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You need to work on your bullshitting skills, honey.

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>> No.34343397
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Train penis.

>> No.34343405

i am wurm rider

>> No.34343409
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The thread died just as I asked, so here we go again, dear anons. What's your survival strategy for the Lilim containment chamber? Dare you enter?

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My biggest regret is that I didn't learn of MGQ years ago. I wish I could be there taking part in the heated disucssions

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Cultural misunderstandings in MGC are a one way ticket to a pelvis pulverizing.

>> No.34343450

>First post is monsterboy shit
The Vtuber Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for imageboards and the human race.

>> No.34343462
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Grizzlies need more love.

>> No.34343465

5x10 sets of 300lb penis presses
6x5 800lbs pelvic thrusts
4 times a week for a year

>> No.34343484

Dibs on the bottom-left cutie with Werebat bangs.

>> No.34343486
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Reminds me of this.


>> No.34343488
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Honestly, I'm a Giant of a man, and would Mog an Oni and most other "big" monster girls whats a monster that can make me feel like a shota and baby me? Is that even possible?
> TFW you are too big to be babied by a monster milf because you got gigantism and aren't built like a stick.

>> No.34343502

>Mass replying across threads
>Not even sure if it's worth mentioning the image at this point
Where do these retards come from and why have we been cursed with them for months now?

>> No.34343525

Vtubers who did not leave and /tg/ posters who abandoned thier ship

>> No.34343547

Stop posting off topic images

>> No.34343568

Get an even bigger mamono

>> No.34343578
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Fuck sorry guys wrong pic.
But the question still stands

>> No.34343579
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>No matter how far you run
>No matter how well you hide
>No matter how much you prepare
>You will be found, and you will be bullied

>> No.34343599

What's more offensive is that they show some knowledge of thread topics which shows they lurk the thread but still somehow don't know not to post off-topic trash and repost shitty spam memes.

>> No.34343602

I already have a waifu please leave me alone cat woman. I'm going to start calling you the crazy cat lady if you don't.

>> No.34343604

why, run when you can mog

>> No.34343626
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That just makes her hornier and stimulates her to find more ways to sexually tease you in public or get you gangraped.

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>> No.34343642

Don't worry anon, crazy cat lady will start teaching your waifu optimal bully techniques.
No escape

>> No.34343650

Would a Cheshire look really cute with a headband?

>> No.34343652

>Image is still up
Do you even have 4chan x

>> No.34343663

Cheshires look cute in anything!

>> No.34343666

I'm a monogamyfag

>> No.34343671
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Every man thinks they can beat the succ until they meet the succ

>> No.34343680

But I don't like bullying! Maybe some mutual teasing once in a while...but not that!

>> No.34343683

You should probably delete the image in the first post. Use the checkbox on the top left of the post and select "file only" next to the delete button at the bottom right of the page.

>> No.34343688

I want a CC oni

>> No.34343700

That is just a word to monster girls.

>> No.34343701

baphos are cute

>> No.34343705
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Holy water and crucifix dildos.

>> No.34343710

if she ain't my wife, they shit

>> No.34343716

I want to get a former soldier Manticore who was monsterized into mommydom and lactation/nursing.

>> No.34343721
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>Basically, it is a potion for human men to drink, it is not recommended to let monsters drink it. That is because, as we know, the desire monsters direct towards their spouses is an unusual thing, and even if it is only one monster, they are beings that pour enough lust and pleasure to nearly drown a man. Therefore, if such monsters multiply, and impulsively move to rush a single man, the man will be assaulted by an overwhelming pleasure of unfathomable degree. It is unknown how much will be squeezed out before a man loses his mind, or even how much will be squeezed out after he has lost his mind, but for a man with a defiant heart, perhaps it might be nice to give it a try.

I wanna make a lilim drink a doppelganger potion, for science.

>> No.34343725

But my mana sure isn't a word.

>> No.34343732

Is the new breastfed by a holstaurus/maids are olev

>> No.34343734
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>> No.34343737

>quote from the men 2koma defeated

>> No.34343742

I’m dead inside. I need help

>> No.34343748

Watching Korone with my Kobold and training her to imitate her mannerisms! She's having fun!

>> No.34343753
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You are okay. I'm sorry I was rude to you over the internet

>> No.34343795
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>> No.34343814

i dunno, I think that's a rare Cheshire with pure black fur.

>> No.34343816
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Always make sure to get your self-defense holy water from reputable sources, such as Order churches

>> No.34343827

Now this is my shit sorta

>> No.34343838

Are you a bad enough dude to help your waifu win the MGWWF Tag Team Champion Belt?

>> No.34343846
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I'm more of a Kappa lad.

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>> No.34343852

Why is the World Wildlife Fund having a competition over a belt?

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>> No.34343878

>Kappa girl to spar with all day and hang out all night
Yes please

>> No.34343893
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>> No.34343900

I don't know much about this man, other than he has at least some good tastes because sharp teeth

>> No.34343904

KC actually had a post like this today.
>It seems that many martial arts and sports in the MGE world are based on the premise that the husband and the monster girl participate in a two-person tag team.

>> No.34343908

How popular would "Paladin Roleplay" be among Demons?

>> No.34343909

Pandas need it.

>> No.34343912

>deviant art quality

>> No.34343929

There better be porn of these two.

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>> No.34343963
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It's from a game.

>> No.34343972

Any word on more baseball cards?

>> No.34344060
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>Go in to slay some foul demon corrupting your lands
>She thinks you're just someone her friends sent to enact her fetishes
>Can't land a killing blow because she keeps flustering you with cheap h-attacks and bad roleplay lines

>> No.34344069

Not sure that helps the quality problem.

>> No.34344086
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Which MGs you could literally fuck while she is in fighting stance?

>> No.34344105

cursed swords

>> No.34344109

I wanna smack dat ass

>> No.34344167

I believe in ______ supremacy

>> No.34344177
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>Lich's husband chilling out
>Lich enters the room and walks up to him
>"Would you like to blast my shithole with your dick mayonnaise?"
>Patiently observes her husband splutter and gag for several seconds
>Before he can articulate a response she says "Interesting" and walks out
>Pulls out her big notebook with all her experiment notes
>Goes to the page labeled 'Husband's Turn-Off Words' and writes 'blast' at the bottom of the list

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At least, until a nice monster comes along and shows me the error of my ways... forcefully

>> No.34344201

Would you accept if your waifu wanted to get matching womb/pelvic tattoos with you?

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>> No.34344209

Sounds kinda hot

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>> No.34344226

I don't think my waifu would be the type to want tattoos in the first place. If it's a classy enough design though I guess I'd be fine with it.

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you know damn well what im gonna do to them

>> No.34344250

Fox colour rankings: black > auburn/orange > gold/blonde > silver/white > everything else

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>> No.34344280

no, i hate tattoos especially womb tattoos

>> No.34344294

Based and samepilled

>> No.34344314
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You will embarrass your wife if her friends know you are a premature ejaculator, bros

>> No.34344316

why do I or my wife want to marked, am I an animal that someone owns?

>> No.34344320

No. I wouldn't want anything marking or messing up my wife's flawless skin.

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>> No.34344414

Hear! Hear!

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>> No.34344453
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Do I milk the cow or does the cow milk me?

>> No.34344467

milk each for max efficiency

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I'm already an embarrassment.

>> No.34344508

>Lims meeting up to discuss diabolical schemes
>door creaks open, and an anon dashes in, running up to one of the Lims
>"You forgot your lunch, honey!" and gives her a smooch
>quickly runs back out the door
>His Lim wife is flustered and smiling, while the others stare in envy

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>"Anon you're falling behind the rest of the class this year"
>"No, saying that they're constantly trying to masturbate you in the middle of the lesson is not an excuse"
>"I'll be meeting your for a private talk later"

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>> No.34344643

Everyone talks about tailpussy but the best part of a Manticore is her delicate and romantic heart, full of warm tenderness and burning affection

>> No.34344658

well, heres to hopin that i can learn by drinking that titty milk

>> No.34344667

Opeans so many new positions to be violated in!

>> No.34344670

For....my womb?

>> No.34344686


>> No.34344693

>When sensei isn't the bustiest but is still in the top tiers

>> No.34344758

uuhhh..uhhh.. mommy milkies?!

>> No.34344906
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I wanna meet a rare and exotic zipangu vampire

>> No.34344944
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I will never lose to a fox

>> No.34344950

I want to get the Confucian Coof from that bat.

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>when the bantz is a little to spot on

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>> No.34344987
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Anime has ruined 3D for me.

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New commission, artist doesn't post their paid work but is https://twitter.com/DePain100

>> No.34344990

I want to spoil her with headpats and tail brushing.

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>> No.34345020

I’m sorry, what were you saying? I’ve been too busy staring at your beautiful bouncing breasts all day to write my notes and be an effective student. Maybe if you give me paizuri at least three times a day I’ll stop staring at your tits long enough to take notes!

>> No.34345028

Ah, that's some damn nice stuff.

>> No.34345044

Succ loses to my zone of friend spell.

>> No.34345091

Same here. I recently went to a strip club for my cousins birthday and didn’t get hard when I had a dancer grind on me. She just kept looking at me like I had three heads or something.

>> No.34345099
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kino picture, did u commission it?

>> No.34345112

Why have tattoos when you can have bush.

>> No.34345131

She has a traditional cure, you have to huff bat fluff.

>> No.34345138
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I don't like tattoos or piercings. Earrings are okay.

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>> No.34345185

Even more disgusting than a tattoo.

>> No.34345228

If she wants to get a dark insignia that's fine, but I will never get a tattoo.

>> No.34345258
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>> No.34345277

You mean the hidden mofu?

>> No.34345313

I wouldn’t mind getting one with her but it wouldn’t be a pelvic tattoo I would probably get it on my thigh.

I like this too but it has to be kept up. I don’t want my waifu looking like Playboy’s Ms. July 1970.

>> No.34345322
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When dealing with foxes, the line between losing and winning is blurred. Did she trick you and let you win, did she actually lose. No one knows but does it really matter if you and her are happy?

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Imagine what a mamono could do with 6 arms.

>> No.34345328

only if it's soft and fluffy

>> No.34345346

No. She just never wins. She can try and trick me all she wants but I’ll never lose to my kitsune childhood friend in any game!

>> No.34345371

Tricks = mating press for an entire night. Fuck, I think she's still winning.

>> No.34345381
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Oh anon, you've been playing with her since you were kids, and you always win? Poor sweet anon, she's had her tail around since the start. You've been outfoxed.

>> No.34345405

She would be able to cover every option in a game of rock paper scissors. Definitely a scary thing if she's one of those demons who claims your soul if you lose to her in a game.

>> No.34345413

I'm imagining a very nice cuddle that also includes headpats

>> No.34345450

>2 hands for playing the boob bongos
>2 hands for playing the butt bongos
>2 hands holding yours while you two are dancing to the bongo beat

>> No.34345453

No, she’s just really bad at games. She has tried so many times to beat me in anything. She even has made up a few games and I’ve even beaten her at those!

>> No.34345593
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Na, I found in the gallery.

>> No.34345627
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Can't get bullied if you bully her first

>> No.34345659

>those hips and thighs
forgive me chief god for what i want to do to this cat

>> No.34345660

My waifu gets really nice when she knows my self-esteem is at risk.

>> No.34345675

>I will never lose to a fox
t. E-chan

>> No.34345690

fuck the goddess, and FUCK. THAT. CAT.

>> No.34345748

It's kind of sad that you're bitching about an Incubus in a setting with furries, necrophilia, and hermaphrodite angels.

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>fuck the goddess
Cheshire just got you raped for 20.000 years for the lulz, retard

>> No.34345815

uhhhhhh.hhhhhhhhhhhh, oookay, pussy feeel me feeel reeeeeal goood

>> No.34345819
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what about a shy shirohebi that's so embarrassed and afraid to move on to next stages in the relationship that you're living together with your parent's blessing but you haven't even kissed yet. It's going to take a lot of work to convince and reassure her to move foreward with your relationship.
I would like this scenario a lot more than I would expect, the waiting and anticipation would make your eventual joining all the more special.

>> No.34345828

>That's the issue
>Not that it's being posted here
This is like saying that pissing on the counter is better than shitting on it so you can't complain when someone does the former. No nigger you do both in the toilet specifically so that the counter is kept clean

>> No.34345916

It was a throwaway character in a manga about literal monster girl brothels. In a setting with furries, cloaca harpies, hermaphrodite angels, ( You ), and autistic bar patrons. It's not a big deal.

>> No.34345956
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>Sobek is, above all else, an aggressive and animalistic deity who lives up to the vicious reputation of his patron animal, the large and violent Nile crocodile/West African crocodile. Some of his common epithets betray this nature succinctly, the most notable of which being: "he who loves robbery", "he who eats while he also mates", and "pointed of teeth".

>> No.34346027

It's a Japanese game made by a doujin circle, not a western-made.

>> No.34346041

What about fucking while fighting? Like beating each other up while thrusting because she's into it?

>> No.34346077

you might fare better if you both take. doppelganger potion.

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>> No.34346125

I want to participate in panda population restoration programs! I want to help save the pandas!

>> No.34346162

next she walks in and says "shoot your goo my dude!" and walks out.

>> No.34346180

inspiration is a fickle mistress

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>> No.34346235

yes, thats why i listed those species

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>> No.34346319

spam bot, report and ignore

>> No.34346339

Have the mofu denial sequel? Can't find it anywhere

>> No.34346437

They sound like scoundrels and brutes
I don't know why the pharaoh tolerates them

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>> No.34346555

Whatta you mean?

>> No.34346694

Why is that shark so fat?

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Here's the 7th member of the MGC Boy Stealers, Sylvia the P'Orc left fielder. Sylvia is deadly when at bat, being a homerun machine for the majority of her career at the plate. In the field, she's much more of a liability, as she's very prone to heckling from the fans. In order to get the strength she has to hit bombs out of the park she needs to have... well a little more meat on her bones. Some may say she's dangerously thicc, while others call her a bit of a fatty. Whatever the case may be, the opposing fans let her have it, which leads to her having some seriously egregious errors in her corner outfield spot. More recently though, the fans have begun to let up, primarily because she charged the stands at one particular fan who gives her plenty of trouble. He claims "Being under that ass was the closest thing to heaven on earth... but not being able to breathe almost made it heaven on heaven".
>Fun Fact: Sarah has a bit of a one sided rivalry with Sylvia, primarily because she's stolen the homerun crown from her a few times, a title she's never been able to win in her career. "That fat piggie can't even catch a ball right, how is she so good? She even has hecklers... I wish I had hecklers... or fans in general..."

>> No.34346772

nice, mate

>> No.34346784

I would.

>> No.34346826
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Gentle maledom with a mischievous teasing loli Dark Mage

>> No.34346829

does that mean she has tried other variants of the sentence and blast is the problem

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>> No.34346852

>wife doesn't find it hot as fuck you cant last with her

>> No.34346857

she's cute

>> No.34346867

something is wrong with this artists lips and i dont know what it is

>> No.34346907

Double what?

>> No.34346918

Because it's cold underwater.

>> No.34346927

Does your waifu poop?

>> No.34346941

this is what I have been doing

>> No.34346950
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fuck forgot pic

>> No.34346991

time for LEG DAY

>> No.34346994

She looks... large. And preoccupied.

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>> No.34347023

she's an 8foot tall wurm what ya think and thanks for the idea so I can make some good lewds and practice drawing sex, so I can one day make a doujin

>> No.34347027

Or she's too autistic to realize which part is the problem.

>> No.34347062

And so the nursing tailjob is born

>> No.34347071

Pretty sure Hanabi already did a doujin a succubus does that

>> No.34347083


>> No.34347114

She is a cutie, isn't she? I think a lot of her fans relate to her can do attitude and approachable smile. She actually chose to wear Number 69 because she wanted to honor the Orc legends of the game thay inspired her to get to where she is.

>> No.34347134
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High IQ bird

>> No.34347153

If she really was smart she'd know I prefer pink panties

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>> No.34347182

what the fuck is that
your art is bad and your subject is worst

>> No.34347195

Rserenity already did it, too. Wait, did he? It was either a nursing handjob or nursing tailjob but I know it involved a Manticore and nursing. Or maybe it was that one story about Manticorp made by that other writefag...

>> No.34347205

Gonna heckle that pig all year long!
Gonna spoil her in the bedroom too!

>> No.34347236

For how much heart she puts into her game, she deserves all the loving snuggle sex under the blankets you can give.

>> No.34347239

cute, I like the pig tail squiggle on her name

>> No.34347244

Greenworm Anon I keep saying this every thread; you are a real hero for this community. Keep up the great work my dude!

>> No.34347260

I like the shark teeth and the marking across her nose

>> No.34347266

There’s much snuggling and pillow talk right after I plow her thicc asshole and heckle her for every mistake she made in the field that game!

>> No.34347278

i had an idea for another drawing, a wurm opening her pussy and an anon sniffing it than saying, "that's a wurm hole, alright"

>> No.34347280

To be honest, them going back to /tg/ would be a benefit for both

>> No.34347287

...what's the red stuff on her face?

>> No.34347290

>erotic oinking ensues

>> No.34347292

adding to this, it almost makes it look like her name is drawn out into "Sylviaeee"
which coincidentally is probably what it would sound like if she sat on a fan with that fat ass and knocked the wind out of them

>> No.34347297

Her squiggly tail is her trademark. She DEMANDED that all skirts have a little hole for her tail to come through.

>> No.34347298

trying to paint blush quick, so I can work out today and fix it tommorow

>> No.34347301

Is there an album somewhere with all the cards you’ve made so far?

>> No.34347310

Not all heroes wear capes... some just shittypaint worms with an inflated ego

>> No.34347321

Yes, under the baseball cards folder

>> No.34347330

Coincidentally, that soundbyte is what they use when they introduce her for at-bats, followed by the chorus of "Fat Bottomed Girls"

>> No.34347338

That....but, anon....blushes on black people aren't really visible, like, at all.

>> No.34347362

just needed a place to put it for tomorrow so i can fix it

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>> No.34347376

Oh cool
It uhhh, looks really odd and uncanny though, if you ask me.

>> No.34347406

Thanks. Gonna make actual cards out of them. They’ll be in my personal collection.

>> No.34347441

Ok, I would say just to hold off on the Sarah (Cursed Sword) one, I'm going to redo it when I finish the rest, unless you like the amateur charm of whatever you would call those proportions.

>> No.34347496

why shouldn't I go down the hole I found while walking outside the village?

>> No.34347538

Do it and find out, you just have to experience it.

>> No.34347559

I'll get some rope and see whats down there. it was very fresh tho. like it had just been a moment when something popped up and I missed it

>> No.34347632

what would monster girl hybrids would make the most broken monsters?

>> No.34347645

Stick your hand in the fridge- next second, you're convulsing on the ground to cold NYAHAHAHAS

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>> No.34347670

now, that's a semen demon

>> No.34347685


>> No.34347692

Nope. Keep them both up. I’ll love to have a mistake card in there too.
It’ll be like that one card that shows the player had the phrase “fuck face” on his bat knob and no one at Topps caught it until some angry parents called in. So now that card has a nice price to it.

>> No.34347703

instant tailpussy

>> No.34347707

Wouldn't anything mixed with a Cheshire be broken? I think she needs a nerf.

>> No.34347748

then, how?

>> No.34347763


>> No.34347767

Fantastic, but wait, 7th? Did I miss the 6th? Who was that?

>> No.34347788

on that note, what would be more dangerous, a wurm Cheshires or a hellwurm?

>> No.34347795

Wurmshire as she gets utility out of teleporting
Hellwurm gets nothing she didn't have before.

>> No.34347811

Valkyrie Cheshire could force you into 20.000 years of hotdogging or anal. No matter where you go, her ass would be on your dick

>> No.34347820

>digs under you
>you look for sounds and rumbling of the earth
>there is nothing,but you see a shadow getting closer
>you look up
>face full of wurmshire ass

>> No.34347842

Cheshire Kobold Catdog

>> No.34347853

i have to draw that soon, but that would be cursed, cause wheres the vagina

>> No.34347883

Ok, it'll be like a rare 2nd edition copy. Unironically I only know of that card because of a Foolish Baseball video

>> No.34347892

I counted the GM, so really 6 actual players
>Cursed Sword
>Demon (GM)

>> No.34347898

In between.

>> No.34347900

There's 2 of them right in the middle, you fuck it like grabbing a pool noodle from the side

>> No.34347906

I don't understand.

>> No.34347930

oh god, so ya grab em lengthwise, find the middle where their pussy is gonna be, and fuck 'em. you might as well be a fucking cross

>> No.34347940

So you alternate with each thrust?

>> No.34347951

might as well do a mambo while you're at it

>> No.34347952
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Where do I find the synth womb upgrade for my automaton?

>> No.34347963

Not sure if commercially available or have to order a custom.

>> No.34347966

>beer laced dog breath
What a cutie patooty. I'd spend all day watching buddy cop movies with her.

>> No.34347970

find that shady tanuki that always there, but in a trashcan

>> No.34347995

Those are some top shelf assfangs.

>> No.34348004
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Bros... I'm sorry, I don't think I can into demons anymore... I feel a holy power awakening within my pants.

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Man I love how Warhammer Fantasy is pretty much liked or accepted here as opposed to 40k.

Is it because compared to 40k, Fantasy is more "down to earth" and at least simple in comparison to 40k? Plus thanks to Warhammer Fantasy Total War. It is ripe with Monstergirl posting and it Mamono Mana Corruption posting. Replace Khaos with literally the MGE Mamono and Demon Realms in general.

And of course, mamono-fy all the monsters.

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>> No.34348048

let into flow through your rod and pierce the loins of those who dwell above

>> No.34348061

I don't quite know what's going on in this picture, but it can't be good if she's that smug.

>> No.34348120
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That's a crime against heaven. 10.000 years of rape.

>> No.34348153

then why did god give me these urges, then? Does she enjoy my suffering?

>> No.34348168

Where do you stick it in?

>> No.34348183


>> No.34348200

cya alp in training

>> No.34348205

God gives blessings and curses in equal measure. Surely 10.000 years of rape is just the angels' means to correcting you into a valiant warrior soul.

>> No.34348218

shit taste 3dpdfag

>> No.34348235

What if you turn the tables on them?

>> No.34348236

ok, put why rape, why not sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>> No.34348242

Because they're angels or something.

>> No.34348245

I love fantasy. 40k has turned into a fucktarded collection of retcons and order aligned factions fighting against each other for no reason. And since 40k blatantly takes so much from european culture it's naturally going to strike a chord with most fantasy fans.

But none of the factions make a lot of sense if you replace chaos with monsters completely unless they're just a subfaction and chaos remains an all consuming threat that just has monsters as a friendlier face for whatever reason. In the most hugboxy version of mge you can think of if monster girls were chaos they would spend a lot of time defending humanity against orcs. So much to the point that beastmen would probably be considered friendly nature spirits or some shit. Shit could just get wierder from there.

>> No.34348255

>You lust after an angle? 20,000 years of rape!
>Whats that? ten years in and your lust only grows? Your punishment is extended by another 10,000
>What's that?
Don't believe the divine lies, It's entrapment, I tell ya!

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Dark elfs warriors give amazons a run for their money

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Maybe that's one of the outcomes God left for (You). Maybe raping them back, taking the angels back to Earth as your wife and populating the kingdom of god with Nephilim children is part of His plan. Maybe it's for you to get raped for 10.000 years until you can't think anything except loving and fucking angels to spread more of your seed. God works in indirect, mysterious and unpredictable ways.
God doesn't give you an endeavor you can't accomplish. Surely angel rape is a door to many choices ahead of you.
You sound like you have learned nothing. More 10.000 years.

>> No.34348288

well, my dick is now hard enough to pierce the heavens now

>> No.34348332

angles your cock

>> No.34348342

I want to defeat a Dark Elf warrior and give them a taste of the M side for once.

>> No.34348349

Careful where you aim that. You don't wanna suddenly crash into something an angel was working on and ruin it.

>> No.34348363

What can I say? She's acute one

>> No.34348372

>ask your amazonian dark elf if she wants to smash
>she brings back a hammer

>> No.34348382

It was a reference to the infamous grandma Wight greentext.

>> No.34348396

shit, gave a money shot to a very big valkirye
am I fucked?

>> No.34348412

That depends. If she wasn't busy, you might be alright.

>> No.34348418

only if you don't coat her in it. Uneven bukkakes piss them off.

>> No.34348438

I did cover her alright, but she was giving a speech at the time

>> No.34348441

MGQ Valkyrie canonically forced a guy to ejaculate thrice in public just for telling her off. You are fucked, anon.

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She would give both of them a run for their money

>> No.34348474

What would a snake-mimic greenworm look like?

>> No.34348481

A what?

>> No.34348496

>What is best in life?
MWEEEH! To Gnaw their cabbages and hear the lamentations of their celery!

>> No.34348497

A what

>> No.34348499

A Greenworm resembling the real life caterpillar Caterpie is based on.

>> No.34348538
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Whats your waifus favorite snack? besides (you)

>> No.34348552

I'll figure it out one of these days, I've been studying caterpillars to get a better idea of how to draw the little bugs, so just tell me the species name and I'll draw it one day.

>> No.34348562

bacon burger

>> No.34348574

The warband approaches. All you can do is forfeit your harvest.

>> No.34348580

Just image search googling "snake mimic caterpillar" gives lots of results.

>> No.34348593

Also, there's more than one species that can do that. If you want the Caterpie-looking one, just search "real life caterpie".

>> No.34348598

tommorow 420, remembemr to give the devil's lettuce to green worms

>> No.34348626

I just enjoy the TWW games and go adventuring in a mamanofied version of the universe. Also getting found looting a Lizardmen (lizardgirls?) temple and being used as a breeding slave by all the various colourful types of lizard girls.

>> No.34348630

haha these things look hilarious, alright I'm definitely drawing a greenworm like that at some point

>> No.34348646

fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak mamonos stronger

>> No.34348650


>> No.34348699

>Ah yes
>My husband
>And the 4ft squirrel he kidnapped this morning

>> No.34348714

is his name cletus?

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Wait, what? Is the poor squirrel okay?

>> No.34348746

whats the squirrel for? writing their romance for a novel? a toy for his waifu? a practice daughter?

>> No.34348752

which monster can cure my melancholy?

>> No.34348756

I was loopy from painkillers and thought she would make a good pillow. She's fine.

>> No.34348781

cute wock

>> No.34348788

I don't care if loving Valkyries is a sin, I want to marry one and shower her with affection for the rest of my mortal life.

>> No.34348794

I don't know anything about warhammer fantasy.

>> No.34348799

20,000 Years

>> No.34348801

The penalty for that is an eternity of marriage

>> No.34348804

I want more than that.

>> No.34348809

This stuff is what dark valkyries and pandemonium inclined mamono would do, not the uncorrupted versions. But they would be REALLY into it.

>> No.34348812

But anon, you will be getting more than that, after all, the 20,000 is just the initial session

>> No.34348830
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Oh, okay then.

>> No.34348836

I sleep nude last night with my valk, when I woke up, i felt i fiught a hundred succs, wha happened?

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>> No.34348849


>> No.34348856

Which monster girl is the biggest jobber?

>> No.34348861
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i'm gonna die of smug, thanks anon.

>> No.34348871

The Valk was actually Succs in disguise.

>> No.34348874

Vampires, they even produce their own counter in the form of Dhampirs allowing even more opportunities to job

>> No.34348889

Sounds great, when can I start?

>> No.34348891

how can that be? she was one lady, how could one girl hold a hundred within her

>> No.34348912

You were just too distracted by the possibility of angel titties to see through their clever disguise

>> No.34348918

that still doesn't anwser the question, how could one average-sized valk hold a hundred succs, are they short stack succs?

>> No.34348921
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Monster girls for this feel?

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>> No.34348943
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Pretty obvious but anything plant really

>> No.34348955

>salad bar just so happens to be tall enough to keep greenworms from reaching it without assistance
this has to be discrimination

>> No.34348960

booba and had a thought, what would a man need to do in MGE to get a bigger dick, as in are there penis pumps or something?

>> No.34348976
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It's called "planning ahead."

>> No.34348978

Can't they climb on walls?

>> No.34348985
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YEET the Greenworm's bully!

>> No.34348988

Greenworms job so everyone else can feel strong, but deep down everyone knows who's actually in charge: It's the slimes, the weed-eaters are more interested in regular trees than the combat skill trees.

>> No.34349006
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>tfw no vennominaga wife

>> No.34349038

Well they used to have a smaller salad bar, but apparently "my tummy was growling" isn't a good enough excuse for cleaning out the whole salad bar in one sitting. Don't worry, I have the Sabbath lawyers on this one, nobody gets away with not having loli-accessible stuff in their restaurants these days.

>> No.34349041
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The most favorite thing for me that has come from Warhammer Fantasy posting here. Is that Lescatie is Brettonia.

Both Lescatie and Brettonia have been agreed to be the same as both of those places are Le Chivalry obsessed Knight in Shining Armor shitholes that produces many valiant heroes and knights and Paladins. But all at the cost of the quality of life and living for the regular peasant small folk and anyone who isn't a upper class noble to live in squalor and poverty.

Until one day, Druella and the Monstergirls came in, leweded and sex'd the whole place up and Lescatie/Brettonia is now made a better place to live.

Also the implication that Wilmarinna, the other fallen maidens and even Let are Grail Knights.

>> No.34349058

That's why Papillons are so nice and joyful. The self-sacrifice as a Greenworm does them well to mellow out their personalities and make them much more grateful for the little things in life.

>> No.34349079

>acts like warhammer posting is commonplace here
>reddit spacing

>> No.34349085
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The nomouth and snakes around her arms made her hotter.

>> No.34349088
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aight this is stick up, put all your meat in the bag and no one gets blamed into estacy

>> No.34349094

Can't you lead her into a trap with the meat?

>> No.34349098
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Huge mana tanks for big spells!

Only the women with the largest breasts can tear rocks from the heavens or stop the flow of time.

>> No.34349103

I bet you if I run and hide in a tree she won't find me

>> No.34349109

I wanna jump on her torso and violate her tits with brutal thrusting.

>> No.34349113

I've heard that there's only one thing that Danukis hate more than a YEETing, and that's a warm snuggle session. I've heard they hate it so much they let out a little "mmmmmmmmh" noise during it! We should snuggle the Nukis rather than YEET them, it'll be more effective!

>> No.34349114

you do it, then I dare ya
the tree can be pulled down, silly

>> No.34349121

fingers who have been in everyone pie wrote this

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>> No.34349129

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shortstack breasts are extremely relaxing and that you should have at least two shortsacks in bed to optimize your comfy.
Dwarves are the recommended species for this task as I don't want to get grudged so send help or

>> No.34349143

wurm hillbillies

>> No.34349145

Throwing myself in the air at the same time I throw her while holding her tightly!

>> No.34349156

Wurms are dumb.
>Ooh, piece of meat!
>Ooh, piece of meat!
>Ooh, piece of meat!

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>> No.34349173

now ya got a wurm followin ya, what ya gotta do now?

>> No.34349178

>the nightly report anon was taken
a damn shame, but it's kinda embarrassing to lose to dwarves, how does tha

>> No.34349198

Spring the trap, leaving her dangling in a cage high up in the air.

>> No.34349204

Is tbis from Paradox? The design is different from when I played MGQ

>> No.34349206

So it wasn't just one anon all along?

>> No.34349207

do you know how much a single wurm would weigh?

>> No.34349214

Does this actually get you a maledom scene?

>> No.34349217

>That doujin where her and the wizard accidentally drink love potions and hate fuck each other
Only issue is that it should have been longer

>> No.34349219

There's always a stronger trap.

>> No.34349224
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Some shortstack wives are more evil than others and that's okay

>> No.34349226

What's the context of it being hate fuck?

>> No.34349237

why trap her, you want to have her?

>> No.34349250
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Name is Yukiyanagi No Hon 31 Majo To Reiyaku

>> No.34349265

Her boobs look pretty small in this one.

>> No.34349291

That's funny because they're still far larger than an average woman's

>> No.34349297

Still too small.

>> No.34349300 [SPOILER] 
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They aren't mana tanks, they're melee/grapple protection.

>> No.34349303

>Nuki very smug writing some bullshit to stop anon from yeeting her
>Expecting snuggles from anon
>Nuki considerably less smug when Anon goes full WWE on her ass and piledrivers her to the ground

>> No.34349312

Well time to breed some gotes

>> No.34349316

this is a cow plz refute this!

>> No.34349320
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She wouldn't pull down a good friend's house!

>> No.34349332

then why do you deny the meat

>> No.34349338

still cant protect her from a full nelson

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>> No.34349343

how can b*phs even compete?

>> No.34349347

this kills the hob gob

>> No.34349355

the cock always wins in the end

>> No.34349411

>Bah Gawd, she doesn't even have a family yet!

>> No.34349426 [SPOILER] 
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Attack from the blind spot.

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>> No.34349438

asanagi draws such cute shortstacks... the world would be a much better place if he wasn't such a fucking degenerate

>> No.34349441

I want to bully monsters with my incubus dick like this.

>> No.34349446


>> No.34349456

Okay, so just a singular pant then.

>> No.34349457

>"You didn't say anything about underwear, though!"
>several men running down the street in just boxers and briefs

>> No.34349464

Long kilts 'tis.

>> No.34349477

They'll make fun of you and say you're wearing a skirt.

>> No.34349480

this is the worst law ever since the hole in the wall act.
this retard monarch never ceases to amaze me.

>> No.34349482
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how do you make your waifu happy?

>> No.34349485

It's Paradox yeah

Nope. She just says that right before you respawn

>> No.34349494

We'll see whose laughing when the lads show up blasting bagpipes and wielding claymores.

>> No.34349495

By forcing her lips to smile with my fingers.

>> No.34349502

I wish it had some maledom scenes.

>> No.34349504
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Could be worse. He could go full degenerate and do nothing but the fucked up shit. At least we get some normal stuff now and again.

>> No.34349507

That's pretty cruel, winters here get really cold, and I don't think my long underwear will be enough.

>> No.34349510

I don't wear pants or anything at all, and yes I am still a virgin

>> No.34349513

By telling her she's going to be a great mother someday.

>> No.34349514

Lame, clothed sex is great

>> No.34349516

They said no pants, but they said nothing about oversized boots and oversized coats.

>> No.34349518

kiss on lips

>> No.34349522

The no pants law only applies to single males so it's okay

>> No.34349536
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Monster girls for this feel?

>> No.34349537

why wear anything at all, it ain't manly to be a pussy and hide under clothes. now take them off be free like god intended

>> No.34349542

That could work. I was also thinking about doubling-up, but that may be considered as wearing pants.

>> No.34349546
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>Consider the following:

>> No.34349547

My wife does not like it when other women look at me so I have to wear baggy clothes and a face mask when I am out in public.

>> No.34349549

are long johns pants or underwear?

>> No.34349561
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good night, will try to dream of my wife

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Oh god, they're multiplying!

>> No.34349573

>Cheshire twins
Oh yes.

>> No.34349578

I'm really into cheshire twins that pretend they're the same person to fuck with me.

>> No.34349588
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>> No.34349594

Consider: twin Cheshire maids

>> No.34349596

Special Technique: [Catastrophe]!

>> No.34349625

>nyan cheshire virus that holds your computer hostage till you agree to pay a cum tribute every day till you die
i don't want it

>> No.34349633

Which monstergirl is the most ragdollrapeable?

>> No.34349636

To quote King Crimson: Cat's paw, iron claw!

>> No.34349641

either midgets, fairies, or particularly small bogeys

>> No.34349643
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I still remember the old 2012 threads. Those were some fun times.

>> No.34349646

the cats are fat

>> No.34349655

I i want to be smothered in cheshire booty

>> No.34349665

Fat-bottomed felines.

>> No.34349678

Do chaos-wonderland girls exist and what kind of madness would they bring?

>> No.34349703


>> No.34349719

MGQ discussion is still around in /vg/. Recently Paradox got a collab scenario with several other monstergirl games too.

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>> No.34349788

Not him, but how is Paradox anyhow?
I couldn't stand the first one due to how grindy it felt.

>> No.34349795

Snek Girls Can't Jump

>> No.34349797

Plays like a typical rpg but you can recruit most of the enemies you face into your party

>> No.34349841

It all keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down https://i.imgur.com/Z9qxb4D.png

>> No.34349876
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>ywn be unwittingly married to cheshires twins who kept the fact that there are two of them a secret, and sharing you by tagging in and out with carefully timed cheshire teleports
>ywn start noticing strange events such as your cheshire wife being in two places at once, or having two most favorite headpat spots, but initially brush it off as cheshire weirdness
>ywn almost catch them in the act because one teleported in too early during sex, but have it go unnoticed because they are too busy fucking logic out of you at that point
>ywn eventually find out after you surprise your wife only to find two of her in your bedroom talking to each other
>ywn make them fess up about the secret by threatining to withhold headpats
ywn come home late one night to find that they both drank a doppleganger potion

>> No.34349900

What would be a Cheshire's favorite onigiri filling?

>> No.34349902
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New daughter picture! How strong is your wife and/or daughter?

>> No.34349917

Hello yes I’d like to sign up for the hellhound dimension

>> No.34349944

Physical strength is a bit below average for her species (which is still enough to, say, carry me like it’s nothing).
She’s a magic powerhouse though.

>> No.34350032

Well, she's a dragon, so her baseline must be pretty high. Add in any buffs she receives from being a priestess of four gods and I'd say she's fairly powerful.

>> No.34350038

Why would you ask a cat to take you to a dog place?

>> No.34350055

So it's like Pokemon?

>> No.34350365

More like SMT, those shadows be sexy

>> No.34350965

she is the strongest

>> No.34350974
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Lecherous drawings.

>> No.34351029

Honey Garlic Boneless Chicken Wings.

>> No.34351048

That's why vampires are for loving and protecting.
Even if you have a bunch of Dhampir kids, you must take care of your Lady.

>> No.34351064

>Big, dumb Kroxigor mamono
Oh yes. Very nice.

>> No.34351067

>Ushi waifu starts getting weird magazines in the mail
>They're all architecture and deck/porch related
>Write it off as a weird hobby or that she's looking to expand the home
>Catch her late at night giggling to herself
>Investigate and see she's drawn up plans for a ten story building
>Every floor is marked with the precise spot she's going to fuck you through the floor for your birthday
>Even the wooden deck

>> No.34351086

By trying to lift her 600kg body up in a bear hug.
I can't do it, but she smiles every time.

>> No.34351137

Sitting on the porch to cuddle while watching the sunset.

>> No.34351197
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Focus Anon, don't let the other team intimidate you.
They're like 3-4 feet tall, what are they gonna do anyway?

>> No.34351202

Go to the gym, imagine the smile when one day You'll finally succeed.
Super cute

>> No.34351205

Working out every with her, even if it's just a little bit at a time.
Makes her smile seeing me try.
I can't spot her, but she doesn't really need me to.

>> No.34351268

Yes, but only if they were revealed when we joined, and only if they have some tangible purpose.

>> No.34351404

They will fuck anon like a woman for dressing like a woman and moaning like a woman

>> No.34351427

I am furious because I can't find that one request button video involving the Dryad.

>> No.34351543

A tweet by KC. Translated by DeepL.
>In the modern world of monsters and monsters in the modern world, brothels are popular with couples. If you're a married couple and you go into a brothel, your wife will come out in pink and black underwear. She's usually the one who squeezes her husband's ass, but she's also the one who flirts with him like a whore and lets him do whatever he wants. Her husband can never wither in front of her, and she eventually squeezes him.
>You can also discover new charms of your wife at ......! Of course, there are also demon girls who are waiting for single men!

>> No.34351557
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can't beat the succ, man

>> No.34351625

>She's usually the one who squeezes her husband's ass

>> No.34351632

The story is about a bad shopkeeper, Devil, who draws a couple of first-timers who haven't had their first experience yet into the store, and turns them from a cute girl who looks at her boyfriend with a bit of fear and clinginess, into a
slutty succubus girl who looks at him with a sexy look and actively tries to get him to do something erotic.

>> No.34351653

This is a "bad" shopkeeper?

>> No.34351686

>A wife who has a naughty sex date with her husband will make a naughty face that invites men without embarrassment, not her usual face, due to the atmosphere of the store and the power of the incense burned! To be frank, because she is a monster girl, the face she usually shows to her husband is also lewd and naughty, but it is a different kind of lewd and naughty, and you will find a new charm in your wife!

>> No.34351744

>The story is about Devil-chan, a bad bargainer,
DeepL isn't 100% accurate. Sometimes it's hard to completely understand the translation.

>> No.34351752

how have sexy monsters been treating you anons?

>> No.34351799

how can you be treated by something that isn't real yet

>> No.34351880

you didn't have to just say it..

>> No.34351917

客引き is not a shopkeeper, it's more like those on the streets who attracts customers to their shops (don't know the exact term in English). 'Bad' 客引き suggests those types who goes 'Hey you wanna have some good time?' and tries to lure customers into their shop

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>> No.34352104
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Gonna participate in the Running of the Minotaurs and end up with a mino wife when I get raped in the street by one

>> No.34352118

At least it's healthy for your balls.

>> No.34352233

If you think that's enough in the cold you don't know what real cold is. The fucking draft would still destroy my balls.

>> No.34352241

>Little spoon dormouse
>Middle spoon (You)
>Big spoon minotaur
I can't think of a better sleeping arrangement

>> No.34352294
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>sleeping next to your wife
Weak sauce, I sleep inside mine

>> No.34352306

>big spoon minotaur
>middle spoon (you)
>second big spoon minotaur

Being sandwiched between two minos sounds great. Face full of mino back muscles and big mino tibbies on the back of your head.
Pelvies snuggled nicely between two much bigger mino pelvises.

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Interesting, but I still prefer the dormouse to balance it out as opposed to a second minotaur. Being able to breathe is a plus, and you get to smell that sweet dormouse hair and nuzzle your face up against her fuzzy mice ears

>> No.34352379

yes, that is true, but consider the sweaty mino back muscles to nuzzle and run your fingers across
or slipping your hand over her waist and feeling her abs from behind

>> No.34352387

i wonder how a humpty lets her husband sleep

>> No.34352416

>no pants policy can be used to slowly corrupt cold-ridden anons to accepting or outright asking mgs to let them into their clothes to heat up, if not for being more open for cuddling for body heat
>I’m from a goddamn island near the equatorial line where it isn’t uncommon for people to walk around on swimsuits outside
I envy you people. I envy you and your so-called “snow”

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Or you can insert your fingers to a dormouse's mouth from behind as she instinctively licks and sucks on them in her sleep, or rubbing her flat chest and nipples, and even reaching down to get a feel of her pussy

>> No.34352438

>Lamia big spoon
>Shirohebi big spoon
>Medusa big spoon
>Apophis big spoon
>Echidna big spoon
>Ryu big spoon
>Wurm big spoon
>I can't sleep because they're all actually really heavy but I'm afraid to tell them that

>> No.34352480

>it's just a snake pit with all of them coiled up together
>there's anon hidden somewhere amidst all the coils

>> No.34352513

>big spoon beeg red oni wife
>middle spoon (you)
>little spoon her less beeg blue oni sister who is also your wife

>> No.34352530
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All inferior to sleep mouse

>> No.34352544
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nothing can defeat sleep goat

>> No.34352547

Meant to quote >>34352513 too

>> No.34352569

I admit, Runya cannot be defeated in terms of superior little spoon. But there's only one of her, and there are numerous dormice. My chances are far higher getting a dormouse in my bed than one specific goat loli.

>> No.34352585

I hate sleeping. Give me a monster where we don't need to sleep.

Every second I spend sleeping is a second I'd rather be spending with her.

>> No.34352593

Nightmare is right up your alley, bud. You can spend lots of time with her in your sleep as well.

>> No.34352605

>big spoon Manticore
>middle spoon (you)
>little spoon Manticore's tail

>> No.34352631

I feel like that's standard for any monster with a reasonably long tail

>> No.34352636

Sure but I don't like horse pussy.

>> No.34352643

You will once you've gotten a taste of it

>> No.34352656

I'll do You better
>big spoon Manticore tail
>middle spoon You
>little spoon Manticore

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>> No.34352713

There better be a follow up to this

>> No.34352733

this is the proper size of a tail and spade

>> No.34352832

>That tail
It's big enough to cuddle with, I love it.

>> No.34352865

>regrettably inform her that it is not, in fact, a sin to breed your wife lovingly

>> No.34352892

I wish to do profoundly lewd things to this demon's tail.

>> No.34353002

I am relatively new to the Monster Girl Encyclopedia lore but I have been reading some of the stuff online. Do we know anymore about the apprentice of the Wandering Scholar other than that she’s a tomboy succubus? She just sort of appears out of nowhere unless I am missing something.

>> No.34353042
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If the Queen of Hearts is ever going to make a Minotaur subspecies, they better be as comfy as Dormice.

>> No.34353093

It will need bigger pillows for sure.

>> No.34353128

She is an Alp that is still in denial of her feelings for the scholar.

>> No.34353152

hips need to be at least 50% wider

>> No.34353194
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i am awake and dreamt of planting a monster girl onto the ground

>> No.34353368
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What did the goat mean by this?

>> No.34353389 [SPOILER] 
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You hear a faint shouting from the distance, it sounds like the word T O M

>> No.34353447

Just give them a hug pre game and they'll be too flustered to play

>> No.34353453

She's still the best waifu in that game so far, even with the holst coming soon.

>> No.34353454

How do you stop yourself from laughing when your Wight wife, who is normally very proper and dignified even during sex, but who is still learning English, says "Glaze me like a donut" with a very thick French accent?

>> No.34353479

>with a very thick French accent
Wouldn't she be a Dullahan in that case?

>> No.34353509

Aren't Dullahans Irish?

>> No.34353524

It was more a joke about the French revaluation and the head-chopping.
But a Irish Dullahan sounds nice too.

>> No.34353531

Did it grow like a plant? What girl?

>> No.34353532

ya don't, m8. ya laugh your heart out cause that's worth the claws

>> No.34353540

Meant to say revolution. Somewhere out there, there's a really mad Haku teacher screaming at me.

>> No.34353542

Ah, I see.
But yeah, the Dullahan is form Irish folklore, so in my head all Dullahan girls have that soft, fae Irish accent which is very cute.
You know the one.

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I know werewolf is coming soon if the rumors are true, I have very high hopes for her.

>> No.34353556

Honestly laying on my back and letting a Greenworm climb up on top sounds the best for me

>> No.34353565

yeah it did, think was a alarune

>> No.34353571

i want to get a wonderworm massage

>> No.34353587

That sounds heavenly

>> No.34353600

Like did you just plant it in the ground or a little pot? Was penis involved?

>> No.34353620

into the ground and no don't think I put pp in, it was more like me raising it as a daughter

>> No.34353761
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Rather than being turned into a shota I think I would want a dark mage that is so tall that she makes me look like a shota next to her.

>> No.34353920

Bigger coat.
Bigger boots.

>> No.34353942

Imagine the seethe as I walk by with a Greenworm wrapped around my sensitive areas keeping me extra toasty warm and safe

>> No.34353968
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Anyone else absolutely love High Orcs? I wish there was more art of them!

>> No.34353978

Why not both?

>> No.34354008

ok, oil and nudity is ok now, the MGC cops will leave me now, finally

>> No.34354017
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>awaken in the middle of the night
>hear skittering on the ceiling
>turn on lamp
>it's your ookumade roomate you rent the basement out to
>she had a little pillow in her hands
>looks at you sheepishly
>"A-anon I had a bad dream, can I sleep in your bed tonight?"

>> No.34354040

Hug and pet.

>> No.34354107

Wait I don't have a basement. How long have you been living under the floorboards?

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>do that with a kuu apophis
>scrape your finger on one of her fangs
>rape her
>you have a kuu snake wife now
What would a rivalry between a kuudere pharaoh and apophis look like? I can only laugh when imagining them monologuing at each other in monotone

>> No.34354286

>they spend an hour staring at each other
>not a single word is spoken
>they look at you
>rare smug smiles creeps across their faces
>go their seperate ways

>> No.34354315
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She has nowhere else to go anon, please let her stay. I'm sure she can clean up around the house or get a job to help with the payment/rent

>> No.34354439
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Why do Tsuraras wear eyepatches, is it just an edgy fashion choice?

>> No.34354475

They're total chunnis
Just let them enjoy it, call her a master of icy darkness she eats that up

>> No.34354481
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Why is she in a barrel? What's going on?

>> No.34354506

nah gonna call a dork and put my dick in her butt

>> No.34354524

part edgy, part concealing that her ice is part of her
>Pieces of ice on her eyepatch and waist connect to her mana in the body, and there is no sense of pain. However, when her waist icicle is stroked by a man, the heat is conducted toward her uterus with a feeling as if her lower abdomen is stroked, and makes her tingle. When her eyepatch icicle is licked or stroked by a man, the heat and pleasure are conducted toward inside of her head, and make her twitching!

>> No.34354535

It's a special military barrel. Some Japanese thing made out of some kind of real solid metal.

>> No.34354537

From the Tsurara making of
>Original tsurara-onna, the incarnation of icicles appears as a beautiful woman. They visit to a man to be a wife; however, if they take a bath, they thaw and disappear. On the other hand, originai yuki-onna freeze men in ice or kill men by sucking the essence dry. Like that, in original folklore, tsurara-onna are yokai having a nature milder than yuki-onna, which are the violent yokai. However, they are opposite in the MGE world because icicles give a sharper and more pointed impression than snow. As such, the tsurara-onna in MGE is the violent monster that aggressively attacks and assaults a man whereas the yuki-onna seduces a man to desire intercourse with her.

>The Tsurara-onna has the black sclera as the big difference between tsurara-onna and yuki-onna. As you know, the black sclera is the symbol of violent or radical monsters. In addition, the term "violent" used for monsters in MGE means that an attitude that they thrust the pleasure and love onto a man. Tsurara-onna have a mild and family-oriented nature, which is typical of monsters in Zipangu, but they are the violent. It means that they thrust devotion such as homemade dishes and sexual services onto a man they admire as the violent monster, so they are the "oshikake-nyoubou" that a woman invites herself to be a wife!

>Overall, I designed her as a lewd and evil-looking girl. I aimed to draw her as that she looks scary at first glance, and she also looks enraptured by a heat of a man in front of her.

>I drew her with my thought that it is awesome to make out with evil-looking girl!

>To emphasize her violence, appealing eyes are with black sclera and white eyelashes. I fixed her eyes again and again because sometimes it was too scary.

>Pieces of ice decorate the eye patch, tips of tied hair, her waist, clothes, tabi(socks). All these pieces of ice are her ice mana leaking from her body and being materialized. For that reason, even if she wears ordinary kimono whose edge are not frozen, it sometimes happens that her clothe gets frozen when she get relaxed.

>Pieces of ice on her eyepatch and waist connect to her mana in the body, and there is no sense of pain. However, when her waist icicle is stroked by a man, the heat is conducted toward her uterus with a feeling as if her lower abdomen is stroked, and makes her tingle. When her eyepatch icicle is licked or stroked by a man, the heat and pleasure are conducted toward inside of her head, and make her twitching!

I think >>34354475 is right. They just wear them to look chuuni

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>> No.34354590

I just want to let a flayer show me the inner dialogue of a Tsurara-Onna
>Says some chuuni stuff
>Inside she's beaming
>"Yeah, that was so cool, I bet anon was impressed"
>Mention to her that you can feel her power from over here
>Outside edgy monologue with inner kyaaaaa~ing

>> No.34354606

have a scarred pp, wat do monster girls do

>> No.34354658
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>First result when searching high orc on google is the mge version
Kek. Always liked orcs as monsters. I hope for more lotr related girls like troll and elf variants, honestly depending on how balrogs are handled they might just become one of my favourites

>> No.34354664

Eyepatches are proven to make girls at least 35% more attractive

>> No.34354681

heresy, where is that choco skin I known them for,?

>> No.34354690

Based and tompilled

>> No.34354714
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I want to fuck some goblins up. Like, really breed the shit out of them. Just go to town on them until even they are begging me to stop packing their wombs.

>> No.34354729

Here you go anon. One tanned High Orc

>> No.34354744
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Forgot the actual orc

>> No.34354763

Saying based and xypilled isn't a valid substitute for actual conversation anon

>> No.34354776

10q, i love me some tanned waifus

>> No.34354806

I do love Porcers, but I also want to go get some of Admiral Sandra's chicken harpies. They serve some pretty juicy breasts and thighs.

>> No.34354809

What types of art?

>> No.34354827

finger-lickin good

>> No.34354831

This just raises more questions.

>> No.34354839

Based and discoursepilled

>> No.34354858

Eating her.

>> No.34354859
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I need a monster that can do this to me.

>> No.34354869
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I like the idea of becoming goblin king and breeding a pack of goblins but KC's don't do much for me

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>> No.34354889
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That's why I ignore KC's and think about shortstack greens instead.

>> No.34354891

Imagine the warmth laying in bed surrounded by gravid gobs

>> No.34354894

Has KC ever explained how ghost pregnancy works?

>> No.34354906

u want to hug this orc

>> No.34354933
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Left or right?

>> No.34354942

Her waist is very grabbable

>> No.34354954

Neither. They can come back once they are older, curvier, and nine-tailed.

>> No.34354976

I want to princess carry her after a hard day at work

>> No.34355001

She'll have plenty of time to tell me about goblin history while she is on maternity leave with a massive pregnancy

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>> No.34355030
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>meet a tasty looking tofu provider
>he says he doesn't date women over 500

Hmph, the nerve of these young ones

>> No.34355040

Whichever one thinks she can carry the bigger litter.
We will engage in testing before the final decision is made.

>> No.34355052

Tofu is an inferior protein to meat, fish, and dairy. She can have peanut butter on toast

>> No.34355071

500 and above is vintage mofu

>> No.34355074

Lolitamamo doesn't do anything for me, but this >>34346481 would make me pierce my pants in a microsecond.

>> No.34355080

I want to punt a cute squirrel to hear her cute screaming.

>> No.34355083

Considering how kitsune marriage works, I don't think such trivial thing as "consent" is going to stop her from getting on that tofu gravy train.

>> No.34355092

Tofu? Don't you guys mean mofu provider?

>> No.34355112

Imagine being the little teddy boy that the biggest, meanest, most grizzled Mino can't sleep without.
If she gets sleepy, she'll drag you to bed and snuggle you in her inescapable grip with the most content smile on her face.

>> No.34355116

that's me and wurmy every night

>> No.34355137

The only correct answer is both

>> No.34355139

The Kitsune is the mofu provider. The husband is the tofu provider.

This perfectly symbiotic relationship is why fox marriages are the happiest+last the longest

>> No.34355174

Which monster girl enjoys you grabbing her by the tail and swinging her around?

>> No.34355228
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Big sisters who are small, but still "big."

>> No.34355232

best monster girls to roll a joint with on this day?

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Wait, latenight does Hololive drawings?
I've only seen their art of the dog and rabbit one. I guess they're kinda monster girls.

>> No.34355251

What do you mean by "small" and "big"?

>> No.34355298
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>put my dick in her butt
Imagine a fat-bottomed loli Tsurara on all fours, presenting her exposed lower body in a full face-down ass-up position. And when you push your dick against her cold butthole, the icicles around her dress visibly grow from excitement.

>> No.34355359

Well, i have a stiffy now

>> No.34355428

please keep us updated

>> No.34355439

Sacrifice your mana in the name of DL and contribute to the portals project, I can't wait much longer.

>> No.34355443

>Big spoon big wife
>Middle spoon (You)
>Little spoon is actually a fairy in your pants, who is hugging your ponos like a daki

>> No.34355448

hmm, why?

>> No.34355468

I will never lose to icy ass

>> No.34355494

yah mean an ass that's been iced with your "special" crem

>> No.34355513

If your waifu will come find you when portals open, what will happen to all the OCs people made who didn't stick as their waifu? Do they go find other people, or do they form a harem with the guy?

>> No.34355557

damn, now my stiffy is gone and has been replace with a sad stiffy

>> No.34355563

I think indecisive anons don't automatically get a harem of the girls they like, but instead has a larger list of species he can be hunted by.

>> No.34355606

There a lot of men without waifus. Indecisive anons are just making waifus for imaginationless men.

>> No.34355610
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dibs on the neighbor baphomet

>> No.34355619

What about OCs of guys that died too soon?
They come back as a ghost and fuck their waifu, duh.

>> No.34355625
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It becomes a hunting game for anon. Kind of like the bridal wars

>> No.34355665

Portals open we go there they dont come here

>> No.34355668

I have so many undead OC's that I don't wanna marry it's unreal, I need frens to spare me from the pelvis crushing I'm gonna get if the latter is true

>> No.34355682

I'm not talking about random monster girls, I'm talking about all the waifus that people had before they had their "I changed my mind, I like these girls now" moment. Like that one guy who had 2 h'orc waifus before ditching them to have a salamander.

>> No.34355695

Not him, but those anons deserve whatever they get. Fuck 'em.

>> No.34355721

But what happens to the waifus!?

>> No.34355732

They get anons who don't decide to switch their whimsy every single time some hot tail comes sashaying through.
On that note, bicorns would be very happy with them.

>> No.34355760

They will be cursed by the Eros herself, till they find their ex waifus good husband's.

>> No.34355777

You could go down the "one true waifu" route and say that the others never actually existed, only the one that they truly love (even if they don't know about them yet) does and will forgive them for having imaginary waifus before they could meet up.

>> No.34355791

>OCs people made who didn't stick as their waifu?
How often does this happen? Only one I know of is the high orcs.

>> No.34355850
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Joke’s on you, Carmillas have always been my wives

>> No.34355878

It depends on when you consider an OC to become a fully fleshed out waifu. Can it be completely conceptual? Or does it need to have art or stories tied to it before it becomes a waifu? If it is the former, then it probably happens all the time with people who are getting into MGE or had their tastes change before they got stuff made for OC and just didn't say anything about it.

>> No.34355888

Icy asses lose against cock delivering body heat.

>> No.34355958

How would guys having existing IP characters as waifus work anyway?

>> No.34355971

They fight to the death obviously

>> No.34355975

I don't know how I feel about faceless monsters.

>> No.34355998

You have more room for kisses, but not being able to get kisses is pretty sad.

>> No.34356007

>non waifu OCs coming after anons
Oh god please don't tell me I have an entire mamono baseball team after my ass when portals open. Someone waifu them before it's too late.

>> No.34356039
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>I have so many undead OC's that I don't wanna marry it's unreal, I need frens to spare me

>anon is hanging from a ledge
>ravenous ghouls are trying to claw up to him, a phantom is playing dramatic music, etc.
>I'm slightly above him, trying to reach down to pull him up
>he sees my hand
>"Thank you fren, I thought I was doomed!"
>I pause and draw my hand back just slightly up out of reach
>"Did you just say fren?"
>despair flashes across his face
>"N-no, I called you friend!"
>as I stand back up, the smile of my Cheshire waifu appears over my shoulder and grins down at him
>"You posted cringe. Looks like you're going to Brazil!"
>anon's screams fade as he loses his grip and falls to the horde, followed by the sound of vigorous undead fucking
>I turn to my meme cat wife
>"Looks like he didn't stand... a ghost of a chance!"
>she laughs
>I laugh
>we go home and I demolish her asshole

>> No.34356065

Curse you Patches!

>> No.34356131

nothing like a good asshole breeding after a life threatening experience

>> No.34356186

well it is gonna suck for them, I'm gonna be fucking my wurmy all night long

>> No.34356188

I'm in a similar boat. I had a huge yandere phase for a while, and I'm not looking forward to the battle royale that would happen when all of them learn about each other.

>> No.34356221

Make them all lose to the cock so they learn to be nice to each other.

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>> No.34356282

>yandere shog hunts down and assimilates the other waifus

>> No.34356302

Hey Moona!

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>> No.34356351

The top pair tied up, the middle covering her breasts tightly, and the last ones pushing against you let you experience all the exciting arm positions in rape-play, all at the same time!

>> No.34356357

I would love to coach a baseball team full of MGs. There would have to be certain leagues for certain species though, like an all shortstack league and a league dedicated to undead girls.

>> No.34356377

This is gold, writefags pls make this

>> No.34356393

It’s more of a mutual beating. I can never beat my childhood friend succubus’ charms and she can never beat me when I fuck her phat red ass into the bed/couch/kitchen table/backseat/patio chair/that one time we did it by the lake.

>> No.34356394
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A usually aggressive ogre spider. Her being really chill and relaxed lying on her back, legs spread not giving a care about anything.

>> No.34356401

this is how Queen Shogs are made

>> No.34356468

That sounds horrifying. Thank god I didn't have a yan shog at that time or I would be dealing with 2x yan symbiote waifus and probably not the good kind, more like the monster ock kind.

>> No.34356480

>monster ock
Anon you just triggered a dozen different people's PTSD

>> No.34356537

Monster Glock?

>> No.34356545
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>> No.34356564

I thought anon just mistyped "monster cock" before reading it.

>> No.34356579

I would make some half orcs with this green.

>> No.34356589

Hrrrrhhoihhhhh dddiiiieeeeeehhhhh
Oh dear god he sounded like he was in constant pain

>> No.34356598

I want to hang out with a normally aggressive monster in a catatonic state and stick around when she sobers up.

>> No.34356610

Would you fuck her while she's catatonic?

>> No.34356611
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You dont make half orcs you make full orcs. The tribe needs more warriors.

>> No.34356638

What if you want half orcs?

>> No.34356684

No, I'd take the opportunity to snuggle up close and tight to her so she can destroy me when she realizes what's happening.

>> No.34356685

Bully me harder ms cheshire. Please step on my dick and declare yourself the first climber of mount everest little cousin.
I still want a manticore to read mother/son doujins to me while sucking me off with her tail.

>> No.34356689

i sure do HATE dark elves.

>> No.34356724
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You headcanon or change the setting

>> No.34356737

Then hatefuck them.

>> No.34356738

I would gladly lose to Ice Queen butt or Glacies butt

>> No.34356751

What if you melt them first?

>> No.34356752
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Let's turn that frown upside down!

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>> No.34356756

I’m a little disappointed it doesn’t say Porky’s

>> No.34356770

I don't trust those eyes.

>> No.34356777

What about 'em?

>> No.34356795
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Why not a cute horse wife?

>> No.34356808

Something about her just gives me psycho vibes.

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>> No.34356823

Which league would you do

>> No.34356829

Centaur is very difficult to cuddle with.

>> No.34356858

I find the 2 pussy thing a little too weird.

>> No.34356863

What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.34356878

Who are you quoting?

>> No.34356903

Sell me on why I shouldn't get a yandere shog.

>> No.34356916

Shortstack league of course!

Plus, they’d never be able to tell when I’m using one of the girls mouths as an onahole while in the dugout.

>> No.34356934

They're evil and will eat other girls.

>> No.34356959
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I don't see it.

>> No.34356975
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I would brush her hair

>> No.34357029

I bribe her with food and then we have sex.

>> No.34357052

I want to see an exhibition match between the stacks and the boy stealers

>> No.34357065

>If a haremfag, they get a larger harem than expected
>Earlier waifus were later waifus in cosplay
>Shapeshifters/illusion magic
>The waifus were all illusions created by a Nightmare to help Anon find his monster wife more easily

>> No.34357069

I still can't believe I beat that shit as a kid, that was just as hard as it was scary.
Would make for a cute monster girl though.

>> No.34357078

Much less obedient compared to other Shoggoths and will never let you have any guests, even your family members.

>> No.34357085

Jesus Christ, his noises, his Fucking noises.

>> No.34357185
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Is it really necessary to greet your werewolf wife by eating her out?

>> No.34357190

You're trapped inside their body when they're especially possessive. Head buried in her cleavage as all manner of tongues, tentacles, and orifices drain you dry for the rest of the day.

>> No.34357295

Its her culture anon stop being so insensitive.

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>> No.34357378

How do you feel about the fact KC will likely spam the shit out of the next MGE content full of horse girls, and horsegirls and more horsegirls?

>> No.34357397

Just mean s more girls for the knightly order to breed.

>> No.34357398

Human penises belong in monster girl vaginas

>> No.34357404
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As long as they're big where it matters I'm all for it

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KC told me on Twatter that if you are the prize of a monstergirl fighting tournament, rather than being given to the winner, the most likely outcome is that all the fighters will become your harem.

>> No.34357484

Sounds like a handful, good luck.

>> No.34357498

KC is fanboying hard over Pretty Derby, and it seems it even became something for him to get through depression, just like MGE is for us.

>> No.34357503

The true purpose of the tournament is who gets the first shot of being impregnated by you.

>> No.34357508

How would you be able to focus on the game surrounded with that much breedable meat? How would they not be preggo all the time?

>> No.34357522
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Green goblins are for _____

>> No.34357553
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I dunno about that but I like to humor her.

>> No.34357555

suspended congress

>> No.34357588
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rough sex then cuddling and green harems

>> No.34357595

Silly Anon; Goblins don’t care at all about politics!

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>> No.34357642

Fighting Arachne-Man

>> No.34357649

What do you gamble, money?

>> No.34357656

My love of the game will keep me focused! I’ll have used all of their mouths by the end of the game, that’s how I keep those girls in line. And no getting pregnant unless we win the championship!

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>> No.34357689

No, but I would anyway.

>> No.34357707
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Being paid in the bodies of fertile young and untainted human men handed over by human women as part of disbursing reparations to the goblins, orcs, ogres, etc. for all the killing that happened in the era of the previous demon lord caused by the humans.

>> No.34357721

>every offseason all of the girls get pregnant
>shortstack population increases exponentially
Scary but hot.

>> No.34357725

Being bullied by the local menace

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>> No.34357742

Which is why it’s suspended

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They aren't very good at cards it seems

>> No.34357802

Hiding in trenchcoats and trying to convince people that they're actually a strong green orc.

>> No.34357863

How does one end up the prize in a monstergirl fighting tournament? This sounds like a really convoluted Eros plot to get anon married

>> No.34357920

>Meet up with a cute, clumsy gal in a bar
>She takes you home
>Turns out she's three goblins in a trenchcoat

>> No.34357945

Gonna be nude before long.

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