Monster Girl Thread

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Sleazy saxophone intensifies, but where does it come from?

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>>34704903
I'm talking sexomaphone here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qknEeOCDEvk

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All the talk of old monster girl GILFs inspired me to write a little something involving an old Manticore. It's not particularly long, maybe about 2.5k words. Nor does it contain smut or anything groundbreaking in terms of originality. But hopefully it's still very cute!

I don't have Ao3 yet, so here's a G-Doc link for now: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Am_9TXK8Ql6io2m63cwKlAVgyS5undodcDIPSQtBQyY/edit?usp=sharing

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>>34704910
>>34704903
But hark! Such music is most improper!

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>the abyss gets so... cold. but you're warm... please, never leave me, hehe~

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How do shogs handle guests, do they keep a set of real silverware for them to use and a guest room not made of themselves as well? And what about bathrooms?

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>>34704966
The guests use the guestrooms. They're in the... other wing.

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Ogre sisters are for...

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>>34704903
I'd li her tekeli if you know what I mean.

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Daily reminder that this is an MGE thread first and foremost, please keep the discussion of everything else to a minimum, also no western shit allowed

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>>34705072
Nope! Chuck Testa.

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>No, Anon, YOU are the spoils of the raid
>Now get onto the longship, we got to get home as soon as possible so you can give me daughters. Don't make me carry you on.

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>>34705080
Yeah t is. MGE discussion is what keeps it alive, MGE pics are what people actually post, comission and draw. If you don't lke it, feel free to leave.

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>>34704992
I SEE A NIPPLE

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>>34705097
I'm going to post Rachnera just to annoy you personally.

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>>34705097
Then you have no reason to worry, anon. These threads have always been at least 95% MGE related.

If someone comes through and posts a pic of a draenei or whatever, the talk about it doesn't last long

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Monster girls, huh? Cringe.

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>>34705144
>the talk about it doesn't last long
Because we tell them to fuck off and take their western trash with them

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>>34704992
Where is this from and is it worth watching?

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>>34705172
>we

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Vicious little vampires

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>>34705172
dilate

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>>34705188
Yes multiple people actually don't like your shitposting

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>the faces of all the Yetis when males willingly charge headfirst into the blizzards, looking for them to get married in the snow
>they don't even need to convince the males that they need hugs, all of them dive straight into their fluffy, unprepared arms

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>>34705172
Nah, the conversations usually end naturally without a sperg losing his shit.
>>34705173
Peter grill something something. The manga was ok-ish. Never watched the show

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trees

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https://youtu.be/CNN0QKp08Wg

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First for Lamias based Lamias based

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>>34705222
I really love the look of tree girls like this but the MGE dryand just doesn't do it for me, both design wise and their niche just doesn't do it for me.

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>>34705222
>>34705246
I'd rather Dryads be something like pretty TES Spriggans.
I can't really dig a girl rooted to the spot and then being stuck there forever as well.

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>>34705255
>I can't really dig a girl rooted to the spot and then being stuck there forever as well.
Exactly. I'm much rather have a girl that can move as they will but nature follows them instead.

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>>34705131
>I will post stale garbage just to spite you
Well ok

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>>34705270
>nature follows them
And thus springs into my mind the fantasy of a Spriggan tying down her mate with unbreakable roots and twisting vines as she brutally teases him. Grass feels nice on bare feet, imagine just being brushed all over with the stuff, with extra care on the more sensitive parts of the body.
God I want a Spriggan gf now.

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"I can't exactly hippity hoppity but your dick's still my property, ahaha!"

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>>34705322
>God I want a Spriggan gf now.
This makes me want to reinstall modded skyrim. That game is 10 years old now, fucking hell.

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>>34705611
Play Enderal.

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Handholding with Paarthurnax!

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So exactly how much Shog goo can you have in your blood before it permanently alters your humanity? Does she know this? Do you start melting into her? Sexually?

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>>34705800
Bacterial cells outnumber human cells in your own body 10:1, Shog-goo could replace all of those germ safely.

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>>34705797
Anon, no! That's how monsters get pregnant.

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>>34705797
People always go on about old foxes but no one sees the charm in old dragons.

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>>34705982
As a kid, I thought women got pregnant by being kissed on the lips by a man, which transfered his DNA.
Only people who were married kiss on the lips and only married people had children, was my reasoning.

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>>34704918
Hey that was pretty good

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>>34705198
No, that's a face of a yandere yeti that's about to hugrape anon.

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>>34705198
>unprepared arms
Heresy. A yeti is always prepared for hugs.

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>>34705131

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Snek wife! Hotdogging your wife while she tries to cook!

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Adult versions of lolis are the best.

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>>34706176
Context?

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>>34706253
Snek wife who doubles as a snek mom.

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>>34706255
Or just adult monsters in general.

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>tfw when your delf becomes more like a holstaur
>a very aggressive and domineering holstaur
>Slave, it's time to milk me.

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>>34706340
Horses

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>>34706340
People are mad at artists drawing Uma Musume porn.

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>>34706340
horses as anime girls
horses are worth alot of money specificly their cummies
horse owners are ok with their horses being anime but not with getting fucked by some randoms
horse owners have alot of influence

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>>34706453
>>34706474
>>34706513
>Not even proper horses
Shame

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Imagine this:

What if elven knights who are mighty noble dragon riders? Imagine all that HAUGHTINESS. MAXIMUM HAUGHTINESS off the charts!

So basically, elven dragon riders would be the most haughtiest and arrogant elves you can meet and imagine. As they may even look at their non-dragon riding brethren with disdain as well. And even the dragon mamono they ride are just as haughty as the elven knights that mount them and would laugh in the most haughtiest ojou ohohoho laugh at the "lesser beings."

So, a female elven dragon knight:

>"Ohohoho! You!? A HUMAN man, trying to court me!? You expect ME to be in a relationship with a plain human such as yourself who- RIDES A HORSE! Ohohoho! Sorry but I'm clearly Betong your understanding! You better off dating a dumb wurm!"
>Even her dragon mount joins the bullying: "Doubtful sister, this man is sssoooo plain and dull. I doubt even a Wurm would consider dating a PEASANT if a human. If it were up to me, I would bar this man-thing from ever entering Caledor, NOT EVEN Dragonia. For Emperess Deonora has standards too!"

A male elven dragon knight piggybacking his dragon Waifu in monstergirl form to a still single human male:

>"Oh hello again, Worm. I see you're still by yourself, Mana Marker at hand and STILL haven't found yourself a monster mate have you!? That is quite unfortunate, are you perhaps cursed!?"
>"No, I'm still waiting for... My soon-to-be dragon wife, just like yours, sir."
>"Hahahaha!!!! Did you hear this dear!? This Normie thinks he can be with a dragon! And he dares suggest he is anything like us, can you believe it!?"
>"Oh I sure did honey. And you, human! You clearly NEVER going to have a noble dragon such as myself coming to you! And did you mother ever teach you manners!? You should know it's RUDE to ever compare yourself to dragon rider and his wife! What, is your mother a dumb human!?

But with that thought, such dragons and elves might be the least friendly citizens/denizens of Dragonia. But asa personal thought, I'd like to imagine the dragons that elven women who're dragon riding knights ride, are in their primal dragon forms. But in the case of male elven dragon riding knights, they piggyback their dragon Waifu mounts in their Monstergirl forms.

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>>34706255
I wouldn't go out of my way to do it, but they can be great.

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>>34706606
Imagine how much better it would be for everyone if you killed yourself and your entire family

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>>34706255
From my point of view, mge profile girls are just adult versions of lolis.

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>34706606
This reeks of /tg/, don't you think they'd appreciate these kind of posts more?

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MGE dentists
just becuase teeth regenerate doesnt mean you should neglect them

[Anonymous No.]

So do I masturbate to black harpy or jabberwock right now?
Or do I take the wildcard option and go with sandworm?

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Somebody should make a long ass post thats about shit we actually care about

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>>34706746
No
thats what pastebin is for
just dont put naughty words in it at it will be fine

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>>34706524

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x is best girl

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>>34706828
wrong, y is better

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>>34706727
Black harpy and jabberwock. While you're all inside a sandworm's mouth.

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>>34704918
Nice read, very fluff
Kinda sad you didn't post it when it's more crowded

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>>34706837
That's... That's depraved, anon!

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>>34706727
Jaberwock, always fap to jabberwock

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>>34706836
I disagree, z is best.

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>>34706746
Heres something then

I like legendary places, imagine stumbling upon an acent temple and meeting an old elemental spirit, getting into its perspective on nature in regards to it, all while fucking her of course
Or
old places magic with transforming items that have serious power to them.

I really just like the idea of diggin up cool stuff

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>>34706952
Thats not long

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>>34706932
W

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Cum

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>>34707020
Belongs in harpies

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>>34706837
That’s quite the mouthful

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>>34706606
I'll bite with a repost:

>One little fact that not many people know or aware of is that Dragonia has an elven minority population.
>If you travel or reside in Dragonia and notice and ask yourself why there is a surprising population of elven minorities. It is because the elves you see living in Dragonia are mostly one of the many Mamono Mana corrupted exiles from Ulthuan and High Elven society.
>These elves are known as Dragon Princes, who mostly hail from the region of Caledor in Ulthuan. In High Elven culture and society, these are proud dragon rising knights and cavalry who exude pride and honor of the highest of elves. But sadly for these exiles, they are forced out of their homes and even families from Ulthuan or even be threatened with execution because of being tainted with Mamono Mana and or the dragons they ride and mount have monsterized and became loving monster wives.
>However these High Elf exiles and their dragon wives have now found new happy and joyful lives now that they live here in Dragonia. But there are those dragon Riding elves and their dragonic wives who are somewhat more militant and have taken the same sentiment as the Extremist Mamono faction and how that they will help the Monstergirl Armies take over and conquer their home region of Caledor and all of Ulthuan in the name of Monstergirls and the Demon Lord. Even going as far as collaborating and sharing tactics and information with their Dark Elf or "Druuchi" counterparts, now also mamono themselves.
>These Dragon Riding Elves and their wives who vow to help take over and conquer Ulthuan in the name of Monstergirl kind have called themselves the "New Sons of Caledor." They are basonthe same "Dragon Princes" they once were, but claim and vow themselves as proud dragon riding knights of Dragonia. To which Dragon Emperess Deonora has even officially knightened them as such
>But most of these "Dragon Princes" exiles and their dragon wives often just settling into a comfy family life here in Dragonia. Making more dragon daughters and elven incubi sons and making new friends with their neighbors.

[Anonymous No.]

Post comfy things to make me forget how much life sucks.

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>>34707446

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>>34707446

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>POV and background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEHGik7sbxM&t=275s

>You are a traveler and your destination requires your to pass through the road leading to a monstergirl army group camp
>You are amazed and shocked at the size of the mamono army camp with all the monstergirl troops of all varying shapes and sizes roaming around, standing guard, patrolling or attending duties
>You show your writ of safe passage to two monstergirl troops approaching you and they let you pass as one them smirks, winks and blows you a kiss
>As you continue down the road leading you further into the mamono army camp you see more monstergirls.
>But you also see plenty of human men who are working as camp workers, support roles and most especially as husbands to the monstergirl soldiers and officers
>You also see some human men as soldiers fighting for the monstergirl side as well
>You keep moving through the army camp but it just keeps going on and on
>It dawns into you and you realize that this Monstergirl Army Camp is not only big, it goes far for miles
>"Good grief. How much land and territory did these monsters and demons conquer and take over?" You think to yourself as you now start seeing various villages and smaller settlements that are within the boundaries and confines of this sprawling mamono army camp that almost feels like a small city as you see Local and surrounding peasants in the area doing labor and work for the monstergirl forces
>You now hear the sounds and noises of either sex noises coming from the many, many tents in the camp and also the various military drill and training shoutings throughout this camp
>You notice more and more monstergirls and their husbands eyeing and looking at you
>You especially keep showing off your writ of safe passage to any of the obviously single monstergirls trying to approach and hit on you to show that you are just a simple traveler just passing through to get to your destination
>but then you are startled at the sight of one Monstergirl standing in front of you, arms crossed

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Open the link and the randomized Monstergirl you picked will be the one that stands in front of you not letting you through. Then, get a coin, do a coin flip and here's how it works:

If you hit heads. The Monstergirl you got randomized will stare at you for a moment and then will personally (and begrudgingly) escort you to the edge of the Monstergirl Army camp. And you're untouched, unharmed and not violated by any monstergirl.

But if you land tails, well. You get taken by that Monstergirl as a husband for her.

So do please tell your outcome.

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>>34707446

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>>34706513

I was wondering about this, and the fact that they’re real Racehorses makes the problem make more sense. It’s like if Militaries got uppity about their warships being covered in cum. Reasonable that they may not like it, but not to the point where you’ll actually respect that shit.

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>>34707446

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>your friend has been very smug ever since she turned into a dark mage because thanks to mamono mana even she is significantly physically stronger than you
>she just snatched you right in the middle of your village and princess carried you all the way to her new lair in the woods

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>>34707446

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>Anon lives in MGC and, to make rent, is 'babysitting' some monster girls that spend time at his house.
>Pays well but, MGC being MGC, you get weirdness boarding on their level of supervillany.
>It is during these times that he, in a misplaced sense of bravery, gets the lolis to cover and goes out to try and stop things.
>Cue said lolis doing a magical girl transformation into fuller figured, adult versions of themselves....that are actually them.
>Turns out they've been playing the 'secret' loli game to try and gather info on him before making the final move.

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>>34707487
>So do please tell your outcome.
my outcome is concluding you need to go back

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>>34707446

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>>34707446

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>>34707378
So
>Brushes hair behind pointed ears
So what you sayin
>Shots an elk from a mile away without aiming
So what you sayin is

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>>34707487
Heads on a Mermaid so either of us remain virgins.

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>sitting around at home
>bored as fuck
>living onahole floats in your window with the breeze
>she even brought drugs if you're into that
>thank the demon lord for monster girls

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>>34705255
>>34705270
i said it before and ill say it again, dryads shouldve been leashed to their tree, they cant go farther than a set distance and its dependent on how large it is, however they can also use their husband as a tether instead

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>>34707812
How is she supposed to run between bases?

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>>34707961
By putting the puck in the net

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get a job. Sell me to the Dark Elves already.

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>>34708230
Personally I'd rather marry an Amazon.

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>"Well well well if it isn't Mrs. Kiki Mora... or should I say... 005!?"
>"Yes, I know of your secret identity Mrs. Mora, your life of espionage as Agent Duster 005."
>"But what good does that do for me? I'm just an evil mastermind planning on reprogramming the minds of our male youth into slaves to their cat maids."
>"Well, you see 005, it's not me you should worry about learning of your exploits and the... ehm... "grime" on your hands...."
>Unveils Anon who she kidnapped beforehand
>"Now now, Mrs. Mora, do be civil. I haven't harmed a hair on his precious little head... just told him what you've been up to during your "shopping runs""
>"Now watch as I demonstrate the power of my CATWAVE, and turn your anon into a MINDLESS SLAVE to the kitties! NYAHAHAHAHA!"
>How will Agent Duster get out of this situation? Will she stop the dastardly cat from getting her way? Did she forget to turn the stove off!!? Find out in the upcoming summer blockbuster "005: Sweep Another Day" coming soon!

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How old is too old?

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>>34708382
Look, my lich wife is 2000+ years old, so I'm not qualified to answered that question.

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>>34704903

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>>34704918
daww, that was really good

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>>34708382
Dec. 26th on their age 24 year.

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>>34706176
based

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>>34708382
No valid answer to that, as the question is how young is too young.

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>>34708652
Under 10

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>>34708652
Under 1000

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>>34708518
>When you level up your Zipangu Zombie and she has a high enough strength skill to evolve into an Ochi

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>Eh? You want me to put this microphone up to my pussy when I go lay my egg today?
>What's ASMR? This microphone says it's made for that. Is it supposed to help with unfertilized egg laying?
A camera? W-well it's not that special, yeesh. Maybe if I could get someone to fertilize my egg, I would do it...

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>>34708278
Catmaid can't keep getting away with it!
Bring the CAT detector now!

[Anonymous No.]

New comm
Remember to spoil your wife with love and affections

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>>34708925
I'd give her a wet willie partway through just to see her reaction

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>>34704903

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>>34705083
>Instead of your arm inside her mouth MGE Fenrir forces you to put your cock inside her as a sign of trust
Terrifying

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>>34706050
I thought the exact same. Maybe that contributed to our interest in monstergirls

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I love all my monster wives and my entire monster family!

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>>34706372
>this artist does the hottest bodies
>always shoves the most degenerate depressing fetishes into his work
Hentai in general is the definition of a finger curling on a monkeys paw

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>>34708831
>Is it supposed to help with unfertilized egg laying?
If she's laying unfertilized egg then you clearly need to fuck her more.

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>>34707446

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>>34709256
Qomfy Qilin taking a rare nap

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>>34709201
Impregnate your other wives too

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>>34707494
I never noticed that the menu has little symbols to show how much mofu you get like actual restaurants do for spicy or vegan options. I love it when art has little details like that you can discover

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>>34709178
Perhaps so. Kisses on the cheek were fine, but no kisses on the lips.
Only for marriage.

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>>34709277
Im Planning on it! Thinking of impregnating the Pshog next.

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>>34709289
It's a real world, Latenight is just describing what he sees

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>>34707494
I'm kind of short on cash, what deals do they have?

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>>34709340
Well you can get a lifetime's service if you pay with your body, but that limits you the the mofu of one fox, possibly several if they're feeling generous/desperate.

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>>34705083
>modern times
>work as bank teller
>robbery by band of werewolves
>one comes up to the counter
>"hehe.. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG"
>is she... laughing?
>she leans over the counter while you fill the back
>her tail wagging back and forth
>"S-so got any plans after this?"
>"Yeah I probably have to talk to the police for a few hours"
>"Ahh yeah that sounds like a bummer huh. Well I'm not particularly busy, want to ditch those guys and get a coffee with me? H-here's my number"
>she gets her money and they make an escape

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>>34708278
The real reveal comes when the other cat maids don't want her to turn men into their slaves because if they have no master that means he won't give them pats for doing a good job

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>>34708518
>serious, cold, and determined
>still has a womb tattoo
Ochimusas are top tier

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>>34709422
>Tries to rob a monster girl
>They get really exited and starts to strip while lamenting about what a terrible man you are for doing this to them
>You try to get them to stop
>They don't stop
>The wink at you as they hand you their panties
>Such is the life of a criminal in MGC

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>>34708278
Bitch, I can defeat you with just a laser pointer and a ball of yarn.

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>>34709438
>"It's over Catmaid, your own people have turned against you!"
>"Nyoo... impossible... I won't let you win 005!!"
>Spray bottle mist out of nowhere
>Anon has Catmaid backed into a corner spraying her
>Her hair starts to frizz up
>"I guess little kitty made a hairball"
>Big bang arrangement starts playing

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>>34709506
Catmaids have class and style, no ball of yarn and laser pointer would distract them.
>Warm bowl of milk
Uh-oh

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>>34709503
>Panties of the girl you were robbing on your face
>Leglocked by the cop who arrested you
Very sad, many such cases.

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>>34708382
Ever heard the expression, "at the eleventh hour"

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>>34709352
Got any s*ngle tailed foxes?

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>>34709503
Don't abduct anyone unless the target is a single monster and you're willing to take responsibility. You won't get any money.
Same for bounties.

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>>34709455
Baiken Ochi is a wonderful thing.

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>>34709735
The lilims are getting too damn desperate.
I hope Los makes a follow up.

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>>34709600
>trying to get into your apartment but the key is sticking
>lich neighbour comes out to check on you and asks if you want to stay at her place
>figure you might as well while you wait for the landlord to call a guy to fix the lock
>lich motions for you to sit in the living room while she floats off to make tea
>as soon as you take a seat on the couch a dark elf and oni in police uniforms enter and slap you in handcuffs
>"Breaking into a women's apartment with the intention of rape, huh? There's only one appropriate punishment for sickos like you" the dark elf says as the pair bind your ankles
>lich comes in to see what the commotions about
>dark elf and oni slap her on the back and give her encouragement before taking their leave
And anon's lich neighbour slept with a human daki that night. The end

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>>34709735
YOU'RE WIDE OPEN! Time for an ELBOW DROP!

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>>34709686
Something about a cold, stoic, no-nonsense monster warrior desperate to carry (you)r heirs is really hot for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls have the ability to sense full ballsacks? Like if I was just walking around having not jacked off in a week or two would I get heads instantly snapping in my direction?

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>>34707446

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Got a new comm for my bapho waifu!
https://files.catbox.moe/meppgi.jpg

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>>34709816
If anything the mamono mana exuding from the powerful ones would cause AT LEAST an insta-boner due to your pent-up body

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>>34705800
>Drinking Shog goo with every meal
>Shoggy can now make you cum on command
>It's purple and sticky cum, but cum all the same

Hot

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>>34709918
I love floof snek, such a cutie. I'd snuggle up with her and watch reruns of Steve Irwin all day with her

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>>34709986
I can't get catbox to load but I'm sure it's great going off the thumbnail, looksgood anon.

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>>34709986
That looks fantastic, very happy to see so many Bapho waifufags.
Do you have an artist name for this one? It turned out really well.

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>>34704923
Kiki and Shoggy are two of the best MGs. Everything about them, from their personalities, quirks, and their rivalry, cements them in my mind as two of my favorites. I don't know how I'd choose between them, though, their interaction is part of what makes them so memorable.

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>>34710109
same

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>>34710109
>>34710149
Huh? But it works fine with me??>>34710138
https://skeb.jp/@SPSRC
He draws really good lolis

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>>34710145
Personally, actual shog personality is just a total no-no for me. Not to say it's objectively bad, but I'm absolutely not into that sort of stuff.
Shog with personality of kiki would be dream come true, though

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>>34710093
Perfect for spraying all over and into your kiki maid.

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>>34710188
Thanks, I'll try get something from him sometime.
If you're looking for skeb artists this guy loves doing Baphomet commissions https://skeb.jp/@coral_sky0826
Can recommend from experience.

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>>34710203
what do you think actual shog personality is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710255
try reading the profile?

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>>34710245
Wow that's a lot of baphos, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710275
>absolutely not into that sort of stuff
It sounds like you think their behavior is completely fucked up or something. They aren't that different from Kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710373
They are completely different and you would know that if you read their profiles. Here's a (You), but I'm not going to give you any more.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any monster girls most artists outright refuse to draw? Are most of the ones without much art simply because there's nobody to pay for comms?

[Anonymous No.]

We need another designated maid species to prevent further autism fits from only having two prominent choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710428
most people are amenable to money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710411
Alright, that was a weird talk. Take it easy, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710447
Great for those hard to reach places

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710447
MILF Ocelomaid is a prime choice

[Anonymous No.]

Stick yubis in puppi cunni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710504
She's not a milf, she just has big breasts! And is getting very anxious over being one of the last women in her friend group that hasn't found a husband at her age

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>>34710203

Here's the Shog profile--what makes her a no-go for you? She's a little Yandere, but I kinda like that aspect of her personality, and the implication that she will start replacing bits of your house with herself. A girl who loves you so much that she wants to become your world is pretty neat.

Although her being jealous of me using regular furniture might take a little getting used to...

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>>34710447
As it turns out, the solution is hiring angels. Angels would make sure your house is clean, that you do your studies, fighting and magic lessons, rape you if you stray from the path by failing or having impure thoughts of monster girls, give you a handjob to let your steam our to you don’t get swayed by monster girls, reward you with sex for your duties and manners, and eventually join you when you become a productive full-fledged hero in your quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710447
Uh-oh, she looks upset with me...what'd I do Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710645
You phoneposted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710599
Why do you care? Also you've answered your own question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710599
That was my thought process too, but he seemed to think I was trolling or something when I questioned him.

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>>34710599

And here's Kikimora--honestly the base profile isn't too different from Shoggy. Both are loyal and devoted maids, both seek to serve their masters as thoroughly as possible, and both will assert a certain degree of order into a man's life. The Kikimora is more subtle and laid-back, a Dere-dere instead of a Yandere. But regardless, both are top-tier girls.

A Tsunderer Meido type (Mantis-chan?) or a dommy Ocelomeh Meido are also good options.

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>>34710571
How lucky I would have to be to get one of the sweetest of Christmas Cakes as my maid. I just hope I don't slip up and mention her crow's feet or show her pictures of my sister and her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710690
I'm fond of tsurara maids, who do maid things with or without your consent and input.

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>>34710661
Hey, just curious, I like hearing other people's thoughts on girls. One thing I like about KC is his ability to create a wide range of personalities and quirks in his characters, and it's fun to see the Anon's here expand on them.

What's your top girl, then, if you aren't into Yandere's? You a Tsunderer fan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710717
Mantis-chan it is then--I thought for some reason they were Tsun--what are some good tsunderer MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710786
Atlach-Nacha and Geiza-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710786
Medusa

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>>34710690
Yeah I don't see any difference between a relatively normal maid who pushes you, her master, to be a better version of yourself, and an obsessed slime who wants to replace everything and everyone in your life and eventually absorb you altogether. Literally the same profile. If that's your thing, it's fine, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710786
dragon
vampire

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>>34710810
damn... so this is what threadcanon does to a mf...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710810
I think that thread Anon stuff is mostly for laughs, but I wouldn't mind it at all, honestly. I'm the kinda guy who needs a lot of external stimuli to succeed, so having my surroundings literally be made of a girl who loves me sounds pretty sweet.

Also, the threadcanon of Kikimoras hating the ATF is totally valid IMO

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>>34710704
>anon has a purely professional relationship with his maid
>until his sister dumps her kids on them because she had a last minute meeting and couldn't get a babysitter in time
>goes marvellously as his maid gets along with his nieces and nephews surprisingly well
>as they see his sister and her sister off anon's maid looks at him with heartpupils in her eyes then tackles him to the floor and rips his clothes off
>keeps screaming about how she's going to ride him like this until she's pregnant
>when morning comes she's passed out on top of him
>is very apologetic about losing her composure and the day proceeds as normal
>except that night anon tells her he's going to take her up on her promise and they aren't stopping until she has twins
>she has double heartpupils and tackles him again except it's onto the bed this time
Can't trust any maid who's unmarried over a certain age. They're always just one pent-up day away from snapping and taking you on the foyer floor

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do realize that MGE's mgs are not carbon copies of the entries, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710875
Well as long as she mops up after herself I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710875
*sister and her kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710870
>threadcanon is totally valid
Sure it is, anon, sure it is, as long as we remember that it's threadcanon and not in the profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710894
I don't read the entries exactly because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710447
I want maids of species unlikely to be maids, like Wendigo maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710875
I need Dr. Lich to investigate this phenomenon. Do all monster girls begin to ovulate immediately after seeing children and having someone in mind? Is it only after a certain age that they do this? Is a man in mind required or will they go out and find one? Do younger kids increase a monster's breeding drive more than slightly older ones (i.e. holding a baby will get those ovaries revving faster than an 8y/o)? Lots of questions to ask here.

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>>34710908
threadcanon saved greenworms in my eyes so there's that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710944
Lol, she's be a good maid, except you'd have to do the shopping to keep meat in the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710944
I want a nice Red Slime maid. I'm sure she can find a uniform that keeps the floor relatively clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

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>>34710984
Will she take any meat? I hope she doesn't get picky if all the store has on sale are pork chops and not prime cut beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710972
Based--threadcanon is great because it always adds onto, but never really contradicts, the profile stuff. It really fleshes out the girls, but you can ignore the sillier stuff if you want to.

BTW, what's threadcanon on the centipede girls? I feel a girl who gets insta-lossed by a kissu can't be overrated.

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>>34711035
there used to be a thing where they call them stinky, which is dumb because that's millipedes not centipedes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711089
I blame Alpanon for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful around monsters near the Tentacle Forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710959
>we ran as many tests as possible
>experimented with all kinds of fertility drugs and aphrodisiacs
>we had monsters rape men before and after showing them pictures of babies
>locked old monsters in rooms with a man and young monsters in rooms with a man to prove or disprove the "biological clock" phenomena
>calculated whether the frequency of rape, marriages, and childbirth increased in monster-dense areas when we put up flyers with babies on them and ads for childcare products
>we found the "more daughters you have the closer we get to being able to have sons" adverts to be particularly effective
>had married monsters without children hold a baby then set up a bedroom for them to rape their husbands. We then did the same for married monsters with children and also had single monsters hold a baby then locked them in rooms with single men
>all this and more
>we can say, conclusively that the answer is yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710093
I wonder what would happen if you had sex with that nice human girl at the bakery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711125
oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711013
She'll eat any meat from chicken tenders to prime cut beef, but the better the quality of meat the harder she works
>Wendimaid devours a 50 piece nugget meal, falls asleep in the middle of her work
>Wendimaid gets a wagyu burger with bbq sauce and all the proper burger toppings, she goes into turbo mode and does 8 hours of work in 12 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Would anons a moemon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710555
What's the benefit of fucking dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711035
>but you can ignore the sillier stuff if you want to.
I prefer to ignore it all, no reason to try and pick whatever parts are less retarded. It really says a lot about our society when you need to headcanon MGE girls to make them palatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711268
there was a guy who was drawing monstergirls of the orginal 150
Was okay with it until arcanine and ninetaills (who are both tauric for some fucking resasion)

[Anonymous No.]

Girls rape boys!
Remember that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

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>>34711297
I think i'd get tired of cleaning gazer goo off everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34709610
full version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711297
it's not rape if i enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711282
I don't recall headcanon being used to make girls palatable, just to flesh their personalities or quirks out more

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>>34710211
Based. I feel like Kiki might get a bit put out at first, but I'm sure she'll change her mind when you show her Dr. Lich's findings on Shog slime's effects on male virility

zoom in 1000x to see Anon's Sperm equiped with purple ShogCell power-packs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711356
It's rape if you enjoy it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711443
Holy based redpilled as fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34707487
i got gremlin...and tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711480
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711337
They can probably control it to a degree.
>When I saw the Nureonago, it occurred to me that if a slime type, roper, etc. walked around the house, the house would be soaked... - They can also consciously keep some of their own moisture and mucus from dripping. As for Nureonago, on the contrary, the dampness...
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/491129031337971712

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711551
however, she may do it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711568
She'll straighten up when you put her in a sexy latex suit to stop the drippage, although she might have her dom instincts kicked into overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34706255
Lmao she's STILL a chestlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711672
It's okay big girl don't be embarrassed
Want a nipple rub to calm down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34710786
Manticores too, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>You want to breed me? With the fishnets on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711870
Shes got heart pupils so i take it as a yes. Time to mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711986
Didn't expect to see a jabberwock version of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34709735
>Sorry, I'm not into alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711297
At the risk of causing trouble, I'm still trying to figure out the appeal of this thing. I mean, don't get me wrong. Easily one of my favorite D&D creeps out there; I'm just surprised with how much art it's gotten over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712168
it's not necessary for every girl to appeal to you. They can't all be perfect strikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712168
>I'm just surprised with how much art it's gotten over time.
Majority of it was commissioned by literally one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711986
Masterful work

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711986
kinda kuso

[Anonymous No.]

>>34709776
BAW GAWD! SHE IS BROKEN IN HAFF!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34707487
>Gandharva
>Heads

I won, but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34707487
>Type index
>Tails
ohno

[Anonymous No.]

>Be son to influential noble family
>Parents hire shoggoth maid servant
>As our regular monster girl servants are all on maternity leave after a bit of a debacle pertaining to spiking both the servant's and guard's water with rage shrooms
>Would have no problem with her if she wasn't so damn smug
>Insults me for wanting to be a "Lazy lord", "Despicable despot", etc.
>It's practically and open secret among the nobility that we send heroes, adventurers, tomb raiders and the like to monster girl lands and they get married and we get paid
>Ask her to be fired but the only thing dad likes more than money is his creeping coin mistress and she's just as greedy and she saves us money
>Would ask my cuckquean mom but she's dumber than a wurm so much so she can't realize she's being cheated on for sentient pile of gold
>Attempt to pull the whole master routine with her and make this smuggoth suck me off and see how smug she is then but I always get cockblocked by dad, mom or the gooey gold bitch with a large white splotch in her
>Our giant ass manor and yet it feels like a one room shack with a revolving door
>Know it must be this damn shogs doing
>Luckily nearby ball is being held
>Mention it to mom and tell her how much fun it would be for her and dad to go
>She buys it
>And of course dad brings Mistress Moneybags
>Finally a night alone with my smug servant
>See them off in foyer and the instant the door is closed I grab a handful of shog breast
>Gonna fuck this smug sentient pile of goo into an unsmug sentient puddle
>And unlike so many pornos I don't end up on my back cumming my brains out
>It's the opposite I'm making her lose her form causing her to stain the carpet and foyer like a bitch in heat
>Just then the doors slam back open as mom rushes in saying she forgot her purse
>Completely ignores me and somehow doesn't slip on the shog puddle
>Dad is groping golden girl's doubloons and gives me a thumbs up
>Mom rushes back down finally notices me and tells me to not be so rough with Ms. Goth since she always works so hard
>Wonder how I'll ever live down this embarrassment as the see smuggoth regain enough of her form to smug at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712200
Didn't he consider it his own OC or something like that and got mad when other people started drawing other Gazers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711870
>The fishnet stays on during sex, hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712279
He got mad when hhhori did gazer porn without asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712273
Cuckquean bad. Remove yourself from this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712324
threadcanonhater, why are you still here?
>>34712273
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712313
That's fucked up I hope no other artists draws porn of monstergirls else it'd make me real mad especially if it was porn of Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712346
Oh yeah there's nothing more based than NTR. Go back to fucking /trash/ where you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712313
Like just regular gazer porn? You got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712279
Fuck off ELH.

>>34712313
>>34712355

He just didn't like the type of porn and it was a picture for him. She's already said publicly it was nothing.
Considering the amount of porn he commissions I really doubt he would get mad at someone drawing a porn gazer picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything in profiles that confused you? For the longest time I thought the buying clothes thing in the demon profile referred to her buying men's clothes for (you) and didn't know it actually meant a demon buying clothes (you) want her to wear

[Anonymous No.]

How your Kikimora or Shoggoth addresses you tells much about your relationship.
>Master, I made you some tea, I hope you will like it.
>Darling, I finished the laundry, your favorite sweater is like new.
>Bro, check out the peppers I bought in the market. I'm gonna make some nice chili tomorrow.
>Bitch, come to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712479
Master Darling

[Anonymous No.]

loliabas can't be scary no matter how hard they try

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712489
Master Blaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712517
>Ah, to be so young and foolish

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712517
lolibabas will threaten you with a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712517
what about baobabas

[Anonymous No.]

huah..

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712602
Thicc Dryads can be intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUb_6-XJWQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712479
What does "baby" entail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712699
I was thinking of maid/wife saying "baby" when I started writing that post and yet I forgot to include it, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712699
Shog turns into convertible

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712479
>Bro, check out the peppers I bought in the market. I'm gonna make some nice chili tomorrow.
I wonder how she'd react if you lifted her skirt and started to go to town on her while she's busy making the chili.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712479
What's the middle ground between Darling and Bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712801
Ditch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712801
Dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712787
A skilled maid would jerk you off with one hand and cook with the other until she got to a good stopping point. The MOST skilled maid would wrap her legs around your waist, goad you into supporting her torso with your hands and cook while you go to town. Gyroscopic stability is imperative for a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712479
What if she addresses me "studmuffin"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712479
>Oi cunt, get over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712926
Lusty mommy maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712479
>Cuntslurper2875, please proceed to the fornication chamber at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712801
"Hottie"?
>>34712820
That's more like some variation of "Bro".

[Anonymous No.]

>>34708587
>>34706849
>>34706067
Thanks anons! Glad you enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

[meows seductively]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011
[shakes spray bottle angrily]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011
>meows or wans seductively depending on the moood

[Anonymous No.]

>>34711443
Increased production and virility means you can shower you kiki's upper half with purple sticky cum as part as foreplay before jamming it and knocking her up on the first go.

[Anonymous No.]

OK so I was thinking about getting a new maid to help my Kiki maid out, so I sent off an email to the meido institute asking how to get another one. They sent me a pamphlet in the maid telling me how to get one, but I'm confused. Step 1 is easy, take your Kiki's hand and bring her to the bedroom. I can do that. Step 2 is go under the blankets. A bit stuffy but I can follow. Step 3 is just a picture of the blankets with little hearts all around it. The fuck does that mean? All it says is
>* if you're under the age of 13, ask your parents first!
I'm an adult though so that doesn't matter. Should you just ask your maid if you can't figure this out? Do most Kikis know how to do this on their own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011
>Meows while raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011
[Meows sarcastically]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713062
Yes, you should ask your Kiki, she will know exactly what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713126
she turned your picture into a thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713062
>They sent me a pamphlet in the maid
Wait, they shoved a letter in another maid's gooch and sent her over to you like some fucked up candy gram?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713152
Normally I'm not that stupid so it must be her fault

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011
>conditions you to get a boner whenever you hear that Nyan Cat song

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011
Childhood friend cats are strong

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713197
You just gave me the great idea to beat my meat to Cheshire lewds while that's playing. Going to do this unironically now thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713197
>conditions you to crave oral sex whenever you hear the Meow Mix song

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713167
I mean mail, what can I say, I got maids on the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713266
Better yet, beat off while listening to the meow mix theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>34705172
>We
Evangelion 5.0 You ( Will ) Not Pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713567
That's one fat snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713567
FAT

TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713624
You call that a fat snake? I'll show you a fat snake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713655
Yo is that real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713567
I want to like this but something about it feels off to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713630
>Goth Mommy Lamia

Take me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713670
That is a real fat snake yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713655
>Horny pregnant snek

Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

I like cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713698
Tsuchinoko don't exist, which is why it's perfectly safe to go up any hills that people warn you have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713670
>>34713724
That's just a tsuchinoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713780
That blanket on her horseback looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713833
fluff hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713817
>Horny Pregnant Tsuchinoko

Even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712324
bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713804
so do I

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713804
>Holst delinquent

I want her to press me up against the lockers and tell me I'm her new bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713870
are just as bad as alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713814
This post is suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

I need them meaty old CC hags, they make me feel good, real good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713868
And that's before the changes to make it a cube or even a pentagon.

[Anonymous No.]

Spats

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I like all the art in this thread so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713817
I can't believe tsuchinokos are real

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713868
You mean heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713536
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713986
>lizard
ehh
>lizard with her tail on fire
now we're talking

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best software to run on your automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713011
I already have a wife who rapes me until she's fully cumflated and satisfied with my mind-broken stare on a daily basis.
I can't have multiple wives otherwise i'll get addicted to getting gang-raped and I am not crossing that line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714024

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713992
They can barely believe it themselves.
>>34714048
Install Gentoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714048
MegaMilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714085
They look incredibly bully-able

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714024
radioactive lizard

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine: Grey Goo Girl or Grey Goo Parasite Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714048
Ask any Grem that knows what they're talking about and they'll tell you there's no single best software to run, but in my opinion MaidWife is one of the more versatile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHc1B3h4g

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714048

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714061
she could still set her tail on fire if she's not a coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714097
This must be why they're so hard to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714101
Grey Goo Girl is just a Automaton Shoggoth mix.
Sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714099
I'M WAKING UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>34713986
>>34714024
>Fang lip piercings

Mmmm yummy

[Anonymous No.]

Do you roleplay and/or cosplay with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Is a Shoggoth's biomaterial capable of carrying oxygen?
In other words, can you replace your blood with your Shoggoth maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714282
This is why we need mofu regulations.
No one fox NEEDS that much fluff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714404
Oh no, I'm not falling for this one again miss. shogg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714404
you don't need to worry about it since she'll replace it all eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34709422
>agent cupid tells Anon she needs him to meet with the werewolf to draw her out
>tells him not to worry, officers will be standing by
>Anon agrees
>goes on a date with the werewolves
>trying his best to humor them without getting groped too much
>cupid feeding him lines through an ear piece
>the alpha says that it's about time to "induct" Anon into the pack
>cupid reassures him that everything is fine, even as he's dragged back to the hideout
>when half the pack has finished with him, she shows up with refreshments and raging mushrooms to keep him going
>whispers to him that she needs him to remain in cover until they're all pregnant, just to be sure the whole gang is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714389
All the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714061
what does a member of a weak species like a lizard think they're going to do with that axe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714389
I often do the old saving the princess from the tower routine with my wurm wife,

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714389
She has a vast wardrobe specifically for roleplay and cosplay. How she found someone to tailor all of them to her size, I'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714389
I roleplay as an innocent noble and she likes to be a raider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714617
>"Okay, honey, now you go through the door and save the princess."
>"Dear, shouldn't you be the princess in this scenario?"
>she stares blankly at you before it finally dawns on her
>tells the human princess she can go home now

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when you go on a quest to save a girl, hug and kiss the monster girl whose scary smile and large size scares off everyone else because she is very lonely and needs some cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

I love suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714749
and that's why I was banned from two human kingdoms

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>>34714389
Yes, >>34707812 I let her pretend that she's a sports superstar and I'm a superfan that wants to worship her every move.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate a Christmas cake, or at least try hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

Which is better, an oneesan, a momster, or an auntser?

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>>34714416
Says who?

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>>34714617
>Dragon wife goes out and kidnaps a human princess
>Pulls strings to set you up as a knight on a quest to save her
>Makes sure the tower has a nice big window for the princess to watch her would-be "rescuer" be defeated by the dragon and carried off
>Also drops information that there is a princess in need so one of the actual knights could rescue her

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>>34714855
don't say try, say you will do it because I believe in you, anon

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>>34714868
Cool auntster is the best

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>>34714416
My hunger for mofu is deep enough to make the abyssal depths of the ocean look like a puddle, you know not what you say.

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>>34714048

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>>34714416
SHALL

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>Dark elf tries to be dominant but keeps failing

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>>34714902
I'm gonna fuck the tiger and goddamn carole baskin and the goddamn peta ain't gonna stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714918
Kek

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What kind of sick person would say no to having all their muscles, tendons, vessels, and organs replaced by their shog wife?

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>>34714416
Posts like this only encourage drive by fluffings.

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>>34714992
remember to do your part and impregnate all the endangered monster girls

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>>34714855
I hear you.
Also, I am curious as to what the different troll breeds would be like.

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>>34715012
how does that work, do they load their mofu howitzers and launch mofu out?

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>>34715014
It's a civic duty, really. Also expand their natural habitat by letting them live in your home.

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>>34715032
It involves motorcycles and narrow European streets.

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>>34714991
What a loser

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>>34715033
>Anon-ski, what are little painted men on shelf?

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>>34715033
I will start by taking the oldest one home

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>>34715033
>Crowd of six-to-eight-foot-tall Jinkos take over your house and treat you like combination big brother/butler/kitty you

Nice

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>>34715068
Be careful with Babushka. She's a bit cranky and if you don't make her happy you're going to have a LOT of younger tigers pissed at you.

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>>34715096
They already have competition in the form of my cat.

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>>34715110
Old, big cats are for cumflating tier mating sex.

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>>34715110
Don't worry, she won't have much time to be angry cause I am going to be giving her new little worries to worry about

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>>34715068
Leave the second oldest one to me.

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>>34715127
>>34715129
Oh, good, you already know the secret to handling Babushka. Be sure to stock up on ointment and borscht ingredients.

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>>34715141
I shall, because I'm going to ensure she gets used to that feeling.
It will be excellent training for when she has the actual litter.

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Do you guys prefer mge monster girls where happiness is assured and they are all good hearted at their core even if they might be a bit scary or rough at times, or stuff like d&d in terms of variability some monsters end up being your best friends lovers and family while others commit evil actions cause they want to and/or its in their nature.

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>>34713079
Vehumet heartily approves

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>>34715173
The first because I'm not a /tg/ or spacebattles faggot who wants to change the thing I like

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>>34711274
Kobolds are very cute and have very cute wan sounds.

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>>34715173
First thing because in the second I'm not looking for a wife I'm stopping an actual ancient evil.

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>>34715173
Depending on how "evil" it really is.

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>>34715230
How about they can be as good and as evil as humans, so some give to charity while seeing other walk up to you at knifepoint demanding your wallet.

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>>34714389
A fair bit.She could be the frail bird raped by the big bad human, or the evil tengu raping her slave.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a bad sign when your neighbor is making web dolls of you?

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>>34715289
>evil spider makes a magic voodoo doll of you out of her own silk
>starts rubbing its crotch
>you feel it too

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>>34715289
How old is this neighbor, maybe be worried that they are playing with dolls at an old age?

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>>34715173
Far prefer good hearted at core, but a bit oblivious to it, and really trying their best to be evil- but always inadvertently making people happier for her having done her 'evil'.

[Anonymous No.]

Test

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>>34715429
Test received. Now open the damn portals

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>>34715289
Apply dick as quickly as you can

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>>34714389
roleplay?

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>>34715418
What's an example of Mrs. Wight having a task failed successfully moment?

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>>34715466
>>34714389
https://exhentai.org/s/91f4b80cc5/51794-5

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>>34715033
I only have room for one, but that should be more than enough.

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>>34715429

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>>34715493
Homework ended half an hour ago. Now it's drinking time!

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>>34715493
I prefer gym class

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>>34715518
Seconded

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>>34715493
Sorry miss, i didn't study for a test so can i study your body instead?

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>>34715469
>Ms wight butchers yet another party of adventurers
>They're all girls
>Not a single male adventurer for them to even share
>They all give her puppy dog eyes when they revive, instinctually aware that she can help them
>She's forced to find them all husbands to shut their whining up
Her backlog is enormous.

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>>34713191
I wish I could work at Goblin Inc. I hear they have the easiest work schedules.

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>>34715173
I'd want to live in the first but outside of the MGE I tend to prefer the second. It's fine if nothing goes wrong, but the fact that something could adds spiciness for stories. Basically, >>34715265. I've come to like near-human good/evil interactions even from non-humans. I guess my thinking is just too stiff.

>>34715490
That's a large cat. Perhaps you would prefer two smaller ones?

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>>34715223
Why fuck it if it's cute? Shouldn't you do cute things in return instead of sexy things like giving her your disgusting penis?

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>>34715598
The only way to treat cute things is to make more cute things.

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I like my goblin girls green short and THICC

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>>34715595
>That's a large cat. Perhaps you would prefer two smaller ones?
No worries, we'll work on that.

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>>34715545
But she always delivers right? RIGHT? There aren't any poor zombie girls that get left behind in a cave, are there!!?

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>>34715630
Yes Anon, she always does. And the ones that are waiting simply get maid uniforms and clean up her mansion and attractions.

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>>34714902
>no cool Auntster who will pull me out of school to take me to baseball games/hang out with me just for the hell of it

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In mge can wights devolve back into zombies?

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>>34715670
I don't see how that would happen.

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>>34715289
>CC Arachne neighbor makes small marionette dolls of you and her
>she then shows you from her window across the street just what she’s going to do to you
>you’re just personally surprised how articulated the dolls are

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>>34715696
Level drain? Maybe long-term lack of husband dick due to reasons?

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>>34715696
>Go to a lich
>"I need to level drain my wife"
>Get dick enchanted
>Go back to wife
>Fuck her
>No, really fuck her
>Nail her to the bed for at least a week
>Take a raging mushroom, continue to fuck her into a wight and increasingly zombie like shaped hole in the bed
>Fairly certain she was impregnated at least a a few days ago, and words stopped a day before that, but keep going anyways
>Pull out after a full month, the diminishing returns from her levels finally letting you go soft
>Zombie wife is utterly senseless, but still clingy
>Sleep with zombie wife.

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>>34715644
Your wife must work with some Cupids or something; how does she find that many men who are into Zombies?

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>>34715723
The Cupids in my wife's region don't approve of her methods, but are very appreciative of her results.

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What type of dragons have no wings?

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>>34715706
The latter doesn't make much sense to me, it would make single Wights really transient and the married ones would be so clingy they'd make Shirohebi blush. Level drain, that I could see, though it is a temporary thing.
>>34715751
Wurms and Otohime.

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>>34715629
>Diamond cheshire
Yes please! Gimme that fetish monster

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>>34715751
Ryu?

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>>34715751

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>>34715774
Anon no, you have no idea what will happen!

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>>34715769
Their husband be serious about No nut November

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>>34715791
I know what will happen, and I accept my fate. Whatever degenerate fetish she can think of, I will happily engage with her in. I have no limits.

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>>34715769
Otohime is a dragon?

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>>34715809
Japanese seahorse dragon.
Please understand.

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>>34715598
Because she's a monster girl and she wants it.

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>>34715769
>it would make single Wights really transient
Depends on the rules set. Single wights would be born wights; in that case it'd make sense that you can't "devolve" into something you never were so they'd be safe. Clinginess probably wouldn't be especially necessary unless hubby is gone for a loooong time and you don't have access to any of those remote sex items. They'd probably just save up some energy were hubbies absence planned, and it's not so hard to do in-setting. Also
>Zombie wife finally evolves
>Learns this "Level Drain" spell
>Uses it, but gives a little too much back on the return
>"Wow, honey, that was great! Was it good for you?"
>"Waaaaarm!"
>"Oh dear."

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>>34715800
You think he has a fucking choice?

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>>34715806
>Anon starts dating a Diamond Cheshire
>he thinks he’s about to be in kinky sex land 24/7
>she’s very conservative and traditional
>she doesn’t even let him hold hands on the first date
Would you continue trying to woo her?

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>>34715836
wights can't control their husbands if they just don't consent.

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>>34715845
Then she's not a diamonds cheshire

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>>34715845
Yes, i would and would sing a song for her

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>>34715850
Good husbands don't fall for harmful internet fads.

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>>34706849
>Kinda sad you didn't post it when it's more crowded
I can repost it in the next thread I suppose. Along with a general reminder that Agartha is a thing.

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>>34715933
For me, lets just say my old cc wife often needs to chain me up cause if not, I will just fuck her until I fall asleep

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>>34715836
I wonder how many people that wight has eaten. Judging by that look of hers, surely it's been a lot

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Do monsters ever get guilty when they trick young naive men?
>devious(CC) fox lures(invites) Anon over for some tea and snacks
>she dumps various aphrodisiacs into the tea
>brings it to him ready to unleash the beast
>Anon tells her how thankful he is that she spends time with him
>talks about how lonely he is and how great it is that she's his friend
>fox starts sweating as Anon looks at her with sweet and innocent eyes

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>>34710786
God, manti are such sluts.

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>>34715978
I want this to happen to me

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Doing a comm of me and the waifu cuddling. Can't fuckin wait.

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>>34716005
Excellent

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>>34715978
My waifu likes trying to trick me, so sometimes I fall for her tricks in purpose.
Then she gets all embarrassed once she realizes I was only pretending to get tricked.
But sometimes she knows I was just pretending, so she uses that to pull off an even bigger trick and take me by surprise.

Anyway, foxes suck. Don't trust foxes.

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Plots for momster doujins

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>>34710786
Any monster girl you like.

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>>34716005
Sounds lovely anon.

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>>34716048
That's why you call a professional foxbuster.

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>>34715978
>ywn be invited to have tea with a CC fox
>ywn reveal to her that you're aware she drugged your drink with aphrodisiacs
>ywn tell her that you already took an extreme amount of them and stamina boosters before entering her house
>ywn then chug the tea anyways while maintaining eye contact
>ywn go even further and tear into a raging mushroom just to top things off
bros...

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>>34716005
Sounds like a great idea, always happy to see couple art

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>>34716058
Elf adopts a boy and is surprised to see that the adoption form comes with an optional marriage contract that can be signed at any time. She scoff but 14 years later she's sitting at a table shaking holding a pen ready to sign her name. A womb tattoo appearing on her upon signing recommended.

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>>34715978
>taking a sip of the tea and casually mentioning how it's a crime that someone who can make tea this great with her looks is still unmarried

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Imagine a Tsundere Hellhound

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>>34716084
>krekkov
alright alright cut to the lactation already bub I don't got all day

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>>34716060
She could easily break me with those powerful thick thighs but she prefers to just break my mind

[Anonymous No.]

Modern dark elves are the best, unlike their unwashed primitive wood elf cousins

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>>34716097
I don't think they'd be very good at it.
It's hard for them to pretend to not like someone when they're busy putting a husband-shaped dent in the bed.

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>>34716222
why does she look so confused?

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find 50 tons of rape?

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>>34716333
you have alerted the sandworms

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>>34716368

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>>34716333
Contact your nearest Ushi-Oni. They know where to find that amount.

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>>34716222
I prefer a little forest of hair and some dank to my minge ma'am thank you very much.

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>>34716409
>helpful ushi thinks you typoed
>puts you through to a troll merchant who's selling grapes
>ushi demands you feed her some as compensation

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>>34716261
>”You idiot I’m only fucking cause I’m in heat”
>”As if you taking my first time meant anything you just happened to be there it’s not like I wanted you to take it anyways”
>”No your scent doesn’t send me into heat it’s just you shouldn’t shower after the gym cause you’re gonna take a shower in the morning anyways”
>”I saw you talking to those delinquents on your way home the way they we’re licking their lips”
>”I guess I gotta drain your balls and properly mark you with my scent to make sure you don’t try and knock up any dropouts like the degenerate you are”

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>>34716409
I don't think even an Ushi weighs that much.
You'd need to either have a Sandworm as per >>34716368 >>34716397 or something like a 10ft tall Golem/Automaton made entirely out of pure Iridium.

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>>34716453
>Asking an Ushi her weight
[YOU HAVE DIED]

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>>34716466
Well I'm pretty sure it's not 50 fuckin tons.

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>>34716466
Thats any large monster girl's weakness

[Anonymous No.]

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>>34716502
>Anon asks how much monster girl weighs

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>>34716533
Now, I would do it on purpose cause I love ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716533
My waifu weighs 39,000 tons, give or take.

[Anonymous No.]

I love monstergirls a ton :)

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>>34715173
Good hearted at the core, but with enough edge to make things interesting. No stakes means no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Old monsters are best monsters, prove me wrong

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>>34716636
>tfw no medium titty wrinkled goth GILF that sounds like a chainsmoker and wears clothes one size too small

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>>34716659
this is how wight honeymoons go, no argument.

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>>34711297

I think Gazers are cute as hell because of other design elements. But what’s the appeal of Monoeyes? I can envision almost any other monstergirl being cute as hell. But the one thing I can’t get over is a gigantic eye in the middle of their face.

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>>34716666
Thanks for the fact super satan

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>>34716636
I can't.

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>>34716736
I want to help Punished Cheshy believe in memes again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716767
Are you sure about that?

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>>34716736
>I LIVE MY LIFE. NOT FOR CUM, BUT FOR YOU!
>COCK EATER
>I'M STILLLLLL IN MY BRAAAA
>COCK EATER
>horn arrangement blaring

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>>34715751
theres also the drake, often misidentified as lizardgirls or salamanders

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>>34716816
any1 else got a cheeky fiver on the churchboys to take home the pallibowl?

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>>34716736
Haha, very funny cheshire, now help me get out of here, I don't want to spend the rest of my life in wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716772
I did it anyways

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to attract a mantis? Being an inept hunter that can barely knock an arrow and has to order out every night or being a professional hunter that has a fridge full of deer?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing makes a golem happier than writing on her lists of rules that she gets a morning hug each day

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>Lose an arm in an accident
>Your Shoggoth maid replaces it with a new one made from her
>She's pouty because you were running late and left without giving her the standard 45 minute quickie
>She decides to fuse your fingers together and make you walk around like you have a flipper instead of a hand
>Have to go home on lunch and really give her the business before she changes it back

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>>34716874
All monster girls need hugs

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>>34716963
This is true.
But your golem will function better knowing she gets at least one.

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>>34716971
>just one hug
No, I am giving her all the hugs

[Anonymous No.]

Confess.

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>>34716986
I love my wurm wife verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry much

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>>34716990
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716986
As much as I love monster girls, I think I would ultimately prefer a human wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716986
I've seen animations with a sloshing sound effect for when the breasts jiggle and I think that would be the hottest thing for holstaurs and slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717003
explain

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>>34717003

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>>34717014
>>34717015
>simultaneous disapproval from foxes
What did they mean by this? Well, anyway, I just think that in a world of monsters, human girls would be forgotten, and I'd want to cherish a girl who'd feel insecure about being a plain Jane.

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>>34717030
Then just don't make her a plain Jane and make her a monster retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717050
But that sends a message like "all girls should become monster girls if they want to be loved"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717030
I think that's really considerate of you anon. That said>>34717050 is right.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I scared monster girls away with my smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>34712937
Wouldn't that be more of a bunyip thing?

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>>34717063
Well who the fuck would want to love a h*man girl with mamono around

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>>34716911
>Shoggy makes you jerk off during lunch with her hand
>She's surprisingly good at this, feels amazing
>Blast a fat load all over her hand and arm
>It slowly soaks into the purple slime
>You hear a faint exclamation of "Yummy!" In your wife's cute voice
>Hand gropes you for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.]

Rememeber, all your monster girl probelms can be solved by applying enough dick

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>>34717106
Nah, autism snek is cute and shy--she's quiet and thoughtful, and only really speaks her mind after a long lovemaking session, or when she's really relaxed and free of anxiety. A thorough tailbrushing usually does it, but then you might have to deal with random airplane noises or her thoughts on cheese, or an endless series of goofy puns.

They are sweet girls, but very strange

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>>34717146
>End up in situations where you have to try and hold back your own hand from molesting you
The horrors the monster threat inflicts on men cannot be overstated

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717146
>hand glued to crotch after cleaning self up in bathroom
>have to spend the whole day fending off monsters thinking you're jacking off in the office, when you're being jacked off

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[Anonymous No.]

Gonna capture wild cats for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

is there no room for liking monster girls AND normal human woman?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Ochimusha gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717222
What is dhampirs, parasite slimes, dark mages, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717212
Thats a pretty water wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717222
No, human women are hopelessly outmatched.

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>>34717228
got that pslime drip

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>>34717014
Tall, elegant foxes with fat fucking mofu are a dream. I don't care if they're scheming little vixens, I'd knock up my fox wife until she's too busy foiling our daughters' schemes to bother with her own. Meanwhile, I'd brush her hair and tails every night and serenade her every day.

Monstergirls can't resist The King: https://youtu.be/vGJTaP6anOU

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>>34717234
>Finish karaoke
>Out of breathe and blushing from the final chorus
>"Haha that was great, you had a great harmony on the second verse!"
>"Haha, yeah, you too. I love you!"

Did she just say what I think she said?

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>>34717239
Based and mofupilled.

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>>34717222
it's fine if you do, but this is the monster girl thread. At best, human women are a fine blank canvas for something beautiful to be made of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717246
call her bluff and give her the old "I love you too"

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[Anonymous No.]

how about monster girl knight saves the prince

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34717276
I would do this on purpose

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>>34716659
what a great video

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, it's me, KDF. I got a new commission of my Kobold daughteru! I love her very much.

https://imgbox.com/3pEkEeKM

[Anonymous No.]

Does species racism exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717327
KDF, would you really dick your daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717290

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>>34717215
>Anon makes a name for himself for being the premier cat breeder
>From werecats to ocolemehs, if it is a feline, he can catch it
>Rumor is he managed to catch a cheshire, but nobody can confirm anything
>On what was supposed to be a day off, Anon heads back and finds the cats in varying degrees of freedom
>Some looked like how he left them, some appeared to hastily getting back into their bindings, and some were completely free
>Turns out they could have broken out at any time, but stick around because Anon was doing what they would have wanted anyways, and they figured they could keep him happy by acting like they were trapped, and had a panicked rush to try and keep up appearances when Anon showed up unannounced

[Anonymous No.]

Could exposure to DE cause a human man to become an incubi before even meeting a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717327
nice!

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>>34717337
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717327
That's not how you love your daughteru, dude... Gonna crank one out to this later.

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>>34717353
How does your waifu feel about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717228
It appears this slime carrier is leaking. She should get that checked. Usually its a result of lack of dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717343

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>>34717368
She's just as into it as I am, she loves doing sexy things with her too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717327
I really like the artist you commission. Very nice art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717343
Yeah. The sabbath guide even mentions tryna get fit in demon realm infused era would turn you into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717378
What other degenerate things do you do with your wife and daughter besides bondage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717379
Thanks anon!

>>34717395
I could go on for hours anon, some of it isn't suitable for this thread though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717327
the puppi cunni king returns

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>>34717404
We could discuss this somewhere if you'd like

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717395
>Take them for picnics in the park
>Teach my daughter how to paint with watercolors
>Take my wife out to a nice restaurant and treat her to a nice meal and a bottle of wine, then sneaking off to the bathroom for a quicky

[Anonymous No.]

WHITE BOYS FUCK DOGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717444
But I'm white and I fuck worms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717428
No offense to you anon but I don't like handing out info on here. If you can find me on discord or something though that would be fine.

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>>34717327
Loli butts drive me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717444
Do they fuck horses too? Like, centaurs, bicorns, etc.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717454
Darn, I hope I see you somewhere, then. I would like to draw something for you for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717494
Big fat horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717524
Mmmm, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717521
That's very kind of you anon! I'm usually lurking here, I also have a twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717521
What's to stop you form doing it here? I want to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717444
I fuck cats...cat, bat, things.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful anon, the extremists have let slip the hounds of war!
After giving them your stolen underwear so they can track your scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717613
What should I draw? Her daughter is so cute and sexy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717639
His*
Excuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717639
She loves latex, bondage, and anal toys! She's also go t a pretty big oral fixation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717639
cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717639
Don't ask me, ask him.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717653
I've never drawn anything like that before but i'll do it to test my skills. Maybe i'll draw an extra piece of sketch her getting vaginal because i've never seen any vaginal art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>curtseys in your path

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717736
>she then scuttles away under the fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716695
>Age:1038

[Anonymous No.]

What have you done to protect yourself from the monster threat? Wouldn't want to be dragged away in the middle of the night, right Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714426
Imagine being so dense years pass you now have many daughters and live with the pack, but still waiting thinking that agent cupid will do something eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717063

The message of the Monstergirl genre as a whole is that the Mamonos deserve to be loved anyway despite their sometimes horrifying traits. It’s kinda dumb to flip that back around to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

One thing that sucks about having a wife who's fetish is cumflation is when you cumflate her but doesn't piss all the semen and keep it stored somewhere out before going out in public.
People who know you and you wife will see her tummy and wonder how she got pregnant in such a late stage the day after they see her with a flat stomach.
They're gonna know what I do to my wife and i'll be embarrassed because my wife refuses to release the cum into a reserve jar or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717823
Oh no! What is she saying?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717836
>Allright, I am so intrigratd into the pack that they could never expect me to be feeding insider info
>Though I haven't given an update since daughter number 23.... seventeen years ago...
>They must really want enough evidence to get them all at once, huh? Well I am happy to help bring down these menaces to society, though I do wish cupid would hurry up, my pelvis hasn't stopped aching since day one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717878
Something about daughter number 53

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717823
Am nude, sweaty, horny, and sleping in the oddly formed cave and all I have is my dick to slap with

[Anonymous No.]

Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717934
suck

[Anonymous No.]

How is an Evil Elf Mistress ever redeemed or "made good" in the world of MGE? Mamono Mana (tm) as usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717993
why change perfection? I would help my wife in her shenanigans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717993
She doesn't have to be, she was always just misunderstood(tm).

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717629
Rats?

[Anonymous No.]

What is you waifu's favorite food
>inb4 cum

[Anonymous No.]

What is the cringiest or most embarrassing thing a Griffin girl can ever do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718093
Get overprotective of her stuff in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718093
Lay an egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717823
I married a good girl. Safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718062
kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718062
SHE'S LYING ABOUT HER HORNS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718150
So it's fairly common for a Kikimora maid to sexually assault or unconsensualy kiss the still single no-relastionship male member of the household?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718093
Fail at playing maracas

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718158
Are they fake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718162
She can't help it, he makes it too easy to love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718170
1. no, but she thinks they are
2. Helltaker lore says that demon horns whiten with age, her profile says she's painted hers to look older as shes a relativly young demon in comparison to lucy and beelz

[Anonymous No.]

When you are visiting the Desert Lands. What ever you do, do mention Undead Mamono. Do not call Pharaohs "undead" and most importantly. Never NEVER EVER speak or talk about vampires in the desert lands. For it upsets and angers the Desert Lands people and Desert Monstergirls die to some long ancient history that I can't really remember. Did really pay attention in history classes that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718093
>Most embarassing thing a Griffin girl done

Getting caught by her friends being a fangirl for Emperor Karl, having posters and artwork and a Dali of him as a younger youthful lad. And having a cellphone ringtone of him literally saying "Summon the Elector Counts."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718366
Does she get flustered when she meets a dude who knows how to use a war hammer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718366
>>34718405
>turns out, Griffin surprisingly end up as girlfriends and waifus to /tg/ nerds and geeks thanks to Warhammer Fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718302
no, i like the undead and im going to let them know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718093
Exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718451
what kind of shirt would you wear? "undead lover"? "cold wombs only"? "wight maker"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718496
id have to go with the "wight maker"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718496
>"That's it, Wight-san. Show Master your affection."
>"Tch, how could a noble such as myself sink to serving a commoner?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718496
>>34718602
DAS WIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714282
Oni wife came home drunk again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718602
how snooty can Wight-san be when she sees Kiki-chan pregnant with many children? results work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718646
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718646
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718054
Cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718646
>help your drunk waifu in
>she looks guilty at be caught at such a state
>quickly go to the fridge and chug some beers
>slur that you can have a good time together
>drunk waifu pounces
Make sure to help your waifu in her time of need!

[Anonymous No.]

Went for a run. It was too hot. I'm completely done with this dehydrating, hot world. I'm diving in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718496
>>34718602
dis nice art

[Anonymous No.]

Nice
Cock
Masssstaaahhh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719080
Never send a dick pic to a shogg, they're never stop complementing you on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719097
>mastah I showed you my Necronomicon now answer me

[Anonymous No.]

Be aware that monster nuns are prone to cock worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719171
What a coincidence; I'd like to make those thighs into my altar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34706513
You do realize that's just a respect thing for the Japanese right? The Yakuza thing is from a single tweet with no evidence and idiots took it at face value and now people are actually going around parroting bullshit. No one will actually give a shit if you make porn or not. It's basically the same thing with Blizzard trying to go after the porn or Levine telling people to stop making porn of Elizabeth from Bioshock.

[Anonymous No.]

If your wife doesn't look like this, you're doing something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719158
I want a shog to show me her Necronomicon while I try to pronounce her true name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719255
She's a harpy so she just lays eggs instead, what do you want me to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719255
Damn right
I'll make sure the fox never has a period in her life again

[Anonymous No.]

I like mge but i dont like the concept of monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719410
haha cool no one asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719410
So?
MGE has plenty of options of you want a harem or stuff like that.
Unless you're talking about just not wanting a relationship and just wanna fuck, then you're more than welcome to think that monster girls don't fall in love with the fist cock they suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719410
There are multiple monsters that have harems as a major element of their core identity. Bicorns are just the most famous.

Monsters can only bond with one man, but multiple monsters can bond with the same man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718602
>Wight lost to anon in rhythm games
>has to work in a maid cafe as part of the bet
That anon's gonna get milked dry by her claws soon

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna challenge the biggest baddest wight out there and 1 shot her with a phoenix down

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714902
I;m thinking about thos beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716871
>what's the best way to attract a mantis?
Being bald, overwheight, morally unhinged.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine summoning a succubus who doesnt know about summoning
So her first question isn't about who summoned her but "Where the fuck am I?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719255
If doing this is wrong then I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34718496
>cold wombs only
You have gotten the attention of an Ice Queen, Tsurara-onna, and Glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>This Dragon Hunger Fruit I recommend to people of small stature who involuntarily shudder at the sight of very large amounts of dragon food. It is also called a demonic walnut, which can only be found in dragon graveyards filled with the magical power of zombie dragons. It has a hard shell covered with dragon-fang-like spikes, but its contents are surprisingly soft and have a sweet flavor like ripe fruit and can be easily put in your mouth. This fruit contains the "Greedy Magic Energy" of zombie dragons and even if you eat just a little, the feeling of hunger will quickly begin to dominate your body, causing the urge to eat more meat and fatty foods. Then, after you eat this fruit, the more culinary foods you eat, such as those that make up dragon food, the more the magic in your body will change to a feeling of fullness and fill you with happiness! The actual effectiveness is very high, and if you, being caught by the sensation of the sweet smell, take two more fruits in your mouth, when the food is finished, the magic power will not disappear and will continue to remain in your body, transforming into a "carnal desire" However, for the relief of those men who have finished their lavish and generous meal, no doubt this "dragon hunger" will make them attractive to others - those who will no doubt come close to get their "human dessert"

Hungry but not too hungry? just eat the nut

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to watching vids of Penguinz0 making fun of super overpriced penthouses and a couple of mansions.

Do you think or imagine a Wight noblewoman or a vampire noblewoman or a Danuki or ANY rich Monstergirl would buy and live in these super expensive luxury penthouses or mansions?:

https://youtu.be/KumWtUkIvCk
https://youtu.be/rrpOPSj9OMc
https://youtu.be/jV3jKbTId1I
https://youtu.be/UojFjwVFTI0
https://youtu.be/QTYDOR-mg7g
https://youtu.be/yBD7sJzOLsc

And then there's this luxury superyacht

https://youtu.be/MBTFGz-DM6M

Would filthy rich mamono buy, own and reside in these properties? And would you also live in such a place with your wealthy Monstergirl Waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34720529
I only eat senzu beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>34720680
No, they're too modern for them. Think more like a very well upkept castle, mansion, or manor that's been around since medieval times. Colonial era at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34720529
Reminds me of Mario Kart shells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34720988
The trauma of Ol' blue runs deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717283
Titania would enjoy it. Also a Unicorn knight would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721323
We're going to need more breast-plate stretchers for this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34720941
Okay I guess you're referring to Wight and vampire noblewomen. But I guess the Danukis and Goblin Merchants wouldn't mind and are okay with purchasing and residing in tacky overpriced modern mansions and or NYC style penthouses with copious amounts of marble and cringe modern artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

I fuck moving corpses

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721806
Did Dr. Lich scramble anons brain again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721806
Good, they need it.

[Anonymous No.]

Wights may rule the realm above ground, but the catacombs are lawless, ghoul territory

[Anonymous No.]

I have a strong desire to be at the center of a Manticore cuddle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721836
I am so scared that my dick is scared stiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721856
This, but with ghouls instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721836
Did the Wight ruling the catacombs go native or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolf trasformations are underatted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721818
No, I am a lover of all that is dead and BARREN

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721919
>kikis are a werewolf subspecies
Does this mean that if a woman gets bitten by one she turns into a maid at the next full moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34719358
I need massive mammaried mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722051
The proud knight turns into a maid by night

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721836
We'll see how lawless they are when I go down there and mention how I'm looking for a cute trad wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722270
>cute trad wife
She's going to misunderstand and jump you while jazz music is playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721836
Robutts suck better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34720680
>ultra rich anon sails throws a party on his superyacht with his friends
[excited Kraken noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34714902
I will never lose to Jinko headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite image of your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722513
Why are tentacled girls such perfect waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722504
Verifiably false

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722537
https://i.imgur.com/jmzzzoE.png
Black harpies are for intense dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722535
*pap*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34721806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUbparLntKY

[Anonymous No.]

glowing eyes are probably nothing to be worried about

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722605
t. Basilisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722605
Why is miss nun looking at me like that. I came to confess that I am at my wits end trying to prevent myself from commiting sins

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722605
But irregular breathing isn't. Come on, I'll take you to the doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722605
https://nhentai.net/g/358676/
Repent, sinner!

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself a cute Sidhe to massageyour hands after a hard day of drawing!

[Anonymous No.]

Fallout 4 but it's monster girls instead of mutated creatures and human npcs

>Wake up from being put on ice
>See the crazy automaton your neighbor bought 200 years ago hanging out with some beezles
NOPE!
>Make your way to Concord
>Lonely dog girl at the service station rummaging through garbage
Nah senpai, I ain't got time for babysitting this dumb bitch.
>Couple of vamp mosquitos sucking blood from a dead animal
>Knock 'em upside the head and press on
>Fight between some p'orcer raiders and helpless group of humans
Not worth my time. Besides I wouldn't want to deny those p'orcers some plunder
>Sneak past them undetected
>Make pace for Lexington
>It's getting late and I'm hungry
Oh nice, an old grocery store, surely I'll find something to munch on there and then rest my head for the night
>Rummaging through the store
>Find a can of chips that aren't too stale
>Hear some noises in all directions
>Get swarmed on by ghouls
>Accept my glorious fate as I crunch that last chip
Take me to paradise, ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

I won't wear out my welcome, friends, but I decided to make the first Sylvie's Bar comic free and give it away. I already uploaded it to Exhentai and so on, but the higher-res version is on Itch for anyone interested. May include the textless versions at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

humans exist to help increase dark elf population

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723305

Kobold Training Guide is almost done, and I've got more plans for other monster girl content when that's complete. One/two-pagers, short LN stuff, maybe some CG sets, etc. Hopefully moving forward I'll be able to make more and more things publicly free, instead of quietly uploading to the usual piracy sites. There's a subscription thing I made, but I won't shill that bullshit here. If you want to find it, it's out there.

Anyways, enjoy. Excuse my faggotry and remember your waifu loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723241
Wonderful but I express myself through writing rater than drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723241
Like palm reading but with her whole body. That must feel so good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723305
Based, I paid for it already but I'll be sure to give it another read.
>>34723335
CG sets sounds very interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723335
but does she though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723335
I'm glad it's free but stop this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723335
I saw the WIPs on your subscription page. I'm interested in the fucking-the-bitchy-but-hot-boss story here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723385
It's only going to get worse and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723335
Is the boss getting the bang this time around? I remember seeing her getting bukkaked losing to a few cocks last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723241
Good idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723457
The pussyboy waiter she bullies ends up domming her hard and turning her into his personal fucktoy.

The ending of Kobold Training Guide implies that he ends up taking over the entire operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723520
>spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723305
What species is the girl on page 7 of the lonely hearts special that makes a duplicate of the guy?
Does he have to fight his clone afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723563
The succubus isn't content with one guy, so she hypnotizes two to get them to double-team her. The hypnosis starts to wear off after she nuts and she's not too worried about it.

No fight, but definitely a weird scenario. And fair enough, we made the dudes look a little too similar maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34715751
Komodo Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723620
Oh, I see now. I just kinda assumed she was some obscure monstergirl I didn't know about to make it fit with what I thought it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723520
A bit self-inserty, but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717327
All anons should be jealous of how sexy this cunny bitch is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716466
>>34716533
>ask a big girl her weight
>she gets flustered, almost angry
>"Yeah, girls under 300kg just don't do it for me."
Instant success, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723716
I've mostly kept original monsters out of Sylvie's Bar, sans Sienna the seahorse knight and Willow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717063
Seek to better yourself.
It doesn't matter that the mino would love me by virtue of being a male, I'm trying to shape myself into a worthy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723305
>>34723335
>>34723620
Absolutely fucking disgusting faggy gangbang shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724105
To be fair, only the first one has gangbangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717327
Long time no see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717823
I'd learn some magic and fighting to protect myself in adventures. Unless I end up encountering a high rank monster I'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717063

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723943
Lets hope your ribs can handle the pressure

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724185
Is it really a hug if it doesn't at least crack 3 bones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34722585
Are the ear spirits part of her, or did they die separately?

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate ancient evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717050
>her a monster retard
I don't think that monster retard is an improvement
Monster smart like Haku would be better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724227
>Is it really a hug if it doesn't at least crack 3 bones?
t. Dire Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724499
As a superstar cop I'm placing you under arrest, lady.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Are contracts still binding if you can' read them? Like if you signed the receipt at a Zipanguese restaurant and it was actually a hidden demon contract would that still be binding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724756
We're going to need a bigger boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724766
Yes. Read what you're signing before you put ink to paper

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724756
Missed this shark and Praline too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724766
No of course not, my danuki wife prepares all the papework for me to sign and she assures me their is nothing funny contained within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724797
How is that fair if you couldn't read moonrunes though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724832
Doesn't matter. You signed it, so it's valid. It doesn't matter if it's in a different language. It doesn't even matter if she used magical and/or invisible ink. Once you sign it you've accepted the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

Which species is the best for that sexy nazi gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724861
Oh okay. Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724864
Amerimutt (male)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724864
Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724864
Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724933
>during their occult studies the SS discover a Wight
>soon they have a Wight in a snappy uniform teaching them about ancient artifacts
I can see how this could work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6aZ7hHD3G0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724904
This oc has some real spicy drama behind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725034
Let's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724966
SHE CAN'T BREED

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725046
Oh lets

[Anonymous No.]

>>34708230
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Look, I just want to be pinned under a lamia's big, fat, snake tail. Not even coiled up, just stuck under it while she dozes off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725284
I want to hold the tip of her tail like it's a hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>34724832
Then don't sign it.

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu comes in many forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725615
Wait there's flying mofu now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725615
>mofu now available via aerial delivery

[Anonymous No.]

>How vulgar. As expected of mayflys.
>I guess it really is our duty as a superior race to take care of you monkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741
In many forms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725811
I'd rather marry a monkey myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741
No where is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741
Bats are known for their fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725928
Smelly bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725928
Bats are highly social animals so her being alone is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725928
I like my bats lean

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725928
fat bat tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725811
Dark elves are superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726262
We must test this.
Time to see which flavor of elf can carry the most daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726262
I prefer loli delf maids with the red tribal tattoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741
Just bring it to the dealership and we can install mofu on your current waifu, or get you into a brand new mofu of your choice today, guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741
Lots of birds are fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to Wurmbro? I haven't seen any of his art recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726711
I am still here and post every so often

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726745
What have you been drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726753
gimme a sec

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725928
Can she even fly with ass and tits like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726753
>>34726711
Here is what I have been doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726826
Oh no, is anon going to be ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726835
don't worry, she told me this is how she refuels

[Anonymous No.]

>809 Posts
Were gonnna make it to 1000 bros, Just sit tight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34717823
Just wear a wedding ring but say your simply engaged instead of married.

[Anonymous No.]

Its all fun and games till the wonderland degenerates find your fetish folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726875
I will make it so. What does your waifu do to make you smile from ear to ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
>Time stop, impregnation
>Mind control, impregnation
>excessive amount of cum
>portal sex
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726864
So this is a nightly occurrence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726954
>Anon tries this with a slime
>Ends up just him being floating inside her.
>"You know, it doesn't feel how i imagined it would".
>Except it just comes out as a bunch of liquid muffled gibberish.

Sometimes things don't work quite right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34723300
Fallout New Vegas is way better. Gimme that Ghost Person, Cazador, and Nightstalker pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741
What do you think Manticores are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
>spanking
Oh no, whatever will they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727089
Fallout 76
>Todd Howard sells you a helmet full of Matango spores

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
>long tongue
I'm gonna get milked by a Wock's tentacles aren't I

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727120
A big fat meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>34725741

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727142
Your mom is a big fat meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727138
>Excited akaname noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727133
Fallout: The Frontier
>Your Deathclaw pussy is not the Deathclaw pussy you imagined

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ugly" bitch tanuki threatens to raise the taxes in anon's village by 100%
>Up to anon to "convince" her that the tax rate is way too high and to show mercy
>Humors him by letting him talk a bit while leading him into her private bedroom
>Then makes him a deal
>For every time he creampies her she'll drop 1% off the village's taxes, for every time he makes her cum she'll drop it by 2% and if he knocks her up it'll drop by 50% for every kid
>Month later it's announced that the village won't have to pay taxes thanks to anon shrewd business sense
>Even got a job at her manor as a personal assistant
>On the side note lady tanuki is expecting twins but no word of who the father is yet

[Anonymous No.]

Stop the Elf hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727138
That was happening anyway. Anyone who doesn't have that fetish before they get wocked is gonna have it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727196
Gonna give this Nuki so many children she will have to start paying taxes to my village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727203
Only for elf matrons with this body and at least a triple digit age

[Anonymous No.]

Women age

Elves ripen

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
>Transformation
Huh. This could go a number of different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
Luckily my waifu isn’t a Wonderlander.
And flayer therapy is still an option!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the deal with the elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727270
Undersexed and overburdoned

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727270

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727283
This is one of my favourite elves, that entire doujin is perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727249
Your mother sure ripened, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727270
Overproduced and under-desired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727286
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727270
Rape-bait of fantasy worlds
“I will never lose to orcs!”
“Damn goblins! I will never lose to you!”
“I love tiger dick (from I was reincarnated as a Behemoth)”

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727300
I'm only interested in elves if I can get a large harem of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727231
Oy gevalt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34706606
Deonora would immediately put a stop to that bullshit. Shithead Elves chasing off tourists looking for romance dramatically reduces her chances of finding a charming young husband, so they'd be effectively cockblocking an extremely thirsty godlike dragon empress. All of her single knights and subjects would be right there with her to rub those Elven faces in the mud and humble them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727270
They're waiting for you to propose and give them a big kiss on the lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727384
What if that catches on and humbling elves in mud becomes a tradition that visitors want to participate in? That could really backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727249
I wish to be this Elf's human attendant.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a group of actual little boys gang up and bully a grown adult demon or a succ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727480
If your trying to imply some gangbang shit then no. It goes 100% against the setting and this thread. Go to /d/ or /trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727498
what, no, I was just wondering how a monster can deal with a bunch of bratty young boys because they're usually assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727519
Not even ancient evils are safe from being called old hags, in fact it's even worse for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727480
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727498
Gangbangs go 50% against the thread since ffm is allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

Nazrin is giving you a present! Why don't you open it up!?

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, ancient evils are nice, but can I get a young, inexperienced evil so we can usher in a new age of darkness together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727498
Potions usually fly but if it's actually different people then yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727585
Because she's too cute for me to lewd. Doesn't make my penis excited, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727498
Gangbangs are fine as long as it's a dopple potion.

[Anonymous No.]

I got very depressed midway through drawing a dancing werewolf. How do I cope with portals not opening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727582
doppel potions exist too so closer to 30% illegal, it's really only sluts riding the cock carousel we distaste

[Anonymous No.]

So what did this guy do to get himself petrified

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727636
He surprise tongued the cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727543
>hag demon is pushed to the brink of her patience by a group of boys she's babysitting for her friends
>she's had enough of their jokes
>as her curvy, mature form looms menacingly over the group, she reminds them that she is a very powerful mamono
>they really should do whatever she tells them to do
>scene change to her driving them around and coercing them to wingman for her at different locations by buying them videogames and pizza for every attempt
>she's just that desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727636
the weird part is she dressed him up in the armor afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727620
By channeling that depression into more draws. Embrace your loathing like all the greats. Jokes aside I hope you feel better soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727636
Said Hi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727636
He joked about already being rock hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727620
You can draw better than all but maybe 5 people on this thread so give yourself more credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727651
>scene change to her driving them around and coercing them to wingman for her at different locations by buying them videogames and pizza for every attempt
I think I remember that scene from an Adam Sandler movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727235
I accept elves with this body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727785
Based, bet she has a bush too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727825
Even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727825
I wonder what it smells like

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727838
it would smell of elf

[Anonymous No.]

What if a monster gets pregnant with her husband before he has accepted the marriage. Will having sired a daughter with her make it easier for him to accept the marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727867
p in the v is the wedding ceremony, dumby, hes married whether he wants to or not

[Anonymous No.]

What if a monster gets pregnant with her husband before he has accepted the marriage? Will having sired a daughter with her make it easier for him to accept the marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

touch the kot tumme

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727889
>p in the v is the wedding ceremony, dumby, hes married whether he wants to or not
I'm not talking about getting married, I'm talking about accepting being married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727892
After getting mamonobama from a girl, the man is pretty much done for. Whatever he does, if he runs away, he'll eventualy crave her so much that he'll come back on his knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727892
Paternal instinct has to kick in sooner or later. I wonder among how many oviparous monster species the male is supposed to look after the egg, that could be faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727892
I mean you could always go out for a pack of smokes or go buy milk and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727894
>Touch kot tumme
>Wraps legs and arms around you
>Now the kot touches you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727894
I do ya one better, I'll blow a raspberry on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727937
Now if she puts me on her lap and gives me headpats, that would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727934
>Anon goes out for cigarettes
>As he exits the 7/11 a familiar voice says you know those will kill you anon.
You can't escape youkai anon, they will haunt your ass to the ends of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728001
Shoggoth can make you cigarettes that are good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727825
>>34727837
>>34727838
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728099
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728046
What are the benefits of inhaling vaporized Shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728099
>he doesn't like thicc women and hairy pussies
you are gay as fuck, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728131
Non that science can find, but shoggoth have said they work great to help there mastahs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728001
That's funny, I thought the youkai only live in Japan? All I gotta do is leave for the USA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728147
>How to bully shoggoths with a piece of chalk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34727894
Fill the kot tumme

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728171
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

What is best cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728329
The one that licks my penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728329
Big cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728329
the one with scales
https://youtu.be/anBTeCyXyog

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728329
The ones with big soft squishy paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728329
As someone has pointed out, the Jinko. Just read Amoeba's Jinko story if you need proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728329
the biggest ones

[Anonymous No.]

Who is your favorite waifufag OC? What about least favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728432
Pee pee poo poo by pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728329
Cheshire, she just does what the hell she pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728432
Most of them are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>Barbariank is closed for commissions at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728395
>>34728406
>>34728363
>>34728412
>>34728457
All correct, save for one trait. She gonna be at least 200 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728159
Kitsune are extremely adaptive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728534
He doesn't do them often due to bad experiences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728432
Wightfag's girl is both very attractive and horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728554
is there a difference between notamerican mofu and zipangese mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728575
How about teutonic mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728575
Aside from marginally greater assertiveness, mostly the existence of “wild” ones. Pretty much all Zipangu mofu is civilized (even if Youko.)
On the other hand, if you wander off into the continental wilds, the foxes you find there will be much rougher, practically solitary werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728534
Don't they have their commissions closed most of the time?
Lots of artists don't have commissions open all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728457
Until she does what you don't like...

[Anonymous No.]

best mg for gussy? (glove pussy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728701
Just get a Manticore if you like stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728707
but manticores have big fluffy hands, how can they wear normal gloves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728743
>manticore tries to pleasure you with her gaping, stretched gussy
>you can't even feel it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728743
Tailpussy is similar enough to glovepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728543
Would marry an old single Jinko on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728779
but manticores don't wear their tails on their hands all the time, they're nothing alike.
>>34728773
beastmen have loose gussies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728432
Favorites are Wockfag and Wightfag. I won't name a least favorite because I refuse to shit fling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
>Domination/submission play
>Impreg risk play, reproductive CNC
cool and good
>older, younger sister incest roleplay
little bit uncomfortable but OK so long as they don't try to look like my actual siblings for some reason
>consentplay, bondage, drugging, sleep/knockout rape
starting to feel a little rustled
>cuckquean parasitic pregnancy
please stop
>tentaclerape, insectmonster bestiality
NONONONONONONNONONONONONONONO
all my best monstergirl fantasies include a loving waifu who will help me scrub that shit out of my brain. i just want to be clean ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728909
>cuckquean parasitic pregnancy
Anon, please don't give me any more fetishes than I already have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
Whatever Wonderland degenerate would go for someone with fetish for muscular women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728909
I'm sure the wonderland girls will be nice enough to let you go and direct you to your local SnuggleStation Yeti Clinic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728887
>refuse to shitfling
Address me by name you coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
Most of my fetish folders are just impreg and pregnancy stuff.
So I'm probably fine, with a baby-crazy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728909
>>cuckquean parasitic pregnancy
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728940
>laughs in spade trumpart

[Anonymous No.]

Taking an idea from the bushel kindly offered up here, with my wife clawing up a cute little heart in an apple for my lunch. Of course the apple is perfectly edible, why do you ask?
New commission, this time featuring wight claws in various parts of the world. Would (you) unseal an irritated Zipangese wight?
https://files.catbox.moe/u77fdy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2hok1v.png
https://files.catbox.moe/osbp51.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728886
Tailpussy is pretty much glovepussy but way better unless you're into the satiny whatever feel of gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728909
>older sister incest roleplay
Based as fuck
>sleep/knockout rape
Also based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728976
I'd unseal her and ask why she's so irritated

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728953
No, I'm not going to name my least favorite because just like the bullshit of going 'Who's the worst writefag/drawfag', you're trying to start an unnecessary discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728976
Cool stuff, but I don't understand the significance of the mushrooms(?)-looking part of the spectral claw and the earth in the second picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728962
monstergirl captures humangirl, elf, whatever 'prey' (to her) species, rapes some of her eggs into them (no futa, entirely different appendage from her pussy area), and then makes me fuck them for fertilization. exporting the 'task' of carrying brood.
this is basically derived from Roper, tentacleplant, and ideas about parasitewasp monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728432
CONSIDER! GREENWORMS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34726909
>Bestiality, vore, gangbang, long tongue, rape
Meh, it's probably tame for most Wonderland girls. Jabberwocks might even think I'm too vanilla with my fetishes. However, it's not meant to be. My heart and soul belong to my sandworm waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729048
bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729046
Naruhodo.
kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728976
>https://files.catbox.moe/2hok1v.png
Why is she holding poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729041
>>34729082
It's soil spilling out of her palm. She's meant to be a sort of nature themed wight,
>>34729025
I'm sure it's just some weird spot she couldn't scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729098
>Undead
>Nature
You wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729098
>Some joke about a wight attempting nature but having a brown thumb and killing every plant she touches

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729106
Death is a very important part of the cycle of life in forests. The mushrooms forming from her claw were meant to show that, since they help with that.
>>34729122
My wife doesn't tend her own vineyards for this exact reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729098
>She's meant to be a sort of nature themed wight,
That part on her wrist is like vine then? I thought it's gonna be some Australian or African folklore I don't recognize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729046
Anon why you givin me this boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728432
I especially like the kikifags, wightfag and KDF are my least favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

/d/tards fuck off with your mental illnesses, posting it in spoiler tags doesn't mean you aren't still posting it either. Wonderland faggots are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728683
That's part of the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729271
I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34704903

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728432
KDF's daughteru is the hottest piece of cunny in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

Spare a moment to appreciate Gandharvas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729319
Aight moment's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729240
But what's so fun about her getting away with not-okay-to-discuss-in-the-thread things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729271
He looks like he fucks purple snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729271
Praise the Pharaoh instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729408
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729371
Brief, but appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

I claim the last image in the name of the Mofu Empire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729518
You BASTARD.
angry kyle.png

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE WURMS, THEY ARE THE BEST HUGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

I am seriously debating if my waifu is Jinko or Minotaur. Give me 10 reasons to marry the Jinko over the Minotaur, and then 10 reasons to marry the Minotaur over the Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729567
Go for Manticores. Or why not Manticores?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I tip a mino or should tip a holst today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729605
Tip the Dire Holst. They need the financial support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729616
Do you mean give her the tip or give her the "tip"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729600
No abs or martial artists. I have a hard female muscle and martial artist fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729632
Manticores can easily be both of those things. Plus I imagine they have abs as they're one of the "apex predators" of mamonokind so to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729567
Ya like lazy days go with mino, if you like exercise and being active choose jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729567
I don't feel like listing 10 each, but here's some.
Pro-Jinko:
-nice big paws
-disciplined and collected, has good work ethic
-loves baths
-cute chuffs
-an excellent cuddler

Pro-Minotaur:
-very appreciative of your cooking
-strong despite little practice
-has easier time working with small things using her hands instead of paws
-forthcoming and eager to speak her mind
-also an excellent cuddler

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729627
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728940
You know the memecats are primarily spade-types right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729713
So instead of teleporting cat ass I get teleporting cat abs, sounds cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729745
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729754
Too op, pls nerf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729567
Minos will love, protect, comfort, and cuddle you forever. Jinkos will throw up hairballs onto your most expensive carpet, and maybe make you a really burnt meal as an apology (they don't mean it; Stinkos are remorseless).

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729760
I smell bias

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729683
I want a to hold a big jinko's soft squishy beans and watch her disciplined and collected face flush red when I tell her how much I love her before giving her a surprise kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

Minotaurs are stinky

[Anonymous No.]

If a ryu ordered a shirohebi to share her husband with her, would she comply?

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores all the way.
-Mostly beastman so lots of mofu and beans
-Can fly you wherever you want
-Perfect for Christians practicing abstinance until marriage
-Big, strong girl.
-If someone fucks with you they have to deal with a flying lioness with a prehensile tail that can shoot spines.
-Smart
-Will probably be embarrassed if you find out how much she loves you
-Probably has stacks of "how to please and care for your husband" magazines hidden somewhere.
-Perfect for teasing and being teased.

Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729834
She'd say yes then flee the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729834
Does the Shirohebi like her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't tell if autism but always feels like positive feedback has an ulterior motive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729839
Do they excel at basically every task you can imagine with the greatest of ease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729378
Doing LSD and Pervitin while in a 72 hour long sex session with this as the sound track is forbidden?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJm1lF9lirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729850
>Does the Shirohebi like her husband?
Get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729854
Not every task with the greatest of ease. I can imagine they'd grumble and have some issues going through tight, enclosed spaces. Every girl has their own limitations, you know? She'd probably also get some kind of cabin fever, or at least be grumpy and upset if stuck inside somewhere and not allowed to even fly around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729859
The Ryu's husband, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729854
It might also be kind of uncomfortable for them to lay on their backs or have problems with their wings cramping or getting pins and needles on them after laying on their backs for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729920
He is the 1000th post. He can speak no lie.

[Anonymous No.]

Glory to the angels!

[Anonymous No.]

Thought we got autotrimmed if we went to 1000? Or was it 2000?

[Anonymous No.]

Quick gimme a loli monster to make a pear

[Anonymous No.]

>>34728976
It’s weird to think that, on a purely physical level, Wights are just normal human girls that are undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730029
My dragon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730029
tsurara

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monsters would hate sad stories in books and movies that humans made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730029
Your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730034
that's why they are kind of boring outside the 'lol magic' thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730010
It's 2000

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730062
How

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730029
Greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730034
the average pair of Wight thighs are far beyond the human normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730106
I don't know if they have a booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730098
Make her a pearloli mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730029
Devil-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730029
lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729976
Go dance with the angels you bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730138
Forced meme. B U D D Y is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

I fuck the angels in the anus, just like satan intended

[Anonymous No.]

I love My Slime Carrier wives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730123
Oh they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730223
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730269
Nice digits and they have a long ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730303
Digits and they have a fat ass designed to take punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730223
What do you like about them? Inversely what do they like about you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a cyclops girl right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730397
I like there Personalities. Always fun to hang out with and very understanding. Of course we dont always agree and even fight, but we still keep together through it.
Hard to say honestly. I like to think they love me for being me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730029
centaur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730425
>I like to think they love me for being me.
Monster girls are like that, good answer

[Anonymous No.]

Do i win against the ancient evil if I pierce her behind with my pocket spear

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730526
it's purported such women are weak to anal but it's unclear if that's the case or if it's a well placed trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730540
How can a lady set up a trap in her bum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730526
>getting the drop on an ancient evil
she thinks your cute and perfect material to father her new generals (daughters)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34716695
>Cuttlefish Kraken
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730568
ask the kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730596
She got buns of steel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730487
and its why i love them. Well that and they are always true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34729518
Glory to the Mofu Empire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730526
no it's a meme she laughs and you get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730694
Just as planned

[Anonymous No.]

Lemon sharks are known to drive other sharks away in order to monopolize the attention from divers, so beware of yandere lemon Mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730790
Seems more jealous than yandere

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that the best tsundere monster girls are the ones that are not physically abusive and instead just are just aren't honest with themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730860
Truth, one of my wives is tsundere but she'd never resort to violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730860
best implemented with dullahans, as they can be as aloof as they want while their body rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730873
The sort to have her head talk about how she appreciates the gesture of you giving her a flower but not THAT much as it would be unbecoming of a noble knight of her stature to be wooed by a simple flower.
In fact you would have to give her a dozen flowers, not that she wants them

All while her body hugs your arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730873
>tsun tsun dullahan berates you
>at the same time body is giving you a lap pillow and rubbing your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730869
The harshest she should really go is calling you a baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731003
That's as far as she goes really, I love the thought of her being all cute and pouty with me and doing a bad job of hiding how she really feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34730860
>a tsun monster's idea of "violence" is just a really rough handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731022
>Grumbled pervert while she blushes.

>>34731064
That or edging you.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date a slime carrier who fought crime as an anti-hero with her pslime "symbiote"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731110
She sounds like an adorable chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731110
okay but I want to be the criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731147
>"Anon, how many times do I have to rape you before you change your evil ways?"

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think about chimera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731110
Absolutely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731159
Shoulderpads are stupid but I like the idea.
Then again, I like the concept of them just being hybrid species is more appealign to me.

Because I kinda want to see a lava golem/mino mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731159
Interesting ancient evil material. Likely surprisingly powerful, given that she's part dragon.
The pauldrons are a bit much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731159
Pauldrons should be smaller

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731110
I would, but I'm keeping a stash of chocolate on standby just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731174
id like to think you cant mix magic materials with not magic materials, same with succubi and elementals

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731159
The pauldrons are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731219
I feel like you'd just end up with succs who are really good at, and immune to, whatever element you combined them with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731200
Why chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised we've never seen a reverse bunnysuit Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

You expect me to get use to the taste of a monster's vaginal cum in case she forces me to eat her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731244
Succ power rangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731219
Materials? Probably not.
Elementals? I can see you mixing them in, leading to succubi with flaming hair, glowing eyes if fire or gem outgrowths, rocky hands for earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731123
>>34731147
>put on a cheesy villain getup
>go to the local supermarket and double park
>leave the cart in the middle of the lot
>let out an evil laugh as "The Crimson Slime" (her outfit is purple, she just thought the name was cool)
>"Your days of inconveniencing others is at an end, Fuckinator!"
>you never decided on a villain name
Guess you are now "The Fuckinator".

[Anonymous No.]

[mofu]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731244
>>34731269
i meant respectively, like elemental and other spirits shouldnt mix with non elementals, i guess succubi can mix

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731159

Having one as a wife must be hard.

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>>34731292
Except a ghost that is haunting a suit of armor that technically makes her not an animated armor.

easiest way to think of it is as follows.
Elementals.
Spirits
Corporeal creatures
materials (IE: Animated armors, automatons,golems).

Undead is a template and can stack with all corporeal creatures.

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>>34731292
that's less fun

[Anonymous No.]

>1078
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731420
A long day is a good day.
Time to celebrate with tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731420
Cool weed digits

[Anonymous No.]

What are a few of the best positions to fuck a Harpy in?

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DM (smol, but wide)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89825123

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731530
Full Nelson

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731420
all me btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731530
Mating press so she can wing hug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34731542
No, it was me pee pee

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>>34731530
All of them.

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>>34731541

Definitely what I had in mind yeah.

>>34731548

A good close second.

Any particular fetishes that seem native to Harpies?