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3459229 No.3459229 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: we are pretend lesbians from our favorite /jp/ shit

Hi guys my name is Miku do you want to sing with me?

*smiles*

>> No.3459232
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3459232

>lesbians
>Miku

>> No.3459237
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>> No.3459259
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>>3459255

>*Miku yells "D-don't judge me!"*

>>at Shikieiki

Oh you are getting Judged so hard.

>> No.3459255
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>>3459232
There's nothing wrong with liking other girls!

*Miku yells "D-don't judge me!"*

*Is angry at you.

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>>3459259
T-then c-c-can you give me a kiss first?

*blushes*

>> No.3459267

lesbians dont exist
there are only girls who dont know me *grabs dick*

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>>3459263

Judges are now contemplating.

>> No.3459280
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>>3459268

Verdict...

... An affectionate gesture of mouth contact should not affect Judgment.

... Permitted.

>> No.3459281

>>3459268
I'm watching warmly.

>> No.3459283
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>>3459268
I'll lick your vag000 too.

*is naughty*
*wants to sex with you*

>> No.3459285
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>>3459280
Ok!

>> No.3459288

LOL EPIC ROLEPLAY THREAD /JP/ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *GRABS DICK*

>> No.3459293
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>>3459283

Sexual acts with Yama are forbidden!

Greed for that which you cannot have corrupts the soul!

Repent, lest your Karma suffer for it!

>> No.3459312

No. Seriously.
There are alot of RP sites out there. I don't care if they are shit, or the people there can't do it for shit.
But this really doesn't belong here.

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>>3459288

>*GRABS DICK*

'Sblood! What a horrible little man! Get out of here this instant, or your head will roll!

GUARDS! GUARDS! HASTE, MAKE HASTE!

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>roleplay

>> No.3459319

*punches wall, is 300 pounds*

>> No.3459329

*does the lucky star dance perfectly*
*does the goatse*

>> No.3459333
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>>3459293
B-but I can have it r-right?

>> No.3459338
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3459338

Gay furry is what goes in an rp thread, right?

>> No.3459342

This reminds me of those alice threads that used to be around. One of the most effective trolls of its time.

And that reminds me of GM. Good times.

>> No.3459344

*sages*
*reports*
*calls the police*

>> No.3459347

>>3459338

Not really, but thank you for letting us know what you've got on your hard disk.

I think the proper protocol is to sage and report.

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>>3459338
NANI?! Break it up guys! What are you doing???

*whacks furries with leek*

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>>3459333

The kiss? No. I retract my verdict due to your brazen lack of Virtue. I implore thee, thou best reflect upon thine self before thine Judgment is at hand.

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>>3459368
I-I LOVE YOU THOUGH!

*loves you*
*is embarrassed*

>> No.3459389

*punches wall, weighs 20 stone*

>> No.3459393

this is some of the worst rp faggotry ever.

LEAVE

>> No.3459398

*punches stone, weighs 20 wall*

>> No.3459415

*is stone, punches 20 walls*

>> No.3459414
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>>3459379

Love is a powerful driving force. It can lead to great Virtue as well as equally great Sin. Do not let thine self be swayed that merely that thou love dost not mean that thou art pure. If the love thou holds in thine heart rings true, then do not let it sway thine own judgment. Keep it within your heart, and do not forget it. You may be Virtuous yet. If, should you come to me in such a fashion..

Then, perhaps..

>> No.3459423

*is 20, walls punch stone*

>> No.3459433

*20 is, stone wall punch*

>> No.3459448

*20 punch, wall is stone*

>> No.3459456
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>>3459414
I-I really do love you... will you come to my house tonight for dinner? I'll make a delicious meal just for you!

>> No.3459457

*walks into thread*
*rips a fart*
*leaves*

>> No.3459459

*wall is, 20 stone punch*

>> No.3459462

>>3459457
*rolls on floor laughs*

>> No.3459464

*wall punch, is stone 20*

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>>3459456

The Yama is busy. Please leave the courtroom. I'll take you up on the free meal though.

>> No.3459473

*grabs dick*
*shoves dick in miku's mouth*
*cums inside*
*kicks miku in the face*

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>> No.3459476 [SPOILER] 
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cat fucking that see I time more one if...

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>>3459467
It's gonna be a good one!

>> No.3459480

*does something really random and funny*

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>>3459477

I'd be glad t-

"Shinigami may not venture from Higan without permitted leave."

Sorry.

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>>3459229
OMFG MIKU! I want your autograph!

>> No.3459492

Well shit, I actually visibly flinched when I saw this thread.
Congratulations /jp/, I hope you're happy.

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>>3459487
But it's tasty~!

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>>3459492

Have I RUINED your image of the Yama yet?! Hahaha, don't you see my plan?! Desecrate, murder her image! Make it so everyone hates her, so nobody can worship her but meeeeeeee!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhh...

>> No.3459508

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.3459516

>>3459508
what the FUCK

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>>3459491
Sorry, my pen's out of ink.

>> No.3459539

Someone make a roleplay thread on /bun/ they love this shit

>> No.3459545

>>3459508
get out of /jp/

>> No.3459561

>>3459516
>>3459545
samefag

>> No.3459568

>>3459516
>>3459545
it took you that long to realize it?

>> No.3459575

>>3459561
wrong, nigger

>> No.3459591 [DELETED] 

>>3459575
Reported for racism.

>> No.3459606

>>3459575
Reported for racism.

>> No.3459768

This thread made my day. GJ OP.

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