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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/science/29collider.html?ex=1364529600&en=e0f3790b6598f9ca&
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They seek to stop the portal to Gensokyo. The fools.

Destiny is unavoidable.

>> No.345487

Boy do I love fucking my sister.

And my pig.

>> No.345493

So Gensokyo = Xen?

>> No.345495

>>345487
WE have no sister nor farm animals, for we live in the modern age.

If Gensokyo is Xen, then what is the Headcrab equivalent?

>> No.345499

>>345495

Suwako's hat

>> No.345500

The chances of a resonance cascade scenario are quite low...

>> No.345502

This is fucking terrible.

>> No.345504
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345504

>>345499

>There is some minuscule probability, he said, “the Large Hadron Collider might make dragons that might eat us up.”

So there's a possibility they might create an army of Cirnos, too?

>> No.345505

>>345495
Popcorn fairies.

Fun fact, nothing will happen.

HUR DUR BLACK HOLES!11

We've been creating black holes for years, you stupid faggots.

POSSIBLE ICE-9 TYPE SITUATION!!

Yeah, come back when you learn to fucking fly using eyeball liquid, you have the same goddamn chance.

Stupid motherfuckers don't know the first thing about what the fuck they're doing.

>> No.345514
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>> No.345518

I've got my towel, crowbar, and frilly fedora ready.
I'm set for anything.

You?

>> No.345520
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345520

>> No.345522

What's wrong with the world ending

>> No.345523

>>345495
ONII-CHAN! I need your cock!

>> No.345525

>>345522
True... the evil in this world. Man does not deserve to live.

>> No.345527

>>345522
I'd say the earth turning into a black hole is a much more spectacular way for the human race to end than through nuclear annihilation.

>> No.345532

>>345518
I get the towel and crowbar, but what's the frilly fedora from?

>> No.345535

>>345532

Without a silly hat, you will die.

>> No.345536

>>345527

that would be pretty cool. WE CREATED A BLACK HOLE, WHAT DID YOU FAGGOTS DO?

>> No.345537

>>345504
Really? Because I herd from /t/ theres a small chance of it destroying the universe when turned on.

>> No.345543
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345543

Sup

>> No.345539

>>345532
In Gensokyo, you need a silly hat if you wish to survive.

>> No.345544

I think I'll go to position myself over the LHC when they fire it up. When the gate to whatever world opens I'll be among the first to step through. Until you faggots arrive I'll have sealed it of from the other side and Gensokyo for myself.

>> No.345547

>>345527
You don't understand.

We've created black holes in the past.

On top of this, a black hole made from the LHA wouldn't be able to suck so much as a single cell of your body off. A few atoms is all it'd be able to suck in before ceasing to exist, and on top of this, it'd decay within a few seconds.

Jesus fuck, are all of you just unintelligent faggots or what?

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345555

>>There is some minuscule probability, he said, “the Large Hadron Collider might make dragons that might eat us up.”

>> No.345556

>>345535
>>345539
Ah, ofcourse.
A frilly fedora would be pretty cool.

>> No.345575

>>345547

Hawking radiation lol

>> No.345573

>>345547
Can you prove that we've made black holes before?

>> No.345578

>>345573
We've done so in a couple other particle accelerators.

Why everyone seems to forget this, I don't know. I'd have to find the article again, and I last read it a long ass time ago.

>> No.345592

>>345578
I'd think we'd have a much better understanding of black holes if we've made one, so forgive me doubting you until you prove it.

>> No.345593

>>345578
Anti-intellectualism!

Actually, the LHC will be able to disprove God, which is the real reason why its being sued.

>> No.345594

Paranoia strikes deep into the mind of the libtard moonbat. So they sue.

>> No.345597

best end ever for humanity, if we die, everything dies.

>> No.345601

In reality, black holes are not natural formations. All black holes in the Universe were created when intelligent life-forms advanced far enough to create a Large Hadron Collider and turned their entire solar system into a black hole while simultaneously killing everyone there.

We need to hold an end-of-the-world party the few hours before they activate that baby.

>> No.345605

>>345536
There is a possibility that the thin can create a tear in the fabric of space time ending the universe and us with it.

>> No.345607

>>345601
sounds like a rape party

>> No.345612

They have made anti-matter before I think. I read that on there web page.

>> No.345618

>>345601
I know I'll be stalking the time where they fire the baby up.

>> No.345621

>federal lawsuit filed in Hawaii
Haha, stupid Americans thinking the US governs the world. The LHC isn't in the US. Why don't they go after the RHIC or the Tevatron instead, as they also could have a chance creating black holes and strangelets.

>> No.345627

A black hole is created and destroys the world, I see no problem in this.
Dragons pop out and eat up all humans, this is a good thing for the earth.
The universe ceases to exist, FUCK YA WE HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF DESTROYING EVERYTHING!!!!

>> No.345629

>>345539
No if you are as manly as Rinnosuke

>> No.345630

>>345621
The US is helping fund it somehow apparently, fucking stupid libtard moonbats.

>> No.345632

>>345592
Fair enough.

Even then, the chance of creating a black hole is exceedingly low. We shouldn't have enough energy going into it to create one, even though it'd be tiny as fuck and near harmless. Not to mention, they'd probably be smart enough to shut it down and wait for it to disappate. If it doesn't disappate, it would hopefully be unaffected by earts gravity and stay there while the earth orbits the sun, and we won't have to worry about it for a while.

Even in a worst case scenario with the black hole, we'd end up fine, most likely. It wouldn't have the gravity of so much as an ant, so it wouldn't be able to suck anything up.

>> No.345644

>>345612
Yeah, we've created half an ounce(I believe it was about that much) of anti-hydrogen.

>> No.345651

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/28/lhc_cern_hawaiian_botanist_lawsuit/

>> No.345650

>>345593
LOL WuT?

>> No.345678

>>345593

I thought Galileo already did that.

>> No.345684
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345684

A..Anonymous... what does this all m-mean?...

>> No.345704

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were physicists in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to George Bush were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a law expert for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the layers and he said to dad "I want to be on the couts daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY BLACK HOLES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the physics base of the LHC he knew there were physicists.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the physicists!"
So John gotted his papers and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the physicists
"I will beam at him" said the Stephen Hawking and he fired the particle missiles. John laywered at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the physicists " he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the physicists "
And then John was a quantum singularity.

>> No.345710

>>345684
It means you'll have men knocking down your front door to be with you.

>> No.345716

>>345684
Keep your Alice roleplaying faggotry in one thread, please.

>> No.345733
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345733

>>345710
Eh?...

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>>345684

Hmph.

Silly Doll-maker, a Hadron Collider is a human device similar to the ones you find in lying around in Kourindou, they use them to power their cars and cities. They eventually run out of power and need to be recharged though. My amulets are much stronger...

>> No.345734

>>345684
*squeeze*

>> No.345746
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345746

A..Anonymous... would you do anything to be with me?...

>> No.345751

>>345484

Isnt that the UBW installer?

>> No.345755

There was a UNIVERSE here.

It's gone now.

>> No.345757

>>345751
The UBW installr is far more GLORIOUS and AWE-SOME than that.

>> No.345762
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345762

>>345746

Alice only loves Marisa, give up guys.

>> No.345767

>>345537

It's smaller than the chance I have of getting my dick sucked tonight.

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345772

>>345755
M i doin it rite?

>> No.345776

>>345746
I would do anything for love...

>> No.345781

>>345767
That chance would be pretty decent if you actually left your room.

>> No.345783
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345783

>>345740
oh...

>>345762
I...I love Anonymous... Marisa and I are s-so over!

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>>345776
*squeeze*

A..Anonymous...I...

>> No.345807

>>345776
but i won't do that

>> No.345808

>>345755

Fuck Gensokyo. I'm moving to Silent Hill.

>> No.345815

>>345781

The last time I did that, Russian mobsters cut my dick off.

>> No.345825
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345825

>>345808

>> No.345827

I'll die while fapping to lolis. Most awesome death ever.

>> No.345830

>>345815
i c wut you did thar

>> No.345835
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345835

>>345807
but...

>> No.345843
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345843

EI!

>> No.345849
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345849

eek!

>> No.345855
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345855

s...sorry...

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345857

>>345783
Go back to one of your own stupid *snuggle* and *squeeze* threads.

>> No.345859

THE ABNORMALITIES ARE WELL WITHIN ACCEPTABLE BOUNDS.

>> No.345874
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345874

>>345815
>>345859
ehhh?

>> No.345879

Hey is this the new Alice roleplaying thread? I LOVE YOU ALICE

>> No.345880

But if the world gets sucked into a black hole, I'll never finish my fanfiction!

>> No.345886

This happens every time someone builds a supercollider. Every fucking time! The frightening consequence outweighs its tiny probability in the irrational mind.

>> No.345889

"Whenever you're ready, Gordon."

>> No.345897

>>345886
>The frightening consequence outweighs its tiny probability in the irrational mind.

I'm pretty sure that ANY probability above a flat zero is too much to risk when the end of all life as we know it is the scenario.

>> No.345913

it doesn't really matter what happens, if the black hole does open, we'll all be dead, so we'll never know.

>> No.345923

Fucking thing is going to get bombed before it's activated, even if the chances of it destroying the Earth are 1 in a billion or 1 in a trillion, that's too much risk to a lot of people. Anyway isn't the supposed risk all just bullshit? There's particle collisions of much higher magnitudes than LHC is capable of making taking place constantly in the upper atmosphere with solar wind and shit yes? I heard that from /g/ a while back.

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>>345879
>>345913
>>345897
>>345889
>>345886
>>345880
>>345879
A..Anonymous... are you coming?...

>> No.345950

>the anonymous Safety Assessment Group was set up to do the review again
Our lives are in the hands of Anonymous

>> No.345951

The probability of a meteor causing an extinction event on Earth is much greater than zero, yet you don't see us setting up nuclear satellites pointing out at space to nuke the damn things.

Yet people are up at arms over an infinitesimal chance of a space rupture.

>> No.345961

>>345927
Alice is mai waifu.

>> No.345964

I wouldn't wish for anything more than all life being sucked up by a man-made black hole. Wouldn't that really be the second best option to Transcendence?

>> No.345968

>>345927
I hope you die in a car fire.
ALONE

>> No.345959

>>345927
Anything for you, my princess

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345978

>>345959
>>345961
I...I'm so happy...
*tears*

>> No.345977

Mad Scientists Have Built a Doomsday Device - Protests Expected

>> No.345990

>>345951

Unlike what you may have learned from Armageddon, nukes aren't enough to stop any meteorite big enough to do real damage. We would need some kind of self-replicating robots that dismantle the thing or something crazy like that.

>> No.345993

>>345951

We probably should though, eventually, once we get climate change sorted out and the threat of nuclear war, malaria, and global economic inequity.

>> No.345995

>>345964
And people like this is why the end of Evangelion sucked so hard.

>> No.345986

>>345978
DIE

>> No.346023

>This is not the first time around for Mr. Wagner. He filed similar suits in 1999 and 2000 to prevent the Brookhaven National Laboratory from operating the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider. That suit was dismissed in 2001. The collider, which smashes together gold ions in the hopes of creating what is called a “quark-gluon plasma,” has been operating without incident since 2000.

Why don't you guys focus on shutting down the Heavy Ion Collider since it's ALREADY BUILT AND RUNNING?

>> No.346032

>>345990
About those robots...

>> No.346047

>>345897

>Nothing, indeed, will happen in the CERN collider that does not happen 100,000 times a day from cosmic rays in the atmosphere, said Nima Arkani-Hamed, a particle theorist at the
Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton.

You should be more concerned about the atmosphere, then.

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346046

Are you talking about ALICE?

>> No.346049

>>345990

The idea I think would be to knock it off course slightly while it's far enough away.

>> No.346060

If we're gonna go, may as well go like this and check out what's in there.

>> No.346072

>>346032
Oh those are already done. The government is employing Message to work on a delivery device for them that will blow your mind. Until then we cant use them.

>> No.346090

>>346047
Aha! I knew I was right. (>>345923)

>> No.346119

>>346047

I thought they said the whole point of the collider was to duplicate conditions that haven't been seen since the Big Bang.

>> No.346129

>>346090
Guess what? People don't care about logic. Nobody wants actual facts. Not when there's SENSATIONALISM afoot. As far as most people are concerned, atoms are held together by Jesus and science has been trying to blow up the Earth since the Manhattan Project.

>> No.346156

>>346119
Probably because "not seen since the big bang" should have been worded differently.

>> No.346159

>>346119
That they did.

>The world’s physicists have spent 14 years and $8 billion building the Large Hadron Collider, in which the colliding protons will recreate energies and conditions last seen a trillionth of a second after the Big Bang. Researchers will sift the debris from these primordial recreations for clues to the nature of mass and new forces and symmetries of nature.

So now we are supposed to accept that the same shit happens "hundreds of thousands of times a day in the atmosphere"? For fuck's sake, pick a story and stick with it.

>> No.346165

>>346119
The whole point is to duplicate collisions and observe them under controlled conditions.

>> No.346179

Well they can't really scientifically analyze shit happening miles up in the atmosphere. So they build a big tube and a particle gun down here on the ground.

>> No.346193

>>346159
Since nobody was around trillions of years ago to see the big bang's collisions, they can't really be "not seen since," so I'd say the first story is suspect. Blame the NYT for inconsistency.

>> No.346196

*Never fails to read this as Hardon Collider*

...I'm not alone. I can't be alone.

>> No.346207

>>346193
Nobody HUMAN anyway. For all we know an Alien race could have been munching popcorn in hyperspace waiting for the Universe to recover from its latest crunch.

>> No.346215

I bet this puppy will finally be able to divide by zero.

>> No.346219

People will worry about fucking anything except what's happening right outside their own room.

>> No.346242

>>346193

I would suspect that the "see" verb in that sentence is not meant to be taken in its literal sense.

And this whole thing is typical changing of your story to suit your needs. The Big Bang 2 stuff is a part of the sales pitch the physicists used to justify the eight billion price tag on their new toy. The "it's cool, this stuff happens all the time" is their sales speech to make people believe it's all safe and tested. One of these pitches is obviously bullshit since they can't be true at the same time, and I fucking hope it's the first one because people spending eight billion on a gadget of questionable worth is a lot better scenario than our future being in the hands of madmen who like to test their theories with potential doomsday devices.

>> No.346248

Fun fact

None of the shit we do matters, as 'mother nature' as we call it is infinitely more powerful than anything we have ever done.

>> No.346258

>>346248

Oh wow man, that's DEEEEP.

>> No.346261

>>346159
Yes, because he actually cites an authority for that one instead of making an ambiguous statement to catch your attention inverted pyramid-like.

>> No.346268

>>346196 *text*

>> No.346279
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>>346242
>doomsday device

>> No.346281

>>346248
Hahahahaha.

Yeah, it's not like we haven't been beating the shit out of mother nature for centuries. It's totally got us pinned down; ready to strike the finishing blow at any moment.

>> No.346297

>>346258
Millions of times the power of an atomic bomb in a single volcanic eruption.

Yeah, it's real 'deep' when the Earth has more energy and potential energy than everything we've ever done, combined.

>>346281
All it would take is a large volcanic eruption to fuck an entire continent hard. Or a strong earthquake. Or a large Tsunami('SUP ASIA). We may be polluting the Earth, but we're in no way close to killing the potential energy of the Earth.

>> No.346318

>>346297 Or a large Tsunami('SUP ASIA)
That was hilarious.

"Yeah we noticed that the sea had moved back about 5 meters in 10 minutes or less, but we thought it was the tide or something."

I lol'd all day.

>> No.346414

>>346318

Five meters in ten minutes doesn't sound like much.

>> No.346450

>>346129
SENSATIONALISM isn't exclusive from atheists

>> No.346454

>>346297
humans tend to think of themselves higher than the universe

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>>345484
>“the Large Hadron Collider might make dragons that might eat us up.”

This is true.

>> No.346501

>>346454

Of course we're higher than the universe. We're sentient, the universe isn't.

>> No.346507

>>346196
It's very complicated, but the best way I can explain it is that two Hard Gays do pelvic thrusts while the scientists push them closer and closer until they collide.

>> No.346539

Are we forgetting, we are a part of the universe, we may just be that infinitely powerful part that's whole purpose is to revert the universe back to it's beginnings. We are not against the universe, we are the universe.

>> No.346544

Did Jack Chick already take down his strip about how Jesus holds protons and neutrons together, or did I just forget the name of the tract? I can't find it on his site.

>> No.346559

>>346539
No anonymous, you are the universes.
and then anon was a universe.

>> No.346601
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346601

>>346539
Think positively and you are capable of anything!

>> No.346624

>>346601
Na, thinking narcissistically will make you superior and the world will be yours.

>> No.347468

the atlas experiment at the LHC is largely possible due to the physics of stephen hawking and his discovery that black holes evaporate over time

thanks dr. hawking

>> No.347502

Hawking radiation has never been observed in action. Are you sure you want to bank on it standing between you and oblivion?

>> No.347515

>>347502
Yeah.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Pussying out on something that has a(literal) 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of happening is idiotic.

>> No.347573

DO IT LHC

>> No.347595

>>347515
What's the chance of life happening?

Did life happen?

Exactly.

>> No.347615

>>347595
Yeah because otherwise the non-existing life would surely now be standing here and thinking that it was really pretty predictable for it not to exist.

>> No.347627

Wouldn't it have been awesome if the atmosphere did catch on fire after the first atomic bomb was dropped? That would be an awesome spectacle. Oh well, stuff like that only happens in SCIENCE.

>> No.347637

>>347615
Weak Anthromorphic Principle! BURNNN

>> No.347644

>>347595

After a few billion years of the right conditions, yeah.

>> No.347648

It looks like the engine for the shuttle to Jupiter in Planetes.

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