

>> No.3487171

>>3486480

So uhm.. Your reaction would be to start goofing around?

Also, once I die, I think I would want to live in Nasuverse. Just because Rider is just so goddamn awesome.

>> No.3487176

>>3487157
I probably wouldn't.

Mainly because I like living for the moment, and she can cast enough spells to kill me ten times over in the space of a second.

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3487204

Would you let Caster lick Rin

>> No.3487210

>>3487150

>Way to ruin my thread gaiz....

Blame the anon who was so tremendously stupid he proceeded to argue with a script for the better part of a half-hour.

Really showing his superior Anonymous intelligence there. I'll bet he will go in another thread and brag about how he 'pwned dat stupid tripfag lol'.

>> No.3487218

>>3487210
Kisama.....

>> No.3487236

>>3487218

I would not have resorted to using an automated script if I knew he was quite so stupid, I assure you.

>> No.3487256

Arcueid proves, even more, that he is wasting valuable air. Anonymous proves, yet again, that it can't help feeding his vapid ego.

>> No.3487264

>>3487256
It can't be helped, he's the laughing stock of this board.

>> No.3487267

>>3487256

Anonymous cannot resist feeding my fame.

Who can blame him? It's tough not to admire me. I admire me.

>> No.3487276

>>3487264

>It can't be helped, she's the Internet Rock Star of this board.

I fixed that for you, dear.

>> No.3487279

>>3486480
Whoa whoa whoa

Whoa.

When have we ever been wise or intelligent?
Just because we know how to access the internet doesn't make us intelligent.

>> No.3487282

>>3487279

>When have we ever been wise or intelligent?

You seem to have missed the many times Anon professes that /jp/ is the most intelligent board on 4chan.

That's okay. I usually ignore quite a bit of Anon's idiocy too. It's understandable.

>> No.3487288

>>3487276
>she
hilariousreactionimage.jpg

>> No.3487290

>>3487288

Oh, are you using the reaction images for me instead? How kind of you.

>> No.3487294

>>3487282
You actually pay attention to things other people say?!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

>> No.3487296

>>3487294

Believe me, I never said it was a good idea.

Nor do I make a habit of it. It's my damnable tendency to -pay attention- to things.

>> No.3487299

>>3487296
Smoke weed everyday.

>> No.3487333

>>3487299

Yes sir.

By the way, have you noticed how that one, singularly butthurt anon usually proceeds to appeal to the popularity after spectacularly humiliating himself in public, trying to say that 'EVERYONE HATES ARC LOL' or that he finds me 'adorable' and 'funny'?

His statements are usually neutralized by the simple fact that most people can't be bothered to care about me enough to hate me, and that he usually denounces me as being unfunny and SO BORING OLOL....at the start of the thread.

All of this is a clear indicator that this anon, like so many others, are full of shit. Your suggestion of not listening to other people? I've considered it more than once, especially after the pathetic little pissing contests that this Anon usually engages in, what with the schoolyard, juvenile insults that are usually the straws he finds himself grasping at in an attempt to save face.

It usually doesn't work, and then other tripfags like White Ren come in and laugh at him for being retarded, or his Anonymous comrades rightfully castigate him for his stupidity.

And yet, he does it again and again, and I just keep dishing it out. He must be masochistic.

>> No.3487337

Baleeting this thead...

>> No.3487349

>>3487337

Please don't do that.

I want more people to come in and laugh at this retard who proved himself the King of Fools on /jp/ - that he would argue with an automatic script.

>> No.3487355

>>3486238
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
That's a tough one.

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