/07/th Expansion Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Thread for discussion concerning Higurashi, Umineko, Ciconia, Rose Guns Days, Higanbana, TRianThology, Haworthia and all other 07th Expansion works.

07th Expansion archive:
https://mega.nz/folder/wLxAFApJ#bw2evoJRzl6BDhlpadX1YQ

Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/aa9NjGdU

Image Based Scorpion Charm:
https://pastebin.com/G5xm1rbQ

Umineko colored truths script:
https://controlc.com/27143a5a

Previous Thread:
>>34757508

Turkish night edition!

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In my humble opinion bros, I have a feeling this is gonna be a great thread bros!

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This will set the mood for the thread! let's all be positive guys and discusses /wtc/! So have any of you guys been working on mysteries?

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>one IP
Kill yourself

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>>34767267
Yeah, I posted those posts. gonna cry?? well don't please this is a positive thread :)

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>>34767286
based

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This thread will be the best /wtc/ thread out of all current /wtc/ threads bros!!!

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I'm glad the umineko threads didn't turn into Italianon hate clubs. I anticipated some anti-Erikatrice arguments from the Italianon troll but it seems they didn't know what to write. Boring.

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>>34767474
I like italianon, he brings a lot of soul to these threads!

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I'll see you guys in the morning let's make sure to have a good thread while I'm gone:D

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Satoko has claimed a magnificent victory on /a/.

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>>34767762

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>>34767762
No wonder

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>>34767483
Based

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Good morning, everynyan

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>>34767474
oh god what a horrible pic

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>>34767762
Too bad for Joe, man.

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>>34768192
Made for Okinomiya Game Club Cock

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Italian super theorists are our superiors

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>>34768225
super terrorists?

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Giantess ______Rosa

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I cry every time.... Maria is beautiful.... Strong is beautiful...

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Let me try something

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>>34768306
What are you going to try out anon?

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>>34768306
What did he mean by this?

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Get btfo shkanontrice chuds

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>>34768333
Wow. What a masterpiece.

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Lolitalianon is a biological girl.

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>>34768341
giant biological girl*

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>>34768333

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Reminder that shitposting is against the rules even on /jp/.

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>>34768531
Thanks for upholding the rules, Sonozaki-san

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>>34768531
Yes but there's nothing to discuss

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We could discuss Natsuhi's garments.

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We could discuss whether Rika or Satoko is in the right

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>>34768599
It's obviously Rika.

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>>34768531
I consider your post to be a shitpost.
Discuss Gohdatrice

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>>34768599
I think Satoko should apologize for making my dick hard, only that

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>>34768614
If I am survive this thread I am write book on why Rosatrice is only Trice.

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I've been thinking about futa bulges lately. A girl's dick out in the open is one thing, but when it's hidden it adds to the magic.
So let's say I lift Bern's skirt to see her panties. But am surprised to see that she has a nice cute flaccid futa cock bulging through her even cuter pink girly panties. Then Bern naturally gets embarrassed and it starts getting hard, making it even more of a nice sight on the eyes.

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>I've been thinking
I doubt that.

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>>34768683
NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW THE FUCK WILL I EVER RECOVER FROM THIS
AM I, DARE I SAY IT, A RETARD?!

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>>34768683
Btfo

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>>34768683
Total Destruction

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>bika
>b
Why

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>>34768801
I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost

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>>34768801
>b
>bitch
probably this

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>>34768850
xaxa

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>>34768657
Someone already did that, and since he wasn't disproven I doubt that we'd need a remaster.

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>>34768872
Then all hope is pinned on my Captain Kawabatatrice manifesto

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Has anyone ever entertained the possibility of Kinzotrice?

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>>34768954
Yes. How else would you explain episode 4?

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>>34768944
> aware of the secrets of the island because he does deliveries to Kuwadorian. Discovers the gold.
> hides out on the island during the storm and murders the family when they can’t escape
> sets off the bomb after he escapes with the gold on his boat.
> years later asked by Kasumi Sumadera to set a trap for Ange. Kills Amakusa and snipes Ange and the Sumadera to preserve the secrets.

Writes itself.

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>>34768989
Drugs. Or a severe drug withdrawal samba

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>>34769010
how does he get the combo to the vip room

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>>34769019
You don't need the combo from the Kuwadorian side.

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>>34769039
yeah you do, the room itself is locked with those digits

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>>34769019
He can solve the riddle like every other riddle solver.
Failing that he beats it out of Kinzo before killing him and burning his body in the boiler.

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>>34769041
We only ever saw people entering from the chapel side, whether or not the tunnel to Kuwadorian can be reached through the gold room or not is an uncertain factor.

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>>34768192

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>>34769100
No oher fetish can make me both laugh and get a boner. Keiichi just looks slightly irked like this is some common punishment game.

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>>34769111
It's such a nonsense fetish though, this situation is so far removed from reality that it's laughable to even think about.
How would such a huge Mion even work? Or did Keiichi shrink? Bet the """artist""" didn't even consider that.

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>>34769130
>this situation is so far removed from reality
Yes. I rather enjoy this particular insanity of mine. It's not like I asked for it so I just make good use of it without hurting anyone.

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I cannot fap to any fetish image until the artist confirms exactly what caused this unusual situation. This is why fapping is hard for me.

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>>34769111
>ugh, I can’t believe this is the 4th time I’ve had to be shrunk down and wedged between Mion’s enormous butt cheeks. And I doubled down on having to stay this way until she goes home. I’m pretty sure she isn’t even wearing underwear this time.

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>>34769010
Eva manages to escape the rampage but she was never aware of the captains skillful murders.
He does spot Yasu and Battler escaping on a small boat which he rams with his much bigger and faster craft.
The go under and don’t come back up so he assumes that they are dead. Tohya does survive but the he is brain damaged and thinks it was something to do with a witch.

I dedicate this truth to my beloved fisherman

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>>34769184
Why couldn't it be the tits for once?

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>>34769157
Would you prefer regular sized Keiichi in an enormous-sized Mion ass or tiny Keiichi in a regular (although still larger than average)-sized Mion ass?

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>>34769130
Shrinking is the fun one because it lets you drop shrunken people into a normal world and make the dangerous interactions more secretive and personal, and it turns mundane everyday things into threats.

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Giant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shrink
Accept it

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>>34769193
Rena’s the one for tit smothering punishments.

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>>34769083
I think the narration in whichever episode where everybody is imprisoned makes it pretty clear they are connected.

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>>34769222
I like tits, anon.

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>>34769205
I agree, giant Mion might sound fun in the short term, but how would she be kept fed? Where would she sleep? What about her pee and poop?

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>>34769228
I like Rena’s tits too

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that feeling when no gentle giantess rena gf

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>>34769245
top tier taste

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>>34769222
One of my favorite punishments. I hope sucking on those is next

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Higurashi Gou is just a shit easy cash fanservice to recpver from Ciconia total failure

Be ready for all situations and prepare in advance your cope

Sun Tsu The Art of War

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>>34769215
>>34769232
Giant's too limited in it's interactions for me. I like it, but it's the inferior one of the two. Too noisy and samey. Once they reach a certain size their entire character becomes "I am literally invincible and nothing anybody does will change anything I do and cities are literally sand and I'm going to hear sirens and helicopters and guns 24/7 until everyone is dead"

Shrink adds so many possibilities. Unaware interactions. Secretive interactions. Innocent everyday environments becoming dangerous hellzones. Kidnappings and teasing and stuff. It's the wet dream scenario of a yandere character too, plus you don't have to purposefully ignore/reason your way out of shit like "girls have to peepee and poopoo and drink water" because they're just normal-sized girls living life like normal. They are giant to YOU, because YOU are SMALL.

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>>34769251
You know the rules anon, no suggesting punishments for yourself. Now you’ll have to spend 5 whole minutes tied up underneath Rika wearing her sweaty maid costume.

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From Shannon's victory in the love duel of episode 6 we know that Yasu's love for George was the strongest one and inevitably won against their feelings for Jessica and Battler.
But for what? We never really see them interact afterwards, and George still has to die without any last words from Yasu/Shannon. It's such a shame.

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Giantess Rika-chama is so useless that Takano will still be able to kill her easily

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>>34769284
oh nooooo haha anything but that haha

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>>34769285
Love is the meaning, and they're fucking dead anyway, that's why it's a tragedy.

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>>34769284
I would too become a playstation gamepad between those legs

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>>34769293
Takano would enter Rika's ear and do all sorts of evil biologival shit to her ear stones, so Rika wouldn't be able to keep her balance and would constantly fall down, allowing Takano to open up her stomach easily.

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Why exactly are giantess and futa such common fetishes?

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>>34769280
People never take into account the square cube law either. Once Mion gets to over 10 feet tall she’ll be struggling to stay conscious since her heart can’t supply her brain with oxygen. Over 15 feet tall and she’s dead unless you increase the oxygen concentration around her and keep her suspended in liquid. But shrinking makes the shrunken far more durable than their full-sized counterpart.

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>>34769314
Giantess isn't common at all, in reality.

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>>34769298
You think this is some kind of joke! Last time Keiichi lost Rika kissed him so hard he nearly passed out!

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>>34769301
>Love is the meaning
If love is the meaning, why did Shannon still go through with her plan? She fought against Kanon to attain 'love' and a whole body so she could spend her life with George, and yet...
Yasu's actions become really incomprehensible on a reread.

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>>34769318
>But shrinking makes the shrunken far more durable than their full-sized counterpart.
I remember watching a Kurgeszagt video in which it explained that if you shrank down you would die fast, because our body is "programmed" for our size, and shrinking down causes heart attacks and al sorts of shit after a while

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>>34769340
yasu is mentally ill of course they're incomprehensible

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>>34769340
>why did Shannon still go through with her plan?
Shannon loved revenge more than George.

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>>34769314
go compare the number of futa images to giantess images in any website

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Why haven't you learned how to lucid dream yet? In dreams you can do away with the hypothetical real world consequences of your fetish.

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>>34769394
I used to be able to lucid dream

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>>34768672
holy based, futa bulges are a top tier fetish

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>>34769394
It’s fake

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>>34769318
My personal favorite sci-fi reasoning for this one is that whatever mechanism changes their size also makes them more durable as they grow, and trades their strength for heat when they shrink, and all of this tradeoff is scaled with size.

This way, the shrunken won't freeze to death but they'll also be fragile as cake crumbs.

Meanwhile the giant's body basically becomes a super hot and impenetrable mountain that even bullets can't pierce, and she can probably melt people to death with her breath alone. This is also why she can move so quickly despite being so enormous, because her insides are a superheated mass of ultra-strong material.
Grow her to the size of a solar system and her skin and organs will basically be as hard as adamantium and her insides will be as hot as a supernova.

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>>34769394
I try but I can't, seems like I can only dream about what's in my mind and I can't force anything else

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>>34769394
any good guides on how to lucid dream? preferably in latex so I know they aren't a shitpost

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>>34769394
I can't, I'm unable to

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>>34769444
>because her insides are a superheated mass of ultra-strong material.
>Grow her to the size of a solar system and her skin and organs will basically be as hard as adamantium and her insides will be as hot as a supernova.
I imagined that one salamander girl from ishouzoku reviewers growing

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So these are the fabled European posting hours.

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My fetish is mind control but all art of it is cringe. It's suffering.

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>>34769372
Why? Doing anything else would be a more useful way to spend time

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>>34769331
>>34769314
I think it's more common and ancient than people give it credit for, and people just don't bring up the fact that they're into it very often because it's bizarre, or they don't even realize it's a fetish because the thought of it is so abstract, especially back before animation and mass-produced art and shit, where the closest you could get to the fantasy is writing stories.

Giants have been a thing in culture since the dawn of man, there is no way that there weren't people who looked at that concept and got horny even ages ago.

As for futa? I mean that's obvious. Crossdressers and faggots have been around since forever. I think that one's pretty self-explanatory.

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>>34769487
cry ameriturd

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>>34769499
most of it, yeah

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>>34769542
your question is bad and that will answer why

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>travel to the kakera where umineko has an extremely popular mobage
>mountains of porn for every character
>say to myself "wow I sure can't wait to show this to my bros at /wtc/"
>download every piece of giantess Lambdadelta artwork I can find
>travel back
>remember I have nothing to show since only my consciousness can enter other kakera
>my mfw when

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>>34769599
transfer your mind to me, anon, I need to enter the Lambda vr vore dimension immediately

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>>34769599
>>my mfw

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>>34769621
PM'd

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>>34769499
Do you like it when characters possess/take over other characters? Because one of my concept characters is a sadistic bitch without a physical body who keeps taking control of other people, and the ones she possesses take on her smug persona and imitate her expressions and such

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>>34769589
There are no bad questions anon.

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>>34769685
your premises are flawed

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I like strong, foulmouthed women who are not afraid to become physical if they're about to get angry.
The more irrational and hurtful they are the better. They need to have tastes just far enough apart from my own to get mad at me for disagreeing with them yet still close enough to get a discussion about shared interests rolling.
I want them to tell me when I do something that gets on their nerves but never quite change my behavior so that they're bound to get mad at me often for disobeying.
They may or may not be bloodrelated to me, but if they are it shouldn't be a close relative like a sister or a mother but instead something like an aunt or a cousin where physical intimicy wouldn't be seen as problematic.

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>>34769718
>go compare the number of futa images to giantess images in any website
Ok. My flawed premises. Sorry anon, I fully respect your life choices.

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>>34769745
so are you just trolling or what?

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>>34769755
>makes futa and giantess fetish posts
Geez, how could you tell?

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>>34769755
Wut

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>>34769499
One of my fetishes is hypnosis. It gets me good.

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>>34769782
here, i'll spell it out for you. futa is extremely common. giantess is not.

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>>34769861
Ok. Seems useless to know. Thanks for the research.
Maybe sometime we can talk about 07th expansion or something

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>>34769876
>07th expansion
>expansion
hehe

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I miss /07/ generals before Gou
They were more chill

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>>34769886
I respect this.

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>>34769899
Gou was a mistake
/a/ invasion.

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Look at this cute Satoko

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>>34769947
There is something amiss here but I’m not sure what.

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>>34769876
you were the one who posted the question in the first place idiot

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SEX with Stanislaw!

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>>34769556
Baudelaire was a sizefag for sure

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>>34770039
He always does that, in order to troll in a very epic way.

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>>34769899
What do you think was better before /a/ thought LMAO and invaded?

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>>34770039
which question?

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>>34770130
More Italianon and humiliation. Classy.

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>>34770151
I like class.

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>>34770130
this place felt more relaxing
I don't know why exactly
even the spam felt nicer. Now a lot of it is like somene wants to spite someone else
and there were more posts that looked like someone put effort in them

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>>34770139
>>34769314

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>>34769777
hey man I make giantess posts too but I'm mainly just shitposting, there's nothing there to bait except maybe people getting angry about vore? I don't think I've seen people get angry about vore on here

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>>34770219
It's the speed which makes you feel uneasy, I guess. I adapted to it but still.

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>>34770228
Different anons have been replying to you. That isn’t all the same anon. You have been assuming it is the same one.

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>>34770219
For me, the worst part is obvious attention seeking and baiting for (You)'s.
This isn't an online chatroom, no one should come here with the incentive to get replies for epic posts..

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>>34770259
so he was just pretending to be retarded the whole time, excellent

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>>34770269
Oh he wasn't pretending.

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>>34770269
Well no, one anon asked a question.
You replied to him and then a different anon replied back saying that counting up fetish numbers on websites was a waste of time.

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>>34770337
I wonder what other logical deductions similar to this are going to be wirtten in this thread. Can't wait.

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>>34770376
I’m just trying to stop it going any further by pointing out what was going on. They did not understand
> wirtten
You are in no position to judge.

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>>34770429
>You are in no position to judge.
Why, did I make an inane comment, like you did? I didn't call you out for any spelling mistakes or whatever.

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>>34770448
But I called you out. And you are replying with an inane comment.

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>>34770477
Nah, I am just responding to your post and pointing out that my mistake, while shameful, wasn't really relevant to the argument for you to point it out.
I shouldn't have replied in earnest, since your post was a "no u", but I'm bored.

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>>34770517
Post something about 07th expansion instead.

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>>34770555
Ο-οκ!

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>>34770566
She got told

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Needless to say I have one joke for this video, just more Fragments and things. If I were to make something for you, what would it be? (No giants, Satokopiedes, futa, or other horny nonsense.)

https://youtu.be/bP1rjvAdROw

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>>34770566
>those au au's at the end
KING Hanyuu, owner of cuteness and wisdom

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>>34770613
Giant Satokopiede futa being horny and nonsensical

[Anonymous No.]

Can you put some music and sound effects to this?

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>>34770613
Make a video with the most annoying nu metal possible and the characters in their most smug poses being epic and shit.

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>>34770639
Blue light, horny.

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>>34770613
needles?! that's dangerous

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>>34770657
>the most annoying nu metal possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

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>>34770656
An actual idea, I'll try it.

>>34770657
Nu metal? And I'll look for some images I guess unless you want to supply me with sum?

>>34770684
Indeed they are, brother stepped on one early this week.

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>>34770688
I see now.

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>>34770705
>Nu metal?
Specifically this song
>>34770688
I have a dream in which you will create a love letter to all those hilariously edgy mid 00's amvs. I will provide some images of course, I don't if you want them to be from the vn alone, though.

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>>34770728
Ill take them, it'll give me inspiration to make something at least hopefully decent. Just want to something nice in the meanwhile.

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I'm going to fucking beat your ass, au au, nanodesu~

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>>34770748
>Just want to something nice
want to what

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>>34770751
This Hanyuu's futa cock is the best one

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>>34768683
Basę

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>>34770762
I really wanna kiss some ass dude

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>>34770748
You'll need to include lots of CACKLE CACKLE

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>>34770795
Alright alright, I'll get my materials all sorted out for it. Actually do have a small thing with voices of them.

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>>34770790
What WTC ass would you like to kiss the most?

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Why does such an awful general get constant OC?

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>>34770840
Personal, Rena.

Actually, Her. Nurse.

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>>34770863
The general might be awful but everyone here loves this series to a fault, which causes lots of wholesome and funny oc making

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>>34767474
WHAT ARGUMENTS?
STOP LARPING YOU HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ME

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>>34770871
I thought you said pregnant Rena and then got really excited for a second. I guess life can't be that easy.

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>>34770840
I would kiss Natsuhi's asscheeks because her reaction would be very cute

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>>34770863
Because there are dozens of faggot losers with nothing better to do than spend literally all their free time on here. Of course it’s going to get some occasional fresh content

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>>34770840

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sorry guys but today i will not be so active, even me has a normie life so discuss you all without me about the real motive of higurashi

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If only we could use emojis on here...

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Uminekino MMO when?

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>>34770894
I would now retract my statement and would want a pregnant Rena with my child.

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>>34770912
With the amount of curry she consumes? Brave man.

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>>34770949
Every wtc entry is an mmo by default

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>34770929
learn english

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>>34770936
[heart emoji][tongue emoji][blush emoji]satoko

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>>34770962
The good sailor ain't scared of no brown or red sea

[Anonymous No.]

>centitoko will never be anything more than a forced meme
How the FUCK do I cope with this empty feeling in my heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770936
reddit cuck spotted

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>>34770998
Exercise and edit dude. Though I've been exercising a little less.

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>>34770998
Kiss a train

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>>34770656
here you go anon!

[Anonymous No.]

sailor uniform or maid outfit?

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>>34771122
I'd say maid, but it's close.

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>>34771122
Maid outfit obviously.

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>>34771122
lewd seifuku
traditional meido

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No, but seriously. Can someone tell me why you can't post emojis of 4chan?

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>>34771071
T-thanks?

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>>34771167
Yes

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>>34771141
>>34771151
>>34771159
It's sailor uniform you retards.

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>>34771020
>this is me, this is the expression I'm making. I'm disgusted by your post because it is cringe

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>>34771071
Wouldn't something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5XSYF-i8M fit better?

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>>34771180
Why did you have to call me a retard? I was just stating a personal preference and frankly calling me retarded was uncalled for. I expect an apology.

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Mortal StampSneed
HAHA I SAID THE S WORD NOW LAUGH LAUGH NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>[Irrelevant time-wasting question]
>Ask Ryukishi

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>>34771205
I apologize, I just couldn't hold back an emotional outburst at such a wrong opinion.

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>>34771258
Well, you apologised, so it's ok!

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I love shrine maiden outfits because I love Japan even though I will never be able to go there ever.

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>>34771275
But keep in mind that this is an emotional topic for me and I may be unable to hold back in the future.
Let's get along until then, at least!

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>>34771281
Why, you could always travel to Japan.

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>>34771321
I'm just a brain in a jar. The internet is my only connection to the outside world.

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th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th th ht th ithaly ihtaly ithaly ihtaly ithaly ihtaly

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine just being brain damage in a jar

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being named george but everyone pronounces your name jooji

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>>34770656
Currently doing this but No voices since I don't like that robot voice people use on reddit stuff.

Anyone would like to somehow read all of that?

>>34771193
It works very nicely actually so I'll be using it, thanks.

Basically done but I feel it would be a little better with voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771486
>Anyone would like to somehow read all of that?
If you could write it in a proper place I will vocaroo it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771499
Will do! Just give me a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771499
Alrighty then, here's your lines anon!

The year of Satoko it is.

K1 is so lucky

How many times did this cunt kill herself to achieve those gets?

Does Satoko have what it takes to convince Rika to stay in Hinamizawa with her?

Extra, A little "OHOHOHO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771557
there was an attempt
https://voca.ro/14Ky1YNsaE6u

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771638

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771638
FUCKING LOVE IT ANON! SOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! This is all coming together now just a few more & I'll have it done

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771638
Honestly that "OHOHOHO" take was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771695
I think this one is better
https://voca.ro/14Ky1YNsaE6u

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771710
The one I got was great, I think I'll keep everything as is, and anon, THANK YOU AHHHAHAHA!! I would love to do this more later but I have to get things just a bit more ready. THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY I HOPE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771798
Are you going to make a video or a webm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771803
Video, i already got it ready just need a name, I'm thinking of "Praise Thy Satoko" or something. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771828
The year of Satoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771846
Alrighty then, I'm ready to post it, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771865
Y-yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oops I was tricked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771871
IT IS HERE! Gonna do the other idea in a bit just want to my thing now.

https://youtu.be/NoLFYp_k7xw

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772021
Resume, consider yourself updated~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772021
Unsubbed

[Anonymous No.]

Futanari would wear male underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772335
Which bathroom would they use?

[Anonymous No.]

Hanyuu x Takano love-hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772524
Eua appearing near Takano, Takano starts to make some sort of comment about her horn, only to find that her head is a couple of miles away from her body, for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick of shitposting about futa cocks. I'm completely burnt out. What should I shitpost about instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772626
As an avid /d/ poster seeing all those post about futa cocks made me check what tab I was on more than once. It was as annoying as futaposting on /d/, too! FUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772626
Satoko's perfectly stinky feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772626
Be creative! Come up with your own idea, and it'll feel even better when people appreciate it. I believe in you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772715
Considering that he's a whiny futaposter, your expectations shouldn't be too high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772626
Just go the other way and post about something disgustingly wholesome and vanilla until it gets out of your system and you're ready to be a sick degenerate again.

[Anonymous No.]

You accidentally pushed Satoko down and she's giving you this look. What would you do in this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772777
Inject her with the breast expansion drug. She will thank me later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772777
Nooo I am sorry, do you need a hand to get up? Are you ok? I didn't hurt you did I? Come on, don't cry now, it wasn't on purpose. There, there! *pats head*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772777
apologize and pat her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772777
the penguindrum pic was good too!

[Anonymous No.]

Meme Keiichi will actually happen in Mei (it's not surprising it'd be Miotsukushi's writer pushing for this).

>I remember perfectly.
>Everyone... And meeting Kazuho and the others in that "world"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772998
oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772884
>the penguindrum pic
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768834
I should have bought this ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773033
it was in the upload which contained that crying satoko picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772998

[Anonymous No.]

Lambda's perfectly sweet armpit sweat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773055
literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773076
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773055
literally what

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769394
I've had maybe 100 lucid dreams and very few of them went the way I wanted. Being able to realize you're dreaming, and being able to control the flow of the dream + actually stay in it and not wake up are two completely different things. It's a skill like any other and as hard to master as learning an instrument or language, perhaps even more difficult because it's such an elusive thing you can only practice while half-conscious. But on the other hand it won't take any of your awake time to practice so that's convenient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773055
Why is he doing all this in a baseball uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773089
Okinomiya Tigers, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773076
This is Satoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773118
You never know when a spontaneous game of baseball will occur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773127
You mean Okinomiya Titans? Why is he wearing their uniform and not the Hinamizawa Fighters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773089
>>34773118

It's a Saikoroshi-like fragment where Keiichi never moved to Hinamizawa, Satoshi never ran away and such (although with one big change, Rika died in 78 and her parents died at some point too). Keiichi pops up as a member of the Okinomiya Tigers in order to talk with Kazuho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773108
Stop escaping from reality anon. Accept the cold horror that is being awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773118
foreshadowing for when he bonks eua

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773154
I refuse to type that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773171
Hey I can respect that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770892
Man, it was a guy babbling about Red truths from Lambda. He never brought it up again. I couldn't find any lines from her disproving Erikatrice. Actually, she support it right as they introduced Erika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773161
How is it escaping from reality at all? You dream every night anyways. I will fuck anime girls in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773161
This, I never sleep for that reason.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you order at Angel Mort if these were your servers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773200
Same. Falling asleep is cowardice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773208
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773208
I dislike this mix of swimsuit and angel mort uniform... Although I guess it'd be kind of odd if they had a Rika sized one... but Angel Mort itself is odd for that year anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Bernkastel, I've been meaning to ask you this last couple of months. I waited so long because I knew that if you rejected me I couldn't bare to witness your beauty that I know could not be mine. I was wondering if you wanted to come to my house and watch "Your Name". It has been universally praised as one of the best anime movies. We could share a popcorn and maybe reach for it at the same time. Our hands touch. We lock eyes. I can tell you've been yearning for my lips. I lean in. You push me away. A kiss on our first date? You're too good for that. You had such a good time that we schedule a second date. I meet you our in the park. I bring you at least more than 4745 roses. One for each day that has passed since I first witnessed your beauty through my glowing monitor. If only I could turn the brightness up to match the glow you bring to my life. We talk about fate, destiny, rolling dices and your favorite topics in general. I am struck by your beauty, a miracle out of this world. This time do you not push me back. The miracle happens. We start kissing feverishly.

[Anonymous No.]

HAND IT OVER, LAMBDA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773322
I appreciate this wholesome Black Battler. His cutesy romance with Bern is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773322
>feverishly
HS feverishly*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773322
This but with Ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773089
07

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773376
>Bern with HS
What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773429
Bern thinks that she's always the villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773322

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773470
One Piece!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773470
If we are pieces on a gameboard...
Then you definitely are my queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513
Ι stood up from my chair and I clapped irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513
Holy based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513
I vomited in my mouth a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Bernkastel stopped thinking after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513
what a player

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513
What a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767129
>Dlanor thread

[Anonymous No.]

Bern's embarrassingly chuuni MySpace page filled with her edgy poems and poorly made drawings with an obscure nu-metal band as the background music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773601
cute

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in contact with the real Bernkastel. She says you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773677
Tell her I said "make me"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768116
Joe? Joe who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773677
Ask her what it would take to get her to send tummy pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773721
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513
Wow anon, you really put a smile on Bern's face with that one. She's almost blushing!

[Anonymous No.]

sexting with Bernkastel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773601
If you PMed Bern she'd spend hours thinking of a reply but be too embarrassed to actually send one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769314
Giantess fetish is part femdom part humiliation, because a giant Satoko is more exposed to everyone's eyes, especially if her clothes rip apart. Plus, her cute little arse is now the size of a building, which makes it more grotesque and emphasizes the fact that it's supposed to be a disgusting waste disposal hole. This is humiliating. Basically, a giantess ends up naked, exposed and dehumanized, to the point the military sends tanks and jets to attack her.

Futa fetish originates from people finding dicks hot but not liking men whatsoever. It's more common than you'd think. So you get a cute girl with a dick and it's the best of both worlds. ALSO, there is a strong component of mindbreak and cum desperation. Pussies work in strange ways and you never really know what the girl is feeling, how strong, how close she is to cumming, etc. It's a mystery, and it also takes a long time for them to get going. Giving them a dick makes the process understandable because you can see them get erect, you can know when they are about to cum and you can tell exactly what they are feeling because you are more familiar with a dick. So it's lewd to imagine a girl having a dick and knowing exactly what she feels, as opposed to the mystery of a vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773746
Her evil faces are so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773804
Also, I don't think futa fetish has ANYTHING to do with crosdressers or faggots. I don't think that's the appeal at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773817
>Men will never....
"have sex with me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773784
Imagine her accidentally sending an unfinished reply just as she is about to delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773746
>Wow anon, you really put a smile on Bern's face with that one. She's almost blushing!
Very Good. A life without Bern's smile is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773833
understand seacats

[Anonymous No.]

Bern finds a fragment with Akasaka in it, what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773873

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773873
Make Akasaka cheat on his wife

Bern interacting with Higurashi characters in general would be pretty interesting though since I have no idea how she would react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773513
*vizir

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773931
>>Bern interacting with Higurashi characters in general would be pretty interesting though
It happened once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773883

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773943
NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773193
Also Lambda confirm that Erika didn't exist in any world before ep5

SO ERIKA CAN'T EXIST IN REALITY, SO THIS DESTROY SHKANONTRICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773817
Where did that blushing Bern come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773956
It doesn't matter what happens and doesn't happen in message bottles and forgeries

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773964
Hinamizawa, I think

[Anonymous No.]

Placing my cock on Bernkastel's forehead and cumming really hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773931
I'd like to see a fragment where Rika subjects her to a variety of punishment games or K1 treats her like a little girl instead of a dignified 1000 year old witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773978
It doesn't matter Erika's actions
It doesn't matter Erika and Ikuko characters
It doesn't matter George and Kinzo feeligs
It doesn't matter the mystery
ect...

Shkanontrice to works must doen't giva a shit about everything

DISGUTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774003
OUR EMPEROR

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773993

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774025
Yes, that's the appropriate face. Now enjoy your hair and face getting all sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774025
Antkastel

[Anonymous No.]

[red]This thread will not have a happy ending.[/red]

[Anonymous No.]

Part of the appeal of doing lewd things to Bernkastel is the knowledge that she could tear you limb from limb or cast you into a torture fragment at any time, so no matter how much she protests or calls you disgusting and pathetic, if you do something to her and she doesn't instantly turn you to paste, she secretly enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773873
>>34773931
Even Higurashi's Bernkastel mused about making a fucked up scenario with Akasaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774061
>p*chinko bern

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774063
Now, see, the problem with her casting me into eternal torture or turning me into paste is that then she'll simply get bored again, while me sexually tormenting her is definitely interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774065
Bern occasionally returns to a Higurashi fragments and fucks K1 into the ground out of boredom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773953
Bern knew it was a bad idea from the start, while Lambda is Lambda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774119
It's not like Bern could do anything to kyute mode Rena, come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no victorian cat goth gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774129
BERN IS BATTLER'S FAMILY CULPRIT THEORY

THIS EXPLAIN WHY SHE IS SO OBSESSED WITH ANGE AND WANTED TO RUIN HER LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

Shrinking yourself down and entering Bern's belly button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774114
You make it sound like Rika didn't already do that in one of her "stress relief" loops.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine giant Bernkastel destroying the fucking world. I'll spend my last moments on /x/ posting "IT'S HAPPENING!!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774183
>Imagine giant Bernkastel destroying the fucking world.
I have orgasmed to this exact thought multiple times, but it's mostly from me imagining Yukarin's voice

[Anonymous No.]

Cockvore time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773328
What did she steal now?

[Anonymous No.]

FAMILY THEORY IS CULPRIT BATTLER’S BERN

OBSSESSED LIFE RUIN AND ANGE SO WITH EXPLAIN THIS SHE WANTED IS WHY HER TO

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774097
That's right. Now, Bern, be a good girl and lift up your dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774240
>OBSSESSED LIFE RUIN
You called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774061
but this thread's been great so far!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Bern being completely submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773579
It's based anon B)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774261
Bern is very prideful, but at the same time she wants to be humiliated, but she will also want to take revenge for any humiliation she experiences. what a complicated girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774261
Imagine impregnating Bern and having kittens with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774304
Imagine her treating you like Rena treats K1 on a perfect day

[Anonymous No.]

Did I just switch fragments? I could've swore this thread was full of Lambda, not Bern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774129
Sigh...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm debating putting a Bern lewdfic in the pipeline for later thanks to this thread. Would you guys prefer a surprisingly immediately submissive Bern, or one that's broken down over the story to eventually become submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774342
Gradual >

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774342
Fradual

[Anonymous No.]

Is chess more popular than shogi in Japan these days? Or was it just to fit the western theme of Umineko?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WPlLZlvU

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774342
The first option please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774372
Chess definitely got some traction in Japan thanks to Hikaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774372
I never understood chess, i was more of a checkers man myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774480
Chess is extremely easy to understand, the rules are very simple.
Getting good, though..

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774372
I only had one friend in high school I regularly played chess with. She died at 18 in a car crash thanks to a drunk piece of shit who rammed into her bike.
Never played chess since.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up, the lady Bernkastel is pure and would never do, allow, condone or even think about such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774518
>She died at 18 in a car crash thanks to a drunk piece of shit who rammed into her bike.
Why am I reminded of something when reading this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774530
she just called me a retard anon, still think she's "pure"??

[Anonymous No.]

Just heard a really loud boom again. It sounded close by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774540
well go on tell us your story

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774558
Thoughts and prayers.
In all seriousness take care.
>>34774572
I think that this was the plot of something I watched a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774558
so who's bombing who in Israel again jewbro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767129
mion and shion became zepar and furfur, the twin demons of love.

shion grew a penis in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774593
Based and canon

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t give a shit if you talk about that candy whore or any of the other bitches, but Bernkastel is a step too far. You think these threads are bad now? If you even dare I will make it 1000 times worse. That isn’t a joke either

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774602
What, are you going to talk about the blush again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774602
NO ANON! This thread is based you can't ruin it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774602
Where have you been? Hornyposting about Bernkastel is an /07/th tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774616
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774610
(•|>•)

[Anonymous No.]

what about candy vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774627
( . )( .)
Lol i just made boobs

[Anonymous No.]

opinions on farmer krauss??

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774666
Seems like the farm Krauss bought is home to disembodied spirits of farmer hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Higurashi real solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774685
It is a very vital clue to the mystery of the missing apple!!

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that bern is f___

[Anonymous No.]

Woah i just stumbled onto this really weird and cool mystery some other anon that's not me made >>>/qst/4812559
It seems really complex! i bet only the smartest of anons could solve it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774732
fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774732
feline

[Anonymous No.]

>there's a mystery
>but it's made by the amer*can
I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Final figth against Cucximilian

never been so happy of killing a commie, wish me good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774732
aggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774711
Shit theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774756
NO ONE CARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774771
DON'T IGNORE IT ANON, I HAD TO DO PIG MATH

[Anonymous No.]

Does Italianon even exist anymore or is it just impersonators. Did he even ever exist in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774732
fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774791
Italianon come try out my mystery it requires an out of box mind to solve!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774756
>>34774771
>>34774792
NO ONE CARE

[Anonymous No.]

bern is one fine feline!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774732
Former (actual noun, look it up)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774732
-lat and uses pads

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774795
No, Italianon is just burned out.
He has been shitposting now for more than 2 years NON-STOP.
Of course his autism feels weak as shit, which is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774806
i will never go on /qst/ anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Bern is friends with me :D

[Anonymous No.]

Bern uses magic to make her tits absolutely massive but then I point at her and claim her tits aren't really that big. Her tits return to their original size and I smirk, telling Bern that it's better this way.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Bern is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774779
BEST THEORY
>>34774795
i am here and playing good strategic game

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774832
This mystery requires your intellect!

[Anonymous No.]

Bern posting is worse posting

[Anonymous No.]

Date with Bernkastel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774551

[Anonymous No.]

>big brain
Angeposters
>retarded
Lambdaposters
Bernposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774904
Yeah, angeposters have a lot of fat, but not in their brains

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774852
no one want me here and i don't want anyone of them talk to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774851
Your theory has holes in it. Why would Rika want all her friends dead? How does that help her? What debt does Ooishi owe Rika that's so big that he has to convince K1 to believe some conspiracy that leads to him snapping and killing everyone for Ooishi? It doesn't make sense. Explain your reasoning here, I'm not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773089
Okinomiya Titans right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774852
I am posting I am posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah seven steaks, not cool.
Remember when the exact same thing happened to Ange and you all pretended like this was terribly awful?

[Anonymous No.]

The best theory is Akasaka's beast down Bernkastel's sternum

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she making that face? Yes, I did in fact take this photograph and make this post during our alone time. I'm allowed to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774962
Sorry anon, your Bern is defective. Correctly functioning Bernkastels only respond in disgust in these sorts of situations. Feel free to return her and we'll send you a complimentary Erika as an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Satoko even be considered human?
She looks, smells and behaves like an animal and she doesn’t have the cognitive function of a human either

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774917
>Why would Rika want all her friends dead?
this is 1 point that i can't explain it yeat since i read only 2 chapter.

Ooishi at the end of ep2 confirmed that Hinamizawa is dead and nothing could stop the Dam

so the culprit motive is destroying Hinamizawa.

even me doubt about Rika doesn't care about his friend but in the games he show some hate against them like when he told Keichi to ignore Mion , his friend when she needed help.

there is a motive becaise i can't belive that she is a piece of shit, just i need more games to discover it.
>What debt does Ooishi owe Rika that's so big that he has to convince K1 to believe some conspiracy that leads to him snapping and killing everyone for Ooishi?

this is another motive, my theory are 2

Ooishi is the criminal who killed the dam operator 6 years ago and Ooishi is a new idenity

Ooishi killed Satoko's parents because he belived that they abused Satoko.

but i want to wait to read the other 2 to confirm at 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774962
What happened to the tip? Why no tip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774945
It appears you not looking at my mystery with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774962
She's happy looking at your spread ass as she is about to shove there a gigantic dildo that she's holding in her right hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774988
Well, she’s blond so....

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant Bernkastel...!

[Anonymous No.]

Bernkastel is the sort of person who'd turn you into a girl as a joke and then force you to wear pretty clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774988
>smells
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774997
>Ooishi at the end of ep2 confirmed that Hinamizawa is dead and nothing could stop the Dam
I don't remember that
Aren't you mixing up the vn and Gou ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774997
>i read only 2 chapter.
oh my lord, no wonder you theory is so nonsensical, you haven't even finished the VN. Look, without spoiling shit for you, your theory is wrong. Finish reading the VN and you'll see what really happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774988
Does her toilet have running water?
If yes then yeah, she’s human
If no then no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775037
There are evidences that she eats food therefore she must also defecate

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775066
Don't bother replying dude, he's convinced that he only has to read the first four chapters and anything past that is for goats or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play VIDEO GAMES with Lady Lambdadelta the Witch of Certainty and Lady Frederica Bernkastel the Witch of Miracles. I will lose, but only because I'm terrible at video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775031
Oh no haha that'd be too embarrassing...

[Anonymous No.]

Zoomer Lambda and Bern fragment.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see him explain Tatarigoroshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775075
Oh well that's odd. Why would he ignore the answer arcs like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Satoko shits
She literally defecates
She excretes waste from her body in the form of turds

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775075
>he's convinced
He's trolling, stop giving him (You)'s already.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPjEwzcsHU

Anyone have other music like Utopia? What kind of genre has this kind of electronic sound with robotic sounding Japanese voices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775069
debunked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txf2uYVgtHQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775049
Ooishi said that all 3 family member are dead, and what left of Sonozaki was hated from all the village for the drug incident of Rika.

So according to him , there will be no opposition to stop the dam.
>>34775066
I am solving Higurashi like a fair mystery as Umineko teach to me

Higurashi official solution is fake and confirmed by Lambda and Bern

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>>34775073
>>34775112
Girls don't poop!
[gold]Gnomes live in the lower intestines of cute girls and magically vanish undigested food before it becomes super gross![/gold]

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>>34775076
bern would be absolutely terrible at video games, just like if she, i dunno, tried to ride a unicycle or something

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>>34775112
Rika doesn’t do that btw. Her superior body is 100% efficient and can break down things like cellulose which normal bodies can’t

[Anonymous No.]

Pick up your controller already, loser.

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>>34775144
tea-stained hands made this post

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>>34775156
Where the FUCK is Sonic

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Fun fact
The reason why the Sonozaki’s have green hair is because their bodies contain chlorophyll. They photosynthesise because they are just that advanced

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>>34775182
makes sense since mion has the intelligence of a plant

[Anonymous No.]

keiichi = miyao = battler
rena = lingji = beatrice

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>>34775156
bern picks marth (because he's hot) and spams counterattack, doesn't really know how to play. lambda plays fox

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>>34775156
Bern and Lamdba haven't showered in weeks

[Anonymous No.]

Were you aware that Lambdadelta is a shotacon?

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>>34775156
I can smell the BO coming off this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Which WTC would be the epicest gamer (outside of Ciconia)?

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>>34774904
Don't forget about Dlanor posters!

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>>34775160
tear-stained satokek hands made this post

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>>34775246
Dlanor!

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>>34775099
They might give him an answer that he can’t deny.

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>>34775246
lion

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>>34775218
>>34775241
Not playing with you ever again, loser.

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>>34775246
I could see Mion being pretty good at video games, especially if it's a club activity.

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>>34775124
>Ooishi said that all 3 family member are dead, and what left of Sonozaki was hated from all the village for the drug incident of Rika.
ok, I remember now

>so the culprit motive is destroying Hinamizawa.
It might be but it as well might be a false cause

Also Rika destroying Hinamizawa doesn't make any sense. Everyone in the village loved her she had whatever she wanted

>Ooishi is the criminal who killed the dam operator 6 years ago and Ooishi is a new idenity
Wasn't he already a detective 6 years before?

>Ooishi killed Satoko's parents because he belived that they abused Satoko.
What's that claim even based on?

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>>34773804
That explanation of futa makes too much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

If you want a (You) talk about something interesting within mathematics

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>>34775284
Take a bath stinky. Touch soap.

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>>34775348
Mathematics isn’t real. There no such thing as numbers.

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>>34775348
12345687890
What now, kiddo?

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>>34775314
>Also Rika destroying Hinamizawa doesn't make any sense. Everyone in the village loved her she had whatever she wanted
Rika's parents were killed for this village rules.......this can be a motive but not all the people are happy of being workshipped as a god and force to obey at your role
>Wasn't he already a detective 6 years before?
never stated in the 2 episode i read, maybe Rika used his power to create a fake idenity of detective 6 years ago, but this is all a suposition but still a possibility-

>What's that claim even based on?
idk remember well, but i remember to have read about Satoko's parents going in that place to meeting Ooishi or something similar.

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>>34775354
moving image make me laff

[Anonymous No.]

Hanyuu doesn't need to pee or poop
She's the superior cicada

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>>34774901
>>34775354
i have prechecked these images for jump scares in an image editor and can certify they are safe for consumption

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>>34773978
Really, Confession was in a message bottle, FOUND by Ikuko. Yep, it's canon. Yasu's backstory was made up all along. That's the official answer of the world of Umineko, stated by Ryukishi himself.

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>>34775415
Loli ange hahaha she so cute bros hahahaha...

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>>34775440
Unholy troll makes stuff up. Which part of Italy do you inhabit?

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I don't understand how anyone can lewd Bern. Or Rika for that matter. Their personalities are so fucking alien and off-putting. I love them as characters, but I cannot lewd them at all.

I would probably enjoy that personality on an older character and find it attractive, but the mismatch between their appearance and their personality makes them so different from a normal person that I don't see the sexual appeal.

Looper Satoko is stll mentally young and she's not really that mindbroken even as Lambda, so I can lewd them pretty easily. Preteen pitslut Satoko from the original Higurashi is still the best, though, because she has a personality and level of maturity that matches her age. JK Satoko is hella lewd too. They are all perfect in their own way.

I mean, Satoko is still off in a way because she's 11 but is so traumatized that she acts 8 and her precocious body looks 13. But that's within the bounds of humanity and not too alien, plus it's hella lewd for a loli to suffer from arrested development and precocious puberty. It means she's doubly humiliated, being a pathetic immature brat for her age that cries like a baby at the drop of a hat while also having a shameful hebe body that other kids would stare at and make fun of.

[Anonymous No.]

Make a rap about your favourite 07
Feel free to record it as well

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>>34775470
i like them a bit broken

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>Less than 1.5 posts a minute
This place is literally and figuratively dead, no point in even checking this place anymore. Even in 20 hours only like 30 posts will be made

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to omochikaeri looper satoko

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I genuinely think people who have Rika as their waifu are larping as pedos and don't really understand why little girls are erotic. There's nothing lewd about her real personality, her fake innocent personality is... well, fake, and her appearance is cute but nothing remarkable or interesting.

Or maybe I can't lewd her because I got too attached to her after reading Minagoroshi, Matsuribayashi and Saikoroshi. I cannot stop taking her seriously and imagine her getting fucked, it just feels disrespectful and wrong because I know so much about her inner thoughts.

I gotta say Gou Rika is the most attractive version of her so far. She went from unremarkable loli to pretty ojou-sama. And she healed her soul over the course of 5 years, so she acts more like a normal person and isn't a cynical little fuck.

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>>34775112
Pathetic. How does she expect anyone to take her seriously when everyone know she does such things?

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>>34775584
>>34775601
Go outside for once, get fresh, hit the club

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>>34775470
Is there anything about young females that you DON'T find humiliating or laughable?

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>>34775601
>pretty
She looks like a potato.

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>>34774849
Super cute.

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>>34775407
>>Wasn't he already a detective 6 years before?
>never stated in the 2 episode i read, maybe Rika used his power to create a fake idenity of detective 6 years ago, but this is all a suposition but still a possibility-
read Tatarigoroshi

but even taking only episode 2 in account :
1)Didn't Mion know Ooishi since she was a child?
2)he's going to retire soon and he was talking about getting high pension
to get that pension he must have been working as a registered cop for a while
inb4:
Everyone in the office knew him well including old officers. If he stolen another cops identity then you'd have to proove something like:
all other officers were replaced so they don't remember the original Ooishi

I see your english got better
Keep it up

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>>34775562
they're too busy thinking of the solution to my mystery :3

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>>34775246
Erika using autistic min-maxing, using exploits strategically kicking the people she's playing against.

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>>34775645
Naima looks like a potato and she's a 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

streamer Lambda fragment

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>>34775562
finally we'll be able to take it easy again.

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>>34775562
This would be so good

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>>34775667
>Naima
>10/10
She's a religious nutjob. She has brain damage from taking too many drugs. She's a schizo with multiple personalities. And it's implied she engages in telepathic loli sexting with strangers over selcom, which means she's a slut.

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>>34775601
>I gotta say Gou Rika is the most attractive version of her so far. She went from unremarkable loli to pretty ojou-sama. And she healed her soul over the course of 5 years, so she acts more like a normal person and isn't a cynical little fuck.
We just don't get her inner thoughts when she's older. But if anything what we see of her makes her sound more cynical than ever, like the whole "getting out of this hick town!" stuff.

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Satoko is an old bald man wearing a wig and a makeup

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>>34775650
>1)Didn't Mion know Ooishi since she was a child?
idk remember that point, she just stated that everyone met Ooishi die

2)he's going to retire soon and he was talking about getting high pension
if i change job in another place 1 year before retairement i still got retire

>to get that pension he must have been working as a registered cop for a while
in a tip of ep1 we see that Ooishi got that retire promotion because he was asking too many question about Oyashiro syndrome.

>officier
6 years are many years anon, high school in Japan is only 3.

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I FUCKING LOST AT THE BOSS
HE HAD ONLY 5% OF LIFE LEFT AND I STILL LOST.

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Remember that all of these characters actions are at the whim of a Japanese man who is approaching 50. When you lewd any of them you are in fact sexualising Ryukishi.

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>>34775735
knell

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>>34775743
hot

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>>34775735
You cannot play Valkyria Chronicles, just like you cannot understand Umineko.

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>>34775714
I wanna full-arm backhand JK Rika across the face so bad.

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>>34775743
Fuck you, witches are real

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>>34775766
Imagine how attractive Ryukishi is right now. That’s your witch.

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>>34775743
Ryukishi is allowing all those lewd promotional arts to appear in public media,
He allows the characters he created to be sexualized.
By doing that he's not only a pimp. He's a pimp who pimps himself!

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>>34775755
i was like hooly shit 1 turn left and i won

in short you can hit the boss after destroy every turn 3 points.......i forgot to destroy the last 1 and spend all my move points attacking him , so the attack were useless.

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>>34775743
Their future canonical actions belong to Ryuukishi, but the characters themselves belong to anyone who knows of their existence. Let me explain:

Keep in mind that these are all fictional characters. They only exist in the minds of the readers (while they read the story and for all eternity after reading it). The only way to humiliate a fictional girl is to make her fans aware of her human condition. They are the ones that sustain her existence. She can't exist on her own.

Higanbana has a bunch of lolis and the setting has incredible potential for humiliation. But since nobody seems to have read it or give a shit about it, those lolis barely exist in the minds of the fandom. It's pointless to humiliate someone who barely exists to begin with. You'll agree that Rena "exists" more than the angsty sweaty loli from Higanbana.

This is why official nudity (like Rena's ass in the Kira season of the anime) is somehow more lewd than any doujin. Not only is this nudity canon, not only is it used as comic relief (using a girl's butt as comic relief makes it more pathetic than using it as fanservice, therefore it's more lewd). It's also more likely to be seen by every single Higurashi fan, unlike doujins which are only read by perverts. Every normie has seen Rena's ass thanks to the anime.

Since she only exists in people's minds, the only way to truly humiliate her is to make people aware of her humiliation. To make more and more people know about this part of Rena. Just like Beatrice did to further her own existence.

Just look at Ange. Being fictional, her existence is sustained by people who read Umineko and think about her. She's sort of like a tulpa, existing in the collective consciousness of all Umineko fans. And now, Ange has TRULY beeen humiliated and irrevocably associated with humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

Gamers are the lowest caste in /07/ community.

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>>34775806
Name the castes

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Imagine being Rika at St Lucia, a sophisticated, serious, poetic girl with a philosophical outlook on life and a century of personal history in her back, being murdered by your jealous childhood friend, thrown back into a circle of pain and suffering and *then* have people in another world argue about whether your retarded child persona and body is hotter than your actual adult form or not.
Meanwhile the other half of those people screeches at you for not being a psychologist and treating your retarded childhood friend like a human and not like easily breakable eggshells.
Being Rika is suffering.

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>>34775800
>using a girl's butt as comic relief makes it more pathetic than using it as fanservice
This is probably because it humanizes her. Using her butt for fanservice means you are viewing her as an attractive female, a superior being, a creature who deserves praise because she's so beautiful and nothing about her could possibly be unappealing. On the other hand, using her butt as comic relief means you are portraying her as a "homo sapiens", a member of the human species, a literal animal, just another human without really caring about her gender. She's not being portrayed as a cute female, she's fully equalized as on par with everybody else, as the Ephraim pasta would say. The anime is treating her butt as a naughty and embarrassing body part whose disgusting nature mortifies her. Her status as a cute girl with sex appeal is being purposefully ignored so they can focus on the humor. This is what equalizes her with all other humans and humiliates her, because her ass is being treated as just an ass and nothing else.

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>>34775829
Pain.

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>>34775470
I don't see Rika's personality as alien or off-putting. She is smug and mysterious, has a selfish streak but genuinely cares about her friends. I love how she is poetic and romantic in nature. She wants to seem cool and mature but it just comes off as her being a little chuuni. To me this is all very endearing and I want to peel back her layers of feigned cuteness, chilled ennui and eventually get to her warm compassionate side.

>>34775628
>hit the club
Where do you think you are??

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>>34775468
I didn't make it up. Shizos are misinterpreting, Chinese whispering and believing those stories. The official source didn't even confirming Yasu backstory. It's a paper script in message bottle. It wouldn't be far fetched if a Shkannontrice fan wrote it itself and throw the forgery into the sea. But I prefer the theory Ikuko took the courage and wrote a confession about her mistakes and tragic past on Rokkenjima. She pretends to found it on the beach because she is too angsty to confess it in a direct manner and fantasize how Tohya would reject her.

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>>34775829
>whether your retarded child persona and body is hotter than your actual adult form or not.

This isn't even a question though

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>>34775823
Ryukishi
Goats
Gamers

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>>34775823
Lolicons on top

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>>34775789
I defeated Maximillian with almost zero effort in the minimum turns possible without getting any of my troops injured.
Just as easily as I disproved Erikantrice

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>>34775864
> I prefer the theory.
So you made it up. Checkmate tiny bombs.

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>>34775865
Keichi will never have nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

Italianon please explain Tatarigoroshi already

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>>34775714
they should fuck

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>>34775864
The VN did it best. Ikuko and Tohya solved the riddles of the message bottles with the help of his memories, found out the truth about each tale and managed to learn about Yasu's situation thanks to that, so they knew the truth and were qualified to create their own tales as endless witches.

Ikuko being Yasu shits all over her character. And so does Ikuko finding a random letter that spells out everything and makes the hints she left in the first two tales pointless. Yasu didn't want to be remembered as a sucidal eunuch tranny with mangled genitals, she wanted to be remembered as two separate servants who had a promising future ahead of them and got killed in a mysterious and bizarre incident before they could marry their loved ones. She couldn't bring herself to confess anything even in a message bottle, that's why she left the faintest of hints in the tales so at least one person could find out the truth and learn about her heart if they cared enough to solve the mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

Read the canon manga.
Never respect anything else

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>>34775865
Rena > Shion > Mion > Rika = Satoko < Keiichi in drag

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>>34775905
>Tatarigoroshi
i must wait until it exit in italian

ep 3 will be about Satoko, since in the tea party of ep1 they said ep 2 will be about Hinamizawa story and this is why i was able to understand the real reason about Oyashiro curse and the culprit goal.

so after readeing ep3 i will be able to understand the part of Satoko in this plan.
>>34775885
i can't do so much damage to Maxim since my level is low.

[Anonymous No.]

>rika
>rena
>rina
>rosa
Who would you fuck?

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>>34775943
Shion's swimsuit looks awful

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>>34775927
what about the faithful anime adaptation? Ryukishi endorsed that one as well.

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Memes aside, humiliation theory has a point. It's pretty mind-blowing to think that extremely cute girls have smelly asses like everyone else. This is canon to reality but it's so hard to accept as truth because it just doesn't seem possible even if you see it with your own eyes. You may not even hate the fact, you may even enjoy it for the humiliation potential, but you still can't fully take it to heart because it's so fucking weird to think about. It probably has to do with how much girls have perfected the art of cuteness over the centuries, reaching a level that makes the notion of them being regular humans seem unintuitive and not actually true. You don't even have to be in denial about it, it just seems impossible even though it's undeniably true. This fascinating contradiction is probably the source of the taboo surrounding it and the lewdness associated with it.

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>>34775945
I'm genuinely curious how you could possibly explain the GHD using your theory.

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>>34775950
>rika
A build like a stick and bony hips would probably make boning THE rika-chan kind of uncomfortable unless you used the right position. I still would though.
>rena
Would probably be pretty enjoyable normally and slightly terrifying if she was L5.
>rina
No thanks, I don't want an STD.
>rosa
Only worth it for access to Maria cunny.

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>>34775956
She already has a toptier swimsuit though.

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Reminder that Mion isn't allowed in public onsen because it's customary to ban people with tattos from entering those places as a passive-aggressive measure against yakuzas. And she's a fucking yakuza, not some poor gaijin with a dumb tatoo, so she can't even complain about the rule being stupid.

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>>34775957
What a hack.
I think he mocked it in tweets occasionally later as well. I don’t think it it does anything we can consider to differ from the VN. It just has a quality issue.

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Do the prostitutes in Rose Guns Days have STDs? Would you stil fuck Nina's furry underage burger even if she has crabs or AIDS or some fucked up disease?

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>>34775994
Every Ojii-san in town knows about and loves her though, they wouldn't ban their favorite plaything from onsens.

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>>34775975
>GHD
what is?

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>>34776025
Giant hamburger disaster

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>>34776025
You'll get to it.

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>>34776025
Giant hot dog

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>>34775972
Which girls are you talking about? 3D bitches are rancid.

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>>34775950
I want access to the secret compartment under the dress of the Rika-chama

[Anonymous No.]

GHD = Gigantic Hanyuu Dick

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>>34775829

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>>34775957
>Ryukishi endorsed that one as well.
Ryuukishi actually endorsed the manga. I take what I like from it and ignore what I don't. It's not like you have to accept it as the absolute canon and take every single detail literally, as long as you understand that the overall idea of Yasu being the culprit was Ryu's intention for the VN as well.

The anime was clearly fake-endorsed by Ryuukishi because Japanese people have two faces and are literally incapable of criticizing someone else's work in public. It just goes against their culture. But Ryuukishi already made his feelings about the anime clear when he referenced it in Higanbana. Midori's classmates praised the voice acting alone and implicitly shit all over every other aspect of the adaptation.

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>>34775829
RIKA BULLIED ANGE AT ST. LUCIA
THIS IS WHY BERN HAS RIKA'S FACE

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>>34776080
>ywn make an anime so bad that literal 11yo cuteroris with no taste or critical thinking ability still realize it's garbage and shit all over it while mocking you for doing such a terrible job
Why live?

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>>34776080
you don't seem to understand. I don't have a problem with yasu being the culprit, but I reject the idea of the solution being laid out that plainly.

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>>34776110
cute satoko prime

[Anonymous No.]

ANGE FACE BULLIED ST. LUCIA WHY
THIS RIKA AT BERN HAS IS RIKA’S

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>>34776025
The ending of chapter 3/Tatarigoroshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Lambda or Bern?

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>>34776163
yes

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>>34776159
ok i will wait for it

[Anonymous No.]

blue or blonde?

[Anonymous No.]

Ooishi gassed Hinamizawa and escaped. IIRC the police officers only comment on him being missing and K1 assumes he's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

I WON I FUCKING WON
I KILLED KEKXIMILIAN AND AVENGED THE BIG TYDDY VALKYRIA WAIFU

I COMLETE VALKYRIA CHRONACLES I AM THE BEST

[Anonymous No.]

>>34776153
can i have a translation for this please

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>>34776239
Did you get all of your troops home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34776242
Something about Erikantrice

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>>34776239
RANK D.
I can’t respect anyone who doesn’t have a full set of Rank A and doesn’t understand that Yasu is not Ikuko.

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>>34776249
nope....2 died of them in the messican tank commander figth.

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>>34776127
Like, Ryukishi specifically wrote a story that left that ambiguity intact to the extent where readers had to make their peace with an answer that left many things uncertain and that could still technically be contested.
The whole point is that in real life you can't actually nail down a single right answer with certainty. And sure enough, the people who obsess over the manga are people who do want that certainty, who need the word of god on their side so that they can feel content with not just having arrived at an answer they can live with, but one everyone else has to accept because 'Ryukishi said so'.

[Anonymous No.]

RANK B IN THE BATTLE WITH LEVEL 12 TROOPS

KNEEL

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>>34775846
>>34776077

[Anonymous No.]

Shkanon but Kanon is still a tomboy. Jessica is a lesbian but Kanon only likes based mysteryniggas like Batora. Manga isn't canon obviously since it presents evidence to suggest that Kanon isn't a girl.
That's my theory.

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Teabagging Rika

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>>34776127
Not revealing the truth explicitly was an artsy way to end Umineko and I love it. But autists can't understand subtext or implications, so they sabotaged Ryuukishi, ignored the shit out of RGD in retaliation and even leaked troll versions of Higanbana with Umineko music to make Ryuukishi look lazy (you can still find reviews of people that played the leaked troll version critcizing him for reusing the music even though he never fucking did that and the Higanbana OST was actually fantastic).

You can't blame him for giving people what they want in a manga after hiding the truth for so long and being sabotaged in every way. You need dumbass fans like that around so you have more money to spare and guarantee high production quality in your next projects, especially if they are passion project without mass appeal. No point in letting all those goats turn into haters and fucking sabotage you. Plus, while Umineko rewards emotional intelligence and critical thinking, those qualities are rare in humans, so 90% of the audience didn't even understand Beatrice/Yasu at all, which is a shame because she's one of the best and most complex characters Ryuukishi has written. Hell, a large percentage of the audience didn't even get who the culprit was after finishing EP8. So revealing all that in explicit detail in the manga was a good move on his part, especially after so fucking long. It's good fanservice for long-time fans of the character and gives brainlets a chance to understand Umineko for the first time.

I don't consider the manga fully "canon" to the VN, but the manga says a lot about Ryuukishi's intentions and spells out all the things that were heavily implied in the VN anyways, it's not like it massively changed anything. Things like Ikuko finding the truth in a bottle or whatever, you can simply ignore those parts if you don't like them or accept them if you like them.

Ryuukishi said that the manga is his "answer" in the sense that it reveals the truth of the VN and what he intended the reader to figure out, he's not saying that every single plot detail and event that happens in the manga is canon to the VN. It just fills in holes that the VN intentionally left to your imagination, so you can choose to fill them with the manga interpretation or keep believing in your own interpretation as THE VN INTENDED. Ryuukishi doesn't want you to drop all your headcanons and accept every little detail of the manga, quite the opposite. Umineko was especifically made for you to fill the holes with your own truth, within the bounds of common sense (not doing something like ignoring the obvious truth and making up some weird culprit theory). But all the especifics about how exactly Yasu carried out the crime in each game, THOSE are the things the VN simply implied and the manga told in more detail. You are still encouraged to imagine them in your own way, nobody is telling you to accept the exact step-by-step actions Yasu takes in the manga. In the VN, Will simply revealed the "keys" to each mystery and you were supposed to turn that into a workable scenario. The VN told you that they "lied" about the chainlock. So go and imagine your own version of how the scene played out. The manga's version is simply one of the many possible representations of that scene, you don't have to take Yasu's conversation with the accomplices word-for-word or worry about it contradicting your imagined scenario.

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>>34776277
It’s fine. Accept it.

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>>34776320
Stunning

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>>34776295
I want to hug her ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think some of you remember how fucking badly Ryuukishi was hated, trolled and sabotaged back when EP8 released. He lost half his audience. Yeah, they were all goats, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34776288
As a 100% A rank official theory believer I find this pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34776384
as i said you grind instead i use strategy and still got a B

[Anonymous No.]

Sherikanosatrice

[Anonymous No.]

If only BT was here...

[Anonymous No.]

BeaTrice...

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>>34776363
I want to hug in her... if you catch muh drift. ;)

[Anonymous No.]

Ooishikatrice

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>>34776406
No I am a master strategist. it’s an easy game. This is why you are still failing to convince people after all this time with your theories.

[Anonymous No.]

Higurashi except the game club is a powerlifting club instead

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sip Rena's breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34776452
my strategy was so good that the game gave me B even if i had troops that can only gave to the boos 1/20 of demage at attack

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

Higurashi BUT magic is real.

[Anonymous No.]

Shekeltrice

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
IF SHANNON AND KANON ARE THE SAME PERSON THEN THERE'S ROOM FOR ANOTHER PERSON ON THE ISLAND
CULPRIT X CAN STILL EXIST TO COMMIT CRIMES WITHOUT REQUIRING AN ALIBI

[Anonymous No.]

WTF?

WHY THERE IS PEACE?

WTF OF SHIT ENDING IS...WHY THEY DIDNT INVADE THE EMPIRE? WHY THEY DIDNT USE VALKYRIA TECHNOLOGY FOR EVIL GLOBAL DOMINATION?

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT
GAME RUINED

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>>34776478
I can’t kneel to this result. I have all A. I can’t respect this flawed victory.

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>>34775800
I'm the biggest lolipedo around and even I have to admit Gunhild is the hottest girl in the entire series. No one else can even compare. Not even Satoko.

[Anonymous No.]

why do I keep coming back?

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>>34776528
Play 4, that sort of happens. Also this is 07th expansion not Italianon gaming day.

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>>34776532
ok Anon i finish it

so i can skip the 2 and 3 and go straigth to the 4?
also what a shit ending, the war can't end after 1 idiot die.

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>>34776528
Hey italianon can you give Fire emblem a try?
play obviously the old cool games.
I recommend starting with Fire Emblem 1, 4 or 6.

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>>34776548
Yes you go straight to 4. Forget the PSP games. 4 is not as good but it is still fun.

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>>34776539
That isn’t a girl. Read the after content. Gunhild used to be male.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that young girls in general are weirded out by the fact that men find them attractive and have perverted thoughts about them. This means they are hyper aware of the disgusting nature of their human condition, more aware than regular people, and genuinely can't undertand why men want to fuck them so badly even though their bodies are flawed.

This is the reddest of pills. They have super low self-esteem despite their objective perfection!

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>>34776552
i played the blazing blad, the incest stone, awakening, fates, echos and 3 houses.

the only good was blazing blade just BECAUSE THERE WAS THE BEST MC I EVER SEEN IN A STRATEGIC GAME MARK THE TACTICIAN AND HE HAD 0 FUCKING LINES OF DIALOGUE

ok Echos was good too but just because was a remake of an old game.
imagine a series where the best character is a western-only add-on with 0 lines.

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>>34776565
That theory makes no fucking sense. The channel that proposed it has some of the best Ciconia theories, but that one is straight up bull and shows a clear misunderstanding of how the brain works and what the VN really meant by female GK being more numerous. Turning into a tranny wouldn't magically make your brain female, so the whole "theory" falls apart.

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>>34776547
How many army URSS send in finland?

the empire lost only 1 army commanded by a bastard that everyone hate, they would be happy of this defaut.
CMON THIS IS A WORLD WAR.

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Does nobody care about the plethora of clearly off-topic posts or is it that the jannies never check reports?

[Anonymous No.]

I should start blogging. I bet I'd get permabanned within a week and be free of this place.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop trolling, baiting and going off-toping, you fucking italian faggot. Everyone is tired of your incoherent English and spam.

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>>34776595
Anon if you belive that i am a troll.....then why you get mad?

isn't the goal of troll making mad people?

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>>34776593
Can you even get a permaban on here for anything less than posting things that are outright illegal?

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>>34776607
where do you think we are? it's not really consistent.

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>>34776595
If only there was a way to get someone to stop posting for breaking board rules...

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>>34776542
for me anon :3

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>>34776607
You can get perma'd for posting a drawing where you can sort of see a nipple (the jannies will magically know about it and shut you down in less than a minute, no reports needed). You can also get perma'd for arguing with some SJW about you know what and being reported by them when they have no arguments left. The ban reason is always "Idiot p*******e".

But actively raiding, spamming, intentionally typing in broken English, trolling and fishing for replies pretending to be retarded, all this for nearly THREE years, being reported by everyone and their grandma for multiple infractions every day... That's apparently fine and nothing happens to the cunt. At most he gets banned for 3 days once in a blue moon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a lolicon but

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>>34776590
>>34776593
>>34776595
*SIGH* i know right guys! let's get back on-topic starting with my missing apple mystery! Who do you guys think the culprit is? and what happened to the apple!!?!!

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>>34776666
>6666
BUT WHAT???

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>>34776673
satokosatokosatokoSATOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>34776607
yes, I can confirm

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>>34776668
you have to fold the apple before cutting it
final answer

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>>34776653
Yeah, think who sees it matters most of all
I've managed to get banned for a month over a single joke post. Last week I also got banned for 3 days for making a "troll post" which was tantamount to half of the replies in the same thread.

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>>34776677
SHHHHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

I still like Mion best

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>>34776607
I noticed that jannoids don't take any reports seriously unless it's "off-topic". THAT has always been the reason for my bans in all the years I've ben using this site. Everything else short of posting porn is apparently fine and nobody gives a fuck. So if you want to take him down, just bait him into posting something off-topic.

Especially talking about politics of any kind is the worst sort of off-topic for the jannos, that gets you banned every single time very quickly, seemingly without anyone even reporting you. You could use this against him. But it's probably pointless, he'll just keep breaking the rules and enjoying his diplomatic immunity without a care in the world. I seriously don't get why the fuck this retard is allowed to literally scatter extrement all over the threads for so long while the janjans ignore all the reports. Did he bribe them or what? I don't understand why they don't just fucking nuke the guy so they can stop getting reports and make their own job easier.

My only guess is that the faggot keeps breaking the rules in a very particular way that makes every infraction seem small, so any post you report seems like a small thing that isn't worth a ban. The reporting system in this site doesn't take into account the effect that hundreds and thousands of constant individual shitposts can have on the thread. It's fucking driving away the best posters.

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>>34776722
.deksa ydoboN

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>>34776666
You don't have to be a lolicon to be an arse-fanatic and enjoy arses of all ages.

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>>34776695
How'd you know!1!!!!

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>>34776668
Apple get eaten by victim, culprit lead pig to victim and pig eat the body cuz of apple inside of victim tummy, illusions to illusions, sleep well...

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I’ve got a question. Do warnings matter? Like if you have x amount of warning within y period will you be banned or more likely to be banned. Can jannies see that stuff?

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>>34776745
What's the most ejnoyable part of an arse?

[Anonymous No.]

>listening to Kanye while browsing Hanyuu images on Danbooru
Sick.

[Anonymous No.]

ymmut letsaknreB hcuot annaw I

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>>34776680
But anon doesn’t that mean ....

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>>34776750
not that far from the real answer desu!!!

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>>34776763
Yes, they do matter
When I get a fresh ip they always give me a warning first before going with 3-dayers

[Anonymous No.]

The more that retard fucks up the threads, the more pathetic he becomes. He's clearly mentall ill and doesn't enjoy what he does or his stay here, he just has no fucking life. And he's also a hateful piece of shit, so he probably doesn't love anyone and can't even enjoy heartwarming scenes in fiction. He's a broken individual on top of being a mutilated trannomachine (confirmed by himself in the same thread he came out as a troll).

He's just pitiful. Laugh at the clown and enjoy his misery.

[Anonymous No.]

a lil bit of dick in my life wouldn't hurt...

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>>34776774
I've been permabanned but my appeal got accepted eventaully
It took about 4 months in total
Of course there was also that thing called dynamic ip...

[Anonymous No.]

So bans are tied to IPs and not devices? Wtf. Why? People may have a laptop and a phone, but most people will run out of devices quickly. So why tie it to IPs when they are so easily changed?

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>>000000034776791
>he's also a hateful piece of shit
Going off this statement, we can assume you're one of the many freaks he has made fun of in his posts! It shakes me to my core realizing we might have unironic trannies in this thread! Please leave this thread Faggot/tranny/minority, this thread is for positive vibes not your tranny discord/ DIY dilation subreddits! and to make this post on topic I'll post rika doing a kickflip!

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>>34776765
The shadow of the butt-crack. It's a pity when artists don't bother drawing it well. The best arse artists are the ones that really emphasize the contrast between the pale cheeks and the dark shadow between them, which makes the cheeks look more meaty and realistic and adds to the sense of mystery and lewdness that any arse-crack must have IRL. Hell, the main reason fat cheeks are attractive (as opposed to a flat butt) is because that emphasizes the crack itself as its own thing, while the opposite makes it practically nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Satoko react to learning that her butt crack is being discussed passionately in a higher dimension?

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>>34776848
I think internet protocols don't work that way
The Internet layer devices might not be able to read your physical address

[Anonymous No.]

Valkyria Chronicles 4 is in italian

idk why the first is not, literrally kill people who want buy the 4 too.

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>>34776891

[Anonymous No.]

Can’t you just go and change or IP address any time you want to? What is the point of bans when they are so easy to circumvent?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to perform a magic ritual and summon Satoko into the 3D plane. Wish me luck guys.

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>>34776848
anon it's not like there's some mega world government that gives each device its own universal id. things are done through layers of different systems.

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>>34776962
Probably the strongest point of bans is that most of newfags lacks knowledge of how to get around them
and still, unless you are an ISP and you can get as many ips as you want, there are slight inconviniences with being banned
Like, having to reset your phone ip might be a little annoying.
And mods can eventually ban your entire ip range.

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>>34776911
Reminds me of Your Turn To Die
Ahhhhhhhhhhh FUCK YOU NANKIDAI
Part b was supposed to come out a week after a and it has benn over a fucking year! You’ve had all this extra time to work as well. You can leave on a cliffhanger as everything is coming together!

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>>34777075
I’m pretty sure there is
In your phone there is your SIM card and phone number and each unqiue device (at least for apple products) has its own ID. Nothing that obvious comes to mind for computers but even there there has to be some unique identifiers in online lists

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>>34770905
lol mad

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>>34777135
funny coming from a guy who responded to a several hours old posts

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>>34777134
you need to read up on how this kind of stuff works

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>>34776848
>>34777134

internet shit doesn't have access to your device info for privacy reasons

well it somewhat does, but it isn't used because tl;dr it's a lot easier to fake a unique device than it is to fake a unique ip

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Um yikes you guys know talking about avoiding bans can get you banned right??

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>>34777222
Well even IF we get banned we’ve already discussed a solution so ...

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>>34776911
Getting heavy DDLC vibes from this one

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>>34777248
more like five yandere's at undertail

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>>34770728
I am ready to get any images you have in mind, what do you have in mind for this potential shit show?

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>>34777222
I didnt say anything leading to thinking that I should be currently banned

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>>34776783
wtf the i didn't type desu??

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>>34777248
Imagine having so little exposure to good media that a two hour techdemo still lives rent-free in your psyche years after release.

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>>34777281
What did you type?

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>>34777281
Tbh baka onions senpai

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>>34777295
I also thought of ddlc after looking at that

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>>34777281
can you imagine krauss saying desu

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>>34777328
yes

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>>34776964
Would turning 3D make Satoko imperfect, or would she manifest as the most perfect 3D lolee that ever existed on this planet?

[Anonymous No.]

Alcohol cravings haunt me like a malevolent specter. I want to be free from this addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Italianon takes the "vaccine". If it works, he'll be in his deathbed within 2 years.

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>>34777349
Obviously the second option. If I wanted an imperfect 3D loli I would just kidnap one or something.

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>>34777356
I'm the same except with caffeine. I have a trash can dedicated to empty monster cans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777365
Interesting post anon, tell us more.

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>>34777349
>>34777365
Satoko is only perfect because 2D has limitations, not because she's canonically meant to be perfect. If Satoko became 3D, she wouldn't be physically perfect. Still hot as fuck, but not as much as your 6th grade loli crush.

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>>34777373
It's been 2 weeks since I had a drink. I can put distance between it but as soon as my mind goes to dark places I use it as a crutch. It's so frustrating.

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>>34777356
you didn't reply to my tips in the last thread

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>>34777373
That's awful, anon. Drink coffee, not some weird unhealthy artificial junk full of chemicals. Don't take any chances, the damage isn't accumulative, you either develop something bad or don't. Each can is a russian roulette.

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>>34777395
I ended up not drinking that day. But the feelings are back. Are you the guy who said to pour out your impulse buys? I can't really afford to waste money so I'd rather not buy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

RDG should've had a Shion expy working as an underage prostitute and an Ooishi expy taking bribes from Rose and her mafiosos.

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>>34771225
kek

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>>34777401
>Drink coffee
ehh I can't, I don't like the taste of coffee.

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>>34777447
You do like cock in your ass though
t. trolling God

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>>34777472
It's not untrue, still less gay than you. :^)

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>>34777296
I think i said senpai or bro or desu idk!

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>>34777472
Fuck, you got me. I'll never recover from this.

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>>34777373
>>34777447
consider caffeine tablets/pills, they're cheap as shit and you won't be buying those shitty cans all the time
probably bad advice if you consider your addiction a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777406
Look here's a solution everytime you get the irge to drink smoke a cigar instead!

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>>34777500
Yes, trading liver cancer for lung cancer.
Pretty good.

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>>34777406
sure thing, it's better if you don't end up wasting money to begin with, but "I can't afford to buy alcohol, I'm too poor" -> "ah, I bought it anyway'" -> "n-now I can't afford to throw it away! oh no~" is just another way to rationalize bad choices with sunk cost. I'm speaking from personal experience here, people are really good at tricking themselves by driving themselves into nonsensical psychological corners on purpose.

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>>34777500
Too expensive
Therefore I smoke too rarely
Therefore I end up coughing every time I light one up

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777364
I like italianon,I find his posts funny. yeah i said it and yeah i'm kinda of rebel gonna cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777519
Ok-i,>>34777519
good for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777519
chad

[Anonymous No.]

>enabling mental illness to own anonymous
stunning and brave

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777551
Enabling mental illness is the most American thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Wooowowowowowoowowowoowowowowo
Apocalypse from Ciconia? What an IN-CREDIBlE track, came in my pants upon hearing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777551
mental illness causes those funny island mysteries to happen

[Anonymous No.]

Ohhhh this little brown loli is making me feel funny bros....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777566
I love Utopia and Sunya no Sora

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777551
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777542
I don't understand what you meant by this post? please explain in further detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777581
She's not that brown, she's one of those semi-caucasian muslim lolis that only barely resembles an actual mudslime because her genetics are so contaminated with caucasian blood. The kind that every muslim dude wants in his harem. The kind that ends up dead after her neighborhood is showered with bombs while all the brown as hell mudslimes cheer for her death.

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>>34777581
She doesn't even know how to wipe her arse because nanomachines do it for her. She's a disgusting creature, how dare she act cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777613
You seem to know a lot about middle eastern genetics! jewbro?

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>>34777629
I've never played ciconia and i don't plan to until all parts are out, all i know is she's in a hijab and must be really sweaty. God imagine her tight soft body sweating like it's in a sauna while walking around in the Arabian heat...

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>>34777631
I research human genetics exclusively because I'm a cunnyseur and rories happen to be human. Slavs are peak cunny, btw.

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I’m (not) from France, honest

[Anonymous No.]

mfw realizing my body has been replaced with an exact identical perfect copies while I was sleeping with no distinguishing features or manufacturers marks identical clone copy produced was made in a factory exactly one inch bigger and then shrunk one inch smaller before replacing my spinal cord in my sleep with identical styrofoam and useless rubber imitations cutting off my arms with an industrial saw to replace them with rubber or paper mache copies that flop around uselessly that are identical exact copies used to produce copyright infringing exactly one to one interchangeable copies of my limbs that are removed by surgical lasers in my sleep every time I go to sleep they remove my limbs and replace them my room grew exactly 4mm in every direction in between one day and the next to make room for my enlarged copied rubber useless flopping arms

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>>34777650
Extremely based!

[Anonymous No.]

Naima herself wouldn't want to get anywhere near the sweaty armpits of a fellow loli. Does that mean she admits her own sweat is also objectively gross even though any man would kill for a chance to lick her body from top to bottom?

Is she a complete faggot that can't appreciate rori sweat, or are cunnyfags objectively mistaken in their devotion to rori sweat?

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>>34777447
add some milk and it will taste good
just remember to also eat a lot of fiber

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777673
Yeah i hate when that happens 2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777688
All straight females are faggots by definition.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't 2D girls exist irl bros??? :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773804
This. Finally someone explains it in a comprehensive way. I gotta say that there's nothing faggy about liking dicks, though. You are only a fag if you like dudes as a whole. And triple the fag if you are not even attracted to girls at all, wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777731
because Adam and Eve were cast out of the garden

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>>34777750
God no sword of actual, literal fire.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus just thinking about dlanor makes me feel funny, I want to massage her frail body until she's fully relaxed. Then I want to carry her to a sauna where she'd get really sweaty and stinky, Her body would be really tired after spending a long time in the sauna. I would then give her a tongue bath to cool her down making sure I lick every crevice of her tight body while sniffing her armpits. Once I'm done with my tongue bath we'll both cool off by going into the pool, since she's too short she'll sit on my lap while she bounces on my knee. while she's doing that I'll massage her tender body, letting her release a small moan since her body is so sore and tired. we would then go home where I get started on dinner and she would have a quick nap after such a long day. I would make alphabet soup with some grilled cheese sandwiches, a personal favorite when I was a child. I would gently wake her up and set her bowl and plate on the coffee table by the couch while we watch some tv. Once she's finished eating, I'll carry her to the bathtub and set it to a nice warm temperature. I would wash her hair with shampoo and conditioner while scrubbing her body with body wash, once that's all done I'll rinse her off and have her slip into her silk PJs. we'll both brush and floss our teeth before carrying her to bed where I'll read her a bedtime story before kissing her goodnight.

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>>34777779
Anon how many times do I have to tell you? Pasta gets stale when overused. Write something original.

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>>34777750
they got what they deserved

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>>34777797
I have no idea what else to write :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>34777819
>UM DUDES REMAIN IN OBLIVIOUS BLISS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY XD
Do gardenfags really??

[Anonymous No.]

>Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’ve learned a little and I feel like I understand it so that means I got it all figured out and don’t need GOD
>Nooooooo, you can’t send me out of the garden so I can learn my lesson, that not like... that’s not very nice, ok?