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3444870 No.3444870 [Reply] [Original]

Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman. I couldn't save her.

>> No.3444899
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3444899

One thing you can count on: You push a fairy too far, and sooner or later she'll start pushing back.

>> No.3444905

You'd have to be a first-degree fool to fall for a woman who returns from the dead only to put a gun to your face.

>> No.3444909

2 sucked.

>> No.3444920

>>3444870
you fool, she was acting.

>> No.3444935
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3444935

How do you explain this without (fucked up) magic?

>> No.3444937

>>3444935
Rockstar are bunch of horrible faggots.

>> No.3444938

>>3444909
Oh yeah? Well, your mother.

>> No.3444939

>>3444935
The series ended with MP2.
This abomination does not exist.

>> No.3444942

>>3444935
Hahaha what the fucking hell?

>> No.3444944

>>3444935
looks more like bruce willis to me.

>> No.3444946
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3444946

Have no fear, Bern is here!

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>>3444935
What the hell is that

>> No.3444956

>>3444935

Wh...

WHY IS HE SO BALD?!?!

>> No.3444961

>>3444935
WHY SO BALD

>> No.3444976

>>3444935
He lost everything.
Even his hair.

>> No.3444977

>>3444935
Fuck yes. Die Hard 5.

>> No.3445012
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3445012

"No matter how well I could dodge bullets, I couldn't avoid the symptoms of age and alcoholism. Before I knew it, I had traded my hair for a couple of extra pounds."

>> No.3445024

Why would you change the excellent noir setting of New York to Brazil of all places?

>> No.3445023
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3445023

Hobos beware

>> No.3445030

>>3444935
>Max Payne

That is not Max Payne.

>> No.3445031

>>3445024
Rockstar are bunch of horrible faggots.

>> No.3445032

>>3445024
Rockstar.
BR?

>> No.3445035

>>3445030
Notice how it says "ROCKSTAR'S dark hero".

>> No.3445046
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3445046

THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU PROMISED

>> No.3445061

I still think that first Max was the best one. Craziest Max, cheesy as hell. Second went too far into the drama department for my liking. MP3 seems to be even worse. So much worse.

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>>3445023
>It was the most horrible thing i could think of
Are you sure?

>> No.3445086

>>3445071
Ouch.

>> No.3445095

>>3444870
Jesus, I just replayed that game yesterday
>>3445023
/r/ing the Rika version

>> No.3445108
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3445108

There's still hope for this to be as awesome as Max Payne.
If they ever release it.

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>>3445108
>Alan Wake
>coming out before 2020

>> No.3445136

>>3445071
All I see is white picture.

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>>3445095

>> No.3445150

Can Vinnie be qualified as an otaku? And is there a chance that he survived that explosion? MP2 was about killing every character what the series have introduced so far

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>> No.3445171

>>3445150
The explosives were planted inside the suit he was wearing, so it's highly unlikely. Shame, he was a good character.
On the other hand, Mona survived a bullet in the head, so who knows.

>> No.3445190

>>3445171
only on the hardest mode. But who would want Mona after all those years, she is fucking old now.

>> No.3445249

>>3445190
I was thinking about the first game. Wasn't there a scene where she was shot straight in the head by Horne's goons and fell inside the elevator? I think that's the last time Max see her before the events of MP2 take place.

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