/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

あずにゃんは至高

she is so cute! and i like a girl who imitate an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>i like a girl who imitate an animal

[Anonymous No.]

i like a girl who imitate an animal

[Anonymous No.]

Girls should imitate better animals, like cuttlefish. Cuttlefish display their thoughts directly on their skin - not just blushing and such, they have such a control on the pigments they possess on their skin that it is comparable to a monitor. Us men find women inscrutable creatures, and no doubt you realize how useful an equal ability would be on women. No longer would you try to figure out whether a girl you fancy likes you as well, neither would you have to try and understand what she is feeling like - say, if she's horny, "I want to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside" will display on her with bold letters.

And that's not the only thing - male cuttlefish can effectively disguise themselves as females, and not even other cuttlefish (who have very advanced eyes) can tell them apart from one. You can have a perfect trap girlfriend, if only people were cuttlefish!

We should get SETI to attract the Arume somehow.