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*snuggles*
She's snuggling a pillow.How adorable.
>>343181*squeeze*
*rage*
Hey, Alice! IT'S SPRING! WAKE UP!
>>343193...Nnnnn...no...
>>343193Don't make me punch you again, cunt.
>>343207...
>>343199>>343207IT'S SPRING GODDAMNIT!*suddenly, danmaku induced arson ensues*
*rolls over*
*plans*
>>343223...
>>343223FUCK YEAH! SPRING AND ARSON ALL IN THE SAME THREAD!
>>343236>>343223CAN'T YOU LET ME SLEEP IN ON SATURDAYS?!
>>343236Wait. What was being arsoned?
>>343255Alice's house. >>343248No! You should go outside and ENJOY SPRING! YEEEAAAHHHH~
dere dere Alice RPer is my favorite.
>>343261y...you're too weak...
>>343267"Aannhh"
>>343292*brush brush brush*eh?...
>>343277... Yeah, well. You're a bi- HOLY CRAP! DID YOU CHECK THE WEATHER LATELY? IT'S SPRING! SPRING IS HEEERRREEEE~!
>>343261>Frandoll
>>343304The manliest man!
>>343302th..that happens during the fall.... w-would you like some breakfast?...
>>343304You can't have Alice. She likes men, not boys.
>>343308Sure, Alice! Whatever you cook will be the tastiest in all of Gensokyo.
>>343304
>>343308Thats not like you, sure, I'll take i->>343304- HOLY SHIT! WRIGGLE! GUESS WHAT!?
>>343321th..thank you Anonymous...*blush*
>>343321
*mix mix mix*
Hooray!
>>343390B...breakfast is ready!..
>>343346I want to grab that tea and pour it all over her face, causing 3rd degree burns and permanent scarring. Love Alice so much.
I'm glad you're such a good cook, Alice. I tried to make you a cake but I just ended up getting frosting all over poor Shanghai.
>>343397You're the best waifu ever, Alice.
>>343338And then this happened. Because deep down everybody loves Lily.
>>343397What the FUCK are you doing, imposter! You`re not supposed to make him breakfast! What do you see in this scumbag maggot?!
>>343399awww....
>>343398Oh ho, why not just replace her tea with benzene?
>>343411gtfo of our dere dere Alice thread.
This thread is an eyesore.
>>343405A..Anonymous!...>>343411eh?!... who are you?>>343414What is benzene?
>>343417Now all we need is the tsundere alice and we got the whole set. It's tempting but I keep passing all my moral saves.
>>343423NO U
>>343424>What is benzene?Delicious, try some!
>>343432b-b-but I just finished breakfast...
>>343432Don't trust him, Alice. Benzene is poison.
sage for deredere
>>343449p-poison?...
Why does deredere Alice have a speech impediment?
>>343458He means boison. Boisonberry juice! Part of this balanced breakfast.
It's all about tea made from morning glories.
>>343471She`s retarded.also, AN EYESORE
>>343458Kinda like those pretty flowers that Medicine hangs around. Those are poison too!
>>343481Oh...>>343471b-be-because I'm in love...
>>343481>>343494Medicine's poison made Alice slow.
Um... if I put Shanghai in benzene will she become alive?
>>343509No, Alice. She'll melt.
>>343512oh...
>>343479
>>343519Hey, Alice. Let's do that bed top sport for indoor types.
>>343519Don't listen to his lies, Alice. It will absolutely make your doll alive.Not only that, but it will also make her taste like candy! Give her a lick, and you will see for yourself!
>>343525>>343526I'm a little confused... can't we just go for a walk now?...
>>343534Sure! We can even have a picnic outside. I've been told it's spring now, so the weather should be good.
>>343542Yes. A picnic is a wonderful idea. Nothing is better than a picnic on a beautiful spring day.Perhaps by the side of a lake. Lakes are particularly nice in the spring time.Go to the lake.
>>343542ok!...*kiss*
>>343562 *kiss*
We can go outside for a picnic and do that grasstop sport for outdoor types.
>>343577S-sounds like fun...
>>343603What spring. It`s fucking cold. Let`s stay inside and play in the house, Alice. You don`t want to catch a cold, do you?
:3
Hey, Alice.. I noticed, uh.. While we're walking, there's this brown trail behind you on the grass. What's up with that?
>>343611O..ok!
I feel conflicted, on one hand, I hate Spring, on the other hand, I love Lily White!
>>343640
>>343614
>>343647Whats the matter, anonymous? Too much SPRING for you?
>>343665More like too little spring.Where are you, Spring-san?!
C-can I have a hug?
>>343769*Squeeze*
>>343772
>>343777*molest*
>>343769Only if you tell me what's in the book, Alice.
FUCKING FAGGOTRY
>>343772hehe...*kiss*
I PLAY ALONG WITH THESE THREADS JUST TO MAKE YOU RAGE.Also, because Alice is my waifu.
>>343812*naps*
This thread is unclean. It must be purged.
>>343817Alice is so delicious when she sleeps.
>>343825Hell yeah, Genocide! ... I mean, Yeah! Spring!
>>343848y hello thar... you fucking fairy
>>343812Must be one of those "salarymen" I keep hearing about.No wonder she's so ronery.
>>343817
>>343848did you knwo it's time for you to die?
>>343854>>343862No Reimu, you are the faries.
>>343817WHAT'S IN THE BOOK, ALICE? YOU TOLD ME YOU'D SHOW ME THE BOOK.
>>343872That face. ;_;
>>343866shut it you ass.
>>343888No Reimu, you are the ass.Srsly. You bitchy miko.
>>343892Is it so wrong to want to kill fairies? Like really... They spread fire and disorder throughout Gensokyo. The fairies must be exterminated.
>>343923Lawful Neutral
>>343872Nnnn...
>>343923>They spread fire and disorder throughout GensokyoDodododo~
GIVE ME THE BOOK, ALICE. EVERYTHING WILL BE OK IF YOU JUST HAND OVER THE BOOK.
>>343933I'd say thats more lawful evil.
Come out Lily White! I want to play!
>>343945Well, for what it's worth, fairies revive/reincarnate practically instantly.
>>343958DON'T YOU WANT TO TEST THAT THEORY?!
>>343945She's fighting chaos not good though
>>343942AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I GOT YOU!!!
Reimu is neutral.
>>343970Yes. Yes I do.WITH LASERS
>>343984No Reimu, you've fallen into my elaborate trap. Nuclear launch detected.>>344004I am subtly reminded of last night's Metalocalypse and lol.
>>343944....pu....*sleeps*
>>344038You aren't nitori, and you won't hit me that easily faggot.
Is it possible that this scenario would happen in real life?And also, Alice is mai waifu!
>>344038
TIME'S UP, ALICE. I TOLD YOU IT'D BE EASIER IF YOU JUST GAVE IT TO ME, BUT NOW WE HAVE TO DO IT MY WAY. YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME THAT BOOK ALICE, YOU'RE GOING TO BEG TO GIVE IT TO ME.
>>344067...t-too much...
>>344065your nuke-fu is weak.
>>344081SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE BIRD FOR ME, K?!
>>344089Perhaps the same could be said about your deodorant.
>>344117That was uncalled for. look, stop blowing crap up, just because it's spring doesn't mean that you can burn stuff.
>>344117>>343193Who's the artist for these? Soft-looking Lily is sooooft.
>>344115*rolls over and accidentally kicks marisa in the face*
>>344141Reimu lecturing people about burning stuff...
>>344153Those are all homing amulets... <cough> um... yeah...
>>344141But enough talk, have at- HEY REIMU! SPRING IS HERE! YEEEEAAAHHHHH~
>>344167DEMON BINDING!
>>344171... Must... resist.. .... ....NO REIMU YOU ARE THE DEMONS.
>>344180FANTASY SEAL
>>344149
>>344195Reimu finished the job.
>>344163
>>344147Not sure, sorry. >>344171Spring has arrived, Reimu! YAY!
>>344197
>>344117
>>344206just do yourself a favor and die.
>>344244But I can't die.
>>344252like I said, we need to test that theory!
Nnnn.... th-that was s..so... good...
>>344252SANCTIFIER ORB!
>>344257Oh, I almost forget! Reimu, there is something really important I was told to tell you!
>>344268it's spring right?
>>344278Actually she's pregnant
>>344278No, you are already dea- HOLY SHIT IT'S SPRING! SPRING IS HERE! ISN'T IT EXCITING!? I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE!
>>344278IS THAT S- *ahn*IT'S SPRIN- *plop*
WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FUCKS!? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP OVER HERE.
>>344308
>>344310
>>344307Goddamnit, Princess. It's 8:40. Pipe down.
>>344308>>344310Letty you goddamn cow, jesus christ.
I love this topic. Too bad image limit hit.
>>344337I love you, Truth. You're always so... truthful.
>>344346No he isn't.
>>344348I love you too, lies. You keep me out of trouble with the police.
>>344348I'm a girl.In before shitstorm.
>>344294Lily is gonna rape a bitch?Thats a scary picture.
>>344373>I'm an attention whorefixed
>>344141Lies and heresy.
>>344393Yup. No girls on the internets, only attention whores. Also you forgot your sage, let me help you.