Monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

First for those triplet weasels

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna join the Order!

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a traveler, travelling and touring around the Desert Lands
>Be in comfy hotel room and decide to turn the TV on and try watching some local TV shows
>Switch to what appears to be a talk show with a Desert Monstergirl speaker
>"By Ptra, behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my sandal!"
>Switch to another channel, featuring a Pharaoh badmouthing a Apophis
>"I will best you with 30 chariots for such insolence!"
>Switch to another channel with yet more talk show Desert Monstergirls
>"Where do you think is Araby headed?"
>"To the Shadow Realm I hope." Says an Apophis
>Switch to another channel
>"Even though according to Nehekharan Law. Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers should be killed in all cases." Says some Anubis priestess.
>Switch to another channel
>"This is my comment! And old Khopesh is my only comment!!" Says some Desert Land male human
>Switch to another channel, showing a Sandowrm suprisingly
>"First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Nagash" without the title; "Supreme Lord of the Undead.""
>Switch again to another channel this time showing a Pharaoh and an Apophis arguing
>"I will chop your head off if you talk about Nagash!" Exclaims the Pharaoh
>"Eat shit bitch! I will talk about Nagash!!!" Shouts the Apophis back.
>Hand to hand combat with noises and scuffling heard
>DEMOCRACY AND LIBERTY CLUB text appears
>"Come here you daughter of a bastard!" One of the desert mamono is heard saying
>Good god, you think to yourself. Is dessert land TV always like this!?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you join a ronin monster adventuring through Zipangu? She can teach you how to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378618
does she have a lot of old scars?

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread got archived at 411 replies? wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378645
vtubers control the speed of the board now, we can go from 900 one thread and 300 the next. It's out of our hands.

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>>34378581
At your wedding with your waifu, would you prefer she wore a stripper-themed wedding dress or a typical one?

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>>34378636
Probably. Adventuring can be dangerous work, y'know?

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>>34378597
Hope it lasts anon

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>>34378681
Good, more scars = better snuggle buddies, it is proven.

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>>34378672
Look some of us here know it's you Warhammer Fantasy Anon of /tg/. Now no one is dissing you for your Wedding Dress Fetish. But if you're going to post here, can you at the very least. Post something different other than you're wedding dress fetish? And since you do make the effort to come here and hope we give you your (Yous). Maybe try posting different, I dunno. You're stories and fapfics, and you know what? How about you share us the lore and background story of your Warhammer Fantasy and Monstergirl Encyclopedia crossover fanfic whatever?

Again, some of us know this is you Warhammer fantasy Anon of /tg/.

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>>34378672
Stripper-themed.
There are few things that would make my dick harder than that.

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>>34378705
What the hell have I missed?

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>>34378722
two weirdoes.

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>>34378985
Do you think the books work?
What do you think they say?

[Anonymous No.]

In the end, monstergirls are roasties all the same.

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>>34378705
>https://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1844
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Ilniaj
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-khJ4fE5v2MyrumyZoauEJ4VIucMO-kP1MGHNVtaDkc/edit
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/10XwvsqYX7diJC6lxaIOIG1CHwYdHoNqq4ypM5226Dcs/edit
>http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=4378
Alright. Here's everything I have so far for the crossover. It's mostly a WFRP 2e homebrew but does include fluff for how various armies work, a character folder and two short stories.

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>>34378581
What's up Kunoichi?

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>>34378605
TV in other realms isn't much better
and wait till you see Order TV

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>>34378605
>You husband of 10 000 bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

Any translation here

I know it's (You) getting hit by Basilisk venom and get multiple debilitating status effects

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>>34378618
Is she going to teach me santoyru?

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>>34378618
Whatever, I'm easy.

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>>34379363
She was going to but she lost her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>see this
wat do?

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>>34379467
Kiss wife, tell her I'm super happy.

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>>34379467
I don't get it. All we did was hold hands.

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>>34379467
Hopefully she's used to my autism by now and won't get freaked out when I tell her
>uhhh... okay
with a neutral face instead of jumping up and down and crying from happiness like in the movies.

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>>34379498
She definitely charmed you and you walked straight towards her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be taken as spoils of war by a big titty succubus knight.

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>>34379467
Ask who the dad is.

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>>34379651
I meant this in a "she's not my wife" way. I'm stupid.

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>>34379644
Anon are you sure you want to be brutally raped on the battlefield by her before she takes you home?

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>>34379467
Ask who the dad is, in a "I don't even consider trusting or counting on you" way.

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>>34379467
Pin her down and start making another.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna bully beach cows

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>>34378645
how does bapho wear headset?

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>>34380040

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>>34380040
>Desdemona
WE OTHELLO NOW?

[Anonymous No.]

>Oni that calls you a casul when your pelvis breaks after only 3 hours of sex

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>>34380394
That's it. I'm taking the raging mushroom.

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>>34380519
raging mushrooms are for my wife, not for me

[Anonymous No.]

Big saggy oni

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>>34380532
You post this every time I post that.
Does this mean we're friends?

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>>34380616
Maybe so.
Perhaps it just means that I follow the rule of "Biggest is in charge," and you do not.

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>>34380623
Making a small girl submit is a thing any man can achieve.
Making a BEEG girl submit is a deed only kings are capable of.

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>>34380643
Yeah but I don't want her to submit.
I want to spoil her and be her little anon.

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>>34379016
Just be yourself.

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>>34380651
Then I hope You'll get this, and I wish You good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

What about a jubjub with the personality of a bogey?

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>>34380672
I wanna become the perch to a pair of jubjub twins

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>>34379467
Those lines are usually more faded and not so bright, it’s fake!

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>>34378665
But they have their own board

[Anonymous No.]

All Jubjubs are trustworthy

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>>34381546
>trusting that jubjub
You bird brain

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[Anonymous No.]

How do you think the Dark Knight or any person who is a Dark Knight from Final Fantasy XIV fare in MGE? I mean considering the whole point of that class is that it's facetiously as edgy as possible. You give yourself schizophrenia, listen to the voices to become edgier, make a tulpa out of your own inner darkness and angst who trains you to become edgier and angstier, that then tries to kill you because it's now the physical manifestation of your inner darkness and wants to be a person in their own right, after which you kill it but now all your friends know how dark and edgy you are inside but now you have full control of your inner darkness despite being The Warrior of Light everyone thinks you are.

So how would the Dark Knight from FFXIV fare in MGE?

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Is he even trying anymore?

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>>34381763
Who? KC? No.

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What kind of monstergirl is good for a guy who likes to eat MREs of varying quality and Questionable edibleness?

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>>34381731
Go and stay go >>>/tg/78800216

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>>34381909
Steve? Is that you?
Feel like a Red Oni can probably consume many MREs without much difficulty.

[Anonymous No.]

You. Me. Babies. Making. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, dreamtb of being a servant or something for a bapho

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>>34381913
Or maybe, yes k did copy paste from that /tg/ post. But I also want to know /jp/'s thoughts too. Now please answer the question.

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>>34382009
nah steve is already married. Do enjoy eating more modern MREs though. And that does make sense. Red oni or devilbug/beelzebub

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>>34382176
I generally imagine the big girls can just eat whatever and be fine because of their constitution.
I doubt a Wurm or Sandworm is going to particularly care if they eat an MRE of questionable nutritional value.

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I don't remember my dream exactly, just that Valkyrie sentencing me to rape kind of god in the way of my daily life so I couldn't play games or she had to carry my flying around while she raped me.
Though I don't remember much else. My dreams seen to erase themselves from my memory

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>>34381731
It's not out of place. The job is edgy on the surface but the quests repeatedly tell you that Dark Knights are supposed to act out of selfless love for others. The job crystal is even a heart.
But please come up with less odd questions next time.

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>>34382054
Gonna give her triplets

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>>34382135
Stop posting you never take a hint. You're the sperg kid who keeps showing things to people at school who don't like you and then cry fowl when you get a swirly. /tg/ don't like you this thread doesn't like you and those copied posts kill the mood

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>>34379467
>the mofu is multiplying

Just according to keikaku

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>>34379644
I want to capture a succi knight and lick her womb tattoo without giving her anything more

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>>34382054
>”my mother was just asking me why she doesn’t have grandchildren. Stay with me forever and the answer to your demand is ‘yes’.”

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>>34382325
>copying the replies you get on /jp/ to yourself here
Take your meds enslavedfag.

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Post-DL-victory Amazoness who only gave birth to sons is in a peculiar position. She's credit to her tribe, but wishes she had a daughter to teach the way of the warrior and take on hunts.

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i wanna be raised by a learncow and a wurm

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>>34382054
Not enough monster in this girl.

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I want a CC oni

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I saw this on KC's Twitter
>I'm drawing the RPG version of Jinn of the Jar-chan, but the design and impression is still very different: ......!

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You get to move into or live in a rich, wealthy and opulent neighborhood with wealthy human and monstergirl neighbors.

Do you move in with Monstergirl Waifu/girlfriend? Or you move in single looking forward to mingle with your new upper class wealthy neighbors and possibly romance some rich monster living here?

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>>34384125
I don't wanna live in a wealthy and opulent neighborhood I want to live in my house.

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>>34384125
Me and my mino wife have our hut.
It is warm and cozy.

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>>34384026
Yes, corn chip onis are underrated

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>>34384125
i live on farm, me so happy

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>>34384125
>on one side the neighbors are a necromancer and a bunch of Ghouls who barbecue all day and rave all night
>on the other side there's a guy with a wife and daughter who are all squeaky and shiny
>the postman always rings twice

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>>34384092
Wow, looks like the rarely remembered MGs club might lose a member soon.

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>>34384125
I'm not paying taxes, I'm living in the wilderness.

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>>34379467
She peed on that

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>>34384125
do i look liek a gold diggger to you?

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>>34384008
When it comes to lims, the monster is on the inside.

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From KC's twitter. Translated by DeepL.
>The Devilbug girls are often said to be too creepy or unpleasant, but their husband said, "It's okay if only I know how attractive these girls are," and taught the dumb but honest Devilbug girls how to serve and do housework, and dressed them in maid outfits from all over the world, from French to Victorian, to create a harem.

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>>34384583
What's wrong with digging for gold? Hi-ho!

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Here's the 9th member of the MGC Boy Stealers, Aurelija. She's a Lich who usually comes in as a defensive substitute. Most people just assume she's very calculating and needs time to break down the other team's offense before she can be effective, however her teammates would argue that she spends the majority of the time in the dugout fixing her incredibly long hair. As a Lich, she's always trying to research new ways to get essence, so she's dedicated her afterlife to researching hair erotica! On top of that, she makes many monsters seethe with her ability to just float around and rob homeruns from the opposing team. She's truly a great defensive cornerstone for the squad, even if she has a couple weird quirks!
>Fun fact: She demands that her husband be in the dugout with her at all times, specifically brushing and worshipping her long hair. One time, she couldn't actually play in a game because of the sheer volume of cum that got trapped in it during the game!

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>>34384646
that's great and all but my lizard brain still wants me to leap 20 feet every time a river of chitin comes scuttling down the hallway

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>>34384646
>harem of devil bugs in a variety of maid outfits
I never knew I needed this in my life.

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>>34384683
nothing wrong with that, but getting with a woman just cause she has money is bad

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>>34382091
Sounds like a fun dream.

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>>34384646
>Greenworm Anon and Devilbug Guy joining forces to make an unpleasant bug girl maid academy
cute

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>>34384694
Mr. Brand do we get her?

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>>34384582
Well yeah, wait until you find out how messy the child birth is going to be.

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>>34384694
nice

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>>34384784
shoo shoo money gremlin

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>>34379467
Can't be me. When did I last have sex? Never. When will I next have sexy. Never.

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>>34379467
sorry, i can't see all that well, it seems like a tasty treat

[Kotatsu No.]

>Kotatsu
Kotatsu

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>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

Got some Lich wife art from nano.
>>34384694
Hair fetish is something I've never seen combined with a Lich before, she sounds cute!

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>>34384919
How generous!

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>>34384919
bringing a whole new meaning to making it rain

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>>34384646
>>34384730
Bug girls are great. Also when is regura going to do monstergirls again?

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>>34379467
Run from the chink fox

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>monster wife reunites with her childhood best friend
>they don't want to separate so they consider having you date, marry, and breed your wife's best friend so they can't be apart
Would you be okay with having a second wife?

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>>34384951
Hair looks lovely

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>>34384919
>she eventually loses so much coins she turned into a loli when the Dragon is done with her

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>>34385090
Depends on what the second wife is like.

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>>34384951
I thought it would be cute to have a Lich research something interesting and hair fetish was one of the things that came to mind. Don't worry, she tests out plenty of potions and products on her hair to provide different feels from poofy to prehensile hair. If you didn't know any better, you may think she's a kejo! [Spoiler]I thought about making it even more ridiculously long and have it pooled up on the ground but it was just too much to draw[/spoiler]

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>>34384784
Yes

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>>34384903
Based

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>>34385065
When the market isn't flooded.

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>>34385090
No, but she can have our son, if she promises she'll be a good wife to him.

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>>34378581

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>>34384582

[Anonymous No.]

big fluffy paws

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>>34385478
Cute

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>>34384800
not nice

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>>34385518
ice

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>>34385478
what happens when you squish the pads?

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>>34385570
the pads are soft, smooth and sensitive
mutual happiness is what happens

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>>34385451
Give that boat the dango

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>>34385525
Queen

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>>34385570
Squish that pad. It's all you need to know is to
Squish.
That.
Pad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34385625
getting fucked

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>>34385065
>Bug girls are great
yes

[Anonymous No.]

I bet kiki is the kind of girl that wouldn't complain about your dirty ass or dick when going down on you and just quietly lick you clean down there. But later, she'd force you to have her wash you from now on until you can be trusted to properly wash yourself on your own. And even then, you'll be subject to regular "inspections".

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>>34385570
Kyaaah.

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>>34385640
She's not getting fucked enough, the cold weather and snow this close to May is evidence of that

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>>34385456
Shoggy please

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>The moment the dame slithered into my office I knew she was trouble
>cut to shirohebi yelling in slow motion with no sound interspersed with footage of a vase shattering
>She wanted me to find her husband, said he had been having an affair and had run off with another woman
>Now, I'd dealt with cases like this before, figured the unlucky former groom had let his eyes linger on a barista for a second too long and decided it was prudent to go for a two hour drive to give his wife some time to cool off.
>footage of detective anon getting his coat on and putting a handgun and flask in his pocket then leaving the office
>It was a standard with lamias, do some light snooping and the husband usually came back on his own before the day was out, easy money for an easy case
>Of course being a private eye meant that those coming to me often did so because they couldn't, or wouldn't, go through official channels. Which meant that especially with missing persons cases things rarely went that smoothly
>cut to grinning sabbath lolis laughing smugly to hint at a past investigation that went awry
>It should have been a cut and dry case, but as I was going to find out later, something had been off from the start...
Turns out her husband had been at the grocery store picking up cake ingredients for their anniversary the next week and was "missing" for less than an hour

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>>34385766
what, you said you wanted to skull fuck someone

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>>34384919
The Hero of Canton, the Dragon called Jane!
>I took her just like the song says, flew off with her
>but I got tagged by demon silver anti air, started losing altitude, had to dump the Creeping Coin to stay airborne
>*sip*
>an unclaimed Creeping Coin, and I dropped her fat ass square in the middle of peasant central

[Anonymous No.]

>>34385798
Now I'm just sad Firefly got cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

MY DICK IS HARD
MONSTER BOOTY IS FUEL
MY BALLS ARE FULL

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What place would swashbuckling eeeevil vampire pirates have in the Aquatic monstergirl islands? Would such spooky scary vampire pirates even be welcome in the Aquatic monstergirl islands? Kinda find it hard for such vampire pirates to be in the Matori island of all places, even as guests.

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>When you're awake with hubby

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>>34385921
They'd be welcome as men that go overboard can be taken by aquatic girls as husbands.

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>>34385899
Man those songs novadays on 69.9 FM suck

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>>34385570
you find out if they are real or not, instead of padding their chests monster girls pad their paws

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>>34379802
Personally rather be assigned to a monster knight as a squire and be teased for years while getting trained and questing together so much that the sexual tension becomes tangible in the air to other monsters. Then my first assignment after getting knighted to be impregnating her

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>>34386034
now, how would that work?

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>>34381913
I want you to know anon I appreciate you calling out cross-board spammers. Keep it up

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(C95) [Kinoko no karutei-nu (Tamura Shimeji)] Makoto to Issho ni | Together With Makoto (BLAZBLUE) [English] {Doujins.com}

In case anyone else is like me and didn't know this was translated.

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>>34384241 >>34384317 >>34384337 >>34384424 >>34384545 >>34384583
>responding to off-topic spam

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>>34385065
Heshe? recently did one about a guy who fucks a moth-ghost girl that looks exactly like his dead mom

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make fun of her small breasts, even though that's the only size I like!

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>>34386180
That's not recent

t. Coomed to it a year ago

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>>34386055
Gloves?

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>>34385065
It doesn't matter. Touka was peak bug waifu.

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>>34378581
Are kunoichi's who go out in public without masks considered exhibitionists?

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>>34386186
whose

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>>34384583
Yes

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>>34386267
Wasn't it implied that she had kept lots of boys as pets in the past

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>>34386404
Along with the other non-mge friendly stuff that was stated outright. Anyways lets get back to discussing something else

[Anonymous No.]

But, mom, those monster girls things keep trying to rape me!

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>>34386439
How about forcing Tanukis watch as their husbands donate to the less fortunate, anonymously for zero tax credits.

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>>34386404
Buddy the dick knows what the dick wants and I want to get Touka pregnant through somehow defying the laws of biology and physics.

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>>34386441
>It's either them or me!

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>>34379802
I'd personally prefer she takes me to her home/camp and then brutally rapes me, but I'll take this too.

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>>34386441
just tie them up lol

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>>34386441
sush, honey, i will rape you, and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

Need more demon foxes

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>>34376947
When you forget your wife´s sobriquet, so you improvise new ones.
Darling Queen, Goddess of Cuteness, Conqueror of Desserts, Slayer of Steaks, Keeper of Headpats, Good Girl, Giver of Smooches, Sage of Sweet Snacks, Bosom of Softness and Squishiness, and Holder of Shapely and Toned Thighs.

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>>34386665
How demonic you want? We got All the way from harmless shrine maiden to ancient evil sealed away by buddhist monks.

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>>34386704
Drinking wine out of a monkey skull is pretty unsanitary. Tell that fox to stop being so chuuni before she comes down with some nasty illness

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>>34386704
the latter

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>>34386704
I'll take any fox as long as she's busty, fluffy, and loves being sealed.

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>>34386678
sorry i can only remember that she is the owner of the fattest of asses, and destroyer of thrones

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>>34378581

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>>34386474
A tanuki with a husband that's too gullible for his own good is cute
>Nuki berating her hubby again
>Listen just because they said they were sabbath scouts doesn't mean they are. You're lucky you were already claimed or else you'd be getting felt up by some tiny old hags in an alley somewhere
>But honey they were just innocent little girls trying to raise money for charity, they were even selling cookies.
>They had crows feet you dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34386474
>Wendi and little Wendilets watching anon cook up some vegan chicken, with extra tofu and lentils

[Anonymous No.]

>>34386898
hey, don't give em ptsd, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

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>>34385785
The only issue with detective Noir in an mge setting is that it may get boring quickly if everything ends well all the time. Format would be best for a short series

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>>34385451
>>34386933
You've been posting random images of these characters with no additional commentary in these threads for what feels like years now. If you want to talk about their relation to their native series you can go elsewhere. Additionally if you wanted to get a conversation going here you would at least write something to go with your post.

What are you hoping to accomplish by doing this?

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>>34387048
if he was going to stop being broken he would have done it by now

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>>34387048
>accomplish
It’s just autism anon.
And I don’t mean that as an insult, I just mean it is a trait of autistic people to habitually perform some action regardless of effect or outcome, it is the performing of such that comforts them.

[Anonymous No.]

I can see you sleeping anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387225
yeah. and? I hope you can see the rooftop automatons machine gun nests

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387225
If you had better eyes you could see that I'm sleeping very comforbly in my big mino's arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387225
stop breaking my windows they are expensive

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>>34387303
Should've interested in magical repairable sugar glass. It's a must have for any home with a redcap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387303
Should have installed these instead

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>>34386874
>knock knock
>anon opens door
>Greenworm wearing really poorly pressed Sabbath Scout uniform
>"Mwee"
>gives him a note
>"Hello I am from Sabbath Scouts do you have any juice for donation"
>anon smiles at her
>"Well I have some cash if that'll work"
>"Mwee" while shaking her head yes
>Danuki pulling her hair out

[Anonymous No.]

>>34379467
MORE
I NEED MORE

[Anonymous No.]

my humble opinion

naked Shog = bridal Shog > casual Shog > maid Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387450
Somewhere out there is a baphomet crying while giving the police a detailed report on how she was overpowered and de-clothed by a green blur

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>>34387632
don't get between a greenworm and her lettuce

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>>34387625
Where does knight shog fall into this?

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>>34387588
If you want more, then why are there condoms on the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387669
I have yet to see one, but I imagine pretty good.
Maybe just below bridal Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387625
Maid shog is naked shog though. If you checked the tag on her apron it would say it's made of 100% shoggoth, hand wash only

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387705
I mean technically all Shogs are naked Shogs.
I just don't like maid outfits very much, never really saw the appeal in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387665
>Lettuce is green
>dollar bills are green
>Lettuce is also slang for cash
>cash may be used to pay for Lettuce
It all comes together

[Anonymous No.]

>>34385090
I'm surprised that my waifu is willing to share me with someone else but if she really wants to I'll do it. I don't know if she'd be okay with it, but I want to put an essence siphoning insignia on her friend and turn her into my kiss slut second wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387687
So I can bring them up to her and she can toss them out in front of my face. it's the hottest foreplay ever I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>34385090
That's how all my wives got together in the first place. They were a package deal or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34385090
>Shirohebi
>Sharing
This has to be a loyalty test. There is no way this is sincere and I'm not going to fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387833
BIG
FAT
RADAR DISH EARS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387770
>kiss slut
Good taste. Personally I would give the friend tons of holstaur milk because that one 2girls nursing paizuri animation is the hottest thing ever for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387920
I like this version of greenworm a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387687
Maybe the condoms are there to be taken off because she has a fetish for being so overwhelmed by pleasure that she ends up 'making one' on a risky day. Mamano with human fetishes are silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387920
I could deal with the nubs but she needs more clothes, at least a big capelet or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387920
Cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387956
Those pictures invoke some weird feelings inside me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387920
Look at this fat sack of shit, sitting there with a smug look on her face without a care in the world apart from eating veg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388005
>guess we're doing anal tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>34386834
Look how happy she looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387880
wish I had a kiki with black sclera to bend over various pieces of furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387625
Rate this Shog (ignoring the tea)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388094
Oho, that's a very nice Shog indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Some people say human males like big breast the most, other say its asses, but we all know its WINGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388186
Big wings are full of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387689
Something like this, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388186
Big wings are best wings.
However my waifu is wingless, so I get different fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388016
From the making of:
>The accessory around their necks gives the image of a necktie, and it is a real vegetable, their emergency food. They keep them around their necks with the intention of eating them in case of emergencies, but it seems that they can't resist eating them right away, and every time you look at them, the design, or rather the vegetable it is attached to, changes to something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388094
>shog misses the teacup just to see your reaction
>she keeps pouring and the cup fills anyways
cute/10

[Anonymous No.]

Are hellhounds the monster girl equivalent of a "bear" or would it be a bogey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388341
You are aware Grizzly exists right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388368
I forgot. She's one of the less interesting girls that KC should redesign and rewrite for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388243
>Greenworm Anon's worm always has that little flower on her
how does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388381
There's a few that are like that like Werecats and Werewolves. I consider them to be pretty vanilla, compared to other monster girls, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388384
plasitc flower

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388407
Werewolves are interesting in that the original myth they're more of a curse than an actual creature while in modernity they've essentially become wolf beastmen. There are tons of bear and wolf themed monsters so we'll probably get some variants eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388433
I like their infectious nature a lot. Got to be one of the simplest and easiest corruptions.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me 10 reasons to marry a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388493
1. Great body.
2. Strong.
3. Fucks like a tiger.
4. Responsible and level headed.
5. Will give you cute daughters.
6. Loves baths.
7. Making her chuff is satisfying.
8. Protective.
9. Top level cuddles.
10. You get to touch and be touched by her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388487
My only issue is that it'd be nice if there was more in-depth information. I'd like it if the rate at which a women turns into a werewolf varied depending on the extent of the injury, a slight scratch or nibble taking a few weeks while a full maulestation would at most take a few hours for her to turn. Also if they sometimes added women they corrupted to their pack and taught them how to be true werewolves along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388633
1. What he said
2. see above
3. see above
4. see above
5. see above
6. see above
7. see above
8. see above
9. see above
10. see above

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388635
They'd pick up most stragglers since they're big on family unless the new person's got somebody in particular on the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388431
It's a good thing the worms don't run the government too or that could qualify as abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388493
I count 6 reasons on that tummy alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>34384694
REEEEE, Fuckin' Floaters ruinin' the game, I tell ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388800
Between the floaters and the lubeballs I don't understand why someone hasn't stepped in to stop MGC from ruining the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>34386357
You know whose

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387920

Improvement, yea. Not sure why she didn't at least have them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388720
They could have greater packs and sub-packs for individual families I suppose. Daughters setting out to start their own packs with a few friends or female relatives must be relatively common, that gets me thinking if werewolves ever form "packs" with other monsters
>get captured by werewolves who take you to see their alpha
>it's a very irritated looking dragon they call 'big sis' whose hoard has random bits of animal bones and other strange woodland trophies sticking out of it because her self proclaimed pack decided to add their own valuables
>their valuables of course being vastly different from what she considers valuable but she tolerates it anyways out of the infinite kindness granted to her by the Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388892
Ears were made to grab during irrumatio

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk up to Cheshire gf
>point strange device at her
>she observes you with that smug grin
>the device makes a quiet sound
>your expression was neutral but has now turned to a slight frown
>you retract the device and shake your head
>the Cheshire's smile immediately disappears and her face contorts into one of worry
>amount of times her face changes from the default smug can be counted on 1 hand
>you recover from your dismay and turn the device to show her the result
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>34389021
don't forget to give her a big hug and kiss because you love her very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388157
Anyone got a translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

when i really focus on something, my ears turn red rather quickly, it would be something my wife would find very adorable about me. What about you guys, what do your wives find adorable about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34389810
Blue is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>34389810
Literally built to mindbreak me

[Anonymous No.]

Rate my wife, she is a 1000/10 to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34389021
>I-Impossible! I demand a second opinion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390006
Brown with abs is always a win in my books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390006
dark skin, check
muscular, check
jinko, check
a cat/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581
Do you think Pharaohs employ snake charmers as Apophis defense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390048
>A cat

>Dear anon, as the lawyer representing the Jinko Village I must inform you that you have been sued for libel. You must present yourself to the village to formally apologize. Signed, Wurm-Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390186
tiger is in the feline family, so by extension is just a real distant cousin of a house cat. In short cat is cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378597
My childhood friend wasn't taking the initiative so I told her that I was joining the Order. She was forced to accept her feelings and raped me. Total success

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378597
Imma join just to fuck wiht them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390006
She's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390207
It isn't even fishnet friday yet lady hold your horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388890
>>34386357
>>34386186
I really hate it when an artist draws a character whos mean appeal is a slim petite body with big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>succubus
>succu bus
has any artist made an image with this pun yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390426
i know that feel, to me it feels incomplete

[Anonymous No.]

will we ever got another good mg anime again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390443
Yes our thread's lord and savior graced that pun with art

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390006
99/10
-1 one for not being real

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390476
Yes when I pitch "My Daily Greenworm Diary" to KyoAni

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather marry a black harpy that's whored herself out everyday for years, or virgin neckbeard turned overly-feminine alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390443
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34384779
I wonder how they get those unruly maids off the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

Do virgin men have stronger spirit energy? Is a man still a virgin if he gets a handjob or anything less than sticking it the vagOO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390509
Black harpies aren't whores. Go back to /trash/ with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390509
hard pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390538
>>34390541
I'll sign you up for cait sith and cu sith respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390522
by forcing them to wear socks, like that they wont be able to stick on the ceiling anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390522
Can't get at master's dick if you're up on the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390535
>Do virgin men have stronger spirit energy?
No. It's more likely dependent on genetics and magical talent. Men who have incubized due to extended sexual intercourse with monsters is going to have far stronger spirit energy.
> Is a man still a virgin if he gets a handjob or anything less than sticking it the vagOO?
Yes, but if it's done by a monster, you've more or less been claimed by her at this point. Loss of virginity is imminent at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390584
>master's
and now im depressed again

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390653
why are you depressed again, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Squish that wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390671
hm, why? i found that i when I did it, she clawed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390663
cause you reminded me that I need to go back to work on my thesis project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390696
I wasn't the anon who reminded you, but I'm in a pretty similar boat.
Uni's not fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390653
cause you reminded me that I need to go back to work on my master's thesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390619
I believe it can even be completely nonsexual right? I need a fact check but like I thought just hanging out with a Jinko who doesn't even sex you but likes you enough marks you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390694
You must learn the proper squish methodology. A good squish on a wight can make her happily regress to zombie tier noises and pure joy on first touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390713
so teach me, then scholar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34389830
>Blue is best
Blue loli Demon pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390730
Scratching under the jaw, hand worship, or simple headpats can ease your haughty wight waifu into being far more pliable to a squish. The first session after she becomes a wight, and has all these ideas of being 'above' a good squishing, will be the hardest- but also the most satisfying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390707
Feels bad, anon.
Not at thesis level, but it blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390671
Squish the goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390710
Relationships with monsters that start platonic will always morph into a sexual relationship and marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390706
The research itself was fun, the actual writing of the paper? not so much, specially when you've said what you feel is all there is to say about your research and you only have 8500 words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390786
What if I'm already married to my waifu? I can't be friends with other monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl gives the best headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390811
Harem.

It's possible to be just friends with other monsters if they're already married to a different man, but mind you, most of her time will be spent getting dicked by him, not spending time with you. Likewise, most of your time will be spent dicking your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390819
the one witt the biggest hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390779
Do they go baaa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390819
Big paws like Yeti, Jinko, Bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390819
Mindflayer can get those hard to reach spots

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390828
I somehow didn't think about other husbands. Good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390830
only when they get excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390819
Tentacle headpats are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390830
>>34390894
>When she orgasms
https://files.catbox.moe/9rzmw9.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34380672
>>34380815
sTOP AHHHH I LOVE JUB JUB
seriously any jub jub is good jub jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390975
I want to hug a jub and pat her head while she makes happy pidgeon noises and preens herself

[Anonymous No.]

Are they called Wurmlings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390987
i want to be attached by the waist with a jub jub and have long happy cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34384694
Is that an alternate uniform I spy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34390819
Depends on what you want from your headpat. Do you want sheer surface-area of head patted? Go for big-pawed girls like >>34390845 said. Do you like the feeling of being rewarded that comes from having your head patted? Then go for someone who will dominate you and give you mindbreaking headpats when you serve them well like a Pharaoh or Delf. Do you like the sense of security you get from being headpatted? Then go for a monster that is either motherly like a Bogey, or overprotective like a Hellhound or Amazoness. Do you like EXOTIC HEADPATS? Try mindflayer mindpats or shog mergepats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391004
Wurmlings or cocksleeves, really your choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391004
I don't know what she's called but she deserves everything she ever wants in life

[Anonymous No.]

Where can i find some more "Feral" foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>A knight comes to rescue you from the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391004
well, thank you for the diabeetus i just got from looking at that babi wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391046
But I like the dragon! It's okay though, I'm sure her husband is out there somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391046
By the time this knight arrives, her prince will already have been preparing his dragon daughters for school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391075
https://nhentai.net/g/338985/2/
indeed they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391075
I want a big, busty, noble centaur wife who will be my knight as I live a vagabond life, caring only to fish and forage throughout the lands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391046
>Her cleric arrives to heal your wounds and prepare a meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391011
Yes, the pink and white road alternates, a classic.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to cum on a slice of pizza when delivering pizza to a company's office party and wait outside to see who won the wife roulette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391198
the dont want you cumming on pizza anon , thats just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387920
>tfw I’ve been searching for this image since cripplechan got the axe
I think this is the superior and definitive edition greenworm and anon who drew this if you’re reading this thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34387396
but why would you STARVE a succubus? that seems major rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Top 5 monsters for a NEET, go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391275
I'm a real softie. Any starving succubus, vampire or slime gets instant access to my vital fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391304
Cheshire to cure depression
Kiki to make you not so lazy and give you purpose
Hellhound so you can be raped out of being beta
Fox can't be a neet you have to go out and make money for tofu
Greenworm, veggies are expensive now go out and work so you can feed the fat little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391257
dont see how anyone could like them the regular way. maybe kc can fix them with an alternate in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391324
All monsters can eat food. They want to feed of of the energy created through passionate sex with a man they love.
>However, when monsters have sex with men and milk them of mana currently, since mamono mana increases the total amount of mana, monsters have become able to gain mana while still returning an amount greater than or equal to what they took to the men.
That is to say, more passionate sex with one's partner, filled with love and pleasure, is required. Due to the nature of monsters, I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391304
Satyros to drag you out of the house and get you drunk and happy as shit with strangers
Wight to teach you refinement, class, and have you appreciate the finer things. She classifies her tits as a pair of those 'finer things'
Leanin Sidhe to stimulate your creative abilitiy and give you budding self confidence in yourself through drawing!
Salamander to condition you through hard training to make you self assured in your own strength! Even if every training session has her jumping your bones while you're tired. Cheater.
And last but not least, Mindflayer to literally clean out all of your self doubting thoughts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391399
The current Greenworm is great. I actually really like them now that I saw that they can stay as a Greenworm and not pupate. Just go be with a Wonderworm if you want hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391407
They don't have to tell me the truth

[Anonymous No.]

Should I play along and act scared that a wild monster is going to “eat” me or should I get tell her I know she isn’t going to eat me so we can skip the foreplay and get right to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391437
Play along. Predators like prey that struggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391304
>Shoggoth
No need to work or pay bills when your wife if your house. Will lose sanity however.
>Sandworm
Same as above, but living quarters are less dynamic and you retain your sanity.
>P'orc
Oppressive p'orcs keep you as a house husband for fucking. Submissive p'orcs practically worship you as a god and treat you like king
>Gyoubu Danuki
Money adept racoon rakes in the money for you. Just compensate her with dickings
>Beelzebub
Somehow generates wealth doing nothing. Just give her dickings. Will steal the last slice of pizza tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391304
Mino, because you can now spend most of the day asleep so being a NEET doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391464
Should I struggle really hard and make it seem like I’m really panicking or would that be too much and make her motherly instinct kick in making her dote on me instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391519
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Help, triggered a dragon's predator instincts, how do I get out of this with an intact pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
flick out a gold coin and shoot it with your demon silver revolver

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
>dragons
>not breaking your pelvis
The game was rigged from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
Tell her you're sorry and kiss her on the forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
play dead and she'll lose interest after a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
Detrigger her predator instincts by pretending to be hurt. But beware because this will trigger protective instincts and she’ll take you to her hoard to heal

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
Throw my coin collection at her and run away while she tries to gather them all for her hoard. This strategy also works well against nukis and poor shrine maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
cover yourself in gold

[Anonymous No.]

>Go jog in public
>When you drop your guard Cupid pulls down your pants, underwear included
>Valkyrie claims streaking is a grave crime and you shall have to ejaculate thrice right now as penance. She already unties her armor
>you claim Cupid stripped (You). “She is even sniffing my boxers, officer!”
>”Incriminating an angel is an even worse crime. Now it’s a one week of rape”
>They hold you immobilized and start the sentence. Greenworms and Cheshire cats on the street start laughing and masturbating to you
>You try to argue you need to get back home.
>”We will not release a convicted criminal, but we will allow you to pay your sentence in home for the sake of public order”
>You tell the location. They just start flapping their wings. Turns out they will carry you mid-rape home. You really aren’t talking your way from this
>the week passes and whatever arguments and struggles you make during the constant rape just doubled your sentence instead. The only times your dick has fresh air are the small intervals between Valkyrie and Cupid changing shifts and choosing different body parts to bully it. The free angel tends to take care of the household chores in your life
>2nd week ends. The angels decide to gift you with 1 week of sex for your good behavior. You try to politely decline with all the manners you learned through those weeks.
>In front of your humbleness, it’s now two weeks
>Now it’s Cupid’s time to ra- have sex with you. Valkyrie uses her free time to take measurements of your ring finger
>You slowly realize where this is leading
What do in this situation, sinners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391731
remember cqc and wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391731
Put in a complaint with the higher ups, this blatant abuse of power cannot go unpunished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391731
Let it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391731
call up wurm-chan for a case in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that girls are at their cutest when they're almost retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391731
Call a Demon law firm obviously
Considering you are getting abused by Angels of all things you might even get pro bono attorney service
Just be prepared that if she does win the case she will probably choose to stick with you to protect you from future angel attacks

[Anonymous No.]

how do you explain time dilation to a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391101
>nhentai

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what would zipanguese hentai quotes would be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391562
Ask to be on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391731
Doesn't seem like there is an easy way to force my way out of this. While it won't feel good, I could reject meals and other forms of care they offer. They seem to care about my health, and it's one of the very few things I have total control over and can use against them so they leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391853
>I'll cum straight down your throat to get your voice ready for the Opera!
>Nothing beats stirring up good wine with a hard cock!
>Can't beat the Bapho pussy. Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581
Touch fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391836
sometimes you say fuck it to sadpanda

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Pharaoh to tantalize me with the dance and song of her people. Then use her God Voice to force me to do a lot of embarrasing things to please her. Like reverse mating press and thigh pressed cunnilingus. How long could it possibly take to satisfy a thousands year old lust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391975
Probably about an hour, then you can eat dates and chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391945
But what if fluffy tail touches you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391902
Self-neglect is an easy way to extend your sentence and have whatever freedoms you had left taken away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391767
>>34391784
>wanting even more angel wives by the end of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391993
Sounds nice

I might even give her a backrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391930
>boys are cuter when they're retarded
>You've pissed me off now time to end your virginity
>prepare yourself, I'm gonna fuck you harder than the lilims regime

[Anonymous No.]

Where do dungeons come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392019
incidentally hunger strikes don't work that well in pandemonium

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392052
>HUMPTY FUCK! HUMPTY FUCK! HUMPTY FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

A jubjub plushie makes for a nice gift for your monster daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392085
Do you get tied up and lovingly fed by demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392100
wait a minute, this isn't tennis, this is a monster rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392110
But won't that just make her horny!?!? I do not trust wonderland plushies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392083
The dungeon master of course
And you can fulfill your fantasies in them
Your deep, dark, fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391388

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392083
Echidnas trying to get husbands, they NEED it to be perfect, so many of the dungeons they make often fall short of their expectations, and are abandoned. Other monsters move in, and BAM, new dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392141
My fantasy is being a sky pirate, robbing from the rich and giving to the needy.
>>34392150
Hey, that's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

She wishes that pillow was you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392197
Fatty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392230
She must be a large salamander if I am supposed to be the same size of that pillow
That's okay though because I would be into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392230
Too bad I don't exist, fucking nerd lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392252
Big monstergirls who act smug at their size are good, but huge monstergirls who I can spoil like the perfectly cute little princesses they are would melt my heart in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392004
Don't panic, try to regulate your heart rate to avoid going into a catatonic mofu overload (cmo). Wait for help to arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone has that pic of two kitsunes covering a guy with their tails?

[Anonymous No.]

i love wurms

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you have lightning reisistant gear on Anon, otherwise you are about to get the zapweasel ending

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to think angels are more degenerate than 90% of the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392355
i have a coin, a bottle of whiskey, and a bonking stick, what do I do, other than take a drink and wait for my faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392355
Gonna molest a tied-up zapweasel with a pair of thick rubber gloves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392380
purest of being, yet the dirtiest minds of the world. it makes ya think, doesn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392355
Looks like my journey ends here, it's time to loose to a weasel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392380
You hear that Anon? It's the sounds of the valkyries crashing through your window to arrest you so you can be reeducated about the difference between the sacred and the blasphemous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392431
whats sakured and blashfamiss mean again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392406
When you are immortal you probably start longing for more and more pleasure. Kind of like GTA but in their case they can fuck people.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392431
Wait n-

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392459
Playing dumb only gets you fucked until you are ARE that dumb, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392493
ye

[Anonymous No.]

i want to get the wurm special

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392580
What's it like? How is it different than the Worm Special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392605
stuck in the mating coil, and smothered by wurm tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392431
I thought valkyries were mentors to heroes, not divine law enforcement. Pick your job and stick to it, stupid feather dusters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392629
I mean if you seek heroic souls to groom you kind of find lawbreakers needing fixing along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392019
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392145
>this little fatfuck invades my neet cave
>won't leave
>says she is going to save me from myself and hands me job applications
>demands I feed her veggies
>demands I get a bigger bed because it won't fit us both
>tells me to buy a new heater because she's cold
>fucking worm making me be a productive member of society

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392661
Why would you take someone who's ideals are already set on the wrong path and put in all the effort to redeem them when you could just find someone who's already good and improve upon the foundation they set? The actions of angels make less and less sense every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392629
There's a hero shortage. They keep falling in love in with low level monsters in starter zones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391731
Say i worship a different religion.

[Anonymous No.]

we need an ANGEL FUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392720
This makes way more sense it should

[Anonymous No.]

I'm conflicted. I want to have an angel wife, but I also want to have a monster wife. Which one do I choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392761
>No, don't marry the slime! You are destined to- *sigh* Lets go see if they are still looking for officers

[Anonymous No.]

Is the new fotm Angels? I don't mind but its weird to see so much of it lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392798
Don't let the angels hear, I would rather not get hauled off for reeducation but I got some good info for ya
They are all the same, they angels just pretend not to be monsters because they don't want to face the fact that they are little better than that which they oppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392720
While there's nothing wrong with low level monsters, there's just something sublime about being so dense you get a valk to fall and jump you. That or a dark valk in disguise intentionally leading you to your doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392798
Porque no los dos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392798
Pick the monster wife first. Angel wife will come from Heaven to try set you in the right path again. After a cycle between each of them raping you they will eventually have to strike a compromise

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392803
>NO. DO NOT MARRY THE GREENWORM.
>But-
>I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT GUY SAID
>But-
>THEY'RE NOT CUTER THAN ME BUCKO, BACK INTO THE CARAVAN, COME ON

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about half way through Magus Anon's story.
I really like it, but god damn do the undead suck ass in this setting. What a bunch of jerks, and this is coming from someone who normally likes Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392838
por que sera un puta, pendejo

[Anonymous No.]

>nine months later

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing more adorable and wholsome than a young boy and his young kobold puppy companion discovering sex for the first time together in the backyard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392870
What do you like most about Liches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392827
I'm bland enough that the angels aren't going to waste resources monitoring me. I'm free to talk about monster wives and angel wives all I want.
>>34392838
I considered it, but wouldn't being in a non-monogamous relationship make the angel sad?
>>34392842
That's a lot of rape, I don't know if my mind or pelvis is up for that much abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm is a better dragon than a dragon, prove me wrong, ya can't because dragons die virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392820
Maybe, I'm just replying to all the posts with the Valkyrie because she's my favorite girl in MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392870
Link? I am in desperate need of anything with undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392910
Hey Wurmfriend what's the status on your riding wurmy drawing also tell me about the dream last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392924
still sketch stage and dreamt of being a baphos servant

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392870
The Wight lady was more than fine
The lich and her husband were a nice couple, if a bit weird
The only real asshats there were the Vampires, and even then it's sort of their whole thing
I'm sure an undead realm with a Wight or a Ghost on top would be way more welcoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392883
>most anons and their waifus happily seeing their newborn
>frustrated dragon and anon at the fertility clinic again

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392910
Wurms don't have wings for wing hungs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392888
They aren't the best monster imo, but they're up there.
I just like their kuu attitude and mage girls are always top tier. They're always intelligent and mysterious, and typically have big mana tanks. They'd never go for some dumb fuck like me, but it's a nice fantasy to have all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392935
How lewd and is there a cowboy hat involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392820
I dunno but I think there is something cute about holy beings using tons of excuses to rape instead of rape outright

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392939
inconceivable

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392945
yes
>>34392956
staight up fucking and yes there will be now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392977
Carlos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392978
Too small for proper winghugs, the point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392939
>Wasting time doing anything but trying to get a new dragon into the world
They have only themselves to blame, gotta get to work if you wanna overcome that mythical dragon infertility

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392996
dragons smell like dirty coins and virginity, wurms smell like the outdoors and good dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>34388635
>maulestation
that's a DAMN good word

[Anonymous No.]

My werecat breaths fire, what does yours do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34391596
I fuckin' adore these helltaker-style pieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392755
This gave me a mild amount of amusement

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393016
If you stop they get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393104
thats why wurms are better, they can be knocked way easier than a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393138
these peaches taste.. punny

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393138
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393104
>Dear please, we have been going at it for days, taking breaks only to sleep or get food and water, and continuing after we have gotten it, and continue to do so while we eat, I just want maybe an hour to relax with you
>*Dragon rumbles of displeasure*

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393141
You mean they taste like ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392955
Nonsense, every sorcerer/mad scientest needs a dimwitted assistant/minion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393157
Do you really need to stop for food, water, or sex? Aren't you really just slacking off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393233
cat ass to be exact

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393138
What would happen if you started slapping them like a pair bongos?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is a mofu virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393138
Are Cheshires pack hunters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393362
no. keep them away, mama always not to trust 'em. keeep 'em awaaaaaaaaayy froooooom meeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393138
Excuse me, I didn't order this. Either of them. I think you have the wrong house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393138
should i pull on the tails with one hand and put two in the pink n one in the stink with the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>34378581

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393362
>army of cheshires
I can hear their laughter from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393487
how would one get this to happen to them, asking for academic reasons of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393362
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393530
oh yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393362
Alright, which one of you geniuses let her drink the doppelganger potion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393562
i did. she told it be funni. it very funni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393562
It's all one singular cheshire that decided to say fuck your laws of physics and duplicate to infinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393562
It was me.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu keeps a stock of doppelganger potions around for various purposes.
If she takes one, the results can be rather harrowing. All those eyes looking at me...
And then she strikes and I cum myself silly.
One time, she actually managed to hold back and we cuddled as a foursome. It was pretty relaxing. I think she was happy about it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393630
reminds me when wurmy was diggin, she found a whole chest of 'em. she drank 'em all and lets just say, the whole house was covered in our love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393630
I never thought about using a doppel potion for cuddling. Your wife sounds like a smart one, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

what if a doppel used doppel position?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393630
>Your waifu drinks a doppelganger potion while you drink a tentacle potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393701
meant to type potion but fuck it lets roll with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393138
lmao what if they grew spider legs or something and became butt creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393684
>Your wife sounds like a smart one, anon
She'd be happy to hear that
>>34393714
No comment

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that the only acceptable school uniform for young MGs is something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393735
i'll make a wurm daki at some point

[A wild Lilim No.]

!TRADE OFFER!

You receive: sexual pleasure

I receive: lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393785
!trade offer!
no

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393714
that sounds all kinda of amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392820
I dunno. I think it’s pretty cool how in most setting people headcanon gods, angels and saints would use divine will to have sex while here they’d actually do that.

[Anonymous No.]

!TRADE OFFER!

You receive: sexual pleasure

I receive: lunch

[Anonymous No.]

hey, is it me or does wurmy seem off today

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393362
May i have a single cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393843
not a wurm, not a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393785
Offer rejected. Lims dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393853
Sorry anon, because a large group of Cheshire sextuplets got into the doppelganger potions, you have to get them in bulk or not at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393843
!TRADE OFFER!
>I recieve: Lunch
>(You) recieve: Lunch
>Make mwee lunch already anon

[Anonymous No.]

does sabbath come with a goat guitar?,

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393846
She looks dehydrated! Probably needs a nice water and maybe some salad! Go on, offer her a squirt and a salad toss!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

!TRADE OFFER!
I receive:a hubby
You recieve depending on your actions: powdered pelvis, or a brusied pelvis
Choice is yours~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393843
Deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393931
Got any toaster strudel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393869
I-i can't take care of that many cheshires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393953
nah, but got milk for ya on tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393960
It doesn't matter.
They've split up and each searched for more doppel potions.
The world can't take care of this many cheshires.
It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393982
no, it ain't. Hans get the spray bottle, the heavy spray bottle

[Anonymous No.]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394008
Why do I need a boat? I can lay on her tummy and she can swim me around instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>34393858
R00d

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394008
I may not be the best swimmer.
I may not be the strongest guy around.
I may not have the talent or the training to tango with a monstergirl.
But I'm going to jump overboard and wrassle that shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394008
>that one sharkgirl manga never got scanlated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394025
>Why do I need a boat?
Because they have floof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394008
how in god's name did a fish come to my farm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394074
landshark, the cleverest of all shark species

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394092
she fell through my goddamn roof, i think these gremilns are up to something

[Anonymous No.]

Sign please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394140
Only after I read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394145
There's no need for that. Just sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394154
Oh Please, it just looks really short, I'm sure she hasn't put too much there .

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394180
>inb4 atomsized fineprint is involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394140
Do you think demons show off their contract drafts to their friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394197
That makes me start to think she's older than she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394216
with monsters, you never know

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394233
>Mam, are you actually a loli?
>'Does it matter?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394233
Nonsense, I know for a fact that my otohime wife is 17.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394244
>anon tell me where did she touch you and made you sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394257
should I tell him or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394257
That's a real pretty seahorsedragonlady piece

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394257
>>34394275
hold on, are those automata joints? fuckin' neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394140
i'll sign it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394227
I'm having lewd thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394140
I like her little socks

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire grabbed my ass and I farted.
She is never gonna let me live that down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394244

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394244
Did she offer you free beer and rock CDs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394326
>You have perfectly good sisters, use them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394328
No, she would have had to offer me some good popcorn and Tea

[Anonymous No.]

How does your wife feel about incest with your children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394328
for me, needs to be guns, boomer shooters, and a model to pose for me to draw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394366
Only if they make the first move is she OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>34394350
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394350
She encourages it at every opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would stay around after an offcial kind of party like a prom or school/club event and help clean up? Because that's probably who and what I would end up spending time with after being lonely during one of those events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34381543
>But they have their own board
shhhhhh, if you say that too loudly a janny will ban you

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a few commissions specifically based around wight claws, if you've got any ideas for themed wight claws bouncing around in those Anon heads, now's the time to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394350
That was, after all, the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394414
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
Sharp long painted pretty nail claws peeling hair thin curls from an apple spelling something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
Wight claws like the Spongebob spiky fists

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394284
It looks like something out of M.A.T.E., if I'm not mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394350
They're ok with it but only if the daughter makes the first move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34380394
Shouldn't there be some indentations from her as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
A guy who has been absolutely eviscerated with spectral claw marks. I guess that would just be spooky soul juice leaking out or some ghost gas leaking out, anything to show that the poor guy has been getting SHREDDED by his sadistic wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
Stabbing your from behind while saying "Guess who?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394442
>>34394284
It is, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394459
Glad to see I didn't misspeak. Happy that it got a physical release even if it is a niche game and setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
A cozy, wholesome hug that turns into a brutal sexecution with no movement on her part, just the summoning of her claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394393

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
2 wights doing one of those russian slapping contest things

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394350
Do boys grow up to be assholes from not having a father present in their lives?
Do incubi act like total pricks if they were raised by only a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394470
Actually it never got the physical release due to COVID fucking over printing/shipping and lack of funding to compensate for such. It did digitally release, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394484
Unfortunate to hear that, but again, am glad it was able to be released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
Wight spectral stand going ara ara ara ara against Vampire going muda muda muda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394442
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394472
Holy fuck Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394493
Indeed. Still very cool it came out at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394502
Acronym that stands for Mermaids After The End, a tabletop game developed predominantly by ELH as a sort of post-apocalyptic underwater focused game. Featured cyborg mermaids, some lore to it, and different models of said mermaids as cyborg monster girls like the Otohime that had been posted and the Leviathan right above me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394442
>>34394502
>>34394526
NVM, I looked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd bear

[Anonymous No.]

Cyber-flayer!

[Anonymous No.]

Appreciating all the golden ideas being tossed in response to >>34394420 , but much like the wight tongue commissions, it's specifically about the claw. Noting some of those ideas down regardless! Also new commission, this time featuring Hyria, from Anonymoose's saga. She's a fashionista wight, discovering denim for the first time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394420
I like that they can drop with with just a finger but they may come out a little muted as far as pictures go.
I'd also kinda like something that looks like she's ripping your soul out, maybe with some reassuring statement like "Dont worry, I'll give it back later" or "Don't be such a baby, it grows back"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394601
And a second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394596
BEEG version is too powerful for 4chan, but he's a web res

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are probably more tolerant of the sensitivity of their vagina but imagine if their monster mana made men WAY less tolerant of the sensation of their penis being milked, they would start moaning really loud like submissive women and want to take things slowly only to get fucked HARD by monster who can't hold back

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394437
kill yourself simp

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394613
Do not trust Mindflayers. Do not trust Trenchers. Do not trust Mounties. Don't trust anybody, but especially not [ HER ].

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394651
i trust wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394535
Anyway I've said too much, and since I'm going into the long dream, have a sea shanty from a pretty under-realized game thanks to shitty devs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EtOAaK19bA

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394651
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394609
>those hips
I don't know if those jorts are ready for the task set before them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394474
cute bug, I want to make her blush.
I would definitely work up the courage to ask to spend more time with her after finishing cleaning up together! Or maybe we would keep running into each other solely at those events over time, and getting closer and closer during each one until we get together for good a year later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394659
Office cow!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394803
I want a cupid to wrestle me into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394838
Do you think white horns shed their antlers like deer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394852
Maybe, maybe not.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, take the wife out to eat and enjoy a good meal at a local joint.
Getting out will do her some good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394838
God, white horns are so pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394873
Going outside is for losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394904
Anon please.
Technically your wife is always outside like that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394904
well technically, if you really think about it, the digestive tract is just one long tube that runs through the body, things that go "into" it don't actually go into the body itself, it just sits in there as it passes through, which mean that you're technically always outside when you're with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394929
>tfw no cuddleslut dragon waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394474
it'd be fun to massage one and casually mention how backed up her venom glands feel

[Anonymous No.]

i must have speed, what waifu is speed incarnate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ckR822Wu4k

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395121
can't get faster than instant transmission

[Anonymous No.]

How would you make a horror movie that well sell big in the demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395121

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395167

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395206
But anon my monster maid is my girlfriend you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394651
I used to not trust flayers, but I have been shown the error of my ways. The prospect of trusting anybody other than my mindflayer mistress is now completely inconceivable.

[Anonymous No.]

Does sabbath girls want 19 dollar fortnite cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395220

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394882
The prettiest!

[Anonymous No.]

I've been trying to think up of a modern day MGE setting, but it's really hard. Can I get some good examples to flesh out a modern setting in my head?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395281
she seems nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395281
that's a cool cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395262
I would recommend focusing on a specific aspect of modern life and going from it there. LLLUU, for example, is doing the Pandemonium Initiative, which is focused on office life in the MGE world, and it is pretty nice. Rather than try and incorporate everything about the modern world, just pay attention to whatever it is that you want to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

How much motivation do I need till I’m able to dumpster a lilim on the hardest difficulty and not getting hit once? Also what’s the best insults so I can rub it in her face that she lost to a mere human?

[Anonymous No.]

Druella will be the next demon lord and Lilith will become a goddess and rewrite the world to the monsters' favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395262

[Anonymous No.]

>>34392629
So if you want a valk wife you need to be the kind of guy who huffs airhorn gas and listens to limp bizkit?

[Anonymous No.]

>muffled screaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395281
What does she want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395416
Another man went too deep into the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

You don't mind the Tanuki filming you having sex with your wife for her porn-site channel, right? You'll get a cut of the revenue for your video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395479
I will beat any pornographer to death and not soil my work for the doalr

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395491
You will bend the knee to Tanuki to keep the economy going and the capital peaking on the charts, boyim. Kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34394803
>Cupid's target is a salaryman.
>Infiltrates the company by applying for a job and getting hired, just to get closer to her target.
>While maintaining the position as a productive employee, tracks her target, observing his daily routine for the right time to strike.
>Oblivious to her giant wings and silly beret giving her away the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395416

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395491
Your penis and balls are practically a goldmine to them for money opportunities, you will continue to be pursued by greedy monsters, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395323
Shepherd's stuff is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

good nite will try and dream of the wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395539
I would try and seduce her just to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395557
Black Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34395545
Can't be controlled if I want nothing they have to offer

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>>34395479
fuck those damn nukis, i can't make love to my wife without these nuks wanting to make porn doesn't help I have scars on my pp

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>>34395539
>So Ms. Cupid. Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
>'Yes.'
>I like your moxie, you're hired!

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>>34395539
gonna be awkward when she finds out he has a crush on her

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>>34389021
>>34393
For fuck's sake... Alright, Word Of Power time. It's Grincat. Always has been, always will be. Not Cheshire. I'm not saying this towards the trolls who've flooded this thread with Cheshire shit - they've no hope already. I'm saying this for your benefit - the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it's not Cheshire. It started a few months ago, and it's everywhere. Take it from me. It's Grincat. You don't have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don't, just keep it in the back of your head...the last flickering candle of truth. She's the Grincat. Not Cheshire. Have some Whitesnek too (not Shirohebi).

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>>34395587
They have money and chicks dig money!
Tanuki knows because she is one!

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>>34395479
It'll be so inspirational I'll be signing my name on little manticores tails for years to come.

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KC tweeted on Devil Bug:

>Devil Bug-chan, G is often said to be unreasonable or unpleasant, but their husbands say, "I only need to know the charm of these girls." I taught Devil Bug-chan how to serve and do household chores, and made Harlem by wearing maid clothes from all over the world from French to Victoria.

In other words, apparently you can train them into the harem you want. Still.... doesnt it feel like a worse version of Khepri?

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>>34395479
To be honest I'm not really comfortable with people seeing and jerking off to my naked wife.

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Casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex.
I will test this out on a salamander.

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>>34395908
Ogre is actually the MG made for this.

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All Angels Are Bastards (AAAB)

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>>34396007
Impossible, in order to be a bastard, they would have to be born out of wedlock, and what kind of angel is having sex with someone they are not married to?

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>>34396071
t. angel scum

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>>34396007
Dark angels are great girls and will adapt to whatever their husbands wants in a instant. And normal angels can become dark angels, so they aren't worthless.

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>>34395614
>scars on my pp
some monsters would absolutely dig that. It's like scars on your body, but lewder.

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>Your guardian angel sees you fapping to demon porn
>She can't let you fall for those whores
>So she does the only thing she can
>Magics her way into your room while your going at it and start to suck you off so you don't cum to demons
>Another day and soul saved by angels

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>>34396252
>She saved you from cumming to demons
>but made you defile the sacred instead
You are still a sinner

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>>34396331
I'm pretty sure angels are really into getting defied.
I'm gonna defile her womb with my seed.

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>>34396331
>defile the sacred
That sounds like the name of a dark Angel/Valkyrie bar

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>>34396252
A true guardian angel would just put a filter on your internet so you can never look at demons or other MGs and replace all the porn you have with personally done photos and videos of her.
Angels are better as yanderes.

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>>34396408
>Planning on meeting up with buddy in MGC for a night of drinking
>Worried on getting raped, so you two settled on a bar mostly frequented by angels, who he assures you wont drag you into a backalley to rape you... probably
>You don't quite remember the name of the place, but given how monsters generally name things after their species, you could probably get away with guesses in the general area
>So, you head on out
>End up in the right part of town, and hey, tjust like you thought, that bar has something to do with the sacred, name is a little odd, but usually religious stuff had rules against drinking, so a bar for them would be rebellious
>As soon as you enter, you realize your mistake
>They are all fallen angels, or fallen valkyries
>And they are all looking at you, the only male in the bar
>You hear the sound of the door being locked behind you
>Probably should have memorized the name of the bar after all

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>>34396430
I hate yanderes, but a yandere-light Angel sounds top tier.

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>>34396525
I need to find this bar, right now!

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>>34396525

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*blocks your path*

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>>34397213
>man with no willpower wonders why his life sucks

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>>34397213
>instant loss: Male

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What quest chain do I have to complete to get the orc chieftess’s hand in marriage

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>>34397213
Oh no, a 2v1 boss battle?! Anon has work in the morning!

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>>34397311
The one where you look for mankriks wife

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>>34397213
of all the stuff in the MG anthology why did this get not only a serialisation but an adaption too?

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>>34397213
>>34397331
What's this now?

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>>34397554
>anime
read file name
>anthology
https://mangakakalot.com/chapter/jingai_no_yome_to_icha_icha_suru_anthology_comic/chapter_13
Chapter 13 is the base

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>>34397659
>thinking 13 is the best
>when 2, 8 and 12 exist

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>>34397741
>base not best
wait I'm an idoit

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>>34397741
cute stuff

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BIG FLUFFY PAWS

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>>34397782
who's in charge here?

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>>34397741
I foresee great usage for this

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>>34397809
>>34397782
Dullahans are cute. There, I said it. I'm not ashamed.

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>>34397741
>chapter 8
quality stuff

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>>34397903
Yes they are. Even if I don't have nearly enough pictures of them that can be posted on a blue board

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>>34397903
Dullahans aren't cute.
They are adorable.
Lots of lewd potential too, like being able to kiss her while doing her from behind.

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>>34398183
Monoeyes are cute! Cute I say!

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>>34397796
They're cute until your head gets squished like a grape