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34758722 No.34758722 [Reply] [Original]

Kanako is a dork, an old hag, overweight, and unpopular. Why doesn't she just let Suwako and Sanae take over as the proper goddesses of Moriya like they should be?

>> No.34758727

>>34758722
Oh, I forgot. And she's a virgin too. Very embarrassing.

>> No.34758927

>>34758722
she's OUR dorky, old, overweight, unpopular hag, so please be nice

>> No.34759067

>>34758727
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, even if you are VERY old.

>> No.34759202

>>34759067
If you reach Kanako's age and STILL are a kissless virgin, maybe you're just destined to be unloved...

>> No.34759209

>>34759202
I don't think humans can live 2000 years straight yet Anon.

>> No.34759222

>>34759209
That's a pretty low estimate for Kanako's age...

>> No.34759262

>>34759222
Hey, for someone that old, younger is better.

>> No.34759497
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34759497

>>34758722
Kanako is powerful, imposing, wise and loved. Sanae and Suwako should be honored to work with her!

>> No.34759679

>>34759497
Powerful? Sure.
Imposing? Ok.
Wise? Maybe.
Loved?

>> No.34760468

>>34759679
... well *I* love her at least

>> No.34760477

>>34760468
Have some self confidence anon, the priestess or the cute froggy goddy are so much appropriate people to spend your life with.

>> No.34760697

>>34760477
ok but consider:
she has the biggest tits

>> No.34760740

>>34760477
Stop trying to steal granny's potential boyfriends, Sanae.

>> No.34760775
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>>34758722
success breeds jealousy

>> No.34760788

>>34760697
Saggy bags

>>34760740
To "steal" would imply Kanako ever had a chance

>> No.34761846

Whenever Kanako tries to ask a cute boy out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSkbT38TvY4

>> No.34773024

>>34760697
True, but technically Okuu is bigger if you consider her an extension of yatagarusu. There are bigger goddesses, younger too. Like Minoriko.

>> No.34776637

If I propose to her how hard would she cry?

>> No.34776740

>>34776637
I think it'd be too much happiness for her body to take and she'd just pass out.

>> No.34776857

>>34760788
I love Kanako's saggers!

>> No.34777415
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>>34776857
Kanako's loose body provides the softest nights

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>>34760775
The contemporary Japanese 500 yen coin is a masterpiece of modern numismatics.

>> No.34782715

>>34759679
>Loved?
Besides the guy who replied first, surely there's someone that loves her. Even if she's a bit tall for a girl.

>> No.34783216
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34783216

>>34777415
Soft and hard

>> No.34785992

>>34758722
God why is "Old Hag tries to wear cute and sexy outfits" such a fucking erotic trope?

>> No.34787049

>>34785992
Because she’s trying to please (you) anon now say something nice to her so her self esteem isn’t so low

>> No.34787149

>>34758722
>Kanako is a dork, an old hag, overweight, and unpopular.
1 out of 4 WRONG statements, F. See me after school and bring the lube.

>> No.34787223

What does it feel like to get hit by one of Kanako's onbashira?

>> No.34787264

>>34787223
Like a steel beam

>> No.34791658

>>34787149
You mean 4 out of 4 are right

>> No.34792154

>>34783216
how Kanako looks vs how she sees herself

>> No.34795017
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>> No.34795475

>>34795017
put some shoes on, Kanako

>> No.34795541

>>34795475
Her feet smell like the wind and the air...

>> No.34795566

>>34795017
I'm going to ask Kanako how she can float when she's so heavy!

>> No.34795619

>>34795566
I'm going to ask Kanako to help me meet a cute girl.

>> No.34795903

>>34795619
But if you met Kanako, you already have?

>> No.34795915

>>34795541
I had no idea the wind and the air are so smelly

>> No.34796094
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34796094

>>34758722
Imagine how embarassing it must be to serve such a useless Goddess...

>> No.34801636

>>34796094
Scary!

>> No.34801667

>>34796094
Yeah, it's hard to imagine. What does Suwako even do all day?

>> No.34801670

>>34791658
No, I meant 1 out of 4. Can you even read?

>> No.34801693

>>34801670
Which one is wrong?

>> No.34801734

>>34796094
Saggy haggy god that yearns for a lover

>> No.34801880
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>>34801667
Prey upon boys her apparent age

>> No.34802517
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34802517

>>34801734
She is my Saggy Haggy then

>> No.34802600

>>34802517
Imagine her reaction if you hugged her

>> No.34804395

>>34796094
I think she pulls off that outfit well :)

>> No.34804583

>>34795566
careful, or she'll drop on top of you from mid-air out of spite

>> No.34806983

>>34804583
I don't think my bones could handle something so heavy!

>> No.34807001

>>34804395
Shut up Suwako, no one cares what you think

>> No.34807060

>>34806983
nobody's can, anon, nobody's can

>> No.34816259

Kanakp

>> No.34818454

>>34816259
the p stands for pig!

>> No.34822562

>>34818454
rude
>>34806983
strengthen your bones then.
drink more milk.

>> No.34825315

What shall we do with a drunken goddess
What shall we do with a drunken goddess
What shall we do with a drunken goddess early in the morning

>> No.34825934

>>34825315
Get wed and make her pregnant to boost faith

>> No.34834339 [DELETED] 

>>34825934

>> No.34834798

I just want to put my head on her lap and have Kanako run her fingers through my hair

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34835722

lol

lmao

>> No.34838026

>>34834798
imagine how soft and comfy her thighs would be as she pampered you every night for the rest of your life haha

>> No.34838235

>>34838026
They and the lady they’re attached to would be properly venerated in turn

>> No.34849156

>>34758722
So she is u

>> No.34854670
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34854670

old or not, Kanako is still just as cool as ever

>> No.34854960

>>34854670
Maybe when she dreams but as soon as she wakes up and receives her daily mail of her being called lonely hag she’ll end up bawling her eyes out again since she’ll never find love

>> No.34861069

>>34791658
No.

>> No.34868688

I love kanako

>> No.34868955

>>34868688
I love Kanako too!

>> No.34869487

I want Kanako to give me a piggyback ride.

>> No.34869908

>>34869487
I want Kanako to ride me.

>> No.34869931

>>34869487
>>34869908
I’d like both please.

>> No.34870033

>>34869487
I want to give Kanako a piggyback ride, no matter how hard it is

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34870894

The only "Mountain of Faith" is this mountain of woman right here!

>> No.34870924

>>34870894
Well, she's definitely a "mountain" alright. Especially in that midsection

>> No.34870971

>>34870894
What I would do to climb said “ mountain”.

>> No.34871417

>>34870924
please don't draw attention to the goddess' tummy mountain, she's very self-conscious about it

>> No.34871472

>>34870894
She's VERY tall for a woman.

>> No.34871475

Rubbing Kanako's belly is good luck, if I'm remembering this right.

>> No.34871835

>>34871472
for you

>> No.34872617

>>34871475
only if she lets you get away with it

>> No.34879589

If there was one thing I could do for Kanako it would be to let her know how much she’s appreciated. And I’d do this with kind words and offers of massages to her old/young body!

>> No.34884297
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34884297

Kanako is awfully smug for someone who probably got Sanae's gohei lost between her fat rolls

>> No.34884502

>>34884297
Come now she’s not that large. Kanako is a perfectly healthy woman/goddess of the mountain!

>> No.34889121

>>34870894
Well, a little bit of height never hurt anyone... but it did hurt their knees. Good thing people can fly without wings in Gensokyo.

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34889879

WHY IS MOUNTAIN OF FAITH (the spell card) SO HARD? THE ENTIRE GAME IS A CAKEWALK AND THAT ONE SPELL DEVOURS ALL MY LIVES
I can't even practice the stage because continues put you back at the beginning of the stage with less lives than you probably started with.

>> No.34899637

>>34884297
Fatty!

>> No.34901015

>>34899637
she's only the god of the mountain because she weighs as much as one!

>> No.34905295

>>34760775
Give me some of that money pls

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>> No.34915754

Dumb hag I bet she isn’t even fertile

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>> No.34916422

>>34915824
poor Kanako, degraded to the point of associating with that loser god

>> No.34916511

>>34915824
poor Chimata, degraded to the point of associating with that loser god

>> No.34916543

>>34916511
That just makes it hotter when you force them both into wedlock because they’re about to disappear because they aren’t gaining enough faith so you offer a way for them to “stay” a little longer be knocking them up even though it seems like bullshit but they’re desperate to not die so they’ll try anything if it means they keep on living

>> No.34916802

>>34915824
poor Anon, unfortunate to the point of having to be in the mere vicinity of two loser gods.

>> No.34916827

>>34916511
>>34916422
They're both dork goddesses

>> No.34923374 [DELETED] 

Last test https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b393rRjMIm8

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