Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Bow before thy God.

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[Anonymous No.]

Bow before thy true Goddess

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to make my hebi wife the happiest girl in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760505
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760350
>Anon is angry at some lizard girl for something she's done
>It eventually boils over and he threatens to fight her to knock her out
>Before anon knows what's going on he's in a fancy restaurant with her horny as hell and looking at him with bedroom eyes.
>Anon was just mad about her breaking the coffee machine
Lizard girls are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760511
I'm beginning to think I might be a nap god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760528
That's a skunk.

[Anonymous No.]

I serve the Pharaoh in all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760524
Treacherous snake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760559
>happy squeeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488
>>34760505
Sorry, we’ve already got one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760579
Powerful, but short pharaoh-sama sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760559
I'll take that cute kot assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

would it be improper to stroll into a single pharaoh's palace, take her from her throne and run off into the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760559
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760559
well i don't, she ain't got any power over me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760634
>pomf
>And what might you be doing in the palace at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760678
not you, that's whats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760528
Crazy, and that's how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760693
>Wrong~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760638
Some pharaohs might be a bit scary looking, but they will reward your loyalty greatly.
tfw no ambitious sorceress queen pharaoh to serve

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760678
>Sphinx not good at riddles chokes you out so you can't answer it correctly.
Kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760746
I don’t think she’s choking him... though he does seem to be restrained by enormous cat tats.

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>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760721
Oops, gotta go, I gotta impregnate a hag that sitting on the throne. And you're quite heavy, bye and don't eat too much icecream

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760678
>time for mindbreak

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>>34760759
it's more of a smothering in this instance but it got me thinking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760678
>Looking for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760678
you, now lets do the horizontal tango until the sun comes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760505
No.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I desmug the danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760850
throw the danuki down the well

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760850
live an ascetic lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like this thread has been taken over by desert girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760884
Summer IS coming.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to give a mummy a bandage wedgie.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck the desert, its sandy, smelly and there ain't no water. I'd rather live in a fucking swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760897
Please no

Can't we get several major volcanic eruptions to spew so much ash and smoke into the air we don't get summer?

It's happened before

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760897
That leg is disturbingly attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760928
There's plenty of water inside the sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760962
no. thats called salvia

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760928
Yeah it’s not like ancient Egypt sprung up surrounding a huge source of water or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760977
It's like 90% water, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760977
Nah, just go in there, trust me bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760977
>bro, you want to do worm?
>nah man, I heard that it'll fuck your brain up
>come on man, be cool. Everyone is doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760993
>>34760997
>>34761009
I'd rather drink swamp water

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>>34761020
Whatever you want is in there, I saw it myself.
Get in the sandworm.

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>>34760850
give her a big kiss and tell her she's your most valuable asset, in front of all her smug nuki friends
the smug will be washed away with the blushing and giddy smile

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>>34761009
>rowdy teenagers caught licking the local greenworm to get a buzz
>"I didn't realize that you can only find the good shit in the desert bro"
>Local greenworm just happy to get some attention
>"Mwee"

[Anonymous No.]

Wocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760928
>>34761020
>comfy swamp/bog life with your dark mage mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761036
All i want to do is live in a swamp, is there a fucking swamp in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761043
>u-uhh actually i-it's your investment in nuki c-co
>trying not to blush while pointing to some charts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761059
There's probably at least 1 sandworm with a pocket dimension inside herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761112
I want to see a Sandworm with a jungle inside her so I can be like Robin Williams from Jumanji when I come out after a few years

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761108
>I invest my money into nuki co
>But I invest all my time and love into you
>Your value only goes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761147
>but anon if we make more employees won't our overhead increase?
having a dense nuki wife must be difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761059
>>34761051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12uP_-NkB0g
>magical swamp music starts playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYG7sMtb6u8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761048
the fat lazy neets of wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761048
Was I just retarded beforehand or is he becoming more of a fatfag with every image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761234
>What are ya doin in my swamp!?
>Spreads her oozing wet pussy
>Why arentcha in this swamp!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761293
How can other biomes compete?

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>>34761305
He’s always been a fatfag.

>>34761342
By being literally anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>Browsing though monster girl folder organizing the mess
>Notice this image I forgot about
>Notice the filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761305
Honestly he's a little too restrained for me to call him a fatfag. The ones I've seen all had art that looked like a female version of the Michelin Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761501
Guilty as charged

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761305
She's at that borderline of being thicc but still attractive, any fatter and it would cross that line into obese nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761409

Swamp is that one biome that isn't quite endgame but pretty close. Regardless, it's either the most dangerous or people hate it the most.

Hindered movement, strange lights guiding people to their doom, mosquitos and disease fucking everywhere etc.

[Anonymous No.]

How about living in a giant magical archive citadel with your one and eternal dark mage mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761647
Imagine all the places you can bend her over and fuck her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761679
Just don't annoy her too much. She is a busy mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761636
However, bunyips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761695
and wurms as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761734
Don't forget toads

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761305
No, she's pretty consistent with her figure bar the styles artists depict

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761913
Ya know, what I want to live like a swamp hillbilly amongst the dwellers of the swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761647
Too stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761938
it's not so bad after you get used to waking up to 4+ vampire mosquitos feeding on you

[Anonymous No.]

I hate vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762077
I wanna see the crocs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762091
But vampires love you and your blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760369
Batista Bomb
Mating Press

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762110
But my blood has too much iron in it, it'll be too strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762110
Biters get the ball gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762091
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762139
Headbutts, then!

[Anonymous No.]

I need ideas to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Lich getting piledrivered. The sex position, not wrestling move

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Mega Milk Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762110
If my waifu wasn't what she is, she'd probably be a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
First panel: Have a hand holding out a ball to a kobold.
Second panel: The straps of the ball fold out. You can decide the kobold's reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Mofu ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762185
anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Kobold being afraid of literally nothing while playing a horror game, Cheshire facepalms.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fusion Cuisine: Bold Tastes for the Modern Age
>An Illustrated Guide to the Succubus Arts — Vol II.
>Mimikaki: A Zipangu Guide to Ear Cleaning
Does your waifu like to read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Pharaoh-sama being cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762291
not really, just horny for lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Anon getting cratered through a floor by an atypical non agressive monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
A harpy mimicking bird behavior.

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>>34762317
>Sweet Screams- A Dark Elf Matriarch's Guide to Melting Your Man
>An Entertaining History Of Entertainment (Featuring an exclusive interview with the Queen of Wonderland!)
>Cooking for Idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762361
just thought of those birds who have a smiley face on their ass and use it to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762361
jubjubs splashing about in water makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762403
Which birds?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be lovey-dovey with a trio of Nachas

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762434
Man, you must have the HIGHEST self esteem levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762317

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762444
It's not that bad when you know they don't mean anything they say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762328
Haha wouldn't it be funny if she shoved you into her suit haha
As a joke ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762452
Bet the grapefruit method is in the book

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762444
10 years of customer service has given me immunity to verbal abuse

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762467
But she is all sweaty from her sparring, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762317
She looks at manga and askes me to read it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762467
>you have been captured by Dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762531
I love that doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762531
>>34762568
Sauce? I love big strong onee chan wans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762487
Hip window is important

[Anonymous No.]

What would be zipangu doujins be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762602
Very important!

[Anonymous No.]

See the abs, smell the abs, touch the abs, kiss the abs, lick the abs, make out with the abs, have sex with the abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Rep for your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762599
https://exhentai.org/g/1755180/b7c15c8845/
Contains: shota, absolutely massive wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762700
Big cat abs are very dangerous, especially Manticore abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762729
how, just don't look at 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762701
Do you mean "do reps", or talk up your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762764
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762720
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762720
are there more doujins like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34761305
Always has been, but Wockfag either doesn't care for the extremes of typical fatfag art or knows not to share them with the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls do you think would make great singers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762867
You mean besides Gandharva and Siren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762867
What about which monster girls like to use autotune the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762720
Non-panda link? On phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762867
lamia and harpy are easy shoe-ins.
Manticore and hellhound might be nice for that contralto

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762867
automaton

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>>34762843
https://exhentai.org/g/1140417/7dcf4a7f3c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1337710/9fe2548975/
https://exhentai.org/g/1180805/830cce8e57/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762867
siren and banchee duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762899
There’s no e-h link due to shota, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762899
if you have an android there is a way to get the panda to work on your phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762925
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762945
How about the name of the comic or the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762867

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762956
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762967
Artist is Ginzake.
>Dekkai Mofumofu Inu wa Goshujin-kun Daisuki Aigandoubutsu (COMIC Unreal 2019-08 Vol. 80)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763017
Thanks so much.

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>>34762777
I try to get people to like her species, and it makes me immesurably happy when they say they do. Saying they like her specifically is ok too, but I usually try to keep some of the more personal waifu stuff to myself, so if you do know about her as an individual then kudos to you.

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>>34763008
its a pain in the ass since firefox android app only allows certain extensions in normal circumstances ,
you have to get the nightly version of firefox then follow these instructions https://blog.mozilla.org/addons/2020/09/29/expanded-extension-support-in-firefox-for-android-nightly/
then download any extension that allows you to import/export cookies on both your phone and you desktop, export the cookies from your desktop and import them on your phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762110
>tfw no genki gyaru Vampire who tries to act all haughty around you but is too airheaded to do it properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488
>The OP image
>That OP message

Gee, I wonder who made this OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Dorome or Slime playing softball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Any MG telling me that they genuinely love me.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to lift nude in the mgc gym again at 3am

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762867
>Arachne
>Mermaid
>Otohime
>Dragon
>Elf
Pretty much any long living MG. They have lots of free time to practice singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762317
>>34762382
Other books:

>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towars human and elven men for Hellhounds
>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towars human and elven men for Manticores
>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towars human and elven men for Ushi Onis
>The Life and Times of Hamani Goldleaf, a proud Danuki's autobiography
>The great Sabbath Honeypot
>The Fall and Rape of Lescatie, from the perspective of the humans and Old Lescatien Purists
>The Lady of The Lake, a myth and legend of old Lescatie fairytales or actual person?
>Miss Pharaoh's reasons why undead girls are bad and why you should never travel to Sylvania
>Miss Vampire's reasons why desert girls are bad and you should never travel to Nehekhara
>Paladin Christopher's guide to staying pure and never falling to monsters or demon women
>Dragonia History Side Guide: The Dragon Riding Elves of Dragonia, the New Sons of Caledor
>Easy and Lazy recipes for Prisoner Fruit cuisine

[Anonymous No.]

What is more trustworthy, a Cheshire, a danuki, a fox, or an elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763308
If < four tails, the fox.
Otherwise, cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488
>Citizen reminder: Inaction is conspiracy, report counter behavior to your local Civil Protection team immediately.

>Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate with your local Civil Protection team will result in permanent Familial Son confiscation. Your son or sons will be sent to reeducation and grooming procedures.

>Attention residents: Miscount detected in your block. Co-operation with your Civil Protection team permits full monetary cash reward and authorized five month discount on any Tricoromille restaurant branch in this city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763308
A nine tailed fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763350
I want a cute single tailed fox girl to take in and love with all my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763376
The lim smells like neet, she a dirty neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763391
I feel like the single tailed foxes are the ones you would have to be most wary of, lest you find out down the road that she was a nine tailed hag in disguise the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

I love hags, they are the best. Why? Most fertile wombs, usaully the strongest and they also can teach you the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763470
How many cookies did your hag offer you for this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763308
You can trust danuki, boyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763477
I dont know what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763470
Good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763501
I trust those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763501
You know she had to do it to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763501
She's smuggling melons in her dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763470
Retard. You can't even handle a human hag ass, let alone a monster's

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763439
Conversely, what if you found out that the nice nine-tailed Inari at the shrine down the road was secretly nine one-tailed foxes that were fusing together to look older and combine their power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763578
Lets just say, I would turn into a animal with one thing on my mind, fuckin. To the point that i would forget words

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763596
harem acquired

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763501
I won't lose to old hag Foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763578
why does she have the wight hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>Automata Theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763578
>clumsy momster planting her fat ass on her adopted son's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763648
>t. Man who oded on old mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763659
One day she will become one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763596
Leave. I was promised fox hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763501
A fox with huge thighs just isn't fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763743
Life isnt fair

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>>34763439
I would 100% trust a 1 tailed fox who came up to my door covered in dirt and said she's hungry and needs a place to say. I'd give her a bath and my wallet and take her to the store to buy whatever she wants. She deserves it, it's not her fault that she doesn't have the luster of multiple tails.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread must now be cleansed from hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763784
Id do that with any girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763743
This + huge ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763802
No, hags are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763802
But that mofuball IS a ha-

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763814
Well a nine tailed fox would cause me pause though, much less trustworthy. Why would someone with power and status be in this position? Something's fishy.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont ask a monster girl, her age, weight, and what else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763578
ass-sasin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763835
The things I would do to that chonky floofy creature. Like holding her hand and eating cheese burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763876
It would be strange but I’m still not about to refuse hospitality.
Plus she could just level the place with a glance if she really wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763876
Anyone can fall on hard times

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763852
ANON HAS BEEN HAGGED.
I REPEAT, ANON IS HAGGED, SEND BACKUP

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763926
Give fox burg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763898
When she plans to get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763876
she's probably weak, confused and down on her luck from recently being released from some ancient seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763898
If she's had any work done. Unless they're an Alp, expect rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763940
I am coming alone, this hag will be taken care of

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get an Amazon wife to say she loves you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763972
Ask her to tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763972
Tell her there's something that only real powerful warriors can read outloud, and hand her a note saying "I love you, Anon". Downside is that she may make that her battlecry from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

Best monsters for that vice city feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762091
Is trying to out tsun a vampire a good strategy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764131
Hay the image of a tsun anon and tsun vampiresa arguing and the vampires servant yelled just fuck already

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763972
Mating press her. It's easier than you'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763282
Dragon Books:
>Al`tainn Shrugged, a story where a Dragon takes her hoard and husband and departs to a remote valley where she breeds all day while kingdoms fall, rise and fall again.
Jabberwock Books:
>Heart of Lewdness, A story of a dragon going deeper and deeper into the Wonderjungle looking for her lost Dragon friend...
Ryu Books:
>The miko and the Tea, a book nobody has read because it claims to be about aesthetics, and stresses, and social expectations, but that is just the lie that has been put to hide all the hentai between the pages.
Dragon Zombie Books:
>Green Lays and Slams.
>Would you like some Green Lays and Slams, Anon`s thighs?
>AAAAAAAAAAA Please don`t rape me NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Am i winning if i hugging the ancient evil, preventing her from doing anything aside from hugging me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762091
I love vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764244
A vampire sucked my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764243
That’s just a draw.
Winning is having several kids with the ancient evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764242
Ya forgot one type. The wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764244
>I love vampires

Congrats anon. Now Pharaohs and Desert mamono and people do not like you. Consider you hostile and brand you a necromancer's little bitch and a filthy whore for undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764204
But I want to be dominated, just with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764269
Ancient evils can't be evil if they're too busy being pregnant housewives with lots of daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764308
They can if they raise the daughters as their successors. This is why you must be a good father and help your daughters grow up into good, kindhearted ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wise to put all my points into str and sta for monster laying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764302
>filthy whore for undead
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764259
Based Fue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764302
Imagine wanting to live in the desert when you can live in a gothic castle surrounded by mist, dark forests and constant storms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764287
I guarantee any species that has wurm or worm in the name can't read

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764302
>Filthy whore for undead
Sign me up. Do I get a tattoo too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764308
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764345
>Your across the house when you hear your evil wife scream "Noooooo!" after your oldest daugther tells her she want to be a hero when she grows up
Does she hate-fuck you for turning her future general to the side of good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764287
Wurm Books:
>Archeological record of Modern Tunnel Grafitti.
>Stick figures of hoomans and wurms left behind on an urban cave in that consumed the house of an anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764371
Why live there, when you can live in peace on a farm

[Anonymous No.]

>Somewhere in a Desert Lands City. It is "Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day"
>All the citizens and any desert mamono are gathered around pyramid government buildings where the sing praises or approach the ruling Pharaoh to say thanks
>And said Pharaoh is outside just the pyramid greeting the loving crowds and sitting on an outdoors throne
>The whole event is also a televised event for any desert lands citizens or denizens who can't physically attend the event to watch it in TV or Livestream it
>There are international audiences in different lands, countries and nations watching the event as well
>A small human boy of a child is about to be the next citizen to approach the Pharaoh
>But from out of a shadowy corner from a neighboring building a whisper is heard calling out the boy
>The boy approaches and to his surprise, a purple colored snake lady discreetly converses with the boy, it's and Apophis
>"Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day there little boy. You're next in line to be called to say Praise and thanks to the Pharaoh, right?" The Apophis asks
>"Yes ma'am! I just have to wait for my number and I will approach our Pharaoh and say Praise to her and praise our ancient great lord Ptra!" The boy answers
>"Hmmmm... Hey lil man, how about a suggestion? Wanna say something really great to your Pharaoh??? Come here, lemme give you a suggestion." The Apophis beckons the boy as he approaches
>The Apophis whispers to the boy
>The boy then asks; "I dunno who those people are you just told me. But you sure I can tell that to the Pharaoh?"
>"Of course boy. I'm sure the Pharaoh will be surprised! Oh and I think it's your turn now!" Said the Apophis
>And soon enough, the boy's number is called, "That's my number. My turn to speak with the Pharaoh!"
>The boy looks to his parents who are also gleeful to their child meeting face to face their ruler
>The Pharoah looks down on the boy with a smile; "Hello there dear child. Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day. What do you have to say to me dear child?" The Pharaoh says in a motherly voice
>The child ponders what he will say but then remembered what the Apophis told him to say instead.
>The boy out loud enough says to the Pharaoh, her court, the citizens and the cameras:
>"Undead monstergirls are the most wonderful and beautiful women ever! The Pharaoh is one big undead woman!" The boy blurts out
>The crowds gasp in shock and the Pharaoh is taken aback what the boy just said
>The boy continues; "Settra is a cooky crazy ol mummy and bad excuse of a priest. Khalida is not honorable and lets bad guys break her walls. The Western goddess Illias once beat Ptra in a arm wrestling match. And Neferata is the most beautiful vampire you will ever meet!"
>More shock, gasps and looks of terror from the crowds and Pharaoh's court is visible everywhere and the boy's parents are in disbelief what their not is saying
>Then the boy finishes off; "And Nagash is a great, cool and awesome dude! He is the greatest Necromancer to ever live! Also travel to and or move into and live in Sylvania, it's a cool, cold and fun place to be with undead and vampires!"
>The whole crowd and Pharaoh's court are flabbergasted and horrified at the blasphemous and heretical things the boy has said. There are small children; humans and monstergirl daughters, crying in terror and the boy's parents are just in tears
>Meanwhile the Apophis who told the boy to say all those things is absolutely rolling on the floor laughing with her other anti-pharaoh friends and "graped" monstergirls and men
>Clearly this was all the doing and hi-jinks of an Apophis trying to mess up a Pharaoh's day
>Meanwhile abroad, undead monstergirls and especially vampires and even Wights are enjoying this fiasco as the funniest thing ever.
>Vampires, Wights and all other powerful undead are all; "Ohohoho! Quick someone take a screenshot! That desert tramp's face is priceless!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764356
>tfw there will never be a Fue ghoul doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764408
Farms are for peasants. I mean technically I am one too, but she won't let me leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764428
They teach you to be humble and make your muscles strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, i want to go to the oldest single vampires castle. Can you lead me to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764308
Now you’re getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764506
This nice lady will lead you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762142
Not HAG enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764545
Regura hags are cheating. What straight man could possibly resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764544
She seems angry, do ya think a hug would cheer her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764558
Literally impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764544
Such massive milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764506
Are you sure about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764621
Yes I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764428
You don't smell like a peasant
You don't dress like a peasant
And you're certainly not on fire like a peasant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764597
That’s nothing, THESE are milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764558
>What straight man could possibly resist?
It probably helps if you don't want to be eaten by a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764671
>Anon is led to a room deep underground, in the very foundations of the castle
>They awake a vampire who has been sleeping for a thousand years

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764371
>veiny breasts
muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764558
You could be a degenerate chubby-chaser like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764774
I need a bit of time to get the blood pumpin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764806
>implying Regura girls dont have a bit of MEAT some times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764710
>Throw Baby

[Anonymous No.]

How to get (you)s on 4monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764781
Veiny asses are the thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765007
Post ring finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765013
Vomitous

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765013
>SLAP
>red handprint with little veins in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763596
>All just stacked up in a coat like little rascals.
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it too lewd to show off a bit of chest as i walk in town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488
Which girl is this again?

[Anonymous No.]

Where do the tourists come from.

[Anonymous No.]

which mgs know english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488
Hey a flying cat. Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765330
my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765330
mindflayers and hakutaku could figure it out pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765296
Karl Franz's waifu and personal mount, Deathclaw

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let a vampire play the Legacy of Kain series or she'll start narrating her thoughts. If you think it's annoying wait until she insults a guest by telling them "they stink of peasantry" because she didn't notice she was still talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>34764302
>filthy whore for undead.
Is that an insult? Mummies need love too

[Anonymous No.]

losing consciousness
and yet im still aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765855
don't let the pharaohs propaganda fool you, she's as dead as any of the other stiffs.

[Anonymous No.]

Im hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763150
That's adorable. There aren't enough gyaru or genki vampires

[Anonymous No.]

I need a workout regiment and a 5 gallon tub of protein powder stat I'm going to turn this nerdhound into a proper hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
Minotaur in pajamas wearing corks on her horns so she doesn’t poke hole in her bed

[Anonymous No.]

Can ya wife cook?

[Anonymous No.]

>warhammerfag is still at it
I'm sorry for doubting you guys.You were right

[Anonymous No.]

>>34732571
>>34735732
I guess this can be one if you want to use it, was just what I was planning on drawing anyways.
>sipppp
>yep, they just don't make rock n roll like they used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766228
cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766228
Boomer worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766228
Is she drinking whiteclaw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766237
Why? She just likes to listen to the radio while watching hubby mow the grass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766277
Listen, it's not easy living with some shithead kids next door.
It was supposed to be a can of V8

[Anonymous No.]

When is the Sabbath van going to show up? I want to be a wizard already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766322
They ran out of gas so now the lolis are pushing the van up a hill, it's going to take a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766322
I want an over worked CC office monster girl to show up already, I officially turn CC age today and I'm running out of time.

[Anonymous No.]

If she's not a worm, she's a thot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766434
it's interesting that sandworms have one of the biggest chests among profile art. Game holstaurs probably #1 for now, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766502
Sandworms are amazing girls, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766005
There are enough hellhounds out there, 1 nerdwan is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765937
It physically pains me to see such great beauty ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766228
Greenworm has good taste in music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766228
We've gone from Moth-chan the metalhead moth to this? Why do caterpillars like metal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766658
I wonder what her favorite song is

[Anonymous No.]

when you want

but cannon have

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766696
Imagine ripping free from a shell made from your own silk and hardened chitin. If that isn't metal as fuck then I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766742
I can have a cannon? Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766820
Gonna burry my face in the cat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766820
hahahaha look at this dork wearing hello kitty panties hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766820
sylphs ability to cause mass disrobing is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766820
I love the Sylph's face here.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/pdAAKyVy
How do you deal with a mean shoggoth misbehaving?

[Anonymous No.]

You... LIKE her scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766976
flick forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766976
Tell her you're not angry, just disappointed in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767023
I'm more of a fan of feathers, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767023
I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

is it alright to only fuck a lizard girl analy and tell her she's not even worth having my kids just to play into her machoistic side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766052
Ok enough. I'm a better cook though.
>>34767292
Yes. Scale ass is made for stuffing.

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if all the monster girls were taken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767382
Continue my miserable existence until death claims me I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766228
Based, thanks Greenworm anon
>>34766277
>WightClaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767348
>Scale ass is made for stuffing.
We need more lizard girl butt pics.

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered a werecat. What shall you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767627
Rub behind the ears, cats like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767627
>Why hello there! My name is Tom Timmadome, heir to the Timmston Timmadome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767638
The cat has caught on to your attempts to placate her and even more determined to drain you dry like the tom you are
>>34767639
Truly a most respected and great lineage you deserve only the oldest, thickest, laziest, most demanding royal queens

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767639
>telling a cat you're "Tom"
Sllluuuuut~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767627
Pet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767292
Lizard girls deserve to get bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is most likely to be into Shotacon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767627
Throw catnip at her and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767627
Wiggle a bit of string in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767672
>the oldest, thickest, laziest, most demanding royal queens
Can she be a Cheshire? I want Dad jokes so bad that my father would crawl out of his grave and tell her to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767689
Please tell me their tails grow back and they have that thing where they can drop their tails to evade predators the same way some real ones do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767725
They do.
So if you scare a lizard girl hard enough she will lose her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>yknow mr human I got plenty more drinks and even some (uhh, what did they call it again?) err, pragmatic rock records back at my place! You should totally come along... Yes it's in the woods but don't worry it's a real, ehehe, modern place
>only rule is no cell phones or tools on you. Sorry, house policy! You should keep those at home when you come to visit. It'll be fun, promise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767800
elves are made to be mating pressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767800
I like pragmatic rock...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767627
Pspspspspsps

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767800
If the portals open I'll make sure to have a long ass electric cord and ethernet cable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767725
Sadly anon lizard girls don’t drop their tails but since it’s practically expected for lizard girl to lose her tail in one fight or another she just needs a good dose to spirit energy and she’ll regrow a new really sensitive tail so make sure not to touch it or you could make her go mad with pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767866
>Lizard girls lose their tails when they lose and grow a new one that's super sensitive
I was not expecting this kind of boner, but alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765014
Careful posting fingers, a Kobold might bite it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765007
Tell them you're a single man and don't plan on marry anyone.
Might have more of an effect on the Eros threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm borrowing him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34762169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765007
Post empty egg cartons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765007
>males like me belong beneath minotaurs
Guaranteed to get many replies of "based" from the mino and then "mino hands typed this post" from everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I protect my apophis childhood friend from seething pharaohs who can’t accept I like being wrapped and cuddled and not turned into a throne

[Anonymous No.]

Do all monsters have above human strength or are some weakling mob monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a paradigm shift with monsters on the internet, everyone is assumed to be a monster or on rare occasion female human on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768481
Most of the swarm monsters like devil bugs and large mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768481
Flow Kelps are probably pretty weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760528
is that... IS THAT...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768557
A HAG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768555
*smack*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768621
*plop*

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with a hungry hungry Cheshire teleporting and stealing your food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768555
>Attempt to beach bully flow kelp
>Kick her sand castle over and let the high tide finish it off
>High tide drags her away to much to your amusement
>Fail to notice the bit of kelp around your ankle and get dragged along
>Soon find yourself wrapped up in kelp and extremely close to flow kelp
>Manage to wiggle out your arms and push away creepy kelp only to get dragged along further into the sea
>Begin tearing at kelp to no avail due to the shear amount
>Soon enough another high tide comes dragging you both underwater
>Becomes apparent that you cannot breath water
>Flow kelp is slow but not stupid and notices too
>Plus she isn’t the vindictive or cruel type
>Offers to help you breathe and all you have to do is kiss her
>You can worry about apologizing later

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768862
Hold a box up with a stick and put catnip under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768960
She raids your kitchen when you're doing that, then teleports away with the catnip. Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768481
Fairies definitely can't (physically) overpower you.
>>34768862
Buy only healthy food until she stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769308
She doesn't care what the food tastes like, she only cares about taking it from you when you're about to eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769448
Fast.
Since you'll be eating much less often and you;ll be properly hungry, depriving you of it will soon stop making her laugh and start making her feel guilty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767689
>>34767725
Salamander tails come pre-grilled. It's ready for eatin' as soon as it comes off

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769489
>Scare Salamander
>Start eating her tail in front of her
>Compliment her on how well she cooked it
>Accept your death

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream last night. Before the dream turned into a detective mystery thriller in a logging camp and a grey city in winter, there was a brief moment when it involved me cuddling up in a pillow-fort with a brown beauty.
Dreams are weird, but that aside what species is best for building fun soft nest forts with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769506
>Death of virginity
I don't think that was gonna last long around her anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769481
She'll get her own food and eat it in front of you to see how long it takes you to beg for it. If you keep resisting, she'll dangle it in front of your face and tell you you just have to beg for it, and maybe even deny you a couple of times first when you eventually do it.
And then you find out it's laced with chili when you finally take a bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769481
Don't stop fasting right away to stress the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769515
She can't fight me if she can't catch me. And I dumped all my points into speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34763376
Gonna be a demon army informant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769576
>Dump all your skill points into speed
>Run behind her
>Stick your dick up her butt before she can even counterattack
Even if she manages to break your ensnarement, she won't forget the exquisite feel of your dick. That's a win for you no matter the outcome

[Anonymous No.]

Be very quiet, I'm hunting hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>34769989
You have been fooled. They tricked you. You are the prey and they are hunting (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770028
How, they haven't even seen me?

[Anonymous No.]

I think this Wendi is trying to say something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770089
"I want my mommy!"

[Anonymous No.]

Maids for anal

[Anonymous No.]

Hatch here, just dropping in to show progress on the new Sylvie's Bar. We're on the shading/BGs phase and things should hopefully be done in the next 2-3 weeks. In hindsight when I wrote the script I fucked up the pacing here and there, but hopefully I'll fine-tune that with the next one.

Sylvie the bully gets what she fuckin deserves from the pussyboy waiter.

(Censored the tits with crying Henry, hopefully safe to post this here).

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770107
Bad Wendi, White Horn-san's breasts are not meat! You're drooling all over her coat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
>kicking the waiter scrubbing the floors for literally no reason
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
>monster boys
>sylvie barely looks like a monster girl
art looks nice but it's not for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
>animal ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
Sylvie is looking good but I'll probably pass. Monster boy stuff isn't for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
Look at this tard, back to /tg/ with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
>reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
How much of a newfag are you to not know what you're doing, dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770089
>”I liked that jerky you made the other day Anon.”
>”Can I have more of your meat Anon?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
>monsterboy
I liked the bitchy dog too what a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770239
Maybe she wants to get punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
I'm weirdly into the revenge story angle even if the bitch is more kemonomimi than actual kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
I want to complain that Sylvie's not a real monster girl but I'm probably going to fap to this anyway. Art is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770197
But she's seen Mr. Whitehorn bite them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770568
The problem is hardly the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
>People responding positively to monsterboys
This place is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770568
The girl is fine. MGE has girls that are more cosplay like dark mage, the problem is he completely misunderstood the target audience and put a monster boy in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770631
I'll reluctantly tolerate one or two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770631
Which thread are you reading? Most seem to dislike it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770659
Not liking something and actively disliking it aren't the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
That’s a dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770631
Anyone who doesn't mention it is passively accepting it

>>34770239
>>34770568
>>34770594

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
>Contentfag makes content
>Gives it away for free on piracy sites
>Still gets shit on
>Continues making more despite being hated
Can't tell if this man is based or retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770800
Meant for >>34770659

[Anonymous No.]

Giving monster girls proper working conditions and rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770800
>Anyone who doesn't mention it is passively accepting it
>policing threads for wrongthink

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770802
He was gaining some trust back till he put a feminine looking monster boy in a perfectly good series. If he stuck to generic guys without real faces this wouldn't have happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770838

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770802
So what? This isn't the place for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770848
That's one of the reasons these threads survived, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34768481
I doubt they're stronger than a regular human but they'll distract you with their wing noises before biting you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770861

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770089
>she smells your smoked meats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770631
>>34770800
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770917
Why do you like being cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770917
Now that's a vintage shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770802
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770848
>>34770917
>>34770943
Oh boy we're back to 5 years ago with retards shaming people who wants to keep these fags out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770857
>previous demon lord
>her
What happened and what did he do to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people who honestly expected hatch to not fuck it up
Maybe you’ll learn after the fifth time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770848
This.
>>34770885
>>34770992
Fuck off with the autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770943
Newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770443
>>34770938
>thinking about smoked meat is enough to make Wendi rub her tail in pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>hatch damage control
Rather than samefagging just remove the ears. Actions louder than words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771018
Fuck off with your fag acceptance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770992
caught a live one

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't wake up to expect this

[Anonymous No.]

>Hatch drops a single page of a free comic and fucks off and the thread self-destructs
I hate Summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771025
I’d give her my meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771002
Killed her but got backstabbed right after. Somehow her power to reincarnate went to him and now he sides with the demons.
https://mangakakalot.com/manga/po924251

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771094
>reincarnate
Revive*. It isn't like he was reborn all over to baby or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me while i go outhug a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771060
it really takes you back

>>34771072
entirely his fault for being retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771134
The two of you hug battling will generate enough heat to melt the tundra.

[Anonymous No.]

Literally nothing wrong with monsterboys if you don't like them ignore them.ñ when they're posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771011
Who the fuck is hatch? I'm not even a newfag but I don't read stories nor pay attention to any artist's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771072
Should've lurked moar before seeking attention
If you don't it may just be negative attention you get

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771192
>ñ

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771232
Outis Media on twitter, draws gangbang and reddit meme monster girl doujins. Responsible for the seahorse with the autism hat and I guess you are my little pogchamp images you've seen around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771072
It's not even summer. This is just how we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771011
Hey, at least it's kind of funny seeing what he does next.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is the type of monster that gets drunk off of chugging down a whole bottle of vanilla extract.

[Anonymous No.]

All you guys fighting made kiki cry. You should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771343
What did I do

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be out wurm wrangling

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kiki with massive breasts to be my maid.
The sort that has to get custom bras from the specialty arachne store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771372
I wanna be out salamander slamming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771292
>he doesn't know about the Wurmblaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771283
Hatch is just another contentfag giving freebies away. I don't give a shit about him and neither should you.

[Anonymous No.]

squishy goat cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771261
>draws gangbang and reddit meme monster girl doujins.
what a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771398
squishy undead cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771398
Do gotes always heart pupil when their cheeks are squeezed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771387
Is it a blaster that shoots wurms out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771425
showing any kind of affection to lolibabas makes them heart pupil

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771387
That’s what I call my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771438
What about the non-baba kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766742
>but cannon
Uh oh
Stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771428
No. It's an alcoholic beverage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771454
they only heart pupil if you let them sit on your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771261
I totally forgot about that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771454
High pitched loli squees

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771495
I'm just going to pick up 3 of them at the park and carry them to a bench and plop them on my lap

[Anonymous No.]

So when are we gonna have dragons on motorbikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771622
That sounds radical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771594
make sure if they offer beer and rock cds to accept their offers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771594
If they’re all foxes you’re going to pass out from mofu overdose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771551
Aren't spades the really depraved ones?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats an intresting thing to implement in MGE?
At the moment im thinking magitek trains

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771690
I thought that was diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771667
That looks less like a monstergirl and more like a villian on a fancy version of Proffesor X's chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>34765007
Love is just a shitty chemical reaction inside your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771232
You don't remember the nerdhound shilling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771705
You might be right on that one.
But what was Spades thing again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771690
Spades are the fit ones.
Diamonds are the freaks.
Hearts are the turbo-succs.
Clubs are the NEET wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770176
wow cool

Not really fuck off to reddit

[Anonymous No.]

Can you scare the tail off a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771697
Zeppelins make everything better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760850
Tell her that no one will buy her overvalued crypto

[Anonymous No.]

You know what be cool?
A dragon that likes the art of kinstugi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771773
Make it a led Zeppelin

[Anonymous No.]

Another batch of information on Mira. This section on Fulafel is too long for a single post so check out the pastebin.

https://pastebin.com/N1apR5Qa
>Diva Introduction
>•Diva: Fulafel
>•Species: Flow Kelp
>•Favorite Color: The color of twilight, Mira’s sunsets, I like them.
>•Favorite Type: “Someone... who quietly... stays with me, cuddles, with me, and occasionally, lets me lean on them”
>•How to Spend a Holiday: “I think I’ll go... wherever, I feel, like going, that day...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771799
And the Song of Hope
https://pastebin.com/kbmzfw8c

>The “Song of Hope” passed down to Mira’s diva is sometimes called the Song of Spirits, and is also a type of elemental magic.
>This Song of Hope is sung by the island’s diva during the “Spirit Festival” held once a year in Mira to show our gratitude for the blessings of nature and good harvests
>The Song of Hope has the effect of temporarily raising the amount of monster mana that fills Mira’s nature and invigorates the spirits, transforming pure elementals into monsterized elementals, giving birth to new elementals.

>Some of the lyrics of this song are in the “Contractual Spiritish” used in elemental magic, so all of the pure spirits with unstable forms take on a solidified form and become monsterized.
>The more monsterized elementals born from the Song of Hope, the richer Mira’s nature becomes, therefore, Mira’s Song of Hope is also a song that enriches Mira. In addition, it gives birth not only to monsterized spirits, but also surrounds Mira with activated mana that can materialize monster elementals and places full of the four elements of nature... To put it simply, it also affects places where Mira’s nature is gathered, such as a spring full of beautiful water at the far end of a waterway, or the root of a large tree in a forest that has become a place where men and women secretly meet to have sex, and causes those places to give birth to new pure spirits one after another
>When the Song of Hope creates a monster elemental, it generates extremely strong monster mana. That’s why the newly born monster elementals are quite lascivious and proactively try to snuggle up to men, fufu Mira usually receives a lot of blessings from spirits, so you could say we’re helping bridge the gap between humans and spirits with this song
>To Mira, who once overworked the spirits for various reasons, this song that can help the spirits out is perfect for the “hope” of the island
>Ufufu, and it’s not just the spirits this song has power over.
>What would happen if the Song of Hope raised the power of the spirits, and the monsterized elementals’ mana flooded this island...
>That’s when all of the island of Mira begins to “prosper” and “breed”.
>Mira’s vegetation grows and bears plenty of fruit, and Mira’s beasts become healthy and start to reproduce.
>Of course, the humans and monsters that are a part of Mira are also the same as beasts
>All over the island, they’ll start procreating for the sake of “breeding”
>The island of Mira, and all of its nature, will try to assist that breeding, so warm hot springs or lakesides shining with sunlight will make your body feel hot when you bathe or soak in them, and even the blowing wind or rain are like aphrodisiacs that lick your skin and make you feel lusty, encouraging you to mate
>In this way, the true power of this song is to stimulate the birth of new life to fill the island of Mira

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771791
Imagine just using a zeppelin to air-freight a Sandworm to a new desert for some exploration

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771799
>>34771821
Lastly, the section on the diva's duties, again, too long for one post. So here's the ara ara fish maiden.
https://pastebin.com/Yhx67HwY

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771799
>>34771821
>>34771856
I wanna Fulafel her waffle. Also good stuff! Thank you for translating it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771719
That one should be very effective, this kind of reductionism is for pretentious retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771743
>Go to wonderland with Lizard girl GF
>The guide takes her aside so they can decide what "type" she is
>Pretty sure she's gonna be sorted into Spades since she's a god damn fantastic fighter
>She comes back with a Diamond emblem
>Oh no.mp3
>Have lots and lots of very kinky sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771925
Can't I just post my dick and say not for u

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771925
I wonder how many (you)s could get if I made a post about how depressed and suicidal I'm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771799
Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771985
That gets you on a watchlist.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34770631
I just ignore the bullshit mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771985
>no replies
>3 minutes later there’s a very firm knock at your door

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771934
I hear you.
>Go with a muscled, heavily scarred salamander to wonderland.
>Granted, she's been following you ever since you managed to draw her in a fight due to a technicality but that's not worth mentioning.
>You say you're going to get some supplies for further adventures there while she runs off to get things.
>You're in the middle of trying to figure out what foods will jack up your libido the least while haggling with a tanuki that has robin egg blue fluff when the salamander comes back.
>'Hey Anon! Check what I got!'
>Turn around just to see a diamond tattoo on the inside of her left breast, nearly in her cleavage.
>'What do you think? The tattoo artist said it was all the rage....you also should've seen her cans.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771925
I'll just vid of me sqauting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772014

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760850
Tell her you want to buy her NFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771743
Will we ever see Joker ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772023
What does getting a wonderland Diamond tattoo do to a salamander? I must know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772041
Updating Spice & Wolf for the modern day is a great idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772065
Nothing more than let you know she's actually a gigantic pervert and, well, maybe makes her a bit more open about some of the things she wants to do with you at camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771925
Best (you) getter, alps are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772041
>Tanuki won't shut up about GME

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772126
Then give her your D I C K to shut her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772023
So is she finally gonna admit she's a massive mosaicist now or what?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a dark mage
now imagine her with a Cauldron
Now imagine her making a magicaly boosted energy drink
Not to be confused with the "stamina" drink, that comes later...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772204
Nope, she won't. She needs her rep after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772204
Could be that she wants you to tie her up and play with her helpless body.
Could be that she wants you to engage her masochistic tendencies while she cries out
Could even be that she wants you to turn her into an overly fecund, breeding sow that can do little more than bear your children or be given massive, lactating breasts and hand milked by you like she was some sort of cow.

Who knows what goes on in the minds of perverted salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772235
The best dark mages sell mystery potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772268
This pic just makes me think that the cat is somehow responsible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772020
i don't remember ordering a pizza...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771343
But I didn’t fight...
I played a mean spirited prank and didn’t realize I’d trigger flashbacks of her and her family being taken away in the night. I’m so sorry Kiki, I didn’t know. At least with me you’ll be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember there was a green about a castle gaurd that got raped by an inside woman during an invasion
anyone save that green?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of spells do echidnas learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772349
Multiplication Spells.
I’ll see myself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772349
Once that create silence so the kids don't bug them too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772065
She cums when you hurt her in sparring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772272
What does sally milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772381
Ones that*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772235
>>34772281
I was going to make a potion seller joke about dark mages, but then I realized if you were to ask a single dark mage for her strongest potions she absolutely would oblige. Sure, every potion would be tailored to turning you into the perfect mana dispenser for her, but you would get the strongest ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772403
I smell morrowind alchemy potion abuse exploits here

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a Lilim waifu that was into mysticism and tantra so she could invade my dreams and make me not have nightmares every time I sleep. Then we could go on cute dream dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772349
Spells to ward off getting pregnant with undesirables like siths and bubble slimes and greenworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772389
>Manage to hit her side with a demon silver weapon
>Now you have to wait 5-10 minutes for her to stop cumming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772329
I think it's this one.

>Be City guard
>Day in day out the routine hardly changes
>Gotta defend the wall
>Beastgirls getting too close? throw some water bombs
>Harpies trying to fly over? blunt ballista to knock em' out
>Succubi and other temptresses of the night? same as above.
>Crappy job, but someone has to do it
>Dragons? you haven't seen one but at that point you'd be pretty fucked
>And if the city falls and you end up a husband, you'll sleep better knowing the failure wasn't yours.
>you just wish that your fellow guard stopped starring at you when its just you and her.

>Grand scale invastion
>Monsters of all shapes and sizes out outside the walls
>Have to use everything at you'r disposal to keep the monsters at bay.
>Soon everything is out low on ammo.
>"Hold the wall! I'll wheel some crates over!" you shout as you dash to the supply room
> You're stocking up on as much as you can take when you hear some one enter.
>Glancing over your shoulder you see it's your partner.
>"What are you doing?! There's no one to cover our end of the wall!"
"I know"
>Somethings wrong, she's too calm about this...
>Realization hits you, she's blocking the door.
>There's a invasion going on and she's blocking the door.
>"Oh no..."
>Worry turns to dread as a smile creeps on to her face.
>"Finaly... no more distractions... just you and me."

>you try to reason with her
>"It's not too late, if we get back we could defeat the horde and defend the city!"
>She stares for a second and laughs
"I don't care for any that. the monsters can have the city, all I want is you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772235
>she calls it red bull
>energy drink + theriomancy combo
>best seller in the diamonds district of wonderland city

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772422
Nah. They love them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772418
Insert nightmare with a "they tok er jerbs!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772422
Just don't marry an echidna if you don't want kids of every variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772418
>open window in dream
>expect abomination outside the window to spook you into waking up
>it's a sunny day
>lim in dream has a sun hat and dress on
>"come on anon, we were going to head to the beach today on a date, remember?"
>single tear sheds down your sleeping face

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772418
Pic not related

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772469
is coffee good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772422

Eh, they're not my waifus but Bubble Slimes are gloomy, plus slime girls are already good.

Greenworms are smug as shit and I love that, I prefer them over Papillion.

Siths, well... there's someone for everyone, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772394
Thick and creamy.
Its quite nutritious.
Its also quiet heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772476
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772468
>lim in a summerdress
The endless tide of spaghetti that would surge forth from my pockets at my witnessing of even the barest glimpse of her would be the sauciest spaghetti known to this earth

[Anonymous No.]

MGE Maury with the tests being CAT and Age tests rather than paternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772476

If it's black, it's a good thing to drink. The creamer is what is bad for you, but if you're like me, you'll take it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772446
redbull is something else man
that shit is pure heart attack juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772481
Sith daughterus are high-octane cute.
I mean you weren’t going to fuck them anyway, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772481
I'd only think it'd be weird if they gave live birth. Imagine an Echidna giving birth to a Bubble Slime, the stuff just bubbling and oozing out of her expanding pussy. Thank god they're egg laying sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772539
I am imagining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772469
I don't have any pics of my lilim because I'm too poor for commissions right now. When I finally get money rolling I'll do it. On that note, what are some good artists with relatively cheap rates nowadays?
Also
>no lilim waifu to invade my dreams and take me to the beach for dream sex
I mean she's a succubus, it's what she was made for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772539
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772539
The egg facet emphasizes the baby gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772418
>>34772552
I wanna explore Mari's digestive tract

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772533
I want a sith daughter to be my little yuumi as I go exploring the parts of the dungeon the wife hasn't set foot in in years with the other daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772565
Oh rgb loli fox of gaming give me gamer skill

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772565
Fucking paypigs buying all the expensive fertility drugs and mana boosts. There's no way he could have 2 vampire, 1 dragon, and 1 wight daughter otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772552
Jeffo is p cheap and he'll draw it on stream. Unironically might even get someone to do your request for free if someone in the thread is feeling generous, although I wouldn't count on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772589
There is an easy to do that fuck her pointing north, South, east, or west depending on which one you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772519
I'm taking my coffee with no sugar or cream today and wanted to tell everyone

[Anonymous No.]

I like lilims
though the way people say "mindbreak with a glance" makes me think they're runnign around with lazer eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772568
Get in line, there's like a 5 month wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772445
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772589
>husband gacha store
>mamono all desparately trying to pull for the 5 star childhood friend gentle househusband
>just keep pulling accessories for husbands they don't have, much to their fury
>they're happy with a 4 star ordinary husband that they manage to pull after 300 attempts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772272
>Salamander thats want huge breasts and cow play
I would find her and challenge her myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772615
God I want a cheshire with just the most [s4s] personality like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772614
Yeah and hold B while checking under the truck right? Stupid playground rumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772619
Well just look at their faces you can tell they've already plotted out fifteen different ways to destroy your will to resist them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772619
I forget why these two together were always a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772649
Don't knock till you try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772633
>rainbow doors blowing their hair and fur back
>silhouette of a guy
>light fades
>"hiya I'm Anon, nice to meet you!"
>2 stars appaear above him
>monstee girls still happy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772674
Their creators are friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772698
I'm going to stick my shota cock in her bellybutton

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772651
>they smirk at you
>one says "15 ways to blow anon's mind and destroy his penis"
>the other adds "number 8 may surprise you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772697

>tfw you're a one star with bad skills and dated animations but they still pump all their limited resources into you.

Just like that guy with level 100 Mata Hari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772697
>Lims, Creeping Coins and Danuki whales blow hundreds of thousands to get 5 star anons that they proudly show off
>mamono who pulled regular anons are happy with what they got and don't pay the whales any heed
Would be amusing to see their seethe when some Troll manages to pull a 5 star anon on the first try

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772674
Losenis and Iron Beast are buddies, that and both of their stories were made kinda at the same time.
So they ended up being the more well known (popular?) Lilims. second obviously to Mari and big D

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772747
What is number 8 then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772498
A bapho with an italian chef hat is going to follow you around on your offical visit to the DL's castle to pay taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772414
>dark mage's best "mana production up" potions result in you being able to cover her face with about two liters of "mana" at once
>but she still wants more
>figures out she can chain potions that increase her potion brewing ability together with no apparent limit
>after a long sequence she tries making another mana production boosting potion for you
>house is ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772759
I mean to a monster, even the most down on his luck, unsociable, grumpy, retarded poorfag is 5 star
Becuase its their guy, and they will love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772770
I wonder how that tail feels, especially the end. Is it like skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772759
>nuki seething as the freckled troll gets piggy back from the 5 star husband Brock Moxie™

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772770
whispering in anon's ear before giving a gentle nipple while rubbing their hand down his torso

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772793
I have no clue, but it's perfect for something like this:
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4679510&tags=succubus+touhou+tail+sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772770
Wearing a dinosaur costume with the crotch exposed with body writing saying fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Mari

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Jinko do if she comes home early and finds her husband on her bed fapping to heaps of Ocelomeh porn and making out with an Ocelomeh daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771799
I like this sort of offbeat, slow tempo woman. You could kiss her, walk out of the room and then she'll get around to reacting to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772759

Even better, they save up and manage to get him 5 times within ~40 summons. If I could do it in a game with infamous rates (1% for a 5 star, 50% chance for said 5 star to be the character on rate up, so ~0.5%), so can they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772865
Probably fuck him silly and then try to find him an Ocelomeh wife. Monsters usually don't mind sharing if it makes their man happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772674
Mostly dude to the fact that Selene has fight boner tendencies and Victoria is a sort of a millitary general

[Anonymous No.]

Human woman
>cucks you
Monster woman
>cucks you
>then mindbreaks/brainwashes/intimidates you with brutal force/magic/deadly appendages into staying with her to torture you more
Yeah I'm thinking nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772865
She requests divine punishment from Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine summoning more than one monster

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like gremlins could make a darkmatter powered satilite lazer
sorta like a sexy hammer of dawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772698
Is this Kloah?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine summoning a pack of vicious momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772928
>lazer falls down from the sky
>everyones clothes get burned of

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772865
>"You like darker skin huh"
>anon gets raped for 2 days straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772938
Jesús that is viciously dangerous to my dick

[Anonymous No.]

Creepy music to go with a mind flayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772860
Mari never made sense as a lilim. She's more like an old fashioned succubus who slipped through the cracks and is still acting like an old fashioned succubus while disguising herself as one of the new succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772938
Tan girls in leopard print is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772791
I'm sure most of us clean up alright after a little tlc

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuZNLKTUlsY&ab_channel=puchoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773028
I said creepy, not Drunk mindflayer
Good the rabbit hole beind that ost is intresting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772982
anon aren't lims jusr succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34767418
>WightClaw
Kek, that's pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773050
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773050
He’s talking about her being a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qBUza1pO0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772698
H I P S

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772896
I still think Selene set herself up for failure
Beast has to make OC Mc'coolguy in order to make a man strong enough to rival her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773112
>OC Mc'coolguy
Not Chad thundercock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773137
Mike Rotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772827
>Ancient succ working in a magical archive who is actually sadistic and insatiably horny underneath that friendly and helpful demeanour

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773186
>Oh I can help you find that grimoire... for a cost of course...
>She doesn't know what to do when you pull out your wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766648
I agree that it isn't a good example but it's the only art of a gyaru vamp that I know of. Except this one but I consider her more of a generic schoolgirl than a gyaru

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773112
I think she knows well that no one can truly best her unless they are uber-hero tier (and we will not let that shit slide if Beast wrote that.)
So her choice then would be to find somebody with potential and do stuff to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772975
https://youtu.be/R60pslZt3QY

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773222
Gal cleavage is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773247
Incredibly so

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773270
God those thighs look so soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773342
I love lamias but I also love thighs. It's suffering
don't say polymorph potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773381
Alteration magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773342
God, I want to get mindbroken by lilim or demon thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773381
Wonderworm has the mature serpentine figure and soft squishy thighs, a match made in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773381

I love a lot of things but if they were all just mashed onto one character, nothing would stand out. She would just be an overdesigned mess with tons of contradictory elements.

So don't sweat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773381
anon think about being coiled around her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

I have half a mind to go up to a 10' tall monster and say "your ass looks heavy, can i you help you with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773459
getting errant desires squeezed out of me is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773381
I feel ya, I love legs but I love wurms

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773594
Cyclops are cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773594
I wanna buy a legendary-tier sword from a cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How long do you like your monster girl's nails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773745

I like sharper nails, regardless of length. Especially on beast girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773745
short, unless they're claws, in which case as long as practically possible for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773745
to the point of fearboners

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773760
Yes perfect for that back scratching as you bang her

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the Pharaoh's Flexibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773745
Long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773905
I will....by seeing if she can do it 8 months into the pregnancy with our first daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773905
She askin for the d

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772907
Wouldnt this affect her as well?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773905
If more Pharaoh's looked like this I'd certainly think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773930
Chilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773929
I mean presumably said punishment involves getting run through with several Cupid arrows to reignite their relationship, so you could say that in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to the oldest single loli and hug her cause everyone needs a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774047
Shirokuto seems like she’s got that kind of no-touch-please autism, so best of luck to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774075
She needs cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34773930
>local man raped after making too many ice puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774108
every loli needs cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774075
she wouldn't make her clothes so rippable if that was truly the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774108
She does, but that doesn’t mean she will admit it or make it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Magus-kun successfully escaped Ohio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774126
Well, time to hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774120
I could see this happening to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774175
Imagine being a real nurse or doctor and having to throw out all these fakers breaking into your hospital on a daily basis to play out their fetish. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774206
And suddenly, it's Urusei Yatsura

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774120
That's cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774206
i mean, there is cuddle healing so its not that bad

[Anonymous No.]

Is there ANY monster that can win against The Burg?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would be ok with doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774206
>>34774263
That's the most infuriating part. Imagine being a fully ceritified doctor, giving some patient you've done everything you can for the solemn news that he'll never walk again, and then some random Ushi from the next ward over struts in while munching some raging mushroom and undoing her eyestrap and promising the increasingly terrified dude that she'll get his legs working again Just to leglock her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488
Happy mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774297
It's far better patient care, recovery and quality of life. Keep up with the times, old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774297
on one hand, his legs work again
on the other ushi will break his pelvis 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774144
Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774359
No one escapes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774263
IT'S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

[Anonymous No.]

I would be in the ICU alot due to my love of doing stupid things

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774400
its magic, i aint gonna explain shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774399
Dubs say so and what would you need to get pic related to happen to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774399
this is the part where you make a mad dash for the baphomet and try to run of with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774463
no way, I'm going for the demon/familiar pair that is absolutely up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774399
>No one escapes!
>Sabbath mob
Bro, their legs are like half as long as yours. Just do a casual jog away, how are they going to catch you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774447
Miscast a mana marker spell so it basically just broadcasts “I’m single and horny”, while next to a sabbath in the middle of a black mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774486
At least some can fly and/or teleport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774488
Now I want to do that in place filled with desperate old single monster girls while nude and olied and see who gets me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774486
>teleports behind you
>Nothing personal, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774514
>>34774552
The ones that separate from the pack should be more easily bullied without their peers around for the confidence boost. If things get really dicey then just headpat them for the stun and then get back to running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774582
Or say i'll take only the flattest of you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774407
>hospitals now have a dedicated pelvis ward
>several anons show up so regularly they become friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774546
Hunting grounds include: Office buildings, retirement homes and golden corral

[Anonymous No.]

>>34772628
How is there a 5 month wait?

I mean, I just drink a shrinking potion, and she gulps me down like pill. There can't be that many people wanting to jump down her throat. It's not like I'm taking much of her time, no more than a minute or two really. It's not like I'm asking to get in the sex line. Now, that I could see being 5 months long or longer.

[Anonymous No.]

Village girls are for ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774552
What do yo mean? It's entirely personal. You're trying to rape and marry me. How is that not as personal as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I'm anon and I have sonething to sell. Are yoi sick and tired of being in the ICU for a pelvis breaking, are you sick of not veinte abre to go the rounds with your wife, and sick of having a weak pelvis.
I have my new steel pelvis made from the toughest steel and will last a lifetime.
So call now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
parasite slimes and ushi oni outbreaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34760488

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Being corrupted into Slime carriers and raping their crushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774633
Now, how to do this without the mgc Police catching word of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Bearing human children

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
For eating prisoner fruit and offering her childhood friend some homemade pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774552
>lolibaba with that expression
oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774754
oh yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774763
Oh yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
violent rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>34766742
>he hasn't learned to lucid dream to bone, cuddle, hug, make out, go on dates, raise children with his waifu(s)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774399
That thunderbird on the tree branch has a :) face

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774823
Oh no, she's going to go tribal on me in the classiest way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774842
it's the face of mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Slowly corrupt, seduce and add them to your collection of servants at your scary hilltop estate.
Turn into broodmothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Hugging

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774860
finally, reasonably-smol foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Lewd hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Being turned into holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774951
Isn't she one already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774951
for that dude who want the exotic ranch, human milk might be even more precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775002
Lesser Succ milk might be the raresr though. Only got a few days between the human-succ transition to get the sweet nectar.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775002
Human milk is lame.
Besides, a human girl can't do this: https://twitter.com/kwskdaishi625/status/1340959394859642885

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775060
touch the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775002
Doesn’t regular human milk kinda suck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775092
The only customer I could come up with for it is a dhampir since they have mommy issues and are liable to express their support of humans in strange and exaggerated ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775046
The rarest milk is the Demon Lord's, the only way a man (that isn't her husband) gets to drink it is if he gets adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider Dark Matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
Giving a hunger for power and love.
The best overlords always used to be dainty precious villagers before monsterization after all.

[Anonymous No.]

pleasure fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775141
What if I wish to a Genie for a gallon of the Demon Lord's milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775100
No, touch the tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775198
Meek village girl getting turned into a feared demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775184
What's the upside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775244
Squishy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775260
See >>34775268

[Anonymous No.]

So womb tattoo pleasure runes are cool, right?
What about tramp stamp pleasure runes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775184
I never figured out the appeal. Needs a happy slime face or something.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to the guy maintaining the image archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775364
he's away for a month or so on business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775335
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775335
The goo IS part of her instead of some weird third-party slime.
If you want a smiley face you’re gonna have to fuck her silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775184
Why, what does their breast milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

Help, i just went to my monster doctor and she told me I have EPD. Expolding dick syndrome and it will only go away if i put it in her vagina. Is she telling the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774763
>The face of an old hag that's gone 100s of years without love and now has her romantic prey in her sights

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775532
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775532
Yes. It is literally impossible for a doctor to lie to you. Ask any doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775532
Not enough info to tell: what sort of monster is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775571
Is old, but has horns and blue skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775308
But surely there are other ones like that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775641
Cows are squishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775641
every monster is squishy if you're brave enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775702
I will see if that is true, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

Centipede milk, i wish to know how it tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775702
automatons arent

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775759
Tastes like poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775769
if your automaton isnt squishy in certain areas i suggest turning her in for repairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775774
Will it give me gains

[Anonymous No.]

What would be a lust provoking image for monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775815

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775815
Take a photo of yourself eating dinner alone. Bonus point for being happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775815
https://litter.catbox.moe/wg81sf.jpeg
Absolutely irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775860
Maybe for >>34766228

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775876
Don’t forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>34774675
village people

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775769
Not good enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a war tank robutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775824
hnng i want to hold hands with a hellhound look at those big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775932
Holy fuck, this area

[Anonymous No.]

I have a strong desire to stick my fingers in Mari's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775978
Gross you might catch something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775974
thats fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775990
its not fat its extra storage space

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775990
No, she's the version with extra armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775985
Feeling up the inside of her mouth would be more than worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34775990
Robutts can't get fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34771024
Fuck off, autist.
>>34776302