/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Due to an improbable twist of fate, you - Hisao - have just been diagnosed with a tumor as the cause of your the severe heart disease which had until then remained mostly unexplained.
Thankfully it turns out that this tumor is of the benign kind and, as part of its benefical symptoms, it has gifted you with the supernatoral power of healing someone else of the disability affecting him / her, before fading out alongside with the cardiac issues it engendered.
As such, you're now faced with a conundrum: you're now able to cure the girl you hold the dearest of her impediments and thus be both free to leave Yamaku High School together because of your seemingly miraculous recovery.
However, this would also mean all your other acquaintances will be doomed to remain there for a long time yet, and perhaps the two of you will even lose touch with the rest of the gang forever.
After a long and careful deliberation, you reach at last a clean-cut decision. How are you going to deal with this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds like a crappy plot. Try again.

[Anonymous No.]

Due to an improbable twist of fate, you - Hisao - have just been diagnosed with a grenade right next to your heart that could go off at any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481592
>How are you going to deal with this situation?

By saging and reporting your attempt at attentionwhoring KS devs.

[Anonymous No.]

Due to an improbable twist of fate, you, Urist Axebeard, have just noticed you are in a school devoted to cripples instead of the fortress you rightfully belong to. You have recruited five cripple girls and a human male called Hisao, bringing your number to seven, standard for fortress expedition teams. You are out of alcohol and about to throw a tantrum.

There is a river nearby, but it's teeming with carp and longnose gar. The cripples have expressed that they don't know anything about mining, crafting, hunting or gathering.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481683

SHIT THREAD JUST TURNED AWESOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481688
No not really

Sage for KS devs

[Anonymous No.]

HEAL MISHA
HIDE OWN RECOVERY
???
SHIZUNE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481785
SAGE THREAD
REPORT FOR ATTENTIONWHORING
???
HIDE THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

heal emi and don't tell anyone about fixing my heart condition. now that annoying bitch is gone and nothing stands between me and my armless goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481810
except a nice cup of sage from /jp/

NOT ON MY WATCH KS DEVS! NOT ON MY WATCH!

[Anonymous No.]

- Lily? I don't see the appeal.

- Hanako? She's not very hot.

- Rin? Meh, she just doesn't grab me, y'know?

- Shizune? Oh, shut up about her already.

- Emi? Walk away, not today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481827
- Anon says don't forget to sage

Remember only you can prevent KS devs.

[Anonymous No.]

- Lily? I don't see the appeal.

- Hanako? She's not very hot.

- Rin? Meh, she just doesn't grab me, y'know?

- Shizune? Oh, shut up about her already.

- Emi? Walk away, not today. 

[Anonymous No.]

Sage this shit. Keep /jp/ cleam from this filth.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>3481850
I've really gotta ask.

What exactly do you think sage does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481827
>>3481840
Fuck your shit bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh /jp/. You're so tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

obvious troll thread

[Average Type-Moon Fan No.]

Katawa Shoujo is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481856
>What exactly do you think sage does?

Rhyme this

Sage everyday keeps pesky Katawa Shoujo devs away. Funny right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481864
Allow me to reinforce your statement by using additional sage

[Anonymous No.]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481873
Does not know how sage works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3482043
Testing sage on an appropiate thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>3482051
Get out KS devs

[Anonymous No.]

BUt Hanako isn't physically ill, THIS ISN'T FAIR AT ALLL, burns are not an ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>3481683
[X] Ford the river.