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Now for something totally different

>> No.3482785

>houtengeki
>different

Does not compute.

>> No.3482787

Heinrich, is that you?
Didn't you have a bullet hole in your head?

>> No.3482788
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3482788

I like this Mokou, can we keep her?

>> No.3482802

>>3482788
No, son, we can't.

>> No.3482806

MOKOU, STOP COSPLAYING AS YOURSE- hey

>> No.3482816
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3482816

Heaven or hell

Let's rock

>> No.3482829

I prefer Hardcore Mokou >>3482770

to Light Mokou >>3482816, incidentally.

But that's just me.

>> No.3482836

Eww, gotta hurt like a son of a bitch to hook this cloth-thingamafucker on the labia.

>> No.3482845

>>3482829
I'm the opposite. Those clips holding her open scare me.
I prefer light and friendly.

>> No.3482851
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>>3482845

They make her look rather like a Cenobite.

>> No.3482853

I don't know what to say....so I'll just stare.

>> No.3482858
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3482858

What's wrong with everyone?
Look closely at her. What do you see on her chest?
NOTHING!
Why can't they understand how awesome Mokou's DFC is?
Why do they keep drawing these abominations on her chest?

>> No.3482861

>>3482851
If that's what you like, I'll leave you to it.
I'm not into that sort of thing.

>> No.3482880

>>3482836
>>3482861


I'm sure Ceno-Mokou relishes the pain. The vaginal fluids suggest that she even enjoys the agony. What sadomasochistic fun we would have!

Unfortunately, Milfeulle says we can't keep her.

>> No.3482886
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>>3482829
Wow it's like you really think people care about your opinion. Amazing. I didn't know tripfaggotry can cause this kind of delusion. Gotta note that down in my tripfag-research-log quick.

>> No.3482898

There is something wrong with Mokou and I can't quite place what it is.

>> No.3482914

>>3482898

the eyes

>> No.3482920

>>3482898

mokou cosplaying as herself.

>> No.3482934
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3482934

Mokou cosplaying as Alice cosplaying as Marisa

>> No.3482943
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>>3482816
>>3482770
I don't like these Mokous ;_;

>> No.3482950

>>3482934

oh god

>> No.3482960
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>>3482770
ZUN-art is hotter!

>> No.3482973

>>3482943

What is there not to like about >>3482770 ?

>> No.3482990
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3482990

Kaguya is not supposed to be fit.

It's must be Mokou

>> No.3482995

>>3482990

I would like to see >>3482770 engaging in lesbian S&M play with >>3482990 .

Someome email Houtengeki and tell him to get his things together.
>>3482990

>> No.3482997
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3482997

Mokou cosplaying as THE BLACK CAT OF ILL OMEN!

>> No.3483016
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>>3482997
i can't tolerate this

>> No.3483035
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3483035

Even worse than a fit Neet?

Two fit neets.

>> No.3483042

>>3483035

You know, I kinda like Hardcore 'I Will Smite You Into Dust' Evil Magician Patchouli, more than ''mukyu~n' Asthmatic Librarian Patchy.

>> No.3483046
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3483046

This just ain't right

>> No.3483047

>>3483035
that is not appropriate attire for prolonged stays in a dusty, moldy library.

>> No.3483050
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>>3483016
Better?

>> No.3483052

>>3482770
go one like this for yuyuko or remilia

>> No.3483055

>>3483046

You're right, something is off about this picture

>Houtengeki
>no tits

Oh.

>> No.3483058
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3483058

These images are all too lewd. The good girls of Gensokyo do not dress in such unsightly attire.

>> No.3483065
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3483065

Someone should have told Mokou about Tenshi's hobbies.

>> No.3483068

>>3483058
Yamadanadu is jealous of every other Touhou's body.

>> No.3483071
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>>3483042

Ever since Anon kindly - or perhaps in the mistaken belief of kindness - suggested it in the past, I can't shake the idea of grimdark Patchy being a lich.

>> No.3483076
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>>3483058
>good girls
>Gensokyo
wat

>> No.3483087
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>>3483058
Problem Yamada ?

>> No.3483093
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3483093

dem abs

>> No.3483094

>>3483071

Oh!

By the way.

GRIMDARK > Hardcore > Happylight.

HARDCORE is what Gensokyo would be if it were depicted in a gritty, slightly more realistic fashion, with all of the kinky goings-on and power-play that most high fantasy tales usually have, as opposed to the fairy-tale like Happylight Gensokyo. Lots of S/M suggestions as seen in Houtengeki's art. You could say that Houtengeki is the standard by which you can measure Hardcore Gensokyo.

HARDCORE Gensokyou isn't quite as dangerous. Unlike GRIMDARK Gensokyou, where Yukari would tear you limb from limb for example, Hardcore Gensokyou's inhabitant would probably only put you over her knee and give you a good, proper spanking for looking up her skirt. Then it's off to the Yakumo household for some more play...

>> No.3483105

This artist is amazing.

>> No.3483112

>Now for something totally different
All that I could see different is that he finally has the balls to draw an opened up vag000.

>> No.3483113

>>3483112

One with clamps on it, no less.

>> No.3483119

>>3483087
Get back to work, you.

>> No.3483120
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>>3483094
Looks like a view of three fetishes. Happylight for loli pure yuri love people, hardcore for getting tied up and whipped(presumably diapers go here too, for lack of inhabitants) and grimdark gensokyo for gurofags.

Is it bad that I can't decide which one I would like better?

>> No.3483125

>>3483112

>All that I could see different is that he finally has the balls to draw an opened up vag000.

... and put the whole package the hell out of alignment.

>> No.3483131
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3483131

"Do you want a copy of my Bunbunmaru newspaper, mister?"

>> No.3483142
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3483142

Only one that looks reasonable in his art style.

>> No.3483151

Healthy toned Touhou girls oh god fuck yes.

>> No.3483152
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>>3483131

Oh Hiroari, hunter of old, I beseech you. Guide my arrows and help me shoot this strange bird.

>> No.3483162

>>3483120

>>3483120

Hardcore Gensokyou also has nubile, full-breasted, wide-hipped temptresses with an eye for making men[and women] arch in pain and pleasure, flexible, athletic, cockteasing lolis with flat chests, scheming noblewomen, enticing courtesans, mischievous forest spirits, and all the other fun tropes of High Fantasy.

Essentially Gensokyou for Adults.

>> No.3483169

Does this artist have a Pixiv account? Name?

>> No.3483174
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3483174

STOP DRESSING LIKE CHEAP WHORES.

>> No.3483176
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3483176

Remilia is a growing girl.

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>>3483174

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo

>> No.3483193
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3483193

So... it's that time again.

Any more weird theories who Ran was prior to becoming a Yakumo?

>> No.3483196

>>3483112
All that's missing now are penises abusing and sperming the said vag000.

>> No.3483199
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>>3483131
SLUT

>> No.3483201

>>3483193
Batman.

>> No.3483202

>>3483193

Some pedophile.

>> No.3483219

>>3483202

Kitsune pedophile.
Not even Mulder and Scully are catching this one.

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3483244

>>3483199

>> No.3483264
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>>3483094

>> No.3483287
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>>3483193
Likely in Heaven, hanging out with Tenshi's clan perhaps. Kitsunes that get that old sometimes end up in Heaven still alive. Possibly, Yukari summoned her and bound her as a familiar.

It's not unheard of for human magicians to do this in real life, and if what we think of Maribel is true then Yukari is a youkai magician.

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>>3483287

Perhaps, but being nine-tailed, Ran wouldn't have been qualified for godhood just yet. So probably somewhere on earth.

>> No.3483298
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>>3483295
You can get into heaven without being a god or dying. Or perhaps she was in a lower spiritual plane, but still above Earth. Either way, it does appear that she was bound to Yukari's will. We don't even have a way to know if Ran did it willingly or unwillingly.

>> No.3483314

>>3483287
Kitsune normally *married* human men, not bound to her as familiars.

>> No.3483334

>>3482770

Vaginas are not in that location on the human body.

>> No.3483347
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3483347

>>3483071
>Ever since Anon kindly - or perhaps in the mistaken belief of kindness - suggested it in the past, I can't shake the idea of grimdark Patchy being a lich.
Haha, that was me.
I was just trying to make an analogy, not actually suggest that she's undead.
A lot of people got angry that day.

>> No.3483357

>>3483334
I was under impression that the clamps were pulling the labia up front.

>> No.3483374
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>>3483347
For the record, Patchuolli does not fit the evil character slot. Sure, she lives under the protection of a vampire, but keeps to herself and her books most of the time. True Neutral at worst.

And an undead Patchuolli would not have as many weaknesses as she currently has.

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>>3483347

Thanks.
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea - just now I can't really imagine her as anything else.
It's dangerous to get tunnel visioned.

>> No.3483383

>>3483347
>>3483374
I'd consider Patchy not as an undead, but on her way to becoming a lich. It's obvious that her life is prolonged and supported by magic. Sometimes mages that try to live too long or live past their intended day of death end up as liches even without a phylactery.

Patchy's headed there.

>> No.3483397

>>3483383
Hmm? As I understood it, the way to becoming a lich requires rituals that are unspeakable evil, in order to place the soul inside the phylactery.

Patchuolli is only yet another high wizard who will gradually wither after a half a dozen hundred years. No risk in becoming a lich, unless she pursues such a thing.

>> No.3483403

>>3483397

Actually, since Patchy is a youkai already there isn't any reason for her to attempt becoming a lich.

>> No.3483411

>>3483357

But then I'd expect to see some bunched-up skin above it. But either way you could have sex with her while standing up and facing her which would be strange and uncomfortable.

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>>3483411

Why can't everyone step back for a second, stop thinking with their little heads, and consider the fact that Mokou's 'vagoo' might actually be a lower mouth. You put something near there, tentacles will grab it and pull it in the horrific orifice.

Her horifice.

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>>3483436

But on the upside, she can give you oral standing up and in public without anyone thinking anything of it. They'd just assume you two were standing awfully close to each other.

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>>3483436

... is that intended to be hardcore or grimdark?

>> No.3483470
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3483470

Or, did we mysteriously go into a crossover here?

>> No.3483472

>>3483451

Why can't it be both?

>> No.3483476

>>3483451
Since it appears she devours people with the gap-like creature in her nether parts, grimdark.

>> No.3483496

>>3483451

CENOBITE MOKOU, as the OP's image is to be referred to, is Hardcore, but rather close to Grim 'n' Dark because she's essentially an amorphous blob of flesh that reconstitutes itself as it wills. So she can reconfigure parts of her body at will, therefore the black eyes and such. Nothing really wild, but her body can be...weird, to put it simply.

You have to hope that whoever is putting Ceno-Mokou into situations isn't GUROtastic or a fan of Grim'N'Dark.

>> No.3483510

>>3483472
>>3483476

>devouring people

Only if you want her to. It's intended to shock and awe people more than anything else. She could also effectively put an end to an attempted rape if she bit down really, really hard, but she wouldn't be EATING PEOPLE WHOLE.

Unless that's your bag. In which case you'd better pack your bags because we're going to GRIMSOKYOU.

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>>3483510

>Unless that's your bag. In which case you'd better pack your bags because we're going to GRIMSOKYOU.

*Brrrrrmmm-brrrrrrrmmm-brrrrrraaaaammm dananananananaaaa-bam-bar-da-bam-bar-da-bam-bar-da-bam*

Come ride with me, through the veins of history...

>> No.3483572
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3483572

I hate what you people are saying.

Even in the dark depths of Grimsokyo, Mokou is a normal immortal fire-summoning human.

The only difference is her sanity. In Grimsokyo, she's a blind, stumbling (apparent) brain-dead who stumbles about in the general direction of Eientei, with only one repeating line in her mind. "KAGUYA KAGUYA KAGUYA must RIP KAGUYA TEAR BURN ANNIHILATE KAGUYA her fault her fault KAGUYA sins lies evil KAGUYA", etc.

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3483584

I'll show you where god
Falls asleep on the job...

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3483595

But how can we win
Where fools can be kings?

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3483608

Don't waste your time
Or time will waste YOU.

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>>3483556
>>3483556

Got to learn to be more careful with what I say. People here have a tendency to run away with things once you put them down. It's funny, because I merely suggested that the obviously fake vagoo might serve another purpose, and now Ceno-Mokou is a Shoggoth-like man-devourer.

She doesn't look like tar, though don't let that stop any of you fine folks from writing about Ceno-Mokou and her NEET-tastic adventures with Kaguya, or the jaunts she takes into the Human village.
Have fun writing out people's reactions to her writhing, drooling cuntmouth, or her permanently hard nipples.

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>>3483572

>normal immortal fire-summoning human.
>normal

>REACTION_IMAGE.jpeg

Is good joke, comrade!

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>>3483613

I meant anatomy-wise.

All signs point to human in regards to species dichotomy.

>> No.3483643

>>3483629

Awhile ago, there were people suggesting that she could reconstitute her body into an explosive, if she were sealed away somewhere.
If she can do complex chemical conversions of that nature, she can probably easily modify portions of her body at will.

Secondly, this isn't Normal Mokou. This is Cenobite Mokou. She exists only in Grimsokyou and HXCSokyou, as an aspect of Normal Mokou's personality.

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3483646

>>3483643

Forgot my image.

>> No.3483652

I hate it how when Mokou cosplays as another touho she always turns it into a slutty version. Why can't she cosplay properly?

>> No.3483660
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Well... it's been occasionally suggested that like how old cats turn into nekomata and old foxes turn into multitailed kitsune, very old grues turn into Rumia's kind.
If someone was to write a Touhou/CoC crossover they would undoubtedly find some excuse for shoggoth youkai.

>> No.3483667
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>>3483643

But Grimsokyo Mokou doesn't have a personality, only an automated husk of KILL KAGUYA.

Hardcore Mokou is also too cool for such things.

I say your entity is merely a mutation of a yukkuri.

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>>3483667

>inferring that Mokou can not use magic

Ohhhhhh, u. Are you already pulling out the plotholes? OP's image already disproved both your theories, along with countless doujinshi. Sure, it's fanon, but it's not a wholly illogical idea like you're trying to suggest.

Try again.

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>>3483643

On the same theme, Suika could ignite herself in mist form, using herself as a WMD based on dust explosion. Being an oni and everything she'd probably escape that unharmed, except for getting a bit dry and thirsty.

But unfortunately I don't have a pic of Suika disintegrating ready at hand, so have a moon Spetsnaz bunny instead.

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3483699

Besides, no one said you couldn't have ordinary Mokou. Unless you like imposing restrictions of that sort on yourself.

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>>3483686

Mokou never uses magic consciously. Only at Kaguya. Fire = hate.

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>>3483698
>>3483698

Tactical operations, wetwork, reconnaissance, infiltration...you name it, she's done it.

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>>3483700

There, you see? So, a more educated Mokou might just possibly dabble in other works. Hence, OP's pic.

Secondly.

How do you know that's -really- Mokou? It could very well be some dark spirit merely taking a familiar form...which, honestly, was my first assumption. Again, the result is OP's image.

You can tell the difference between Mokou and her Cenobite impostor by asking them to remove their pants and underclothes.

>> No.3483733

Is it bad that the only reason I like Mokou is because of Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smoke?

>> No.3483743
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>>3483727

But Mokou would never be educated or respond to your requests to remove clothing, since she's either in a stupor thinking about Kaguya or fighting Kaguya.

If you even get her to talk, this is all she'd say.

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3483744

Considering how she flies and shoots fire in the game, it's pretty much confirmed Mokou does use magic.
Not "academic-scientific" high magic like Patchy and Alice, but still magic.

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>>3483744

If we're going by the games, then Grimsokyo is thrown out the window.

Tea parties.

>> No.3483760

>>3483744
I love how the World is in the background there

>> No.3483762
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>>3483748

Who says one excludes the other?
Even the mad hatter is reluctant to attend Grimsokyo's tea parties.

>> No.3483763

so why people draw tits in mokou? thats ilogical

i mean, mokou do have a nice pair of tits in Keine

>> No.3483769

>>3483733
No, as that is my favorite BGM from all of the games.
Especially because of BLARING SYNTH TRUMPETS

>> No.3483771
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>>3483762

So, what...

The Law of Gensokyo drags them to her shrine, ties them to a post, and forces scalding tea down their mouth-like orifices?

>> No.3483779

>>3483769

TH8 had the best BLARING SYNTH TRUMPETS.

Immortal Smoke, History of the Moon, and Lunatic Princess. Holy trinity.

>> No.3483782
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3483782

>>3483762

Also, who doesn't want to sup on sweetmeats with their tea in Hardcore Gensokyou's tea parties? Then you can go up into the Hakurei shrine and take part in the fertility rituals.

Really, the Grimdark, Hardcore, and Happylight genres are all perfectly canonical.

>> No.3483786

>>3483782

Hardcore Gensokyo's "tea parties" are just "Reimu molests whoever she just beat".

>> No.3483789
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>>3483771

No.
Rather he wouldn't attend as madness is a meaningless concept in all interpretations of Gensokyo.

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>>3483789

I meant how the 'tea parties' would transpire in Grimsokyo, since Reimu is an unstoppable paradox-force etc.

Don't make me post all of Koumakyou at you.

>> No.3483809
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3483809

>>3483786

You make it sound so simple.

They're a bit more like BDSM expositions in miniature...for example, Mistresses Yukari and Ran show off their excellent whipping/nipple clamping/hot-waxing skills for entertainment on their servants, on Reimu, or on willing audience participants, while you eat cookies, drink tea, and make social conversation with the other youkari, supernatural beings, or what have you.

>> No.3483812

>>3483809

That's just the everyday Hakurei shrine. The tea parties are only after Reimu has beaten a fresh opponent (Good End 1 etc).

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>>3483763

Interestingly, I don't think this guy has ever drawn Keine.

>> No.3483821
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3483821

What's that, you say? Reimu triumphed over Yukari?

Guess what? It's Domme-Breaker night! Instead of Yukari hitting you...you get to hit her. Brush up on your paddling techniques. Or just sip some tea and watch Reimu 'exorcise' Yukari. In a fun way.

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>>3483812

Every day? Wow, I didn't think Reimu had the resources to pull it off. You're making the run-down Hakurei shrine into a full-blown manse.

Not that I'm complaining. This is a sumptuous lifestyle indeed.

>> No.3483830

>>3483829

It fuels itself in a never-ending festival that you have to pay to get in.

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>>3483403
>Actually, since Patchy is a youkai already there isn't any reason for her to attempt becoming a lich.
I always fancied her as one of those "witches" who lived in Europe and became a youkai through her research into black magic.

In fact, I like to think that all the human-looking youkai were humans once. Makes for a more interesting backstory.

>> No.3483848

>>3483843

It's canon that Patchy was never a human.

>> No.3483850
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3483850

>>3483830

Sounds kinda like Disneyland, but with a twist.

Kind of want. I bet you can probably pay to take pictures with the Miko.

>> No.3483852

>>3483843
Well, I like yukari's origin where she brought herself into existence... she basically existed before she existed.

>> No.3483854

What's Marisa like in Grimsokyo? I honestly can't imagine her being that grimdark.

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>>3483710

We should get together some time.

>> No.3483869
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>>3483843

Not all, but a couple of them are. Keine and Alice come to mind.
Youkai that are evolved from basic animals, are embodiments of concepts, or belong to a distinct species of youkai were never human, although they may have existed in another form before becoming youkai.

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>>3483854

In Hardcore Gensokyo, she's still a cat burglar, a witch, and an entertainer.

But she entertains with her body as well on occasion[As an exotic dancer, mind you, nothing overtly sexual], sells love potions, aphrodisiacs, and advises couples on how best to please each other.

Yes, she's a sex therapist. But that's what witches did in those days.

>> No.3483882

>>3483848
I've never let "facts" get in my way, and I'm not going to start now!

>> No.3483887

>>3483854
I imagine she'd have no problems taking lives or creating alternative exits while thieving.

>> No.3483901
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>>3483875

Also, she wears a black slouch hat.
Maybe even without frills.

>> No.3483902

>>3483854

Grimsokyo Marisa uses magic that is powered by souls. I dunno.

>> No.3483906

>>3483875
I can imagine Marisa being a gigantic tease getting all sorts of youkai lusting after her, but that's for hardcore Gensokyo. I was asking about grimdark Gensokyo.

>>3483887
This is something, a truely selfish Marisa who cares for nothing but her own gain and is willing to do anything for it.

>> No.3483909
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>>3483901

She probably doesn't even dress like a witch unless that's the customer's fetish, or for difficult incantations that require the proper dress.

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>>3483906

>Marisa being a gigantic tease getting all sorts of youkai lusting after her

Sounds about right.

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>>3483887
>>3483906

Grim Marisa only cares about results. Grim Marisa's only results are power. Evolve and evolve, become better and better.

She doesn't "steal", she "consumes". Dozens of lesser magicians souls live on inside her.

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>>3483906

Wouldn't be much of a problem since, even in grimdark Gensokyo, it's pretty much only critters such as nameless faeries and humans that could die from random violence. There are others that can be "taken down" temporarily or permanently with intent, but nearly impossible to kill on a whim.
In short, murder is easy but manslaughter is hard.

>> No.3483939
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3483939

Also, would you kindly not step on the flowers. Please.

>> No.3483954

>>3483939

Hakugyokuro's gardens are mostly Sakura trees, though.

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>>3482770

get in the foxhole

>> No.3483960
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>>3483939

And stay inside when it's wintertime. Better for your health.

[I apologize for the inappropriate picture of Letty, but it was all I had on this computer.]

>> No.3483962

Aya is a gonzo journalist with serious drug addiction problems.

>> No.3483967

>>3483962

Female Hunter S. Thompson? Sure, I'll have it.

>> No.3483970

>>3483939
get out of my head Atlas.

>> No.3483983

>>3483970
A man chooses, a slave obeys.

>> No.3483986

Nitori is a darker version of Tesla.
Suwako is touhou's version of Tokyo Akazukin.

>> No.3483997

>>3483970

>would you please get out of my head Atlas.

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3484008

>>3483960

Letty is a respectable lady of character, who isn't ashamed of her own appetite. And as a noble lady, it seems she prefers dining in the old tsardom on the Asian mainland.
In the early 18th century, she had the whole Carolinean army for an appetizer.
Another 100 years later, the French allied army provided the main course.
150 years later, the Wehrmacht happily marched onto her dessert plate.
Bon appetit, Letty.

>>3483957

If Omachi is any indication, it seems most shapeshifted kitsune have next to no clue what human women look like down there.

>> No.3484019

>>3484008

She certainly has a big appetite. No wonder she's a trifle chubby.
Not that I am criticizing milady's figure. Not at all.

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3484098

What's grimdark Tewi like?

>> No.3484107
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3484107

I'd love to go deeper into the grim darkness of distant Gensokyo, but got to snooze.
Goodnight, /jp/.

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>>3484098

Grimdark Tewi is... ... ... tomorrow.

>> No.3484120

>>3484098
A truly compulsive liar(and lier). She has a split personality disorder, each "half of her ego" lies to the other half.

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>>3484115
>>3484107

Off you go, then. Sleep well!

I will continue to consider GRIMsokyou for a while, and perhaps inhale the fumes of a certain burning plant. Then sleep, myself.

>> No.3484130

Grimdark Tewi is terribly unlucky because her power grants luck to people she scammed. It's a miracle she's even alive and is half-insane from being chased constantly.

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