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3431991 No.3431991 [Reply] [Original]

I want to fuck a Miko!

>> No.3431995
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3431995

Fascinating.

>> No.3431999
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You have to draw lots first.

>> No.3432001

>>3431991
That'll cost you ...

>> No.3432003
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>>3431991
So do I.

>> No.3432004

>>3432001
10000 yen, right?

>> No.3432014
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>> No.3432017
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>> No.3432021
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>>3432014
BEST MIKO

>> No.3432026

Breast miko is the bestest.

>> No.3432028

>>3432017

what a fruit.

>> No.3432029

>>3431991
What is Reimu doing there?

>> No.3432032
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>>3432021
slutty bag of sand.

>> No.3432037

>>3432021
Not red = Not a miko.

>> No.3432041
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>>3432037

I knew it, I knew it!

>> No.3432046

I'm content with being friends with her.

>> No.3432048

>>3431991
>>3432041
>>3432032
>>3432021
>>3432014
>>3431991
I say MOAR Mikos gentlemen!

>> No.3432053
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>>3432048

>> No.3432054

>>3432004

This is Reimu we're talking about. 10000 will probably get you a panty flash and a hand bra. You want sex? I hope you got the money. Don't forget to read the fine print.

Payment will be collected before service. The Hakurei shrine is not responsible for any STDs you may receive while being serviced. The shrine maiden holds the right to refuse you service at anytime even after you paid. There will be no refunds. If Reimu Hakurei is to receive a STD from you, your genitals will be taken for compensation. All terms are non-negotiable. After being serviced you must leave a tip in the donation box on the way out. Failure to comply will result in a ban from the shrine and/or being fired upon. You may not stay for tea unless you bring your own.

>> No.3432056

>>3432046
Reimu? Fucking I can understand but why would you want to be friends with a lazy bitch?

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>>3432054
>not responsible for any STDs

but reimu is pure.

>> No.3432068

>>3432054
Someone post that marisa 4koma.

>> No.3432072

>>3432056
>>lazy bitch?

What the fuck are you talking about? Reimu takes on Gensyoko's biggest problems and it's baddest baddies, almost always by herself and in a single day. The times she's not out kicking the ass of some near-omnipotent divine monster, she's resting from her previous encounters. Out of the entire cast, she's one of the most deserving of having a break every now and then.

>> No.3432075

>>3432053
Why is the drawing look so NISE there?

>> No.3432073
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>>3432048
>moar
I never understood why people would use "moar" instead of "more".

>> No.3432077

>>3432073
lurk moar

also lol word filters

>> No.3432083

>>3432073
Because this is 4chan?

>> No.3432085

>>3432072
I think you're exaggerating how taxing danmaku is.

I think you're also exaggerating how much Reimu gives a shit.

>> No.3432088

>>3432077
Jesus fuck go back to /b/

>> No.3432089

>>3432056
She'd be less of a bitch to me and allow to stay for a tea. I'd donate a bit whenever I can, and maybe she'll give me some protective amulet or something. And when local youkai will know that I'm her friend, I'll get ULTIMATE PROTECTION "*sob* *sob* I'll tell Reimu if you try anything!"

>> No.3432096
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>>3432073
MOE

>> No.3432098

>>3432054

Somebody who hasn't read Dichromatic Butterfly, it seems. We already know what Reimu's prices are.

>> No.3432103

>>3432075
Because it looks ugly shiny and plastic, like everything Nise does?

>> No.3432131

>>3432103
I guess?

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>>3432001
>>3432004
>>3432054
>>3432068
>>3432098

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needs more slut.

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>>3432145

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>>3432150

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>>3432155

>> No.3432166

>>3432149
YES

>> No.3432176

>>3432163
I don't get it.

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>>3432163

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>>3432149
SANAE IS NOT A SLUT!

>> No.3432190

>>3432178
>>3432163
>>3432155
>>3432150
>>3432145

i'm donating every cent i have right now.

>> No.3432192

>>3432178
>>3432163
The real question, what would happen with a million?

>> No.3432191

>>3432185
I want to be the very best!

Like no one ever was!

GOTTA SLUT'EM ALL

SANAE"MON

>> No.3432205

>>3432072
TH08: Yukari makes Reimu move her lazy ass and help her.
TH09: Reimu flies aimlessly attacking everyone and not solving anything.
TH10: Reimu moves her lazy ass after Sanae comes and threatens her shrine.
TH10.5: Reimu's shrine gets destroyed, which promts her to move her lazy ass and have it rebuilt (not by herself).
TH11: Yukari makes Reimu move her lazy ass and go underground.
TH12: Reimu goes on a looting spree, helps everyone by mistake and against her will.

She's not having her best streak lately as far as diligence goes.

>> No.3432206

>>3432192
she marries you.

>> No.3432217

>>3432192
H-Here....take this knife and... and feed me my guts...

>> No.3432227

>>3432217
wha? that's like the worst thing you can get for a million yen, it's no fun unless their against it.

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>> No.3432238

>>3432206
What a horrible waste of money.

>> No.3432250

>>3432205
I consider UFO's plot with Reimu to be more accurately told as her looting, beating the shit out of innocent bystanders, and then beat the shit out of a innocent monk the innocent bystanders were going to pay respects to.

>> No.3432257

>>3432063
Amazing picture. Why is Reimu is so pretty? It's like no other touhou can even compare, even with the right artist.

>> No.3432259

>>3432206
So, wait. I give her million yen. She marries me. Marriages have join ownership. I'm not technically losing my million yen. I'm technically now owning the shrine...

...awesome!

>> No.3432260

>>3432259
enjoy 0 donations.

>> No.3432261

>>3432259
She will suck your money dry and dump you.

>> No.3432266

>>3432259
Except now you also have to pay a dowry.

>> No.3432270

>>3432145
I personally wouldn't mind a 0 yen service from Reimu.

I am probably just as sluggish so I'd just harass her by resting my head on her back or legs like a pillow and sleeping. The two of us could just bask in the sun while sleeping peacefully on the tatami mats. Moments like that are worth so much more than a long spree of sex in the long run.

>> No.3432278

>>3432237
OH GOD SO HOT.

>> No.3432279

>>3432270

So ronery ;-;

>> No.3432286

>>3432270
you have an oddly good point there..

>> No.3432284

>>3432266
I thought the bride's side paid the dowry in SE Asia.

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>>3432063
Too lewd!

>> No.3432336

>>3432073
They are straight out of /a/, /b/, /v/, trolling

>> No.3432341

>>3432336
Cry moar.

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>>3432323
Just for you!

>> No.3432374

>>3432089
Dead men tell no tales.

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>>3432362

>> No.3432384

>>3432073
The same reason we use "sauce", "copypasta", "QUALITY", b&, and v&. Terms that sound similar to the original words that were deemed to be funnier to use (I still remember when "sauce" started became popular in /b/. Pictures of marinara jars everywhere). They started coming into use YEARS ago and are a part of the "standard" terminology set today. MOAR is just one of the many, and also standard, responses from more-or-less the /b/tards though usage among the locals is not uncommon.

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>>3432376
FEELS GOOD MAN

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>>3432384
Shikieiki approves of you enlightening less educated ones!

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3432432

Reimu's Japanese, right?

I'd pay her 3000 yen to go walk around with me and upset people because their little slant-eyed flower is running behind a dirty gaikokujin.

Trolling racist nips for the win.

>> No.3432437

>>3432432
>I'd pay her 3000 yen to go walk around with me

Mikos do that? I never heard of this happening.

>> No.3432461

>>3432437
well you can make donations to take pictures with mikos in some places. so why not.

>> No.3432575
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▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀

>> No.3432576

why only the ass..?

>> No.3432656

>>3432576
Cheaper.

>> No.3432708

>>3432575
no... no...
I refuse to believe it!!!

>> No.3432717

>>3432576
to protect her virginity

>> No.3432747

>>3432717
more like to keep in the gallons of semen already in her womb.

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3432791

I find your lack of mikos... disturbing.

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