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Guys, I have just taken the biggest dump of my entire life. Holy shit, it was humongous. I wish I could show it to you guys, but I don't have a camera.

I couldn't use the bathroom because I had a relative staying over at my house and I didn't want to make the bathroom stinky while she was there, so I had to keep it inside for a week. But as soon as she left, I took a shit, and wow, it was huge!

I didn't even flush it yet, because I know, if I try, it will just clog up the toilet, because IT'S SO HUGE. I will probably have to wrap it up in some newspaper and throw it into the trashcan or something.

>> No.3443758

lol

>> No.3443757

>toilet
what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.3443764
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sageru

>> No.3443765

>toilet

1/10

>> No.3443766

Update. My dump turned into a little girl in a frilly dress. She's begging me not to flush her.She says she only needs to eat my shit for sustenance, and she'll do household chores for me if I spare her. What should I do, /jp/?

>> No.3443768

>>3443764
(* ‘ω‘ *)

>> No.3443771

>>3443766
Flush it.

>> No.3443772

>>3443766
It's a trick, shoot her until she explodes

>> No.3443779

You ever get the urge to save up a huge shit log and then just lay it across the pavement somewhere all in its full glory

>> No.3443781

Discussions about poop always make me laugh.

>> No.3443794

post more pics like op

>> No.3443799

It feels so good to take a giant shit.

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