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>> No.34411542
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Sandworms!

>> No.34411549
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wurm time

>> No.34411556

>>34411549
I'm sorry sir, wurm time ended a few minutes ago. Wurm time will resume 9AM on Monday.

>> No.34411562
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>> No.34411573

>>34411556
it ends when I say, now bow before me

>> No.34411581
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34411581

They're so perfect, why can't they be real?

>> No.34411599

>>34411573
If you get belligerent, I'll have to call the manager. Please leave. Wurm posting will resume on Monday (at 9AM). Thank you for your patience and goodbye.

>> No.34411612

>>34411599
you dare talk to the preacher of the good wurm word like that?

>> No.34411627
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>> No.34411630

>>34411581
Sit tight Anon, portals will open before you know it.

>> No.34411632

>>34411581
They're too busy shitposting on 4monster and drinking petrol instead of making an effort to help open the portals.

>> No.34411633

Gazer is a cute.

>> No.34411649

>>34411627
I don't want my succubus to glow in the dark!

>> No.34411652
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>>34411632
Visit Bunyip threads
Pay attention to Bunyip posts
Always reply to Bunyip posters

>> No.34411658

what do wurms post on 4monsters?

>> No.34411661

>>34411612
Don't make me call the superlimtendent. There's some very nice bunyip posting going on, so I suggest you join them and cut your losses.

>> No.34411662
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>>34411649
Your succ doesn't get a say in this!

>> No.34411663

The Visawolf Directorate is currently embroiled in escalating tensions with the Minoclans over a disagreement regarding the exact size of 'musculature needed to acquire a mate'.
More news here from GTNN as it develops.
Next up, Queen Slimes.
Does the monarchistic hivemind have a place in our day and age?

>> No.34411665

>>34411658
They don't know what it is

>> No.34411671

>>34411632
Sounds about right.
>>34411652
Will do, Bunyips more love.

>> No.34411675
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34411675

Gazer is the cutest. I just want to snuggle and cuddle with her, and call each other loving names. And I feel up her goo, and she plays with my hair.

>> No.34411676

>>34411661
i dislike getting into petty brawls so I'll leave with my dignity

>> No.34411695

>>34411581
I don't know how I'm supposed to choose between apophis and bunyip.

>> No.34411703

>>34411665
what if someone teaches them

>> No.34411716

>>34411695
Just visit Gremlin Industries™ and they can fuse you a Apopyip or a Bunphis today!

>> No.34411723

>>34411695
Why not both?

>> No.34411741
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>>34411538
Touch fluffy tail

>> No.34411750

>>34411627
>>34411662
/tg/ is that way

>> No.34411751

>>34411716
bunyip+wurm=?

>> No.34411758

>>34411751
Wuyip. Like Cool Whip.

>> No.34411765

>>34411723
i tend towards monogamy with few exceptions

>> No.34411770

>>34411695
Bunyip for taking it easy, Apophis for non-stop super rape. Or consider a hybrid for taking it easy with non-stop super rape!
>>34411671
*deserve more love
Sneks must've hijacked my brain.

>> No.34411796

dragons are stinky!

>> No.34411857

>>34411675
I HATE gazers. Any gazer reading this shouldn't even bother trying to warp my mind, my willpower is so strong that they couldn't hypnotize me in a million years.

>> No.34411864

>>34411857
>local man mindbroken by gazer

>> No.34411885

>>34411864
Will she be disappointed if she ever finds out that I always loved gazers?

>> No.34411892

>>34411857
>[this message has been redacted and will be revised in accordance to People's Republic of the Demon Realm law]

>> No.34411908

>>34411675
Where does the goo come from?

>> No.34411917

>>34411892
i don't like People's Republic of the Demon Realm

>> No.34411921

>>34411908
Where doesn't the goo come from?

>> No.34411927

>>34411917
what about the peoples republic of wurm

>> No.34411933

>>34411927
>>34411556

>> No.34411936

>>34411908
the wurm hole

>> No.34411939

>>34411927
you make a damn good deal, where do i sign?

>> No.34411943

>>34411927
Not him but republics are lame. I would rather live in the Holy Wurm Empire.

>> No.34411947

>>34411933
it is not over here in mountain wurm time we still have time the wurm is here to stay

>> No.34411961
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all this wurm posting is making me happy

>> No.34411963

>>34411857
I wanna have a toxic relationship with an arrogant gazer and my arrogant self.

>> No.34411975

>>34411961
wurm is best how do others even compete

>> No.34411978
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34411978

Have you made sure your patron goddess has been fed today? She would be disappointed if you didn't provide her an offering.

>> No.34411987

>>34411917
The police will be arriving to your location shortly. Please do not leave from your current location. Doing so will add more to your punishment.

>> No.34411995

>>34411987
time to put b hopping to the test

>> No.34412001
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>>34411978
donate clothes, observe results

>> No.34412009

>>34412001
nice bush

>> No.34412010

>>34411978
I will never touch an offering box again

>> No.34412011
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>>34411987
>They thought the post was mad by some man they could mind-break
>It was actually made by a powerful independent dragon that refuses to acknowledge any authority besides her own

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>>34412010
The box is for rice/tofu, her box is for donations.

>> No.34412036

>>34411995
You will be assigned to attendance at Demon Realm Reeducation Camps. Please cooperate with the police as they relocate you.

>> No.34412037

>>34412022
Instructions unclear, I shoved tofu up her vagina.

>> No.34412053

>>34412011
all the coppers go back sad cause they couldn't get a man
>>34412036
you have to catch me first, you can't grab, what you can't grip

>> No.34412101

>>34412036
do I have a say of what happens to me if I cooperate? and if so, send the biggest and oldest wurm ya got

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remeber to do your duty

>> No.34412130

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, remember that pointing out your shortstack dragon gf is getting a tad chubby is something that should be handled delicately, even if it does settle in the right places.

>> No.34412154

>>34412130
The work of my lord is being spread, let it be known to all who have ears

>> No.34412179

>>34412112
sauce?

>> No.34412196

>>34412179
that's a hroz

>> No.34412209

>>34412179
https://e-hentai.org/g/1363796/ac659bd9c3/

>> No.34412218

>>34412154
Don't whisper such things lest the dragon get suspicious
Soft won't mean 'slow"

>> No.34412241

>>34412218
what things?

>> No.34412246

>>34412105
God i want to be The Head and Only Priest of a monstergirl nun convent. Daily Duties including filling my nun wives wombs and new human convert wives wombs.

>> No.34412286

>>34411978
Irrefutable proof that having more tails is a sign of being a bigger sloot. Say not to nine-tailed fox thots!

>> No.34412315
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What are you doing this friday night?

>> No.34412325

>>34412315
drawing a new sleepin wurm pic

>> No.34412340

>>34412315
Crying.

>> No.34412359

>>34412315
I was going to get uncomfortably drunk but a buddy wanted to play some vidya so I got sidetracked before I could really get going. Now I guess I'll sleep, at least I won't have a hangover.

>> No.34412428

>>34412315
trying to be less obnoxious and not posting about my waifu as often as I once was while watching videos and coming up with waifu stuff for personal use

>> No.34412468
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>>34412315
Imagining fun times with my wives

>> No.34412511

>>34412468
P Slimes are nice. I actually am making something with a P Slime and was wondering about the slime portion. How solid is it? Like can it hold things? Would it be outside the real of possibility for those little tails to have little arms doing things?

>> No.34412530
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>Have dhampir sisters
>Is stronger than me
>I can barely lift off the meaty mino zombie who wakes me up each morning by falling on me
>Meanwhile she’s smashing marble columns with her fists
>Is better with magic than me
>I can barely cast prestidigitation
>She’s casting 10th level drain life spells like it was nothing
>She gets invited on all the raids
>Meanwhile I only get to tag along on raids as tanks massager or if my sister says she’ll only go if I can come
>Constantly dozen ups me despite being only half monster
>We even share the same mom but yet she has all the power
So when do I hit my extremely late growth spurt and achieve the same power? Cause dad keeps trying to teach me how to properly keep a castle and take care of the servants but that’s boring and I don’t wanna be some vampire’s bloodbag like him

>> No.34412533
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Human boys have no chance against succs!

>> No.34412541

>>34412511
Good enough grip to wield a sword

>> No.34412546

>>34412530
GOMMAD m8
gallon off mino milk a day, ya got that mino zombie

>> No.34412560

>>34412541
I see. If a slime tail were to be able to command multiple projections holding various objects would they be considered more on the elite side or is that fairly typical? Does it depend on how much "care" they get from their beloved?

>> No.34412566

>>34412533
Gonna steal that succ nerd's glasses!

>> No.34412662
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good night, will try and dream of anna maria tonight

>> No.34412665

>>34412560
Dunno. There's not a lot of depictions on what a maxed out slime carrier could do. You might see a mage with 4 staves or a archer with 6 bows or something

>> No.34412676

>>34412315
Sleep, think of how much better today would be with a monster wife.

>> No.34412889
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Is there an official color scheme to leechi/ricchi yet?

>> No.34412892

>>34412665
Wow nice, alright that'll work for me. This P Slime is going to be nightmare to deal with. Thank you.

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>>34412511
Guy who posted images and i like to imagine they can shift its hardness/Rigidity to a certain extent. Like my Pshog wife would be able to increase it to near high strength metal while the normal ones can only stiffen it to a lesser extent.
Usually though at normal stiffness it would be able to carry a sword.

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>>34412892
What will she look like anon? Always nice to see another pslime bro.

>> No.34412993

>>34412908
Cool collected tomboy

>> No.34413014

>>34412993
Neat. I assume she is a soldier or hero as well? Does she wear armor or us her slime as armor?

>> No.34413026

>>34413014
She technically wears armor, she plays catcher for a baseball team

>> No.34413076

>>34413026
Perfect then! Slime would be Great to either enhance Catchers gear or even just be Catchers gear! Even help stop anyone tryna steal!
Also is this for the Baseball team thing?

>> No.34413129

>>34413076
Perhaps...

>> No.34413207
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Make sure to get snuggled friends

>> No.34413239

>>34413207
Latenight, is that man naked? Is his boner poking her ear?
The world demands answers!

>> No.34413242

>>34413207
No, I am Anon, and I HATE snuggles >:(
No monster will snuggle me if I have anything to say about it

>> No.34413263

>>34412315
Planning out my next acquisition of bullion rounds and 90% silver coinage. I'm probably going to get targeted down by a Creeping Coin or a Danuki if the portals open at this rate.

>> No.34413300

>>34412315
Writing my book, watching people play My Summer Car. Enjoying some mandarin orange tea.

>> No.34413432
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Papa, it's bedtime! You will read Animals of Farthing Wood to me!

>> No.34413436
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>>34412315
Trying to find an artist for a book I've finished. It seems that literally everyone with even a shred of skill is booked out for months.

The suspiciously wealthy furry is no doubt throwing his weight around again

>> No.34413491

>>34412533
What are the laws on succs and child grooming?

>> No.34413505

>>34412241
Any comments about how lovely her thickening thighs are, how her ass is fatter than any cats, how she's a tad soft in the middle or how full her breasts look will be met with denial play until you retract your statement

>> No.34413574

>>34413432
>wife gets jealous after seeing husband tuck daughter into bed and read her a bedtime story
>demands he do the same for her

>> No.34413577
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Angels legally can not "punish" you if you're worshiping other deities.

>> No.34413588

>>34413577
Damn she's got big feet

>> No.34413591

>>34413432
>Pardon me, can You repeat this young lady? I couldn't hear "please".

>> No.34413619

>>34413432
I'll just read her lore about my favorite games and stuff like mass effect or diablo

>> No.34413644 [SPOILER] 
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>>34413577
That means I can worship my favorite desert girl! Thank goodness for loopholes!

>> No.34413684
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>>34413644
Something about those back tattoos really make me want to breed them
What is this magic

>> No.34413747
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>>34413684
Maybe you really like tattoos, Very good taste if so

>> No.34413769

Is an old warrior's body that's become a little softer and less defined through disuse a fine enough compromise between a soft ara ara body and a fit, tight and toned body?

I don't know what I want and I'm worried my waifu will become suspicious of my whims if we set aside a month of rough innawoods survival and proactive snusnu and then set aside a few months of pampering her with cake and doing all the work, sexually speaking.

>> No.34413788

>>34413769
Depends on how soft vs muscular she gets
Strongfats are still for snu-snu as they have enough muscle to still throw down while that gets more 'fit' with some softness is more the Ara Ara type

>> No.34413822

>>34413788
Nah, not strongfat, she doesn't have the build for it. Just fluctuates between fit and soft. She gets really self conscious, because her muscles don't really go anywhere, so when she puts on a pound or two it's obvious.

>> No.34413845

>>34413822
She will be Ara Ara then as she lacks enough muscles for formal snu-snu

>> No.34413870

>>34411695
Speaking of Apops, I wonder what it's like to live in the realm of one that's graped a pharaoh?

>> No.34413908

>>34413845
What's the term for light snu snu then? Elves aren't really good at packing on muscle.

>> No.34413939
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What would your wife feel about you being an emperor?

>> No.34413952

>>34412105
Loooooooong

>>34413263
Oh fuck, I'm bait now, too. At least a dragon would only scoff at me.

>>34413491
"Yes."

>>34413588
All the better to step on you with.

>> No.34413964

>>34413747
I'm a little disappointed that her actual tail wasn't worked into the tattoo. Just imagine how rad that'd be.

>> No.34413967

>>34413939
I'm already the emperor of her cunny and that's all that matters.

>> No.34413973

>>34413939
Alucard looking motherfucker

>> No.34413993

>>34413939
Dark elf milkers

>> No.34414008
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>>34413870
Before, there was only a moderate risk of getting raped by a nearby monster if you are single
After, there is an assurance you will be raped by a nearby monster if you are single.

>> No.34414015

>>34413939
She'd surround me with as many competent advisors and individuals as she could so I could spend most my time with her. Because she knows I'd just abdicate if I couldn't.

>> No.34414048
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Fuck the financial system and eat out the rich!

>> No.34414070
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>>34414048
But will she help me evade taxes?

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>>34414070
Only if you give her some honeyed words

>> No.34414194

>>34414081
>Only if you give her some moneyed** words
fixed

>> No.34414198

Can nightmare-san put me to sleep through fever aches?

>> No.34414230

>>34414198
Yes. And imagine how vivid the fever dreams would be.

>> No.34414246

>>34414230
Shes in for a trip because I run math problems when I get one.

>> No.34414264

What if you never fuck the kiki?

>> No.34414270
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>You trusted the fox
>Now you are trapped in the shrine with her

>> No.34414275

>>34414264
She fucks you
Good masters reward maids and youre being a bad master

>> No.34414297

>>34414270
A minor setback, nothing that can't be solved with the power of friendship!

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>>34414270
Bite me, hag

>> No.34414303

>>34414264
She eventually spikes your dinner with raging mushrooms.
>>34414270
I'm ok with this.

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>>34414264

>> No.34414374
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>>34414270
>Implying this wasn't a part of my plan
The fluffy can no longer run away.

>> No.34414396

>>34414270
>"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!"

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>>34414396
Correct attitude, correct answer, correct way to treat your wife. Remember, you haven't made love until she's unable to move or begging for mercy.

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>>34414270
What a blessing

>> No.34414780

>>34414694
>Tfw no cute, deranged fox gf

>> No.34414845
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>TFW no mommy GF

>> No.34414898

>>34414845
Wasn't her sister the mommy

>> No.34414966

>>34414898
Better get to work making her the mommy then

>> No.34415040

>>34414898
Yeah, but she was still the sugar mommy. It might be more accurate to say "a" mommy since there was more than one, too.

>> No.34415241
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Accept responsibility

>> No.34415290

>>34415241
But I've never had sex with her before! Holding hands doesn't get you pregnant!

>> No.34415446

>>34415241
Is that a pocki stick or what?

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Griffons and dragons would do the superhero landing for the intimidation factor.

>> No.34415540
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Yeah but elves tho

>> No.34415555

>>34415476
Superhero landing has been turned into such a cliche at this point it just makes you look goofy.

>> No.34415603

>>34415555
Eh, I think they're cool when done right

>> No.34415667
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sniff the mofu!

>> No.34415668

>>34415603
MGS always did it well

>> No.34415682

>>34415540
whats that story about?

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>>34415682
Full spoilers for Bastard to follow:
Wizard kills people and monsters and rapes women in a fantasy world, trying to prevent other wizards from ressurrecting an evil god.
But wait, fantasy world was our world centuries after the apocalypse and wizard was a genetically engineered super-being and the evil god was a war-machine created by science!
But wait, the war machine was powered by an angel, the apocalypse was God deciding to delete humanity and now the apocalypse resumes and the wizard is sent to Hell!
But wait, the wizard is also Satan's son and as Heaven and Hell seek to undo mankind and each other, wizard man tears everyone apart and fucks bitches!
And then the author went on hiatus which has lasted for 8+ years and will never end because of health issues.
The elf here was a war orphan the wizard raised. And then fucked. A lot. Because Dark Schneider is a chad.

>> No.34415840

>>34415800
So fist of the northstar if kenshiro was replaced by chad thundercock?

>> No.34415895
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>>34415840
The first arc was basically Fist of the North Star with wizards, yeah. It turns into something else entirely as it goes on. The final fight in the volumes that are actually out has the best artwork I've ever seen in a comic, but sadly the author will never be able to resume work on the story.

>> No.34415934
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>>34413242
>No monster will snuggle me if I have anything to say about it
She has something to say about it

>> No.34416155

>>34415934
That looks like the face of a yeti with a thick cock in her ass.

>> No.34416233
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>>34416155
It's the face of a Yeti with a big, brown, cuddlebear ass
http://imgbox.com/pjipMCzg

>> No.34416323

>>34415895
I might read it one day

>> No.34416422

After getting myself watching the Netflix Castlevania series. I wonder if for whatever reason, MGE will have its own version of Carmella?

No not the Castlevania one per say. You know, the one that (correct me if I'm wrong) said to be as powerful as Dracula, came before Dracula, and is a carpet Shagger. Or atleast prefferd girls, women and babes as opposed to men.

Also just as a thought. If there would ever be an MGE Carmilla. She might as well be a legit villain badguy because of how mamono mana and Lilith forces her and vampire kind to suck and crave the cattle (human boi) penis. And subverting vampire rule, thus despite clearly being a monstergirl, is strongly and violently opposed against the Demon Lord. And any vamps who still recall being dudes before and sharing the same sentiments as MGE Carmilla are the radical extremist outcasts. The bad type of ones if you get me.

>> No.34416430

>>34416233
Ah so one that wants a big thick cock in her ass.

>> No.34416506

>>34416422
I would figure male Vampires would just change into incubi losing the thirst for blood and becoming coomers for their wives so that's probably a non issue.
Mgs are fine with a bit of Carpet munching so if she just prefers women, but will still take dick then she probably would just form a harem so she can enjoy a bit of cock and all the pussy she wants.

>> No.34416536
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34416536

Make sure you give proper tribute to your tribal neighbors!

>> No.34416546
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34416546

Do you accept?

>> No.34416560

>>34416536
But would Tribal monstergirls even stand a chance against a more civilized and organized Order Colonizers force?

>> No.34416567

>>34416546
Yes. Crossing the street is dangerous!

>> No.34416573

>>34416546
Demon contracts are getting weird these days.
Don't the older Demons get disappointed on the younger demons for making such simple and wholesome contracts with boys these days?

>> No.34416630

>>34416573
I blame Eros and her followers, my daughter insist on dating her boyfriend and she even wears nice clothes for him. My wife did a traditional kidnapping and rape and we didn't even wear clothes inside till she was born. This modernist bullshit is killing traditional courtship.

>> No.34416668

>>34416630
>we didn't even wear clothes inside till she was born.
Being constantly nude with your wife in your home is hot.

>> No.34416679

>>34416536
I want a full blown CHONK troll that I can fluster

>> No.34416693

>>34416668
Quite the contrary. It's cold, especially during winters.

>> No.34416697

>>34416668
It's really hot.
If I get a demon wife I'm gonna put it in the contract that we have to either be naked or where next to nothing while at home.

>> No.34416699

>>34416693
Well to bad magic and i enjoy the cold.

>> No.34416770

>>34416697
Based. Would make it a regular occurrence in my church home when we are just using it as a home. The ease of access i would have to my wives and they would have to me is just so good. Just gotta send the daughter away visiting friends first.

>> No.34416856

>Monster wife angrily arguing with her husband
"Which will you choose, huh?!, Monster (Energy Drink) or monster (wife)?"

>> No.34416918

>>34416770
>Not having the daughter join in so she can learn from her mother(s)
It's like you want her to die a virgin.

>> No.34416919

>>34416856
drink Monster (Energy Drink) and then fuck monster (wife) into submission.

>> No.34416955

>>34416919
>She keeps attempting to give you disaproving looks during that because she wanted you to make a commitment for her, but now is unable to.

>> No.34416998

>>34416918
I'm sure she will find a nice boy eventually.

>> No.34417038

>>34416998
And what happens when she can't give that boy achieve sexual satori, huh? Crying. You want your daughter to cry?!

>> No.34417077

>>34417038
Well i am sure before than my wives could give her a few tips. Doubt they need me for that. Just a dildo would work surely?

>> No.34417164

>>34417077
It'll have to do. She won't get the response a real one could provide her, but something is better than nothing. You're going to make your daughter very happy one day when she gets her husbando and can properly display all of her love!

>> No.34417371
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rage shrooms would be a key energy drink ingredient

>> No.34417445

Gentlemen, a monster girl that is meme-degenerate with hand holding, missionary, etc, or real fetish degenerate?

>> No.34417462

>>34417445
Meme degenerate and her real degenerate sister.

>> No.34417487

>>34417462
Good man.
Its how I see my wives.

>> No.34417490

>>34417445
I dont understand the question.

>> No.34417532

>>34417490
Do you enjoy a monster girl that 'memes' being a degenerate that enjoys holding hands, sex in the missionary position with the lights on, and other such things or one that would be into stuff like seeing you cumflate her, exhibitionist sex, or bondage?

>> No.34417554

>>34416573
I want to help a younger demon practice making contracts
>"Onii-chan recieves: free reign over my body until morning, I recieve: hands-on sexual education"

>> No.34417567

>>34417532
Both. Especially if its in two girls.

>> No.34417609

>>34416422
>watching the Netflix Castlevania
Oh my god why would you watch that travesty?
>Also just as a thought. If there would ever be an MGE Carmilla. She might as well be a legit villain badguy
I mean yeah. A vampire race that needs humans to survive could very easily make actual farms in the long run or stuff like that. Twice as dangerous because in this case they are a species that actually prey on humanity. They likely also wouldn't be as affected by a succubus becoming a Demon Lord seeing as they are already beings that carry the allure of death to seduce and eat people too.

>> No.34417762

>>34417609
The allure of death means fuck all if the god of death just says no. Plus MGE vamps are connected to the DL so she would be able to resist it anyways.

>> No.34417842

>>34416546
I'm sorry, the demon hand sounds useful but I can't afford to become an amputee in this economy.

>> No.34417975

>>34417445
I want a chesh that likes sneedposting and maskposting. That trumps all other options

>> No.34417982
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good morning, dream of beeg girls

>> No.34417998

>>34417842
The hand stays attached, she just owns and controls it

>> No.34418017

>>34417975
So she calls you Chuck?

>> No.34418027

>>34413432
>"How about I tell you the tale of the Toa Metru? It's not like we're strapped for time."

>> No.34418029

>>34417982
I dream of an eel so seductive that she could convince me to live in a bog with her

>> No.34418043

>>34417982
Why dream of them when I can think about them during the day?

>> No.34418050

>>34417554
Make it to at least noon the next day for morning cuddles and a naked apron kitchen fuck and she's got a deal.

>> No.34418062

>>34418043
i do think of them, but today dreamt of me being used like a daki for one

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>>34417982
i have yet to dream of smoll girls

>> No.34418107
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Can half-elves exist without monsterizing?

>> No.34418114

I have had a few monster girl dreams, and they have all ended with getting a thighjob

>> No.34418130

>>34418114
ok thigh god

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>squelch

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Remember to offer a shota to the Ushi-Oni living nearby to keep her from attacking the village for a month.

>> No.34418152

>>34418141
>whole body is an erogenous zone
>just make her climax by kissing her all over
Shogs are pretty high tier.

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>> No.34418217

>>34418150
>for a month
More like - for good, until they breed and You'll get 4 new Ushi-Onis attacking the village.

>> No.34418219

>>34418107
The one half-elf in canon didn't count as a monster until she got turned into a werewolf. If anything it's the opposite, breeding an unmonsterized elf results in a half-elf and a monsterized elf gives full elf children.

>> No.34418235
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>>34418152
If you see an anon taking a particularly long time to take the spoon out of his mouth while eating lunch at work he may be a shog's husband

>> No.34418246

>>34418219
Yup, monsterized elves and dwarves give birth to full elf/dwarf daughters and when the DL makes Mamono give birth to incubi - they will give birth to full elf/dwarf incubi as well.

>> No.34418282
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>>34418219
So there's no real possibility of half-breeds to advertise my genes. Darn.

>> No.34418323

i wonder, how would bit be having a haku momster and you like making mistakes to see her close up

>> No.34418327

>>34418282
What are You talking about, every single one of Your kids have 50% of Your genome.

>> No.34418444

>will eat out to eat
>will penerate to get meat to eat
>will love for love
>just need a bed to bed

>> No.34418454
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>>34418327
The genes get rewritten through monsterization. Genes get overwritten in monster offspring. It's probably around 5-40% of your DNA that will remain intact and express itself in the offspring depending on species. With male offspring it might be the other way around with the female's genes being less intact.

>> No.34418464

>>34418323
I want a haku momster that sucks me off under the table when i try to study at home.

>> No.34418547

>>34418464
I want a cheshire momster that remote fucks me when she leaves and I do the chores she asked me to do.

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>>34411538

>> No.34418630
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Rub rub

>> No.34418649

>>34418454
Did KC said that? Can You give me the quote?

>> No.34418662

>>34418630
Fluffing your own tail is no different from masturbation

>> No.34418665

>>34418630
rubadubarub

>> No.34418677

>>34418027
Gets 'em every time.

>> No.34418694

>>34418604
I love the dead... often.

>> No.34418697
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34418697

fat dodo titties

>> No.34418716

>>34418697
are they endangered?

>> No.34418728

>>34418716
>>34418697
We have to save the dodos!
Breed them before they go extinct!

>> No.34418741

>>34418716
Extinct except in Wonderland.

>> No.34418765

>>34418728
would they get smarter because of this?

>> No.34418783

>>34418765
Are they just thicker jubjubs?

>> No.34418821

>>34418783
Quite the prospect, I'm sold.

>> No.34418824

Summerville Islands are neat when they have warm rainstorms.

Enough to stay comfy and still go out if you want.

>> No.34418831

>>34418649
It's the opposite. Daughters do take after their fathers besides the features at are common to all members of that breed. Personalities can be inherited also.
>人間と魔物との娘は、実は父親似になる傾向が強かったりします。種族が母親依存で父が平凡な顔立ちでも美人が生まれるので完全に母親似と思われがちですが、髪の色や肌の色、眼の色等々、他の形質は父親のものが現れる事が多いとか。デルエラさんも髪や目の色はリリムのそれだけど、性格はお父さん似!
>Daughters of humans and monsters actually tend to resemble their fathers. It is easy to think that a beautiful woman is born even if the race is dependent on the mother and the father has a mediocre face, but other traits such as hair color, skin color, eye color, etc. may appear from the father. There are many. Druella also has the same hair and eye color as Lilim, but her personality is similar to her father!
>とはいえ種族が同じで自分より美人なのもあるので、お父さんから見ると「母さんとうり二つだなあ」なんですが、お父さんの事が大好きなお母さんから見ると「目元がお父さんと同じで優しそう、笑った時の顔もそっくりね 」みたいな人間同士の夫婦にもありそうな会話になったりします
>However, there are some who are of the same race and are more beautiful than me, so from the perspective of my father, "I have two faces with my mother", but from the perspective of my mother who loves my father, "the eyes are the same as my father and look kind. The face when you laugh is just like that It becomes a conversation that is likely to be in a couple of human beings like
>デルエラは結構丁寧に準備や作戦を立てていたみたいなんですが、そちらの繊細さは母親譲りらしいので、強引だったり豪快だったり行動派なところが特に似ているらしいですね。
>It seems that Druella was quite careful in preparing and planning the strategy, but the delicacy of that seems to be inherited from her mother, so it seems that the aggressive, dynamic, and activist aspects are particularly similar.
>我々人間の目から見ると母親似が多く見えると思います。母親似の青い肌と鋭い美貌を持ったデーモンさんだけど目じりと笑った顔が父親にそっくり! とかそれこそ夫が大好きな嫁デーモンさんくらいにしかわからないので!
>From the human eye, I think we can see many mothers. A demon with blue skin and a sharp beauty that resembles his mother, but his laughing face looks just like his father! That's because only my husband's favorite daughter-in-law, Demon, can understand it!

>> No.34418847

>>34418783
they also speak Spanish and have dark skin as well

>> No.34418853

>>34418821
>Anon, why do you always talk about chicken breasts when you look at me?
>I'm not a chicken! I'm a dodo you silly.

>> No.34418870

>>34418824
when ya do, you see all the pretty amphibious monster girls and their bright and vivid colors in all their wet splendor

>> No.34418884

>>34418831
Hey wait, this doesn't say they only propagate ~5%, this says they only take after their mothers when it comes to monster part, and rest is just like with humans: 50-50. It's just that someone that doesn't have contact with this particular type of monsters may think they all look the same, because they vary from humans so much.

>> No.34418891

>>34418783
Thiccer and smarter.

>> No.34418904

>>34417609
>Oh my god why would you watch that travesty?
first two seasons were decent. Yknow, before they did bad things to alucard

>> No.34418913
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How would the SCP Foundation fare when dealing with Monstergirl Encyclopedia "anomalies? What convoluted, ridiculous and contrived McGuffins or plot devices and "containment procedures" would the foundation do to combat and contain MGE Elements and Demon Energy?

Jack Bright does a Fortnite Dance? Mobile Task Force Hammerdown uses forbidden weapons from their arsenal? O5-7 of the O5-Council goes on a Friday Night Funkin' style singing competition against numerous Lilims?

>> No.34418918

>>34418870
Yup
Fitstack Piranha Sahuagin, Mucus Toads of varying hues and venom types, Unagi Joro that are slithering up in very, very exposed tops.

>> No.34418937

I want a CC oni

>> No.34418939

>>34418891
Please, jubjubs aren't stupid, they have impressive amounts of brainpower.
They just use it to think about sex with hubby.

>> No.34418953

>>34418884
The 5% guy was pulling stuff out of his ass. I said it was the opposite of what he said.

>> No.34418986

>>34418918
incidentally, it's mating season for them when its the rainy season in Summerville islands

>> No.34419000

>>34418953
Oh sorry Anon, I focused on the green text much.

Anyway I wouldn't be oposed to have elf/dwarf sons. Dwarves are stout Chads with cool beards and big axes. Elves are magical and dignified.

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>>34418884
Well it's not certain how genes work. Some genes are more apparent that others. It's sometimes fun to speculate on how stuff works in settings even though the laws of nature don't really matter that much in a setting with magic.
Anyways don't want to avatarfag, so here's a elf from something that isn't from overrated trash.

>> No.34419024

>>34418986
Of course.
The ample rain means they can stay on land easier and also means that any of them wearing white cloth are going to be flirting with the rules about remaining clothed.

Not to mention that staying inside to remain dry means more time for 'quality time' and baby making.
Although those that don't mind getting wet can get a charm and follow their new wife into the undersea districts in the shallows around the islands.

>> No.34419048

>>34418050
>naked apron kitchen fuck with a loli demon
Alright the timeframe in that contract definitely needs changing

>> No.34419064
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34419064

You really want me to wear fishnets? Even during sex?

>> No.34419086
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>>34418697
Yaaay

>> No.34419094

>>34419064
yes

>> No.34419101
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>>34411538
Confess

>> No.34419146

>>34418831
Sounds like they can somehow control the genetics at will

>> No.34419169

>>34418904
I... actually agree.

>> No.34419186

>>34419146
Nah, it's just that they obviously can't inherit monster parts after a man.
Monster Girls being genetic engineers is a MGQ thing.

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34419196

The Danuki next door is selling lemonade! Will you stop by for a glass?

>> No.34419213

>>34419101
I fapped to a human doujin

>> No.34419215

>>34419024
I might have to take some of the white thin cloth wearing ones to the nudists beachs then.

>> No.34419216

>>34419196
I will ask if she has any grapes.

I am looking for an Apohpis.

>> No.34419227

>>34419196
will do, the kiddy needs some monies, I'll happily do it

>> No.34419228

>>34418831
My dragon daughter looks more like me than my wife!

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>>34419196
I know it's not lemonade, and it tastes bad, but I'm gonna buy and drink it anyways

>> No.34419247

>>34419215
>Its like being naked but not really.
And yes, you are allowed to engage in sex on the beach at the nudist ones.
And the normal ones but you have to go to one of the outcroppings or in one of the changing rooms there.

>> No.34419266

>>34419196
This must be a trick. I refuse to buy little Nuki's lemonade! till my conciousness makes me go back and buy 4 glasses.

>> No.34419275

>>34419247
why clothes coward, be free and be nude

>> No.34419286

>>34419228
>>34418831
Imagine what will mamono feel when they give birth to a boy and he'll have her hair, eyes, smile and so on. I am happy for them just thinking about it.

>> No.34419348

>>34419216
We don't sell grapes here we sell lemonade

>> No.34419358

>>34419275
Because sometimes near nudity is the best kind

>> No.34419362

>>34419227
>happy_nuki_noises.jpeg
>considering asking for all your mortal possessions

>> No.34419365
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34419365

>>34419196
Hold up, Yesterday she was selling Mamano Scout cookies, I am starting to think she is running a monopoly on treats.

>> No.34419368

>>34419196
Invest in tanukonade

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34419378

>>34411538

>> No.34419382

>>34419241
She's just not very good at making it anon! Her little nuki paws and the tall countertop make it hard to add the right amount of stuff! Also you forgot to put your boxers in the laundry for her to steal so she wasn't able to add in her secret ingredient cunny nectar

>> No.34419388

>>34419362
she ain't getting it caise, why do want a farmer, city gal?

>> No.34419398

>>34419266
>go back to buy 4 glasses
>cost went up
those damn greedy lolis

>> No.34419400

>>34419286
>your sons take more after your wife than you
>your daughters take more after you than your wife

>> No.34419414

>>34419365
Listen anon, it's a guy eat cunt world out there, you have to make money wherever you can.

>> No.34419427
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Reminder to always exercise with your wives

>> No.34419440

>>34419368
>invest in tanukonade
>tell the bros online to HOLD
>s-she's just having a rough month
>it's been cold, nobody wants lemonade
>it'll rebound bros
>while casually going to her stand and forfeiting all your money to the little danuki
>I just want to see her smile while she gingerly counts her money

>> No.34419449
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34419449

>>34419400
Such is life.

>> No.34419452

>>34419378
Those are some impressive sap sacks.


>>34419427
I do.
Cheshire-san just wants to laze at home while Jinko-san runs with me though.

>> No.34419479

>>34419382
I was implying it's piss

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34419484

>>34419414
She sold me 5 boxes of thin mints, sold me this story that it was to help her scout troop go on a field trip, she didn't go to any other houses, I am getting real suspicious of this racoon.

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34419500

If your delinquent senpai tells you to follow her around school, you follow her around school, even if it's behind the gym.

>> No.34419511

>>34419427
>Lifting with my huge mino wife
>Tell her I'm gonna be strong enough to lift her someday
>Always puts a smile on her face

>> No.34419519

>>34419479
Oh no she sells that too but she's more up front about it. She's insistent that you buy some today sir.

>> No.34419534

>>34419484
Nah it's just sextuplets or something, her sisters are very hard working I guess.

>> No.34419575
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I wish the best of motivation to friends who've been looking forward to this weekend to draw/write after a hard week.

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>>34419575
Thanks! Even if I'm not writing MG stuff that's nice to hear.
Maybe I should though. Something decidedly not lewd for pastebin reasons.

>> No.34419637

>>34419064
Especially during sex. In fact, do you have access to a body stocking? I wish to RIP AND TEAR.

>> No.34419657

>>34419427
Is sex a form of exercise? My wife says it is, but I'm not so sure.

>> No.34419689

>>34419657
yup

>> No.34419695
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FAT FUCKING SNAKE

>> No.34419702

>>34419575
I too wish motivation to others. THIS IS THE WEEK BROS, YOUR MASTERPIECE WILL COME TOGETHER

>> No.34419714

>>34419695
*fucking fat snake(s)

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>>34419695

>> No.34419821

>lockdown has made me constantly bored and horny
>know if I beat off I won't be on my a game for the next day or two
>too easily distracted to focus on constructive skills
>with monsters none of this would even be an issue
Portals can't come soon enough

>> No.34419825

>>34419811
Lamias are gonna think I'm into them but really I'm gonna be staring at every single lamia caboose for the simple reason of FINALLY FIGURING OUT HOW THEIR ASS LOOKS. I've seen so many artists attempt it!

>> No.34419852

>>34419821
>know if I beat off I won't be on my a game for the next day or two
What
Just jerk off and be done with it, it's like ten minutes of your day

>> No.34419853
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This creature is going to eat you for years and years

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>>34412530
Ask your vampire sister to teach you blood magic. That's a unique skill so even if you're bad at it you'll still be useful to a party

>> No.34419883

>>34419852
>it's like ten minutes of your day
>He doesn't train himself to last longer so he can please his wife

>> No.34419884

>>34419852
When I jerk off I feel off the next day, still fully functional of course It's just neurotic autism

>> No.34419963

>>34419857
What would having vampire sisters even be like? The transition period where monsters start to have human sons must be strange for prideful monsters as they suddenly go from lording over humans to having a baby boy. Only thing that would make a pregnant vampire more nervous than having a dhampir is having a son

>> No.34419998

>>34419963
She'd probably be super concerned/protectful of your fragile human body

>> No.34420060

>>34419998
>No, you only need to breastfeed him. He doesn't need blood
Vampire's fifth visit in a week to bother her lich doctor over her worries about her son

>> No.34420150

>>34419853
I would like to Sexercise with this shortstack succ.

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>>34411538

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>>34419853
No thanks. My wife does it better anyways

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>> No.34420190
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How do you stop waifus from fussing over you?

>> No.34420204

>>34420060
God I wish I had a momster to breastfeed me

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>>34420182

>> No.34420244

>>34420182
Crayon...

>> No.34420262

>>34420182
>For over six centuries I have been waiting for the one who would dare to summon me... I am... Monica
Demons are cool and confident until they have to explain to parents why they appeared in their six year old sons room and gave him a marriage contract

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>>34420190
Get her an occupation (that isn't You)

>> No.34420285

>>34420190
Fuss over her. Especially if she's a species that tends to be larger like lamias, perfect for scale cleanings

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>>34419963
>vampire sisters

>> No.34420313

>>34419101
I think having a monster wife and a human wife raised with monster ideals is a lot better than having 2 monster wives.

>> No.34420314

>>34420277
>Back from my shift at the Witch&Wizard Hat factory, time to rape my husband

>> No.34420357

>>34420190
I want my snekwife to do this to me. Looks very comfy, and I can repay her by helping her clean her fluffy tail

>> No.34420364

>>34419853
I will eat that creature for years and years, then.

>>34420313
You'd probably still end up with two monster wives, though.

>> No.34420375

Squish that chesh

>> No.34420391

>>34420277
>Manticore gets a job at McManti's at her husband's request
>Sad she can't tailpussy and cuddle with husband all day
>Partway though the first shift he comes stumbling in
>Venom withdrawals aren't anything to mess around with, better keep him here and dote on him while working

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>>34420375

>> No.34420476

>>34420204
Consider Holstaurs. Cows are naturally very motherly, and have been known to groom and feed animals other than their calves.

>> No.34420488

>>34420391
God I wish I had a doting Manticore wife.

>> No.34420495

>>34420391
I know that feel. I literally can not function if I'm not in contact with shoggy at all times.

>> No.34420497

>>34420476
I also require mommydom.

>> No.34420720

>>34420495
It just doesn't feel right to not be at least chewing on her slime as a sort of shog chewing gum at all times

>> No.34420736

>>34420314
Who's their number 1 customer? How do they turn a profit?

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>> No.34420761

>>34420744
I'm going to pull her tail while breeding those hips

>> No.34420763

>dreamed of a cute blonde girl roaming around the previous neighborhood I lived at
>she was rather petite, hug-carried a head-sized weird white leech monster that nobody at all found weird
>kept searching for her cousin, there were nightmarish monsters wherever she went, they tended to ignore most people but attacked her, the leech thing ate those nightmares in one bite, she thought this was lucky since her cousin had to be nearby
>finally meets cousin/me, dream changes PoV
>now I see her. She looks pretty normal and in her arms is a completely normal white baby seal. Kinda cute, when I pet it, it just lightly playfully bites me
>girl says she is my cousin from a countryside relative, came to live together
>whenever she speaks it’s like her mouth can’t keep up with her voice, as if she is a sockpuppet, the ground trembles, and when I blink I start seeing weird monster corpses for split-seconds
>it’s as if my mind has split at this point, I WANT to scream, my own body just nods and brings her back home with me with a smile.
I don’t know how this happened, I think I just had a lovecraftian dream and I’m sure I checked nothing of it yesterday. Hell I was playing Megaman, I should dream of automata girls at most. This is the first solid dream I keep the memory of in months. And there is something so oddly enticing about a monster relative.
Any games/manga with similar premises of a monster coming live together? I know of Ane Naru Mono but I’m more interested in a younger sister or same age person. Or at least the girl posing as one.

>> No.34420768

Which is the better elf flavor?
>Elves that think they're superior to humans and will go out of their way to bully/tease them
>Elves that think humans need to be cared for and will go out of their way to dote on them

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>> No.34420794

>>34420768
The latter, but with lots of bondage.

>> No.34420822

>>34420774
>your dick will be sucked and there's nothing you can do to stop her

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>>34420375
i only squish goat

>> No.34420841

>>34420768
Have one elf nation of each flavor, variety is always nice.
>Go to bar
>Have a 50/50 chance for the elf sitting next to you to either bully you for your choice of drink, or offer to pay for your drink if you sit on her lap and let her pet your head

>> No.34420861

>>34420768
Elves that think they're superior to humans so they take in human servants so that they can care for them

>> No.34420942

>>34420768
the former make great onaholes

>> No.34420949

>I am Sindera, Ash-bringer of the four tribes, despoiler of the forest of Shel'deran, hoard keeper of the Eye of Novera, She who has toppeled the great empire o-
>Mam, I'm sorry but the line is building up.
>.....I'll take the dark roast with extra cream.

>> No.34420970

>>34420949
>with extra cream
fuck not again, this job is going to kill me

>> No.34420972

>>34420949
>Pharaoh insists all her titles are written on the cup

>> No.34420989

>>34420768
Haughty elves are meant to be bullied

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Black cats are good luck, actually. Always lucky to see a cat.

>> No.34421029

>>34420970
>Mam, do you mean cream or 'cream'?
>I....wait you can get that here?


>>34420972
>Dwarf sighs and comes out from the back with a tiny, tiny pen.
>"'Go into etching' they said, 'all the holds need one' they said....Mam, are you a descendant from the west bank or east bank? I need to know which of the S symbols to use."

>> No.34421039
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34421039

Do evil girls make good wives?

>> No.34421046

>>34421000
Black cat is cute, I would give her lots of pets and a baby bump

>> No.34421048

>>34421039
Yes

>> No.34421064

>>34420744
I want to hug the blue one.

>> No.34421078

>>34421039
All good wives have a bit of evil in them, I guess a completely evil wife would be even better!

>> No.34421084

>>34420744
Maid Catfe

>> No.34421092

>>34421029
>The Pharaoh is pleased with the Dwarf's work
>And then asks for one with her husbands titles

>> No.34421124

>>34421092
>His name is Anonymous, Bane of Annoying Retainers, Master Craftsman of Pancakes, Vanquisher of Tears, Supreme Filler of Womb...

>> No.34421135

>>34421092
>Don't worry dear, he only has 10.
>Dwarf just forces a smile and takes another cup to start going.
>They're all titles about his tool and how excellent he is as a throne.
>Poor Uni at the cash-register is vibrating so much in embarrassment one thinks she's going to clip out of the store or something.

>> No.34421139

>>34421039
Ancient evils make excellent wives

>> No.34421145

>>34420744
YELLOW onis???

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>>34421039
If you can handle them hamming it up to incredible amounts, then yes.

>> No.34421177

>>34421135
>Poor Uni at the cash-register is vibrating so much in embarrassment one thinks she's going to clip out of the store or something.
She's just building up speed

>> No.34421182

>>34421145
They have resistance to electricity and a bonus to perception, hence the hairstyle.

>> No.34421187

>>34421124
>>34421135
Those poor baristas.

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>>34420736
>Who's their number 1 customer? How do they turn a profit?
Normally "Sabbath" would be the answer to both of these questions but in a world of magic you have a plethora of options
>Witches, Dark Mages, and Wizards
>monsters who want sexy witch costumes
>your mamano adventuring party won't let you go on a quest unless you put on a cute wizard hat so their rivals know they have a wizard boytoy in their party and they don't

>> No.34421210

>>34421187
You just have to master the illegible scribble.

>> No.34421230

>>34421189
But I'm the healer...

>> No.34421235

>>34421210
aw, lucky me, i have some of the shittiest handwriting that's the lords ever seen

>> No.34421261

>>34421230
"healer" is a very vague statement.

>> No.34421290

>>34420763
Saya no uta?

>> No.34421295

>>34419857
>>34420292
I bet vampire sisters would be very needy. Dhampir sisters however would probably take you out with them so you can run away together.

>> No.34421296

>>34421039
Evil girls are cringe

>> No.34421310

>>34421235
Well, their actual name has to be written well enough to read, the rest can be scrawl. Whoever makes the drink would mispronounce it all anyway; not even magic can fix that.

>>34421261
All that's important is that it means you'll be spending most of your time on your back.

>> No.34421324

>>34421230
They get a buff if you put on the outfit.

>> No.34421364

>>34421290
Noted! Gonna check once I beat the MGE demo

>> No.34421376

>>34420763
That was a nice read anon, sounds a little similar to some of my dreams in the past.
Having an obscure monster cousin just up and arrive at your house asking to temporarily live with you would be exciting and refreshing in a way, and a good start to a story. I wonder what having a large family is like. Maybe I'll find out some time after the DOTR.

>> No.34421379

>>34421310
Being a total pervert a healer could learn how to channel healing mana into saliva so that monstergirl party members have to kiss him or allow themselves to be licked when they get nicked or bruised

>> No.34421408

>>34414264
>masturbates daily
>leaves the evidence for the Kiki to clean up

>> No.34421412

>>34421092
>pharaoh comes in the week after
>new sign above the counter that reads 'signatures on coffee cups are limited to 24 words per patron, thank you - management'
>"Huh, wonder who that's for"

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>>34421230
A healslut is fine too.

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The bad thing about Jinkos is you cant handhold with them, their paws are too big, you can only finger hold.

>> No.34421459

>>34421189
sucks for most, I solo everything and just do it with the demon silver .600 nitro express revolver and .950jd rifle pa gave me when I turned of age. haven't needed a party from the very start. I do get weird looks when I enter dungeons solo tho, or the guild hall as well

>> No.34421487

>>34421424
This is why I'm going to be a tank.

>> No.34421511

>>34421487
yes, mana tank

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This but with monster girls

>> No.34421538

Healers are in danger when separated from their tanks. So they should ride on their tanks like Master Blaster.

>> No.34421539

>>34421511
When this term is applied to women I always imagine huge tits, so imagine the balls you'd need for that title as a man.

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>>34414270
I will never lose to a fox.

>> No.34421548

>>34421511
That's it, I'm eating the raging mushroom, we'll see who'll be a healslut after that.

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>>34421295
>Sisters are arguing about whether you'd rather sleep in a coffin or a tent in the backyard
>Mom chimes in and says why not move a coffin to the backyard so that they can have both
>When they start to protest vamp mom busts out the "If you don't agree anon is sleeping in his bed and neither of you are going to be allowed into his room"
>Neither sister is really happy but figure it's better than nothing

>> No.34421551

>>34421424
do i look like a heal slut to ya?

>> No.34421553

>>34421376
I feel like it’s a nice dynamic. With some awkward distance but close dependence. Kind of like step-siblings but with the addition of (You) having to teach/tour the girl around

>> No.34421558

>>34421511
Yes, the Mana Barrier spell soaks a lot of damage and is a great option for races with less Constitution but high spirit energy.

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>>34421538
Wtf no. Healers are totally trustworthy.

>> No.34421578

>>34421538
Healers need to stay away from tanks to mitigate splash damage.

>> No.34421580

>>34421459
>Runs into a single ethereal enemy
>Gets raped

>> No.34421585

>>34421549
>Ask if you get a say
>Get three immediate "no"s in unison
>Some things never change

>> No.34421600

>>34421580
This is why rods of magic missile are mandatory equipment.

>> No.34421605

>>34421580
almost did once, then loaded a holy bullet and sent 'em packin, now always carry 'em

>> No.34421610

>>34421408
>ask kiki to come into your room while you masturbate so that she can choose which doujin/video you're going to fap to
>thank her when she chooses and ask her politely to close the door when she leaves

>> No.34421632

>>34421610
>She directs you to a livestream of her masturbating to your picture while she calls your name

>> No.34421634

>>34421605
>Doesn't know that holy attacks no longer damage mamano because they aren't evil
This is what happens when you don't read the materials, you don't even deserve a ghost you get the level one slime

>> No.34421638

>>34421610
A Kiki cannot, with good conscience, allow their Master to do their own masturbation.

>> No.34421643

Is the cow in mge demo yet?

>> No.34421645

>>34421632
>*from a pre-chosen selection

>> No.34421691

>>34421634
why read, when you can learn from your mistakes and I just used a bullet that had holy magic, them nukis drive hard bargin but have the best attachments, hell whenever i was before the final boss room, they gave me a discount for all my ammo, and potions, damn near a copper coin for a crate of 50.000 bullets

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>>34421551

>> No.34421701

>>34421634
>be order paladin
>train all life to use holy magic
>try to use it on a mamono
>nothing happens
>realize You wasted all Your life learning useless skill that is literally obsolete
That must hurt as hell, no wonder they are all sad boys.

>> No.34421708

>>34421645
Yeah, the next room. Loudly.

>> No.34421717

>>34421701
Just surrender to the bogey and everything will be alright.

>> No.34421724

>>34421700
then make one then

>> No.34421733

>>34421701
If it's magic you could translate it to other kinds of magic, also it's not like there aren't still evil people around, just not as many as in our world

>> No.34421744

>>34421717
>dragon mocks a paladin who tries his best to defeat her, but does absolutely nothing.
>discouraged, he gives up on adventuring
>goes back into deep human realms and becomes a storage house bodyguard, wasting his life away in bumfuck nowhere
>she now has to find him and give him a fair rematch, so he regains his confidence
>it's either that or risking being cursed by Eros

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>>34411538

>> No.34422009

what is love? what does it mean to make love?

>> No.34422034

>>34421882
Cute, did You draw it, Anon?

>> No.34422080

>>34422009
Put penis inside wife.

>> No.34422113

>>34422080
what is "penis" and where is it located on me?

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>>34419695

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The power of smug

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>Hellshires
>Aggressively mischievious

>> No.34422243

>>34422199
cute foot

>> No.34422247

>>34422199
Xtreme facesitting, aggressive ass attacks, instant peneration

>> No.34422257

>>34422199
Pspspsps

>> No.34422336

i'm going into battle and i need your highest caliber rifle, tanuki mechant

>> No.34422355

>>34422336
You can't have my rifles traveler, they are too strong for You

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>Shop smart

>> No.34422373

>>34422355
I 'm going into battle and this dinky little 22 ain't gonna cut it, so I need your strongest rifle, tanuki merchant

>> No.34422375

Convert Hellhounds to Eros worship

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Kiihihihihi...

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>> No.34422416

>>34422257
That's a mating call anon you fool

>> No.34422430

what is the mating call of a wurm?

>> No.34422435

>>34422430
Breathing

>> No.34422455

>>34422430
Walking with rhythm, getting an ouchie, mild thirst, whatever that song ice cream trucks play is called...

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Mesugaki police is on patrol, you better have your license with you

>> No.34422476

>>34422457
why the fuck are they at my farm, I got away from civilization so I don't pay my taxes

>> No.34422489

>Automaton's plastic outer body-shell yellows from oxidation

>> No.34422534

>>34422476
>I don't pay my taxes
Aha! Can't escape the long arm of the law. Especially when bratty Tanuki are available.

>> No.34422545

>>34422384
Milk snek...

>> No.34422546

>>34422457
Oh no I left my license to be single at home

>> No.34422580

>>34422534
screw taxes, just need to dig as fast as I can. i was raised in a wurm houshould. i can dig fast enough to outpace most wurms

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>>34422457
fuck the police

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>>34422657
>>34422457

>> No.34422680

>>34422457
She doesn’t have the jurisdiction!

>> No.34422743
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>>34421744
>Dragon who hasn't held more than a two sentence conversation in 500 years has to console man she defeated while he lives a normal life
That's very cute

>> No.34422767
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34422767

>Jiiiiii~

>> No.34422787

>>34422680
If she can't rape you as a cop, then she will rape you as a rapist.

>> No.34422805

>>34422767
ya want some? then come and have an apple

>> No.34422811

>>34422767
Soldier Beetle’s are good girls who deserve hugs, headpats, and all the fruits they can eat!

>> No.34422842

>>34421039
Yes, so long as you're willing to deal with their decidedly not evil side.

>> No.34422867 [DELETED] 

>>34422672
Fuck off with Your NTR back to
>>/trash/

>> No.34422882
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34422882

>>34422867
It went both ways. When you have a harem of EVIL monster girls, of course they will try one-up each other whenever they can.

>> No.34422883

>>34422672
Fuck off with Your NTR shit

>> No.34422909

>>34422867
>>34422883
did you delete your post because you didn't link /trash/ right?

>> No.34422926

>>34422909
Yes, now go there and take Your NTR with You.

>> No.34422933

>>34422926
I'm not that guy.

>> No.34422945

it has started again

>> No.34422955
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34422955

>>34411538

>> No.34422970
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>>34422945
it?

>> No.34422971

>>34422945
Happy Saturday Anon.

>> No.34422987

>>34422971
why tho m8? do these fags have a schedule they have to keep?

>> No.34423003
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34423003

>Sitting comfy trying to enjoy a burg and fries
>Portals recently opened and all manner of creatures are crossing over
>Go to take a bite of your burg and see this
Is your day ruined or just getting better?

>> No.34423012

>>34423003
My burger...

>> No.34423013

>>34423003
>Ey lady, get yer own börgar
Sex and marriage is nice, but not even a monster girl can stand between me and my food.

>> No.34423026
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34423026

>>34423003

>> No.34423028

>>34423003
my burger is ruined and i'll shall leave it for her, while I go home to make eggs, beans, and rice

>> No.34423036

>>34423003
she's going to learn that if she fucks with my burger, I take it out on her buns

>> No.34423041

>>34423003
>she finishes my burger and asks if I have any more
>buy nineteen more on the spot and watch her smug face fall
Much, much better.

>> No.34423044

>>34423003
If you let the werewolf suck you off while you eat, you don't have to worry about her going after your burgers.

>> No.34423050

>>34423041
>You have to eat ALL the burgers

>> No.34423059

>>34423003
Unbelievably dissapointed it was my goddamn meal.

>> No.34423086

>massive mommy milkers

>> No.34423093

>>34423086
had an idea for a quick pic of wurm tits

>> No.34423160

Men belong in Dorome mud

>> No.34423195
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34423195

>I like it
>That pleased look of your's
>Show me plenty more like that
>Hehehe

>> No.34423252
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34423252

how did she even get there?

>> No.34423266

>>34423252
Husband yeeted her up there after she made the fifteenth goat joke in a row.

>> No.34423277

>>34423252
hubby scared her

>> No.34423278

>>34423195
My heart beats faster when Gazer-chan is looking at me...
I want her to look at me more and more.

Anyone else?

>> No.34423280

>>34422137
Would loli grapesnakes be mesugakis or good girls? Would lamiass fuck either way

>> No.34423284

>>34422842
Are we talking about the part that likes puppies and pink or the part that lays around all day in sweats?

>> No.34423295
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34423295

>>34423284
Mix and match, some have an incredibly private collection of sweet and cuddly things. and other, as you've said, are just lazy fatasses off the evil clock.

>> No.34423332

First person, second person, third person for stories? Can't decide, want to write long thing with a zombie

>> No.34423337

>>34423013
This guy gets it. Of course, that's part of what makes me such a prickly fuck I'd be hard to approach even after the portals open...

>>34423195
>"If you want to see me pleased, all you have to do is stay with me forever."
Hear that? That is the sound of heart pupils and a waterfall.

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34423341

>>34423295
f-fuck

>> No.34423354

>>34423086
Speaking of the current flavor of the month is some tall big tittied vampire from resident evil (apperently they have vampires now?)
What are you thoughts on that?

>> No.34423357
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34423357

Drumia.

Get it? Because it's funny right?

>> No.34423362
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34423362

>> No.34423363

>>34423332
They all work. I tend to go third for general purpose since it allows you to swap perspectives more easily or have an all-knowing narrator most easily, but first is also really natural for me depending on how I'm interacting with the story as a writer. Second is usually reserved for greentext rather than prose, though.

>> No.34423365

>>34423354
Anon I think it's been longer than just a month.

>> No.34423382

>>34423362
Link to uncensored?

>> No.34423388

>>34423354
Err could have a better face, though a great body.
It's probably be gonna some sort of virus infection vampire that exists since Dracula's time or something like that. Everything in Resident Evil is virus or parasytes or viral parasytes.

>> No.34423396

>>34423382
https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1386059003671851008

>> No.34423397
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34423397

>>34411538

>> No.34423422
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34423422

>>34423365
if it lasts more than 4 hours you need to see a doctor, they'll help you out

>> No.34423435

>>34423363
Yeah I'll probably go third. Does TFT get hits from here, or should I be posting it elsewhere?

>> No.34423436
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>>34422672
>>34422882
Tamamo will always be inferior gacha fox.

>> No.34423454 [SPOILER] 
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34423454

This is how you're supposed to treat them. Don't let their beguiling charms get to you. Show them who's boss, just like this

>> No.34423504

>>34423332
I'd go third or second.
Generally find that first person doesn't work for me.
Think the only first person story I liked was like Gotrek&Felix or something.

>> No.34423511

>no Ouroboros snake girl who eats her own pussy regularly
>no Amphisbaena double snake girl

>> No.34423517

>>34423397
If she wants bigger nutrient dispensers I can just buy her some

>> No.34423546

After a long, tiring day of napping, the mino likes to indulge in a long, deep sleep, preferably with hubby locked in her arms.

>> No.34423548

>>34423435
You can post links to wherever, but it looks like the Anubis aggregator STILL only scrapes pastebin links, but PB is being bitch about anything not SFW of late if memory serves.

>> No.34423555

when sons are able to made by monster girl human couples, who do think would be one to scare the girl they bring

>> No.34423567

>>34423546
lazy, no wonder they tend to get fat when in the city

>> No.34423608

>>34421701
>Not picking up the Zealous Fanaticism skill so that your holy magic can damage any creature outside your faith
It's like you WANT the monsters to win

>> No.34423609

>>34423567
It's kind of a miracle they're not fat everywhere, but I guess abs are made 8n the kitchen and it's usually hard to eat when you're sleeping, so...

>> No.34423641

>>34423609
true, then just means their bodies have a higher body temperate which means warm hugs in the winter

>> No.34423651

>>34423548
It scrapes AO3 links too, unless its busted

>> No.34423696

>>34423422
>Go to Sabbath clinic to get a wellness check
>Get told that my preference towards mature women is an illness that needs immediate treatment
>Locked in a room with one of the nurses and forced to cuddle for 3 hours
I think I'll just go to the big tiddy Lich apothecary next time.

>> No.34423708
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34423708

>>34423696
but it is an illness, why else would the strongest monster have the smallest chest

>> No.34423728

>>34423708
they are a favorite of the author, anon~

>> No.34423740

>>34423696
Clearly the treatment wasn't effective if you're still considering the lich over the clinic.

>> No.34423744

>>34423696
>Go to big titty lich
>Get the usual prescription for whatever ails you: suicide
Dr. Horsepussy should be your primary care doctor.

>> No.34423747

>>34423708
Because KC might be a father to the MGE girls, but he's a very biased dad!

>> No.34423748

>>34423728
i know that he has a good taste

>> No.34423767

>>34423696
remember to ask for the milf bringer
>>34423744
if I must die I want die balls deep in her while she suffocates me with her tits

>> No.34423806

>>34423740
A bit of cuddles isn't going to change my tastes, especially when my ideal monster wife is a big and mature snake girl.
>>34423744
I've considered what unlife would be like as an undead incubus, but I think I'll leave that for a later date. Dr. Horsepussy it is, then.

>> No.34423838

All this talk about monster doctors make me want to have a kiki maid that dresses up in a nurse's outfit whenever I'm sick.

>> No.34423859

Imagine a Kuroferuru Cheshire.

>> No.34423860

monster cocktor, she checks your dick and penlie functions and is given to you at birth by the republic

>> No.34423875
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34423875

>Trouble sleeping?
>Need me to read you a bedtime story?
>Lay down....human...

>> No.34423912
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>>34423875
>Trouble sleeping?
>You'll be begging to sleep by the time I'm done with you

>> No.34423911

>>34423875
Think about how much you could get done with a Gazer researching ten books at once for you.

>> No.34423926

Need a badger girlfriend to take out her UNRELENTING SEXUAL AGGRESSION on me. Bonus points for a coyote friend who keeps pushing us into compromising positions only to get caught in the crossfire.

>> No.34423929

how does one make a wurm embarrassed and blush?

>> No.34423933

>>34423912
I'm begging to sleep now, just claw my shit up.

>> No.34423935

Baphos are better than wurms

>> No.34423937
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34423937

>>34423911
Why do you think love h—
Why do you think I love working for her so much?

>> No.34423947

Which is more important for a guardian angel: A nice pair of boobs or a nice butt?

>> No.34423951

>>34423947
A nice personality.

>> No.34423960
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34423960

Not enough pew pew pew in Gazer images.

>> No.34423965

>>34423947
Eyes

>> No.34423979

>>34423935
Anything is better than spam.

>> No.34423978

>>34423935
no, loli gote is baaada

>> No.34423990

>>34423947
Wings. I want to hug her and be completely wrapped up in warm, soft feathers.

>> No.34423992

How would automaton or living doll react to hearing the story of pinocchio ?

>> No.34423995

>>34423979
sadly this

>> No.34423997

>>34423838
>Catch the JubJub Flu, which other then the regular symptoms also gives you a huge erection and increased semen production.
>Kiki maid diligently offers to help you with bedrest, meals, and draining you dry.

>> No.34423999

>>34423859
Imagine a Momonika Hellhound.

>> No.34424014

>>34423978
loli baaabaaa is the best

>> No.34424019

>>34423997
>Kiki manages to be somehow both businesslike and loving in her draining.

>> No.34424027

>>34423708
Actually that makes me wonder who has the better feeling pussy, Baphos or Manticore pussy specifically tailored to your dick

>> No.34424030

>>34423992
Anger at that little shit for not appreciating everything Geppetto did for him.

>> No.34424042

>>34423997
>Kiki maid had bought Wonderland Muffins a week ago, despite her insistence on always baking all pastries and breads herself.

>> No.34424045

>>34423947
The answer is actually wide hips.

>>34424019
Businesslike and loving
I've read enough maid doujins to know exactly how that works and I love it.

>> No.34424058

>>34424042
>Wonderland Muffins
What do they do?

>> No.34424063

>>34423979
This.

>> No.34424064

>>34423997
Kiki chan what was that last part you said it kinda fast

>> No.34424094

>>34424045
This is the correct answer.
Wide breeding hips are a must.

>> No.34424101
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>>34423997
Gimme this and I'll be fine

>> No.34424160
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34424160

Sure are a lot of monsterfucking sinners in this thread

>> No.34424161

>>34424058
>Wonderland Muffins
>Come sealed in a pack of six, or as a random assortment.
>Make your pp big
>Turn you into shota
>Give you JubJub flu
>Let you keep going all night.
>Make you more relaxed and gives you the munchies.
>Is just a cat butt.

>> No.34424165

>>34424019
>"Kiki, are you sure you're okay with looking after me like this? The doctor said I have to release at least three gallons ever few hours."
>kiki just flashes her regular professional smile while stroking her swollen stomach
>""Nonsense, master. This is simply another one of my maid duties."
>you don't hear her whisper to herself about how she looks forward to being even busier in a few months

>> No.34424174

>>34423992
https://youtu.be/OqMyH7vhbJs

>> No.34424183

>>34424160
Angels are literally just floaty humans change my mind

>> No.34424186
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34424186

Been digging through my files for wight stuff I've gotten and failed to organize or post.

>> No.34424193

>>34424160
Not enough, if you ask me. We need more people so we can meme portals into existence.

>> No.34424203

>>34424174
>off topic post

>> No.34424207

>>34424160
Raise thy weapons on this day Ye shall not die alone
Fight and die let valkyries fly for they shall take thee home

>> No.34424219

>>34424160
but it feels too good to be a sin, why did god make monster pussy so good?

>> No.34424224

>>34424058
They name you regular

>> No.34424230

>>34424160
I'm marrying my monster waifu and there is nothing the angels can do to stop me!

>> No.34424247

>>34424161
Sound fun, I'd love to try them.
>>34424165
>Kiki is extremely well trained and can drain your balls at least 100 different ways
>For some reason using her pussy is her favorite.

>> No.34424308

Go to sleep

>> No.34424323

>>34424308
nah, m8

>> No.34424331
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34424331

>>34424308
only if i get cute goat

>> No.34424333

>>34424019
>Kiki brings you your medicine and drink.
>Strips off your underwear as you take them.
>Tuts about you can't have a big thing leaking all over the place and she will deal with it.
>Takes it in her mouth and goes a third of the way in on her first gulp, sliding deeper and deeper each time.
>When she reaches your base she looks you right in the eyes as you cum.
>Not a single drop escapes her mouth as your orgasm goes on and on.
>When it finally ends, she pulls herself off and swallows the rest, telling you she'll be back in an hour.

>> No.34424339

>>34424308
It's not bedtime, go away weresheep.

>> No.34424346

>>34424160
I want to make babies with a cute angel who guilts me all the time

>> No.34424351

>>34424308
Shoo shoo nightmare

>> No.34424355

>>34424186
Monster butts are nuts

>> No.34424356

>>34424308
Only if you let me sleep with my penis inside of your butthole, weresheep.

>> No.34424359
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>>34424160
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hONGgXfblLY

>> No.34424370

>>34424333
And then you turn on the puppy dog eyes and tell her you don't think you're empty.

>> No.34424382
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>>34424339
The weresheep are not so easily deterred

>> No.34424389

>>34424359
>that pic
What snack does everyone's waifu like best? Mine enjoys grapes!

>> No.34424390

pb all over, nude running through rape alley, how long do i last?

>> No.34424395

>>34424359
Silly Doggo, just use your hands.

>>34424382
Beef sheep are not to be denied.

>> No.34424399

>>34424308
have sketch of wife to do

>> No.34424416

>>34424389
bacon burger, fries and a soda

>> No.34424428

>>34424389
lamb chops are her favourite snack

>> No.34424431
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34424431

>>34424389
pocky!

>> No.34424437

>>34424416
That's a full meal. She must be a big girl.

>> No.34424443

>>34424382
You won't intimidate me with that halberd sleepsheep, I know you are too low level to meet the stat requirements.

>> No.34424446

>>34424437
that she is

>> No.34424458

>>34424389
Bowl of sugary cereal for one
Yogurt for the other.

>> No.34424459

>>34424437
for you

>> No.34424466
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34424466

>>34424160
You are not a dark valkyrie, begone!

>> No.34424475

>>34424389
Eggs.

>> No.34424476
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34424476

>>34424395
I don't mind opening the jar.

>> No.34424512

>>34424476
Monster tongues belong in their husband's mouth, especially if they're extra long or extra wet.

>> No.34424533

>>34424389
My...you know...

>> No.34424559

>>34424533
my tralala

>> No.34424591
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34424591

did another sketch of the wife

>> No.34424594
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>>34424443
Another anon caught looking at the stats for 'weresheep' instead of 'wereram'

>> No.34424606

>>34424591
I can't fucking understand what you wrote anon. What is this chickenscratch?

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>> No.34424619

>>34424606
i got fucked by catholic school making me write script but it says "still can't believe he likes a viejita like me"

>> No.34424624

>>34421145
Red and blue onis are the most common in folklore but there are others. I know there's black and yellow ones not sure if there's any others.

>> No.34424627

>>34424606
"Still can't believe he likes a Vegeta like me."

>> No.34424640

>>34424614
>See something you like?
>Yeah, you do.

>> No.34424642

>>34424591
Always like seeing dedication like this.

>> No.34424652

>>34424627
fuck me, that made me kek, but see>>34424619

>> No.34424673

>>34424642
thx m8

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>> No.34424694
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>>34424512
I want to lose to long fox tongue.

>> No.34424709

>>34424594
What's the difference? The names are basically the same, that must mean the stats are the same too.

>> No.34424717

>>34424694
There's victory in that defeat.

>> No.34424794

>>34424476
>Anon, by opening this peanut butter jar you have earned the loyalty of this hellhound and her sisters.

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>> No.34424804

>>34424796
stop being smug
STOP BEING SMUG

>> No.34424816

>>34424804
ya can't stop the smug, ya hafta join 'em

>> No.34424817

>>34424804
The longer the wight remains in her mansion, the smugger she becomes.

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>> No.34424844

>>34424389
Pretzels!

>> No.34424853
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>>34424842

>> No.34424855

>>34424842
adorable and think of how she tries to hide the fact that she ain't human

>> No.34424878

>>34423875
Your son has a name, you know.

>> No.34424910
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34424910

>>34424842
>>34424853
Cute

>> No.34424947

Oh no, you've been captured by a bunch of villagers. Turns out there is a powerful, fearsome dire monster nearby and they want to offer you as a sacrifice to appease her.
Roll to see what kind of monster it is: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>> No.34424952

>>34424853
I want to feed and pamper a Medusa’s snake hair

>> No.34424954

>>34424842
>>34424853
>>34424910
Kind of hard to date a girl when your dick is 100% rock-hard whenever you make eye contact.

>> No.34424974

>>34424947
>Barometz
I'm not sure how a dire version works.

>> No.34424978

>>34424947
>Sylph
i'm getting fucked by big gusts of wind, this evening it seems

>> No.34424983

>>34424947
>Dire Genie
Is she going to be flattered if I comment on the size of her lamp?

>> No.34424991

ok everyone back to work.

>> No.34424994

>>34424974
Extremely buff fruit sheep

>> No.34425003

>>34424947
>Karakasa-Obake
Kusoke. I don't want to be sacrificed to a shitty umbrella!

>> No.34425006
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>>34424978

>> No.34425012

>>34425006
Upgraded

Undine is still the best, though

>> No.34425019
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>>34425003
Rude.

>> No.34425023

>>34424947
seems like the beeg coof tonight

>> No.34425035

>>34425006
not bad

>> No.34425036
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>> No.34425039
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>>34424842
I wonder if Medusa and Gazer get along. Would they be rivals?

>> No.34425044

>>34424947
>species index
well i choose dragon zombie

>> No.34425068

>>34424947
>>34425044
>dragon zombie
hey i was thrown to one as well

>> No.34425094

>>34425019
I do NOT want to get licked by a giant ugly tongue. Hard pass. No amount of sex will let me get past that. Gross. Gross MG!

>> No.34425101

>>34424954
It's only hard if she doesn't understand why or judges you for it for some dumb reason. Just wear loose pants and you'll be fine. Plus, you can last as long as you want since you can't go soft. Sounds nice.

>> No.34425108

>>34423997
kiki with jubjub flu intrigues me a lot more.
I haven't quite figured out the middle bits but it definitely ends with her judo throwing me onto the mattress and mounting me.

>> No.34425114

If she's not a worm, she's a thot!

>> No.34425115

Just ordered the chef's special at McBigStrong's, what's in store for me?

>> No.34425128

>>34425115
the chefs fat meaty ass on platter

>> No.34425130
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Only a good boyfriend appreciates your girlfriend’s battle axes

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>>34425130
my wife does use such antiquated things, she a modern gal

>> No.34425160

>>34418697
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89356911

>> No.34425168

>>34425114
Sandworms are the most dedicated waifus. Prove me wrong.

>> No.34425178

>>34425128
Do they at least give me a fork?

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>>34425168
It's one of the many reasons why I love them so much!

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>> No.34425208

>>34425178
god gave ya a mouth,right. time to put 'em work and eat her ass like the burgers ya like to munch on.

>> No.34425223

>>34425199
Cute

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>> No.34425469

>>34425415
Cuckolds lurk around every corner

>> No.34425519
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>>34425469
We must be vigilant.

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>>34425044
>>34425068
Bye bye to your hips

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>> No.34425636

>>34425044
>>34425068
>Anon and his friend Anon get sacrificed
>Presume the locals are so afraid of the Dire DZombie that they send 2 guys just in case she doesn't like one
>The two are shocked when faced with twin Dire DZombies

>> No.34425652

>>34425550
>undead girls have to pre-heat their pussies for their men

>> No.34425662

>>34424947
>Umi-Osho
Oh no, the eighth Colossus.

>> No.34425676

>>34425652
KEK

>> No.34425694

>>34425550
what game is this?

>> No.34425715

>>34425694
Black Souls 2.

>> No.34425718

>>34425662
>the Sage speaks
Please give us your wisdom.

>> No.34425736

>>34425652
>Oh yeah I'm going to rail you so hard baby
>One sec
>Puts thermometer in pussy
>10 minutes later
>BEEEEP
>Alright let's get this show on the road

>> No.34425737

>>34425715
do i need to play the first or am I good entering into the second one?

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>> No.34425776

>>34425736
and that's why you don't fuck a corpse, kids

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>>34425776
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

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>>34425776
You're not my dad, you can't tell me who to fuck!

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>>34425737
Yeah, you need. the lore of the game is absurdly big, you wouldn't understand most of the things nor recognize the returning characters.
Jabberwocky in particular already stays in an area that references the previous game and tends to reveal way more than she should

>> No.34425831

>>34425822
ok where can i get it?

>> No.34425833

>>34425776
You're my wife, and you're a corpse, dear.

>> No.34425843

>>34424947
>Otohime
I don't want to go to Party City!

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>>34418697
>>34419086
>>34425160
>dodo posting in /mgt/
I didn't know there were so many of us here.

>> No.34425860

>>34425812
ah, i see that you are very "special", son

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>>34425652
>implying an essential part of fucking undead and ice girls isn't stuffing cold holes, causing her intense pleasure from warming up

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>>34425831
https://pastebin.com/CsFzvUwY
Good luck. There are people that managed to beat the entire game at level 1. If you are familiar with Dark Souls, you will be fine in this game.

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>>34425849
Based

>> No.34425900

>>34425869
>https://pastebin.com/CsFzvUwY
well, it will be something to keep my head away from drawing when I don't feel like it

>> No.34425927

>>34425869
I remember playing red riding woods first and having no fucking clue what was happening aside from "man can everyone stop putting their dick in me?"

>> No.34425928

>>34423422
I actually did get priapism once,
that shit is not fun at all.

>> No.34425929

>>34424947
>Dire Nurarihyon
Oh fuck

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>>34425776
I love the dead. Frequently.

>> No.34425947

>>34424947
why do they fear a big sea slug?

>> No.34425948

>>34424947
>Dire Redcap
Guess I'll die.

>> No.34425952

>>34425831
Disclaimers and words of warning:
You will run into fucked up/dark scenes although a lot can be avoided
You will likely fail your first run with an incomplete ending, this is normal. Do a run or two before looking up guides because failing can also show things you would miss in a perfect run
Red hood's game is best played after BS1 for context, however with a very big disclaimer there's beast content since fem protag.
Also BS1 is fairly bare bones compared to the experience 2 gives but it's highly necessary, make sure you get all end endings in each game before moving on. Warnings aside it's got some very nice monster girls.

>> No.34425967

>>34425943
ya like the cold pussy, then m8. why not living

>> No.34425994

>>34425952
ok, just won't play the ridin hood one then

>> No.34426005

>>34425927
Red Riding Woods is the first game but way too much of a prototype compared to the rest. It's normally recommended to play 2nd because you understand more of Red and the locations return in BS2, as well as the Chaos Dungeon finally exposing what it was one of the first experiments of warping fairy tales
But you really won't make any sense of it if you play it first ironically.

>> No.34426023

>>34424947
>Dire Valkyrie
Why would they want to sacrifice me to her? Does nobody want to be a hero these days?

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Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.34426034

>>34425967
Fuck living girl
>”My legs hurt”
>”Don’t cum in my hair”
>”Are you close to cumming yet?”
>”Can you finish by yourself? I’m tired”
>”sorry I have a headache”
>”Don’t cum inside I forgot to take my pill”
Fuck a zombie
>”Waaarrrmmm~”

>> No.34426046

>>34424947
>dire phantom
gonna make Shakespearean puns about her fat ghost ass

>> No.34426047
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>>34425994
Additional tips to his: you can equip 4 rings
The basement in the forest, south of it is the blacksmith, I kind of learned that halfway through the game and would have helped so much
If you die, I don't recommend reloading straight away. Some deaths kiiiind of have impact in the progression, so at least try to go back and gather your lost souls, to see if something changed in the boss room
Ooh ooh! All weapons are good, but their additional powers are unlocked via refining them.

>> No.34426052

>>34424947
>dire lilim
How quickly do I mindbreak?

>> No.34426058

>>34426047
ok

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>>34426052
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_time

>> No.34426077

>>34426034
i meant monster girls m8, not those "things"

>> No.34426090

>>34424947
>dire jianshi
I always did want to learn how to make zombie dog soup

>> No.34426092

>>34424619
That like looks like "livce" or "livee" but aside from the non English word it just looks like you might have shit motor control, so may not be much of a problem. I should know, I have absolutely dogshit fine and gross motor control.

>> No.34426101

>>34426092
might be

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>> No.34426166

>>34424947
>Dire Houri
What, do the villagers not like her blasting "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis or something?

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Never push a lamia to peak yandere. Unless that is, you intend to spend copious amounts of time in her serpentine stomach.

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>> No.34426215

>>34424947
>the type index
may god give my pelvis extra strength and fortify its structure to the limit cause I am not gonna be able to walk for a quite a time if not

>> No.34426229

>>34424947
humans are the real monsters

>> No.34426239

>>34424947
>Dire Wight
oh no. Oh no. OH NO.

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Office cow.

>> No.34426251

>>34426239
oh yeah, get to loving that corpse, boy

>> No.34426267

>>34424947
Dire Black Harpy? Alright, sure, as long as that one anon's hooker fetish Black Harpy isn't the same as mine.

>> No.34426275

>>34426184
All I did was buy cookies from those girl scouts why is that such a problem?

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>>34426239

>> No.34426282

>>34426267
Even worse, Anon. She's that snooker fetish Black Harpy.

>> No.34426284

>>34424947
>dire trumpart
I'm lucky I'm already compatible with wonderland or I'd be in big trouble.

>> No.34426295

>>34426278
Wight, griffon, demon, familiar, tsurara. So many thighs, so little time.

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>> No.34426344

>>34422672
Fox v dragon

>> No.34426346

>>34426282
Snooker?

>> No.34426353
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Impregnate vampires.

>> No.34426375

>>34426344
>fox
>you can find in any patch of grass of a backwater country
>dragon
>majestic mythical magical beings
It isn't even a competition. You are already in a miraculous setting. Only a moron would pick a fox over a dragon.

>> No.34426387

>>34426346
Fancy British pool. The kind played with pool sticks on a pool table, not a water-filled pool.

>> No.34426391

>>34426375
then i am retard who chose a good humble wurm

>> No.34426392

>>34424947
>Matango
Nope
Nope fuck this anything but a matango
Ill bash my head onto the cage walls or snap my neck before a matango takes me, at least i'm gonna make the closest Will o' the Wisp very happy

>> No.34426409

>>34426375
There's been a lot of dragon inflation since dragonia and that's a good thing.

>> No.34426425

>>34426409
DUMP EET

>> No.34426431

>>34424947
>Dire Ushi
There will be nothing left of my pelvis, not even a memory, it will be so broken people will have denied it ever existed
I am surprisingly okay with this

>> No.34426435

>>34426409
Inflation, you say?

>> No.34426440

>>34426425
the economic kind.

>> No.34426445

>>34422457
Need a Kamen Rider Kuuga Fox

>> No.34426478

Wanna be shot out of a cannon into a horde of very horny monster girls, anyone else feel like this?

>> No.34426512
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>>34426478
We could just drop you into a crypt full of violent ghouls

>> No.34426520

>>34426512
Yes, please.

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>>34426375
Based.

>> No.34426535

>>34426512
nah, i wanna fly before i meet my pelvic demise, make 'em extra desperate spinsters as well

>> No.34426541

>>34426387
I know what pool is, just didn't know about that.
Wonder how she plays though....

>> No.34426555
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>>34426520
Are you sure about that?
For days all you're gonna feel are warm, slimy, ghoul tongues licking your body; their soft lips kissing you. All you'll be breathing in is their hot, heavy breath mixed with their musk. Groans and moans will be all that you hear.

>> No.34426562

>>34426478
I do adore that random packs of horny monsters is a thing, as mentioned in the nightgaunt profile.

>> No.34426567

>>34426555
>hot, heavy breath
I signed up for ghouls, not cosplayers. Give me the chill of the grave!

>> No.34426578

>>34426562
>In the forest it's a pack of horny werewolves
>In the city it's a succubus gang's girl's night out

>> No.34426582

>>34426567
MGE undead are warm to the touch, not cold

>> No.34426589

>>34426582
What's the fucking point, then?

>> No.34426593

i want dig holes and live unngaground

>> No.34426596

>>34426431
What's worse: Dire Ushi or Ushi Lilim?

>> No.34426597

How do you appeal yourself to a Shirohebi? Just be around some and hope one likes you for some reason?

>> No.34426603

>>34426589
You ever stick you dick in a cold body?
I can assure you it's not arousing and doesn't even feel good. Warm and hot bodies though, that's the ticket for orgasm. Heat and pressure are what make the peen go blasto!

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>>34426593

>> No.34426613

>>34424947
>Dire Holst
MILK CANNON

>> No.34426614

>>34426603
>t. actual IRL necro

>> No.34426620

>>34426603
Maybe to YOU. Some of us like the cold. MGE is supposed to be wish fulfillment, and by god, I am going to get my wish fulfilled by a cold, cuttable undead waifu.

>> No.34426622

>>34426610
no, but would probaly buddies with one

>> No.34426635

>>34426582
But they've been mentioned multiple times to feel cold while not having sex.

>> No.34426642

Big, busty centaurs pinning would-be heroes against walls.

>> No.34426644
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>>34426620
>cuttable

>> No.34426645

>>34426620
Well, at least stick your dick in a cold body first before you commit to a decision

>> No.34426647

>>34426614
If he was a necro, he'd be extolling the virtues of cold pussy.

>> No.34426651

>>34426603
Demon energy is the cure for what ails you. It can make a cold pussy feel better than a warm pussy, and a warm pussy even better than that. I'll even give you deal, you can a have a free lifetime supply of demon energy with a purchase of any one of our monster waifus. This deal is exclusive to Danuki's Discount Dating services.

>> No.34426666

For me it's warming in a bed during a cold day it snows outside.

>> No.34426671

>>34426597
Work part time at the shrine. You won't have to wait long.

>> No.34426680

can one find love diggin underground for the hell of it

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>> No.34426694

>>34426603
Wait a second

>> No.34426713
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>>34426603
Says who?

>> No.34426717

>>34426642
Why centaurs?

>> No.34426718

>>34426666
Quads confirm whitehorn best girl

>> No.34426720

which mg has the best panties?

>> No.34426727
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>>34426720
Sleep mouse

>> No.34426728

>>34426713
Take me now, Wightfu!

>> No.34426733

>>34426713
I bet she steals her husbands warmth when she energy drains him to get around the fact that she is a cold body

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>> No.34426747

>>34426671
What if, by some stroke of bad luck, I'm just not that good at the job?

>> No.34426763

>>34426727
Sleep mouse is great because when she is in her dreamlike state I actually look cool.

>> No.34426774

>>34426741
NICE WURM BRO

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>>34426720

>> No.34426781

>>34426747
Sounds like it's time for a training montage, Anon!

>> No.34426789

>>34426680
Depending on where you dig. You're gonna find love with a sandworm or giant ant. Maybe you break into some catacombs and get yourself a zombie or mummy. Dorome and gnome are possibilities too.

>> No.34426801

>>34426603
>I can assure you it's not arousing and doesn't even feel good.
I'm worried. You mean you've tried it?

>> No.34426818

>>34426789
I wannn see the world by digging then popin up in a new place

>> No.34426851
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>>34426818
>Anon digs into newly built giant ant colony
>Just so happened to break into the queen's quarters
>She's single and horny

>> No.34426873

>>34426851
diggin gods save me and power my shovel

>> No.34426907

>>34426781
>rocky style training montage learning from a hebi
>anon excited that a hebi will finally notice him with how far he's gone
>somehow didn't realize the hebi under his nose smitten with his dedication

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>>34426873
Their shovels are quicker, and they are faster

>> No.34426914
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>> No.34426918

I wish to be so dense that a wight's composure breaks and claws me just so she can get on with it

>> No.34426923

>>34426775
I want to wear Kiki's freshly worn pee and discharge laden panties on my face

>> No.34426933

>>34426910
Help oh diggin gods, and i'll give you my first born son

>> No.34426940

How do you get dreams about monster girls? I want to learn how so I can fulfill my fantasies of impregnating a monster girl and starting a family.

>> No.34426951

>>34426933
The queen will give the digging gods your first thousand daughters.

>> No.34426969

>>34426951
time to break out the diggin drill, I must see the world

>> No.34426989

>>34426940
Think about dreaming about monster girls, set an alarm 40 minutes before you normally wake up, and go to sleep right after that one wakes you up.

>> No.34426996
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>>34426969
Just submit to the ants. You'll be glad that you did

>> No.34427023

>>34426940
I guess if you think a lot about it before sleeping. The main problem is probably remembering right after cause if you don't focus you lose the memory. I was playing Megaman >>34420763
But thinking about it now I was discussing Black Souls earlier and DLC3 got announced, so it somehow must have manifested in my subconsciousness in the form of the dream, kind of like when you are worried about exams in school and start having nightmares about it.
I guess if it's something leaving some sort of lasting impression on you recently it should make it to the dream.

>> No.34427025

>>34426996
i would but i wanna be a nuiciance and pop in order cities, zipangu cities, a jinko village, the mist continent and pop up and sell shit.

>> No.34427033

>>34426940
Anon, most of the people who say they dreamed about monster girls are liars, especially if they say they're doing it consistently. They just use "I had a dream about monster girls last night" as an excuse to share a fap fantasy they came up with or to post about their favorite monster girl. Your just have to pray that you roll well on the dream gacha.

>> No.34427056

>>34427025
You can become commander of an ant army. Lead the Grand Digging Corps to various cities and continents for the sole purpose of infesting them with your offspring and converting the world into mamono realms

>> No.34427080

>>34427056
not my cup of tea, wanna solo and pop my head into a jinko village and startle them all when I say hi

>> No.34427088

>>34427023
>>34426989
Guess I'll have to work on thinking about monster girls before I fall asleep, my mind just goes blank when I'm getting tired.

>> No.34427092

>>34427080
No can do, you've already been marked and lost to ants

>> No.34427094

>>34426375
I don't see even a 2 tailed fox being even a remote occurrence. But ok.

>> No.34427114
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34427114

Impregnate foxes.

>> No.34427132

>>34427092
i am a man of the underground, not an ant man

>> No.34427138

>>34426996
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords

>> No.34427142

>>34426940
I've only had 2 dreams about my wives, each with only one of them in the dream and this was over years. I always think about them when trying to sleep which I think helps but there's no real way to force it and I think it was a complete fluke, otherwise what >>34426989 said might work.

I wish I could remember more of mine, I only remember very vague details outside of the visuals. Anything like words or sounds for example is impossible to remember.

>> No.34427168
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34427168

You have angered the gods.

>> No.34427198

>>34411581
>Croikey! A Human!

>> No.34427232

>>34427168
and i care, why? as long as it ain't eros, its good

>> No.34427353

>>34427232
Well, she is gonna come down from her divine perch and show you how to manage the city
Also turn you into her new throne

>> No.34427383

>>34427353
she can kiss my tip and lick it good

>> No.34427569
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34427569

Heh

>> No.34428189

dragons stink bad

>> No.34428388

Big cows need big pregnancies.

>> No.34428426

>>34428388
true

>> No.34428443
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34428443

Why are elves always trying to seduce me? I'm just trying to adventure!

>> No.34428519 [SPOILER] 
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>>34426713
>>34426728
>>34426733
>>34426918

>> No.34428537
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>>34428189
>say this to a dragon
>she gets all uppity with you
>grinds her muff in your face ask if it smells bad
do you really want that anon?

>> No.34428575

>>34428537
she stinks cause she a virign who hasn't talked to a man in 2000 years

>> No.34428629

>>34428519
She's reached her limit!

>> No.34428638

>>34428519
nice

>> No.34428652

>>34428575
Well she just talked to you, and shes about to solve the other problem

>> No.34428667

>>34428652
time for shovel tunnelin

>> No.34428709

>>34428519
>think you're safe from your corpse wife leeching your body heat in your blanket burrito
>she sticks a claw through the blanket and starts syphoning your heat with her claws
>forced to squirm and thrash as she uses her ice-cold spectral fingers to attack you all over

>> No.34428770

>>34428667
>quote from man that was dragoned

>> No.34428797

>>34428770
hey at least i'll teach her the ways of the shovel and the tunnel digger

>> No.34428818

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that going to the park and watching loli wyverns try practice flying can be a nice and relaxing past-time.
Just watch out for any nee-sans that get suspicious

>> No.34428859

>>34428818
would be nice, but i like my pelvis intact, so would just lay on the beach and sleep there to see what happens

>> No.34428868 [SPOILER] 
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34428868

>>34428818
Listen to this man, or this shall be your fate!

>> No.34428883

>>34428868
>Many welps!

>> No.34428885

>>34428443
We warned you about going innawoods.

>> No.34428928
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>>34428885

>> No.34428973

>>34428868
adoarable

>> No.34429009

>>34428885
then i shall be innaground

>> No.34429031

>>34428885
guess I'll go deeper

>> No.34429080

>>34428443
Don't let anyone know I said this, but I'm actually quite weak to elves.

>> No.34429093

>>34429009
Living innaground doesn't sound so bad but what if my waifu doesn't like cramped spaces?

>> No.34429100

>>34429080
WHAT YA SAID ANON, YA SAID YA LOSE TO ELVEN SNATCH LIKE THERES NON TOMMORROW AND THOSE KNIFE EARS GET YOUR PENIS AT FULL MAST

>> No.34429108

>>34429093
Make underground complex with large open area

>> No.34429160

>>34424308
When I'm done this beer

>> No.34429168

>>34424947
>Dire Ushi Oni
Yikes

>> No.34429182
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34429182

>>34428928
Oh look some wolves are gonna rescue me from the rabbits.

>> No.34429199
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34429199

good nite will dream of somethang

>> No.34429202

>>34428519
it somehow feels extra perverse when they're groping your mana

>> No.34429224

>>34429182
i love em nice and meaty, makes pounding a little less stressful on the pelvis ya know

>> No.34429250
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34429250

Bun

>> No.34429277

>>34429250
Explosion bun

>> No.34429291

>>34427033
I legit had a dream about a kiki once. I can't remember it and I'm not sure why as I do like them but they aren't my favourite. Maybe it was in a period where they were more popular than usual in the thread so I had them on the mind

>> No.34429301

>>34427114
Post more pregnant monster girls

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>>34429250
Filesizes, man

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>>34429308
Only thing more sinister than a rabbit witch is a rabbit knight

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>>34429308
Oh fucking christ I used the wrong picture because I saved two versions

AHHHHHH

>> No.34429326

>>34429301
next wurm after the ridin for sure

>> No.34429344
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34429344

>Alright anon, my friends here told me what you said about muscles
>Pretty bold of you to say that girls with muscles are unlovable
>EXTREMELY bold of you to say that rock hard abs are even harder to desire
>I guess I'll have to show you just how amazing strong girls are little man

>> No.34429351

>>34429324
I want to be her adventuring buddy who doesn't know that she is a girl

>> No.34429356

>>34429316
bunnies with floppy ears in big floppy hats are my weakness

>> No.34429361

>>34429326
how close are we wurmfriend

>> No.34429376

>>34429344
>Didn't you know? that day was opposite day!

>> No.34429379

>>34429356
Resist the urge to stick their ear tips in your mouth. That's a declaration of marriage

>> No.34429378

>>34429361
haven't worked on it today cause movtition wans't there but soon

>> No.34429386

>>34429351
>a girl
The proportion of her head to the rest of her body makes me wonder if there are perhaps several buns inside of that jacket.

>> No.34429387
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>>34429224
Nothing like a mating press on a well fed wolf girl.

>> No.34429400

>>34429379
You say that like it’s a bad thing

>> No.34429403

>>34429379
It'd be really difficult to resist squeezing the tail puff.

>> No.34429405

>>34429344
>Wanna talk about it over a large tray of sweets and holst milk?

>> No.34429406

>>34429351
>sees you naked
>unsure whether your dick looks weird or her "dick" does
>asks you why your penis is all long and stiff while hers is puffy and warm
>play along and say that it just depends on the person and your mood

>> No.34429409

>>34429344
At this point, you're just a man with tits!

>> No.34429431

>>34429406
I feel theres a difference between dense and vegetable brained. Although she is a rabbit

>> No.34429439

>>34429406
Anon please explain because I’m rarted

>> No.34429443

>>34429378
ganbare wurmfriend, I appreciate your stuff

>> No.34429461

>>34429409
>her wings and tail go limp
>she starts crying and runs away
good job jackass

>> No.34429474

>>34429344
>Are these the same friends that were talking to me a little bit ago about hooking up their cute, muscled friend up with a husband?

>> No.34429482

>>34429461
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4479903?q=parent%3A4479901
what if that's a compliment?

>> No.34429537

>>34429474
Listen anon, she's sort of awkward and can't really talk to guys unless she lets her emotions take control. Don't ruin the immersion and just make her think she's going to convince you that you love muscles when you honestly do. In fact, it's better this way because "breaking" quickly will make her think she's doing a great job.

>> No.34429551

>>34429439
oh yeah easy just click the x on the dialog box that pops up, the whole subscription thing is just a suggestion, they won't stop you from using the software

>> No.34429564

>>34429537
100% agreed. Best to let her think that she’s convincing you, it’s a miracle for her self esteem.

>> No.34429571

>>34429405
I want to see the contortions on her face when begrudgingly says yes, as nobody can resist that combo

>> No.34429595
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>>34429571
I am become snacks, destroyer of gains.

>> No.34429643

>>34429376
>happy buffcubus noises

>> No.34429742

>>34429643
I want a buffcubus to work out with and help me do better.

>> No.34429841

>>34424160
>paizuri
i genuinely don't get this
I mean I'm sure it feels as good as any other soft-skin-on-dick rubbing, but it has no inherent appeal to me, thighfucking is more interesting
if anything I'm kind of against it 'cause I want those titties clean for kissing and suckin'

>> No.34429885

I'm going to sit next to the Dark Elf rogue and other edgy girls that sulk in the dark corners of the tavern. I bet they'll get really embarrassed when I ask them about their interests and plans for the future.

>> No.34429956

>>34429841
It has the service aspect of a blowjob, but also leaves her mouth open for dirty talk (which, personally, is what gets me off more than anything).

>> No.34429989

>>34429885
I'm going to be a naive well meaning merchant who goes up to the edgy girl in the tavern and asks if she'd be willing to escort me to the town over!

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>>34429841
I like positions that are servile in appearance but can be used aggressively against me.

>> No.34430084

>>34429885
>Ask the Dark Elf rogue what her interests and plans for the future are
>"I'm really interested in you, Anon, and I plan on having some fun with you in the future once the sedative I put in your drink kicks in."
>Wake up inside a cabin in the forest and forced to spend the rest of your life as her househusband
There's a reason why the patrons leave those girls alone.

>> No.34430180

>>34429885
>she pulls out a list of names
>several have already been marked out
>you see a couple hearts around the margins
>it's a list she was considering in order to name her future children

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Don't you trust her?

>> No.34430395

>>34430348
nope, but that won't stop me

>> No.34430422
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Adventurers, be wary of Elvish tricks.

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