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>> No.34501765
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wurm is best

>> No.34501774
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34501774

Your favorite hairstyle on monstergirls? Including those not on the image

>> No.34501787
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34501787

>>34501765
Roses are red
And violets are blue
It's an eye for an eye
And me against you
Red vs Blue

>> No.34501806

>>34501774
I fap to bobcuts.

>> No.34501815
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34501815

No monsterfucking sinning in this thread lest you want to be raped for years

>> No.34501838

>>34501815
I would like that though.

>> No.34501845

>>34501815
Can I volunteer to be raped for years by a Valkyrie or do I actually need to sin?

>> No.34501854

>>34501815
you are not my mom, god. You can't tell me what to do

>> No.34501862

>>34501774
29 or 24 are instantly best girl material.

>> No.34501897
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34501897

Oriental variants of occidental species and occidental versions of oriental monsters

>> No.34501907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddl405eiGE4
Everyone please rise for the thread anthem.

>> No.34501924

> 34501907
This is why you don't pander to normalfags. Because you get cringy shit like this

>> No.34501931

>>34501897
both are good to bullly

>> No.34501932

>>34501774
26, I love Hime cuts.

>> No.34501946

>>34501924
What the fuck I earned that (You), give it back.

>> No.34501959
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34501959

>>34501774
2 big fluffy twintails

>> No.34501975

>>34501774
1, 2, 3,6 9 and 24 are my fave.
Also thank You for posting, this will be useful for my drawings.

>> No.34501980

>>34501774
5, 13

>> No.34501994

>34501907
>posting r*p
>posting normieshit
>posting cringe
I am disappointed.

>> No.34502094
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34502094

>>34501815
Loving mamano is not a sin

>> No.34502111

All W species are the best. Sandworms included. That is all.

>> No.34502145

>>34501815
can i fuck you , then angel. Surely it ain't a sin to make sweet love with one

>> No.34502162
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34502162

>I have been awake for 20 whole seconds and you haven't cummed in me yet

>> No.34502188

>>34502162
What if you told your Jub you're all out of cum and put on an invisible cock ring that prevents ejaculation

>> No.34502222
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34502222

>>34501774
This one, whatever is called in english

>> No.34502224

>>34501932

I like the one Camilla has, where one of the eyes is hidden.

>> No.34502229
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34502229

>>34501749
Impregnate foxes.

>> No.34502246
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34502246

I pity the low IQ peasants that can't appreciate the fine art that is anime rap.

>> No.34502266

>34502246
Yes, we are all low IQ peasants, now refrain from posting it again.

>> No.34502285
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34502285

>>34501838
>>34501854
>>34502145
Oh we got smartasses over here. 2 months.
>>34501845
>volunteer
>for rape
That’s not how it works
>>34502094
>questioning the word of god
3 years

>> No.34502327

>>34501815
that sounds awfully monster-y tbqfh ms "valkyrie"

>> No.34502362

Top 5 Monster Girls you would take on a dinner date as well as Top 5 you wouldn't?

>> No.34502392
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34502392

>>34502229
I want to be forced to impregnate a fox

>> No.34502395
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34502395

>>34502327
Angels are ageless and taught rape is “bad” so of course they’d think this will be a punishment and with their longetivity dish out long-ass sentences. But then they’d taste sex for the first time and get addicted forever

>> No.34502402
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34502402

You will never have an Onee san Sabbath, Shub Niggurath worshiping Baphomet that teases you in your dreams and shows you visions of madness.

>> No.34502426
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34502426

>"Yoooo! You came after all!"

>> No.34502427

>>34502362
>Inari
>Nurarihyon
>Ryu
>Kitsune-tsuki
>Dhampir

>Cursed Weapon
>Youko
>Dark Slime
>Genie
>Lilim

>> No.34502440

>>34502426
Well you know what they say. That tummy isn't going to french itself.

>> No.34502445
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34502445

>>34501774

>> No.34502447

>>34502395
Dammit IQDB is down? Source on that image, good sir, please.

>> No.34502452

>>34502362

Jew raccoon would try to haggle with the waiter over the bill and it would be funny.

>> No.34502454

>>34502427
A refined mofu lover who wants a respectful partner for his dinner date, not a horny fox. Hats off to you. I don't even think I could envision what a Cursed Weapon dinner date would be like.

>> No.34502457

>>34502362
I'd rather have monster sugarmommies taking me on dinner dates

>> No.34502465

>>34502447
Check last thread, someone posted the nhentai code I believe

>> No.34502486

>>34502427
Nurarihyon would make a very stimulating date, not only does she have an extremely strong seduction ability, she would also probably inflate your sense of manhood and confidence by seducing other nearby monsters toward you as well.

>> No.34502487

>>34502452
>oy vey 20 shekels for a bottle a wine?
>now sweetie, make sure to load up your pockets with the salad crackers before we go
>oh you want to pay the bill for me? how manly...

>> No.34502504

>>34502447
Futari de Issho ni Tsukurimashou

>> No.34502516

>>34502457
>anon hanging out at a bench
>the milfiest gilf inari comes meandering over
>"hey boya, lets go go out to eat"
>"uhh I uhh-"
>"I wasn't asking."
>grabs your hand and takes you to the fanciest restaurant in town
>pays the whole tab

>> No.34502534

>>34502362
Do NOT bring Devil Bugs or Beelzebubs into fancy restaurants

>> No.34502553

>>34499837
Artist?

>> No.34502598

>>34502534
But they love tasty food, why not?

>> No.34502608

>>34502598
They don't know how to use the right utensils! And they drink the wine from the bottle!

>> No.34502613

>>34502534
The MGE RPG had a review at the inn from a culinary reviewer Beelzebub. Monsters are more than the hyperbole of the entries.

>> No.34502643

>>34501907
Normalfag/10, pretty based for liking horn handlebars though. Better than Kanye.

>> No.34502645

>>34502454
Youko has built up a lot of composure over the years but yes she would almost certainly make a scene
Cursed Weapon could PROBABLY make it, if we sat right next to eachother for maximum physical affection calming, but it's really not worth the risk of her deciding she has to go DOOMgirl on "all those staring whores".
>>34502486
You get it. Really, only reason she isn't one of my absolute Top girls is she was beaten to the punch by the fluff- and a Youko doesn't leave an unacclimated man much time or energy for anything/one else..

>> No.34502662

>>34502553
This guy https://twitter.com/FChimaera/status/1387431198352285698

>> No.34502698

>>34502662
Ah thanks. None of the reverse searches had picked it up yet.

>> No.34502716

>>34502608
Well you could always teach them the proper way to do things. I'm sure they'd figure things out.

>> No.34502791

>>34502613
What did it say?

>> No.34502807

>>34502447
Use SauceNAO in the meantime.

>> No.34502806

>>34502362
I want to take a Bapho out to eat, although I have to stay away from pizza apparently, she says she makes the best pizza in the world bar none.

>> No.34502946 [DELETED] 

>>34502447
>Dammit IQDB is down?
Blame Canada. https://twitter.com/SauceNAO/status/1381758010742214656
Saucenao caught it quick enough but iqdb got hit hard, they need to ban canadian ips.

>> No.34502969

>>34502946
Fucking leafs. Ruining the internet even when they aren't posting something abhorrent.

>> No.34502991

flat chest or budding bosoms?

>> No.34502999
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>>34502991
only the flattest of chests

>> No.34503004

>>34502991
I like soft squishy breasts and nipples so budding for sure

>> No.34503017

>>34502991
massive mammaries

>> No.34503040

>>34502991
Massive Mommy Milkers

>> No.34503072

>>34502991
Fat Bottoms

>> No.34503100
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34503100

>>34502991
Big

>> No.34503115
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>>34502999

>> No.34503137

I want a CC oni

>> No.34503169

>>34502991
FAT ASS AND FAT MILKERS

>> No.34503172
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34503172

>>34501774
The hime cut will always be my absolute favorite.
But I'm also partial to any haircut with straight bangs.

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34503174

>>34501749

>> No.34503187

>>34502991
Big and perky but proportional.

>> No.34503214
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34503214

>>34502991
Huge fucking mommy milkies

>> No.34503257

>>34502991
For lolis I only like pure flat chests. For adults I only like large breasted hourglasses.

>> No.34503283
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34503283

Monster babysitters

>> No.34503299

>>34501774
24
24
24
That's best girl right there

>> No.34503316

>>34501774
24,22 and 29 look great imo

>> No.34503317

>>34502991
massive mino milkers

>> No.34503360

>>34501774
1,5,11-14,16,17,18,21-23,25,27-32,36,45

>> No.34503375
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34503375

>>34502991
HUGE boobs and ass

>> No.34503405

>>34503283
I have a need

>> No.34503443

>>34503283
>Dark Elf taking the babysitting part literally and using him as a throne.

>> No.34503451

>>34501787
You can't rhyme blue with blue yo' foo
Your poetry bad and so are you.
I color blind. See only gay.
Bitch please, I kick you ass all day.

>> No.34503457

>>34503283
“Come here, it’s wet so come closer <3”
“Huh? But...”
“It’s fine <3”
“Ah...that... uh-“
“You’re so small that I’ve embraced you completely. <3 So? Good, huh?“
“Actually, you’ve gotten quite big, hehe”

Someone else's translation

>> No.34503477

>>34502447
https://nhentai.net/g/356811/8/

>> No.34503484
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34503484

>Oh Anon, it looks like you a little something on your face, here let me get it for you~
Oh no anon get out of there before it's too late!

>> No.34503494

don't have the movtion to draw right now, but I will work out, today's upper body

>> No.34503520
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34503520

KC tweeted about an undead liquor that makes you see and be specially attracted to undead MGs. I asked KC if it would work to attract a Hellhound (given she originated in the underworld)

His reply (from what I could make of google) was basically: "You dont even need the liquor to attract a Hellhound, just go where she lives and show yourself to be defenseless."

>> No.34503536

>>34503520
Sorry I meant "attractive" not "attracted"

>> No.34503547
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34503547

>>34503520
>Just go there and be defenseless

>> No.34503599

>>34503547

I dont understand, why would being defenseless make you in particular husband material for them?

>> No.34503626

>>34503520
Weak shut-in needs were MADE to be protected by thick hellhound thighs.

>> No.34503627

>>34503494
I don't care about your blogpost wurmfag

>> No.34503630

>>34501774
Short, black, and moderately frizzy and/or curly.

>> No.34503663

what new species of monster girls would you like to see? could be from folklore, combines two in-universe species together, or just something entirely new

>> No.34503675

>>34503520
>"So how do I find a hellhound wife?"
>"Oh no, you don't find a hellhound wife, she finds you"
>"Good luck"

>> No.34503685

>>34503663
I want a jersey devil but it's probably never happening.

>> No.34503709

>>34503520
>just go where she lives
Where is that? Hell?

>> No.34503720

>>34503599
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't
They're giant muscled up nerds who want to protect (your) smile

>> No.34503727

>>34501774
roll

>> No.34503735

>>34503709
The habitats shown in the profile likely, graveyards, monster realms, etc.

>> No.34503736
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34503736

>You ate my ice cream didn't you

>> No.34503739

>>34503663
I'm still waiting on Hydra-chan.

>> No.34503775
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34503775

>>34502791

>> No.34503833

>>34502222
Her as a kiki sounds really based actually.

>> No.34503846

>>34503833
You mean dark elf

>> No.34503864

>>34503846
Well maybe just normal elf because of the skin color.

>> No.34503866

>>34503846
You mean Manticore?

>> No.34503878

>>34503866
Also acceptable

>> No.34503881

>>34503846
Kiki raised by dark elves

>> No.34503890

>>34503866
>sits on your face as she milks you with her tail
yes

>> No.34503895

>>34501907
Sorta similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlkSMp7iz6c&list=PLcu43wsl3dS1Mj-9XCjIym9fp2UWeaOn3&index=9

>> No.34503903

>>34503866
>>34503890
Extremely dangerous
nice

>> No.34503941

>Do good deeds in a monster town up north.
>Decide to train some locals to better defend themselves while you head off to others areas for a longer quest.
>The whole lot of them actually listen to what you say, there's no funny business or trying to flirt.
>By the time you leave they're as well trained as can be, although the weapons will need work.
>"Small trip" turns into a three year sojourn as you do greater deeds, get quite a bit of cash, and finally decide to return to the town to retire.
>Turns out the 'small band' is now a fully fledged monster mercenary company now with quite a few tall, strong monsters, including locals that have clearly buffed up over the years.
>And NOW they're starting to make passes.

>> No.34503943
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34503943

>>34503736
What are you gonna do about that?

>> No.34503977

>>34503833
>>34503846
>>34503866
She's already perfect as she is

>> No.34504006

>>34503941
They read a page out of the "Mino Love Guidebook"
>Section 3: ROMANCE - If you aren't strong enough to suplex him yet, just work at it until you are, then come back to this section.

>> No.34504008
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34504008

>>34503977
Sure, but this is a monster girl thread so something has to be done.

>> No.34504018
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>> No.34504051

What anime girls do you want to see as which monsters?

>> No.34504059

>>34504008
Can a human girl be monsterized without changing her physical aspect?

>> No.34504073

>>34504059
I mean you got stuff like dark mage I guess.

>> No.34504110
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34504110

>>34504059
If they're good with magic, yeah. Apparently higher affinity to magic compared to vanilla humans is the reason monsterized elves don't look different from uncorrupted elves.

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34504116

>>34504018
concealed eyes have such allure

>> No.34504157

>>34504051
All the girls from Prison School
All the girls from HotD
Cattleya
Galko

>> No.34504182

>>34504073
>>34504110
I mean not related to Dark Mage stuff of course.

>> No.34504193

>>34504157
As?

>> No.34504208

>>34504193
Galko as succubus and cattleya as minotaur obviously, the rest I'd have to think about it

>> No.34504219

>>34503520
How do you make a Hellhound heart pupil?

>> No.34504221

>>34504182
Pick a majin type. There is no generic "not a specific breed" monster.

>> No.34504246

>>34504051
Rei Ayanami as a Night Gaunt. My current waifu is a Night Gaunt but Rei Ayanami was my first waifu. She is why I love latex suits and kuudere girls so much.

>> No.34504260

>>34504208
Galko would be a great succ.

>> No.34504266
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34504266

My haku is defective.

>> No.34504290

>>34504266
nice

>> No.34504296

>>34504266
>"Pi is exactly three!"

>> No.34504299

>>34504246
post waifu

>> No.34504317

>>34504006
>Leave with a chubby little weresheep trying to learn how to handle an axe.
>Come back and she's dropped most the weight about the middle and instead is thick with muscle .
>Still greets you with her same chipper hellos although now she awkwardly tries to use rough terminology cause 'Guys like bad girls!"

>> No.34504329

>>34504260
Gyaru/Kogal succ is fucking top tier

>> No.34504335

>>34504266
have you tried speaking incorrect grammar and use math incorrectly, sir?

>> No.34504349

>>34504266
SLAP

>> No.34504366

>>34504317
Oh god the strong snuggles

>> No.34504395

>>34504366
The strongest, all on a girl that is bad at playing bad.

>> No.34504476

>>34504266
Time to lazy cow a lesson.

>> No.34504549

>>34504395
Thank god. The most powerful combinations usually end up with a drawback like that to prevent all the powerbalance of the world from going to shit.

>> No.34504639

Boogey might get a doujin in the future

>> No.34504679
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34504679

Your not so weak you would get pinned underneath a hostile harpy, would you anon? They don't even have hands to hold you down

>> No.34504692

>>34504266
Gonna give that nerd a reason to not get out of bed today

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34504717

>>34501749

>> No.34504746

>>34504639
You could say that for any girl, what specifically about bogey?

>> No.34504796

>>34504746
there might be one, if i get my ass in gear and stop moppin about.

>> No.34504799

>>34504639
who from?

>> No.34504811

>>34504796
Based drawfag

>> No.34504814
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34504814

>>34504193
>As?
Left to right: Anubis, Akaname and Dark elf

>> No.34504843

>>34504679
They have sharp claws and can threaten to fly you up into a tree if you don't cooperate! There is nothing pathetic about it!

>> No.34504854

>>34504679
I am, and I would enjoy it.

>> No.34504880

>>34504679
Well if one came at me at over 30 mph barreling down from the sky we'll see what my likely fractured bones can do. At least the manonocantana can fix that shit.

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>>34504679
>They don't even have hands to hold you down
If she's big enough, she doesn't need hands.

>> No.34504890

>>34504679
The hands aren't what you have to worry about. It's the fatass bird donk that's the real danger. Why do you think harpies evolved to have such big hips?

>> No.34504891
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>>34501749

>> No.34504900

>>34504890
once one sits on your face, game over, man

>> No.34504915
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34504915

>> No.34504929

>>34504890
To pop out big eggs. The whole holding you down thing is secondary. Anyone else going to be an egg laying video connoisseur post-portals?

>> No.34504948
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>>34501787
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wololo
Roses are blue

>> No.34504958

>>34504900
That's the problem. Some of them are so wide that they can sit on your face and torso at the same time. Fortunately, those are only a few species of dire gandharva and roc harpies.

>> No.34504966
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>> No.34504974

>>34504958
perfect, where can i find 'em?

>> No.34505030

>>34504974
Desert canyons and mesas mostly. Anywhere where they can ride thermal updrafts to help ease the weight of their massive nest warmers. Just get some ragged clothing and crawl around in their territory like you're dying of thirst and they'll come pick you up.

>> No.34505069

>>34505030
Send a letter to a nice Echidna family and you just might get one delivered to your house free of charge, just got to show up to the family reunions every couple years

>> No.34505094

>>34504900
>sits on your face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Bs8G3QuMg

>> No.34505134

>>34505069
>dear Mrs. Echidna
>I need a thick ass harpy
>I mean a REALLY fatassed bird
>I'm talking about a bird with nothing less than a birdonkadonk
>That's right, a big bubbly bonkhonkodonker
>A premium bohonkoronkobungdingdoknkeroo
>Just to reiterate, the thiccccccccest harpy you have
>-Anon

>Echidna tosses the letter into the pile of other letters from the same Anon
>one of his euphemisms for harpy ass went on for several pages, only to be continued in the next letter
>feeding her already bootylicious gandgarva daughter extra demon realm herbs to make her thick as a brick to shut that bastard up for good underneath her

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>> No.34505214
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34505214

She wants more fruit juice!

>> No.34505224

>>34505134
Based Echidnamom. I couldn't imagine some of the letters she has to deal with.

>> No.34505290

>>34505224
>Dear Mrs. Echidnamom
>I would like to ask if I could pretty please have your biggest strongest hellhound daughter's hand in marriage
>I'm not talking just normal big and strong, I'm talking borderline dire
>I want one who would put massive clawmarks on my back then give loving aftercare
>Oh and if she's got a penchant for deepthroating me in public at the worst that would be nice too.
>Please pretty pretty please
>I just need this in my life, it's the only thing that'll make me happy
>Best, Anon

>> No.34505330

>>34505224
based mom but poor husband. He's gonna have to work overtime to meet anons' demands

>> No.34505349

>>34505214
>fruit juice
did 4kids get a hold of her?

>> No.34505357

I want to live as a man who just travels around and sing sad Spanish songs about love, living in the street, setting up shop somewhere public, sing for no money, gather my stuff after a few songs leave town and do it again

>> No.34505368

>>34505357
But what waifu will accompany you Senor Virtuoso?

>> No.34505398

>>34505368
I wouldn't know, who want to stay with my man who sings about heartbreak, love that never came to be and a woman that you can't forgot her kiss

>> No.34505413

>>34505398
*a man

>> No.34505457

>>34503663
I want something that ages up and down with the moon phases

>> No.34505466

>>34505457
a wereloli, genius

>> No.34505501

>>34505398
Seems like phantom is the way to go.

>> No.34505528

>>34503663
Still waiting for Flesh Golem

>> No.34505543

Is will o wisp the r9k of mgs?

>> No.34505572

>>34503663
Phoenix harpy
Alligator lizard
Lightning elemental
Angry human paladin waifu

>> No.34505682

I wonder, can bogeys be made from old stuffed toys and other similar things?

>> No.34505711 [SPOILER] 
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34505711

Nice virginity you got there

>> No.34505719

>>34505682
I want a bogey made from an old cumsock I keep under my bed

>> No.34505736

>>34505711
she's a big girl

>> No.34505769

>>34505711
I think the fan art looks better than the official 3dcg model, that models face is just horrible.

>> No.34505771
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34505771

>>34505572
>Alligator lizard
It's all fun and games until they join forces with the crab girls and tag team you like a sexy Voltron.

>> No.34505787

>>34505769
yeah, I agree

>> No.34505809

>>34505682
Bogeys aren't tsukumogami.

>> No.34505825
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34505825

>>34505572
Lizard

>> No.34505831

>>34505809
thx

>> No.34505835

>>34505809
Yeah but this is one of those things where if you asked KC he'd probably say "yeah sure"

>> No.34505837

>>34505769
Well it is supposed to be a horror game.

>> No.34505841

>>34505825
her open mouth turns me on

>> No.34505851

>>34505825
just look at that big tail

>> No.34505855
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34505855

>>34503663
Orca

>> No.34505857

>>34505711
It's mine, you can't have it!

>> No.34505872

>>34505837
I understand it was most likely a design choice, the person who made it and approved it didn't want an attractive face on a monsterous vampire lady, that is why I don't like it, her face is butt ugly when it didn't have to be.

>> No.34505879

>>34505711
whats's that?

>> No.34505901

>>34505835
No He was asked specifically on patreon. They are Oni. He is specific on stuff like that. He only gets vague when it's a dumb question like "Can I marry these monster?"

>> No.34505909

>>34505901
Okay fair enough.

>> No.34505911

>>34505855
Bully

>> No.34505935

>>34505855
I don't like head dorsal fins. They should be on the back if they have them at all.

>> No.34505945

>>34505879
BEEG vampire zombie lady from the new Resident Evil

>> No.34505971

>>34505945
Have we gotten any new news about her?

>> No.34505976

>>34505945
>Everyone laughs now but it it Tyrant-chan who shall laugh last!
>She was the OG and will make her way into your heart.

>> No.34505987

>>34505971
Not really.
But I'm personally betting she's going to be an offshoot Tyrant or something.

>> No.34506032
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34506032

>been working at the mamono gym for the past couple months
>paid to do some personal training with a few mamono that want to get /fit/ or strong
>one jinko client I had in particular was really getting into working out
>was always there incredibly early and even wanted my contact info so she could get ahold of me if she had questions
>even wanted to come over to my place so I could show her what I do for a home gym
>I just got a job offer from a bigger place, they pay much more so I'm going to be moving to a different place
>Tell Jinko
>Gives me this face
>What do

>> No.34506035
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/30989516
White Horn thing! A little out of season, maybe, but let me pretend like it's still winter.

>> No.34506051

Anons, what's your wife favourite kind of pizza? Does she like pineapples on top?

>> No.34506064

>>34505872
In this case I think leaving it to fanart was the right decision. Making the waifubait too blatant would take away from the overall tone of the game.

>> No.34506073

>>34506051
You’ve been consistent, and the quality of your work has been as well. Can’t wait to read when I get home.

>> No.34506084

>>34506073
Meant for >>34506035

>> No.34506090

>>34504679
Make it the older of the sister harpies' or the Queen Harpy and I'm game.

>> No.34506103

>>34506051
full pie of meat lovers

>> No.34506111

>>34506051
She loves them on top. Along with spinach, peppers, onions, tomatoes, artichokes, olives, eggplant, cantaloupe, grapes, almonds, zucchini, squash, and basically every kind of sauce. At the same time. You could say she likes veggie lovers but I think that some veggie lover enthusiasts would say that's an abomination.

>> No.34506142

>>34506111
oh, god, why?

>> No.34506161

>>34506111
>grapes
What fresh hell is this?

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>>34506161
Just try it, it's not that bad.

>> No.34506192

>>34506142
It's just what she likes anon. Lots of toppings at once so you don't ever wish you ordered some more.

>> No.34506195

>>34506051
She calls it a meat pizza, but it's really just a large slab of beef with some cheese and sauce on top

>> No.34506292

I need the goth bogey, the desire for it has grown to the level that I need it as I need to breathe

>> No.34506344

>>34501815
But i dont worship Ilias in the first place so why would it matter to me?

>> No.34506396

>>34506035
thanks anon

>> No.34506457

So ya want the oldest, haughiest, and most perverted monster girl, anon
Here's what you do
>strip
>paint yourself tribally
>and do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-7jQxrw8jw&ab_channel=2nacheki
you will have her swooning in no time flat

>> No.34506497

>>34502222
She could REALLY pull off the Frankenstein's monster look: green skin, stitches, and a sexy scientist look to her.

I imagine her insanely strong and smart, and if I wanted to get away from her "rages", I'd have to hope my speed and agility will be enough.

>> No.34506598

>>34506064
Maybe, people are waifubaiting her irregardless, so they could have not made her that ugly, but I guess that's sony for you.

>> No.34506715

I wsish to be a gajin comin to Zipangu and not knowing wha i got myself into when I told them, yes I want to be a sex slave

>> No.34506782
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34506782

Why did KC make all the girls native to hot climates literally perfect?
>Salamander
>Hellhound
>Sandworm
>Anubis
>Pharaoh
>Lamia
>Apophis
>Ghoul
Etc. Etc.

There's not a bad one in the bunch. What did he mean by this?

>> No.34506786
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34506786

>>34506715
>"Now anon when you meet a fox at the shrine make sure to tell her キツネのオマンコが大好き"

>> No.34506787

Kikimora wearing a Shoggoth as a bodystocking?

>> No.34506793
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>>34506715
>Have loose understanding of zipangu language, still end up in zipangu because reasons
>Fox approaches
>ask "Can I help you?"
>Actually ask "Do you want me to serve you?"
>Get marked 'missing' as the fox vanishes from society and takes her new servant
Damn foxes, preying on clueless foreigners

>> No.34506830

>>34506786
whats it mean?

>> No.34506842

>>34506051
See >>34506103

>> No.34506844

>>34506830
Says "I love fox pussy"

>> No.34506859

Remember monsters legally can't get you if you hide under your bedsheets

>> No.34506864

>>34506844
what wuld happen if I wrote that on my forehead and then when into the village where there are the most foxes?

>> No.34506871

>>34506859
*Does not apply to boogies or ittan-momen

>> No.34506879

>>34506864
I suspect you would suffocate in all the mofu

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>>34506864
>what would happen

>> No.34506882

>>34506859
and remember you have no rights to withhold your seed from a monster

>> No.34506883
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>>34506859
But then you have to listen to her pleasure herself under your bedsheets thinking about cuddling you

>> No.34506887

>>34506859
Monsters can't do anything to you if you just say no.

>> No.34506892

>>34506864
You’d probably get the one village creep who doesn’t think you’re a complete weirdo for writing a sentence on your head.

>> No.34506900

>>34506887
You can also invest in some of those yes/no pillows.

>> No.34506909

>>34506782
Sphinx

>> No.34506911

>>34506859
They can get you illegally.

>> No.34506913

>>34506859
Make sure your hands and feet don't stick out of the sheet
They can grab you from underneath

>> No.34506925

>>34506859
turn yourself into a blanket burrito and no monster can touch you

>> No.34506953
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>> No.34506959

>>34506909
Take that back riddle cats are top tier

>> No.34506963

>>34506859
Until the bed was a shog and she was under the sheets before you.

>> No.34506967
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34506967

>>34506909
Yes, they too are perfect.

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34506973

>>34506715

>> No.34506980

>>34506925
Except for the Ittan-momen who was your blanket all along.

>> No.34507008

>>34506980
or they just pick up because you are just a hubby wrapped up like a present

>> No.34507013

>>34506900
There aren't any "no" pillows though

>> No.34507029

>>34507013
>none on the market
>danuki eyes light up

>> No.34507052

>>34507029
They were banned years ago.

>> No.34507057

>>34506973
Why isn't there a story about this?

>> No.34507085
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34507085

>>34507057
Go ask BB, maybe he will draw it.

>> No.34507123

would you rather have a maid that is 9 ft tall, scary-looking and stern yet melts in your grasp or a 3 ft tall short stack maid who sasses you until grab and fuck her retarded

>> No.34507145
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34507145

Remember Muramasa the Demon Blade?

>> No.34507151

>>34507123
>mature tall Ocelomeh maid who acts tough but is a cuddleslut at home together
yes please

>> No.34507171

>>34507123
I'll take a 9" melty shog

>> No.34507175

>>34507145
Damn, looks like your mom got into the protein powder.

>> No.34507180

>>34507171
9', even.

>> No.34507186
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>>34507145
Implying I ever forgot.

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>>34501749

>> No.34507201

>>34507123
The former.

>> No.34507207

>>34507123
Give me the brat.

>> No.34507224

>>34507201
>>34507207
The duality of man.

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>>34506793
>>34506715
always expect to leave zipangu with a wife in tow especially if you don't know the language and are easily tricked
either that or trust no one not even yourself

>> No.34507272

>>34507253
You're pretty boned when all it takes is a smile.

>> No.34507273
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>>34507224
I think that's just differing tastes, anon.

>> No.34507290

>>34507253
can one outfox the fox? as in outsmart them, and make them come after you

>> No.34507309
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34507309

>>34507290

>> No.34507325
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>>34507253
I dunno, I think my fox wife is pretty trustworthy, I am sure she doesn't have any nefarious long term plots at gaining her powers back.

>> No.34507328
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Cheshire cat wouldn't do anything mean to me on my birthday, like play a prank on me, right?

>> No.34507343

>>34507325
W-Why is that grin

>> No.34507365
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34507365

>>34507343
They can't help it.

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>>34501749

>> No.34507385

>>34507328
>find a normal sized cake sitting on your table on your birthday
>cheshire bursts out of it naked as you're about to take a bite

>> No.34507386
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>>34507343
No idea, she makes these cute faces anytime I agree to whatever she is asking. Her hair is now turning black from her gray and I am feeling tired. Now she says she needs some lotus and wine and blood for some project she's working on.

>> No.34507390

>>34507343
she has resting evil face

>> No.34507398

>>34507365
why does hag and fox go so well

>> No.34507405
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34507405

>>34507385
>Surprise!

>> No.34507429

>>34507398
Because in the original mythology the youngest of the foxes is at least 100

>> No.34507433
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>>34503736
Just make some more, you've got enough milk in those jugs.

>> No.34507461

>>34507390
advanced resting bitch face

>> No.34507471

>>34501774
23, 24, 26, 29 or 30

>> No.34507479

>>34507405
>MY CAKE!
>Aww, don't worry about your cake Anon. I've got a creampie waiting for you~
>BITCH, I WANTED THAT CAKE!

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34507480

>>34507386
better get your kids to help you

>> No.34507493

>>34507386
This image breaks my heart, she can't change her nature to fit the desires of mortals. And yet, she falls in love with them, and has to endure knowing her husband finds her to be vile. I would NEVER judge my evil wife!!!

>> No.34507516

>>34507493
Making excuses for sinners again, Anon? That's another three hours in the Rape Zone.

>> No.34507530

>>34507516
You can't put me in the rape zone if I'm already being raped!

>> No.34507537

>>34507516
what goes on there?

>> No.34507564

>>34506035
I see you too are a gentleman that appreciates the moment when a too tight shirt lifts up the breasts as it's taken off.

>> No.34507581

>>34507530
Foiled again...!

>>34507537
Cleansing the soul of corruption. It also whitens teeth.

>> No.34507582
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34507582

>>34507493
that's why evil girls are the best! imagine her face when instead of fearing her evil plans, you immediately do anything to help her!

>> No.34507606
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>> No.34507608

>>34507581
by sullying in the juice of an angel, no thanks, I am free of all taint

>> No.34507616

>>34507582
Giving my evil wife the confidence of knowing her hubby will always love her and want to hear about her latest dastardly plans!!

>> No.34507631

I still don't know any monsters that can scratch this itch for the next short story.

>> No.34507641

>>34507582
what about being an evil hubby?

>> No.34507649

>>34507631
elaborate

>> No.34507656

Where do you guys read doujins unavailable in exhentai? Preferentially the ones fakku took down?

>> No.34507660

>>34507641
What are things evil husbands to mamono would do?

>> No.34507666

>>34507660
Torment their wife's captives with raw sex appeal!

>> No.34507672

>>34507641
is he evil before or after getting married?

>> No.34507674

>>34507666
That seems pretty unsustainable. He'd have to marry each one!

>> No.34507688

>>34507660
making his waifu's enemies work and dress as maids to show how insignificant they are

>> No.34507690

>>34507672
before marriage

>> No.34507696

>>34505290
Does she has to have a "death" battle with her husband to get a daughteru like this?

>> No.34507698
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>>34507186
Good
>>34507175
wtf

>> No.34507711

>>34507674
His wife does need to have capable subordinates, after all. Those discount greenworms are useless guards!

>> No.34507730

>>34507660
infiltrate orde cities and poison the well, or in the case of a bicorn wife, seduce the daughter's mayor and make the city dance in his wife's hand

>> No.34507731

>>34507649
I've been trying to get back into writing mediocre to shite stories but can't find that spark for any of the MGE girls since nearly all bases have been covered, I guess.

>> No.34507760

>>34507731
>nearly all the bases have been covered
Not even close. Even if you didn't consider the multitude of story ideas generated from Anons' comment chains in every thread, there are still a TON of girls who probably have single digit story counts. Go right about a yandere charybdis or something.

>> No.34507800
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>>34507690
I'm sure being a evil hubby is a lot of fun. though whether you prefer an equally evil wife or a more docile one is up to you

>be evil anon
>rule your realm with an iron fist
>visitors tremble before your throne
>or they would if your sweet holst wife wasn't busy passing out snacks to the guests

>> No.34507811

>>34507731
You really gonna say that while anons are actively making free shit for you to write like here >>34507800

>> No.34507819
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34507819

>>34506715
Just remember to behave yourself when in Zipangu.

>> No.34507834

>>34507819
why should I, I want to go buck wild and piss off all the vagabond monsters

>> No.34507856
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>>34501749

>> No.34507862
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34507862

Evil fox best fox, especially when they trick you into marriage

>> No.34507870

>>34507834
There are many ancient and powerful yokai that would want to teach a troublesome human upstart some manners.

>> No.34507906

>>34507870
I want to see them try, I am Anon, the fastest swordsman of the west, none have bested me whether they use magic the blade themselves. I have beaten many a monster, they surely won't be any differnet

>> No.34507913

>>34507856
Wow! A member of the family Canidae moving her body in a rhythmic motion to express her feeling or other parts of her culture!

>> No.34507921

>>34507870
>Find the nearest yokai shrine
>Walk inside with my big western boots, tracking dirt everywhere
>stand in one of the main rooms, shrine maidens too petrified to speak as I light up and take a deep drag on a cheap cig
>Blow into the face of the oldest one and tell her I'm here for sightseeing, so she better go wake up that old hag so I can see the sight of her
>Shotgun beers while catcalling shrinemaidens as I wait for her to arrive, also blasting loud western music

>> No.34507941

>>34507921
Now that's just being an asshole, anon. You're going to get thrown out on your ass, and banned from every shrine within a 100 kilometer radius, not fucked.

>> No.34507958

>>34507941
Ancient, Powerful yokai and all she can do is tell some other shrines to not let me in after all that? Pfft, more like ancient LAME

>> No.34507963

>>34507921
These aren’t moon rabbits, you can’t just bully them by being American

>> No.34507980

>>34507963
Come to think of it, I don't think KC has done a take on the Moon Rabbit legends yet.

>> No.34507991

>>34507980
how are them zipangu rabbits different from our rabbits?

>> No.34508000

>>34507921
>>34507941
>"Hear ye", hear ye. The Great Yokai Sages has declared Sonnō jōi"
>"All western barbarians are to be expelled and Order practices are to be banned
>"barbarians with yokai wives are to be kept on a tight leash"
>"This announcment was sponsored by the local bakers guild"

>> No.34508001

>>34507958
The laws of the land (and mamono instincts or something) prevent her from killing you. She can make you life hell, though, if you piss her off enough.

>> No.34508011

>>34507921
>not packing fat lips of tobacco and spitting it at any shrine maiden that tells you to leave
>not shooting at the feet of other shrine patrons and telling them to dance
>not telling everyone to watch out for "them big ornery rattlers" (shirohebis)
>not plundering the gold from the donation box
>not kicking out everyone in the shrine, including the deity, to claim-jump everyone
And you fancy yourself a cowboy. Pathetic. Ya aint never gonna make it round these parts, ya yella belly.

>> No.34508013

>>34508000
>Anon fucks up things for every single foreigner by being enough of an asshole in Not!-Japan
Hey I've seen this one before!

>> No.34508022

>>34508000
But what if I'm a northern barbarian?

>> No.34508029

>>34507991
They're from zippeepoo not the moon.

>> No.34508030

>>34508022
Are you Ainu or something?

>> No.34508032

>>34508000
And she can kiss my snakeskin boots

>> No.34508033
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34508033

ideal power dynamic

>> No.34508043

>>34508030
i thjought he was saying he was ruskie

>> No.34508053

>>34508043
Russians are still "nanban"

>> No.34508060

>>34508043
I don't think I have ever heard a Russian call them self a northerner. Sounds something more like Northern Europe.

>> No.34508062

>>34506035
Good to see white horns getting some love. I think most people like them, just not enough to wife them.

>> No.34508068

>>34508000
well, make me ya coward, yellow-bellied hussy. Ya probably a lazy son of a bitch

>> No.34508082

>>34508000
That's really cute. Anyways, one of them cute snake girls was eyeing up my belt buckle last time I was over yonder, so I've a mind to get me some boys and take her and her stuffy shrine maiden friends out on the town.

>> No.34508103

>>34508000
She says that while she be reading them gajinxnative dougjans

>> No.34508106

>>34501749
Is the following story basically the founding and creation of Sylvania? Or typical Sylvanian Undead Expansion?

>https://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc/

>> No.34508133

>>34508106
>https://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc/
>404
Can the author unprivate it or find another site to upload?

>> No.34508262

>>34503663
Steel dragon. Like an aggron gijinka.
Lives underground eating ore and whatnot. Has no wings, and even if she did they would be useless due to her weight. Just beeg muscular dragon with beeg fat tail.

>> No.34508374
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34508374

Angry!

>> No.34508432

>>34507386
I want to cum in my foxy grandma.

>> No.34508433

>>34508374
>"Your paws looking fluffier was not implying I thought they were getting fatter!"

>> No.34508537

>>34506035
good stuff, I hadn't really considered how tough it would be to escape from one of the centaur type monstergirls

>> No.34508651

>>34506035
nice

>> No.34508687

>>34508374
! ! around my head height is dangerous for my libido.

>> No.34508756

>>34507343
Honestly you are better off not looking up that series, it's made to feel you like shit.

>> No.34508903
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34508903

Gonna use my position as son to the leader of the mofucuza to tease and bully the underlings while gloating that they can’t touch me

>> No.34508905

>>34507731
>>34507631
Fuck off

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>>34508756
It's dark sure. But it's high quality. Discarding something because it has a serious tone isn't a good thing.

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>>34508903
Why go for the underlings? Conquer a rival gang by seducing their boss and claiming her heart and womb

>> No.34509061
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34509061

People don't do enough with the fact that an anubis is a mage with curses
speaking of which, what is the plural of anubis?
anubises?
anubi?
!!!!!!!!?

>> No.34509075

>>34508903
I would try and use the power I have for good by helping all the monsters I can

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>>34501749

>> No.34509093
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34509093

>>34508903
That'll work until one of them impresses the oyabun enough to be able to ask for your hand in marriage.

>> No.34509154

>>34509093
Dibs on the one with the claws.

>> No.34509188

Monsters don't need saving.
Men need saving.

>> No.34509216

>Read demon realm school text book
>It depicts lots of historical mass rapings of men that happened in a positive light especially the one in Lescatie
Monsters are on a lot of kinds of fucked up, huh?

>> No.34509235

>>34509188
it's true but I still cling to that self indulgent desire to help a monster in need.

>> No.34509276

>>34509235
You're gonna save a little alice who clearly isn't bait set up by a filthy cheshire cat?

>> No.34509344
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34509344

>>34509188
Saving or "saving"?

>> No.34509363

>>34509235
>come across a succubus hanging off a cliff
>Anon springs into action and saves her life
>only as he slips the wedding ring onto her finger months later does he realize she has wings

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>>34509344
Both given the state of this world.

>> No.34509450

>>34509276
Cheshire cat's been yowling in that tree for hours. Going to need some strapping young fireman to help her get back down.

>> No.34509453

Can half-demons exist?
I don't want a half-demon go One More God Rejected on my dick while fucking her or something

>> No.34509473
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>>34509363
How many Anons must fall for us to realize these monsters are tricking us? Damn our inability to help a cutie!

>> No.34509491

>>34505711
go away you old hag

>> No.34509517

>>34509363
>anon is chilling in his remote winter vacation home
>there's a knock at the door
>it's a Glacies begging to be let in out of the cold weather
>he immediately responds with a "damn, don't just stand there, come on in!"
>15 years later when he's telling his kids the story of how he met their mom he realizes something doesn't add up

>> No.34509519

>>34506786
isn't that suppose to be written on ur shirt, or tattooed on ur chest?

>> No.34509532
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34509532

>>34509453
I imagine traditional succubus is the closest you are going to get. Maybe a newly monsterized woman might be a bit easier once the initial sex craze settles down. Good luck finding one that hasn't bagged a man at that point though.

>> No.34509534

>>34509235
would save any monster girl cause although they are monsters, they deserve love as well

>> No.34509570

>>34509473
Tell me about it. There was a wave of "marriages" in my town last summer when the mersharks figured out how to take advantage of men's kindness. They had an apsara pretend to drown out in the ocean, and when the guys swam out to rescue her, they went into a frenzy. One of the sea bishops was showing off her tablet on the news a few days after it happened. It was coated in tallies of all the marriages she had officiated.

>> No.34509613

>>34509473
but at least i get the cutie at the end of the day. In the end, that all that matters to me

>> No.34509639

>>34509473
>basilisk wants you to check if she has something in her eye
>mouth to mouth resuscitation on a drowned lich
>lilim conveniently twists her ankle and needs to be carried
devious

>> No.34509678
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34509678

Usually a bit more patient, but one of the wips for the set of wight claws I'm getting is too good to not spoil y'all on.

>> No.34509681

>>34509639
at that point I would get hubbied as a young boy due to how naive I was

>> No.34509684

>>34509639
I would imagine that some monsters have literally no excuse to do devious stuff like that
>Greenworm asks you to feed her and is disappointed when you don't
>Ittan-Momen wants you to use her as a warm blanket only to see you pull out your heated blanket
>Vampire asks for a parasol hoping to get you to walk next to her but you just give it away to her and walk off

>> No.34509691

>>34509678
damn
nice

>> No.34509706

>>34509678
sealed for your protection, no doubt.

>> No.34509705

>>34509684
>a mermaid pretending it drowned

>> No.34509723

>>34509678
uh... just put some tape on the end of the seal, I'm sure it will be fine

>> No.34509752

>>34509691
>>34509706
Thank you very much! I don't speak moonrunes but I'm sure that's super safe japanese and not about to break at any moment.
>>34509723
FLEX TAPE

>> No.34509757

>>34509705
>it's... uhh... really salty water
>clearly a tropical fish tail

>> No.34509781

>>34509752
To show you the incredible power of flextape i cut this seal in half

>> No.34509791

>>34509757
Hmmm, i think you are lying to me

>> No.34509807

>>34509757
She must be a stranded freshwater mermaid, I'd jump in to rescue her.

>> No.34509810

>>34509684
you say that but...
>Greenworm asks you to help her pick her garden, moves in for the kill when your tired
>Ittan-Momen asks you to help her check if she can be a good blanket
>Vampire shyly asks if you can help her practice drinking blood, just a little sip
No escape from these rascals' tricks!

>> No.34509814

>>34509639
>hear some wailing off a mountain trail
>come across an ushi doing some of the worst fake crying you've ever heard
>ask her what's the matter
>she says she has a splinter and it's so painful she's about to die
>holds out her paw
>ask about the arrow lodged in her side
>"Oh, whoops! I thought I got all those out."
>tears the arrow out of her side, broadhead and all
>ask her if that hurt
>she beams at you and assures you that it would take a lot more than that to injure an ushi-oni
>her face goes blank as she realizes she's just cock-blocked herself
>tries to play it off by telling you the splinter is coated in a deadly poison that you have to suck out

>> No.34509836

>>34509781
>cut to anon passed out from the clawing he got
>Wight:NOWS THAT A LOT OF DAMAGE

>> No.34509851

>>34509836
>anon angrily writes to the creator of flextape about how it can't fix talismans
>it turns out he had the same thing happen to him and is now married to a fox

>> No.34509853

>>34509836
>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?

>> No.34509854

>>34509814
I'd laugh my ass off as I'm getting raped by this goofy ushi

>> No.34509856

>>34509810
>Implying she has the self restraint to pick the plants and not just eat them off the plants
The other two are feasible I guess but I'm pretty sure you know what's about to happen when a vampire asks if she can suck your blood.

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>>34509856
Greenworms have varied smarts. On the low end, she will just try to crawl on you. On the high end, she will somehow become queen of a realm just to ask you to be her king. As for vamp-chan, how could you resist this face?

>> No.34509954

>>34509911
Vamp-chan's cuteness was something I wasn't prepared for. Queenworm scares me, how does one get to that status?

>> No.34509997

>>34509639
>Am treking in some wetlands
>faintly hear someone yelling help
>go towards the sound
>find a wurm "tangled" in some vines
>She sees me and comes right up to me and say "Help me, I'm tangled up and I can't move"
>She falls over and appear to the most faked struggling i have seen
>Don't care I need to "help" this wurm
>Am now a proud swampdweller papa with 5 kids and a sixth on the way

>> No.34510028

>>34509997
>kuudere sahuagin half heartedly struggling against a tiny net
the bane of many such fish.

>> No.34510094

>>34510028
>A dragon that is "scared" of men in armor

>> No.34510102

>>34509954
>Greenworm_in_Sunglass.png
>By eating your veggies!
Queenworm inspires many young greenworms, be careful of any greenworms with BK crowns!

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>> No.34510212
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>>34502516
Pay your own tab and refuse all gifts she sends. When she comes over to cry mating press her and fill her with kits

>> No.34510272

>>34503941
>>34504317
Imagine how wet/concerned they'd get if anon came with only one eye

>> No.34510279

>>34510102
>they have no clue what a burger is
>restaurants full of little worms with crowns eating onion rings and side salads

>> No.34510303

>>34504948
Jokes on you, all I have to do is wait for the next patch and not only will my Burgundian-I mean Order troops be more resistant to conversion attempts, I will also have access to Siege Onager. I hope you like getting donjons all up in your face!

>> No.34510313

>>34509851
Flextape brings things together, why would it ever keep a couple separate?

>> No.34510348
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34510348

good nite, willl dream of wurmy

>> No.34510394

>>34510313
there exists both flextape and cursed flextape

>> No.34510418

>>34510212
How many kits minimum?

>> No.34510446

>>34510102
A true symbol, an inspiration for all species even. I assume that Queenworm only comes from the most loving relationships with their husbands.

>> No.34510477
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34510477

>>34510418
The only answer to this question is and will always be: All of them

>> No.34510499

>>34510477
Mofu in the brain, mofu in the crystal frame!

>> No.34510508

Horses are sexy, you should fuck a horse!

>> No.34510514

>>34510508
Only if the horse can give me a horse dick!

>> No.34510548

>>34510514
With enough mana, centaurs will be all over you for it!

>> No.34510549

>>34510477
would she appreciate a game of footsie?

>> No.34510564

>>34510477
Fox Gypsies!

>> No.34510570

>>34510477
>monster
>fox
>fortuneteller
Is it even possible to get less trustworthy then this?

>> No.34510580

>>34502188
She feeds you so much humpty slime that the ring explodes from the sheer blast of your cum

>> No.34510588

>>34510477
Mistress Mofu, when will I get a girlfriend?

>> No.34510598

>>34510570
You see, it loops right back around to being trustworthy.

>> No.34510620

>>34510477
>the crystal ball says you've got some balls for me to look at as well~

>> No.34510624
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>>34510508
it's something to be considered

>> No.34510647

>>34510624
Fine breeding that there horse

>> No.34510661

>>34510624
What an enormous pedigree.

>> No.34510668
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>let's throw her a newbie and see what happens

>> No.34510676
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>>34510668
Woah, she's pretty big.

>> No.34510682

>>34510477
Can I get my gypsy fortuneteller mg in black cat flavor?

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>>34510668
Don't make me make good daughters!

>> No.34510898

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for a shortstack hellhound to camber atop you in bed and get comfy because even hellhounds need to chill after a rough day

>> No.34510920

>>34510898
Tomorrow is the 1st of May and ungodly amounts of mead will be consumed, she can chill then.

>> No.34510921

loli desert cats!

>> No.34510928

>>34510676
I don't typically like Hellhounds, but goddamn there's something about this one.

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>>34510921
forgot to add pic!

>> No.34511200

>>34510937
mmm
kot

>> No.34511259
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34511259

>>34510937
I'll show her a snake she can pet.

>> No.34511432

Before this thread expires. Please someone post that pic if an angrily flustered vampire mamono in front of a computer or any image of a flustered or upset Vampire.

Please?

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>>34511432
>dumb dumbphir
>pure blood is the best!

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>>34511432

>> No.34511509

>>34511458
>Vamp Mosquito showing off her 4 daughterus
>"how can Vampires even compete?"

>> No.34511534

>>34503663
behir

>> No.34511571

>>34509188
Monsters need shaving

>> No.34511668
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>Vamprie caves and has a child with anon before he incubizes
>Not only does she give birth to a dhampir, but she gives birth to triplets

>> No.34511705

>>34511668
>Foul fiend! Thou hath taken mine father's virtue!

>> No.34512437

>>34507381
God I wish that was me

>> No.34512544

>>34511668
>>34511705
>vampire wife's dhampir rival shows up
>get roped into helping corrupt her
Does the same principle apply here?

>> No.34512579

>>34512544
>Elizabeth Von Adamescu III was prepared to fight the vampire she knew resided in this castle
>She was considerably less prepared for the vampire's husband who had a shotgun loaded with 10 gauge realmsilver buckshot

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>>34512579
>Elizabeth Von Adamescu III
Her real name is Lilly Marie Adams, but edgy dhampir felt that wasn't classy enough, so she tried to give herself a fancier name

>> No.34512763

>>34512697
>vampire wife and dhampir rival turned wife both have embarrassing aliases from their chuuni edgelord phases
>their friends will never let them forget it

>> No.34513224

>>34511458
>"Sorry vampire chan. But I like Nehekharan and or Khemrish undead girls, I just find mummies from Nehekhara and Khemri hotter and attractive. Sorry again, I'm just not that into Sylvanian girls like you and Sylvania as a whole just creeps me out."

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I just ran for 2.5 hours. I don't know how much ground I covered, but probably a lot. I'm exhausted.
Where's my prize?

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34513583

>>34507145
Muramasa? Of course id never forget my wife

>> No.34513675

>>34513457
You win a 2.5 hour fuck marathon with a salamander.

>> No.34513688

>>34513675
As long as I don't need to be on my feet

>> No.34513776

>>34513688
Oh, when she's done with you, you won't be able to walk for a good while.

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>> No.34514768

>>34513457
The prize is a healthy body.

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>>34514768
I wanted monster pussy

>> No.34514895
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34514895

>Fighting your way through a high level dungeon
>Shaking off and defeating hellhounds, dragons, manticores, and even a lilim mini-boss
>Make your way to the last chamber where the final boss lies
>Find a sleep mouse
>The final boss is a sleep mouse
>Proceed to get your ass kicked by said sleep mouse
>She gives off a sleepy, smug face when she sees you begging for mercy

>> No.34515335

>>34514787
Portals haven't opened yet. Please understand.

>> No.34515376

>>34515335
Stupid sabbath r&d department

>> No.34515390

>>34515335
I need to get me a job at Black Mesa

>> No.34515395

>>34514895
We'll see how smug she is when I pull out my sleeping bag and hop in.

>> No.34515415
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>>34514895
Comfiness is not to be underestimated.

>> No.34515425

>>34514895
>not sexing sleepmouse as she sleeps
ngmi

>> No.34515450

>>34515415
Sleep mouse and strong cow make a good combo for a harem.

Strong cow as big spoon.
Sleep mouse and little spoon.
You stuffed in between

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