Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Babies or something


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[Anonymous No.]

Love sandworms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370624
Don't forget, Ittan-momen are known for smothering humans.

[Anonymous No.]

There is fox trickery afoot, guard yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370943
Ittan-Momen that gets really anal about seperating the colors when washing her so she doesn't get stained a faint shade of pink or green.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a CC oni

[Anonymous No.]

All glory be to the Sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370971
What kind of CC Oni do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370960
>silver hair + amber eyes
Is there a better combination? I dare say there is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370818
But anon who would just lie on the internet

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34371009
That anon is lying, nobody would ever lie on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370989
any that can return my love for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370960
Nonsense. Foxes would never trick anybody, and they would certainly not form a mafia to trick humans easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370801
>One of us! One of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371117
It’s not a trick if they signed the agreement!

[Anonymous No.]

here is the lewd i did
https://imgur.com/kjdG7vw

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371117
I'm going to take loans from the mofu mafia never pay them off. Like, what are they going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the maid the academy sent you anon, say something nice to her, she's tried very hard to get here.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I draw the attention of a Dryad?

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>>34371151
Very nice, she's going to make a excellent painting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371156
i don't remember ordering a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371117
Got into debt to the Mofukuza, now stuck frying tofu as a street vendor and collecting payments for an underground mofu salon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371151
I like it. Can't wait to see the Wurm riding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371153
Usually they reach out to their Tanuki branch to “collect” on you. Not a cent gets by them, after all.
If you’re unlucky or publicly prominent, however, they might send an enforcer to make an example out of you.

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>>34371177
uhhh it's on the house

[Anonymous No.]

>Fleeing the country to escape mofukuza
They will never catch me now, I am outside of their reach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371226
how did ya get my address it in the bum fuck nowhere, but extra hands on the ranch is always appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371151
>filename
i agree i can't tell whats going on either is there booba and virginia and im blind or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371215
That's a cute fox.

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>>34371215
>move into new neighbourhood
>refuse to pay protection money to mofukuza
>impregnate the enforcers they send
>now untouchable because they can't go against an in-law of the family
Now to relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371151
Maybe a little too much shadow on the top side of her tail but otherwise incredibly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371156
No thanks, I'm sending her back. With a body like that, she's going to knock over all the vases for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371003
Amber hair and emerald eyes is the superior fox flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371334
thanks for the advice

[Anonymous No.]

You think there'd be some lizardgirl out there who'd revive R. Lee. Ermey for a duel or something after watching one of his shows? Would some musically inclined mamono try and revive Johnny Cash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371338
>sad scuttling away

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>>34371343
I'm gonna needs pics for proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371311
She’s a high-ranking member only known by her nickname, “Nirvana.” It’s said that the lightest touch from her tail results in instant, crippling mofu addiction to a staggering degree.
Fortunately, it’s rare that she’s called upon; men so afflicted aren’t good for much aside from being tail-care servants and bedwarmers.

[Anonymous No.]

She's just looking at me lifting her tail, what does it mean though

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>>34371416
she's asking you to brush her tail, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ignorant farmer hears that Apophis are kind of like queens and sends one a letter asking for her hand in marriage in exchange for 45 heads of cattle
>It works but he has trouble finding the time to farm when hopped up on venom 24/7
>Apophis wife has gotten used to the lifestyle surprisingly quickly

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>>34371416
It means get in there and fluff it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371458
Seems like aphophis rejected the modern world and returned to tradition.

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>>34371394
>the wrinkle under the eye
instant boner, I think I have -1000% CC resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371416
to put in the pooper

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>>34371233
Well done Anon. You successfully evaded the mofukuza. Evil foxes lost against Your wit.
Was it worth it?

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>>34371485
Now my bed will smell like burnt dog.

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>>34371031
>tfw no zombie who feels extreme pleasure when you run your fingers over her stitches

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>>34371374
The sheer volume of fox pics makes it hard to sort through them for the cutest ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371623
>panties are showing
That fox is a sloot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371600
Zombie stitches spotted. Initiating groping maneuvers

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>>34371156
The idea of feeling a bug maid's antennae run up and down my back during a massage sounds really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371156
Her chitin looks shiny and her antennae are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

How does she steal someone's virginity with that long tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a big floofsnake

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>>34371528
The dog is fireproof silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371714
>You can reward her by shining her chitin
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370183
Bwoah it's only -30C master, let's go to the sauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371730
It's not the tongue you should worry about it's her poison to immobilize you.

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>>34371458
His new cows can milk themselves and take care of the farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371708
Smooth antenna and pointy legs running up and down your back sounds heavenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371748
I wonder how she would react to me lightly brushing her antennae and giving them little kisses.

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>>34371808
I imagine elated, even more so than a nice headpat. Although you're probably going to be feeling a little funny soon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34371808
Kinda makes me want a blind oomukade that tentatively feels you over with her antenna. After the brutal rape, of course.

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>>34371909
God that sounds adorable.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894

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>>34371909
I could also see this working with a mantis or maybe even a devil bug.

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>>34371964
I thought from the thumbnail that it was two of them hugging with one being heavily pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

Haremfags, how do you handle giving attention to your wives? Do they all get equal amounts, or do some get more than others?

[Anonymous No.]

The best monsters are titty monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370960
Does this look like the face of a trickster?

[Anonymous No.]

human males exist to be broken by big mamono

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>>34372062
Head wife gets slightly more attention by virtue of being at the top of the hierarchy, but that doesn't mean the others are left wanting.

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>>34372099
And men belong between titty monster's boobs.

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>>34372141
Not just broken, but tenderly loved, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372174
Of course. After they break the male, they give him love and cuddles, because they care a lot, they're just rough and very affectionate.

[Anonymous No.]

magic fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372099
>>34372172
wtf assbros noooooOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

titties are nice and all but ass is always better

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371902
I definitely wanna touch Bapho-chan all over. I'll do it slowly and lewdly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372172
Indeed. It is a place of great comfort.

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>>34372062
I don't know if this is the same for monster girls in MGE, but there is a limit to how much affection some people like receiving. Some people are happy with receiving small amounts of affection and get uncomfortable once you pass that threshold, let's call this category the "needs." Other people have a minimum threshold for affection but will accept and enjoy all the excess affection you give them, let's call this category the "greeds." The trick is to set up your harem even though this works best when it is just a bigamy so you satisfy the needs first, then pour all of your remaining love into the greeds. I think species that already have stuff they enjoy doing like maids, mages, or nation-leaders would be needs, and species that focus mostly on sex would be greeds.

[Anonymous No.]

pinching goat cheeks > ass > titties

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>>34372141
But my wife is a gentle giant who loves when I'm in control and holding her. Did she not come with the correct BEEG girl standard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372327
She's mentally ill. But those people need love too so I guess it's fine.

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>>34372358
Good because to me she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372141
What, can't hear you over me fucking my 8 ft tall wurm wife doggystyle.

[Anonymous No.]

If there's no natural predators, then evolution will favor the ones who reproduce the most.
This is why wurms will be the dominant species of the planet.

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>>34372412
I shall usher in a new age of global wurm repopulation

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>>34371902
So, on Portal Day, how many lolicons are getting personal visits from Baphs that will go exactly like this?

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>>34372412
If that's the case then monsters that lay a clutch of eggs will, so so hello to your Mucus Toad overlords

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>>34372581
0, none of the touching will be slow

[Anonymous No.]

I had a thought, an incubus anon was born into a dragon family is sent to the countryside to met his wurm cousins

[Anonymous No.]

>Order priest attempts to infiltrate a Fallen God church by posing as one of the believers
>the dark priest in charge immediately knows he is sus
>gets asked to stay behind for questioning after the service has ended and the church has emptied
>the dark priest brings before the altar a strange looking harpy with extremely lecherous looking expression
>"If you truly have accepted the Fallen God into your heart then bow down before the sacred jubjub!"
>He does as he is bid
>"Huh, is that all these monsters are going to ask of me?"
>right after he does it the jubjub cums and her nethers become soaked
>he feels repulsed but also strangely aroused, not that he would admit it
>"Now, lick the sacred jubjub!"
>He hesitates for too long so the dark priest shoves his head into the jubjub's crotch
>he got thoroughly "baptized" after that

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>>34372324
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894

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>>34372325
Exceedingly shit taste

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>>34372587
What if she suddenly splurts hundreds of eggs out her slimey green pussy all over your dick for the lolz haha after her body finishes working your fresh cum in her womb from disgustingly lewd frog sex haha

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>>34372587
there putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freakin frogs gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372635
Wonder what the strategy to politely excuse yourself before the black mass orgy is.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the worst MG opinion/taste you've seen on this board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372705
>Anyway, my broskis, I gotta bounce. Bounce on ya girls cunt. Hey gottem. Ok see ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372769
Lolifags.

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>>34372062
Everyone gets equal amounts of love. I'm pretty autistic about extending this to commissions too, everyone stays at even numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34371962
Post-apocalypse Cockatrice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372705
>"I have IBS."

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>>34372705
my dick is a gun

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>>34364582
While this has not been explicitly changed from canon, it has defacto been removed by subsequent information. Just like how monstergirls having standards for stronger men got progressively eroded to the point it is now more of a preference in the absence of an interested man, rather than a standard to be met. Note that even the profile says "the truth is uncertain" so it seems KC was wavering about that even back them.

I guess MGs "releasing" men after rape could still happen in rare circumstances, or maybe as a "foreplay" where he comes back. I see it specially prominent on proud monsters like the Dragon, possibly Jinko. So she rapes the man, releases him and then when he comes back she can claim "W-Well, I guess I have no choice to marry you. But remember, YOU came back, YOU are the one that asked for this. I was not husband hunting or anything like that, this is beneath me, this is disgusting. You are the one asking for me."

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If she's not a worm, she's a thot

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>>34372705
Continuously sputtering out you have to go. As you're walking out start to stumble a little and have spaghetti falling out of your pockets.
Works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372991
what about a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372802
based mature woman enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

how long have I been here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372991
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372099
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372358
Big girls are for cuddling, spoiling, pampering and taking care of.

[Anonymous No.]

>pharaoh decides that to beat the apophis she must become one herself and outdo her at her own game

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>>34372099
Got any /ss/ of her?

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>>34373154
>>34373218
>>34373233
Something about dark skinned girls really triggers my breeding instincts.

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>>34370894

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>>34373287
what about tanlines

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>>34373218
The only thing better than being held in the arms of a strong monster girls is being held by four of them.

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>>34373324
I enjoy girls that have them, but it doesn't create the same response that full on tan or dark skinned monster girls do. I also think they look better on mature bodies, but that may just be because I prefer mature women in general.

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>>34373373
>>34373287
you have jungle fever; tired of of the norm of fair skin and like exotic things

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>>34373287
2D dark skinned girls are a blessing from the heavens (or hell if you're into dark skinned demonsi)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372988
Where do I get a digest of the setting as it stands today? I wanna write something but I don't know anything about it besides "monster girls rape men"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373287
I'd live in a demon realm filled with nothing but dark elves, amazonesses, hellhounds, anubi, ocelomeh, and dark-skinned variants of all sorts of other monsters.

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>>34373521
Rape isn't literal in MGE. Entries are pretty much hyperbole and exaggeration from the point of view of an unreliable narrator.
>I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion. Actually, it is not used in serious nuance. For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!" At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word.
>Additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.
He is a man who lives in the world of MGE, and separate from myself, His descriptions are basicaly generalization, and it is not always true because he has not the viewpoint of the creater. Also, he is sympathetic to MGs but maintain an attitude of neutrality, and sometimes is even critical. And MGE is the book which is written in a "warn people of the menace of MGs" tone, so it`s descriptions are often more threatening than the monsters actually are.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34373661
to sin is to put it in the anus

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>>34373521
With monsters love goes with lust. They may "attack" a man as "prey" but after tasting him and his desire their body changes to be only for him, to the point that they are incapable of feeling pleasure from other men and find the mana of other men disgusting. After that even though some breeds may consider him a "slave" or "food" it is just the word that they use for beloved husband. Monsters pretty much feed off of the energy created when a monster and her husband have sex.
>That is to say, more passionate sex with one's partner, filled with love and pleasure, is required. Due to the nature of monsters, I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount. In order to deliciously feed on mana and satisfy herself, “being joined with one's beloved partner”, and “sex that is filled with mutual pleasure and happiness” are elements that cannot be absent.

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>>34373684
yes, unless you got a second or third penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373097
Bacon antenna.

[Anonymous No.]

Never judge a book by its cover. But damn this book is looking amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Human gal turned werewolf
>Accustomed to living in human towns and working
>Has a higher chance to share interests beyond creampies
>Knows recipes beyond fire+meat
>Is willing to switch who’s on top
>Will happily take baths
>Don’t have to marry a whole pack if you like her
>Any sons you have won’t be claimed the instant they’re a born via scent
Wild born werewolf
>Hates living in human settlements and only willing to tolerate a farm
>Only hobbies are sex and hunting
>Worse cooks than dragons
>Doggiestyle everyday all day and if you can’t keep up she presses you against the wall
>Stinky dog
>Must marry all her sisters as well
>Have to deal with the constant visit of “nannies” Attempting to claim your son

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373731
Don't you dare talk about my waifu like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373778
I'll go with a monster girl that was born a monster girl.

With human girls turned monster girls, there's always the chance that the human girl was a cock-gobbling slut when she was a human, and you'll be the one she settles down with. Monster girls born monster girls are 100% pure. You are and will always be her one and only mate.

Also, wild born werewolf sounds better anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>Work as a bank teller in one of the worse parts of MGC
>Lot's of crime and all that, but hey, it's this or the homeless shelter
>It's a nice bank though, despite the location. The vault is state of the art, not even a wurm could burrow through it, and your pretty sure the wards could repel anything short of a lilim trying to magic their way in, and they would still have a chance if it were to come to that
>Only been working here for a month, but the bank has been robbed at least 20 times, 4 of which were on the same day
>That was a weird one, they spent so long arguing over who was robbing who the cops showed up and arrested them all
>The vault is untouched though, turns out the monsters are more interested in the tellers than the cash
>It's a miracle you haven't been scooped up and hauled away in one of the many heists that have already happen, not for lack of trying
>You still don't know how you got away from that hellhound last week, you swear half the time the "anti-monster spray" the company is legally obligated to provide you is actually just sugarwater, and the other half you are convinced it's sugarwater, but it had a pepper dipped in it during production.
>Though John did disappear that day, and he did always talk about liking hellhounds....
>Enough daydreaming you have work to do
>Put on your best customer service face, and look at the next client in line
>It's an Ocelomeh, and the way she keeps looking between you and the Amazon, Lamia, and Salamander spread throughout the bank, you're pretty sure you know where this is going
>"I don't suppose you want the money?"
>She just smiles, and puts on a mask she pulled out from... somewhere
>Such is life in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373778
going with a feral monster girls cause i ain't much a people person

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373823
>born monster girls are 100% pure cock-gobbling sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373778
doing a pretty good job of advertisin feral mamono, anon
they sound lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373823
And that's why childhood friend turned mamono is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373843
Yes, but it's only one cock: hubby's cock.

Human born there's a chance it was dozens of dicks, maybe even hundreds, each belonging to a different man. Given how single, middle-aged women think. I wouldn't put it past them to monsterize en masse to retain their youth, and whoever ends up marrying them is gonna have a monster wife that was a total whore. No thanks. I'll take that monster that was born a monster.

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>>34371156
I'd probably wouldn't refuse her but having her scuttle around is going to send shivers down my spine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373843
Do not provoke the mofucore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372769
Ovipositor lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373778
Elf girl turned dragon
>all the arrogance of a dragon
>plus all the arrogance of an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373843
Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel
Born to teach them all to heel

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>>34373890
>hundreds
Anon, I think that's pushing it quite a bit.

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>>34373925
Not him but already happens irl, do the math

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>>34373940
Wh-wha? Where and when? I've honestly never heard of this before.

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>>34373925
My neighbor has gone through well over a dozen guys in the past year alone. She's 39. And that's just what I've seen from the number of different cars and guys I've seen over there. Who knows what else goes on. I don't know when she started, but if it was at 18, well, you're in the hundreds if the pace has been the same. It's not out of the realm of possibility.

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>>34373900
>don't worry master I'l scuttle softly!
>puts on little socks over the centipede legs
If she did that I think she deserves a kiss regardless of whether or not it actually helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373974
>muffled scuttling in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>34372769
any of the various incessant meme monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373496
2D brown girls are exceptional

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>>34373972
I'd rather not judge a book by it's cover, as they/some might be friends, but, that kind of whoring around ain't good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373900
>get centimaid
>hard working
>reliable
>very sweet
>catching so much as a glance at her bug half makes every lizard neuron in your brain want to jump out a window

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373974
Those nuki's at the clothing shop made a fortune by upping the price of each sock.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerdy dark mage that bitches about magic systems in fantasy books/games

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374047
Nerdy dark mage in a very comfy sweater.

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>>34374003
>embarrassingly sitting in the corner with you hands over your face
>no pants on
>had to take them off when you woke up and saw your centimaid scuttling on the ceiling doing some dusting
>centimaid still took your soiled pants and bedsheets to the washer
>she's so nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373982
Imagine polishing the floor and thousands of slipping sock noises from across the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374047
>Nerdy dark mage using you as a dick throne for passive relief while she angrily writes a response post on how harry potter is a horrible system to take insiration from

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374021
I'm going to mating press the shit out of that nuki for being mean to the oomukades

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374097
i would be laughing and cumming at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374097
I thought we got over our hate of harry potter and moved on to hating other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374125
I can hate two things at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374097
I gotta be honest
What IS a good magic system in fiction? everything seems to run okay at first and then just shits the bed.
Is MGE a good magic system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374125
There is always time for hating harry potter

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374168
The only good ones are soft and inscrutable. All others lose that magical quality and become either video game mechanics or a lesson in physics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374168
dnd spell slots is fine, the mana system of you have mana you can do thing is fine
mge has the mana system

[Anonymous No.]

is she a console gamer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374260
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374260
She only plays retro games, it's hard to get the newest consoles and games in the snowy region

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374138
that implies that there are things you dont hate while those to things have your hate like some sort of slot system

[Anonymous No.]

I feel an urge to help a monstergirl in need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374003
>>34374076
>centimaid offers full body massage wrap
>can't say no to that face
>pretty you made contact with your reptilian ancestors during it
>muscles have never been so loose though

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374317
Gonna give her a bath, buy her new clothes, adopt and tutor her so she can become an accomplished career woman and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374097
More of Saphirette when?

[Anonymous No.]

I think this demon is trying to tell me something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374416
Anon isn't it obvious? She clearly is hinting at wanting to get married. Hence the motion of putting a ring on her finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374260
She's a PC gamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374357
>centimaid finally gets her hands on master
>mainly because he looked at her legs a little too long and his soul left his body

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374416
Don't fall for her tricks anon she's not a demon
She's a DEVIL
those boobs will vanish once you seal the deal, don't get caught with her tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374416
She's telling you that she's really an angel and you only see demons because you're afraid to let go. You actually died in Vietnam.

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>>34370894

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>>34374464
But I thought demons were the lithe cutting boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374522
Bless

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374522
what does the worm part feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374522
I want to give her worm body a big smack

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374627
Soft, squishy, and warm. Extremely huggable and makes for the perfect thing to lay on and sleep. Of course you have to show her human part with just as much love

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374627
Soft and squishy. You could easily fall asleep on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374522
cute, is she someone's waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374678
>wormwife gets upset that you only show love her for her wormparts

[Anonymous No.]

I would love Shog even more if she stopped wearing the maid outfit.
I've never really liked them, always looked a little odd to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374686
>New commission done for @twitter removed
of their sona as a Wonderworm from the monster girl encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374678
Would a Wonderworm take pity on a weary traveller and offer him a place to rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374706

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>>34374754
Very nice.
Shogs in dresses, Shogs in casualwear.
Shogs in anything other than medio outfits.
Naked Shogs are even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374627
Soft, smooth and pillowy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374767
Feral shog best shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374769
How does she get that leotard on and off?

[Anonymous No.]

loli demon lords!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374260
Which mg plays too much god of war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374874
>after asking that question anon was never heard from again

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a monster hag that has gotten so desperate her body has entered super-fertile mode, as if begging for someone to come and breed her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374874
It’s a peel and stick or in this case a peel and dick

[Anonymous No.]

>friend tells me that one edgelord capeshit show has a hero called monster girl
>check it out
>disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374715
Oh I see. Very nice, I like all kind of new worm art. Even Wurms, but don't tell anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374928
Which edgelord capeshit show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374928
>>34374957
I didn't know Invincible got a cartoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374928
The later plot of aliens secretly invading to breed with the humans is great. I just wished it focused more on the female ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374706
>>34374767
I'd tell a Shoggoth to stop larping as a maid because she's not a servant, she's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno bros it doesn't seem like a bad deal I mean those tails are quite fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375068
Don't do it, flats never fulfill their end of the deal. That's why flatty devils don't do contracts, but big tiddy demons do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375068
Sorry, dog lady, I only like really thick and long scaly tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375068
Sorry, little girl, come back when, you're, uh older and are little bit more, uh wurmier

[Anonymous No.]

>>22349971
>>22350007
>>22350030
Has the bicorn t-shirt got posted already?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to read a monster's diary.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans turned monsters are the best

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't go against fate, would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375068
I fail to see a downside here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375394
Imagine trying to get that gunk out of your hair, ugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375403
lady, i was just the pizza delivery boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375389
Unpopular dragoness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375394
this skirts just a little too close to horror for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375422
clearly fate decided you would be the one to deliver to her anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375403
I just love wagging tails so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375443
now, what am i suppposed do now? i don't know what being a chosen one entails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375403
The hands of death could not defeat me, the sisters of fate could not hold me, and you will not see the end of this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375389
If there are two things I know about myself, its that
1. I like dragons
2. I am a huge powerslut
So I would absolutely sign up to marry Deonora

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375389
Could roast some marshmallows on her flame-bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374901
BIG fox.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375389
>>34375546
I bet she wears her flaming titty holders when she moonlights as a tourguide and wonders why all of the human boys seem intimidated and choose someone else.
Damn Deonora, get it together. I bet the untold ages of repressed lust cause her to drool when she's being introduced, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375583
Would adventure with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375583
Now that's a monster I'd capture instead of slay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375613
I bet she drinks alot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375698
Why would you slay monsters? They're so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375613
bet she has shit ton of doujins in her palace

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of giving a Pharaoh the personality of a Jubjub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375756
>t. Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375613
>some guy sitting casually at a table saying how his hands are cold
>deonara seizes his wrists and mashes them up against her breasts
also known to work with hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375756
>Apophis sneaks up on her Sluttyness
>Sinks her teeth into her neck, pumps her veins full of venom
>"Haha, now she'll be utterly consumed with lust and unable to rule!"
>"Can someone get this snake off my neck? I need to get some tax reforms done before I fuck my husband, it's been 10 whole minutes since our last snuggle session!"

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any good Ocelomeh stories? I like them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375386
It's been a long time since the last addition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375794
I thought the one by LLLUU was pretty good, but it's not on his ao3 so I dunno where to find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375403
Of course I would bitch. Get doughnutted

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375389
Where can I read more of her diary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375845
And that's how Anon found out that there's always a bigger fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375756
Mind swap spells can be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Hop in loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375403
>Miss this is a wendys

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375866
Get your death looping Wight the hell away from me, I don't want to get fucked for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375910
THANK YOU for the laugh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375866
the best idea just occured to me, replace ponos with a howziter

[Anonymous No.]

>34375866
>34375923
>replying to off-topic images
Come on wightfag you're better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375879
Why is the idea of a battle-hardened kiki so enchanting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375844
That’s a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375942
Take a concept sketch I never bothered to post from a year ago and chillax, Anon. In hindsight, I made the wrong choice between these two options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375844
I haven't really been in these threads for a year or so, missed out on some girls. I like the jaguar berserker a lot. No other stories to recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, what would happen if I put an ad for a 8ft and above monster girl model for drawing in the MGC newspaper?

[Anonymous No.]

What’s MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376043
it's like a city, but with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376043
MesuGaki Cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375988
Ocelomeh stories, or stories in general? You can check the scraper for anything you've missed. We've had a decent influx of content in the past month or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376043
Monster Girl City, Anons imagining monster girls in a modern city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375988
Magus finished his isekai story if you haven't read that yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376043
The home of /ourteam/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375394
i like it when the human is turned via yuri sex. Especially if its performance form me before the two proceed to drain me of all my cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376043
In 277 Demon Lord Era, they voted my city the worst place to live in Monster Territory. Main issues? Sky high rate of rape and more men living below their huge monster wives than anywhere else. Can't deny it its all true, but everyone still wants to live here. This city's always gotta promise for you. It might be a hellhound, or manticore, but its there. Just around the corner and it keeps you cumming. it's a city of monster girls, and I'm a big monster girl lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375879
I don't mean any sort of mind swapping, I just mean a Pharaoh whose personality and demeanor is stereotypical for a Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376202
Anon licks goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376140
cities suck, a farm is where its at

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376202
I want to grab her fat fuckin tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376202
Corrupted evil misstress > boring good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376202
>>34376238
I'm gonna help re-unify their species.
Mostly by making them siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894
How can mofucores go from cute furballs made of affection and cuteness to dominating sadists in matter of years
If i raise my daughtercores to act like proper ladies, don't rape on the spot who they choose but build a loving relationship, and only perform vanilla consensual sex, will their natural instincts kick in anyways when sexy times happen and turn them into sado freaks?
Am i a fool for trying to twist the natural order of things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376202
>>34376238
These goats do something to me. I don't know what it is about these things that strayos doesn't have, but mercy, they have a lot of it.

[Anonymous No.]

do how you end up herr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376253
>try to raise your mofucore as a prim and proper lady
>she turns into a sadistic rapist during her rebellious teenager phase
The WRONG way to parent

>inculcating a strong penchant for rape into your mofucore
>get her mother to routinely pound you in front of her to show her how to properly dominate a man
>her rebellious phase consists of her wearing sundresses and widebrim hats as she strolls through meadows with her childhood friend
The CORRECT way to parent

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376260
They're hot, tall, kinky, come in a variety of flavors, have sexy russian accents, and are down to bang humans
What's not to love

[Anonymous No.]

I would be so drawn to gyms in MGC, ones full of large monsters that think flexing their thick biceps would be enough to win me over and are correct to think that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376260
I am a massive fan of satyrs and goat girls but the strayos is just a meh profile to me, I cant really explain why.

[Anonymous No.]

The dark priest at our church "helped bring god closer" to a little boy in her private quarters. Should I stop coming to this church?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376281
>Russian accents
Anon, why would you tell me this? It already took every ounce of my willpower to resist them, now what am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376295
We need a better sheep/goat monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376298
Nah, just find the matron and have her do the same to you, to keep the church honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376295
I think the Satyr's profile doesn't reflect the image at all, she looks like a refined goat in the pic, but is described as a VERY appealing wild drunk goat. Need a wilder redraw.

[Anonymous No.]

dragons are dirty stinky virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376313
This is a problem, I think most of my issues come from the picture itself. Bad colors, confusing dignified appearance that clashes with both the profile and with mythical satyrs in general. Feels too modern, someone you would meet working at a winery and not a wild devotee of a good of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376281
>what's not to love

They're at least 7ft tall and will crush your bones if they leglock you during climax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376281
>When you reach exalted with the Exodar
Enjoy your new mount

[Anonymous No.]

Here have some cute vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376354
You mean the SEXodar

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376281
Always thought it was some sort of persian accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376360
She looks like a weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think a smug pregnant hellhound loli smells like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376360
She does look cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376281
>What's not to love
They're not amazonian feral elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376380
Anon please, that makes it seem like its some sort of lust filled mess.
Everyone knows they keep it limited to their rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376404
>Female night elves are 7 feet tall.
>Draenai are equally big.
The bonds that tie the factions together must be deepened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376140
Based Cyberpunk poster

[Anonymous No.]

i'm in the mood to draw something stupid, so give me something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376281
That's one of my favorite pictures

I even got a version of that where it's some fucking obscene resolution but I can't upload it anywhere and I forgot where I got it. Also it's the naked pubic hair version

[Anonymous No.]

Any good Pharaoh stories? I need more femdom stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34373910
You forgot
>all the sensitivity of long ears
>plus all the sensitivity of a reverse scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376281
Fat goats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376436
Holstaur stuck in a tree by her horns, distraught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376360
cute dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376436
Lilim warping time like Dio and surrounding a man with manticore barbs while time's frozen, and saying "You're already raped."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376436
Lich looking intensely at a slice of cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376125
Fuck the Boy Stealers
>COME ON WONDALAND
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>SCHKORE SOME FACKIN COCKS
>BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376441
I think frosticle did one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376439
Yeh personalami is a god but finding the sfw versions on the boorus is a mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376404
>Nelfs
>matriarchal society
>Their men wear a dress
>probably have sex only like once a century (and probably in druid form because they're a bunch of furries)
>no canon nelf/human relationships

>belfs
>patriarchal society
>Silvermoon gives a hedonistic vibe. They probably go at it a lot
>plenty of canon human/belf relationships. Some even have kids (like pic related)

Take the belfpill. It's superior in every way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376477
>>34376436
Similar vein to this, Kiki with timestop powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376486
Just find the drops of their shit on Exhentai, download the torrent and delete the shit you don't want

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894
At your wedding with your waifu, would you prefer she wore a stripper-themed wedding dress or a typical one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375744
Stumbling across a monster's not-so-secret doujin stash is a running fantasy of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376492
Silly Anon, thats a Void elf.
Completely different.
And they be druggies regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376486
Someone dumped most of personalamis work on ehentai. There's like 20 different versions of each pic(clothed/pubic/futa/coom,etc)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376485
SAWK EHS BAHLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376532
what balls ya got, you got a pair of lips tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376492
bunch of propaganda nelves have sex all the time with humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376523
>>34376498
Bueno
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376291
all I want is a big oni to work out with
what's the point of lifting if I don't get to watch an oni in spats lift between sets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375845
>>34375866
>>34375910
This is the gayest chain of posts I've seen in these threads. You niggers need to commit suicide as soon as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376523
I hate needing to download the dick to save time but I see enough of it anyway trying to to find the decent shit in the nightmare that is Draenei stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376517
oni chan finding sabbath loli's porn stash

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376436
Werebat wearing a visor cap with her hair going over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34375728
I want to marry Alto Eris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376482
what kind of cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894
Impregnate vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376609
I don't want to validate their smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>elves and spacegoats

Real patricians prefer the Queen of breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376609
Why? They are mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376436
Vampire pretending to be a Holstaur to get close to a farmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376600
Lets go with the classic wedge of cheddar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34356039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376644
Too used

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
Both of them are entirely too smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
fuck, my sides. thxs latenight

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
luv u latenite

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
lmao, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
>Never gonna give you up vaporwave playing in the background as Anon obliterates his wife's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
Missing the guy screaming from being molested by numerous ghoul tongues

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
hehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376691
LESS PIXALS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never live in the MGE version of WoW and go visit with my waifu all the places I visited in the game
Thank you for reminding me cunts depression is kicking again

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376658
This feels like good old times

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376753
I hear you.
>Can't go exploring through Kalimdor and come across some confused, but not unfriendly, Holst-tauren wondering what I'm doing so far south of the forests.

[Anonymous No.]

>having your whole body tightly and lovingly wrapped with all of her tentacles while her pussy milks you the entire day.
Sounds like a heaven to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376346
>framing this as a detriment
If she can't crush my spine if she isn't careful, I don't want her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376753
>no belf waifu to go on walks around silvermoon and have sex wherever
Sadness

[Anonymous No.]

How many names do you give your Pharaoh wife /jp/?
Mine is known as the Giver of Life and Death, Keeper of the Ten Seals, Banisher of Set, Goddess of the Two Rivers, Ruler of the Sun and Moon, Conqueror of the World and the Apophis in Particular, Queen of the Seasons and Time, Lady of Grace and Unrivaled Beauty, Sage of Unsurpassed Wisdom and Insight, Magus of Light and Life, and Holder of Immense and Immeasurable Lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376947
pp holder

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376753
I want to live in MGE WHF and become the king/sole breeder for an entire lizardmen temple city.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that watching a familiar trying to tough it out with black coffee is adorable but unnecessary.
She needs lots of cream and sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376947
Is best that you forget most of her titles, it makes the punishment sex that much more passionate in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376984
I'd want to remember and recite correctly all of her names for the rewards she's sure to give a good slave when he does as he's told. Maybe she's actually be gentle for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376947
Is it bad that the only one I ever retain is "Big Booty Bitch?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377059
nah, just keep calling her that, you'll get real up close of that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376984
>>34376947
>it's one of those days where the Pharaoh wants Anon to recite every last one of her titles when addressing her
>"...Ruler of the Sun and Moon, Conqueror of the World and... uh... what was it again?"
>she glares and sits up in her seat
>the throne creaks under her as she does
>upon hearing the straining of her second favorite chair, Anon feigns remembrance
>"Oh, that's it! Conqueror of Even the Most Sturdily Built Thrones!"
>before Anon can even think of turning to run, she's already ordered him to approach her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377081
And then what anon? Surely she's a reasonable ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376968
There'd be too many places to go adventuring I just think I'd pick a direction and see what I ran into.
>Trolls now have lizardlike skin bits but are still their cheerful selves.
>Chaos trolls are the same but with spikes and changes based on whichever god(dess) favors them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377091
thrones don't talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377125
Pharaohs seem light for pelvis shattering but somehow I don't doubt their ability to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these anons succumbing to a pharaoh’s voice
It’s the easiest will save for high level adventurers ever, even a fighter with 6 wisdom can resist as long as he isn’t level 8 or lower. What you really should watch out for is high constitution especially in monsters since this governs their fertility stat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377163
Ten thousand years of built up lust will do that. My pharaoh wife wouldn't let me out of the bedchambers for a week after we first met.
>>34377171
I dunno, I think that's a little low. It's probably more of a WIS 18 type thing where you really have to not want to do what she's saying, and even then need godlike WIS to counter it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377210
easy, when your iq is 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377171
I don't find pharaoh's attractive, no mofu, I would need an Anubis if I were to endure dealing with all that sand.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna be to be turned into a horny retard who can't remember what language is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34370894
https://youtu.be/l-5c7rner6I

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377303
You're already a horny and you're a retard if I've ever seen one, and I've got a mirror in my bathroom.
Just keep drinking and that last point will sort itself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377340
take this 3dp away

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377340
>ASMR
>that thumbnail
hmmm
I really can't risk clicking on that. I don't like to see cringe before going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright which mge society is closest to rome I wanna know who to get enslaved by so I can be on werelion breeding duty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377125
She'd better not spend too much time throning me or the other wives are going to get jealous. Nothing worse than a sex starved Lilim, Dragon, Baphomet, and Kitsune to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377510
The canine empire accepts any foreign men who wish to become part of a legionaries retirement

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377528
you are sloot, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377528
Motherfucker how do you think you can keep two of those wives satisfied, let alone all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377543
Only for my wives.
>>34377550
It's more a matter of them using me until they're sated for a while, then repeating the process all over again the next day. I get little rest. Send help, my pelvis can't last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377605
you said get you more wives, right

[Anonymous No.]

>"What are YOU looking at, hunter?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376801
>Will canonically wait entire eons and build a city at the bottom of the sea just for (you)
Asura Mythra is pretty underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377618
Please no. Think of my pelvis. There is an Ocelomeh that's been eyeing me though. She says she's wants to train me in weapons to impress the dragon. Nothing will go wrong, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377740
what pelvis m8, you chose some of the strongest monsters and you expect to still be able to walk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377703
Big fat tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377081
Just start making up compliments
>The cutest, prettiest, well-formed, beautiful, queenly, fecund, young looking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34374818
>shoggy this isn't weed.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377703
a beauty I'd like to bed

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not bully the lvl 1 slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377787
>Calling her an old hag
>"W-Well fine! If you hate me that much, I order you to go rape that Apophis slut instead. Because you clearly prefer her over me!"
>tfw you don't even know there was an Apophis in the city
>tfw you're now stuck in turbo-boner mode anything anything serpentine and purple shows up
>Pharaoh still is in tsuntsun mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377703
Get out of the way nerd, I'm looking for bunyips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377769
Let it be noted that I regret nothing. Except I wish Tuesdays weren't paizuri themed, because they know that's my fetish and milk me like crazy on those days.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a traveler, travelling and touring around the Dessert Lands
>Be in comfy hotel room and decide to turn the TV on and try watching some local TV shows
>Switch to what appears to be a talk show with a Dessert Monstergirl speaker
>"By Ptra, behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my sandal!"
>Switch to another channel, featuring a Pharaoh badmouthing a Apophis
>"I will best you with 30 chariots for such insolence!"
>Switch to another channel with yet more talk show Dessert Monstergirls
>"Where do you think is Araby headed?"
>"To the Shadow Realm I hope." Says an Apophis
>Switch to another channel
>"Even though according to Nehekharan Law. Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers should be killed in all cases." Says some Anubis priestess.
>Switch to another channel
>"This is my comment! And old Khopesh is my only comment!!" Says some Dessert Land male
>Switch to another channel, showing a Sandowrm suprisingly
>"First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Nagash" without the title; "Supreme Lord of the Undead.""
>Switch again to another channel this time showing a Pharaoh and an Apophis arguing
>"I will chop your head off if you talk about Nagash!" Exclaims the Pharaoh
>"Eat shit bitch! I will talk about Nagash!!!" Shouts the Apophis back.
>Hand to hand combat with noises and scuffling heard
>DEMOCRACY AND LIBERTY CLUB text appears
>"Come here you daughter of a bastard!" One of the dessert mamono is heard saying
>Good god, you think to yourself. Is dessert land TV always like this!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34376903
>have Belf waifu
>after the scourge wiped out 90% of her people, she's become baby crazy
>casted magic on herself that makes it so she has twins at the very least
>demands to be mating pressed at least 5 times a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377888
fuck me and call me a mofu lover, that is some tv I would love to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377888
>Dessert

[Anonymous No.]

good nite will dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377888
sounds tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34377942
have good dreams anon, I look forward to hearing of your adventures with wurmy