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34793110 No.34793110 [Reply] [Original]

Would you go on a vacation with Alice?

>> No.34796181

>>34793110
Alice can swim?

>> No.34796968

>>34796181
Yeah. I don't see why she wouldn't be able to.

>> No.34797017

>>34796181
It's a ruse so she can have a double suicide with you.

>> No.34797403
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I missed the last thread...

>> No.34797472
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Let's go diving with Alice-chan!

>> No.34797488

>>34793110
ALICE PLEASE LET GO OF mY NECk IT WAs KINdA FUnNy ThE FIrSt MiNutE buT nOw i ReaLly haVe to taKe a breat..........

>> No.34797516

>>34797472
You know those silly cartoons where someone finds treasure underwater and their foot gets caught on an anchor? Hahaa, good thing Alice has an oxygen tank with her!

>> No.34797673

>>34793110
2 creeps in love...
Sounds romantic...

>> No.34797911

>>34797516
She probably doesn't need to breathe anymore anyway.

>> No.34798422

>>34797516
how can you even get your foot caught on an anchor

>> No.34798435

>>34798422
The rope wraps around their leg.

>> No.34803920

>>34798435
Anchors use chain

>> No.34804048

>>34803920
Not always, rope's perfectly fine for small boats and is cheaper to boot

>> No.34805069

>>34793110
i would love to
>>34804048
as somebody who owns several boats, even on light 25 pound anchors the bottommost part is chain. yes you can extend it with rope, but the part on the anchor has to be chain.
price isnt an issue at all either, unless youre making one yourself for a raft out of scrap wood.

>> No.34811492

>>34793110
yes, a very nice trip. just me, alice, my stungun, and the mental asylum where she will be sent, per her mother's request.

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>>34796181
because magicians are dorks

>> No.34812724

>>34793110
No, but I'd vacate the premises if I caught one glimpse of her.

>> No.34813193

>>34793110
Yes, I'd love to go to an isolated place with Alice so I can rape her over and over again.

>> No.34813772

>>34793110
Vacation for Alice means a trip to the human village

>> No.34823133

Only if she's paying

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>> No.34837047

I think I like Alice
not the kind of lovey dovey, more like someone to have a chill time with in everyday life
I'd also like to learn textile and sewing stuff

>> No.34837082

>>34793110
I'd rather go to her house and teach her about model kits and painting minis. And then, Bionicles.

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>>34837082
boncles and airfix
thats my childhood right there

>> No.34854181

>>34837047
So you think she'd make a good friend? Not exactly bro tier but still top tier?

>> No.34854426

>>34793110
>>34797472
i wonder if the guy who keeps commissioning alice scuba diving is the same guy who kept commissioning cowboy alice and marisa

>> No.34854455

>>34854426
>commissioning cowboy alice and marisa
?

>> No.34854488
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>>34854455
Theres one Japanese dude who comm'd a bunch of artists to draw Marisa and Alice as cowboys, pic related. Someone else comm'd artists to draw Alice scuba diving (OP pic, and >>34797472 this). Just wondering if it's the same guy.

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>>34793110
Yes.

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>>34793110
>Swimming with Alice
only if she is naked

>> No.34869456

>>34854488
Oh. I saw that image before, but I don't think I saw too many after that. That's rather interesting.

>> No.34870128

>>34793110
This image is really funny to me for some reason.

>> No.34871578
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>>34869433
Alice losing and having to swim naked! Alice begging and pleading for mercy! Alice being stripped anyway! Alice skinnydipping but starting loosen up, since there are only girls present! Alice nearly having a heart attack when she sees you! Alice staying in the water the whole day to hide her body! Staying there the entire time just in hopes of seeing Alice butt naked! Alice swimming past midnight, but eventually getting exhausted! Alice holding back tears she she realizes that she has no choice...you're going to see her nipples, vagina and butt! Alice climbing out of the water! Alice's face being bright red, her whole body shaking, and her nipples the size of milk duds!

Embarrassing Alice!

>> No.34871650

>>34871578
Ew.

>> No.34871659

>>34871578
At times like this, you should pull down your shorts and show Alice your rock hard erection. She won't be embarrassed if there are other people horny and naked.

>> No.34871805

>>34871659
Alice being so embarrassed that she asks you to get naked to make it fair! Telling Alice that the only way she would ever see you naked would be sex!

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>> No.34884195

>>34883364
...yup, I'd swallow her shit.

>> No.34884362

>>34883364
I want to grope her butt and tell her she was asking for it if she complains.

>> No.34884614

>>34883364
is Alice really so desperate for male attention she'd wear something like that? how pathetic

>> No.34884645

>>34884614
Those are her normal clothes...

>> No.34884687

>>34884645
She wears panties normally?

>> No.34884700

>>34884687
Yes. She puts effort into how she looks.

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>>34884700
She likes to play it risky.

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>>34884729
Ew! What the fuck, Alice? Can you at least control your bladder? Or do you get off to it, you sick fuck?!

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>>34884754
There's nothing sick about what she's doing. It's a perfectly healthy fetish.
Alice is a perfectly normal girl.

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>>34884754
Pls don't bully Alice, it's not her fault.

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>>34883364
Alice-chan pretends to have wardrobe malfunctions because she enjoys the attention

>> No.34885397

>>34884963
I will give her all the attention she needs

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>>34884754
>Ew! What the fuck, Alice? Can you at least control your bladder? Or do you get off to it, you sick fuck?!

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>>34885894
I still love you and fuck you alice

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>>34886915
Why you bully her?

>> No.34887326
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>>34886968
I don't want to bulling her! im just want to impregnate her

>> No.34887328

why did alice bullying even become a thing?
shes a pc98 returnee, has been in several games, is high up in powerlevelfaggotry and has a nice ass.
does it have to do something with her using dolls and retards projecting their figurines onto it?

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>>34887328
She's a weird recluse who lives alone in the forest, who is so lonely she'll offer a room to a passerby, and is so autistic she'll frighten that guest away. She spends all her time playing with dolls and pretending they are alive.

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Alice love~

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>>34887328
She is a friendless loser like me, so I say bad things about Alice to feel like I'm better than her.

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>> No.34887733

>>34869456
there's 1 - 2 more that isn't on booru but on shit like skeb

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>>34887326
Filling alice's womb with new life is a great way to appreciate her

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>>34888550
she deserve it

>> No.34888675

<span class="sjis">Rude.[/spoiler]

>> No.34888803

>>34805069
obviously price isn't an issue for someone with several boats

>> No.34888880

>>34887328
Powerful people attract bullies. See Fatchouli, Remirya, Satorin, Old hag Yukari, Weird Shirt Heca-chan, etc.

>> No.34888896

>>34887425
isn't she indiferent towards people? or that's just what she likes to tell others to appear cool?

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>> No.34897996

I want Alice to ask me for a second opinion and strongly suggest she make unnecessary changes instead of helpful advice.

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>>34889623
Magician rear

>> No.34903138

>>34903056
Bending Arisu over right then and there and violating her!

>> No.34903469

>>34887973
Sauce

>> No.34905023

>>34903138
She might turn the tables on you by making you a daddy

>> No.34905778

>>34884729
Can't believe Alice pissed herself

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>>34905778
I can. Magicians have trouble with this sort of stuff.

>> No.34912588

A-alice, what are you doing to the table! People eat there Alice, control yourself!

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>>34905023
Good, I've always dreamed of starting a family with a girl as cute as her.
I just hope she's prepared for the other kids I'll put in her.

>> No.34913793

>>34912935
Alice can't even take care of herself, let alone children

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>>34793110
Who cares for Alice, i want my soul cut in half and half of it put into one of her Shanghai Dolls instead...

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>>34914041
I want my souls placed in a body growing inside Shinki's womb, and become Alice's sibling.

>> No.34914766

>>34913793
I'll help Alice overcome her problems before the first child is born, and Shinki can always teach her how to be a good mother.

>> No.34914854

>>34884935
She could've gotten treatment years ago. She's either lazy, a freak, or both!

>> No.34915845

>>34913793
Neither can most women
Becoming a parent is a skill you learn on the job, with help from your own parents

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>>34915845
that feeling when my parents never really got the hang of it

>> No.34919406

>>34914854
>She could've gotten treatment years ago. She's either lazy, a freak, or both!
Blame Shinki.

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>>34919406
Stop blaming others for your problems, Alice.

>> No.34926095

>>34925877
It's ridiculous how beautiful this woman is

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>>34926095
Those Makai genes will do that to you.

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>>34926095
True statement.
From PC-98 to windows, it's a perfect transition from cute to beautiful regarding Alice.
Too bad she doesn't have many friends. Those good looks are going to waste. At least she has good relations with the village.

>> No.34926540

>>34926154
PC-98 is not canon. In new canon Alice is the girl "Dolls in Pseudo Paradise".

>> No.34926568

>>34926540
It isn't if it contradicts Windows Era Touhou.

>> No.34926579

>>34926568
And it does in this case

>> No.34926581

>>34926568
Nevermind, I didn't read the last part.

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>>34926540
The srhine maiden in DiPP mentions that the last of the honest men, the blonde girl, seemed familiar so it might yet still be canon to an extent. Though there's an argument to be made that both the shrine maiden and the last honest man are entirely different people

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alice got herself a new doll

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>>34793110
I don't like Alice.

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>>34931996
Don't hug him so tight, Alice! It looks like he can't breathe.
>>34933922
She doesn't like you either. In fact, nobody likes you.

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>> No.34934756

>>34925877
this alice needs to be fertilized

>> No.34936589

Alice swimming still cracks me up.
What a dork.

>> No.34945984

>>34936589
I don't think Alice can swim, I think she just asked Aya to make a fake picture that she could show to others. What a loser!

>> No.34954027

>>34926041
MOOD

>> No.34961016

>>34933922
You don't have to like Alice, but don't hit Lolice.

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>> No.34972294

>>34972065
Dumb ungrateful loser. Shinki made a mistake by raising this bitch.

>> No.34976510

>>34972294
I no longer feel sorry for Alice for leaking poop.

>> No.34987704

>>34793110
oi! I can't breathe!

>> No.34987886

>>34987704
If you can't breathe, how are you speaking?

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>> No.35001434

>>34999878
I'd pay good money to watch a VERY realistic Hostel remake starring Alice!

>> No.35001497

>>34999878
I hope Italy is a fun country to Alice!

>> No.35002110

>>35001497
She's gonna get whacked by Mafia.

>> No.35002199

>>35001434
>VERY realistic Hostel remake
So she just gets really high and ends up in various sexual situations?
That's all that actually happens in irl Hostels.

>> No.35002380

>>35002199
why would anyone travel across the world, sometimes on foot, only to attend a hostel orgy where alice is present?
that would be very disappointing.

>> No.35002496

>>35002199
I was thinking about a snuff film, but Alice getting drugged and raped is good too.

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Alice hasn't been putting her heart into the puppet shows as of late...

>> No.35012866

>>35012163
What a creep

>> No.35019756

>>35012163
That looks like she's putting too much heart into it.

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>>35019756
She's putting too much of something in it but it's definitely not her heart.

>> No.35028588

>>34972013
>>34972048
Aw, how adorable! Hope Alice takes good care of-
>>34972065
...
What an asshole.

>> No.35033160

what kind of deranged books/doujins does she read?

>> No.35033194

>>35033160
The kind of stuff you didn't even know existed.

>> No.35033209

>>35033194
any good example?

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>>35033209
None.

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>>35033209
https://exhentai.org/g/1437797/53fcc78071/

>> No.35035941

>>35033225
>>35033944
would she read Kuso Miso Technique?

>> No.35037477

>>34793110
yea

>> No.35047046

>>35035941
I really don't want to know what that is.

>> No.35047127

>>35047046
I just looked it up, and the cover is a dude resting his head on (presumably) another dude's butt.
Alice is a disgusting fujo. I want to bully her even more now.

>> No.35048025
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>>35047046
>>35047127
It's the one that gave us picrel, which if you know ANYTHING about the book should bring them screaming to the top of your head right now.

>> No.35049149

>>34793110
No

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>>35035941
Already did! Now she's recommending it to Marisa-san! Though she doesn't seem very keen for some reason...

>> No.35057396
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>> No.35058104

>>35048025
Honestly, all I can remember about that face is a video with "yaranaika", zippers opening and a very athletic dude butt-fucking an entire swat team.
It's been a very long time since I watched it.

>> No.35064532
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>> No.35079987
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Alice's dolls keep getting harassed

>> No.35087794

>>35079987
Why? What do they expect to gain from harassing dolls?

>> No.35097778
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>> No.35102474
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>> No.35103388

>>34797472
>>35098104
blind

>> No.35112641

>>35103388
you're blind

>> No.35120222
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>>35079987
Perfect! Interrupting Alice's swimming session, and harassing her and the dolls! She doesn't even know how to swim anyway!

>> No.35129431

>>35120410
They're too close. If a match gets thrown in there, they're all getting cooked.

>> No.35130186

>>35120222
This image always makes me feel a little sad

>> No.35130531

NO BULLI!

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>>35120410
watch, when the dolls get burnt, they're going to come back like it's some Conjuring shit. Whether made by Alice or not, you don't fuck with dolls

>> No.35133025
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Alice you unlikeable horse beast, leave Marisa alone!

>> No.35141035

>>35120222
just realized I posted the image a second time.

>> No.35155583
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>> No.35162862
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Nyalice Nyangatroid

>> No.35163059
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>> No.35163162

>>35162849
Can't believe Alice would kidnap someone just so Shinki could have another "Lolice"

>> No.35172444

>>35163162
Both are Alice.
If another Alice is to show up, a paradox will occur.

>> No.35172522

>>35172444
If I molest Lolice, will hag Alice feel it?

>> No.35172530

>>35172522
No.

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>>35130531

>> No.35172567
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>>35163162
I'd gladly become Lolice to help Alice escape Shinki's excessive mothering.

>> No.35173308
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Shinki loves Alice even with the flu!

>> No.35174260

>>35173308
that's cute.

>> No.35178328
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Found one of my old Alices.
I'm pretty sure this one is a crop, but I don't think I have the original, or if I do it's in one of my leftover project folders if not just missing in the sea of files.

>> No.35188849
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35188849

Going on a picnic with Alice and the girls!

>> No.35190027

>>35163059
"Aaaaalice! Noooooo! Where did you hide the keys of your Bookcase?!"

>> No.35191253

>>35188849
I'd rather just go with the girls...

>> No.35191422

>>34887664
i would smell those musky feet

>> No.35209922

arisu

>> No.35223293
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35223293

Only you
Can make all these dolls in one night
O-only you
Stuff them with DYNAMITE

>> No.35231450

>>35188849
Shanghai being pulled into the water by a fish!

>> No.35239830
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>> No.35249246
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>> No.35250229
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It's so hot, give the dolls a break

>> No.35250232

>>35250229
The gunpowder inside of them might go off.

>> No.35250666
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Reminder that girls actually love being tease; it turns them on! Alice gets VERY hot and bothered with playful bullying! She is also very self-conscious about her smelly feet!

So if you tease Alice about her smelly feet you're just giving her masturbation material for her to furiously schlick to! Just remember than for when you tease Alice and she immediately has to take a 'bathroom break'!

Alice's cute smelly feet!

>> No.35250990

>>35250666
Satan trips.
Everything said in your post is false and misleading.

>> No.35252829
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Alice has to grow her own food now that she's not welcome in the village, ever since the occurence...

>> No.35253346

>>35252829
maybe she should have thought twice while creeping on the village's children

>> No.35262960

>>35252829
That's what you get for not taking proper precautions when leaking poop

>> No.35263135
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>>35253346
Alice should stay in her lane and creep on other magicians instead

>> No.35263292
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>>35253346
It's not Alice's fault that talking to other adults is so hard.

>> No.35265739

>>35252829
what? did she use her explode-y dolls for the play or something?

>> No.35265744

>>34793110
No cause she leaks poop

>> No.35274849
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>>35262960
>>35265744
Alice leaks flowers scent and love!

>> No.35279299
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>> No.35279681

>>35274849
>Alice leaks [...] love!
Alice is such a horny pervert that she's constantly wet?
She should just get a boyfriend already.

>> No.35279716

>>35279681
>Alice is such a horny pervert that she's constantly wet?
Her hands are always sticky. That's why you don't let her touch you.

>> No.35285071

>>34793110
No Alice is creepy and i don't like her.

>> No.35286571
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>>35279716
But knowing that makes me want to be touched by her.

>> No.35292592

>>34793110
alice is a bad character please shut up

>> No.35299315

>>35292592
She looks cute.
That's enough going by popular opinion.

>> No.35300096

>>35250666
and here i thought that when the stinky feet poster died and went to hell he would finally shut up

>> No.35300501

>>34793110
What the hell is a vacation?

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>> No.35316341

>>35309387
Aww, how sweet! Alice is imagining rescuing her friend from kidnappers!

>> No.35324904
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>> No.35325594

>>35300501
a vacation is a vacation.

>> No.35328270
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Alice underboob.

>> No.35328838

>>35328270
I want to kiss her tummy.

>> No.35329077
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I want to violently rape this loser

>> No.35331905

Does Alice enjoy Ryona?
I hope she does.

>> No.35339577

>>35331905
Alice does not enjoy abuse.

>> No.35343666

>>35331905
Who is Ryona?

>> No.35352941

>>35343666
Ryona as in abuse. Not the Senran.

>> No.35356455

>>35263135
Wait, Keine bites people? Don't bite Alice! She tastes terrible, plus she's not even human!

>> No.35356866

>>34796968
She's literally a witch. She'd sink like a stone.

>> No.35356936

>>34796181
No she is drowning

>> No.35356996
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>> No.35357403

>>35356866
if there are pictures of Alice swimming, maybe she isn't a witch at all?
who would consider marionettes magic, anyway?

>> No.35357424

>>35356866
That's not what I learned from The Holy Grail.

>> No.35357573

>>35356866
I’m pretty sure the witches floated.
If you floated you were a witch and if you sank you were human.

>> No.35365504
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Behold! Goth Alice!

>> No.35365532

>>35365504
Shanghai does not seem to approve, and Hourai seems to be dead.

>> No.35366900

>>35356866
youre retarded, its the other way around

>> No.35371236

>>35365504
Goth Alice looks unoriginal. She looks so bland and uninteresting that other black haired girls like Minamitsu look good in comparison, and she wears fucking shorts.

>> No.35371246

>>35328838
You should put a baby in it

>> No.35377748

>>35263135
Translation? I can't read moon runes

>> No.35379843

>>35371236
Shorts are just lewd bloomers.

>> No.35380528

>>35377748
>Of course... you will be a good girl, won't you?
>I'll be a good girl... I... Love Keine-sensei...

If you studied nihongo for a month you'd be able to read that.

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>> No.35386213

>>35379843
No they aren't.

>> No.35391191
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>> No.35393192

>>35391191
Why are the Shanghai dolls so mad? Are they jealous?

>> No.35394052

>>35391191
At first I thought those were thigh-high socks, but they are actually tights. Alice is taking her clothes off.

>> No.35399130

Not trolling, I literally read thread title and image as "Ame"

>> No.35407095

>>35393192
you barged in.
>>35394052
I just noticed the thigh band. If she's taking her clothes off, that means it would be on the inside of her pantyhose. That's not how it goes, stupid Alice!

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>> No.35423266
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>> No.35424092

>>35423266
I wonder what has Alice in high spirits.

>> No.35430112

>>35424092
She managed to not wet the bed for once!

>> No.35432687

>>35424092
She held a conversation for a solid 15 minutes and never once mentioned the people in the basement!

>> No.35432710

>>35432687
>15 minutes
1.5 minutes*

>> No.35437652

>>35432710
90 seconds is impressive. most conversations last about 20 seconds.

>> No.35437771
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>> No.35447998
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>> No.35448442

>>35437652
You're not very good at talking to people, are you, anon?

>> No.35449320

>>35448442
that was sarcasm.
of fucking course a conversation lasts more than 20 seconds. you wouldn't even be able to ask someone how their day was going and hear a full explanation in 20 seconds start to finish.

>> No.35449417
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Alice is a lolicon

>> No.35449738

>>34887425
Yes, but the fact she's schizoid just means she has a lot in common with literally every anon ever.

>> No.35449763
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I'm not sure why but I can easily imagine Alice being a smoker. And she somehow manages to make it look cute too.

>> No.35450073

>>34793110
>>34797472
Foxeye approves freediving only

>> No.35452671
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oh fuck

>> No.35465071
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>> No.35465508
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Ah, rejected again...

>> No.35466235
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>>34793110
I really love Alice

>> No.35470747

>>35466235
Well, I hope Alice loves you too.

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>>35449417
Nothing wrong with that

>> No.35471522

>>35449417
Alice and I have a lot in common!
I want to groom innocent lolis with Alice!

>> No.35482002
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>> No.35493973

>>35482002
Alice is going to develop an alcohol gut and lung cancer if she continues her bad habits.

>> No.35500670

>>35471522
you will have more chances if you try alone. Alice triggers survival instincts on children.

>> No.35504413

>>35482002
>6% alc.
Pussy. You can't even get drunk on that.

>> No.35504850

>>35500670
Then I'll go back in time and molest Lolice!

>> No.35505200 [DELETED] 

>>34793110
I would kill alice right in front of you

>> No.35505552
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>>35505200

>> No.35506090
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>>35500670
That's why she uses her dolls to let their guard down, Miss Dolly with the soporiffic lolipop works everytime.

>> No.35507909
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>>35505200
Alice will turn you into a doll before you even move

>> No.35510197
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>> No.35510229
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35510229

I want to love Alice. I wish to hold and protect her fragile body and drift away to sleep with her. I would comfort and provide her words of encouragement, because she may seem odd to others, she is a sweet girl.

>> No.35511054

>>35510229
You're a good man, Anon. No homo.

>> No.35511698

>>35510229
You care for her, she cares for your children

>> No.35511736
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>> No.35513526
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A pretty, blue eyed girl in a pretty blue dress!

>> No.35515040

>>35513526
I want to give Alice a red dress with white horizontal stripes!

>> No.35521736
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>> No.35522494

hell yea

>> No.35522534

>>35513526
It's not blue it's white and gold

>> No.35525766
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>>35356866
No, witches weigh like ducks, you see?

>> No.35525887

>>35522534
are you blind? the dress has a blue hue and the light is coming from the background.

>> No.35528578
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A new day blooms! How will Alice spend it?

>> No.35530839

>>35528578
By crying in her bed while wondering why she was even born.
You know, the usual.

>> No.35535330

>>35528578
Inside, like usual

>> No.35535483

>>35033225
drawn by a dude thats never been intimate with a woman. women dont wear bras unless they "have" to

>> No.35537042

>>35535483
They also spray their perior blood all over the place.

>> No.35538035

>>35535483
>>35537042
Please refrain from talking about 3D women on /jp/.

>> No.35538953
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Oh God, oh fuck Alice what did you do to Yuuka?

>> No.35545302

>>35528578
Alone, as usual.
>>35538953
She dressed up as Yuuka.

>> No.35550281
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>> No.35551655

>>35504850
Anon, you don't understand?! (You) are the reason Alice is a creep!

>> No.35553081

>>35551655
I can't believe Anon is the reason Alice turned out into a creep.

>> No.35553862

>>35551655
It's her fault for being so tiny and cute!

>> No.35559592

>>35504413
no sugar. 6% and no sugar.

>> No.35563692

>>35522534
If it's gold, why hasn't it been stolen yet?

>> No.35563706
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[ERROR]

>>35563692
Stoopid captcha made me drop my image!

>> No.35566370

>>35563692
because you wouldn't make a profit, also it was worn by Alice which makes it worthless.

>> No.35568330
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[ERROR]

>> No.35569076

>>35538953
She wanted to channel Yuuka's legendary fertility

>> No.35576237

>>35399130
same

>> No.35582207
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[ERROR]

Cat Alice!

>> No.35582897
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[ERROR]

>>35582207
>Cat Alice
Nyalice. She even has a separate tag on Pixiv.

>> No.35582909

>>35582897
>Nyalice. She even has a separate tag on Pixiv.
well be sure to save it so you don't end up like me losing the link to them and not being able to find it again.

>> No.35589603

maybe

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