Monster Girl Thread

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Need a big, slavic Ice Queen with a thick accent who squats and smokes with her Glacies guards

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If you don't reply to this post your dick will get sucked during your sleep tonight!

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Should I take the mofupill or the kotpill?

Fluffy wives appeal to me

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>>34564053
Why not just a really fluffy kot?

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>>34564053
I think kot over mofu.
Less deception and more fierce, which is how I prefer it.

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>>34564053
Definitely kot

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>>34564092
I've had a meeting like this with a cheetah, the little big cat was totally interested in people

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I love my Wendigo wife!

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>>34564053
Both are pretty good, but I lean more to foxes, kots just can't quite compete with the refinement and sophistication of a fluffy fox.

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>>34564300
Oh yeah? Well I love my black harpy wife even more! Even if she keeps taking my keys.

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>>34564053
When problems overwhelm us and sadness smothers us, where do we find the will and the courage to continue? Well the answer may come in the caring voice of a friend, a chance encounter with a book, or from a personal faith. For Janet, help came from her faith, but it also came from a squirrel. Shortly after her divorce, Janet lost her father then she lost her job, she had mounting money problems. But Janet not only survived, she worked her way out of despondency and now she says, life is good again. How could this happen? She told me that late one autumn day when she was at her lowest, she watched a squirrel storing up nuts for the winter, one at a time she would take them to the nest. And she thought, if that squirrel can take care of herself with a harsh winter coming on, so can I. Once I broke my problems into small pieces, I was able to carry them, just like those acorns, one at a time.

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>>34564053
Chitinpill

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>>34564300
same
>>34564563
Hedonism is not a valid alternative to happiness. Janet should focus on finding a loving husband and a fulfilling relationship, rather than storing up on multiple nuts for the 'winter'.

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>>34564576
Must mate with Regura hags!

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>>34564892
>condom
how dare you make your wife suffer

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>>34564965
Anon, you and I both know there's a hole poked in that condom.

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>>34564965
>he thinks the condom is intact

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>>34564982
>>34565013
you're still entertaining the idea of depraving your wife of a child.if she offers a condom you slap it away immeadiatly

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>>34565088
I like to think the man in this situation would be trying to first stabilize their married life first planning out, getting a proper job, not relying so much in the hyperconpetent wife. While the monster girl would 200% want many children.

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You vill breed ze bugs

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>>34565435
you will hold the paws

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I will run through monster town with a boner at full mast

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>>34565507
My waifu sometimes likes to tease me by holding my hand and then asking if I'd be happier if she had squishy beans.

Then before I can even answer, she starts doing this thing where she massages my hand, and I freeze up.

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>>34565507
Beanpilled

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I want to bend a Gremlin over one of her machines shes working on and fuck her so hard that she forgets what it even does.

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>>34565507
I would love to have my head patted by those beans

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Whats the punishment for groping the asses of single monster girls?

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>>34565435
you vill let them bite you as they please

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>>34565850
Getting groped back with interest

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>>34566010
then they gonna need to pierce my rawhide like skin, partner

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>>34566010
I would let a little vamp mosquito feed on me. She's such a cutie, and it's very endesring seeing her try so hard to get my attention while buzzing around me. I just don't think I could tell one no.

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>>34565850
Angels would force their asses on your dick for three days, clenching and forcing you to ejaculate between the asscheeks at any complaint until you got rid of those polluted urges.

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>>34566175
ass jobs, hmm? what if I molest the angels they send?

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>>34566175
What if it accidentally slips in? Does that cause instant corruption?

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>>34566238
>>34566241
Guess they reward you with sex for showing your dedication to religion

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>>34566347
Why do I think that angels are the most perverted ones?

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I'm sorta curious to know how the guy who asked for the 'Strong wildman gets civilized by weaker monster' story in the Magus story request thread feels about the Dark Elf dominatrix twist on it we ended up getting, i assume he imagined more something akin to Tarzan and Jane rather than Tarzan and the whip mistress
I actually liked the story since i'm into that freak stuff but i can see how it's a no-zone for some people

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>>34566393
MGQ Cupid is definitely one as she would come down from heaven just to rape a man

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>>34566419
I was looking for that type but was kinda my fault for not saying any more than that in my post

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>>34564092
>>34565704
I still say big cats make the best cousters.

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>>34566393
I mean they are locked up in Heaven without any sexual activity, needing to look over or guide mortals which means most of the time they watch men fuck monster girls while they get nothing. And if they come down to guide heroes, there is the absurdly high risk of a man that gets raped to abandon the quest and go live a happily married life with a monster. Must be one hell of a sexually frustrated race.
>>34566431
Most MGQ angels are so perverted they put the monsters to shame.

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>>34566393
Because god is a hypocrite only their creations can rape humans not the other one!

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>>34566507
is that a fallen angel typing?

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>>34566507
Based fallen angel.

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>>34566456
As far as it counts i'm glad we got what we did in the end, at least it was something unexpected
Not saying the classic gruff wildman kind woman dynamic isn't endearing but it is a classic

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>>34566507
>>34566393
You were supposed to resist the trials of lust imposed by the monster girls to be rewarded a Heaven fucking and impregnating angels to spread the kingdom of the God far and wide, NOT GET RAPED BY ANY RANDOM GREENWORM THAT APPEARS IN YOUR PATH

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>>34563980
>It is a fine day in post-monstergirl takeover Lescatie as a Tourney is taking place
>Monstergirls and girl-knights have come far and wide to participate in such a glorious day to prove their Knightley skills and their chivalry AND to win whatever reward or price awaits them
>And in this tourney, the price is the hand in marriage for a Lescatien Noble Child, a Marquis Gregoire De Milosz, age 15 and son of Duke Emmanuel De Milosz and Mercedes Von Teese, a Wight from Sylvania
>And the participating knights for this tourney and eager to win the marriage of are mainly monstergirls but there is going to be one human knightly lady who manage to make the cut of being able to be a part of the tourney
>There are four knights in total as the tournament announcer comes in to announce the participants in his very clear Lescatien (French) accent
>"Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages from Lescatie! Welcome to zis year's annual tournament! Where knights from here in Lescatie to other lands from far and wide come here to demonstrate, show and flex their Knightley skills and combat prowess!" The crowd cheers and claps as the announcer says out loud.
>The announcer continues. "And for this tourney's grand price is ze marriage for Marquis Gregoire De Milosz age 15, son of Duke Emmanuel De Milosz and madame Mercedes Von Teese of Sylvania." The crowd woos as a lot of women in the crowd ranging from monstergirls to human woman go "ooohhh and aaaahhh" or "Ara Ara!"
>The meek little noble boy Gregoire waves modestly with a visible blush on his face
>"And to the other visitors and audiences who are not from here in Lescatie and come from further away lands. We welcome you here in Lescatie. Where we hope you have a lovely and romantic visit, King Castor and Lady Druella welcome you all. And we also hope you have a wonderful and romantic visit and even find a special someone to be in love with and enjoy a glass of wine with, Hon Hon!" *Clears throat* "Now allow me to introduce you to our participating knights!"
>a demonic Knight in skimpy feminine bikini armor walks in with sway
>First, introducing: Bernadetta Varley, a Dark Knight hailing from ze Royal Makai, and a hard working member of ze Monstergirl Military forces." The audience clap and cheer as the next monstergirl Knight comes in
>"Next is a Lizard Woman hailing ze Amazonian Jungles of Lustria, Sithis of Marsh Jumper!"
>As the crowd cheers a real colored lizard woman lugging a great sword on her shoulder strides in with chadness, points her sword to Gregoire and says "By the command of the Slann the fierce Amazon chieftains and with a blessing from Ares. I shall win this game and add another deliciously fair skinned boy to our collection! Chief Margaret wants to indulge suck on her bossoms!" The lizard woman raises her sword with a fist to get another cheer from the crowd
>Then an Orc monstergirl comes waddling in, and suddenly a "WAAAGH!" and cockney accent shouting is heard from orc mamono from the crowd
>Still, the announcer says: "And our third participating knight is Aurash, an Orc Mamono of Raid Boss Dura's Orc Band!"
>Then the orc girl says "I is gonna win dis game 'ere you sees!? Imma make this look easy you hear!? And Marqwwez Greg- whatever the hells you calls it- he's gonna be my bitchboi you see! I'll make him MY breeding sow after to break in his lil virgin boy body; WAAAAGGGH!!!"
>after all the WAAAGHS and piggish oinking from the orc mamono has died down from the orc Knight and orcs in the crowd, the fourth Knight comes.
>And it is the one pure human female Knight who managed to make it through in participating in this tourney without being made into a monstergirl aswell.
>The announcer begins: "And the one human female who manages to earn her spot in zis year's tournament. But she is no ordinary female Knight, no Hon! Zis Knight is a knightly lady of Old Lescatie before Monstergirl rule!" Some hushed tones and whispers from the crowd can be heard. "I present to you, miss Dorothea Renault, a knight representing Old Lescatie and ze Lescatien Enclaves out here! We the people of Present Lescatie welcome you out of honor!"
>Despite that fact the crowd gives the human woman a hearty cheer, though the human woman does not share the same sentiment: "Still your tongues demons and all you Monster living heretics I need not your patronizing, for the only praise I need and deserve is that of our true Goddess and Creator, the Chief God Illias! For it is by her will I win this tournament and SAVE Gregoire De Milosz from lustful and decadent hands. And bring him to his only true family left, Lady Mirra of Artessnia."
>Gregoire De Milosz could not help but interject: "Actually, miss Dorothea. My family is completely fine. My mom and dad will be here in ten minutes-"

(Will continue next post)

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>>34566689
nah, ain't getting raped by a green worm, but by a wurm, hell ya sign me up. Also angels a shit

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>>34566507
t. demon

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>>34566738
>The human knight Dorothea interrupts him. "Fear not Gregoire! And please stay strong. I swear in the Name of Illias, I will win this disgraceful example of a tourney and bring you to your auntie Mirra's lands and protection. The Chief God wills it!"
>Then the announcer pipes up: "Now zat ze introductions to our contestants is done. We shall first begin ze tournament with-"
>But then the yells of a woman comes from the entrance of the tourney grounds: "WAIT STOP! STOOOOOP!!! DO NOT START THIS TOURNAMENT YET!!!"
>Then accompanied from more yells from men and women. "Lady you better not enter there that's for the contestants!" "Hey! She just headed to the tourney grounds!"
>Then a surprising sight just came in; which is another human woman, looks older, also in full plate armor and weilding a cudgel/warhammer rushes into the tourney grounds but a couple of Monstergirl and human male guardsmen also try to stop the unknown plated woman but are too late.
>"Sacre Bleu!!! What is ze meaning of zis nonsense!?" We are in ze middle of starting this tourney and here you are! Barging in with no announcement or explanation! Explain yourself mademoiselle!" The announcer exclaims
>The armored woman then explains. "I'm sorry. Very sorry for such late announcement. I was told so long as I came in with conviction and true love in my heart, I can come in to participate in this tournament regardless if I'm an official knight or not! My name is Ria. I am Ria from Victor's Hollow, age 34 and I come... As a peasant, a peasant woman with my own suit of armor and cudgel forged by my relative uncle. To win the heart of and Marriage of Marquis Gregoire De Milosz, for I am in love with him."
>The audiences, announcer and even the participating knights and the noble boy are dumb found as the announcer says: "You cannot be serious!? Mademoiselle Ria, you do realize only official knights and or official and recognize fighters can participate in a tournament. It also does not help that you outright admit you are a literal peasant, a nobody from a far off town. What makes you think you have any right to participate, let alone deserve a chance to be married to a noble boy!? For all anyone knows, you STOLE that suit of armor and Warhammer from an actual knight!"
>Then some parts of the audiences begin laughing at the armored woman Ria and even the Monstergirl knights seem to point, laugh and jeer at the meer unimpressive, not-so-young woman who is a practical nobody.
>Even the human knight Dorothea is rather unimpressed, crossed her arms and even outright offended at the sight of a peasant participating in a tourney.
>But then the noble boy Gregoire yells every one to be quiet; "EVERYONE, BE QUIET!" this rather surprises everyone as he continues:
>"I recognize this peasant woman. I know her, miss Ria of Victor's Hollow is an acquaintance of mine. You see people, when me and my parents visited Victor's Hollow, I was told by my parents at the time I could walk and explore the town at the time since it was one of the many monter friendly places. And that peasant Ria, she was a kind waitress who showed me around town before my parents called me. And well... She was the prettiest woman I saw at the time and I felt kinda, weird when I met her, talked to her and. And... Look people- mister announcer, please let miss Ria of Victor's Hollow participate. Give her a chance! Especially if... She loves me...

Please forgive the long greentext as I felt my question had a but if an associating story. Do you think in the world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia there are times where an underdog human woman can have a shot or chance of earning the love of a special human boy or man? Because the power of love compells as the Love Goddess Eros would say so?

Also what do you think is the outcome of the greentext story? Which knight rightfully deserves the marriage and having-of-sex with the noble boy?

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>>34563816
Most stories take place within the same universe, albeit with little interaction between the characters. The ushi in chapter 50 is one of Stola's children, hence the Eros seal.

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>>34566750
wtf

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>>34566812
I never made the connection but now that you point it out i do feel stupid for not noticing it as the Ushi short is probably my favourite side-story of the various ones

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>>34566393
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

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>>34566871
you hear me, I'd rather take a greenworm because angels too vanilla, it's like you took a woman and slapped in some wings onto her and gave her a halo

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>>34566803
>>34566738
>No 7ft yeti clad in spiky armor and riding and equally spiky horse that wants a cute soft southman who isn’t used to the cold up north and be forced to cuddle her constantly
Pathetic

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>>34566923
yes, it does. It too cute

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If the goddess didn't want me having lewd thoughts about angels, why did she make them like this?

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>>34566964
That's how they get you.

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>>34566750
you'd lose the momemt you see one and she says she's cold and hungry, i know you'd take her with you

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>>34567021
Yeah I would, and she wouldn't like me due to the fact I eat a lot of meat

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>>34566971
Some of them even have mofu too

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>There are "people" ITT that don't like perfect beautiful Seraph girls

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>>34567114
>>34566971
are they any old angels? asking for a friend of course

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Please be on the lookout for lonely succs. They deserve love too.

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>>34567161
Imagine rubbing and huffing those wings hahaha
As a joke haha

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>>34564053
Bunyip!

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>>34567161
and? what are you going to do about it

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>>34567161

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>>34566939
Still better than *lves

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>>34567163
>are they any old angels?
When an angel calls sabbath a bunch of brats, she means it.

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>>34567364
But that doesn't make sense because elves are best

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>>34567364
thats a very low bar that even a greenworm can jump over

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>>34567339
I would do so many unholy things to that goat

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>>34567376
Hmm, where can I find these angels, I wish to..talk with them

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>>34567171
Is the automaton she’s crying to available?

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minos are perfection, and minos are for me!

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>>34567463
They're sort of a package deal

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>>34567434
I want that goat to do many unholy things to me

[Anonymous No.]

How long does your wife keep you in bed? Is she a six thirty sharp kind of girl or mandatory snuggles until one pm?

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>>34567590
my wife is small enough that i can pick her up and have snuggles on the go

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>>34566949
>Shit talking anon's greentext and the choice of Monstergirls and human women in the greentext
>Yet posting a Brettonian plain bitch

Atleast get better taste.

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>>34567590
Have a wurm wife, so I end up having to stay in bed for an extra hour until she wakes up

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>>34567399
Sorry, I like monster girls, not humans with cheap prosthetics and an even worse attitude somehow.

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>>34567161
I’m afraid I’ve already been captivated by the other team.

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>>34567683
I think you both should fuck off with your Warhammer shit

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>>34567894
Really need a mg edit of Lenny changing the 'days without incident' number from one to zero with a succ changing a 'threads without orderposting' number instead

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>>34567749
They're monsters and have a good attitude!

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>>34567683
>>34566949
Stop posting this artist. Order troops don't look anything like that it's it's just an excuse to spam your latest warhammer artist.

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>>34568026
It would never not be zero.

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>>34567364
Elves as an ambiguous concept suck. Once you start delving into elf subgenres, you start to appreciate them more. Wood elves hunt you through the forest for sport, but they're kind enough once they catch you. You'll always be a bumbling fool to them, ignorant of the forces of nature and their own clumsy feet, but they think it's endearing and love you even more for it. Frost elves with pale skin and snow white hair, who insist on sharing your body heat even if you already have a wife. A frost elf husband can expect to warm her entire extended family, with family members moving in and out of the huddle depending on how warm they are. Swamp elves, who inhabit the unforgiving and unnavigable swamps. These temperamental ladies alternate from ill tempered and hot blooded to lackadaisical and easy going on a moment's notice. Not as possessive as wood elves, they know that their man can't escape the swamp without their help. Grumpy desert elves, who constantly battle other houses over control of towns and oases. Backstabbing and scheming galore, but they all follow a strict code of conduct that dictates what does and doesn't fly. Men are never harmed, as they are deemed too valuable and hard to acquire in the desert (single men are often stolen though).
You just have to get over the plain vanilla haughty high elf stereotype and do your elf reps.

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>>34568162
Monsters in name only.

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>>34567866
>4

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>>34568162
I don't like getting whipped or chained.

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>>34568209
See, but I could also get those better attitudes on an actually worthwhile species.

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>>34568235
Not all elves are MGE dark elves or drows

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>>34568268
I'm not taking my chances. One of them could be albino.

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The easiest way to defeat a medusa is by pinning her down and looking right into her eyes. If she turns you to "stone" your right on top of her and she isn't going anyway now

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I want to slap some hearty jungle ass

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>>34568233
Yes.

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>>34568416
>Impossible, why didn't you turn to stone?
>>I'm already rock-hard, baby!

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>>34568432
Legalize what, lil Miss Wonderworm?

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>>34568493
I wonder how many medusas got that line

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>>34568401
Can't you just ask them?

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>>34568547
Dank cunny!

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>>34568420
Jungle ass was made for conquering!

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>>34568672
>>34568420
Beware of rapekots. They cannot be tamed

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Name anything better than sloppy drunk sex with foxes

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>>34568769
Same thing but with Danukis

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>>34568715
You're thinking of hellhounds. Jungle kots can be tamed just fine.

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>>34568715
Just watch I'll tame a whole lot of them

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>>34568769
sloppy drunk aggressive post-fight sex with minos

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>>34568769
Mating pressing succi's and turning them into modest housewives

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>>34568769
Sober sex with an easily startled fox.

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>>34568769
sober gentle sex with foxes

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>>34568812
>>34568833
F for these guys

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>>34568833
>>34568812
>>34568715
give me a bottle of whiskey, a demon silver revolver and plate armor with a steel helm. I shall conquer them as my ancestors did before me.

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>>34568908
Yup, more anons about to be victims of their hubris, you hate to see it happen.
F

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>>34568769
Romantic sex under the covers with a wight

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>>34568769
Sex with brown lolis.

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>>34568769
sweaty, animalistic sex with a wurm

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>>34568769
Hot, steamy, slimy sex with a sandworm inside her oral cavity.

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>>34568769
Making out with a Jinko

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>>34568769
Sauna at your lakeside cabin with Sahu

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>>34567749
Humans were the real monsters all along.

[Anonymous No.]

How long will it take until it hatches into a boat?

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>>34568769
Getting your energy drained by a Wight after accidentally eating her ice cream

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>>34569294
How tightly packed is the average mofuball? I'm wondering if the elastic properties could compare to a basketball.

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>>34569371
that's second only to getting drained and being defiant to the end after intentionally eating her ice cream

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>>34569425
>Anon stayed smug despite his own cum splattering all over the place

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>Really? Even the cashier at McNuki's?

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>>34569497
I'd like to see a bicorn attempt to court a sandworm into the harem

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>>34569425
>>34569371
both are third to pointing out that she gained a bit and pointing out her ass is nearly ripping her jeans. and then getting drained for pointing it out while being smug

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Getting drained by humping a Wight's FAT ass

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>>34563980

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>>34568626
>"Hello, will you lock me up in your basement and make me your sex slave if I go on a date with you?"
>"No"
>get locked up in her basement and become her sex slave

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>>34569564
very sad, many such cases
>If I become your master you won't replace all my belongings with extensions of you and attempt to integrate yourself with me right?
>Of course not mastah
>Have all your belongings replaced with extensions of her and become integrated with your maid

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>>34569525
What if I ambushed a Wight by cumming all over her butt? Would she be flattered?

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>>34568769
Gentle and loving sex with your elf wife

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>big mino got you in a headlock
>as she gives you a playful noogie, make eye contact and smile
>she smiles back and squeezes you tight

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>>34569497
>pizza delivery service no longer delivers to bicorn houses after their drivers kept getting abducted into harems
>remodel their business practice to add devilbugs and beelzebubs as toppings
>make a killing, rating goes through the roof
>nurarahiyon and bicorn customers can't get enough

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>>34568769
handholding
headpats
hugs
cheeksquishing

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>>34569564
>>34569639
That's why you should just get a kiki.

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>>34569719
>If I become your master you wont try to tempt me into raping you while cleaning
>Silly mastah why would I do that?
>Get tempted into raping her while she's cleaning

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>Nooo you cannot like them they're not real monsteeersss
Vanillachads rise

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>>34569690
>"we're all out of devilbugs"
>"ugh, again? alright i'll take care of this"
>goes to backroom
>guy has devilbug in missionary leglock slowly making love to her
>"alright chop chop keep breeding, we got customers expecting devil bugs, i'm not paying you to be sensual bub"

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>>34569742
Well then it's just your own fault.

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Found a mysterious thumbdrive in my mailbox, let's see what's on it.

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>>34569786
Anon more people like those than the more monsterous girls. I can guarantee that those 6 are higher on most people's list than Sandworm, Greenworm, Gargoyle, Flayer, Cyclops, etc.

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>>34569786
Fuck man compare the elves to the dark mage KC should really spend a year just remaking old profiles

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>>34569807
'sup biaaatch?

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>>34569813
This, I don't like it when they are too monsterous. I typically only like the beast girls and maybe dark elves.

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>>34569813
I like Gargoyle and Cyclops more than those six.

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>>34569889
I said most not all. Greenworm is actually my number 1.

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>>34569698
And none of these are done with a Baphomet.

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>>34569742
Jokes on her, I'll ask for consent every time

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>>34564028
Let her try, but after she's through I'm unplugging the TV.

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>>34569719
kikis can still get predatory if you're a lazy sack of shit. Suffice to say I am still at risk.

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Lately I've been into Nurarihyons for their powers that accommodate fulfilling male desires, that is, getting a massive harem of many different girls to fight over you and to choose from in a night parade. In order to appropriately staff those 100 positions, I spent a while coming up with many different lists of categories and groupings that multiply up to 100 so that I could get a full range of women to be part of it. After many attempts and coming up with more details about the harem as a whole, I'm finally very happy with this selection.
pastebin.com/9Rw4qr48

[Anonymous No.]

This is your bodyguard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570082
She can wear skimpy clothing so she can get her master going.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, big breasts are indicative of large mana reserves and are a point of pride for dark mages. Feel free to compliment your magic teacher as much as you want regarding this. However, if you bring attention to their fat butts that they get from sitting around all day, they'll quickly fall apart and retaliate with the lewdest spells they know, leading to a much different learning experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
I can't afford a bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
But I don't need a bodyguard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570203
I'm sure you can repay her somehow.

>>34570222
Yes you do she said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
>78kg
So those are just balloons under her clothes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
>Only double digit age
Too young for me, I'm not an elf pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570266
please tell me she's got a full bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
>170 lbs
>6'
We're looking at at LEAST 25lbs of milkers here, fellas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570271
needs an armbinder and gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570266
>I'm sure you can repay her somehow.
Even if she worked for free, I couldn't afford her accommodations, I can't hire her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570268
if she's willing to go into her records and remove her age, she probably cast a spell to manipulate her weight before her information was recorded, too. You might think you're getting a 78kg bodyguard, but you'll find out that things aren't adding up real quick when you're ambushed by your own bodyguard in the night and you're unable to even budge the ridiculous amount of elf weight that's pinning you down.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick a flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570082
Imagine being a waste of oxygen when you have the best girl in the world supporting and gently nagging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
But I asked for a Kunoichi that can't fit through a window, not a lying elf.

>>34570378
Chocolate swirl. I don't know why one would expect anything else when they're already swirling.

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>>34570378
a happy meal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570396
she's not a good fit for me. I'd want someone who likes me for who I am, not what I could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570442
>But I asked for a Kunoichi that can't fit through a window
Did you now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34568190
Sucks to know we can't talk about mgefied WH fantasy without running the risk of some autist interjecting his off-topic spam into the conversation and shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>34567171
Judging by the size of the guy next to them they're pretty big. That's lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570540
Yes, I had an extra large, extra squeaky crawlspace installed for just that purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34567171
Gonna get dirty with her in the toilet stall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570484
Fair. Kikis are for people that want to be "better," or imagine a girl that would be satisfied with them as they are anyway. Everyone else gets shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570588
>we can't talk about mgefied WH fantasy
Go back to your shitty /tg/ thread for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570663
There are ways to talk about these things without spamming off-topic garbage anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570378
choco fox, for me, I love me some dark-skinned gals

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570613
And what exactly make her unable to enter through normal windows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570691
Warhammer faggotry belongs in /tg/ you mentally retarded spammer. Nobody want your shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570663
Wouldn't they get laughed out of /tg/ or something if they brought up canon mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570540
It's always funny when a big Kunoichi tries to take out a shota emperor and his small size throws her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570777
You have me confused with someone else. I'm talking about pic related, not would xy Warhammer army beat the Order. Don't respond to my posts again fagboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570762
A few reasons that might make her cry if spoken.
Sensitive girls can be so difficult...
Such a shame, since I still find her lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34569294

[Anonymous No.]

Playing cards with monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570864
Does she apologies profusely every time she gets stuck somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570944
apologize*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570831
No I'm talking about the mentally retarded /d/ faggot that posts under the name Warhammer Fantasy Anon that won't go away stop trying make warhammer fantasy in /jp/ a thing.
>>/jp/thread/S33652086#p33659748
>>/tg/thread/S77928670#p78009817

[Anonymous No.]

>>34565088
>He doesn't want a gaggle of filled condoms jangling around on his wife's g-string like a bunch of medals.
>His wife doesn't make him use condoms to record his performance so she can brag about his loads to anomamanous

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570907
>playing poker with a march hare
>she reasons her full house wouldn't be complete without some children to go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570944
She's the type that says she was just testing security while blushing. She has to be made to "apologize" later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571021
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570944
Even more important question, does she end her sentences with "de gozaru"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571032
the best way to record performance would be by the amount of babies they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571032
fuck that, ya can show that by showing how many buns in the oven that her hubby put in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570785
Not exactly but it triggers off this one schizo who can't stop talking about how much he hates MGE and can't figure out why nobody wants to talk to him anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570831
That's cancer too. Anything that draws attention to /tg/ topics should go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34569786
The only good Majin type is Trumpart.
>card suit shenanigans
>portal abilities
>competent thanks to enlistment
>cool hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571051
Yes, the warhammer retard is indeed obsessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571178
What is a Majin? KC seems to include any Not!Humans in that group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571308
Probably a breed that could pass for a human if you can't sense mana.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Type_Index#Majin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570181
>if you bring attention to their fat butts
>tell loli dark mage she has a fat butt
>she blushes, but just gets smugger and responds with something like "not bad for a kid, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571308
That’s pretty much what it is. Otherwise-humans considered monsters due to how DE has affected them.
Kinda like incubi really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571337
Sad violin intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571021
Nah I agree that guys a faggot who doesn't belong here. The entire point of what I'm saying is that it's a shame that one thing can get it's reputation soiled on the account of a few spamming autists. I'm going to stop now so this doesn't keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>34569690
Send men to deliver to married couples and the mamano to deliver to single monsters. Problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>34569525
When I first saw this I assumed it was Cynthia from Pokemon due to the black and gold headband
unless it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571455
>Everyone checks the "I'm married" box to make sure they're sent a cute human boy
Well, at least they'd only be lying about it once. You'd probably get a higher return rate of your driver's if you just used human women.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda like ear protectors

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571477
Men should not be working. They should be at home, barefoot in the kitchen, while their wives are out making money to support their family.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Bogey is a giant pillow that pins you down and keeps you there until the pain of life goes away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571533
Very good anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571533
she's an ogre pillow. it's kind of unclear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571547
does she have layers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571505
She can cover them up all she likes but that won't stop me from touching the ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571566
She can but they usually strip them off pretty quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571566
Layers of fluff and cotton.

Smells like freshly washed sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571178
>Dissing the hair whore
>Not kissing the hair whore
>>34571415
That's a cello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571662
>cello
LMAO NERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571662
she's hella smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571662
I stand by my statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571696
I build my church on a rock.
Yours is built on sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571716
I would say “majin-type in a monster girl thread” is a foundation of Chinese structural concrete, but that’s me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571716
that explains that swimsuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571716
>Yours is built on sand.
worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571178
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571777
I thought it was corn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571662
Hair whores are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

zipangese kobolds are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571822
I’d rather a sith than that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980
https://twitter.com/Shrasik/status/1389263640738639879
https://twitter.com/Shrasik/status/1389263684036440065

[Anonymous No.]

>>34571970
The Queen's kobolds are pretty adorable, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Somewhere out there, there is an alternate universe where everything isn't shit and Makoto has her own anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572373
Sauce me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572439

(C95) [Kinoko no karutei-nu (Tamura Shimeji)] Makoto to Issho ni | Together With Makoto (BLAZBLUE) [English]

Happy fappy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie up a troll and tickle her feet and butt mercilessly. I feel like she would actually cry "boo hoo" in a silly but endearing Swedish accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572463
Danke doktor

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572543
She's as flat as a body pillow hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572580
Unacceptable

TO THE LABORATORY

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572543
>she doesn't need to sleep
>but she does like the cuddles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34567161
Heathens don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572698
i do understand
smaller is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34568162
A plucky attitude isn’t going to help them fight off a huge Jinko who’s wants to turn their childhood friend Anon into a daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572261
>crossover corruption
I like this sort of thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34568769
Missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation with my Human ex Order soldier wife.
The current DL gives us a nice stipend for having a huge family of humans near her borders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570271
>flirt with a 75 year old elf with g cups
>her sabbath sisters calls you a pedo freak and to get a girl thats triple digits at least

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that onis are the decedents of demons who got into lifting and drinking sake?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
Why do I need a bodyguard? I’m just a groundskeeper!

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572336
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572520
I just wanna shove my tongue up her butthole and really savor her taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573295
Do you know how many times this general dies every day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573443
I popped a woody just typing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573033
Fool! Who do you think allows Lord Nobunaga's secret heir to lead such a peaceful life?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573429
going to need the downlow

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573443
I'm more into fluff stuff but that doesn't sound too bad either...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573490
>Lord Nobunaga's secret heir
But I’m not Japanese... I’m Irish, German, English, French, and Native American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573603
Mutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573603
Your the secret heir because you haven't even been married into the family yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up one morning
>Hear knocking on the door
>A voice kicks in
>"Milord, your blade has come for you. Open this door and let me be joined with you, so that we may expand our kingdom."
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573967
Open the door to see whats going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573452

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574053

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574053
>Mamano daughters cause a tide of evil across the land

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573603
And Nobunaga-dono was a massive Westaboo. Of course he would spread his virile (ha...) seed abroad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573967
Open door and receive my free sword, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry horses,

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574534
Cows being mogged by bigger cows is making me feel funny.

[Anonymous No.]

An elephant girl blocks your path!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNtq2zNDdyE

[Anonymous No.]

>>34572463
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574534
I'd rather marry reindeer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574534
I want to watch Centorea drink extra extra thicc holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89308506

Gremtarii or Necwans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574776
stop hoarding tech i need that new plasma dildo now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573560
Trolls are made for sexy clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574776
I like to imagine any kind of Automaton is nervous around Grems. The next time they power up after running their sleep-cycle, they might wake up with larger chest and ass modules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573560
>the ass freckles
yeah hitting it from behind all day, that ass is going to be bright pink when i'm done with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574467
I couldn’t see it. I’m way too white.

>>34573874
That is more accurate to what I would see them saying to me.


>>34573843
I didn’t ask to be born dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>Onee-sabbath vs sabbath
I wanna see this picture with a dark mage and a witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574776
>40gay
hard pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574801
Trolls were made to be licked all over
Trolls were made to smother you with their large breasts and asses
Trolls were made to be bred day and night

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574836
>making your troll waifu instantly squirt just by smacking her weapons grade booty all day

I love it. I wanna get her paranoid by sneaking around all day and smacking her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574867
The weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574887
Personally I'd like the reverse, a Troll who loves to grope me and tease my body with her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello? Is this the Ushi Hotline? Yes, I am a lonely man in need in love. My Address is-- Oh, you already have it? When should I expec--

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980
Translation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575000
>call the ushi hotline
>trapdoor opens underneath you
>ushi cave complete with web dakis
>how did they know?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: Warrior girls are weak to anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575026
memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574885
The required troll punishment is having their giant ass smacked and feet tickled until they're a sobbing mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>34566738
>Tournaments where the prize is a man's hand in marriage
This seems like a really impersonal way to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574867
How can sabbath girls compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574776
This is why you keep an eye on the gremlin technocracy.
Also surprised that it wasn't the pharaoh that decided to go the full living metal route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575032
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575066
by calling you onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575015
People worry about nachos when in reality it's the Ushi's and their webs you should be concerned about

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575153
This is mostly because the other spiders don't sit around in caves sulking their whole lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574776
>master1200.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575112
Counterpoint: ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals to MGE world start to appear in your neighborhood
>People start to gather around in curiosity
>Still not quite operational yet
>News crew hits the scene
>You're standing by
>You know this is the day you're gonna come face to face with your elegant, canine waifu
>Portal starts to glow brighter and make much more noise
>This is it, you can feel it
>Your belly is full of butterflies as you wait with excitement
>A throng of p'orcers bust through
>The crowd is overwhelmed
>Every single man is quickly subdued and dragged back through the portal, you included
>News spreads everywhere of the event
>A small clip of you getting carried away with a look of shock and horror on your face by a thicc p'orcer loudly exclaiming "haha! This bitch boy is mine!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575235
counter-counterpoint
a glimpse of the forbidden lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575112

I have a nee-san kink. And not like, lolibaba nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575303
I just want to play with Bapho's breast buds like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574776
That's a good expression on that Gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575285
Pray that my wolf waifu saves me from these disgusting piggus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575466
Pray that the P'orcs don't have a brick house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34564009

[Anonymous No.]

>Black or Brown Hair
>Gold Irises
what monstergirl goes best with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575548
Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574534
Virgin mommy milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34574534
>Cargo and personnel transportation
>Despite appearances, strong as all fuck.
>Despite appearances, actually fucking huge (Anyone who has stood near a real horse would understand.)
>Lethal bucking and trampling.
>MOUNTED CAVALIERLY (Bonus: Centaur can use a melee weapon and her rider can use a ranged weapon, or a second melee weapon I guess.)
And now
>Also a portable milk dispenser
Humans and horses have been close for a reason. Second to anime logic magic there would be no better monster girl for utility and personal protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575579
They really are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575285
>canine wife
I am running full force into that portal nude, screaming, and oiled so I can reach my wurm wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575579
>MOUNTED CAVALIERLY (Bonus: Centaur can use a melee weapon and her rider can use a ranged weapon, or a second melee weapon I guess.)
Is couple cavalry a part of the Demon Lord's army?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575285
>false_tooth_arsenic_reasons
wisp >>>> piggus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575419
Whatever makes her happy, but I am curious about the logistics of it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34566803
Forget the autists, bro, this is good stuff. Can't wait to read the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575285
Can I be kidnapped by elves instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575751
Based

[Anonymous No.]

A while back on some other site there this one joke about a dragon that claims an entire office building as hers and the workers as her children that she insusts they call her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575862
Would the women in the office monsterize into dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575888
Would be cool if they did

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575751
I'm 100% sure that was taken from this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_jcbz1fqdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575900
Possibly lesser dragons/dragonewts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575285
I'd rather be kidnapped by dark elves or by a h'orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575862
>Dragon heard the saying “It takes money to make money”
>Hostile takeovers office building by defenestrating slime boss
>Was actually the bubble slime janitor as everyone works from home now but she doesn’t really care
>Installs her own workforce of creeping coin workers
>Have fake work meetings and reports that just boil down to praising the dragon boss
>Things get exciting when new janitor anon gets to the office

[Anonymous No.]

Kot buttholes taste like ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575285
I wonder if monsters would clear the way if I jumped into the portals towards the invading force and shouted about how I must go find my love and none shall impede my quest to find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575941
>I'd rather be kidnapped by dark elves
Good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576010
Can I get a nice Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575999
They'd all break ranks to start proving their love for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575999
>Happy Eros noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575994
Kot. Fascinating, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576015
She's very nice. As long as you do as she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575999
Trips of basedness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575969
At least the Ice Queen and slav HR department are no longer an issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575969
>defenestrating slime boss
That’s not nice

[Anonymous No.]

>"we have a runner here girls"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576056
What's she gonna tell me to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575285
And this is why I'm staying in my room until I've confirmed the situation in the case of any happenings. I mean, imagine if MGQ monsters or like some kind of Sharknado situation happened instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576120
Na na na, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man
>lubed for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576091
it's okay, she landed on her future husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576120
I'm sorry but I'm looking for my future waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576140
>anon walking down the street
>slime with disheveled office lady clothes falls on him
>and that's how I met your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>When a local Rata hears lord anon likes girls on the 'soft side'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576120

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575751
Just go to the forest at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576121
Oh you know, the usual: stress relief, magical experiments, house chores, testing new equipment, gaining political support by lending you to other elves, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576255

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576255
Wtf Satori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576269
How many centuries will it take her to grow into those horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576120
Nah, I am not running, there is no need cause I. Found. My. Prey. All wrapped like presents, ready to be ravaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576255
is that center right panel a reference to what I think it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576260
Well as long as I get cuddles I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576368
Yes you'll get that and more but don't make her mad or you'll be punished

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I want to achieve riches and renown within the monster girl world just to make proud, muscled, monster girl knights and warriors soft broodmothers?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576618
Woah, expensive mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576260
What a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576647
/tg/ is that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576664
I don’t see what disapproval of cuckqueans has anything to do with them but alright

[Anonymous No.]

>So the Outsider was there as he could be found, traveling around with all the Mythril on the Elf Kings armor, and the armor of all his guards and all his attendants on his bag.
>How he had won it all on an archery competition with the Elf King without a single arrow, and then escaped by lashing a rope to a strange bird and hanging from it is a story for another day.
>But as he was trudging by, the Outsider was encountered by one of this world´s most mysterious creatures.
>A woman! Yes! Also a Lilim! Druella, the Fourth Daughter of the Maou was there, on the road, as the Outsider traveled by. And she called on to him.
<"Young man, where are you taking all the relic armor from the Elf King to?" She asked.
>"Why, back to my world for study and reverse engineering!" He responded.
>This made her very worried, as the question of where would world hopping be made first: A world without internal sewage, or a world with quantum computers has been postulated to her kind, and they had bet wrong.
>So she decided to seduce him, and steal his secrets.
<"Oh, Outsider, forget those old rusty armors. Come to me, and I shall fullfill your deepest fantasies! I can smell you are a Virgin, I shall make all of your sexual desires true!" She offered.
>"Oh? Then give me a glass of ice cold Coke and Rum."
>The Lilim was more than confused with this.
>"I have been told sex is pretty great and all, but have you ever had a glass of ice cold Coke?" The Outsider said. "I´ll show you."
>There was no way a glass of "Coke" and Rum was better than sex, the Lilim thought. No way either for the outsider to give her an ice cold glass of nothing on this road without the ice melting.
>So the Lilim let the Ousider go on the road undisturbed, on the condition that he brought her this novel drink before the day was done, or all the Hellhounds of the realm would know his scent before the night was done, to pursue him and bring him to her.
>The Outsider left, and later that day returned on a very heavy and strange carriage. It had no horses, so it moved very . And from that carriage, he produced a white box, on which more than a shovel of ice had probably be poured in, along with a single glass with a black draught.
<"Very well, I shall drink. But how can I know this is not poison?" The Lilim asked.
>"I´ll take a sip first. Then, you may gulp it all down." Was the answer she got.
<"An indirect kiss!? Such degeneracy!"
>Still, the Outsider took a sip of the draught, and passed the drink over to Druella. After she waved hand signs to the glass and came up with nothing, she took the glass to her lips and took the whole drink with a huge gulp.
>The effect was inmediate, as she plopped to the ground and began to vibrate on a massive sugar rush. No poison had been neccesary, as a Coke had more sugar on it than the stomach of a middle age era individual could handle, and alcohol better refined than anyone could think possible didnt help either.
>The Outsider smiled, and climbed inside his carriage. It pointed himself at the sun, and chased it so fast flames sprouted at the tracks of its wheels.
>The Lilim did, eventually, after digesting all the sugar, make all the Hellhounds of the Realm memorize the scent of the spot he stood on, and made them pursue to the ends of the Realm, wherever he appeared next, but the story of how he evaded them, changing scent every day, is better told another day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576686
Some people are just obsessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576705
>And the Mojave wasteland was forever changed.
Sorry, when I was reading this, all I could hear was the narrator from New Vegas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576749
Pfft

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576541
What is with these proportions

[Anonymous No.]

I will ask again because no one responded last thread. Is it possibly to take a base fairy and evolve/promote her to a Titania through a long quest or hard work or just fucking? Or is it exclusively a royal bloodline/genetic thing?

[Anonymous No.]

What's your top choice for non standard lipstick colors?
Hard mode, no black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
neon green

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
easy
blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576888
I think it's just a royal bloodline thing, Titanias make more Titanias while Fairies make more Fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576926
There is something really wrong with that face....and that head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576888
They're different species not an evolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
Jade

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576951
reminds me of osmosis jones for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
Purple obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576935
>>34576970
That's a bit of a pain. I want to have a fairy wife but with honkers that either is/or can shift to tall sized, but I know I wouldn't have much of a chance with royalty even in a setting like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576888
Why would you want to ruin them anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577011
cast megamorphosis a couple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577011
Anon they're royalty in title but not mindset they would treat you like any other person

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577011
>but I know I wouldn't have much of a chance with royalty even in a setting like this
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
Purple

Goes well with pure white, pure black/gray, blue, purple, and red skin

[Anonymous No.]

Give me 5 reasons why you shouldn't cuddle a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
whitehorn, bunyip, weresheep, dorome, bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
There are 5 better girls out there to cuddle with

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
1. That's terror.
2. That's terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
my wife would kill me
then revive me
then kill me again, roughly five times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
Purple. Light blue is a close second.

>>34577011
Don't fairies have size play built in? Either way, there's sure to be a potion or spell that can make her BEEG if need be. Body type means basically nothing in the setting as long as you can still be bothered to change it after a few good vagings. You probably won't be, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
I'm hot natured and require a big snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577011
You might be better off finding a Pixie and figuring out how to give her big badonkers worthy of Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
Ushi right arm
Ushi left arm
Ushi right pedipalp
Ushi left pedipalp
Ushi mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577356
>roughly
a kill is a kill, you can't say it's only half

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577401
it was a series of little deaths

[Anonymous No.]

smug tall wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577376
You're not allowed to summon Exodia in one post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
If she ain't a big sister type I ain't cuddling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577469
Screw the rules I have green wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
I only need one
>She won't let go, ever.
Stay safe out there, the monsters won't stop until we are all raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
1. I'm not into Yetis
2. I don't live giving people the illusion that I enjoy physical contact.
3. I'd prefer to remain cold.
4. I don't date Minnesotans or Canadians.
5. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577532
rude, you'll make a yeti go from wanting a hug to needing a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577532
t. glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577360
Pixie is the one with size play built-in, but I imagine there is very little magic -can't- do.

>>34577373
Could work, yeah. I imagine going on a quest to give her boobs would be close enough to a grand adventure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577576
Ice cold thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a dark elf cheer up her slave if he gets depressed because he feels he is too clumsy and incompetent to be a good slave for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577637
the beatings will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577670
So when is KC giving us that big horse girl?

Granted, the original centaur profile was much ado about strength and athletics already, like the classical centaur itself.

[Anonymous No.]

whats your secret fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577304
I would rather a fluffy mofu or a Greenworm daki to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
I have several, but one is handholding
I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577637
That's actually a question I'd like to see KC respond. How do dark elves try to cheer up their slave/husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577716
KC like many japanese artists can't into big and/or muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
one that belongs on /trash/ for a reason and won't be mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577430
Sorry to bother you ma'am but my wife sent me to get eggs and I must have taken a wrong turn. Could you please not kill me as well as point me in the direction of the store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577777
Oh she's gonna give you some eggs alright.
-and other cheesy one liners from horny boomer undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577777
you may only choose one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577637
If my waifu is any indication, she'd have him do some menial and repetitive task that even he couldn't screw up. Like brushing her hair or tail. Wait, elves don't have tails...

Alternatively, she'd personally walk him through a task, guiding him carefully, and staying at his side each and every step of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
https://exhentai.org/s/4931a2fc82/1778805-21

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
I get a lot of borderline commissions, but vanilla makes me blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577796
Could you at least have the eggs sent to my wife after you kill me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Diapers (clean only)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Shrink

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577813
YOU MUST EAT ALL THE EGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Lactation and mommyplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Xeno, nightmare waifus, female anthro

If it is female and it won't kill me I'll dick it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577878
*Happy matango noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577878
Coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577891
Just breathe in the spores that way your wife is with you everywhere you go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577716
I want to jump onto her back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKtIMO00qgw

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
debilitating charm spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
If I told you it wouldn't be much of a secret, now would it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577716
Damn, I would fuck that. Is there really no porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577777
How did you even get here, the undead part of town is pretty far away from any normal stores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577637
Dark elves are a tough subject since they are probably the worst monster ever in regards to how they treat their husband
Even then, they are still monsters in the end so if their chosen one is genuinely feeling like trash they'll ease up on the super dominatrix superior attitude
Too bad they'll be back to calling names and torturing their husband as soon as the situation stabilizes again
Fuck dark elves if i get captured i'm gonna end myself and get snatched up by a Will o' the wisp
Better an eternity of yandere love than a lifetime of submissive servitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578005
There's not supposed to be but artists are based
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=umamusume+rating%3aexplicit
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=umamusume+&pid=0
Restrictions on artistic freedom never win

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578053
sucks dark elves have easy access to lamentation mushrooms. Maybe literally killing yourself might persuade her to lighten up permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570266
There is no way she is 172 lbs when that thicc. That is off by at least 50%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577854
Y-yes maam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578104
Superior 2D physics

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578043
I am not a clever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34575643
I want a Nerdcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578089
>There's not supposed to be
Pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578152
Long story short, the Yakuza owns those horses.
And they don't take kindly to folk lewding them.
In all actuality there's concerns that the horse owners might retract rights over lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Bioluminescence revs my fucking engine. Especially if it's something akin to hell fire.

[Anonymous No.]

is it so wrong to want to slip into an inescapable shoggoth rape pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578228
Why slip when you could jump in instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578164

This is weird to me. Like, what the fuck did they think was going to happen? It was always going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578315
Because they're out-of-touch dinosaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578315
it's having a nice effect though. Increasingly borderline art as the cracks begin to show in the dam holding back the flood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Impregnation with a loving mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34568769
Camping out in the winter with only a tent and your fluffy wife's body to keep you warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578433
>happy autistic bunyipping noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Fucked up levels of BDSM
In my horniest moments i fantasize of my dong having so much stuff on it it looks like a meaty christhmas tree lights included
Only a dark elf or a manticore could satisfy the inhuman amounts of questionable stuff that roams my head when the blood leaves the brain to inhabit the lower regions

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577576
Nah I've just always enjoyed the cold more than being hot for whatever reason and as for not liking Yetis or physical contact, after years of shitposting in here it's hard to imagine that one is so deserving of unconditional love and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Sizeplay, but it's not much of a secret. Honestly, it's been self conditioned. Always been a small person, so I had convinced myself I would be best off with a girl taller then me. It was all downhill from there. Contradictory, I love faeries. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
What would white lipstick be like? And no, I don’t mean clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578659

Think of tanned or dark skin and it's easy to visualize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577508
POOTIS POW

[Anonymous No.]

>>34576895
I'm a dragon/reptilefag, so whatever color matches her scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Transformation. Maybe I can get a Genie that can use her magic to make herself different species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578503
Observing bunyips in their natural habitat sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719

Female anthro on human male.

I know better than to shit up threads with it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
A secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiki what are you doing?
>Did I have some cake or something on my hands after dessert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34569813
For me, the more monstrous the better but

>>34569866
To each their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578763
Time to consult the big book of maid body language

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578728
>She found a red apple and a green Apple two hours ago
>She still hasn’t decided which one to eat now and which to save for later

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577744

There's a science behind it. When you hold hands with someone it sends a signal to your brain, telling you "I like this" or "this is nice".

Ironically, the fact that it's such a pure display of affection is what turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Rata begone

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578797
What a blessed text. Who wrote this useful encyclopedia? No good master should have a maid without at least the introductory copy I would assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578786
How divine it would be to embrace the charging shog tackle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578805
Is the area between each finger supposed to be sensitive? I guess hands are sensitive for a reason, since we use them to interact with the world around us.

I could just imagine my waifu doing all manner of innocuous things to my hands, because she knows it would drive me crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34573443
Imagine the potent yet canonically pleasant smell overwhelming your senses while savoring her taste...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578859

I never thought about it until you asked, but yeah, mine are sensitive too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578810
This pic makes me mad like you wouldn't believe. The fucking smug is mocking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578340
Only a matter of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Big gals in dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578920
There is already a work up on panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578937
I want the trickle to become a flood

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
vore, giantess, unbirthing

Don't worry, I know better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578935
Big ladies acting/dressing feminine is the shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578903
>Well now onii-chan, don't do the crime if you can't do the time
>I'm eating for two now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578937
I thought I already saw a doujin of one of the umamusume on a more normie site granted it included one of them getting the horsecock Is it just that one in particular or are they all getting purged?

[Anonymous No.]

I like undead, but do undead like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Just talking about it makes me wanna jump off a fucking bridge. I hate myself everyday because I know I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579120
Undead have an eternity to think about trapping warm boys between thier cold thighs. They love you a whole lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579179
Don't worry, anon. This is 4chan. We'll accept you no matter what it is. Barring a few exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579120
I'm going to go up to her and give her a big kiss on the lips, wonder what she'll do

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
these days it's just impreg/risk-play with a side of rape-kidnapping, but:
I hit my personal bottom-of-the-fetish-pit with tentacle, oviposition, and then giant-insect porn. One day I 'woke up', was overwhelmed with disgust, and swore off it. That was years ago, and I'm still not fucking clean, I still go to it when I'm down and weak.
I need a monstergirl to help de-condition me from this porn filth with lots of good clean fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579179
I mean a few anons admitted to some very /d/ and even /trash/ fetishes, if you don't want to admit it that's on you but honestly nobody gives a shit unless you namefag or have some way to out yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579281
Role for seduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579283
What's wrong with egg laying

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578550
fuck off with your pity party shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579319
didn't word it clearly, I meant
egg laying INTO the girl
otoh a monstergirl that just happens to lay eggs doesn't really evoke a reaction in either direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578550
Anon, you keep popping up to hold a pity party
You aren't going to get sympathy here, just deal with it and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

I think crow tengus would be much better with wings on their backs and have normal arms like the actual mythical creature was depicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34578550
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579372
It'd be good to have some more stuff to differentiate them from black harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579372
Wingarms are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579343
Not him but yeah that's an embarrassing fap to me too.

[Anonymous No.]

Unnnh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWab-KeX4ik

[Anonymous No.]

This is an oomukade according to 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

You will let this rata inside or she will tell the whole town about your fetishes, the choice is yours

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh. You found my Anon Bot 3000, didya?
>Ah, well, hoped you weren't gonna see that one ahaha
>Even with all the extra features I gave it, it just isn't you Anon... I'ma thinking about scrapping it...
>I hope you don't think I'm weird or start to hate me for it or anything anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
that rata is coming inside and then going directly onto the magic stretching racks with the 'assistance' of my zombie minion/wives
once she is properly proportioned, THEN she may join the harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
I'm pretty sure the whole town knows about my fetishes, but she can join me for breakfast if she wants. All she had to do was ask instead of stand at my window threatening me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
I mean, if she tells the whole town about my fetishes that just means I'll get monster girls that are into them showing up.
That actually works out in my favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579528
When she goes back to the drawing board she's going to retrofit it into a female you to also rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579518
2hu is omega cyber cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579518
The new game is about capitalism. I'm assuming this is a communist 2hu. This is a communist centipede girl with a ridiculous outfit.
This is why we don't get a lot of centipede girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579584
u ok anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
Go ahead, announce to the world that I wanna get dommed by a big, angry dragon. It will only help me find my waifu sooner

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570588
>Sucks to know we can't talk about mgefied WH fantasy without running the risk of some autist interjecting his off-topic spam into the conversation and shitting up the thread

I disagree. Just don't feed the troll or autist then. And by all means, despite that one guy constantly bringing up Warhammer Fantasy, it still seems to be okay and tolerated here compared to 40k. Plus as far as I'm aware, Warhammer Fantasy posting in here has been around for quite some time even before the /mgw/ thread at /tg/ became a thing.

Also, here's mytake in an MGE-fied Warhammer Fantasy:

>Empire of Man still remains the same almost. Except now they gotta fight off monstergirl armies led by other monsto leaders and Lilims
>The Beastfolk are not loosers anymore as they are not cute and or sexy beast girls largely led or influenced by Ropuruto and the Beast Sabbath and the Beast Sabbath has also likely taught the Warhammer Fantasy/Age of Sigmar beast folk to be civilized too!
>The dwarves sadly now have the type of treatment that elf women get in hentai, in which dwarves are now almost all female sex monsters and any pure Uncorrupted dwarves and male dwarves are a rarity and held up in isolated forts or die trying to kill as many monsters
>The High Elves of Ulthuan/The Asur are the same snobbish elitists they are (as far as fantasy high Elves go) and are super anti-monstergirl and ANY elf/Asur who shows any whiff of Mamono Man corruption are banished or to be killed off. But High Elves/Asur who are corrupted by Mamono Mana end up becoming more open and friendly to monstergirls, humans and "lesser" races and surely would be willing to get fucked by a monstergirl
>The Dark Elves or the "Druuchi" basically become the all female dominatrix elves because Mamono Mana. Plus they have now become more nicer and loving to their sex slaves, especially to cute human bois
>The Lizards of Lustria, well... Lizard women and Salamander girls with super smart nerdy slanns who probably collaborate with the Sabbath and the rest of the Demon Realms
>Tomb Kings? Now they are the Tomb Queens. Now expect great old Settra being an hot brown anime Egyptian Pharaoh girl who does not serve but RULES! And don't you dare bring up vampires, Sylvania or Nagash's name up in Nehekhara, EVER.
>Sylvania is now an MGE Undead Mamono galore. And it is rumored that the Vampire Lord Mannfrien Von Carstien has a doki doki crush on Emperor Karl Franz
>The Vampire Coasts is now a part of Court Alf, the fun and great Aquatic Monstergirl islands
>Bretonia of course, is literally Lescatie. And has fallen and conquered by the monstergirls thanks to Druella.
>The Order is still present here as the Church that helps keep any Order Aligned nations and even the Empire in Check
>Unlike in regular ol Warhammer Fantasy and or Age of Sigmar... Sigmar himself is not a god like entity, but has been downgraded to Archangel status and likely a lieutenant for Illias, Chief God
>The Empire reveres and worship Illias but still consider and worship Sigmar as the most important figure in their history and believe he will be the New Chief God one day. And the Order has even acknowledged Sigmar as official Archangel and canonized him as a saint
>And Khaos doesn't exist in this alternate universe. But there would be expired or similar gods that match or are similar to the four chaos gods: Enyo to Khorne, Thoth to Tzeentch, Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg for Nurgle and The Fallen God for Slaanesh
>And the Skaven??? No such thing exists, they are not real. There are only Giant Mouse and Dormouse Mamono. But ain't no such thing as Skaven bros.

There, how is that like folks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34563980

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579694
didn’t read lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579694
why are you doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579694
I'll be honest.
I enjoy the concept of Monster Girl Warhammer Fantasy but if you're doing it, you just have to bite the bullet and go 'We're going full fetish here' otherwise you get random dark bits like the High Elves.

Also, I don't know why chaos gets dumped when you can literally make it the more rapey/aggressive husbando hunting faction.

Khorne? Muscle waifus and blessings handed out to girls that just need to get good and go grab a man.

Tzeentch? Not only do they use magic, they make elaborate plans and change their bodies to trick men into becoming theirs.

Nurgle waifus? Soft, motherly, and disease free, although they always baby you and 'may' have an aura that leaves you feeling slightly off so they have an excuse to keep you home.

Slaanesh waifus? In addition to basically being demon wonderland, they tend to try and practice a skill to its fullest so that they can impress you with great works of art, elegant dances, or meals that make feasts seem bland by comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579906
>>>/tg/
You WH people are all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of normally sadistic, hard dom mamono taking care of someone and being sweet and nice to them, if they're ill or injured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
I wanna see her stammer them out. Go on, do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580080
No need to be a dick to that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580082
cue husband furtively injuring himself on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580080
He asked for feedback and I gave it.
Trying to add monster girls/heavily monstergirl-ize Warhammer while also trying to keep grit in it is a fools errand.
You're adding them to make it lewd in the first place, trying to go halvies on it is just asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to leave too many treats out for the large rag girls.
They'll start getting chubby if you do and they won't be able to sneak as well or fit into their rogue clothes like they used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580134
>large rag girls
That makes me wonder, can ittan-momen put on weight? Do they become more like comforters instead of thin cloth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580158
Possibly.
the real question is if Haku-sensei can fix my continuing mental decline as dear god do I seem to fuck up typing more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580124
>Dr. Horsepussy's face when you "fell down some stairs." Again.
>The wife is in tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580158
i liked the idea a while back where ittan-momen do magic cosplay stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
Okay! I'll do anything she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580158
>Hey Anon, what did you mean when you said you enjoyed having a weighted blanket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580124
She's going to get clingier and protective as that continues. ...you don't want a Manticore taking away your walking privileges and strapping you against her chest, would you? And if you ever need to go somewhere beyond walking distance she just flies you there. You wouldn't want to be that attached, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580175
wife might make it worse if she's too emotional

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580158
>>34580192
Okay hear me out.
An Ittan-momen originating from one of those Mana Insulating Blankets

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lilim, Pharaoh, Baphomet, Dragon, Youko, and Ocelomeh to dom me and make me a househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580158
Comforter wife sounds amazing. I would add one to my snuggle harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580171
Welcome to the club

No, it doesn't get any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580258
she's way too smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579906
I'm willing to accept WH if you replace the effects of WH chaos with MGE chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580486
She knows you want to snug.

[Anonymous No.]

sahu hu ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580601
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580620
You are sacrifice for the fish goddess of rape and fertility. Now jump into the volcano like a good little sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580642
>volcano
But that's a Lava Golem, not a fish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580668
the fish is in the volcano
source: trust me, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>34580698
>jump down
>it's a Lava Golem with a snorkel

[Anonymous No.]

>>34577719
Anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>o-oh, you already came in my tentacles? oh my... I didn't see you there, s-sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
It's unlocked dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34579521
>Letting a rata investigate your fetishes
>Picking her up so you can whisper in her ear
>"Now you know what you've gotten yourself into... cutie."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34570136
>>34570266
I'd only accept her if grinding on that shaft is part of her combat style. Just kiding, pls gib big elf
>>34570203
Bodyguards are indeed expensive, but wives are free

[Anonymous No.]

>>34581221
>Wives are free.
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34581264
Monstergirls do it for
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