Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Big tiddy goth gf

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34551084
And other assorted gothic things

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that you cannot say you truly love your monstergirl daughteru until you've experienced the pleasure of fisting her asshole up to your elbow.

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>>34551084

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>>34551093
These things I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551097
Sorry I'm not a Reddit admin.

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that cats are stupid. Accept your fox mofu overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

What is better, a mature monster girl with the body to match, a mesugaki monster girl, a lolibaba, or a monster girl around your age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551133
Even the dumbest cat is better than the smartest mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551167
Better at being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Meow?

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>>34551135
Mature. I still want a Minotaur the age of foxes in this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551226
That'll definitely assure one of your pelvises will break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551084
Awww, almost 1000

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551084
Hag tits and goths don't go well together. Gothic is for lolies only

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551097
Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost summer time that means it's almost time for more monstergirls in bikinis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551226
think of the tales she can tell, since she has been single for that long

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551254
Reminder that all lolis are just old hags in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>finding the right tool to sate my need for size difference
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=5&base_in=10&comp_ft=9&comp_in=0
My mino wife is this tall, but much much more bulky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551296
Think of the desperation of being single that long

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551337
very true, your first night won't be gentle at all

[Anonymous No.]

All human men deserve is to be ground to dust under the flexible hips of cats.

[Anonymous No.]

So we all can agree that elves are the best monsters, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551337
>>34551395
Just tie her up if you're so afraid of getting drained.
In reality she'll probably have to tie you up because she can't keep up with your young vigor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551407
Give me a nice, sweet scorpion cat and I'll agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551337
She's not a real doctor, is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551428
>spoiler
now I need to be chained up cause that only made me harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551407
*except for me

[Anonymous No.]

She'll bully you with clouds of aphrodisiac gas and her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551501
>off topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551296
I'll gladly listen to her while I'm under her strong arm.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters force you to get a jab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551135
lolibaba obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551513
That's a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551135
Mesugaki since it's the only one out of those options that can actually be young.

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>>34551540

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551135
Lolibaba

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>>34551135
I like a monster girl around my age, or around my age relatively, i.e. a 300 year elf which is equivalent to like a mid twenties year old guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551540
yes

[Anonymous No.]

I want a CC oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551540
They are always hiring for cum pumps, good benefits to.

[Anonymous No.]

Growing old with your monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>Shakes the ground and you know she approaches before you even see her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTxsDZYX2Q0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551681
Pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551685
that ass needs to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/KPol6IO1

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551733
Holy shit, who did that?

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>>34551084

[Anonymous No.]

Consider: Opposites bigamy.
>Kitsune & Tanuki
>Lava Golem & Tsurara-onna
>Megatitty Holstaur & Itty Bitty Familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551733
I know where that pose is from

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551733
I need to know what it tastes like

[Anonymous No.]

Continuing Penywise's theme of elves, we're taking a bit of a darker turn. As promised, chocolate elves have their reign. Just FYI, they do dark elf things so be ready for it. Request for >>34090761 complete.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31048343

Up next is some albino cat smut. It's going to take a while though. You see, I'm finally escaping Ohio The nightmare... it's finally ending...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551778
I'd be concerned if you didn't.

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>>34551782
No more Ohio?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551708
I need to berry myself in it's folds.

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>>34551782
You don't escape the Ohio Magus. It lives in you, shapes you, controls you. You believe you're free, and that's all well and good. One day you'll look in the mirror and see. It was Ohio. It was Ohio all along. And you, me, and all of >us never even saw it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551742
https://twitter.com/MaidForge2
Due to scheduling issues the other illustration I commissioned will be finished this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551733
That's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551782
>albino cat smut
Oh heck, that was my oddball request! Thanks, I'm lookin' forward to it! You can never escape Ohio, because the morning will always rise to be greeted, "Ohayou."

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>>34551775
>Megatitty Holstaur & Itty Bitty Familiar
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551733
Looks like Cheshire-chan has some competition in the smug department!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551870
Thanks anon, their stuff is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551775
...How about a Bicorn and a Shirohebi? Is this death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551782
>he thinks he can escape Ohio
I had a buddy who had been there once. He was traveling east through Kentucky trying to get to South Carolina, missed a turn on the highway and ended up in Ohio somehow. I think there's some kind of supernatural pull.
Scary stuff.

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>>34551540
I never understood the idea for medicine and vaccines in universes that have healing magic capable of healing any ill from minor cuts to full on resurrecting the dead. As undead if need be.

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>>34551844
>Magus has a nightmare about an endless, overcast plain of corn
>keeps pushing through stalks but there's nothing out there
>wakes up in a cold sweat
>pulled back down
>being cuddled by Brutus Buckeye
>he screams as he realizes that not even another dimension can save him from the clutches of Ohio

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551782
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551986
Me and my waifu will save Magus from Ohio. The banner of our people has already been planted there, they have no power over us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551782
Come to Canada, friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552070
>leaf covering cunny
how lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552070
She can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, all this Ohio talk makes me think that living there is like the worst form of torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552134
It is.
Tied with California.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552070
I want to FUCK a LEAF

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552198
then find a tree, rip a leaf off and fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552134
Banishment to Detroit, or writing for TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552070
Canadian cuddlers sound nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552070
>move to Canada
>swarm of fairies bully me by throwing timbits at me and calling me a hoser
>slather my car door handle in syrup and fly away
>drive home only to find that they've heaped all the snow from their driveways into mine
>start shoveling
>massive white horn shows up
>apparently they told her I was freezing and needed help
>demands I marry her and tells me she'll block all the exits with snow and cut the power if I refuse
>she's the size of a fucking moose so I know she's good for it
>cheshire flies in on skis, hockeystopping in front of me and spraying me with slush
Fucking leaves...

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>>34552181
How can it be as bad as California?

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I like how that map with the favourite mgs had canada fit perfectly the stereotypes. With Toronto being slave for brown pussy, BC being weird, and Alberta wanting to fuck cows.

[Anonymous No.]

date with nerd bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552440
Gunna bully the yeti for cheering on the Laffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552480
>bully by throwing timbits
You should be thanking them for those delicious treats. Open wide, hoser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552529
What map?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552529
Where's this map, anon? I must know the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552565
>>34552568
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&ll=33.573362121625564%2C-107.92335727751059&z=8

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>>34552552
For me, it's Dunkin, Krispy Kreme, or nothing. Tim Horton's doughnuts are stale bread that someone sprinkled sugar on.

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>>34552612
look at bapho go!

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>>34551782
I hate it. It's great, but I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551782
Ignoring the ohio talk, thanks magus. A little dark for me but still good.

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>>34552612
I find hard to believe there are 4 guys from central asia in here

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>>34552741
Very good chance they all fucked up a - on their longitude. Most end up in the US if you make em - numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

If medusas have snakes for hair, that means they also has pubic snakes.

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>>34552612
>minotaurfag in coventry
Good to have someone with great taste nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
>Greater Vancouver - Shoggoth
Yep, it's accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
Baphs self select.

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>>34552612
I wasn't around to include myself in the map, sad. Also I see I have no brothers in this map.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552819
Dark Elf and Pslime in Abby/FV also seem kinda fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552653
Magic goat, best goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552844
Iron Beast?

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>>34552856
what about the non-magic one

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Can someone post a link to that google map with anons and their favorites? Wonder how the final version looks.

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>>34552134
I'm from Ohio. It's honestly not bad. It's just like anywhere else in the Midwest. Some crime in the big cities. Boring but safe in the suburban and rural areas.

Though when the portals open, I'm gonna move the fuck away. Not because I want to leave, but because there's no desert here, no sand dunes, and that's not optimal for my sandworm waifu

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>>34552612
>alp in cali
it checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552907
>>34552612

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552885
She's cool too. Someone has to document and keep tabs on what the other sabbaths are up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552912
from new york, and when the portals open, I'm running into the portals as well to live on a farm with my wurm wife

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>>34551782
huh, you don't see much dark elf stuff. That was really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552885
cripple goat is also acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
>Michigan
>Lich
While good, that's no jinko or cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
>Orc in Maryland
I wonder who the fuck that was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552943
Wurm preacher is from NY too? Me and you are gonna go through the same portal bro

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>>34552907
This >>34552612 is the final version.
>>34552817
The guy running the poll suggested not putting your actual city/town just in case, so no idea how specific this Minotaurfag was besides being in England.

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>>34551084

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>>34552868
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552134
It's not that bad, at least we aren't Detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552943
Wurms can farm?
I guess she'd be good at tilling the soil

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>>34552990
they are not retards, they are more brutish, they can be taught anything as long you have the patience

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>>34553025
Well, I'm just thinking how her big claws may not be good for the gentle care some plants need. I guess it depends on what you intend to grow.

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>>34551775
I'm more partial to baphomet/satyr weresheep oneesan combo. It would be nice seeing them squabble.

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>>34553046
ah, ya meant that, I'm kind of tired of the old "HURR DURR"wurm headcanon. on that note who would be truly the most retarded monster girls in general?

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>>34552990
I think wurms would be well suited to agriculture. Just tell her to run back and forth a few times and you've tilled a few acres. Plants not doing well? She can go get any minerals you need to revitalize your crops. The only problem I could foresee is her eating your crops before they're ready to be harvested.

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>>34552134
The Ohio river basin seemingly has a lot more cryptids than other places in America. It'll probably be one of the first places the portals open on the DOTR.

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>>34552612
one kiki lover is in brazil

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553110
probably zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553110

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>>34553110
>on that note who would be truly the most retarded monster girls in general?
Contenders include Dragon Zombie, regular Zombie, Bubble Slime, and Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553142
they are carnivores, which would be a problem when dealing with the livestock

[Anonymous No.]

>No tsun monster girl with a flat chest that starts dating me and gets overjoyed when MABIMBAMA starts giving her the breasts she wanted.
>They start getting bigger than she expected
>By a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Thick monstergirl children in super revealing clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
>no dark mages
I knew I was alone

[Anonymous No.]

KC's Birthday has come and gone once more.
Did you manage to bake a cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
I see the Florida man Manticore ass slapping wasn't just for humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553249
when was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
Ayo who's that based motherfucker in SLC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553110
Thing is Wurms have never been actually mentally retarded. They're just more simple minded in the sense that they don't really put too much thought into the day in and day out business aside from eating, shelter, and making babies ( If the entry is at all true ). The problem is, once a-fucking-gain, people taking an interview with exactly ONE member of a monster species and applying it to them like a broad stroke of autistic prejudice. Not all Anubis are into LEGOs, not all Wurms are retarded, not all Cait Siths are into being bean bag chairs ( Even if such treatment is acceptable ) but of course this thread will always apply it to the cumbrain setting ad infinitum because people are as they always are.

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>>34553223
>that skin
>that glove
>that lipstick
>those curves
You make a compelling point, Anon. I always think it's wild that a different skin tone can drastically change my view on a girl.

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>>34553381
Yeah, i feel ya on that, pale skin is too samey for me, now make it a bit more exotic and or different, now ya got me caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553315
Honestly this, the wurm twins were intelligent enough to run a bar together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553381
That what just a random image though all witches are good to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553381
Turning a girl blue or some other weird color always makes them better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553421
And Big Mama didn't reach her position by just being big and strong, it takes smarts to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, the tan-cubuss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553443
>Wonderland dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553548
honesty, dark skin makes monster girls better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551417
I wouldn't mind being the personal servant of a haughty high elf princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553315
Wurms are canon excellent moms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553315
Without irony fuck off you long winded cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

Hit the beach with your monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553572
love nipples like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553381
>>34553408
What colors do you consider undead monsters can be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553687
its still too cold at the moment so i'll wait till summer

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to bully me with unconditional love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553761
More varied than you'd initially think. See Ghouls, and people seem to often not remember Pharaoh is listed as undead too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553761
they are more grey than anything

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>>34553315
fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553890
Ghouls are the absolute best undead girls in my opinion. They get outshined by Wight and Lich but really they don't do much for me compared to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553110
If you ignore threadcanon I'm sure greenworm is up there, kc literally says they're low intelligence and don't think of anything other than food and cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553949
>Ghouls are the absolute best undead girls in my opinion
Agreed. I wanna be orally raped by violent ghouls. Ideally 3-7 ghouls. 5 of them would be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553687
I'll try to keep her from picking fights with Mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553630
>that
>long winded
here's something for your short attention span:
ur a faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551307
Reminder that all old hags are just lolis in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>34553925
>>34553890
I would be happy with a full greyscale for skin and hair color with a bit of brown, yellow, or green tinting, and free reign on eye color. They are magically animated after all.
I really like barb's dark and brown skinned girls. But don't forget that extremely pale skin has a great appeal too.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34554041
yeah, just the skin tone I meant when said pale is fair-skinned

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554026
Not if you've known them since childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551307
>>34554026
how do I check if my mature wife isn't either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554119
You...want to make sure you're mature wife also isn't an old hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554146
how do i check if my loli is actually a hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554085
>visible pubes
fuck this is unfair, how did she know my weakness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554146
Help. my head hurts now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554165
ask for a traditional wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554165
Put on wheel of fortune and see if she starts trying to complete the phrase rather than shouting out letters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551307
t. jealous lolibaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554218
So, lolibabas are just old women who make themselves look like little girls? Huh, I always wondered what the difference was.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is best for "extremely lewd and sexy but also being completely oblivious to that fact"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554276
Titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554276
Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554276
You can actually have sex with her BEFORE she allows kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554299
>>34554308
It has been spoken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554395
I've never been more upset by black bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon said he was fed up of cheshires
>said that if he saw one more cheshire ass he was going to move
>she didnt think he meant it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554395
fuck censors, always hate those fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554432
>He said he's going to move
>Moves into the cheshires and starts to bully her with his ass
>cheshires is very confused but also won't complain

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554276
arisu

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>>34554012
Fuck off and learn to be succinct you pretentious cock snorkeler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554461
It's hard to tell whether Cheshire is smug or not when you sit on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554012
>>34554550
>See here: future alps in training

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551084
Is that a fuckin monster girl Alatreon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554550
I'm not the same person as the guy that typed that out. Man, I can't imagine how hard it is for you to function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554276
Salamander loli

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I was sucking on some fat Manticore tiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554276
Your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554621
Same but centaur

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554655
same but wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554640
Anon's mom has got it going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554550
wurm not dumb
wurm smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554678
Bapho can't you see, you're just not the goat for me.
I know it may be wrong but I'm in love with Anon's mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554675
feel on that one, I even was doing a nursing handjob with a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554711
Now that made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551782
Oh yeah, that's the good shit. We need more dark elf stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554591
You're not fooling anyone chucklefuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, it is entirely possible that the DL's first daughter is still single.

[Anonymous No.]

Webjobs. Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554828
did anyone jerk off using silk here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554823
The true cost of being a powerslut, no matter what monsters you prefer, there is always the allure of just how bullshit lilim are making you question your loyalty to a species

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552959
Sorry, I love my lich wife too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
I'm actually surprised how many people from flyovers are on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554849
The worst combination is being a powerslut and having (or perhaps rather) wanting to waifu an individual that is a (relatively) normal succubus. Lilims make me question myself every day.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34555000
That dragon needs to lose some weight

[Anonymous No.]

Nuns are for _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555031
Grooming young boys in catholic school to have a serious mommy fetish and a desire for broodmother fertility goddess bods

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555031
Marrying, corrupting and impregnating, but not in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555044
Angel wings typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555031
Forced corruption.
Bonus points for gaining their trust before forcibly monsterizing them.

[Anonymous No.]

Do evil monsters deserve to be happy, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554828
I mean, some spiders collect semen from males in little packages and stuff them into their sex organs. Having a spider force you to cum into a web condom isn't that farfetched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555095
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
If they were happy they wouldn't be evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>34554366
Careful there, things can quickly get out of hand with multiples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555031
doing what the good book told us and breeding them to be fruitful and multiplying the number of monster girls there are

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
Yes, and it is your duty to do so, so they can stop being evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
The happiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
All monster girls deserve to be happy. Siths included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555031
Bullying your corrupted dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555031
being raised by them, gettin corrupted and lovingly fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Starting out an adventure must be harsh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
aww, I'd help overthrow 50 pharaohs if that's what it took to see that smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
yes. but a better question is are you gonna help her evil plans or hinder her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
Yes,the more evil the more pregnancies she needs to be subjected to

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555437
>succ defeats adventurer Anon
>starts her pre-rape gloat
>Anon breaks down in tears
>crys that he can't get any weapons, supplies, or services because they all want his dick
>he sobs that he just wants to stay pure for his future wife
>succ just standing there awkwardly unsure of what she should do

[Anonymous No.]

naru's mom has got it going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555254
No. Fortunately, despite appearances, my waifu isn't evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555507
She should take responsibility and put a ring on his finger.

[Anonymous No.]

Eldritch milf dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555507
anon should always remember to pray to eros for protection, guidance, and strength

[Anonymous No.]

we on the front page of 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555644
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555507
She should take responsablity, and make an honest husband of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555653
we were on the front page for a tiny bit but I didn't manage to screenshot it in time

[Anonymous No.]

I had wanted to salvage some of the older version of the story to minimize how much I needed to rewrite, but none of it was good enough. It's all being changed. At least I hate it less, now.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30974684/chapters/76716353

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555374
They are already monsterizing, but that won't stop them from "cleansing" you in the name of the chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555677
Anon...the front page changes every time you refresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555738
Well now, I know but it was kinda fun to see it. Lets get back on topic
What would monster girls-oriented doujins would be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555437
>Starting out an adventure must be harsh
More experienced human adventurers should consider helping a little monstergirl newbie or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555507
Form an adventuring party with him, and make sure he gets his equipment and items.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555835
nice, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555835
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555835
Greenworm doesn't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Does mge have an equivalent of Vajrakantaka-salmali?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555835
>I RIDE ETERNAL, SQUISHY AND GREEN
>WITNESS MEEEEEE!
>Stop squirting spray cheese into your mouth and shoot them or something!

[Anonymous No.]

>most mgs now as days or in isekai
>really hate isekai

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555835
Kek, this needs to be a larger story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555679
>Her lubed and gloved hands slide over your dick as she glowers at you.
>"You'll learn your lesson soon enough, Incubus. A penis like this is dangerous, carrying a thing like this around must have meant you were planning on using it on unsuspecting human women. Good thing I found it before any other woman fell to it"
>She strokes you faster and leans in so close you can feel her breath on the head of your cock.
>"Getting close? Maybe you'd like to finish in my mouth? You'd just love to spill your foul seed inside of a woman, wouldn't you?"
>As soon as you go over the edge and cum, she closes her mouth and jerks away.
>Most of your orgasm ends up on the floor, but some of it ends on her lips, which she absentmindedly licks up, her skin seeming to become a little clearer while doing so.
"Your punishment is not over. I will cleanse you until you return to the true path, and from now on I'll stop playing easy with you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555950
>Do what you must, I have already won

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555678
Did you publish all this at a different time, or are you writing and rewriting these segments before you post them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555860
>succ picks Anon up and tells him they'll adventure together
>Anon and succ have a grand old time adventuring
>Anon finally feels like a real hero as he can buy stuff normally now the merchants won't dare anger the glaring succ
>they become renowned adventurers that saved their kingdom
>succ nervously plans to ask Anon to marry her
>Anon beats her by taking a knee and proposing to her, saying that his purity and heart was always hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556001
the urge to spank that succbutt is growing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551104

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta watch out for them their dwarves, they might end up making you into marriage material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34552612
she's so far, it's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556118
she's only as far away as careless mishap with a certain vial of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556049
For me, it's Molly.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a golem be made of diamonds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556006
This was all published before on pastebin, but since 1. Pastebin is dying and 2. the story was shit, I'm doing essentially a full rewrite of the story. You can find the original on anubis.moe, under the same name for me and the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556168
Golems can be made out of anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556222
now, would the material they're made from influence their personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555922
Has the isekai fad died yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556092
Is the guy short for a human or she tall for a dwarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556222
Can they be made out of dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556268
I doubt that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556290
https://youtu.be/7emz458dkh8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556292
Wait I've seen this plot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556292
Well it ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556292
Is that a real manga? Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556259
In MGE, probably. I totally see they pulling something like ice golems being tsun and dragon bone golems competitive
>>34556290
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

Raijus are dumb horny coomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556341
Loved that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556341
It actually is the ending of a manga
https://manga4life.com/manga/Goodbye-Isekai-Tensei
Before you ask ''why manga4life instead of mangakakalot?'' That manga got licenced, so most sites take it down. 4life keeps up regardless, including Saint Seiya. Apparently the site went by another name long ago, so when it slightly changed its name, this somehow caused it to fly under the radar of a bunch of industries that issue to take down their manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556341
>Source
You dont want to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556365
yeah but they cute though. If I was going to get raped publically on mass transit I'd want it to be a raiju. Or manticore. Or maybe both.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lolibaba kitsune gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556347
Now I want an ice cream golem

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/x2aYFSG

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556401
Hey, your a sloot, anon. At least get trained to be the best and get bought at an auction for the gdp of a small country by a perverted old hag like a man should

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556419
>https://imgur.com/a/x2aYFSG
nice ass on that 10gu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556419
hnnnnghh bird belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556419
Cute nerd bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556385
k, thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556347
kek I like how Regieleki is moving faster than them all.

[Anonymous No.]

Is running from a hellhound and manticore considered to be abandoning my duties as a human man in the demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556529
it's only morally unconscionable if you're running from a wurm and/or sandworm and she's plowing through buildings and infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556529
yes, so don't make the rape free and make 'em pay to ravish you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Boss the dragon won't stop rubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551623
whats in the needle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556609
love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556719
>love
the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556277
You do realize Dwarves are like 4' tall right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555835
>Police Sirens blaring
>Literally, the cops are Sirens
>Cut to the inside of the car
>Backseat full of hotdogs, chips, and bananas
>"Greeny, hit the tunes"
>"Mwee"
>Born to be Wild starts up
>"LOOKIN FOR ADVENTURE"
>"MWEE MWEE MWEE MWEE MWEEMWEE"
>Drive over a bridge starting to raise, jumping the river

[Anonymous No.]

Those of you who are attracted to monster girls with more abrasive personalities (like Atlach-Nacha or Gazwer), why? What do you find attractive about a woman who insults you on a regular basis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556385
Always wondered about isekai heroes who survive the truck and they end up at the hospital, does the angel quit after that or do they continue trying to kill the guy in said hospital as long it sends them over to the other world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556778
>/co/ image
Unironically consider leaving

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556774
>They have bananas
>Greenworm isn't using them
>They aren't in a go-kart.
>This isn't playing instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4NLi6ijmGI

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556839
She's upset that Moo Moo Farm doesn't have any vegetables in it to eat so she quit the game

[Anonymous No.]

Paradise is found inside a sandworm's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna tip a cow and do it now, if ya know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556802
>guy gets hit by the truck
>wakes up in the hospital, thinks to himself about how it's too bad getting hit didn't isekai him
>then he realizes the nurse has a halo
>before he can say anything she pulls out a glock while apologizing for doing a sloppy job

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556940
>glock fucking jams

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556915
Oh, like a holstaur waitress, right? I wonder if tipping is part of the culture in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556915
How big of a tip are we talking, 20%?
I mean, if you're gonna order a steak from a cow, you should tip well

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556802
>>34556940
>>34556951
I think it would be hilarious for a dude knows he is slated for isekai-ism, and is doing everything in his power to avoid that because he is quite happy with his current life, leading to the angels hunting him down with the sole purpose of killing him so they can pull him through to the other world

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556952
>>34556959
you know what I mean, anon, "tip" her

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere personalities are the best and if you disagree you are objectively wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556974
You're gonna sneak up on her while she is sleeping and push her over? You're mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556974
Oh, right. I don't know if I'd have the required perspective to give advice to a holstaur, depends on what we're talking about I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556974
Well if you feel that passionately about tipping her, then go above 20%. It may be a bit excessive, but I'm sure she'll appreciate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556977
Blink twice if she is keeping you in the basement, four times if you are in an abandoned building, or five times if you are still figuring out your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556974
just the tip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556974

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556977
Yes, I agree but, not on sneks. Sneks should be polygamous, as Monster Musume demonstrates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557012
we both know, that it ain't gonna just be that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557016
Chesh, you're a fatass, get to working out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556951
>the first shot before jamming didn't hit anything vital
>she tries to choke him out with her halo as an improvised plan B
>it breaks
>"My Guardian Assassin Can't Go Back to Heaven and She's Acting Like It's My Fault?!"
I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556802
I mean, in that manga she kept trying to kill him over and over so I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556977
>>34557007
In all honestly, and though it's not well-liked here, sneks have a "built-in" place to keep unfaithful and potentially unfaithful husbands. Their big, long, snek bellies. She's not gonna be handcuffing you to the bed or chaining you in the basement. That's just asking some whore to come along and steal you away when she's gone. No, you're gonna accompany her everywhere, inside her stomach. You can't be stolen away like that. So be sure not to push her to that point. Keep her yandere levels manageable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557051
She can't help it, sweets are too delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557076
Can you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556993
Yes, I will and give her the ride of her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556977
>>34557076
This is why vixens are better, they treat their husbands with respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557095
then, limit the sweets to a minimum

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557096
Can I knot a kot?
No, I belong to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557007
>Blinks 5 times in rapid succession
>Hear sound of camera whirring and moving somewhere on the upper wall
BOY DO THESE EYELIDS FEEL HEAVY TODAY, I MUST KEEP THEM IN PROPER MOTION OR ELSE I WILL FALL ASLEEP! NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES BEHIND

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557076
anon
that kills people

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557131
this is why i don't like yans, I like yams

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557096
>>34557135
He does this retard shit every time.
Do not engage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557076
Fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557135
Mamono mana protects you from harm. Her body cannot hurt her husband. This is a fact of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

oh i was wondering why saturday was so good, it just rolled over to sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557201
bollocks is a lot of things but he's not a vorefag. this is vore spammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556977
I love Hebi. She's such a good girl. Some people dislike the yandere personality, but I think that just makes her much more endearing. It makes me happy that somebody is always thinking about me, wondering what I'm doing and wishing that I could be with them. She records poetry that she writes about me and lets me listen to it. Her voice is so soothing, and I honestly could spend hours listening to it. Nothing beats the real thing however, and it really relaxes me down to my core after a tough day of work to relax in her coils and talk to her about various things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557224
*Oh, I was wondering why Saturday was so good; it just rolled over to Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557239
>She records poetry that she writes about me and lets me listen to it.
What happens if you tell her you don't like it?
Do we see anger, sadness, or craziness?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm unironically confused at where the line that separates monstergirls from other things is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556977
Obsession and devotion blur together nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557285
Lack of sex morals

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, would it be bad idea to smack my uncovered cock onto the table when hagglin with single nukis to get a better deal on items?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557127
But I love a fat ass on Cheshire. And she loves it when I call her a chonker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557341
If you wear a condom you can charge her more to take it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557339
No I'm more talking about physically

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557052
>She has to resort to beating you in the head with a fire extinguisher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557348
then feed her all the treats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557361
Condoms are a violation of the NAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557361
did I just find a way to get one over on the danukis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557361
10 gold coins to to take off the condom. 50 gold coins and you let them take off the condom with their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557390
Laws are for nerds, anon. Are you a nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557348
What is this kot eating, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557233
The faggot wants to fuck Xenomorphs last I heard vore is entirely in character for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557425
pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557426

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557425
Subway. Monstergirls love Subway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557425
He spilled some horsey sauce, she's just cleaning him a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557266
It's an entire audio recording full of poetic verses talking about how much she loves me, the only thing I could tell her is that she doesn't need to include 2 hours of poetry talking about how cheating is bad and if hussies come into my line of sight I should avert my gaze and say "I love Hebi, she's the best" 3 times to myself. That's generally met with 4 hours in the next recording, so I just take it as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557425
sanvich

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557421
r8 my prices
>clothed DIY= 2 gold coins, 5 mins
>no shirt DIY=4 cons, 10 mins
>only undies DIY=5 coins, 15 mins
>nude DIY= 6 coins, 12 mins
>make out=10 coins, 10 mins
>fingering=20 coins, 4 mins
>eating out= 69 coins, 96 secs
>mouth creampie= 100 coins, 20 mins
>creampie= 1200 gold cions, 1 hour
>Full package plus anal= every price added up+2200 gold coins and 3 hours
I ain't a cheap manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551084

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557426
>The faggot wants to fuck Xenomorphs
Not that guy but, you don't?

https://i.imgur.com/l9SjYhK.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557536
>I ain't a cheap manwhore
Hey, you gotta have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557233
I'm neither of those guys.

I'm just being real. Sneks are not to be trifled with. Personally I'm neutral on the topic of vore. Don't hate it, but don't love it either. I just recognize you gotta be careful when it comes to sneks. Don't give them a reason to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557587
>I'm neither of those guys.
or maybey you are both
at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

what id kc made a schrodinger cat girl
how would her profile read?

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a smothering from a 9 ft tall goth mommy bogey, right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551782
From your Ushi short,
>“Whatever. Things were fine before. I wouldn’t even BE here if that fucking smell-harpy hadn’t dropped my husband off here…” said Altau.
what is a smell-harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Phoenix monster wife so bad guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557643
Gandharva.
>The scent of "perfume" made from their fragrance has a mysterious charm that makes women who wear it give off an impression of purity to men. It suppresses their lust and transitory emotional impulse, thereby having the power to protect a woman's chastity. However, the effect won't work on a man if a woman has feelings for him. Instead, it would give him a sensual impression and arouse his lust. On top of that, it would also change into a devilish pheromone that intoxicates and heats up the body and spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557644

[Anonymous No.]

Just found this tweet
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1206151843312627713
TL from: https://twitter.com/sasainamono/status/1206163882886086656
>Monsterized heroine "Delera.. Appreciate transforming me to such a beatiful and presureable body... I'd do anything you want.."
>Delera "Fine.. So can you give your beloved husband to me?"
>Monsterized heroine "Kidding me. What the f*ck are you talking about?"
>Delera "Perfect!"

I got the image of a heroine pretending to be corrupted to fool Druella, but she decides to test her with this question and she fails because she responded positively.
Gotta test if they were monsterized properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557643
Confused mofu is cute. I would purposely say cryptic things to loli mofu just to get that look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557678
That's stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557684
So majestic and so beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

To fight against a lilim, its easy
>clasp your hangs together
>extend both your pointer and index finger
>get behind the lim
>ram your furious weapon into her anus and shake for max effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557760
>get behind the lim
Instructions unclear: She keeps teleporting behind me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557805
assk to see the ass, and get ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557678
Thanks, I was confused. Been a while since I read her entry,

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551084
>Vampire-chan is once again. Shitposting in a political forum message board blaming things and nonsense in Pharaohs, dessert monstergirls. And just posting plain ol' mean and insulting things about Araby, Khemri and or Nehekhara

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557933
>vampire chan posting her own fanservice stories again
Someone marry her already

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557933
I still dont know how to play risk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557970
how old, needs to be 200 or more at least

[Anonymous No.]

Yoga with the dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557970
>Vampire-chan's neighbor, Anon, knocks on her door
>"Vamp-chan, would you like to go out to eat?"
>she tells him she's busy telling people capes are totally cool
>Anon leaves, once again, dejected at spending the night alone again
>Maybe tomorrow...

She really needs to get off the computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557820
Instructions still unclear. She put her ass on my face before I could do the thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558091
perfect, lift it a bit and then throw her up and give her the kancho of her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558075
But she probably has like a dozen short stories about her and neighbor Anon dating

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558075
>Anon takes on a cheshire mentor to learn how to shitpost so hard his vampire neighbor gives up on her hikimora ways and he can properly woo her
Fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558127
>furiously typing away about how she tripped on her way to the local 6/9 convenience store and anon caught her and offered her a drink from his neck, rather than a filthy fountain drink from the store
>kyaa-ing as she looks out her window to see anon, flushes from the outside sun, hanging out on his back patio

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558174
well, time to work out nude outside to get her out the house, these muscles will surely bring her out more

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558174
>stories range from sadistic to slightly masochistic depending on how nice Anon was to her today or if he did something to piss her off
>broad spectrum of scenarios, everything from exotic vacations to couch dates
>one of the only reoccurring themes is Anon protecting her from her successful dhampir older sister who keeps trying to force her to get a job and clean up her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558075
>>34558174
>>34558210
I'm internally screaming right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558192
>>34558174
>Vamp-chan thinks she's being sneaky when she's spying on Anon
>Anon thinks its cute when she tries, but is determined to get her out of the house
>Starts working out outside wearing less and less clothing

Surely she'll come out after the pants come off, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I've accidentally let a tentacle drink a whole bottle of Lilith's Panacea. I am afraid to go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558192
>vampire-chan hurts her sleep schedule by trying to stay up late in order to watch anon work out during the day
>when he casually mentions that she seems tired, she panics and thinks that he knows she's been watching him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34557544
Nigga I'm not some fucking degenerate who pretends to be vanilla but is into all kinds of kinky shit like Ovaries is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558231
>>34558255
and anon adds very sensual grunts as he works out

[Anonymous No.]

Please respond

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558297
>>34558311

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558332
how did she know that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558255
>Just casually mention outside how you think you've been sleeping in weird positions so you wish you had a reliable friend to watch you sleep
>Instant "OOH ME ME ANON ME OOH ME I'M A FRIEND AND I'M RELIABLE OOH ME ANON PLEASE ME"
>Until "Eh-hem. I can do that for you, if you would like Anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558332
wrong, am neet, kot is stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558332
>Is coffee good for you
I just imagine there's threads on 4monster with the OP being a muscled up dude licking his abs with "So what do you guys think about MGC's season so far?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558271
if he works out too much, he'll get buff so she'll keep typing saucy stories about him, which makes Anon workout outside more to get her out...a ruthless cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558311

[Anonymous No.]

>>34556977
I could be persuaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558385
This is now part of my reason to lift, to shitpost my body and say is schliking good for your gainz? on 4monsters /fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558426
she looks sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

Can any monster compete with Ice queens in their ability to not be horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558440
Off season jinko and mantis are pretty chill.
Dorome also have access to the forbidden technique "platonic hug".

[Anonymous No.]

Had a brillant idea to shit post 4monster, no schlick, and talk about its benefits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34555031
Confessions that turn into gloryhole sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Because you refused to cooperate, the cows are now hunting you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558496
time to tip 'em and give 'em the taste of my old meat stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558440
They literally don't know what sex is until they've eaten enough and a little light bulb in their head dings on

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558496
That sounds like something only ang*ls would do

[Anonymous No.]

>"Human... you're smiling again."
>It's a good look."
>"Hehehe..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558519
what, angels are scary or something, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558519
Well, cows are considered divine in certain religions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558440
Nachos are aggressively anti-horny.. until you rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558559
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558559
scary enough they have sabbath protection programs to hide you from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558596
>>34558600
they don't scare me, what they gonna do, recite verses at me, all I got to do is not listen

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558559
>they can literally use the sinner and blessings excuse to legally rape whenever they want
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

Battlebeast

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558625
just don't get raped, easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558639
Remember, monsters cannot legally rape you if you just say "no"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558629
Did you mean to search for a song and post on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558708
And that's why they cover your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558708
That's right you dumb Minotaur! You can't tou-

[Anonymous No.]

>>34551084

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558708
and remember, they need a good grip to hold you to rape you, so you best be lubed boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558734
i'd like it a lot more if anons age was 26 or 36

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to use summer to study the difference between a glacies and an ice golem.
Sure, both may be cold, partially see through, apparently emotionless, and vulnerable to heat but only an ice golem will listen to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558760
>"HAH! I finally got you! You're in for it now you little-"
>*Slip*
>Lubed Anon Team Rocket's into the horizon under the pressure of the minotaur's death embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558809
speedrun tech found

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558858
>Find wandering minotaur boss in holstaur planes
>find the proper trajectory, lube up, and get launched directly into the courtyard of the lilim's castle
They will never see it coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558639
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34558885
make sure to aim at the lim to get that sick oneshot fame

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that nothing gets beast girls going more than your post workout scent, no matter how tsun/proper they try to make themeselves.

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>>34558928
I just don't work out, no beastgirl would be attracted to gamer musk

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>>34558952
Just run.
Its not that hard and this is coming from a someone who is in the NEET field.

Playing vidya doesn't mean you should just neglect your physical fitness.

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>>34558952
you knever know, one might have a smell fetish

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>>34558928
perfect, time to put on some of the thickest clothes, do some reps, then take it off leaving only my pants to deadlift my max

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>>34558809
I wish I could draw because I would love to see this

Latenight where are you?!

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>>34558980
Anon no.
That's how you could get even an anubis heart pupiling off your scent alone

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>>34559042
ANON YES.
I will run outside like that and see how much hell I can stir up

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>>34559057
>Jinko police officer telling her shortstack dwarf partner to 'hold on' while she leaps out of the car and tackles anon.

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>>34559076
remove pants, and keep going, nothing is gonna stop me

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>Being the state mandated husband for an anubis who wouldn't take the time off work to find herself a man
And other risks you take by living in the pharaoh's kingdom

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>>34559042
I do want to know if there's a way to induce beast boost in an anubis and observe the results from an unsafe distance

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>mounted knight trots to the camera view
>"All hail the Chief God for she creates and protects. Blessed be thy Illias' name."

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>>34559076
>Dwarf can only sigh as officer Jinko starts huffing Anon in the spot

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>>34559096
Is she glaring at me, or does she want me to oogle her? I'm getting mixed signals here.

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>>34559096
this seems like it was written by a certain purple snek

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>>34559134
She doesn't appear to have a reason to be leaning over in the first place sooo~

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>>34559103
And then she is immediately and comically carried off by a flying Manticore, to be monsterized into another Manticore.

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>>34559096
Which is why it's better and far superior to live in Undead Mamono Realms.

Atleast a cutey vampire or Wight or even simple Zombie or Ghoul mamono will voluntarily get me instead of being "state mandated" by some ancient old granny Pharaoh cunt!

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>>34559149
She's just telling it how it is

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>>34559161
>A Manticore
>Going after a female human and not a human boi

What? Is this particular Manticore a hardcore carpet shagging Yuri?

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>>34559110
>Sir, yah can't just go around like that.
>Yer just asking to be raped by gals if yer wafting your scent around.

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>>34559172
old granny Pharaoh
angles your cock

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>>34559134
Only one way to find out. You are getting cursed either way

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>>34559195
what if I want to be raped by the biggest of them all, what about that, huh?

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I had a bad dream

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>>34559217
Then you get the state-mandated Ushi

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>>34559237
How old is she?

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>>34559254
18 in spider years

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>>34559096
>she's still at work all the time despite marrying you
>home alone basically all the time
Did the Pharaoh just blue ball me for life? What did I do to deserve this?

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>>34559149
Are you kidding? In the snek's kingdom, in addition to being the state mandated husband, you would also have at least 7 hours of state mandated intimacy.
Better to just be a nomad outside of either kingdom, but also outside of sandworm territory. Keep yourself safe from any devious monster plans

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>>34559237
Unrelated but...
>Not oppai loli ushi to get assigned to you by the state.

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If you had a really minor health issue that wasn't dangerous but still annoying would it be acceptable to get some shogg goo platonically to be cured? Or would that be saved for an mg doctor?

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>>34559283
make it 300 human years, then we talking some good stuff

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>>34559336
doc, or you get an mg with a nurse fetish

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>>34559314
>>34559339
So you want a Patu Digua Ushi Variant then

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>>34559363
>Patu Digua
nah want the largest and oldest one ya got. I already primed and ready

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>>34557233
Thanks anon I appreciate the vote of confidence, no matter how two-faced it was, and hope you find happiness with your waifu.

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>>34559295
>conquer the desert
>realize there's nothing left to aspire to
>get drunk every night and livestream yourself playing shitty games
>every citizen has to watch for a mandated half hour a night
>It's like an autistic North Korea
>your vassals get to do anything they want and go back to fighting each other
>everything returns to nothing
This is why every sensible ruler has a few anubis around to keep things going when they don't feel like ruling

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>>34559293
Not at all you are Anubutts gopher and secretary, you will be working alongside her to ease her burden. Getting her coffee, rubbing her beans and paws, being husband/employee to an Anubis is no easy job.

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>>34559384
>Wanting [HER]
Are you sure? We're talking the type of cake that makes even the oldest kitsune seem like a baby. Over ten thousand years of Ushi lust without an outlet.

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>>34559412
FUCK DID I SAY, GIMME YOUR LARGEST, OLDEST USHI ONI. I WILL ASK UNTIL THE END OF TIME

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>>34551084

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>>34559426
I already did, anon. Look behind you. And up.

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What's the dumbest way to incite getting raped by a monster?
>drawing a dick on a monster's yearbook in highschool and she takes it as an invitation

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>>34559495
finally, salvation at last
>closes my eyes and takes off all of my clothes

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>>34559513
>bump into demon
>"Husbandsayssorry."
>"Sorry. Wait, what?"
>but she was already putting a ring onto his finger

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>>34559513
calling CC monstergirls old

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>>34559534
Verbal contracts are binding after all

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>>34559534
>little do he know she had been stalking him for years and in the end that was what she came up with
>he won't ever know that though

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>>34559513
I got to respect the unagi slip and slide

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>>34559541
Wouldn't "mom" set them off more?

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>>34559493
is it bullying if I tell my bicorn wife that I only love her and want only her?

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>>34559562
Help, I just called my mino pe teacher, mama by accident

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>>34559513
Being as dense as an anime protag is probably my favorite. That way nobody knows the pain of realizing a girl was hitting on them years later

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>>34559513
Delve into the deepest ruins you can find until you come across an ominous sword, carefully place it into a sealed box, and hand it off to a lady friend with an interest in weapons while very loudly referring to it as "some trashy wallhanger you found at the mall and thought she might like".

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>>34559513
getting led into an very obvious trap

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>>34559603
That has two conclusions in mge. You either realize it or you end up like Goku where you have multiple children without realizing what sex is

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>>34559513
refer a monster as you "bestest friend in the whole world"

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>>34559547
>demon slips a ring onto Anon and gives him the ride of his life
>tells him verbal contracts are legally binding and that he's her husband now
>he accepts this
>two years later when he's at her parents for Christmas, the question of how they met comes up
>tells them that she hooked him with the ol' verbal contract
>demon mamma looks confused
>says that verbal contracts aren't valid, all agreements have to be in ink to be binding
>you all look at your wife
>she looks away
>demon mamma demands to see the contract she made you sign
>there isn't one
>demon mamma starts crying because her cake daughter had to resort to such perfidious means to get a husband
>Christmas is ruined
>for your wife, at least
>you got a bitchin panini press that you've been making fat Reuben sandwiches on for you and your disgraced spouse

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>>34559193
I said to turn her into another Manticore, didn't I? She's going to spine her and then introduce her into the wonders of tailpussying a man.

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>>34559624
i wanna be like the latter and just be so dumb not to know what sex so the monster girl has to teach me what it is

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>>34551782
Oh hey a MGE Dark Elf story turned out garbage, what a shock

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>>34559645
"Disgraced" only lasts as long as you two are childless. Also I kind of think a demon would at least have a rough draft lying around

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>>34559689
If by rough draft you mean the spongebob fancy "The", then yes.

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>>34559695
Wow that's how I treat Uni. I wouldn't mind a lazy demon

[Anonymous No.]

Ideally, how long should Kraken and Scylla tentacles be?

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fastest way to get Pharoah wife?

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>>34559875
Wake up one from her tomb

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tiny wife

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>>34559921
Undead and Sylvanian girls are hoes and Stacies are stupid, lame and dumb!

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>>34559946

Your way of enjoying monster girls is potentially incorrect!

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>tfw no Weresheep to get comfy on the couch with

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>>34559513
Be a miserable and pessimistic misanthrope. It's like challenge mode for succs.

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>>34560200
>act depressed within earshot of a succbus
>surprise frenching before your second sigh comes out

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I want a Cheshire wife who can comfort me and make me laugh

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>>34560238
Wouldn't it be better to take it slow?

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>>34560200
If you don't get grabbed by a bogey first

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>>34560282
In normal cases sure but they don't want to prolong the suffering.

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>>34559513
Be a dumb tourist and go to the Land of the Four Fiends.

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>>34560287
Bogey demeanor was wasted on weird stuffed animal aesthetic

At least there's Seaport

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>>34560308
Sounds traumatizing.

[Anonymous No.]

These elves are just getting ridiculous now

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>>34560404
try not to be extremist bait

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Is your wife edible?

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>>34560751
I wanna be extremists bait for a monster girl, sounds fun.
>Tell a demon or dark elf that humans shouldn't be serving monster girls
>in fact, all monster girls should be serving humans
>Since humans are superior and are meant to rule
>They just look on with a deadpan expression while thinking of all the ways they're gonna "convince" you of the opposite

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>>34560802
Well she's a harpy and I do tend to eat her out, so I guess.

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>>34560728
Right? I mean, THREE earrings? I know there's a lot of real estate there, but come on.

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>>34560802
The parts that are test very umami.

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>>34560802
Yes, Shog-chan gets upset if I eat anything else. Send help.

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>>34560804
They better think up an argument fast.

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>>34560995
I really want a switch dark elf GF.
They are both so hot when they're the one giving and the one taking it.

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I mean, she is very flexible, but why is she showing me that here and now? This is an odd set of circumstances. Did she really just lead me out to this burnt section of forest just to show me gymnastics?

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>>34561412
I thought this was a hellbaph from the thumbnail from some reason.

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>>34561755
Hell Sabbath when

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>>34561985
Same time as the onee-sabbath

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>>34561985
Teen monster girls are severely underrated.
I really want to commission a teen monster girls story but I doubt I can find a writer willing to do that.

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>both the master and kiki like each other
>neither want to make the first move
>both want to force the other to do something

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>>34562316
Love is war?

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>>34562316
Kiki gonna break first, monsters always break first. They can never hold out once they realize that men can increase their density to the level of a neutron star when needed

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>>34562476
>when needed
Or by accident.

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>>34559295
That's deathclaw territory. You don't want to be in deathclaw territory,

[Anonymous No.]

Name something decent about a monster you dont like
for starters, Matangos paved the way to mad hatters

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>>34562970
What a smol deathclaw! Is this truly the deadliest creature in the wasteland?

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>>34562972
I don't really dislike any monster girl, but I have to go with Atlach-Nacha since I hate people who are cruel to the people who love them.
On the positive side, they fit well into the chaos girl theme, with vastly superior girls like shog or night gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls are for losers

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>>34563005
If she's from the Capitol Wasteland, she's not all that dangerous. It's them West Coast Deathclaws you need to watch out for.

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>>34563533
Good, the chads can keep the humans girl to themselves.

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>>34554432
What do depressed monster girls do?

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>>34563670
Go on a journey of self discovery to find out that what they really need is love.
That or they just go to wonderland and get high as fuck but remain permanently happy.

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>>34551782
Bit of a meta question, but
Do your 'fantasy' setting stories take place in the same place the Magus story takes place in, or it's an unrelated generic fantasy setting? Some stories like the devil one specifically take place in there, but what about the others?

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>>34560200
It must be quite a thing for femdom monsters.
>>34559534
>I apologize, my bad. Did you say something?