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I woke up, looked out the window and it fucking snowed last night.

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>> No.34616978

So lets drag this shit back to being on topic
I would have her turn into different monstergirls as a power instead of what she got, but then I couldn't unthink that I've just made a rule 63 porn version of beastboy

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Oh no, the barrier won't last long before those yetis melt their way through the ice, we have to save him from the monsters!

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Business kiki best kiki

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What are some good heartwarming monster girl fanfictions? What are your favorite writefags/authors? What are your favorite tropes in monster girl literature??

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Leave the barrier to me.

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Monsters may break your mind but they will never break your heart.

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Return to monke.

>> No.34617020

I liked it when the dude and his Dark Elf helped a hobo Jinko build a cardboard house in the woods. That house would've become a magical place if the story had kept going.

>> No.34617023

What's it like to have a Kiki manager?

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Would you get a plush of your monster waifu?

>> No.34617029

Wouldn't she be weirded out by such a thing?

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Your age regresses and you are now adopted by your favorite monster girl species. What now?

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I always enjoyed doIlooklikeawritefag's stories where anon is married to a dragon and the misadventures surrounding anon in his soul crushing office job. They're short, but generally amusing

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>implying she doesn't have a (you) body pillow

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>he even saved the image with my filename

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The market for magical dakis that figure out and create the image of your fated partner must be massive

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>Good boy

>> No.34617097

What happens if you touch the tail?

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We must remain vigilant, the monsters have begun to use headpats against us!

>> No.34617112

You get sent straight to H(M?)R

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You trusted a fox, didn't you?

>> No.34617118

Angry chirping or contented chirping, and you have no way of predicting which one it's going to be

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>Please show me your license for being single, sir.

>> No.34617190

What does a Kiki chirp sound like?

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You cannot escape.

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Au'ra count, right?

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Dragon girls from ff14.

>> No.34617489

>dragon girls
Well that settles that then!

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>I've written my story entry for the Touch Fluffy Tail contest that is due on the 7th. Anyone want to help me a bit by looking it over before I send it in?

Moralities Downfall – Little Brother Stolen by Bovine Mamano Duo

Arnhild the Inquisitor and her retinue steadily marched through the woods, every member tense for danger. Some of the group members were experienced agents under her employ, the rest were the militia of the local village, gathered and equipped semi-hastily in defense of their home. Every man and women in the group is tense, all of them knew that there are Beastwomen in these woods and that if the monsters completed their ritual, their village of several hundred people would be corrupted. Anyone with experience in fighting monsters had even more reason to be tense, ideally, they would ambush the Beastwomen while they were casting their ritual but they knew that even elves find ambushing Beastwomen to be extremely difficult.

“We’re almost there” said one of Arnhild’s retinue members. With that statement, she and her retinue doused their torches, replacing them with either another weapon or a two-handed weapon. “Remember, only intervene when you see a flare or hear gunshots” she ordered the militia who nodded in affirmation. The group of professionals crept forward, the moon and stars their only source of light. In a short time, a small clearing came into view, the site of the ritual. Five chanting Bray-Shamans surrounded a rutting man and mamano pair, one of the chanting spellcasters possessing more ornate horn decorations and clothing. As the group moved closer to put the spellcasters in missile range, a shrill whistle sounded out through the woods from an unseen sentry.

Arnhild swiftly took a hand off her Long Rifle, drew her flaregun and fired in the air to draw the militia over but in the time it took to do this, the monsters were already on them. She dropped the Long Rifle and flaregun to draw her sword and pistol. A beastwoman rushed toward her from the front and she swiftly leveled her pistol and shot her. Before she could finish the monster off, she felt a spear strike her from behind, the attack failing to disable her due to her armor. She spun around to face her attacker, parried a second stab, and then stepped forward to slash at her opponent. Rather than lunging or swiping, the beastwoman hopped backwards and then stabbed again, which Arnhild barely avoided. This Beastwoman had a cautious fighting style, rather than trying to end the fight quickly, she would withdraw from any opposing attacks and strike at an enemy trying to withdraw, all while maintaining a steady distance gap. While Arnhild might be able to win this fight, it would give time for the completion of the ritual and with her retinue outnumbered, she couldn’t rely on them to break this stalemate.

“CHARGE!” screamed an unknown militiaman as many militia rushed forward with weapons drawn, others staying back to fire bows at any Beastwoman in sight. One of the militiamen joined Arnhild’s battle, giving her time to break off and recollect her Long Rifle, moving a little closer so that the ritual casters were in effective range, she took aim and fired on a subordinate chanter. The bullet struck her in the ribs, knocking her over and breaking her concentration, causing the rest of the ritual to fall apart by the interruption. One of the chanter’s took out a whistle and blew a tune, different from the one that was sounded to signal the detection of intruders.

The fighting Beastwomen took heed of the tune and started to retreat, quickly gathering up any fallen body from either side that they could and then bounding off into the wilderness. Several militia members moved to pursue but were stopped by a shout from Arnhild. Arnhild started taking account of the aftermath, counting the members of her retinue and the militia that remained. The monsters had gathered all their dead and wounded, a total of 9 militia were missing, 3 militia were disabled but had not been taken and none of her retinue were unaccounted for. The reality of her work is that loss of any of her agents was always a bigger loss to the fight against the mamano than the loss of a few civilians due to the expensive training and priceless experience that they possess.

The return to the village was delayed by a short argument with the militia who wanted to immediately try to rescue their lost fellows until she convinced them with the argument that it would be better to do so during daylight and the threat of refusing to provide aid if they gave chase immediately. The trip back was an uneventful one.

At the dawn of the next morning, Arnhild had packed her things and was already readying her horse. “Going home so soon Ms. Katterfeld?” came a voice behind her. Arnhild turned around, “Yes, I think my contribution here is done. I trust that you and your companions can handle the aftermath?”

>> No.34617504

Keep your garbage in the /tg/ thread where it belongs.

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“Yeah, we’ll handle it”, he said. “The two women who are being treated, we’re quite sure they aren’t going to stay human… What’s your advice?”

“The standard practice. Offer them purgatory and if they refuse, give them perdition.” Arnhild pulls herself up onto her horse. “It’s the first time your cell has had to give that offer, isn’t it? I know it’s sad to demand the service of unwillingly corrupted people at the threat of death but it’s the reality. If personal failing leads them to let their corruption change their mind as well as their body, it’s better that they be near someone who can stop them.”

The man sighed. “I know, but it doesn’t make it any easier.” Arnhild nodded to him and gave her horse a kick, setting it in a trot away from the village.


From a distance, two figures watched Arnhild and her subordinate’s conversation and then her departure. One is the Great Bray Shaman who was leading the ritual, the other is a Succubus. “Are you sure you’ve figured out where she’s going next and what her weakness is?” asked the Bray Shaman.

“Indeed, I think I have her figured out; it can’t be exploited by us married women but I’m sure you have a single mamano to spare.” The Succubus held up an orb. “Just find any number of maidens who like the the energy signature copy in this orb and I’ll help them find a husband and make her into an asset instead of an enemy.”


It had taken two days ride from that village, but Arnhild had finally reached her apartment glad to finally see the one thing that keeps her managing her stressful job. She grabbed her key out of her pocket and unlocked the door to enter. “I’m home” she announced.

She was greeted by a man in an apron. “Ah, welcome home big sister! I made dinner for us.”

The sight of the one person she could always be open to made Arnhild tear up a little and she moved to hug him. “Ah, Raban, thank you. Big sister was working hard for the past few days.”

“Big sis, be careful” Raban said, lifting the plate to avoid dropping dinner. He led her to the dinner table. “Come on, take a seat.”

The two settled in to eat. “How was engineering school? Did you win the election to class representative?”

“I did, though I still mess up from time to time. I’m sure I’ll be as great as you some day.”

“I’m sure you’ll be far better” Arnhild smiled. When the two lost their parents, they only had each other. Arnhild joined an Inquisitor’s cell to support them, rising to becoming an Inquisitor herself. It’s a stressful job, but thanks to the money she earns, Raban doesn’t have to take a loan to pay for engineering school.

After dinner, Arnhild sat down at her working desk. The worst part of fieldwork is coming back and dealing with the paperwork that piles up while she’s gone. She had a multitude of cells to manage, each with their own members, their own tasks, and their own resources. With the information from this barrage of reports, she is to direct additional resources to the cells as needed and personally intervene in a cell endeavors whenever she judges that it is required. This is not helped by how every cell would consciously or unconsciously embellish the threats they are facing so that they would receive more resources to deal with the problems.

Several hours passed and the fatigue from managing paperwork and keeping alert while a lone traveler on the not-always-safe roads had caused her to fall asleep at her desk. Raban knocked at her door. “Big sister, I brought your tea.” He waited a few seconds but received no response. “Big sister?” Raban entered the room to find his sleeping sister. Raban grabbed a blanket and draped it over Arnhild which caused her to momentarily stir. “You’re gonna catch a cold. Good night big sister.”

“Raban” she thought. “Your big sister is going to work hard for you tomorrow as well.”


Raban was shopping for groceries in the market, examining the produce for defects and haggling with any merchants when he thinks that he can. After gathering the groceries, he gets interrupted by a voice from behind him on the way home. “Hey boy.”

“Yes?” Raban asks. He turns to look at the source of the voice to see the two tallest and most buxom women he had ever seen. He was of average height for a full-grown man, but they towered over him to the extent that he must look up so that he’s not talking to their breasts. They were dressed identically in a shirt and skirt.

“You’re Arnhilde’s little brother, right?” the woman who got his attention asked. She was more well-endowed than the other with fit arms and legs and her neat and straight hair colored both black and white.

“Y-yes I am…” Raban replies, struggling to not talk to her breasts.

>> No.34617535

10/10 bait, got a giggle

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“Fufu, this is going to be fun” said the other woman as she moved to his side. This woman was slightly less well-endowed than the other, her brown hair is messy and rough, and her arms and legs are impressively muscled.

“My name is Rihldia” said the first woman. “And I’m Maesian” said the other.

“Your big sister is in a bit of trouble right now” said Rihldia, who then started sucking on her fingers. “So could you come with us?” said Maesian, leaning forward to put her head at eye level with him.


Arnhild, having finished her own errands, reentered the house. “I’m home” she announced. After receiving no response, she called out “Raban?”, noting that he should have been home by now and wondering if something happened. She felt a vibration in her pocket from her Projecting Mirror and pulled it out to see that Raban had sent her a video call. A press of a rune activated the mirror and an image came on screen of Raban with two strange women clinging to him and making peace signs. They both spoke at once. “Heyo Inquisitor. You watching this? You work awfully hard. So as our way of thanks, we’re gonna teach your little bro how to have a bunch of fun with us. So go ahead and relish the sight of your little bro.”

Arnhild could only stand and stare at them, confused on who these women are and what they are doing with her brother. “Hello?” said one. “Can you hear us? Helloooo” said another. “It seems like she can’t hear us” noted one of them, “Guess we’ll start now.”

The two women sat down on the bed behind them, pulling Raban with them. “U-um, aren’t you big sister’s friends?”

“You don’t have to worry about that”, said Maesian. “Let’s all play together” said Rihldia.

The two women both blew into Raban’s ears. His eyes glazed over a bit at the unfamiliar sensation. “Wha- stop it, both of you!”

“No way”, said Rihldia. “Your sister has been really mean to a lot of people after all” said the Maesian. “So just sit back and watch while we turn your sweet little brother into a grown-up”, said Rihldia.

“Strippy strip time Raban” the woman said as one woman pulled the clothes off his upper body and the other off his lower body. Both Raban and Arnhild voiced their protests. “Sorry but nope! I can’t stop myself anymore. Time to take the first bite”, said Maesian. She stuck his cock into her mouth, her tongue sliding out and out, revealing it to be 7 inches long. “Ah, you stole first place, no fair” Rihldia complained.

Rihldia woman kneeled to hug Raban’s back. “This kid is super lucky to get his first fellatio from Maesian. I bet he’ll never forget this moment.” She reached her hand around Raban’s side to pinch Raban’s nipple, causing him to tilt his head back and moan. “We’ll make him feel really good.” While the woman would bob her head up and down a little, what was far more prominent was the movements of her tongue, lashing back and forth around his cock. “It must feel amazing Raban. The way she licks means she must find you sweeter and tastier than candy.”

“S-stop it! Raban doesn’t like it!” Arnhild yelled into the mirror.

“Eeh? No way, he’ll love it. Maesian has gotten a lot of practice on a dildo for this day”. To emphasize the other woman’s point, Maesian woman shows how flexible she can be, pulling out until she’s only kissing the tip. The hot, slippery wetness of her tongue turns sideways, mashing against the side of his crown. A split-second later, it slides down and her tongue makes another loop on his cock. The process continues, girding his manhood in wide, spit-lubed tongue until the entire thing is cocooned in Maesian’s velvet embrace. Raban groans out load in pleasure, blushing at his wanton behavior but unable to will himself into wanting it to end. Hearing his pleasure, Maesian opens her lips wide to engulf him wholly in her mouth.
“Please, please stop! He’s my precious little brother…” Rihldia relocates the Projecting Mirror so that Arnhilde can get a point-of-view image of Raban getting sucked off. Maesian’s fellatio is like a strange hybrid of vaginal intercourse and a blowjob. The entire time, she looks at the camera, her eyes sparkling with amusement even as the rest of her countenance blushes with lust. Raban moans happily, hips rocking instinctively against Maesian’s vacuum-tight tongue-job as her blowjob becomes more vigorous.

“Are you getting a good view Ms. Inquisitor? The way she can move her tongue is a little gross though?” Instead of using her corkscrew technique, she slides her hot mouth up and down with practiced ease. She cups Raban’s testicles and caresses the twitching orbs, giving them gentle squeezes each time the pleasure forces them to involuntarily contract towards his groin.

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Rihldia then licks Raban’s ear. “Hey, the final vacuum attack is coming up. Go on and savor her super lewd vacuum, and orgasm so hard you’ll gain a fetish for it, all while your big sister is watching.”

“Nooo! Stooop!” Arnhilde yelled. Maesian closes her eyes and makes a peace sign to the mirror. Her tongue goes crazy, corkscrewing and stroking at the same time. Raban’s eyes cross as he tries to hold out but in seconds, the telltale warmth builds inside him. She pulls her tongue so tight that release becomes impossible. She looks up and stares at him for a few seconds, winks and then relaxes, making him fill her mouth with a single stream of cum, possibly the largest one he can produce as of right now. She puts her tongue back to work, pumping it up and down his length to coax out the last spurts of his semen from his cock.

Maesian pulls back and licks her lips to gather up the little that she spilled. “Give me a share too” Rihldia demands. She tongue-kisses her companion, stealing away half of the cum she had sucked from Raban. The two women then looked towards the mirror with Raban in the background, opening their mouths to show off their half-loads of cum. “Uwah. What a thick load. Your little bro sure gave us a nice meal” gargles Maesian. The delicious taste of semen the two women are savoring makes their heads cloudy and the loss in concentration causes the spells disguising their nature to fail. The shimmering images of horns on their head, bovine ears, fur on their legs and cloven hooves instead of feet appear on their bodies or replace the original feature as the enchantment dissolves. Maesian had been revealed to be a Minotaur and the Rihldia a Holstaur.

The site of her defiled brother causes Arnhild to drop her mirror on the ground and fall to her hands and knees, tears in her eyes and mentally chastising herself for only being able to stand and watch. She’s so focused on the scene that she doesn’t notice the heat in her chest, the moistening of her panties or her hand creeping downwards to touch herself.

Raban recovers and absorbs the women’s new forms. He shrinks away from them, backing into the headboard and covering himself with the blanket. “Stop doing this! Stay away from me you monsters! This is something I’m only supposed to do with the woman I marry”. Raban’s defiance makes Arnhild recover her composure but the monsters are unfazed, giving him lustful stares and licking their lips. “You’re such a well-behaved boy Raban. You make Ms. Inquisitor seem like such a small existence.” The two women removed their shirts slowly and teasingly. “We just wanted to play a bit of a prank, but now we’ve gotten fired up.” Rihldia grabbed one of her nipples and squirted out some milk which she then smeared onto her chest as lotion. “If you’re going to tell us that then how about a challenge between our boobs and your dick.”

“Eh? S-so big…” Raban blurted, being unable to stop himself from staring at her massive breasts.

“I’ll take your cock and smother it in these boobs. If you don’t spurt after five minutes, then you win. We’ll never do this to you again. Raban’s a good boy after all. No way he’ll lose to these boobs, right?”

“Wait! Don’t accept their…” Arnhilde protested but was cut short by Maesian pressing a rune on the Projecting Mirror to shut off the speaker. “Shut up step-sister.”

“Alright, I accep…” but Raban was cut off by Rihldia pushing him down. “Okay! Time for a match with these meter-breaking boobs.” She buries his rigid manhood in her massive tits, making Raban gasp as they softly engulf every inch of his length. Not even the tip could peak out of her deep cleavage. She tightly presses her heavenly boobs together, delightfully increasing the pressure in her cleavage as she rapidly pumps her breasts, working to milk another thick load out of his aching balls.

Arnhilde could only stare shocked at the scene, wishing that Raban hadn’t accepted a match like that and praying that he manages to bear through it. “What a shame” said Maesian. “She could have held back a little more than that. Sorry Raban, I’ll make up for that. By adding my boobs as well”. Maesian presses her marshmallow cleavage onto Raban’s head, smothering him in her huge tits while twisting his nipples with her fingers. “C’mon, hang in there! Hang in there! Don’t lose to the boobs”.

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Rihldia slowly but steadily increases the pace of her bouncing breasts, sending jiggly waves of pleasure reverberating through Raban’s hips, the pumping strokes making him shiver and gasp incoherently, his face loosening with pleasure as he gets closer and closer to the edge. “This isn’t fair. Your boobs are too powerful” complains Raban. Maesian squeezes her bountiful tits harder and pulls Raban deeper into her cleavage. “C’mon, I feel you about to cum” said Rihldia. She breaks her pace and rapidly strokes his dick with her bountiful tits three times and Raban cries out in ecstasy while his body quivers and tenses in orgasm, his manhood spurting a thick load between her cleavage, a single rope of cum escaping their depths to land on her chest.

“Spurty spurt. You lost to the evil booby ladies and cum on them. Spurty spurt” boasted the Rihldia.

Maesian took her breasts off Raban, revealing his flushed face, glazed over face and mouth open with tongue hanging out. “Aww, poor Raban. What an unbecoming face for a boy to make”. She moved behind her fellow mamano and spread her breasts, revealing the massive load he had emptied into her cleavage. “Check it out. Look how much semen you orgasmed when you lost.”

“Boys just can’t beat the boobs” Rihldia stated and then emphasized by twisting her nipples to mark Raban with some of her milk. “Remember that well Raban.”

On the other side of the Projecting Mirror, Arnhild could only stare with a mix of lust and despair at her brother’s sweet face being reduced to such a feeble state. She looked down and realized where her hand was. “Eh? N-no way. I’ve been touching myself. What’s gotten into me?”

The mamano stood up and stripped off their skirts, leaving them only in their tie-side panties. “Time for a punishment game for the loser. But since Raban is such as good boy, we’ll give him one last chance.” They repositioned the camera so that the bowtie string holding up their panties between them are in view. “These strings. If you don’t pull them, then you’ll be the winner. Simple, isn’t it? But if you do pull them… Then our meaty pervert pussies will be fully exposed, and we’ll start a new punishment game that’s more fun and perverted than before.” The women each grabbed one of Raban’s hands and guided them to grasp the strings holding their panties up. “It would surely melt your brain. That’s why you really should not pull these strings. But if you’re fine with that, then pull them slowly, and receive your punishment.”

Raban could not resist the offer to have more fun with them and pulled the strings. “Alright, it’s punishment time.” The mamano pulled at the bows on the other sides of their panties, leaving them completely bare. Maesian spread her legs so that Raban could get a good view of her pussy and then Rihldia spread the lips of Maesian’s pussy with her fingers. “Okie-dokie, Raban’s sensitive virgin dick is going to be chomped by this ultra-tight carnivorous pussy.”

Maesian pushed Raban onto his back while her companion moved the mirror so that Arnhild could see where they were about to connect. “Always remember that I took your first time alright?” She presses the tip of Raban’s cock against her entrance, gyrating her hips in a slow circle. She tilts Raban’s head up so he can see where they are about to connect and the Projecting Mirror streaming their intercourse to his sister. “Take a good look. I’m about to rape you. I’m going to fuck you so hard that you’ll never be a good boy again”. Maesian lowered herself agonizingly slowly, steadily forcing Raban to penetrate her.

“N-no, you can’t do this” Raban said, combined with struggling to get out from under the bigger woman’s body.

“Eeh? Come on, only half of it is inside” Maesian paused to look Raban over a bit. “I guess it can’t be helped. Let’s take a tiny break.” She gently pulled up her pussy until only the head of Raban’s cock was inside of it. “Pull out slowly… aaand… there!” Her hips plunged down, shoving Raban’s whole cock into her hungry pussy. She forces Raban to tilt his head up, pulling him into a deep, loving kiss while grinding her hips against him, the two moaning into each other’s mouths.

“Oh boy, Maesian is really eager” says Rihldia, holding the phone to show what she is doing to Raban. Her tight mamano pussy clings desperately to his erect and throbbing manhood, providing an intensely pleasurable sensation to his groin and sending them both into the throes of an orgasmic high. Her pussy eagerly accepts his seed, clamping down hard as he cums and sending shivers of bliss through him. “Watch as she makes him cum while ravaging his mouth with a deep intimate kiss. And she’s too eager to end it anytime soon. I hope he doesn’t get traumatized from this.”

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Rihldia turns the mirror so she can see Arnhilde’s drooling, lust shrouded face. “How did you like it stepsister? It’s not every day that you get to watch your little brother lose his virginity.” A few seconds of waiting and Rihldia didn’t get a response, not being able to see Arnhilde playing with herself, her panties soaked and dripping with feminine emissions. Arnhilde’s pussy squirted at her orgasm and she passed out.

Sometime later, Arnhilde awoke groggily, hearing Raban calling out “Big Sister” over and over. “Heyo Inquisitor” Maesian greeted. “Did you just wake up? We still haven’t stopped.” She moved the mirror so that it shows Raban and Rihldia. Raban was on top of Rihldia and penetrating her. Rihldia is hugging his head into her cleavage while his hands are buried into her breasts, groping, and teasing the massive pair. Arnhilde realizes that Raban isn’t calling for her biological big sister but is instead calling Rihldia big sister.

He pulls his head out of his chest and clumsily starts biting on Rihldia’s breast, trying to drink from her nipple. Rihldia grabs the back of his head to help him, maneuvering him so that he can latch on and start drinking from her. The two sigh blissfully as Raban gulps down mouthful after mouthful of creamy milk, the warmth and sweet flavor making him a little dizzy and overwhelmed with comfort. His other hand moves from groping her breast to twisting its nipple, drawing out a smaller amount of milk than from the one he is sucking.

Rihldia pulls him off the nipple and moves him to the other breast. He moves his hand back to keeping ahold of Rihldia’s breast and has his other hand switch to twisting and teasing its corresponding nipple.

Rihldia notices that Arnhilde is watching them again. “Isn’t Raban amazing? He’s totally fawning over us. I bet he’s been holding it in all this time.” While Raban drinks, he thrusts into Rihldia, feeling his cockhead kiss her cervix with every thrust and sending mind-blanking jolts of pleasure through both in a constant tempo.

“Ah… Maesian, I can feel him about to cum. Let’s sandwich him.” Maesian puts the mirror down where Arnhilde can see them fuck and then lies on top of Raban. “There we go. Squishy squishy.” She uses her hips to pound Raban’s hips into Rihldia. The pulsing molten heat in his groin is too much to bear any longer and with three final, definitive thrusts he cries out in orgasmic bliss, his cock spurting thick ropes of cum into her firmly muscled pussy. “C’mon, you have to spurty spurt every last drop until she’s full.”

“Wow, I think that’s the biggest load he’s ever given. We made him cum in the middle of an ejaculation. Isn’t that so cool?” said Rihldia. “The pleasure must have melted his brain.”

Rihldia grabbed the phone and angled it so that the three of them all had their faces visible to Arnhilde, Raban’s pleasure drunk expression sticking out of the cleavage of the two women. While Raban was too lust-addled to respond, the two mamano made peace signs to Arnhilde.

As Arnhilde processed the complete transformation that Raban had undergone, she realized that they had completely broken him, and the realization made her break too. The two mamano still weren’t satisfied and continued to mate with Raban with Arnhilde continuing to shamelessly masturbate to the sight.

Eventually, Rihldia was satisfied and Maesian was awfully close to being satisfied. As Rihldia was about to receive a final creampie, Maesian came up to them and they pressed Raban’s head between their breasts. “For the finale, a booby press full of pheromones. Squeeze!” They held still to engrave the aroma and texture of their boobs into his brain.

With the two women finally satisfied, they slumped back into the bed. “Alright, question time Raban” said Maesian. “Who are your real big sisters.”

“Maesian, Rihldia” Raban said in a quiet voice.

The two mamano reached out and stroked Raban’s cock. “What’s that? We couldn’t hear you.”

“It’s Maesian and Rihldia!” Raban cried out.

“Nfufu. Good boy, good boy” they praised. The three turned to face the projecting mirror. “What did you think step-sister? Did you enjoy the sight of how adorable Raban is? It’s late out, so we’ll keep him company for the rest of the night.”

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The sleeping trio started to stir as the light of the morning filtered through the window. They were woken up fully by the clapping of a Succubus. “Good work. Good work. When I get to see my husband again, he’ll have a lot of lust to satisfy.”

“Do you think it was a success?” asked one of the bovine monstergirls.

“I think you two did great. Ms. Inquisitor is the same type of person as Raban. She’s been holding herself back for a long time. I’ll have to lay some groundwork for what mamano she wishes to become, who she wishes to be her husband and how to help she will escape once the Inquisition realizes she is compromised but you two don’t have to worry about that.” The Succubus felt the projecting mirror vibrate. “Oh look, she’s already contacted us. Sorry kids, but I need to have a little talk with her.”


After that, the daily life of Arnhilde and Raban changed a bit. From time to time, Raban went to be with Maesian and Rihldia and during that time, he became their little brother. And so, until Arnhilde was no longer more useful to the mamano as a human, Raban would stream himself being raped for his big sister who masturbates to her little brother being defiled.

>> No.34617644

>Touch Fluffy Tail
Fuck off faggot

>> No.34617654

not gonna lie, Thats a whole lot to see
maybe put it in pastebin or AO3 if you wanted people to give it a chance

>> No.34617661

It's bait, anon.

>> No.34617719

Why would this general dislike a website dedicated to monster girl fiction?

>> No.34617735

Pastebin doesn't allow it and I don't have an AO3 account.

>> No.34617820

>HFY shit
Gee, it's like a glance at the first few pages could tell you that? Now Fuck off

>> No.34617870

You're absolutely 100% baiting but I've always thought about joining in on one of the competitions myself. If I win, I get bragging rights and a prize, and if I lose I still wrote and got some feedback. But I don't really know.

>> No.34618034

I don't get getting upset at a repository website because it has stuff you don't like on it.
AO3 has way weirder stuff then anything you'll find on TFT after all. But I judge on an author by author basis and not on a website basis.

>> No.34618113

Massive Mino Mommy
makes sure I drink my milk and eat my meat so I can grow up to have strong bones

>> No.34618184

Oh, look who it was all a long. Just like people said. Stop the playing innocent bullshit after you get called out for your faggotry.

>> No.34618235

Learn the lore, newfag.

>> No.34618298
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Elves are the most pure of all mgs and there's nothing you can prove against it

>> No.34618312

Fuck off faggot. I saw the shitstorms firsthand and I stand by my stance. Just because you don't like the stuff made by the guy that runs it doesn't mean that there's nothing good on it.

>> No.34618361

I swear if they dedicated half the time spent on trying to subvert this thread - to promoting and pumping with content theirs instead, they would be dabbing on us AND exploring the Galaxy now.

>> No.34618408

You're an anon stricken with very bad luck.
All the good monster girls are taken, and thus, you're let with three choices to marry and have kids with:
>Alp with a stereotypical gay attitude
>Cu sith or cait sith (you'll get to pick which)
>Human woman that'll never monsterize no matter what measures are taken
This girl will be your only partner in life. And though she may not be your ideal choice, perhaps even bottom of the barrel for you, she'll love you very much. In the case of the two monster picks, she'll be fiercely loyal to you as befitting of a monster. However the human girl pick, while she will most likely remain loyal, it won't be a 100% guarantee.

So what's your pick, anon?

>> No.34618432

>Hurr why u no like refuse pile for Bobanon and ilk?
Stupid faggot.

>> No.34618438

>Human woman that'll never monsterize no matter what measures are taken
How could such a thing happen? Monster mana is completely pervasive.
I can only think of one scenario where a human woman might be immune to monsterization and it's the same scenario where monsters won't be attracted to a human man.

That woman must be a true psychopath, which by far makes her the worst choice. Probably a serial killer that's liable to kill you in your sleep.

>> No.34618468

>Cu sith
They are unironically great girls but their appearance is just shit.
And mamano mana can probably fix that

>> No.34618469

Homosexual mongoloid.
Especially after what happened with pastebin I will not complain about additional archives.

>> No.34618471

>Never monsterize
Go ahead and explain that one for me chief.

>> No.34618475

Not necessarily that she's immune, think more like you don't have the means to monsterize her, you'll never obtain the means to do so, you'll never meet someone who can, and any attempt to travel to monster lands will be met with failure. Like I said, you're a bad luck, anon.

>> No.34618493

>I-It's just an archive guise!
Mmhm. Stupid asiatic heterophobe.

>> No.34618501

See >>34618475

On the good side though, your story will likely make a good, comedy-style movie.

>> No.34618507

What does she do for a living?

>> No.34618518

I'm not the thin skinned faggot that can't stand even the thought of things I don't like.

>> No.34618520

Just kill her and yourself and pray to Eros for a passing lich, problem solved, top tier waifu get.

>> No.34618528

Yeah totally, who needs gates, lets bring all the trash in.

>> No.34618543

Alp and human chick are a close match. Don't think too much about it in the former case, or max son production to have at least them get the monmusu pussu in the later.

>> No.34618551

And who elected you as the arbitrator of what is good and what is trash?

>> No.34618562

Me, because my taste and opinions > your taste and opinions. And you like TFT, fuck you.

>> No.34618577

Interesting theory, but like I said. There's zero means for her to monsterize. No monsterized god has influence in the land you reside. Your wife is now a dead wife and nothing more. Let's not make this a bad ending. Don't kill your wife. That's mean and not cool.

>> No.34618596

Guess I'll just kill myself then.

>> No.34618610

Fuck you. It's a website. It has stories by several different authors, some I like and some I don't, and more importantly it has a functional tag system that I can use to filter out the shit I have no interest in.

>> No.34618635

>Bad luck anon's corpse gets exposed to mamono mana
>Monsterizes into zombie girl
Heh, I won't marry you, but I know a guy who's into undead girls. I'm sure you'll make a good wife to someone.

>> No.34618645

My assumption would be that she's some kind of sealed monster or just one that appears human, like a Dark Mage.

>> No.34618659

It's not me anymore it's just a skeleton girl with another soul-entity inhabiting my corpse, but I'll still be equipped to give you a good boning big boy.

>> No.34618693

That reminds me, some undead still have a human soul while others have a spirit that took over a dead body.

Naturally soulless undead would always be female but wouldn't it be possible to incubize into a type of undead with a soul?

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>Ice Queen strengthens the ice block so not even Yeti hugs can melt it
>picks up the ice block and stump in one smooth scoop
>she carries him off to her royal study to thaw in front of her fireplace
>she won't stop calling her new boyfriend Master
A fate worse than Yetis!

>> No.34618717

But if she's a sealed monster then there is a 100% guarantee that she'll never cheat and remain loyal.

>> No.34618718

I'm gonna set up sentry guns in defensible and strategic places around my house.

Surely this will deter and pesky monstergirls who will try to break into my home to get to me.

>> No.34618736

Not unless you were already a faggot.

>> No.34618747

I'm going to become a professional infiltrator just to help them get stubborn guys like yourself.

>> No.34618761

Gonna opt for cu sith

>> No.34618775

I said turn into an undead incubus, not and undead alp.

You do know the difference between and incubus and and alp right?

>> No.34618819

No, I was speed reading and shitposting on multiple threads and boards simultaneously.

>Incubise as a soul
If for whatever reason your soul wasn't released to its respective afterlife, and also lingered in a place of high energy... I don't see why not.

>> No.34618839

That last option is so cosmically unlikely that they're essentially a eldritch entity.

>> No.34618899

She sells maids and maid accessories

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>> No.34618917

I thought she sold seashells down by the sea shore?

>> No.34619013

I'm going to tell this kiki she's cute and offer her a job as an idol

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Mind break is just a nice(but messy) holiday anyway. can't win against lilim thighs

>> No.34619135

If by 'working as idol' you mean you're going to worship her then I suppose she will agree

>> No.34619160

You just dick that alp into a proper woman. Mating press will fix it.

>> No.34619180

Not him, but I would worship my perfect and elegant kiki maid every night.

>> No.34619210

>"A present? Is it squeezed between your boobs or something?"

>> No.34619227

I will cherish my Jinko mom.
Oh boy, is it a PS5?

>> No.34619327

>You bought me some Bionicles? You shouldn't have!

>> No.34619349

>Slurping on a lamia's long tongue like it's a lollipop

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>> No.34619477

>Reaching down a lamia's throat to take back the actual lollipop she took from from you and swallowed

>> No.34619543

She's planning to make me cum from a touch isn't she?

>> No.34619578

I wonder if the real reason why Nurari attract multiple women is because they only have 1 nipple so they need more around in case there's more kids.

>> No.34619587

Damn I love her design, even if she's barely even a cosplay-tier monster

>> No.34619594

I'll take a Cait Sith. She will be my little Yuumi and we will travel the world together as an adventuring duo.

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Even if she is a liitle... unconventional for a maid?

>> No.34619873

Middle-management Anubis Tonegawa!

>> No.34619951

there's pastebin alternatives.

>> No.34619964

Back to /tg/ with you >>34618184

>> No.34620024

/tg/ is way too based to to do anything original, like true chads they only want to subvert and deconstruct

>> No.34620042

>giving it more attention
>shitting up the thread yourself with mass quoting and continuing to talk about it

>> No.34620090

Everyone left /tg/ because of that bug boy retard. The threads are just him talking to himself now.

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>> No.34620115

I want to see Centaur nightly orders from across the land.
They must have unique heraldry, colors, and doctrines.

>> No.34620160
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angels need love too

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How would one go about attracting a high-tier angel?

>> No.34620360

Imagine the wingpits.

>> No.34620362

Blasphemy god

>> No.34620374

freshly baked angel food cake

>> No.34620377

Be a very naughty sinner

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you might attract someone else

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>> No.34620537

>hahaha imagine he huffed the wings as a joke hahaha

>> No.34620563
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Do dark-skinned holstaurs give you chocolate milk like real-life cows do?

>> No.34620586

There is still talk and discussion there. I refuse to be associated with that bug retard.

>> No.34620619

No, that's silly. If that was true, the existence of strawberry milk would require pink cows.

>> No.34620623

I love that one.
Is there more? After the company picnic that was all that was in his paste bin at the time.

>> No.34620637

>holstaur eats a whole bunch of strawberries thinking she'll make strawberry milk

>> No.34620656

damn this place is really buttblasted over /tg/. what happened?

>> No.34620664

I considered making one, but the things you need to make eye patches cost like $1500.

>> No.34620668

Too bad. Fuck off back to /tg/ you goddamn tourist.

>> No.34620687

redditors here mad because /tg/ makes their waifus too realisitic and interesting

>> No.34620696

>In the plot of Fallout 1, The Master forcibly converts humans into mutants with FEV, because the humans are bad and stuff and the mutants are oh so much better.
>In the plot of MGE, monsters forcibly convert humans into monsters girls/incubi with demonic energy, because the humans are bad and stuff and the monster girls/incubi are oh so much better.
How are these any different?

>> No.34620709

hey, I was about to crosspost that :^(
can you guys give me the (You)s instead?

>> No.34620711

The Master was based and MGE monsters are cringe.

>> No.34620719

Create something amazing in the name of a god. Constructing a shrine at the top of one of the tallest mountains, creating powerful artifacts for their followers to use, stuff like that.
Sorry, I'm allergic to angel feathers.

>> No.34620729

Like 2 posters from /tg/ come here to post their shit because the people in /tg/ threads won't give them any (you)s.

>> No.34620741
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If a monster has to entertain children. How does she go about that? Monsters like arachne, dragons, and lamia may have it easier because they can entertain with their non-human bits. Something like a succubus or kiki could tell stories or organize games right. This hypothetical is explicitly non-sexual by the way, monsters taking care of children that aren't theirs for a short while is cute

>> No.34620749

She got out of it, because the value of those shells fell, mainly because their is tons on the sand.

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>> No.34620761

What to expect from a monster girl amusement park?

>> No.34620786

Their thread died, warhammer shitters and a bug boy loving cunt who killed their thread decided to try make their home here instead.
Yeah making them like literally everything else sure is interesting.

>> No.34620800

Get high levels as a divine class and you will get ones attention.
Alternatively, go the eros worshipper route, get a high level and do a few quests to bring couples together/protect them.

>> No.34620867
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>when you smell the blood of a Christian man

>> No.34620868

A minotaur lost in the maze of mirrors

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>when you give him a bandaid so that nasty paper cut stops bleeding

>> No.34620935

>funhouse mirrors that instead of just warping a reflection, tailor the proportions to the viewer's preference

>> No.34620940

Manticores would probably be annoyed kids don't fear them.

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>> No.34620956

>salamanders last words before being buried in a dogpile

>> No.34620970

>When you realize the thicc Navstack bapho riding you in the funhouse is a tradional loli bapho instead

>> No.34620971

>When your troll waifu cosplays as Makoto.

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>> No.34620983

I bet when jabberwocks go on a diet they have to get those rubber bands they use on crocodiles for their tentacles

>> No.34620987

What a sweetheart. She's getting a traditonal chapel wedding in a nice white wedding dress from me.

>> No.34620988

Is it just me or is your waifu getting chubbier?

>> No.34621000

good god look at that belly
made for raspberries

>> No.34621005

>human kids don't understand what she means by "I'll milk you dry with my tail"

>> No.34621010

Too much naked apron and big breakfasts, very sad, many such cases.

>> No.34621011

Big fat dragon gunt

>> No.34621023

If I had dragon children I'd just whistle in random places from time to time just to see which one of them divebombs me for a hug out of nowhere.

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pretty sure there's a few images of just that

>> No.34621057

That but huge fluffy griffons

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>Inexhaustible sex beast passes out from giving flying rides around neighbourhood. More at eleven

>> No.34621094

Dark elf won't be so smug when I sell all her bondage gear to a yansnek.

>> No.34621106
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>"Rude, I'm still mighty."

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>> No.34621121

She doesn't know that I'm secretly an architect.
Where do you think her tentacles are getting these doughnuts?

>> No.34621126
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Poison Dart frogs secrete poison based certain species of ants they eat, and thus captive bred ones are safe to handle!

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smol fluffy baby griffons

>> No.34621140

slimy frog hands typed this post

>> No.34621151

>Poison Dart frogs secrete poison based certain species of ants
I've heard that Poison Dart frogs secrete poison cringe

>> No.34621153

Costume characters walking around the park are all Yetis because they get to hug park guests

>> No.34621156

How fluffy do you like your weresheep?

>> No.34621185

You know those stories you see every so often about a sheep that escaped and went like 3 years without being sheared? That fluffy.

>> No.34621189

The dunk tank contains a dark slime and the ball you throw is a slime core. The person getting dunked is either unwilling paladin chan or a volunteer from the audience.

>> No.34621205

>yeti in dinosaur costume sees guy she likes
>engulfs him for alone hugging time inside the costume with her
I guess I shouldn't be concerned if my friends disappear then?

>> No.34621218

I-Is the tank clear? Am I about to give this crowd a show?

>> No.34621237

I just want to see some Griffin daughters with all their fluffy down feathers hugging papa now

>> No.34621252

It's okay, they probably won't hit it.

>> No.34621264

Milk the Lilims

>> No.34621284

>go to park
>volunteer for the dark slime dunk tank because volunteers get a free meal coupon
>it's ok, nobody's going to hit the target anyways, it's so far away
>anon knew he fucked up upon realizing that a starting pitcher for the boy stealers decided to visit the park and was handed the core to throw

>> No.34621300

>throw the core
>looks like you're going to miss the mark by several feet
>ball gets intercepted and caught by a dark slime tendril oozing up out of the tank
>the slime then pulls the ball over to the target and smacks it for you

>> No.34621302

Fluffy enough to be that one archetype where the character has hair or in this case wool over their eyes and gives you feral mindbreaking sex.

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Especially this one

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This times haru okumura plus jabberfags waif^the entire yeti population of ice realm in a puffy yarn sweater.
But does she have layers?

>> No.34621358

It might be hard to maintain a good heckling game with the dark slime constantly making innuendos at you from below.

>> No.34621361
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>Last words of man milked into a coma by Lilims

>> No.34621366

What if I insisted I marry my dark priestess under a traditional wedding in a order church?

>> No.34621372

She can't mindbreak me if I headpat her first!

>> No.34621384

Well now you've given her a corruptionplay fetish it seems

>> No.34621407

>I guess I shouldn't be concerned if my friends disappear then?
They're taken to the maintenance corridor for a "backstage tour", they'll be back in an hour or two covered in white fur with a thousand yard stare

>> No.34621551

Ring toss is angel themed and involves tossing halos onto little effigies. It's run by a demon for some odd reason. You get a cute dark angel plush out of it.

>> No.34621555

I'm going to apply to become a Lilim's stress relief daki!

>> No.34621567

>Cowplay Lilim
She just wanted the simple, farm life.

>> No.34621594

I'm sure there are still a lot of scam games like a regular amusement park. I just want one of them to have a living plush or living doll for prizes.

>> No.34621636

>Top prize is a full-sized Bogey
How is she going to fit inside the car?

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>wanting for living dolls to be given out as prizes in amusement parks

>> No.34621649

>loli bogeys cosplaying as dark angels
that's where they get you, isn't it

>> No.34621659

>Lim returns to her bedchambers after a long, tiring day of ordering her minions about
>Sits on her bed, and immediately her stress-relief hubby comes out with a mug of hot chocolate, a tight cuddle and a gentle back massage

>> No.34621674

>Tell her you want to get married at a order church
>She seem totally okay with this
>Pick a church
>Just a few days before you're getting married the church suddenly converts to the order of the fallen goddess

>> No.34621697

I figured the halos are real (hand collected by the demon) and when it links to the effigy the dark angel is beckoned to your location.

>> No.34621778

Tie her to the roof of your car like a Christmas tree, she won't mind

>> No.34621820

There needs to be more ways of getting one outside of going into shady old shops or having one randomly show up at your doorstep.

>> No.34621840

How big are Bogeys? I thought they were the same size as an average human.

>> No.34621857

It's just no the same without the shady old shop part, you know.

>> No.34621886

Being ogres, they're quite large but then being a japanese ogre makes them like 5'6".

>> No.34621891
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They're big, but I bet you can squish them in a bit like a stuffed animal.

>> No.34621919

>Cu sith
Just turn the lights off off and do it under the covers

>> No.34621948

Some resident shitposters from /tg/ admitted to starting crap here

>> No.34621970

I wish a bogey would do this to me.

>> No.34621983
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Loyalty first, I'm marrying a Cait Sith. I love cats and being king of her cat kingdom even if solely a ceremonial position with no power wouldn't be a bad life.

>> No.34621995

Ah, the Japanese Tall Girl Curse.

>> No.34622051

>Jinko goes all her life being called the 'giant' for her size.
>Portals open.
>Turns out 'the giant' is just 5'8"

>> No.34622056

I'd just take the alp. I'm not against them in the first place, though the hand flapping gay personality type is annoying. Maybe it'd be different/she'd chill out if I was dicking her.

>> No.34622093

But is she happy about it?

>> No.34622104

>Tall girl all her life.
>Can now find guys who are taller than her
yes, yes she is.

>> No.34622114
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>Made by the guy who runs it
Bob does not and has never ran TFT. The fact that people sting cling to that myth like an old South Irish woman clutching her rosary is hilarious to me.

>> No.34622115

If the Alp's personality will change to a normal succubi personality after enough mana I'll pick them, otherwise I'll go for the human and give her so many dark insignias she'll have the mindset and pleasure abilities of a monster.

>> No.34622124

Perfect size for bullying

>> No.34622132

If that were the case imagine centaurs, portals open up and half of the men are big enough to princess carry them.

>> No.34622136

I would breed that dragon.

>> No.34622157

No bulli, just love

Anon no, I don't think those girls would be able to contain themselves.

>> No.34622160
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I would kill for an Ushi-Oni plush. I'd make one myself but I think i'd do a horrible job at making a template. If there's a decent one already made I can do it.

>> No.34622172

strawberry milk is made by holstaurs that ate too much shrimp

>> No.34622199

Fair. A jinko would probably appreciate the change more than something like, say, an amazon or ocolomeh.
>EFW when she develops a Napoleon complex post-portal

>> No.34622201

I still wonder what Manticore milk would taste like.

>> No.34622222


>> No.34622234

Miss, I am over 28 years old

>> No.34622240

Those quints are terrifying me.

>> No.34622251


>> No.34622260

idk but it would probably work like liquid viagra

>> No.34622277

Manticore butter is a perfect addition to any meal

>> No.34622291

Well she's not a holst or part-holst chimera, so it probably tastes like normal breast milk.

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>> No.34622306
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>Child apprentice of a Baphomet.
This is not what I expected.

>> No.34622314

Sweet, dense and very filling, but goes down smooth and makes Your tummy feel warm. Perfect to drink as You're getting dryfished by the tail.

>> No.34622328

for once in her life the baphomet is taller than you, not by much but still taller

>> No.34622345

I want flayer tentacles in my ears.

>> No.34622372

Their already in there

>> No.34622380

Also nice.

>> No.34622388

angry haku.jpg

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>> No.34622409

Pour Sensie must be angery all the tiem.

>> No.34622417

Hakus that waste there time being grammar nazis online are doomed to dairy farms.

>> No.34622426

Faku the haku

>> No.34622462

Which MGs would bully you to the point of making you cry, then hug you tight in her chest and pamper you as you are crying?

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>> No.34622504

Manticore, Dark Elf maybe. Cheshire?

>> No.34622505

Cover me Peanut butter and throw me to the hellhounds, that there lim has the biggest tits I'd ever seen, those milk tanks can feed a small village and then some

>> No.34622525
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She's getting buff so she can beat some proper grammar and spelling into your head.

>> No.34622526
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>Man Filth!

>> No.34622551

Fit hakutaku is my fetish

>> No.34622558

I don't mind alps, and an alp with a gay attitude is just a lisping, particularly flirty and fashion obsessed succubus with a preference for anal and oral so I'll go with her. Second choice would be the Siths, and I'm not touching a woman who can't monsterize because clearly fate and her own personality are completly antithetical to what monsterization entails, so she must be a sociopath or something.

>> No.34622581
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>Man Stud
Fixed that for you.

>> No.34622586

Human woman is good, 2D human girls are nice.

>> No.34622590

I am raised by wurms, perfect. What's the worst that can happen to me?

>> No.34622599

Hakus are nerds but they're still minotaurs.

>> No.34622651
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>Dark mage
Oh no

>> No.34622677

Magus anon's Ushi Short
I don't even like Ushis but i really like the 'reforming mean monsters' story type

>> No.34622695

>Ushi Oni
At least my bones will heal easier from all the calcium I'll be getting

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how do mgs get off when no man is around?

>> No.34622711

Think that one might be my favorite one-shot he's done

>> No.34622750


>> No.34622770

He has had recent post on twitter about they may masturbate or use sex toys but monsters are all about sex with a human man that it doesn't feel that good to be alone. He has also brought up for married monsters that are separated, magical sex toys that can share sensation or magic to open a portable glory hole to their husband.

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I guess it varies by species. Tentacles must have it so easy...

>> No.34622804

Good she's gonna need to be fit to work on that there farm.

>> No.34622853

Manticores probably use double ended dildos.

>> No.34622875

Is it a M249 light machinegun!?
Please let it be a M249!

>> No.34622876

>magic to open a portable glory hole to their husband.
Cheshires made that didn't they?

>> No.34622877

Imagine now that elementals teaching their children powers

>> No.34622880

Imagine trying to stick a claw up there. No wonder MGs are so aggressive when pursuing sex.

>> No.34622888

>sex toys
i imagine lamias probably dont need those

>> No.34622901

Male corpses don't monsterize you retard

>> No.34622920

So they just sit around and smell bad?

>> No.34622935

I can relate to that

>> No.34622939

I want to catch one in the act while she looking at pics of me

>> No.34622940

Read the setting new boy

>> No.34622985

Skeletons can but you are right about other undead.
>Zombies and other undead type monsters can fundamentally never rise from a man’s corpse; however, in the skeleton’s case, mamano mana doesn’t dwell within the body, the body itself is made up of mamano mana. They are an exception, and men’s bones can become monsters too. Even in that case, the body formed is still a female body. Thoughts and memories from their lives as men remain, but they mostly become twisted in ways such as the following: “When I was alive I was a woman.” “When I was alive, my best friend was my lover.”

>> No.34622991

I know.

>> No.34623056

that belly and thighs are pretty worship-able

>> No.34623064

Love them? Yes
Lusting after angels feels...wrong...

>> No.34623101

get the strongest cannon you can find, load it as hot as you can, aim for the heavens, load it a bit hotter, then shoot for the clouds, you'll reach the pearly gates in no time

>> No.34623201
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>buff haku-chan just finished nearly breaking anon's pelvis after he made one too many grammatical mistakes
>she gently shifts her weight off of him a bit
>"phew... are you alright? I didn't go too far, did I?"
>anon responds weakly with "yeah... I'm doing good"
>she goes right back to riding on him brutally hard, grunting out a syllable with each pound

>> No.34623220

>Actually I'm doing you right now

>> No.34623256

Like those videos of people shooting a dead rat out of a potato gun

>> No.34623265

Does anyone have that image of the haku crying because she rode anon hard enough to make him forget basic math?

>> No.34623286

I think I am ....hot for teacher

>> No.34623312
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>you will never be fucked retarded by a monster

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Spying on a girl getting herself off is my fetish

>> No.34623329

I remember drawing that, and I wish to be fucked retarded

>> No.34623375

What are some monsters you would like to see KC make a profile for?

>> No.34623398

At this point I just want KC to go back to profiles I don't care what we get

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>> No.34623408

Something with multiple arms.

>> No.34623430

Your mother's monstrous thighs

>> No.34623441

I think you may already have been.

>> No.34623452
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A Lizardtaur monster similar to Dragon Ogres or Zoats.

>> No.34623456

That's true for me but minus the sex part

>> No.34623469

rude but true

>> No.34623477

Smelter demon because it would give a whole new meaning to facefucking.

>> No.34623486

Skeletal champions.
Need some more midtier mooks.

>> No.34623495
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cute 10gu

>> No.34623523
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Probably some chameleon monstergirl

>> No.34623536

Although he specifically says that it's not really that popular because monsters are all about feeling good with the man they love not just feeling good.
>Monster girls are creatures that like to "feel good having sex with their husbands", not "feeling good by themselves", and they don't feel that good in the first place, so adult products for single people are not really popular. Adult products for couples are very popular.
>There are magical tools that make your bed a shared space even when you are far away from each other, and mysterious holes in the wall that suddenly appears in the middle of nowhere and connect you to your wife. You can find a lot of things that you can use to make your life easier.

>> No.34623621

Of course. Stern and professional! She deserves all the worship!

>> No.34623631

>at work
>miss my kiki maid
>remember the handy dandy pocket gloryhole I purchased
>coworkers a little weirded out that I'm sticking my cock in the side of the desk but understand my struggles

>> No.34623641

Anything. Just abandon the game.

>> No.34623646

sucks to be you, city boy. I get to fuck my wife and wake up when I want working on the farm

>> No.34623665

behir, bullette, hydra, more undead

>> No.34623669

why, is it really bad?

>> No.34623699
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>off on a diplomatic mission
>miss my wife
>grab the portal o matic and stick an arm through
>Pharaoh is holding court when a disembodied arm pops through a portal to her left
>sticks it's thumb inside her mouth to molest the inside of her cheek then disappears back into the portal
>diplomat anon peacefully falls asleep unaware that he forgot to account for timezone differences

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>"Could I stay here? It's raining, Anon. I can cook!"

>> No.34623707

development hell

>> No.34623730

>All tied up, gagged, blindfolded ect and used as a daki by the sleeping lilim
>constantly having mindbreaking orgasm from her tight hug
That's either paradise or hell.

>> No.34623734

>"Sure, I- wait how do you know my name?"

>> No.34623771

Didn't he just start like this year? I don't why there seem to be a few people who are so dedicated to this doom and gloom attitude about the game. It's not like he's going to take the money and run and I'd say the demo was pretty decent considering he's essentially making the game on his own. Also I don't think this is the first game he's worked on but I'd also day he's doing well considering it isn't his main job

>> No.34623773

Assuming I'm actually acquainted well enough for her to know my name, this girl knows how to work with me.

>> No.34623782

I see now why many cultures cremate their dead.

>> No.34623829

Sorry we don't serve journalists here

>> No.34623890

only if you steal reimu's panties and jack me off with them

>> No.34623895

>Didn't he just start like this year?
He released the demo this year and went public about the development in 2019. I don't know how much he did before that.

>> No.34623919

>Didn't he just start like this year?
anon i remember kc's game being called vaporware five years ago.

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Well? would you?

>> No.34623972

Phoenix, but I expect more centaur types

>> No.34623986

>core-ball giggles in your hand

>> No.34624019

Please no

>> No.34624047

She's a sly one. She's bent over at just the right angle where her panties will be in full view of the mirror.
Tread carefully.

>> No.34624075

>Tread carefully.
She's already inside, too late for that.

>> No.34624114

>ha-haha anon you saw my panties now you legally have to marry me!

>> No.34624131

The only marriage I accept is one under the eyes of God. You will need to ask a priestess of Eros for permission to marry me

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I guess I should accept my fate then.

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>> No.34624166

No, not into elderitch horrors.

>> No.34624202

What would you do if this little dork panicked and pulled out a hastily drawn note in poor handwriting from "Eros" claiming that it's her will? Could you, in good mind, tell her no?

>> No.34624237

Could be worse. That's Aya, right? I don't recall her being the worst 2hu.

>> No.34624244

Aya is a filthy "news reporter" though.

>> No.34624250

and whos the worst one?

>> No.34624278

She is fake news

>> No.34624282

I bet being absorbed by a shog is immensely pleasurable. I am ready for the shog rape

>> No.34624286

I dunno, maybe the one with the umbrella or that one sage. I don't think I've gapped to any of their doujins so they must be terrible.

Just keep her too busy for "news."

>> No.34624308

Cumming on the sleeping shrine maiden until she fully monsterizes!

>> No.34624309

>that one with umbrella
there is like 3 around

>> No.34624312

Holy shit fuck you fuck you man 100% fuck you you have god awful taste and are a fucking piece of shit human being, fuck you

>> No.34624324

>the one with the umbrella
you don't like the "you've never seen a pair of breasts before" meme?

>> No.34624333

The red one. Yuuka? Or maybe she was just misunderstood, I don't know. I'm barely a tertiary, stop asking me questions.

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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>> No.34624488
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She's interviewing the interesting local human.
>"Are you dating anyone right now? What do you think of crow tengu? What is the amount of children you'd like to have?"

>> No.34624513

Methinks she's a virgin too.

>> No.34624528

>It's Winter.
I wish

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Which sage?

>> No.34624563

Wasn't there a blue and red one with no sense of right and wrong?

>> No.34624634
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>10ft tall stuffed animal
The only question is, is it possible to healslut for them? Or would I quite literally have to patch her up?

>> No.34624666

You may be thinking of the red and white one, she has no sense of right and wrong.

>> No.34624667

who is the worst 2hu?

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Drawing blanks here, sorry.

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Would dark elves like to play morrowind? Would she call me n'wah or would she think that's dumb?

>> No.34624703

Eirin isn't a sage, she's just old.

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>> No.34624718

Sweaty gamer dark elves sit on your face while playing nerdy rpgs

>> No.34624721

after the Microsoft acquisition ive disavowed having anything to do with elderscrolls, we all know whats coming I'm just doing this ahead of time.

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>> No.34624761

Like a good /v/ drone you're preparing to hate the thing that isn't even out yet, very impressive

>> No.34624763

I want a muscular monster girlfriend who will give me headpats and call me a good boy while I eat her out.

>> No.34624787

I planted into KC's the idea of the Lion Girl being a harem of muscle waifus that protect you, so I would love to see how it goes, so Werelion.

Tho I will end up smashing my head against the wall if she ends up being one of the "muat beat or impress in combat to marry" types.

>> No.34624795

I think that's the one. For some reason I had
In mind physically.

>> No.34624799
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Massive fertile dragons

>> No.34624803

They wouldn't care for it. They have higher standards then living in huts and eating insect eggs.
Not him, but knowing Microsoft the game is more likely to just end up in development hell more than anything else the more they are involved. The best thing they can do is let Todd do his job.

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Is there a problem if she has chocolate skin?

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Mamano are scary

>> No.34624835

Yeah, that hound is doing some owl mage-tier shit with her neck.

>> No.34624848

Not a requirement, but I'm fine with that.

>> No.34624864

She's a Taoist hermit.

>> No.34624870

should have put the alp face in the middle

>> No.34624875

Fuck off you stupid faggot

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I'm sure you would.

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You should also add your location to your post so they have an easier time finding you

>> No.34625013

I love her

>> No.34625018

I wanna ruin those abs with a pregnancy or two

>> No.34625034

Hydra-chan! I wonder if she'd be a Lilaraune-type mamono or something else?

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Do you?

>> No.34625064

Lamia with one snake part and two human parts

>> No.34625107

I want to get scareoused by a big buff monster girl

>> No.34625126

Having a bodyguard gf like that would be nice.

>> No.34625135

I can't decide between this or being a squire to a mamano dark knight/warrior

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>> No.34625178

Either way, you better be prepared for having to use your tongue a lot.

>> No.34625197

Of course. A true warrior knows that talking is a skill that needs to be practiced like any other

>> No.34625205

I'd rather be the meat shield/mana dispenser for a mage or tactician monster.

>> No.34625243

Gonna give a cub bump

>> No.34625274

That was well. Human villagers/quest givers have an easier time talking to you.

>> No.34625281
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It's a good day when you're covered in sandworm spit

>> No.34625294

While it's possible they're generally HP-Tanks with good recovery rather then high defense ones. They mesh much more with party members that debuff the enemy as a result.

>> No.34625305

How is shog food made? Do they go through the work of creating shog ingredients and making the dish, or is it already a finished meal when they spit it out?

>> No.34625320
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What about two bodyguard gfs

>> No.34625355

While someone did ask him about the taste of Shog slime jelly, most would probably use real ingredients but they can make frying pans, utensils, and plates out of themselves to serve it.

>> No.34625382

High upkeep, but could be very comfy. I want to travel the mamono world with them.

>> No.34625427

They could just spit out a complete meal, but they like traditional cooking because it has more love put into it and is impressive to the master. Just watch out for show-off shogs that put on a full teppanyaki chef-styled show for every meal.

>> No.34625456

I would like to have a long conversation with these two ladies

>> No.34625460

2x love, but also daily 2x pelvis damage.

>> No.34625469

I love tails ending with a heart shape.

>> No.34625472
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My wife.

>> No.34625498
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>When the hero won't stop talking about how big the demon lord's breasts are

>> No.34625502

Two big protective "dakis" though. You will never have an uncomfortable night in your adventures. Also you have already ensured you have the right potions for any potential pelvis damage.

>> No.34625536

I mean, they're HUGE! Why would he not talk about them?

>> No.34625539

If she didn't want me to talk about them maybe she shouldn't flaunt them so

>> No.34625555

>The hero starts mating with her breasts
She wins?

>> No.34625571

Not as long as he only uses her breasts.

>> No.34625576

Order sex education is a bit lacking

>> No.34625581

Can you really consider nights with them comfortable if you're constantly being sandwiched between their big (and possibly sweaty) bodies?

>> No.34625582
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>you thought you were going to just go on a nice hike with your magefu while she gathers some alchemy ingredients
>she took you to a part of the countryside with demonic beasts
>the ones in the area are completely docile, but every time you see one she insists you deposit some mana in her just in case it gets violent
>she also has you give her a quick mana surge whenever her "instincts" tell her there might be a possible threat around
>she even asks you to put some mana in her whenever nothing has happened for a while, just so she can be sure that she's topped off
>she finally finds the ingredients she's looking for after stopping for quickies every 5 minutes
>and of course, she's bending over a stump and flipping up her dress, asking for a celebratory mana boost
>at long last she warps the two of you back home
>you're completely drained
>she gives you a quick pat and thanks you for your hard work, then summons up some water for you to take a warm bath
>you close your eyes as you lean back in the tub and try to recover from the fatigue of nutting throughout the entire day
>suddenly feel the weight of her fat mage ass in your lap
>she thinks that it's only fair that you pay her back the mana it took for the water spell
are you really mentally prepared to be a mana dispenser?

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>> No.34625591

Sounds perfect, when can I start?

>> No.34625595

Big! Large!

>> No.34625597


>> No.34625605

She's not flaunting them, it's traditional garb

Sure it had to be altered to accommodate her, but it's still traditional

>> No.34625611

>Doggystyling your sultry dark mage mistress in the middle of the woods
this is too hot

>> No.34625612
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Where do I find cute outlander dark elves? The regular dark elves are really mean

>> No.34625613

Traditional flaunting garb

>> No.34625648

Imagine how gentle they get when both of them are carrying your daughters

>> No.34625699

When I listen to the radio I like to imagine which monsters fit best with each song.

>> No.34625739

>"We're going to a very dangerous area for a couple weeks so I decided to create a golem for some extra protection"
>Along with more frequent recharging sessions, you'll have to fill the golem every once in a while because all her attacks cost mana
Are you sure you got what it takes?

>> No.34625777

Best monster girl for WAP?

>> No.34625804

Disgusting human girls.

>> No.34625825


>> No.34625838


>> No.34625925

So an aquatic sandworm?

>> No.34625955
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So are ratatoskrs the most anal adept monster girls?
They seem like they exist solely for sodomy

>> No.34625963

>exist solely for sodomy
That would be kikis

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I disagree. Ratas have superior anuses, and they have fluff you can huff

>> No.34626015

Yes because evey time I see one I want to punish it for being such a smug cunt.

>> No.34626056

I can't handle that smug face. I don't know what she knows, but I'm worried.

>> No.34626076

Squirrels want nuts.

>> No.34626099

What happens if I try to live alone in isolation in the MGE world?

>> No.34626109

it's a big place. You could if you wanted to.

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>> No.34626130

They are not born as anal stars, they are molded into them by all the punishment sex they receive throughout their lives.

>> No.34626165

>The hermit incubus

>> No.34626172

Hey, I was reassigned a new class, Manslut. What does it boost and why are so many monster girls extra horny around me?

>> No.34626175

ngl being able to re-do my physical growth and development might be a bigger deal to me than monstergirl mom
Presumably things are going to go pretty 'normally' until puberty, then it's

>> No.34626184

>The Chad order soldier

>> No.34626193
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>Top 5 favorite monsters
>Top 3 favorite outfits
>Top 3 favorite body types

>Your favorite combination of the 3

>> No.34626196

Goddammit anon. Hermits can be pretty chad as well

>> No.34626197

Time for comfiness to the max

>> No.34626242
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Be careful what you wish for, winter may come to you

>> No.34626262

She looks pretty flushed for winter

>> No.34626268

>uhhhhh i dunno maid outfits are alright
>ghostly skeleton taur chimaera wearing a maid outfit

>> No.34626277
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It makes you attractive to susceptible women and increases your stamina. That being said monsters still want commitment, so find yourself a nice Bicorn to manage a harem. Failing that, expect the biggest, meanest one to chain you up and force you to remain loyal.

>> No.34626285

>Demon, Cheshire, Jubjub, Shoggoth, Kikimora
>Maid, Gothic lolita, Virgin killer
>Petite with hips, Oppai loli, Classic hourglass
>I can't decide. Send help.

>> No.34626304

>Dark Mage

>Skimpy barbarian armor
>Kimono / elegant robes
>Birthday suit

>Muscular amazonian goddess
>Ripe, soft, voluptuous, virgin-devouring CC
>Toned and athletic, with slightly visible abs

>> No.34626305

Guys, I got bit by a venomous lamia that I accidentally provoked while climbing a mountain. Am I in grave danger?

>> No.34626316

Don’t do this it summons Druella

>> No.34626328


>big sweater
>thin sundress
>comfy lingerie

>tall stack

>wight sweater tallstack
>elf vampire ballgown tallpear
>ghoul lingerie shortstack

>> No.34626338

Volcel cope.

>> No.34626345

>Wurm, Bunyip, Bogey, Cheshire, Dragon zombie
>Nun's habit, jean hotpants with tied up shirt bra with bra showing, and office wear
>Large strong fat venus, petite with big hips, and short stacks
>Large strong fat venus Wurm in a somewhat tight nun habit
> petite Cheshire with hips in office wear complete with the pencil skirt and stocking
>a short stack Dragon zombie in a country gal outfit like the second option

>> No.34626358

You're telling me I can get a lilim by being a hermit? Everyone get the fuck away from me. I'ma go innawoods and you can't stop me!

>> No.34626363

>tfw no tallpear refined elf vampire to teach me ballroom dancing and slowly turn the session lewd, gradually lowering my hand placement on her hip

>> No.34626384

not deep enough, ya gotta go innainnawoods for that to happen

>> No.34626389

>Cu Sith

>Birthday suit
>Tailcoat tuxedo with Zettai Ryouki
>Traditional Persian garb ala Scheherazade in Fate/GO


>Pear shaped Leopard Selkie wearing her seal skin similar to the tuxedo tailcoat with ZR, her thighs barely contained in her kneesocks flippers

>> No.34626401

I'm going to go so innawoods that I transcend the mortal plane! Ushi Lilim will be mine!

>> No.34626425

>Dark Mage

>Nun outfits
>Bodysuits taimanin style
>Ancient egyptian clothes (honorable mention of harem/arabic/persian style)

>Big and muscled with huge boobs
>Hourglass with huge boobs
>Shortstack with huge boobs obviously

>> No.34626429

Pure angel LIlim, so pure that she thinks that kissing is sex and handholding is how a man gets a woman pregnant, and a stork harpy will bring the baby 9 months later

>> No.34626434


>Heavy barbarian armour
>Spats and tanktop

>Venus mommy
>Massive strongfat
>Toned muscle

>massive strongfat Minotaur in heavy barbarian armour
>venus mommy Yeti in a summerdress
>toned muscle Oni in spats and tanktop

>> No.34626439

It's a special kind of pain bro...

>> No.34626454

No matter how I lift, I CAN'T LIFT THIS PAIN AWAY

>> No.34626457

A dark thought has entered my mind. I am not into lolis but I wonder..... is it possible to "raise" a young MG into the ideal waifu beyond what you would normally be able to with wife DE fucking? Like actually impacting how she grows up. For example, fucking a young Hinezumi into growing up into a 3 meters tall mountain of muscles that put Minotaurs and Jinkos to shame.

>> No.34626468

How would a proud Vampire react (you have not turned into an Incubus yet) if you told her "Give me a blowjob!" in front of all her servants?

>> No.34626472

>Top 5 favorite monsters
Eel, Haku, demon, fox, kiki
>Top 3 favorite outfits
(Slutty) maid, (slutty) miko, belly dancer
>Top 3 favorite body types
MILF shut up, yes it is, shortstack, girl next door
>Your favorite combination of the 3
Uh... Give me a slutty miko MILF eel, please. Or a girl next door I can make I to a MILF, I guess.

>> No.34626473

I want this, but this happens to me

>> No.34626474

Fuck off

>> No.34626497

no, sea worms are bobbit worms, leviathan is more like an eel or snake

>> No.34626498

>You're not an incubus yet
She just smirks and walks up to you, and you get hard. She gently and softly strokes your face and you cum in your pants. She gives you a soft puff of her breath and you fall over drained.

>> No.34626513

>bobbit worms
So literal nightmare fuel that can't be killed?

>> No.34626522

Angrily.demamds that you be dragged to the dungeon and rides you until you turn into an incubus, then gives you a blowjob.

>> No.34626526

>Ushi lilim
Now that's a lot of rape. How the hell did that happen? DL and hero "fight to the death" roleplay sex?

>> No.34626541

My one desire is to hug the biggest, strongest, scariest, and oldest monster girl the lands have ever seen and make her redder than a red Oni's ass

>> No.34626544
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I dunno but she a cute

>> No.34626546

Hey now, at least the local human village appreciate his wisdom. And his basket weaving for that matter.

>> No.34626547

>can't be killed
its just a worm that lives in the ground and attacks things nearby, like a turret spider

>> No.34626553

Nice. How can the Order even stand a chance?

>> No.34626558

>Pslimes/slime carriers
>atlacha nach style spider girls.

>Nuns habit, Maid, reverse Bunny

>Venus, KC petite, StrongBusty

Manticore Nun Strongbusty, Shoggoth Maid Petite, SlimeCarrier Nun.

>> No.34626562

It never did, Anon. It never did.

>> No.34626570

You clearly have not read the horror stories from saltwater aquarium owners. They are notoriously hard to get rid of, to the point you're better off just throwing out everything, even the aquarium itself, and starting over.

>> No.34626603

thats what happens when you dont clean your rocks, people seem to forget how dirty the ocean is

>> No.34626625

Dont they come from live rock. Cleaning them sounds counter productive to keeping them live.

>> No.34626648

>magical sex toys that can share sensation
I'll give one to my alice wife and tell her to suck on it whenever she gets "distracted" (horny).

>> No.34626651

>Jinko, Bogey, Yeti, Shoggoth, White Horn
>Summer dress, business suit, turtleneck sweater with comfy pants
>Beefy and tall; busty and thicc like Trolls drawn by Axem; healthy adult with modest chest
Huge muscular Jinko in a sweater eager to cuddle.

>> No.34626691

The fact she's a chuuni makes her even cuter.

>> No.34626698

>Huge muscular Jinko in a sweater eager to cuddle.
Lord, imagine the chuffing.

>> No.34626716

Manticore, Weresheep, Yeti, Lamia, and.....uhhh….uhhhhhh Hellhound?
Sweater, anything without a bra under really, and, thin shirt?
Lean and athletic, but still with some large, perky breasts, a nice butt, and some good hips and legs. Or just..normal? But with what I said before.
Manticore, anything/sweater without a bra under and lean and athletic.

>> No.34626734

I imagine her licking my face with her rough tongue.

>> No.34626741

Is there a story or something about her?

>> No.34626769
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>Top 5 monsters
Titania, Bogey, Cow, Spider, Dragon
>3 outfits
Fullplate armor, French Maid, Fancy dresses..
>3 body types
Tall and chubby, Tall and muscular, Tall and lithe,
>Your favorite combination of the 3
Tall chubby Titania in a fancy dress.

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>> No.34626833
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Bobbit Worm-chan is cute. Cute!

>> No.34626845

What did selkies do to you?

>> No.34626848

>Seething Manticore noises

>> No.34626879

>Favorite monsters
Bogey, Owl Mage, Shoggoth, Lich, Tentacle
>Favourite Outfits
Nun outfit, A comfortable kimono, A Evil Overlord outfit that includes Bodystocking.
>Favourite Body Types
Voluptuous Beefcake, Big Toned Mom Bod, Tall youthful woman that's still large in the right places.
>Favourite Combo
Toned Mamma Bogey Overlord please.

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Got a new roulette

>> No.34626931


>> No.34626939

Nurari wife is important

>> No.34626943

Anon, good post, but blue board.

>> No.34626989

>>Top 5 favorite monsters

Jinko, Minotaur, Hellhound, Amazoness, Ogre.

>>Top 3 favorite outfits

Jinko-style bikini armor, small sweater that acentuates their muscles and show their abs and a black top that reads "security" at the front and "free beatings" at the back in white letters.

>>Top 3 favorite body types
Tall and muscular, tall and muscular and tall and muscular.

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>> No.34626997

based beast

>> No.34627016

No, beast! Dont take an involuntary vacation!

>> No.34627017

nice, I really like this series

>> No.34627019

Cute phantom

>> No.34627061

>Top 5: Greenworm, Vamp Mosquito, Jinko, Redcap, Kiki
>Outfits: Gyaru fashion, Sharply dressed, Warm and Comfy clothes
>Body Types: Not quite chubby but soft and has meat, Mature/Milf, Toned/Strong
As for the combination, it sort of goes without saying but of course I'd pick my Greenworm in a warm and comfy outfit with her typical soft and squishy full body type. Sharply dressed Greenworm is good too, might have to add it to the drawlist.

>> No.34627075

just a heads up, asides from 0.01% of futa, there's a sweet dark elf thread on /d/. I think their husbandslaves need to go on strike, these elven ladies are getting fat asses from having everything done for them.

>> No.34627111
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Some good taste right there.

>> No.34627118
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>Baphomet, Familiar, Nekomata, Dark Elf, Manticore
>Simple Mage's Robes, Gothic Lolita, Latex
>Petite, Slender, Amazonian
>Petite Baphomet in simple mage robes.

>> No.34627120

Do you have the follow up image where she carries you?

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Of course.

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>> No.34627146

Yeah, that thread is surprisingly quality if I remember right. Might check it out later to see if anything good has been posted since I last saw it.

>> No.34627168

The early oni gets the dick!

>> No.34627191

keeping doin' your thing IB, people here like it

>> No.34627500
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>> No.34627542

no. I shall hug it, for I am sir hugsalot

>> No.34627544

Leave Dire Yeti to me.

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How goes the drawing? I wish you luck and believe in you!

>> No.34627770


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>Dire Yetis arrives on the scene
>She finds two Anons fighting over who gets to hug and marry the Dire Yeti
>"Confused Dire sounds"
>Quickly calls her sister about the lucky find she found for them

>> No.34627895


>Conservative dressed with long skirts
>Insanely lewd dresses that are constantly on the verge of a nip or pussy flash
>Turtleneck sweaters

>Tall and average with big tits
>Tall and slim with big tits
>Tall and absolutely ripped with big tits

A giant ripped dragon with a lewd dress

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>> No.34627923

Damn, I'm not cold.

>> No.34628109

Great as always man

>> No.34628120


Gyaru fasion
Office outfit


Gyaru JC Lilim

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>Lab Coats
>Welding aprons and masks

>Short stack
>Short with wide hips
>Short and petite

Shortstack gremlin in a jumpsuit

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>tending the garden with trollmama
>struggling to adjust to my new lower strength
>trollmama is off standing in the shade
>yet for some reason, sweating profusely

Is she sick? She looks really worried... Oh! She's coming o

>> No.34628599

Fire slime
Grimoire Ghost/Sealed Demon ala that one dude from teen titans.
Steel Dragon
A survivalist monster

>> No.34628662

Guess I'll enjoy a fresh start with a Succubus mother, but I'm worried I'll be married off to a species I'm not comfortable with.

>> No.34629058

>What do you think of crow tengu?
I feel like that's a loaded question.

>> No.34629187
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>Cum and piss in a rata's butthole
>Call it peanut butter as it comes dribbling out.
>Double snare and a cymbal from the Cheshire who's been sitting in the corner watching it all unfold.

>> No.34629264

Finally, a good guy to wash the taste out of the rancid /tg/ bullshit from earlier and that one faggot's Phoenix shit.

>> No.34629399

>Automaton winds up raising me and teaching me various things, being responsible for my education
>Just sees sex as another form of education when I am a teenager and get urges.

>> No.34629438 [SPOILER] 
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Oneesan Sweater
Office lady
Frilly And Regal

Pic related
Petite but not a loli
Toned but not bulging

Any girl that would be a nice match with pic related in a soft wooly sweater.

>> No.34629460

>she shows you proper technique for beating your meat

>> No.34629476

He hates a namefag who likes them.

>> No.34629611

There is not a single namefag worth anything who likes Selkies you fucking nerd

>> No.34629655

Chowder's a pretty nice guy when he's not being a fucking tsundere.

>> No.34629683

What was that?

>> No.34629801

oh shit i'm sorry

>> No.34629849

Sorry for what?

>> No.34629873

If i marry a Dark Mage will she teach me how to use my mana to shoot energy beams?
I'll do wathever she wants to her i just wanna shoot dragonball style energy waves

>> No.34629915

>Posts picture of hairy neet girl
>Oomukade isn’t in the top 5
You can’t seriously mean to imply that a dignified demon, hardworking kikimora, sleepy weresheep or a trustworthy mofu would fall so low. Maybe a kej but their hair is their life and I doubt it would be unkempt

>> No.34630047

I can't get behind Oomakade because she
doesn't have a butthole and that's a deal breaker for me. I want to like Oomakade, I really do. Aside from the lack of big meaty thighs and face sitting though she ticks all the other boxes. Also doesn't that seem a bit stereotypical?

>> No.34630058
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It's sad but for some monstergrls picrel are the closest they'll get to that

>> No.34630087

Yeah but not trolls, our wedding plans will come to fruition

>> No.34630106
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>> No.34630133

Stop making me wish there was gyaru mean bitch oomukade art

>> No.34630160

How do I know when I knocked up my monster girl wife for sure without a pregnancy test?

>> No.34630187

Her feral instincts will tell her.

>> No.34630188

>can't win against lilim thighs
I don't even want to. If I just surrender now can I at least have a pair of succubus thighs around my head faster?

>> No.34630198

Kappas need LOTS of your calorie-rich cum to be in peak condition for sumo wrestling, a sport that their species are known for participating in.

>> No.34630242

I asked her if I did, she answered me by raping me and saying more. What do I do?

>> No.34630262

Beware trap door spiders spring marks breeding season for them

>> No.34630308

>Portals open
>Acquire loving waifu
>Mother super religious
>Believes the vaccine is the mark of the beast and all the other conspiracy theories.
>Declares it the end times as her son comes home with vanilla succ wrapped around arm.
>Tfw she doesn't come to the wedding.
But seriously, you'd probably have to go to one of those double think churches to get married to a monster "properly"

>> No.34630417

Fuck it, I'm going to dress my waifu up as a priest and run our own wedding ceremonies. I'll marry everyone here for free just for being bros.

>> No.34630431

>What do I do?
Keep asking until she answers with a knowing smile before raping you.

>> No.34630443

>I'll marry everyone here for free just for being bros.
You got a loicense for that?

>> No.34630451

I always like reading these answers

>> No.34630453

Ok, what god/goddess do I pray to for stronger pelvis bones?

>> No.34630462

Hathor, goddess of fat titties and milk. Also the sun or something, I don't know.

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>> No.34630471

>Bicornfags have a priest on call like they would a lawyer or physician.

>> No.34630495

You make a good point. Me and my waifu are only doing the first marriage for free. I'm sorry haremfags.

>> No.34630515

Well you just need to become a legal officiant in order to do it, it doesn't have to come from a religious organization. I'm sure I'll manage. Anything for you guys.

>> No.34630527

>inb4 the biggest human brawl breaks out because of this

>> No.34630532
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>The pleasure of getting your face licked by a cheshire cat

>> No.34630543

>cat tongue

>> No.34630550
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Would her wedding dress be something like this?

>> No.34630552

thanks, now I'm hard

>> No.34630577
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>Glad I could help, lecher-kun

>> No.34630583

What other monsters would want to lick your face?

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>> No.34630595

MGE werecats don't have sandpaper tongues.

>> No.34630598

Can I empty my balls in ya then, chesh?

>> No.34630609

All of the canids and felids, shitlickers, mucous toads, and I bet white horns would do it if you sweat.

>> No.34630620

the coward

>> No.34630624

Don't forget the sandworms, lamias, and jabberwockies

>> No.34630637

This is the ideal dragon

>> No.34630643
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Canine or rodent monstergirls. Their mundane animal counterparts lick as affection.

>> No.34630654

something is rising and it is an urge to plant my face in that tummy

>> No.34630660

I just imagined a snake woman attempting (and largely succeeding) to swallow my whole arm. Thanks.

>> No.34630666
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>Sweet, syrupy, dormouse licks

>> No.34630670

>overly affectionate cat keeps licking your hair
this is fine i guess.

>> No.34630687

>Be me.
>Man of the cloth (free lance)
>Get a call at 3am.
>It's anon.
>He's drunk as shit and tells me to meet him at the church.
>Tell him to fuck off.
>Promises me triple the usual plus expenses and a late night bonus.
>Sigh and get dressed.
>Show up to the church and anon comes trotting along in a vomit stained t-shirt atop his stumbling bicorn waifu.
>A gaggle of other women follow them, a baselisk, jinko, satyr, and a zombie, but one is also on the back of the bicorn clutching him from behind, a gigantic red oni with a curtain of puke occupying her front.
>Must've taken it as a proposal.
>Open the doors to my private chapel.
>Hand anon the usual tux.
>Bicorn leads the harem into the back to clean up and dress the oni.
>Anon tells me all about the woman he met five hours ago and how she's the love of his life and yare yare yare.
>Go through the ceremony as usual.
>After some more drinking and soiling of my rugs they hand me a briefcase full of money and leave.
>It's finally morning.
>Go back to bed.
>Wake up to the sound of my phone ringing.
>Its anon telling me to meet him at the church.
>I need a new profession.

>> No.34630702
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That's why when you grab the last slice of pizza, and she asks you to relinquish it; you do exactly as she says.
They can swallow a whole hell of a lot more, including but not limited to your entire body

>> No.34630729
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My mom would go seven kinds of ballistic, but we’d be getting wed at an Eros church anyway.

>> No.34630744

What's the problem exactly?
Anon is happy, and you're making bank!

>> No.34630776

>Voice from the heaven heralds the arrival of a huge, thickly muscled, extremely busty arch-angel to assist you.
>Starts playing housewife for you on her own and is quite coy when it comes to 'accidentally' saying lewd things and making suggestions that leave you flustered.

>> No.34630866
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My parents would probably just be happy to see me get married. Even if she was 8 feet of scale and muscle.

>> No.34630933
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My family knows I would jump at the chance to become a wizard like the beings of fantasy, but to bring home one of them. I doubt they would approve. Spells to defend myself and my wife might be necessary. I hope it doesn't come to that.

>> No.34630989

I mean you could just set some boundaries like hours of operation or whatever. I'm sure that bicorn husbands would be able to work with that.

>> No.34631008

Gonna bully the nerdy bicorn in my class by dating her and not ever looking at another monster girl lustfully ever

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>> No.34631080

that post is kinda straightforward, on a scale of 1-10 how lost in the sauce are you?

>> No.34631101

I, for one, need backstory. How'd she earn that second horn without getting cucked?

>> No.34631126

Once in a blue moon a bicorn might actually get some dick for herself.

>> No.34631127

Presumably bicorn daughterus are also bicorns.

>> No.34631206

The dry cleaning bills for my rugs for starters.

>> No.34631231

Likewise, but my mother is also rather devout. Not like bible-thumping or anything but definitely religious.
She’d probably assume that my waifu was deceiving or otherwise corrupting me.

>> No.34631252

if its female and breathing my parents would just be glad i got with a girl.

>> No.34631298

>if its female and breathing
I just heard a sharp intake of breath from every undead lover.

>> No.34631323

well you got to draw a line somewhere.

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>> No.34631389

Thanks, little lady.

>> No.34631406

I do not trust this cow.

>> No.34631420
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Whatever you're drawing, remember to relax and have fun!

>> No.34631434

Sci fi milk is blue

Don't you know anything?

>> No.34631449

And the radiation sign?

>> No.34631458

That's the biohazard sign, dude.

>> No.34631479

Tomato tomato

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>> No.34631503

So? Regular milk could be considered a biohazard too if you put it in my belly.

>> No.34631506

Damn, I'd just be happy to see a member from my favorite baseball team

>> No.34631508

Dog is better anyway

>> No.34631509

im drawing a blank

>> No.34631520

Ha haaaaa

Your ancesters didn't sleep with the cow in the house to avoid freezing to death

>> No.34631543

If the rest of my family is an indication they totally did, I just got shafted I guess.

>> No.34631545

Rather than get a waifu that's purely into sex or seducing you in the oddest of ways, I'd get a human and just try to build a relationship where both of us won't try monopolizing one another and enjoy life in a mamano filled world. In short, I just want a vanilla relationship with a human, both of us having built our loyalty high enough so we can be together until the day we die.

>> No.34631556

Would you try to ask for an autograph before the imminent slime rape?

>> No.34631559
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Then it's probably the best blank you've ever drawn

>> No.34631589

If I screw a girl with a parasite slime do I have to dick the slime as well or just the girl?

>> No.34631604

They're one inseparable organism at that point so you already did.

>> No.34631613

Raging Mushroom

>> No.34631621

>Hand is too big to headpat the fairy.
>Have to settle for using just a finger or my penis.

>> No.34631622

The slime is your girlfriend too. It may not look like one but you have to give her lots of your stinky gooey white love too.

>> No.34631634

Is it possible to disgust even a cancer with smegma on your dick?

>> No.34631638

I'm sure if you're an idiot and let it get infected

>> No.34631647

What would a MG version of the Devil, Lucifer be like?

>> No.34631698

>salivating akaname noises

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>> No.34631734

I’m sure the fallen god kinda fits that since most angels and valks who fall follow said god

>> No.34631764

Trust the cow.

>> No.34631819

How do I get Titania wife?

>> No.34631822

Do good in the fey wild.

>> No.34631831
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wip of my waifu in her lingerie!

>> No.34631833

First of all, don't be lewd, that scares them.
Second, show her you like to game.
And finally, act like a father to her and she'll fall in love with you from lack of a father figure growing up.

>> No.34631854

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a bug, soldier beetle-san is getting ready for the spring games where she can show off what she practiced during winter.

>> No.34631855
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>Grumble Grumble
>What to do? What to do?
>Should I break him, or spoil him?
>Do I want him to be utterly spellbound by me? Captivated and helplessly horny by my very presence?
>Or do I want him to be calm and relaxed when I am by his side?
>Would he be okay with becoming so dependent on me?
>He'll never accept being submissive and meek
>But can I make him happy otherwise?
>Grumble Grumble

>> No.34631866

She looking good. Might could use a little lacey something around the horns.

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>> No.34631909

Like before, I will continue to have sexual thoughts about your wife. Many apologies.

>> No.34631910

>don't be lewd
You’ve lost me I’m not supposed to be lewd to the big tiddy see-through nightwear wearing elf with wings?

>> No.34631930

The thing about having a Gazer wife is that she notices anything and everything. So if I say I'm okay, but I'm really not... she'll know.

The other thing about having a Gazer wife is that her methods of making things okay are sometimes... unusual...

>> No.34631940

No, you're supposed to "have fun." It's a matter of mindset, even if both result in a fairy full of fluids.

>> No.34631948
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I like haku

>> No.34631957

>My waifu works in mysterious ways.

>> No.34631966

They're my least favorite cow but that's still a good ranking.

>> No.34631978

Really? They're my favorite cow.

>> No.34631985

inferior cow
her brain sucked all the nutrients from her breasts!

>> No.34631995
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I prefer holst

>> No.34632001
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>"You're cute when you're conflicted."

>> No.34632031

Bless your soul, little fairy.

>> No.34632047

>Geiza wife makes you dinner
>Don't like the food all that much
>She'll be upset if you say you don't like it
>She'll be upset if you say you like it because she knows you don't
>From now on you cook for geiza, it's just easier that way

>> No.34632053


Please Don't Hypnotize Me, Miss Gazer!

>> No.34632058

isn't that his line?

>> No.34632065
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me too

>> No.34632125

I don't. She's not lewd. She keeps teaching me useless things like M A T H

>> No.34632140

You say that, but you whip up an equation solved by an irrational number and she goes NUTS in bed.

>> No.34632151

>he doesn't like it when his girl pulls out a protractor before riding him

>> No.34632160


>> No.34632319

Good thing my Gazer wife is actually a phenomenal chef! Despite rarely eating anything besides my spirit energy

Also, that just means she's always looking over my shoulder and butting in whenever I try to cook something myself.

>> No.34632475

I feel truly sorry for all anons with brainlet waifus.

>> No.34632529

I admire the purity of spirit when I see a doromes smile.

>> No.34632571

I suppose “pure” is one way to describe a perfectly empty space.

>> No.34632578

I want a Manticore to lick my hair while we cuddle.

>> No.34632590

I don't think haku would agree to take it up the butt

>> No.34632678

She knows your fetishes, Anon. Think about that. All of them.

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