o-o-of course I drive... d-don't you?

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Anonymous Sat Mar 29 23:59:16 2008 No.347481 [Reply] [Original]

o-o-of course I drive... d-don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 23:59:34 2008 No.347484 But you have nowhere to go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 29 23:59:39 2008 No.347486 No. Looks like you'll have to take me everywhere, sweetie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:00:17 2008 No.347488 someone's going to be pissed when they find a poo print on their hood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:00:45 2008 No.347489 The only place I want to take you is in the back of that car, my love.

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Sun Mar 30 00:00:57 2008 No.347491 File: 74 KB, 512x512, 1206835257238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347484

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:01:10 2008 No.347493 But there are no refineries in Gensokyo, I hope you don't plan on driving very long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:01:22 2008 No.347494 Is that an EVO? Must be a rally driver, so it'll be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:01:44 2008 No.347497 >>347486 ...I..I don't mind.. >>347484 I-I- have to go to Home Depot every now and th-then...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:02:22 2008 No.347499 File: 141 KB, 343x343, 1206835342749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347486 ...I..I don't mind.. >>347484 I-I- have to go to Home Depot every now and th-then...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:02:57 2008 No.347505 File: 43 KB, 203x238, 1206835377085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347489 blush

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:05:54 2008 No.347528 File: 230 KB, 650x500, 1206835554060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347493 M-m-my car runs on love and magic...A-along with my motorcycles...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:06:26 2008 No.347536 I don't have a car. You don't look down on me for that, right Alice?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:06:32 2008 No.347537 The transmission on my SL2 needs a complete rebuild. Thanks for reminding me, you horrible woman.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:06:52 2008 No.347529

Whatever, Alice, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:07:48 2008 No.347543 File: 58 KB, 236x246, 1206835668424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347536 n-n-no...y-you can always hang onto my waist when we're riding the motorcycle...

>>	Max Coen Sun Mar 30 00:09:03 2008 No.347549 squeeze

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:09:13 2008 No.347551 File: 57 KB, 245x242, 1206835753495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347529 A-are you hungry?..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:09:20 2008 No.347555 >>347543 Thank you Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:10:48 2008 No.347567 damn these threads, they make me have... feelings...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:12:20 2008 No.347576 >o-o-of course I drive... I read this as >o-o-over drive...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:12:24 2008 No.347577 squeeze

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:12:59 2008 No.347572 The cancer killing /jp/. But I love it so ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:13:18 2008 No.347589 File: 315 KB, 1600x1200, 1206835998849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice, I have something important to tell you! It's from Marisa!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:16:14 2008 No.347616 File: 95 KB, 320x240, 1206836174271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347589 blam >>347555 Of c-course... you don't mind right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:17:47 2008 No.347629 File: 435 KB, 1280x960, 1206836267342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347616 It was a love letter... she asked me to give it to you since I was going this way... You're awful, Alice. That's why you're always so alone. SPRING

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:19:16 2008 No.347640 File: 138 KB, 650x639, 1206836356292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347629 Shanghai... kill her...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:20:16 2008 No.347652 >>347640 A.. Alice, I don't think I've seen you like this before..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:21:30 2008 No.347661 File: 8 KB, 377x349, 1206836490154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347640 ...What? This is not like you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:24:59 2008 No.347678 File: 33 KB, 650x700, 1206836699305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347661 Listen shitstain, you really think I'm gonna keep this pathetic lovey-dovey act up for your sake? Get real loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:25:32 2008 No.347679 File: 59 KB, 640x480, 1206836732378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347652 >>347661 I..I'm s-sorry Anonymous...I..I...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:25:41 2008 No.347681 >>347678 Thread just got bareable.

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Sun Mar 30 00:25:41 2008 No.347682 >>347629 Gasp! how awefull of her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:26:08 2008 No.347685 File: 189 KB, 377x389, 1206836768000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347678 Th..that's not me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:26:09 2008 No.347686 >>347678 >>347679 STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:26:09 2008 No.347687 >>347678 This is actually what Zun wanted Alice to act like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:27:38 2008 No.347695 >>347687 From what I know, he has her labelled as 'tsundere' in the IaMP manual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:28:22 2008 No.347697 File: 9 KB, 154x155, 1206836902685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347687 I...I didn't live up to ZUN's expectations ei..either!... tears who's ZUN?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:28:44 2008 No.347701 >>347695 Don't forget the straw effigies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:29:02 2008 No.347702 >>347678 Oh Alice, you have no idea how much it turns me on when you do that.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Sun Mar 30 00:29:17 2008 No.347704 >>347695 >coward Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:29:23 2008 No.347706 >>347678 You're so cute when you're like that!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:30:55 2008 No.347711 File: 132 KB, 412x951, 1206837055369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Th..things didn't t-turn out th-the way they were supposed to... I...I just hope that you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:32:00 2008 No.347717 >>347711 Don't worry, I'll always love for who you are Alice, not what you were supposed to be!

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:33:41 2008 No.347725
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>>347685
I'm not you? When the moon people tried to kill us and all you could do was wait for the end, was I not you? When Reimu ended all we knew and we crawled bleeding from the ruins of Makai, was I not you then? You're nothing without me, you would be nothing without me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:34:15 2008 No.347728 File: 127 KB, 337x368, 1206837255156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347717 B-but.. I.. I'm not even human A..Anonymous!.. tears I...I'll live f-f-f-forever... a-and...y-you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:35:39 2008 No.347735 File: 71 KB, 246x257, 1206837339477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347725 Y-y-you're just a roleplayer...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:36:10 2008 No.347737 >>347725 Hallelujah?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:36:11 2008 No.347736 File: 379 KB, 1074x1515, 1206837371765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347728 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:37:28 2008 No.347742 File: 169 KB, 600x450, 1206837448547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347735 And what does that make you?

>>	Anonymous of Austria Sun Mar 30 00:37:40 2008 No.347744 File: 25 KB, 402x600, 1206837460741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347725

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:39:33 2008 No.347755 >>347728 We have now, don't we?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:39:37 2008 No.347753 File: 134 KB, 551x441, 1206837577350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347736 niffle

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:41:17 2008 No.347767 File: 238 KB, 402x742, 1206837677507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347755 eh?... >>347742 I-I'm Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:41:37 2008 No.347768 ITT shitty, repetitive roleplayer with a 40 image Alice folder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:42:46 2008 No.347775 File: 76 KB, 208x231, 1206837766662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347770 !!!... A-Anonymous...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:42:54 2008 No.347770 >>347767 I mean, we can live for the present.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:43:04 2008 No.347778 >>347768 it's all how you use em.

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Sun Mar 30 00:43:47 2008 No.347783 >>347742 Cancer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:44:19 2008 No.347785 >>347678 >>347725 is a 100x better writer and roleplayer than OP and they're not even trying!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:45:51 2008 No.347789 >>347785 lol speaking for yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:47:36 2008 No.347810 I really don't mind roleplaying. It's the shitty roleplaying that irks me. Where's the Alice who asked "Have you brought me a gift? Your life, perhaps?" and wondered if Marisa was a "weird human"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:48:47 2008 No.347819 File: 78 KB, 346x350, 1206838127059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] c-c-can you all stop fighting?...

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Sun Mar 30 00:50:40 2008 No.347830 >>347819 No. even spring, the season of love, hates you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:51:41 2008 No.347836 File: 226 KB, 600x400, 1206838301141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] C-can I have a hug?..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:55:09 2008 No.347857 File: 203 KB, 400x400, 1206838509154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347830 W...well... I understand...I-I-I'm a demon... and I-I'll live forever... b-but Anonymous...

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Sun Mar 30 00:58:19 2008 No.347872 >>347857 Damn, if you are going to PRETEND, at least don't make Alice stutter every 2 words like a fucking retard.

Spring !m7te1lApzs Sun Mar 30 00:58:21 2008 No.347873

>>347857
Anonymous is the reason why I hate you so much. All these anonymous sitting inside on such a beautiful day, when they can be outside enjoying the fun of a spring snowball fight, or enjoy a spring shower, and the wet T-shirts that go with it. or enjoying the sun and a walk in the park.

But instead, they are in here, because of you. its unnatural.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:58:30 2008 No.347874 Alice, you need to act a little more tsuntsun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:59:08 2008 No.347880 This shit is so played out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 00:59:16 2008 No.347879 File: 127 KB, 600x483, 1206838756435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347872 I-I-I-It's because Anonymous is here!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:01:04 2008 No.347891 File: 30 KB, 281x307, 1206838864405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347873 eh?...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:01:36 2008 No.347893 >>347873 I went for a walk in the park today. It was windy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:02:17 2008 No.347898 File: 146 KB, 530x707, 1206838937026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347893 ...

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:03:39 2008 No.347911
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>>347857
I'll be sure that you will die before eternity comes, pathetic youkai. Your endless stuttering and contradicting shyness will end once our paths meet again. Never again, shall you state the fact your blushing out loud.

Hell, I can't even wait until we cross paths. I am coming after you, Alice Margatroid. Say your final goodbyes, you'll be nothing but a pile of blood and bones when I reach you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:04:12 2008 No.347917 >>347911 So tsundere~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:05:52 2008 No.347929 File: 41 KB, 220x206, 1206839152355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347911 I...I'm calling my lawyer...

>>	Spring !m7te1lApzs Sun Mar 30 01:07:49 2008 No.347939 >>347911 Hey, uh... I think I'm going to have a position open soon for herald, would you be interested?

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Sun Mar 30 01:09:55 2008 No.347942 >>347929 You don't have a lawer, Alice. just dolls.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:10:36 2008 No.347950
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>>347911
Your honor, we come before this court today for a very serious matter. My client, Alice Margatroid, has been threatened with bodily harm by the defendant, Sakuya Izayoi, causing her to engage in asignificantly decreased quality of life. I would ask that this court issues a restraining order and finds Sakuya guilty of uttering threats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:10:39 2008 No.347952 >>347942 Shanghai Wright: Ace Dolltorney

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:11:17 2008 No.347958 File: 131 KB, 800x535, 1206839477203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347942 OBJECTION! I am the lawyer for the plaiintiff.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:11:32 2008 No.347960
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>>347929
HA!
Shit load of good a lawyer will do you. I'm coming to KILL you, not suing you. and even if you called the police, those useless humans won't stand a chance against me. You stand no chance against me, and you know that, you seven colored shit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:13:13 2008 No.347973 File: 43 KB, 400x400, 1206839593007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347960 WHO SAID THAT THERE WERE HUMANS coming after you... ORDER IN MY COURT! Miss Izayoi will now SIT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:14:06 2008 No.347977 >>347973 Oh lord those legs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:14:27 2008 No.347980 File: 100 KB, 687x587, 1206839667769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:14:37 2008 No.347982 File: 440 KB, 693x802, 1206839677760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347929 >>347960 This is why you need me little girl. When push comes to shove, you whimper and whine. You'll never be able to do what it takes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:15:08 2008 No.347983 File: 56 KB, 1024x576, 1206839708162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAY GUYS WATS GOIN ON IN DIS THRED

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:16:16 2008 No.347989 File: 115 KB, 600x750, 1206839776438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347982 I-i-i do believe I'm fine... besides you can't afford legal representation

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:17:46 2008 No.347993 File: 301 KB, 388x420, 1206839866051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now May the defence step forward?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:18:14 2008 No.347998 >>347960 Oh Sakuya, you do know that this attitude will only make it sweeter when I see the dere-dere after raping you and making you mine, right?

Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Sun Mar 30 01:18:17 2008 No.347997
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>>347958
>>347980

So we meet again, Reimu Hakurei Wright!

Don't think I've forgotten the stain you put on my record! I, Flandre von Skarlet, will not let you get away this time! This time, that blubbering little dollmaker you call a defendant will swing, and you will taste bitter, blood-flavored defeat!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:19:31 2008 No.348005 File: 74 KB, 296x278, 1206839971114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347993 Here I am!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:20:30 2008 No.348016 File: 50 KB, 649x586, 1206840030576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347997 OBJECTION! I claim interference! Flandre Scarlett is attempting to influence the court in the stead of the defendant!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:22:02 2008 No.348022 File: 352 KB, 600x800, 1206840122629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>347997 Finally my defendant has arrived. Alice, you do know what will happen after I win this case, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:22:19 2008 No.348023 File: 248 KB, 347x521, 1206840139780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348016 well if you would just MOVE ALONG.... Objection sustained. Flandre Scarlett, please sit down.. I WILL HAVE ORDER IN THIS COURT OR YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL.

Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Sun Mar 30 01:22:25 2008 No.348025
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>>348016

Oh ho, gone into a new line of work, have we? An ambulance chaser or something? Very well, whether I'm a prosecutor, defense attorney, I will have you grovel at my feet, Reimu Hakurei Wright!! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

Now...the DEFENSE is ready, Your Honor...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:23:11 2008 No.348028 File: 68 KB, 162x184, 1206840191320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348022 <smirk>

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:24:22 2008 No.348032 File: 161 KB, 356x451, 1206840262933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348022 Zzzzz....

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:25:24 2008 No.348040 File: 434 KB, 509x650, 1206840324714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348025 let's begin then, would the defense make an opening statement please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:26:06 2008 No.348045 File: 50 KB, 330x236, 1206840366741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348023 You're going to send them all to hell anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:27:11 2008 No.348051 File: 124 KB, 524x580, 1206840431534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348045 shut it and get me a sammich clerk.

>>	Truth Sun Mar 30 01:27:19 2008 No.348052 File: 55 KB, 400x400, 1206840439813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348040 Guess what!

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sun Mar 30 01:27:21 2008 No.348053 File: 75 KB, 560x560, 1206840441737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348040 >>348045 So, Shikieki gangbang right

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:28:09 2008 No.348058
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Hi Reimu, I came to borrow a cup of su-
Oh, is there a trial going on? That's cool, that's cool.

Hey, any of you interested in an orgy when this is over? Rinnosuke says he's too sore from last night to make it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:28:42 2008 No.348061 File: 64 KB, 443x545, 1206840522301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348052 >>348053 <sends both to hell> I MEAN IT... ORDER IN THE COURT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:28:58 2008 No.348063 File: 87 KB, 414x472, 1206840538861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anonymous? A word with you, please.

>>	Truth Sun Mar 30 01:29:54 2008 No.348075 File: 35 KB, 400x500, 1206840594981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348061 Did you just send yourself to hell?

Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Sun Mar 30 01:29:55 2008 No.348076
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>>348040

Your Honor, my client has simply promised to give the plaintiff more than she deserves. Our plaintiff here has proven to be an unstable, bipolar, needy tease, who has waffled from trying to seduce countless Anonymi with her pathetic charms, and promising harm to those who have crossed or spurned her.

What, may I ask, is different about what my client has done? My client at least has shown honesty and stability. A swift punishment is all Alice Margatroid deserves, not a restraining order against my client.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:31:37 2008 No.348086 File: 67 KB, 372x500, 1206840697952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348076 Does the Plaintiff have a response?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:32:20 2008 No.348090 File: 114 KB, 696x483, 1206840740387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348051 It's not like eating more'll make your breasts grow any bigger.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:34:26 2008 No.348102
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>>348086
Your honor, my esteemed <cough> colleagues inferences are incorrect. Sure my client is unstable, but her instability is not an instability that is dangerous or deserving of bodily mutilation. My opponents are obfusticating the facts. They wish you to overlook the fact that the defendant has out and out threatened an innocent lovestruck dollmaker with bodily harm! A serious crime!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:34:45 2008 No.348107 File: 151 KB, 439x785, 1206840885733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348086 on time I ordred pizza and teh dilverry boy aksked fir a tiff andd i didnt now waha the meens so hee sed he wud giv mee canndy butt hte csndy wus sallty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:35:56 2008 No.348112 File: 149 KB, 341x360, 1206840956728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348090 GET ME A FRIGGIN SAMMICH OR THE NEXT TRIP OVER THE RIVER YOU STAY THERE! >>348102 Very well, does the defence have a response?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:37:30 2008 No.348120 File: 101 KB, 472x374, 1206841050010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348112 Get your own sandwich you.. you... DOUBLE MIDGET!

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:37:52 2008 No.348125
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You're a Yama, not some TV sellout retired judge who takes cases such as this. Just dismiss the court and let me kill the prissy little cleaning girl already. After that you can do your little judgment bullshit and send her to hell for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:39:31 2008 No.348132 File: 318 KB, 1061x1500, 1206841171846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348125 And then the orgy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:39:56 2008 No.348130 This whole thread makes me lol. Are there any doujins of a Touhou court case?

Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Sun Mar 30 01:40:10 2008 No.348137
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>>348102
>>348112

INNOCENT?! Don't make me laugh!! What kind of 'innocent' dollmaker creates dolls that blow up? Shoot danmaku? The plaintiff has shown signs of instability since her appearance in Gensokyo! Look at all the curse dolls she's staked on trees outside of her house! Not to mention her collaboration with an infamous and destructive thief!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:40:12 2008 No.348139 We the jury don't give a damn.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:42:11 2008 No.348155
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>>348120
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>>348125
<sends tsunAlice to hell>

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Sun Mar 30 01:42:26 2008 No.348158 >>348139 I give a damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:43:45 2008 No.348173 File: 195 KB, 355x498, 1206841425595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348137 ha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:44:03 2008 No.348175 >>348158 But are YOU the jury? No, you are red.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:44:45 2008 No.348179 File: 87 KB, 660x620, 1206841485124.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348155 Now you can't just go paddling people like that. There's paperwork you need to fill out for a proper paddling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:45:22 2008 No.348185 Did I just here some...no wait. Wrong thread.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:46:06 2008 No.348189
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>>348137
OBJECTION! Specious argument. Yeah well my esteemd colleague <cough> should really talk about dangerous danmaku <cough> or instability. Besides, don't we all danmaku? Look your honor, clearly the defendants are really stretching on this one, they're even trying guilt by association your honor..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:46:21 2008 No.348194 File: 335 KB, 850x1284, 1206841581927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348179 raep time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:46:47 2008 No.348196 If we could somehow combine tsuntsun Alice and deredere Alice into one person... ...she'd be twice as large, probably.

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Sun Mar 30 01:48:04 2008 No.348203 >>348175 Yeah, but someone has to rig the jury. I mean, its not going to influence itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:48:28 2008 No.348207 File: 86 KB, 210x340, 1206841708560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348179 I'll paperwork YOU if you keep this up... sammich, now.. >>348189 Objection sustained. Hakurei, can you present your evidence please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:49:30 2008 No.348216 File: 17 KB, 171x153, 1206841770477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348203 there is no jury.. I am the judge, the jury, and the executioner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:49:41 2008 No.348219 >>348196 And twice as canon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:49:59 2008 No.348213 >>348203 Meh, I guess you are right.

Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Sun Mar 30 01:50:11 2008 No.348222
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>>348189

OBJECTION!! Have a cold, Reimu Hakurei Wright? Perhaps a remedy of DEFEAT will cure that cough!!

I am involved in this case as a lawyer, my proclivities are not on trial here, it is between my client and the plaintiff!

Not to mention that the repeated invasions into the Scarlet Devil Mansion have made such measures a necessity!

>>	The Ignored Jury Sun Mar 30 01:50:34 2008 No.348224 File: 116 KB, 474x328, 1206841834013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We find this case in favor of... SHAMEIMARU!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:50:40 2008 No.348227 >>348207 Yes your honor. I would like to call Alice Margatroid to the stand.

>>	Truth Sun Mar 30 01:51:28 2008 No.348229 File: 118 KB, 558x640, 1206841888458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348189 But Reimu, Alice leaks poop ze~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:51:39 2008 No.348234 >>348216 Very one sided, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:52:04 2008 No.348236 File: 69 KB, 648x690, 1206841924419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348216 >there is no jury.. I am [...] the jury then doesn't that mean there is a jury?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:52:19 2008 No.348240 File: 73 KB, 378x352, 1206841939377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348207 Yes your honor. I would like to call Alice Margatroid to the stand.

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Sun Mar 30 01:52:45 2008 No.348241 File: 412 KB, 1181x1181, 1206841965298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's not a party till you have some of this!

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Sun Mar 30 01:52:56 2008 No.348243 File: 402 KB, 615x700, 1206841976188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348229 ...WAH!! Marisa! What are you d-...go away, I can't have you connected with me public...al...ly. ...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:53:17 2008 No.348245 File: 133 KB, 502x377, 1206841997268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348224 SHAMEIMARU!!!

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Sun Mar 30 01:53:19 2008 No.348249 >>348216 well then, what would it take to influence you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:53:22 2008 No.348248 File: 63 KB, 355x337, 1206842002616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only about 20 image replies left and no one wants to eat my cunt? FINE. I DON'T NEED YOU LOSERS. A CAT AND FOX IS FINE TOO. SMELL YOU LATER, JERKS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:53:44 2008 No.348251 I want to lick Alices foot, everyone.

>>	The Late Guro-Chan Sun Mar 30 01:54:22 2008 No.348258 >>348248 Did someone say eat? I am starving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:54:23 2008 No.348255 File: 101 KB, 213x212, 1206842063780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348222 Hmm... well you have a point. Objection sustained. Your point that all in Gensokyo perform danmaku is well documented however please focus more Hakurei...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:54:52 2008 No.348260 File: 165 KB, 589x588, 1206842092519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348207 Would you like some of this sandwich?

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Sun Mar 30 01:55:22 2008 No.348264 >>348258 I was waiting for you to show up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:55:29 2008 No.348263 File: 37 KB, 483x548, 1206842129356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:55:35 2008 No.348265 File: 154 KB, 589x588, 1206842135198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348260

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:56:03 2008 No.348267 File: 196 KB, 392x800, 1206842163263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348265

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:56:18 2008 No.348270 >>348260 that's unlike you, sure, I'll have it

>>	The Late Guro-Chan Sun Mar 30 01:56:20 2008 No.348271 >>348264 Hey, I only do this because I have nothing to do and I am bored to fucking tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:57:06 2008 No.348277 File: 19 KB, 345x259, 1206842226457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348265 >>348260 >>348258 >>348251 >>348249 >>348248 >>348245 >>348243 >>348241 WOULD THE FUCKING PEANUT GALLERY SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:57:25 2008 No.348280 File: 123 KB, 657x486, 1206842245137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348270 You're TOO LATE.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:57:42 2008 No.348283
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>>348155
Hell, you say? My family used to have another name for it, but very well. I'll be back to see you again Yama, but first I have to oversee a brief change of management. Enjoy your "victory" Judge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:58:03 2008 No.348287 File: 117 KB, 502x378, 1206842283182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348277 Shameimaru! ...Shameimaru.

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. Sun Mar 30 01:58:04 2008 No.348291 >>348271 oh, I'm not complaining. some people just deserve it.

>>	The Late Guro-Chan Sun Mar 30 01:58:14 2008 No.348295 >>348277 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 01:58:16 2008 No.348292 File: 55 KB, 182x202, 1206842296490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348263 Miss Margatroid, please tell us what happened...

>>	E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Sun Mar 30 01:58:18 2008 No.348293 File: 89 KB, 573x365, 1206842298869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348248

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:01:49 2008 No.348309 File: 47 KB, 350x400, 1206842509420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348292 Um... w-w-well I was talking with Anonymous about driving... And somehow we started talking about other things... th-then all of a sudden, Sakuya says >>347911

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:03:45 2008 No.348315 File: 120 KB, 657x657, 1206842625979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348292 Um... w-w-well I was talking with Anonymous about driving... And somehow we started talking about other things... th-then all of a sudden, Sakuya says >>347911

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:04:33 2008 No.348318 >>348309 ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:07:08 2008 No.348335
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>>348295
>>348315
ActuallY, because of the tripfaggotry, I'm going to draw this trial to a close so I can enjoy my friggin sammich...

Defendant is guilty as charged, and is sentenced to hell and ordered to compensate the Plaintiff for legal fees.

Court is Ajourned, now get the fuck out of my face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:08:20 2008 No.348345 File: 549 KB, 846x956, 1206842900478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] !!!

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Sun Mar 30 02:09:02 2008 No.348352 File: 406 KB, 800x823, 1206842942176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348335 What? NO!! DAMN YOU REIMU HAKUREI WRIGHT! DAMN YOU QUIZNOS!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:09:14 2008 No.348354 File: 80 KB, 194x196, 1206842954650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>348335 ...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:11:10 2008 No.348364 >>348335 Yay it's over! Now it's time for that huge Orgy with Yukari! ... Yukari? Where'd you go?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 02:32:07 2008 No.348503 heh, touhou...

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