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3455893 No.3455893 [Reply] [Original]

I've been having a lot of dreams about futanari Touhous lately.

I understand this means I want dicks, but why are they attached to my Touhous?!

>> No.3455900

I shouldn't have to say this, but it seems you are gay.

>> No.3455901

>>3455899

But I'm not a nigger! ;_;

>> No.3455902

>>3455899

>> No.3455899

because you're a gay nigger!

>> No.3455909

>>3455900

I understand that already, I'm just wondering why my beautiful Touhous must factor into the equation.

Tonight involved (futa) Okuu enjoying herself with (non-futa) Patchouli while (non-futa) Wriggle was playing with (futa) Orin.

The hell is with these pairings

>> No.3455913

>>3455909

Because it's easier to come to terms with the fact you love the cock when the cock is on something you previously thought was cute. Eventually you'll be focusing more on the penises on your Touhous then the Touhou it's placed on, by that point you may as well start downloading gay porn.

>> No.3455916

>>3455909


...slut...

>> No.3455925
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3455925

>>3455913

But I don't appreciate the male figure as much as I appreciate the Touhou figure.

In addition, the futas never have testicles.

>> No.3455938

I DREAM OF PHALLUS

>> No.3455936

>>3455925
Since you're a /jp/ poster, Touhous are the best things your brain can find to serve as targets of affection and intimacy.

>> No.3455940

>>3455936

So... I'm gay, but I want a tender and intimate relationship with an effeminate (but male) partner and not just be a manwhore?


;_;

>> No.3455962

>>3455940
No I think you just want to suck a dick but you don't like dudes so your dream stuck it on a little frilly girl you wanted to make kisses with already.

>> No.3455971

>>3455940
Dude, you like futa. That's not gay.

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3455981

>>3455962
>>3455971

Well except for the fact that I'm already bisexual and don't really mind men or dicks so long as it looks good.

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3455986

>>3455981
Oh well, theory destroyed then.

But really, who would say no?

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3455995

>>3455986

Well, again, I find the Touhou figure far more appealing than either the human male figure or the human female figure. So I'd imagine it's my subconscious taking my favorite parts from the latter two and applying them to the former, to create my ideal partners.

>> No.3455996

I like futa too...

But it's only so that I can imagine I'm the cute girl, boning another cute girl.

>> No.3456008

I had a futa related dream last night. I kinda just witnessed rather than taking part, but it was still better than pictures, so I wish I would experience such dreams more often.

In fact, this has severely increased my temptation to learn lucid dreaming.

>> No.3456010

>>3456008

I'm never involved in my dreams pertaining to Gensokyo. I'm just a set of floating eyes.

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