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>> No.34309700

>>34309661
>"What are you?"
>*sobs* "An idiot sandwich."

>> No.34309705

a glass of wurm milk a day, keeps the taxman away

>> No.34309717
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>>34309661
Gazer is cute when she's upset

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Welcome to the family, son

>> No.34309767
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Bird butts drive me nuts

>> No.34309801
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>>34309759
Where are those icicles gonna go? P-pleasr have mercy...

>> No.34309823
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Nagas>Lamias

>> No.34309854
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>>34309661
Thought I'd post it again for the beginning of a thread in case anyone missed it, hope you won't mind.

Doing a Jabberwock story and you can vote for the places she'll go to! More specifics are in >>34291646 ,If you haven't voted, please see https://forms.gle/icBP24fWU1ze5qyj8 ! The results as they are now are pretty interested, some countries I expected to do well are, and some I didn't are doing well as well!

Also, so I have something new to say, one thing I forgot to mention is there will be a bonus country done soon, hopefully by the end of this month! It will be the Philippines, and it should give a basic idea for how the countries will be showcased and the general vibe of the writings and art!

>> No.34309866

>>34309823
For I guy that presumably has a handjob fetish, I'm surprised KC hasn't done any multiarm girls yet.

>> No.34309886

Its all fun and games till your human space paladin ally gets addicted to those dark mage gene-mods and insists she's 'totally not addicted'

>> No.34309910

>>34309759
Well thanks for the welcoming, but it's damn cold in here, Imma just go get a fire started real quick to warm up

>> No.34309938
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cute little hellpups are made for raising with love and care

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What I really want, is oddly enough the interaction from the Hero’s side. I know the end or in the present they are together having sex all the time in their corrupted castle, but I’m a sucker for this duel of fates stuff.
I want to see him fighting back, trying to convince her to stay in humanity’s side. I want to somehow even for an instant the guy fight on even terms with the Fallen Wilmarina, with him tearfully claiming he dedicated himself to the bone to finally be worthy of her regardless of the difference in social levels, shaking her soul as she learns her feelings are not onesided - all these years he was also thinking of her.

>> No.34310012
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34310012

Remember to trust onee-chan.

>> No.34310046

>>34310012
mkay but why's she sweating? You wouldn't sweat if you weren't doing something sus

>> No.34310048

>>34310012
Ok, my dick gets hard when I look at her, tho

>> No.34310053

>>34310012
I feel like there might be some ulterior motives at play here... but I don't know what

>> No.34310057

>>34310012
>just met
>already calling herself big sis
Let me get to know you first you harlot

>> No.34310060

>>34310012
I'm your new homeroom teacher, now sit down.

>> No.34310084

>>34310012
>This is our new transfer student, Anon.
>Evidently his family was cursed with extreme virility and....wait you have how many siblings?
And then every girl in the class gets wet.

>> No.34310085
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34310085

>>34310057
Big sisters never have ulterior motives Anon!

>> No.34310116

>>34310085
You say that but why does my Titania onee-san keep buying holst milk after she saw me looking at one?

>> No.34310125

>>34310116
It's for your nutrition anon.

>> No.34310148

>>34310085
I don't trust fairies.

>> No.34310152

>>34310125
But she's the one that keeps drinking most of it.

>> No.34310174

>>34310012
Smart and forward gyarus do things to me.

>> No.34310176

>>34310012
>>34310053
>>34310060
>wait_a_moment_this_isn’t_a_school_tour_this_is_sex.jpeg

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>>34309866
Literally the only two namefags I can think of who're into multi-armed girls are RS and ELH. RS has that one Manticore and ELH has Enteka, who thanks to this image from Loen still manages to turn my dick into a Gellar Field penetrating weapon.

>> No.34310229

>>34310152
Don't worry, you'll be drinking it soon.

>> No.34310240

>>34310210
Look, demon girls of the chaos gods are cute.
Even if one of them is non-canon

>> No.34310241

>>34310012
Big sis is gonna get knocked up by a freshman if she's not careful

>> No.34310253

>>34310210
I can see why she has that effect on you anon goddamn

>> No.34310269

>>34310012
why?

>> No.34310274
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>>34310210
I'm not any of those guys but damn do I love me some multi-limbed huggers

>> No.34310302

>>34310269
Good things happen to good boys who do.

>> No.34310348

>>34310302
why?

>> No.34310376

>>34310012
Will big sis be upset when I tell her we can't walk home together? I kind of got shook down by bullies in class and they're making me see them after class in the empty gym

>> No.34310459

>>34310253
Above all else it is probably the fact that rather than traditional feet, she's packing heat with cloven hooves. Which is, oddly enough, a massive fetish of mine when it comes to close-to-human shaped monster women.

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>>34310210
I forgot about Enteka until now, thanks for reminding me anon.

>> No.34310487

>>34310459
Is she from a particular story or just that picture?

>> No.34310497
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>>34310012
Brown bunnies are the true fertility goddesses

>> No.34310551
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>>34309661
>tfw no Phatom wife
why even live?

>> No.34310572

>>34310551
Exactly. Just die to see your Phantom wife

>> No.34310580

>>34310497
White hair, muscular, aggressive and brown skinned, the perfect recipe.

So why do I despise her?
Do I just hate the way Hori draws?

>> No.34310585

>>34310012
why do you have hearts for pupils, big sis

>> No.34310642

>>34310580
She's popular and you want to be contrarian?

>> No.34310702

>>34310580
You're just intimidated by the menacing power of Mirko's thighs. You wouldn't last a minute under them

>> No.34310710

>>34310585
Girls her age just do that. You probably haven't looked enough girls in the eyes to notice anon, that's ok.

>> No.34310712

>>34310572
No! That's a wisp trick!

>> No.34310735

>>34310710
i was told not to, by pa. only for the one I'll marry

>> No.34310747

>>34310487
She's from Khornette Quest, or at least one of them. The full archive of the threads of both versions is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Khornette

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>>34310572
nice try Wisp, I am not falling for it

>> No.34310821
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34310821

Being the indentured servant of a retired high elf warrior!

>> No.34310884

>>34310821
>massaging her scarred back
>she lets out satisfied moans during
>too haughty to ask you to go any further

>> No.34310891

Does the concept of the mounted Knight or cavalry still is a thing with the monstergirl armies? So are mounted knights in the Monstergirl armies consist of what, centaur girls? Incubus knights riding on their centaur waifus? And also demon Realm boars? As in instead of riding horses, Monstergirl cavalry or incubi knights just ride demon Realm boars instead of old fashion horses because centaus might get jealous?

>> No.34310901

>>34310712
>>34310765
Angry cc wisp noises

>> No.34310935
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>>34309661

>> No.34310982

>>34310891
Pretty sure demon realm boar mounts are canon. There is a picture of a gigantic DR boar being used as a mount. Either way I want to hunt one with a salamander and lizardman partner.

>> No.34310989

reminder to not trust foxes

>> No.34311020

>>34310982
I always have to shoot at least 8 of those fucks every day cause they be eating my crops and killing my chickens. Fuck those fag boars

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>>34310989
Trust? No. Love? Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Vad9OFVTE

>> No.34311034

>>34310747
Thanks

>> No.34311036

How do a defeat a lilim? Can I defeat a lilim?

>> No.34311058
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34311058

>>34310989
Always trust and impregnate foxes.

>> No.34311067

>>34311036
yes, use the pp cannon

>> No.34311069

>>34311036
You woo her like an Irishman woos Ms. Potato Head.

>> No.34311074

>>34311036
Thrust your dick between her thighs. It's a super effective move. Trust me.

>> No.34311076

>>34311036
No, you will get mating pressed and locked up in her dungeon getting god-knows-what by the lilim's filthy monsters subjects

>> No.34311111

>>34310982
>>34310891
There is a whole article in World guide side 2: Lescatie about demon realm horses.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II#Demon_Realm_Horses

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34311115

>>34310989
I trusted a fox once.

Now I'm stuck raising our 10 daughters and counting. Do you have any idea how much mofu I have to brush everyday?!

>> No.34311154

I want a CC oni

>> No.34311189

Why would you do this to me?

>> No.34311196
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34311196

>>34311154
She is a bit weary from all the ancient wars

>> No.34311232

>>34311189
what did i do ya?

>> No.34311246

>>34311074
sounds like a trap. Are you a lilim or lilim agent?

>> No.34311271

boomer monster girl, wat do

>> No.34311320

>>34311271
Give her Monster energy drink.

>> No.34311344
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For me, it's jobbing to Monster Girls

>> No.34311345

>>34311271
Talk to her about prog rock.

>> No.34311348

>>34311271
Find sooner monster girl, they will get along well

>> No.34311372

>>34311320
that got me thinking of a zoomer monster girl and boomer trying to get along

>> No.34311373
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34311373

>>34309854
St.kitts is in the carribean, give flagmander some love

>> No.34311426

>>34311154
I'm busy now but your shitty paint will be here, this time of the blue variety

>> No.34311440

Question, has KC said anything about pocket dimensions?

>> No.34311451

>>34310765
Is dying the only way to get with a wisp?
Does she kill me if i join one while alive?
I love the looks and hyper yandere tendencies but i don't want to die be it by suicide or undeadification by wisp

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>>34310884
>>too haughty to ask you to go any further
That's fine. I would be familiar with her body and needs after serving her for some time.

>> No.34311469
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34311469

How often do you play tickle monster with your monster girl gf? How often does she play with you?

>> No.34311475

>>34310884
Shouldn't she like be super haughty and order even more? ''Who gave you permission to stop?''

>> No.34311483

I just like don't understand. I hate most isekai but I'm completely fine if it was with monster girls.

>> No.34311485

>>34311440
Servants of the Fallen God take their husbands into pocket dimensions so they can fuck each other for eternity.

>> No.34311490
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>>34311440
That is basically what Wonderland is.

>> No.34311496

>>34311485
>>34311490
Ye I know about those two, but what monsters can create them? Could you get your personal pocket dimension for your and your wives?

>> No.34311512

>>34311490
The Queen of Hearts is blessed. Good lim

>> No.34311516

>>34311475
She has her poor human servant massage her for hours on end because she can't admit that she wants a young man many hundred years her junior to breed her until the sun comes up in the morning. Now, why elves are like this, I don't understand, seeing as they need humans to reproduce, but I digress.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtINfL2PsjY
I know the deal with snake charming being fake, but I feel like the barly moving cobra is judging him

>> No.34311550
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>>34311115
How many Kitsune kids is too many?

I didn't quite hear your response, but I'm sure it was something like "you can never have too many Kitsune kids". A local 500 year old fox has now been notified of your preferences and will soon come knocking at your door. Have a nice day.

>> No.34311553

>>34311516
I like my high elf ladies a bit more aggressive. That's cute though.

>> No.34311568

you know what it would a cool story idea?
Pharaoh's husband gets kidnapped, and she's so distragot she allys with her apophis rival to get him back

>> No.34311585

>>34311568
*allies

>> No.34311587

>>34311440
>While we have been greatly blessed by the mutation of mamono mana that overturned the great fundamental rule of mana, and organizations such as Sabbaths are conducting research and investigations concerning it, the reason why mamono mana mutated in this manner and the underlying mechanism behind increasing the amount of mana still have yet to be ascertained.
>But this increase in the total amount of mana is the main cause behind the birth of today's new monster races and the rapid increase in “spirit realms” which are new dimensions created by powerful monsters, and it's certainly useful for developing magical techniques and enriching our sex lives with our partners.

From the most recent world guide.
>The magical organizations introduced in this book, “Sabbaths”, have also created small-scale concentrated lands at each headquarters. Furthermore, “spirit realms”, which are other dimensions created by powerful beings, are all concentrated lands, and most are made by monsters, which also makes them mamono realms.
>Spirit realms are created in different dimensions than the current world, but the dimensions intimately overlap, and it is supposed that they are somehow connected to it. Such overlapping places can serve as entrances or exits to spirit realms. In some cases, doors or gates, etc. are artificially established so that the entrances are easily recognizable. But in the case of Wonderland, there are lots of entrances that were randomly generated. Mere hollow trees and holes in the ground, etc. can be connected to Wonderland, and there are even cases such as when people walking through forests unwittingly wind up in Wonderland. Furthermore, even “Pandemonium”, which supposedly has no entrances or exits, and can only be accessed via a spell cast by adherents of the fallen god, does have more than a few places that overlap with the current world, and people do randomly stray into it on extremely rare occasions

I'd really recommend reading the guide, it's full of a lot of juicy info.

>> No.34311590

can a dragon's soul become a ghost?

>> No.34311612

>>34311585
i had a stroke it seemes

>> No.34311649

>>34311232
you broke my heart.

>> No.34311652
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>>34311590
ALL THE TIME

>> No.34311665

>>34311590
>dragon's soul

>> No.34311706

>>34311496
You have to be a pretty powerful mage to create one but yes.

>> No.34311709

>>34311649
and gave love a bad name, right?

>> No.34311717

>>34311652
You can't just post it and not the ost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJAhHmc4CTM

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>>34309661

>> No.34311780
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remember to pound the old ones

>> No.34311801

>>34311780
How old are we talking?

>> No.34311813

>>34311801
the ones that been single since the demon lord's takeover

>> No.34311834

I wish I could turn back time and not be such a disappointment, thread.

>> No.34311845
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>>34309661

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>>34311780
A man of refinement and culture.

>> No.34311863

hellhound is looking for fertile human male-bitch to breed!

>> No.34311881

>>34311863
>>34311863
if she ain't 200 years old or more, well out you go

>> No.34311897

>>34311847
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>34311897

>> No.34311910

>>34311568
Question is, who kidnapped Pharaoh's husband?

The Order? A Middle Eastern Caliphate-esque branch of the Order that opposess Pharaoh and Apophis rule?

>> No.34311928

>>34311910
What if he just got lost

>> No.34311956

>>34311928
>husband accidentally gets caught in some sandworm's teeth during a hunting accident
>she doesn't even notice him there
>just confused as to why two armies are now chasing her

>> No.34311959

>>34311813
Isn't that a pretty recent event?

>> No.34311963

>>34311906

>she caught one when he was young
>has kept him as a mofu brushing slave ever since

Sneaky damn foxers

>> No.34311971

>>34310551
Can a phantom love a philistine?

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>>34311963
>Ywn never be an ancient foxes mofu brushing slave.

>> No.34311991

Having narcolepsy in monster friendly territory sounds very dangerous. You could fall asleep at any cafe or diner and some big girl can just scoop you up and take you home with her.

>> No.34312002

>>34311991
the dream would be to wake up as that big girl's daki

>> No.34312004

>>34311991
That's why you befriend weak species like Fairies and Greenworms, they aren't powerful enough to do anything like that.

>> No.34312029

>>34311991
>fall asleep at your table once
>wake up to a throng of concerned monsters
>assure them that you're fine, tell them that you just fall asleep sometimes
>they all tense up, but go back to their tables
>fall asleep again
>wake up to a massive brawl with monsters fighting to decide whose lap you're going to be sleeping on

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>>34309661
Topic to bring up some discussion: How do you think Monstergirl/Demon Realm Armies set up their army war camps?

Assuming we are going to use the Fantasy RPG medieval or super early renaissance setting of the MGE World. We know human or mortal armies, especially if those of the Order would set up army camps by doing some large scale landscaping. Like digging out some trenches, chop down and clear swathes of forests and woodlands to chop up wood for fortifications, walls, watch towers and Palisades, etc. and other fortifications. And if course setting up lots and lots of tents and quarters for all the soldiers, officers and other personnel. And even conscripting locals or having camp followers. But what about the monstergirls? How do the Demon Realm Military does its setting up of army camps or forward operating bases?

I do have a headcanon: unlike regular human and mortal armies. Monstergirls have a much easier and even outright convenient way of setting up army camps and forward operating bases. Other than because of magic and all the fantastic abilities and powers monstergirls have, the Monstergirl Military have produced Pre-Fabricated Bases.

Monstergirl Pre-Fabricated Bases are modular structures that they can transport and set up with magic or the manual labor of the physically strong and powerful monsters. But magic user monstergirls or any member mage, wizard, sorcerer, sorceresses, etc. Can also summon and set up a Pre-Fabricated Base with magic, *snort* *snort*. And likely such a piece of military hardware would be the product of brilliant Monstergirl minds and or the Sabbath RnD. Of course, I'd bet Monstergirl Army Groups would actually employ Worker Ant monstergirls for all the engineering and maintenance work. And I guess it's safe to assume Monstergirl armies do also make fortifications and all that manual labor associated with army logistics. Except it's is less laborious and much more simpler and ever outright modern compared to the regular humans and mortals. Monstergirl supply lines and supply routes and chains are prolly' way more secure and safer too because of magic, Monstergirl powers and abilities and mamono mana in general.

And lastly, what roles and jobs can pro-monstergirl humans or any willing Volunteer or human member do in the Monstergirl Military? Most especially human men wiling to fight or serve along side their lovely Monstergirl wives? What significant difference or even advantage would an incubus soldier had over the regular human soldier?

>> No.34312073

>>34312051
I'm not reading all of that, but this sounds like something right up the /tg/ thread's alley. Why don't you go ask them?

>> No.34312094

>>34312051
Yeah

>> No.34312096

>>34312029
Imagine the seethe when they figure out a humble slime managed to slink her way under the table and beat them to him

>> No.34312099

>>34312073
C'mon just how is it so inherently /tg/!? I have seen many fair share of discussions here going on in detail about how mamono society and their infrastructure work. And hey, haven't the worldguides also gotten into great detail of how mamono society and infrastructure works too? And you're calling me a /tg/ fag?

>> No.34312127

ur trying too hard, kinda sus

>> No.34312141

>>34312099
I'm not reading all of that. Most discussions here aren't started by one guy's wall of text. Try taking smaller steps next time when you post it to /tg/.

>> No.34312161

I wish to touch a cow and to do it now

>> No.34312168

>>34312051
ok.

>> No.34312205

>>34312051
ogey

>> No.34312208

>>34312073
They're mean to me

>> No.34312213

>>34312051
Unless were along about wara that operates like dog days I want not part in this

>> No.34312215

>>34312051
>incubus fighting
More like fighting to get his dick free and loosing over and over again.
>pro-monstergirl volunteer humans
Human volunteers can provide new monsters or dick for monsters. Glory to the Overlord.

>> No.34312222

>>34312208
Then stop being a dick.

>> No.34312224

>>34312215
you actually read it? My eyes glazed over at
>off topic image

>> No.34312280

what is better the short stack or the big stack?

>> No.34312284

Let's get back to monster girls! In order for Eros to unite you with your one true waifu, she wants you to help a random monster get a husband!
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
What species are you helping, and how will you make sure she gets a husband?

>> No.34312292

>>34311196
I want a Cursed Sword whose heroine vessel is the veteran of a thousand psychic wars!

>> No.34312297

>>34312280
The Ihop pricing between the tall and short stack is so small you might as well just get the tall stack.

>> No.34312301

>>34312224
It isn't that long or hard to read Please don't be a zoomer.

>> No.34312304

>>34312280
Yes.

>> No.34312309

>>34312284
>dragon zombie
find a corspe fucker who into breaking ont a dragon graveyard

>> No.34312319

>>34312284
>Nurarihyon
Depending on if I hit it off with this particular Nurarihyon, I might help her find a husband by making her the inaugural member of my harem; I'm already a haremfag, anyways, and I'm sure she wouldn't mind if a few particular girls stay with me at all times.
If I'm not into her, though, I'd work with her to get safely to a Runya data center to find a guy who'd be interested in her night parade.

>> No.34312323

>>34312284
>Tentacle
A hard one, but luckily I'm not to give up at a hard fit! I have a step by step plan that has a 100% success rate!
Knock an Anon the fuck out, and throw him to the garden

>> No.34312326

>>34312284
Fuck it, I'll bite.
>Dragon Zombie
Punch KC in the testicles so hard she has to revive him with her horny stank breath. Inb4 imagine the smell.

>> No.34312339

>>34312284
>Hornet
It will be tough because she will give men she finds as a candidate for the queen before marrying for herself, but I think the best chance would be to advertise the position of king hornet all across the land. Tons of foolish and power-hungry guys will come in expecting to rule over the hive, only to be married by the queen or workers. My work here is done, now give waifu.

>> No.34312341

>>34312284
>the fucking species index
well hope she gives me immortality, cause I am gonna be here for a while

>> No.34312350

How do kikis react if what they think is a confession of their love is actually their master coming out the closet?

>> No.34312351

>>34312341
Sweet Eros have mercy- oh wait that bitch is responsible for this.

>> No.34312360

>>34312301
Ok /tg/ san.

>> No.34312363

>>34312341
>>34312351
>inb4 it is revealed Eros is making sure anon is a really good matchmaker so she can husbando him herself

>> No.34312381

>>34312341
For a task that big I'm sure she's willing to give you a cupid sidekick to help out, or at least one their bows and a quiver of arrows.

>> No.34312386

>>34312284
>bunyip
Arrange a lap marathon near her lair's river. Drink beer and watch the hilarity ensue.

>> No.34312387

>>34312351
can someone ask why I was given this labor, all I want is to live on my farm with my wurm wife, make some guns, and have my 20 kids happy, is that

>> No.34312393

>>34312284
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Holstaur
What, is she too shy to make her crush touch the cow?
I guess I'll just go up to the guy while she waits at a distance and repeat stuff like "dude, come on" and "imagine" until he gives her a shot, then he should be in the bag for her.

>> No.34312397

>>34312284
>Ochimusha
They're pretty good at following orders. I'll just command her to find a husband herself. Now I wonder what type of girl Eros will send to me...

>> No.34312415

>>34312284
>Apsara
She has the looks, the moves, and the attitude.
Just time to seduce a guy at a bar.

>> No.34312417

>>34310935
White gloves are an underrated piece of seductive wear

>> No.34312422

>>34312397
>Giving an ochi commands when only her master can do that
Congrats on the undead bodyguard wife!

>> No.34312426

>>34312284
>tsunnra onna
Tell some poor schumk that there is gold in her neet cave. go have some fun in the snow making a snowman

>> No.34312430

>>34312284
>Shirohebi
Buy a mask and wear it. Get a picture of a neighborhood bachelor. Tape it to her door. Run.

>> No.34312459

>>34312284
>Cu Sith
no

>> No.34312465

>>34312284
>Ghoul
Take her to a store's men's bathroom, have her make a hole in a stall wall and have her wait inside. Write lewd sexual offer graffiti and arrows. Leave the store with my stolen merchandise.

>> No.34312466

>>34312459
B-but Anon! Your waifu! Eros's blessings!

>> No.34312467

>>34312284
>Gargoyle
Dare a man to stick his dick in her, profit off the dare

>> No.34312490

>>34312466
i'll find another waifu.

>> No.34312491

You know, considering all of these answers, I don't think I'm gonna trust my fellow man when it comes to trying to stay unraped.

>> No.34312494

>>34312051
The Demon Lord's Army is all about corruption, monsterization, and subversion of the Order. So their military tactics would focus on mass-monsterization of women and mass-corruption of men. That being said, these sound like roles DL-loyal men would have in her army:
>Mana bombers, who carry concentrated mana masses and detonate them in Order camps to cause mass monsterization and disarray
>Demon silver artillery, who indiscriminately bombard battlefields with demon silver arrows
>Parasite saboteurs, who infiltrate Order camps as a double agent, planting Parasite Slimes and Roper eggs to infect the women and Fairies and Pixies to ambush or seduce the men, as well as carefully-disguised Demon Realm foods to affect everyone
>Phalanx tactics using any extra hands, human or monster, for the shield wall would likely be useful in protecting casters from anything that could interfere with their spells
>Single men would be valuable as scouts if the Order has any means of detecting demonic energy

>> No.34312519

>>34312284
>Geographic index
Okay, I can at least get what the guy who rolled up a species index is supposed to do, and could argue he just needs to get one of each, but this just seems cruel

>> No.34312528

Could you imagine how bad these discussions would be if mge got an anime adaptation?

>> No.34312531

>>34312519
you need to get advice from that one anon that fucked Ohio

>> No.34312542

>>34312491
Just for that, I'll kick you into the pile of Devil Bugs twice as hard as I was planning. Good luck distraction-bro!

>> No.34312543

>>34312284
>Cupid
>"Alright, let me see your bow."

>> No.34312560

>>34312491
C'mon man, this is fun. It makes me want a cupid so these sort of shenanigans would be routine.

>> No.34312564

>>34312531
what the fuck, I NEED TO HEAR THIS

>> No.34312580

>>34312543
I imagine she's just having trouble aiming the damn thing.
>Alright sweety, just relax. Aim properly- there you go. Now breath in, and close your eyes.
>Open them. You're off, right? That's where your body's set up to aim. Adjust yourself.
>Close your eyes and breath again...there you go, right on target. Now fire, between your breaths.

>> No.34312581

>>34312491
Then trust me, the wurm preacher

>> No.34312588

>>34312422
Simple, I will follow the example of the ancient chinese nobles and tell her that I am not worthy of the honor of being her lord. I'm pretty sure that worked out for them (I didn't do well in history class).

>> No.34312617

>>34312284
>Humpty Egg
I lead her to Momonika Sabbath. If they reject her for being too young, I'll see if they can direct us to Shirokuto for the sake of researching if we can use some weird mix of pedomorph and megamorph potions to turn her into a Jubjub, at which point I just need to bring her to a human settlement.

>> No.34312638

>>34312284
>Dark Valkyrie
Something about a young office worker and his hot boss's thighs

>> No.34312660

>>34312284
>Dragon Zombie
I ask her if she'd rather we go look for a husband for her, or stay cuddled up in her lair and play RPGs. Then, when she inevitably picks the latter case, I pray to Eros for a comfy harem.

>> No.34312683

>>34312588
Not him and not /his/. I think that counts as a proposal. She will be honored to give you head since you gave her so much face. I don't think you can refuse her after that point. Land of Zipangu, truly you are a mystery wrapped in an empanada.

>> No.34312688

>>34312284
>Cursed Sword
Anonymously set up and advertise a fighting tournament with a legendary weapon as the prize.

>> No.34312720

>>34312564
I can't seem to find it, it was an old greentext about anon joining a hiking group with a bunch of older men, taking drugs from them, and being instructed to fuck the ground to bond with the state or something like that

>> No.34312757

If anyone has to help a High Orc find a husband to get their waifu, please send her to my house. Thanks in advance.

>> No.34312758

How old is druella?

>> No.34312777

>>34312758
old enough

>> No.34312817

>>34312758
Too old

>> No.34312828
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34312828

>>34312528
I would be conflicted, I would love an anime of it, but at the same time I would hate normalfags attempting to inject their bullshit on to it.

>> No.34312843

>>34312284
>Black Harpy
Pay her bail, her pirating ass can handle it from there.

>> No.34312876

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to always greet your oomukade roomate as she sleepily crawls along the ceiling.

>> No.34312917

>>34312777
>>34312817
Can I get a specific number? Also nice 7s

>> No.34312919

>>34312284
>White Horn
Teach her the ways of carrying a man in a loving romantic manner. But only after I dick her in every hot sauna hole she's got.

>> No.34312945

If a holstaur has a Barometz grandmother, does her tits produce strawberry milk instead of regular milk?

>> No.34312947
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34312947

Reminder that undead can’t touch you if you hide under the covers. So the next time a hungry vampire, tries to drink your blood or a wight tries to spectral hand you just get all cozy in your bed

>> No.34312962

>>34312917
>Can I get a specific number
Any anon who has ever come close to finding out the age has disappeared under mysterious circumstances, only to show up about a year or so later, happily married. Though thoroughly unwilling to talk about her possible age

>> No.34312985

>>34312284
I have four waifus, so I'm guessing Eros will put me through four trials.

>Will-o-Wisp, Holstaur, Mershark, and Basilisk
And she knew to pick girls that wouldn't dissuade me from my goal.
If I have to find them husbands separately, in that order, I'd guide the Wisp to an Order cemetery. If there are no mens' souls left there, I'll lead her around town until she finds her prey. I'm counting on Eros' blessing that I'm not, otherwise this ordeal ends the moment it begins. Then, I'd basically just have to sneak the Holstaur into a human city, because most guys are into big tits, and I'm sure she'd be willing to wear a "GROPE ME" shirt. Biggest difference if all four are dumped on me at once and I'm to guide them in any order is that I'd help the Holst first, so that the Wisp can snatch up one of the guys who missed out on her and exploit their mutual jealousy. All I'd have to do for the Mershark is lead her by docks until she finds a man who doesn't ping as definitely disinterested on the old mamonomana radar. Finally, the Basilisk. Probably just need to figure where the chuuni guys in Order territories congregate so I can offer one the blessing of a real life evil eye.

>> No.34313013

Attention all monster girls, I want the oldest most desperate, most milfiest of you to be my wife
>what happens if I said this in a town square

>> No.34313030

>>34312947
>dignified vampire losing her composure as she tries again and again to pull the tightly wrapped covers away from your body
gold

>> No.34313033

>>34312292
An Eternal Champion MG would be more donut steel than a lim.

>> No.34313037

>>34312947
Is it because of the barrier the covers provide that prevents them from touching me? Or is it the act of hiding under the covers itself that gives me the protection? If it's the latter, that means I can take an aggressive approach and capture the undead under the covers and bully her with the forbidden no-touch cuddling technique!

>> No.34313050

>>34312528
Would they?
Did the higurashi threads on jp change because of the new anime?

>> No.34313079

>>34312947
Yeah yeah yeah!

>> No.34313083

>>34312876
How can I catch her masturbating?

>> No.34313134

>>34313083
jerk off yourself, and you'll see

>> No.34313136

>>34313013
>Dragon who has been kicking around since before the DL who was the predecessor to the current DL lands in front of you, grabs you, and flies off
They are always watching for an opportunity

>> No.34313138

>>34313083
Look in her room when she's been sitting in there for a while.

>> No.34313193

>>34313136
how much autist, ya think she is? Ya think if I look her in the eye she might spill some spaghetti

>> No.34313200

>>34313134
Wouldn't she more likely just see that as an invitation for sex?

>>34313138
But then I might not get a good view. How would I communicate subtly that I want to watch her schlick?

>> No.34313221

>>34313200
yeah, but then you can tell, can ya jerk off with me

>> No.34313244

>>34312876
>oh hey you going to sleep
>hmmmm yeah
>skitter skatter
very cute

>> No.34313247

>>34312292
DONT LET THESE SNEKS GET ON
ITS TIME WE HAD VIBRATE FOR IT
ITS TIME WE HAD SOME SLEEVE

>> No.34313289

>>34313033
Yes to Midnight wielding his magic blade Stormfinger and collapsing like a spindly loser.

>> No.34313305

>>34312284
>>34312339
If it's like what >>34312985 says and I have to do one trial per waifu, I'll have to do a second one.
>March Hare
I'll take her to around town to every bar and club, I'm sure there's someone there that will be a closeted wonderland-level degenerate she can hook up with.

>> No.34313323
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34313323

Acting dumb as shit in front of a haku!

>> No.34313347

>>34313323
hey learncow, Spelll ICUP

>> No.34313368

Centaurs have You-just-know'd us for far enough.
Let's return the favor and tip them over large hills!

>> No.34313392
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34313392

I where do I find grapesnakes recruiting lackeys? I wanna join one and help her take down the pharaoh

>> No.34313401
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>> No.34313445

Could you imagine how bad these discussions would be if monster girls learned there is are threads dedicated to being raped by them?

>> No.34313534

>monster girls find these threads
>hire Dwarves and Poltergeists to expose and track down the IP address from everyone here
>they now can handpick the rape-bait with tastes most suited to them
>everyone here wake up next morning with tons of mgs calling your number or ringing your bell, if not already having invaded your house

>> No.34313581

>>34313534
well I'll have a big hole in my room, since I live in the basement.But with it to be wrapped in the coils of my wurmy

>> No.34313621

Is cum a potential alternative source of fueling gremlin contraptions?
Can they also turn a penis into a interactive remote control for, let's say, a vehicle?

>> No.34313664

>>34313392
Just search for one on lackpages.com, the premier website for finding lackeys and henchmen. Be careful, there's been a rise of Pharaoh honeypot postings recently. Make sure you get a timestamped picture of your queens drooling fangs and serpentine body before you ship out somewhere.

>> No.34313684

>>34313621
so you want to cum in a car, anon?

>> No.34313711

>>34313534
>tfw havent decided on which of two MG I would want at the top, fierce competition for the top spot between Dragon and Lilim
I wonder if there is gonna be a dragon shaped hole or a liliim shaped hole in my wall, god knows I've shitposted about both enough to surely catch either of their attentions

>> No.34313874

>>34313392
In evil amusement parks and carnivals. If you get lost, follow the red and blue lasers.

>> No.34313911

>>34313534
>Blackout curtains vs Cupid
I win. Nothing personnel, kid.

>> No.34313961

>>34310487
There's a whole album:
https://imgur.com/a/Q8zti

I also have a VTuber avatar of her in the works

>> No.34314020

>>34312828
what a tailet
she should be grateful anyone is willing to stroke that pathetic little thing

>> No.34314044
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34314044

>>34313534
>wake up
>hear noise outside the window
>house surrounded by a sea of green
>skittering claws and rumbling tummies all around
Who tipped them off? There's no way they coughed up the money to pay for the IP tracking or were able to do it on their own.

>> No.34314063
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34314063

>>34314020
She is.

>> No.34314079

>>34314020
It's a symptom of mofu addiction. Those sluts will brush anything more than three pieces of hair.
Unlike the scale appreciators who know a good tail is thick and meaty, and could be used to bludgeon people into submission

>> No.34314146

>>34314079
>not bludgeoning the meaty scale tail into submission with your dick
Feels sad, yo. Strike one. But you can do it, champ! Hump to establish dominance first.

>> No.34314182

>>34314146
>>34314079
ye both are pussies, why not wrangle 'em with your hands, fuck her till she is seeing stars, and nut until you know you knocked her up with 8 kids

>> No.34314213

>>34314146
>>34314182
If the both of you are going after tails that you could hope to subdue, I have some bad news, you are taillet chasers

>> No.34314252

>>34314213
I am looking for wurms, they are tails

>> No.34314265

>>34314182
>not humping first
Look at this man and laugh. Some of us are gentlemen who know how to treat a scalylady. Bet you don't even know the fundamentals of the subject! How many issues of RomGrapple: The Dickening have you read, sonny?

>> No.34314285

>>34314265
mama did always say I was speical

>> No.34314315

>>34314213
>counts as an armed weapon
>has a particular set of skills, skills she has acquired over a long career
>taillet
Don't make her sister's tail come after you. The whole family is like that.

>> No.34314330

>>34314285
You better dick those books and make your momma proud, boy!

>> No.34314342

>>34314330
yah mean, put my dick in 'em?

>> No.34314355

>>34313305
If I'm a remotely good example of the kind of guy who'd want a March Hare, bars and clubs are the last place you should look.

>> No.34314370

>>34314342
Whatever it takes to ace that test. Yo momma didn't raise no quitter. So dick those books. Dick those books like the wind!

>> No.34314374
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34314374

>>34314079
typical scalesfag cope, average size for scale tails is much smaller than of mofu's you tailet lovers

>> No.34314408

>>34314374
sounds like cope, doesn't it smell funky when the mofu gets wet, mofufag

>> No.34314459

>>34314374
Easy to look like you have a big tail when it's all fluff and no meat

>> No.34314496

>>34314374
go to back to brushing your wife's tail

>> No.34314522

>>34313534
>Wake up
>Cuddling a Witch, whose butt is wiggling on me in her "sleep"
>Notice I'm laying on a Rata's tail instead of a pillow, and she's nuzzling her head against mine
>Notice my blanket is a teen-formed Ittan-momen, who's actively pulling me closer to the Witch
>Notice the Witch's Familiar nuzzling my back
>The Anubis curled up at our feet
>Something drips on me
>A group of young Harpies and Angels of various varieties, along with some Devils and Succs, flying around us in a circleschlick
>A group of Khepri and a group of Giant Ants each bring me a breakfast, each laced with their respective leader's love juices and mana, vying for my position as king
>A few different plantgirls offer for me to drink their nectar from their cunnies as part of my breakfast
>Notice the texture of the walls is a little off
>We're all inside of a Dryad tree, and she asks how I like the harem she brought me
>I look out the window
>Technicolor hellscape
>A rectangle opens a few feet away, showing the normal view out my window
>The tree is inside a Trumpart's card
>She and the Dryad worked together to get me a massive JC/JK harem, so the Dryad could get off to me having casual sex with countless random girls, and the Trumpart could test variants of tentacle potion on me.
Sounds comfy. I'll be sure to thank the dorfs.

>> No.34314525

>>34314374
Didn't you know you can massage a little scaletail into a biggun? The state of mofufags. You would know this if you didn't keep jizzin ya brains out over fluff. Use the brush between dickings, duh.

>> No.34314533
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34314533

It's mating season for birds right now. Be sure to give them lots of love!

>> No.34314593

>>34312919
Based and saunaholepilled. Bet White Horns are so hot that a man's bare snow covered ass would be warm. As long as he rides 'low in the saddle'. If ya know what I mean.

>> No.34314599

I want to give noogies to monster girls

>> No.34314604

>>34314533
She looks like she is miles away in a trance.

>> No.34314614

>>34314533
I will help all the 10gu women I can

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>>34314063
BB really needs to improve his mofu game. All the Kitsunes he draws have pathetic little tails

>> No.34314647

>>34314533
I want a pure slut Black Harpy, a dorky ageplay-loving Tengu, a genki Siren, and a bratty Thunderbird to all want to share me.

>> No.34314749

Sometimes life is like Cock and Ball Torture. But without the cock, or the balls.

>> No.34314798

i wish to go to sleep with my dick inside my wife and wake up still inside her

>> No.34314843

>Monster tries to molest sleeping anon
>Has an entire speech planned for when the pleasure wakes him
>Anon took melatonin and isn't getting up

>> No.34314856
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sleep time for me

>> No.34314901

>>34310580
This >>34310642, chrinicle contratianism. It's incurable, I'm afraid.

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>>34314843
>heavy breathing

>> No.34314927

>>34311516
>Now, why elves are like this, I don't understand, seeing as they need humans to reproduce, but I digress.
It's a well known courtship ritual, given their long lifespans and relatively stable fertility throughout said lifespan, they need to ensure that the one mate they pick is a perfect for them as possible. Hence, an angsty, needy yet standoffish, paradoxical demeanour. The sexual tension builds for a long time and is a process of feeding back and reaffirming approval and desire, but once the dam is broken, elven honeymoon periods are... well documented to be legendary.

>> No.34314934

>>34314843
what type of monsters would like to rape an anon in their sleep but make sure not to wake them

>> No.34314952

>>34311111
Those digits.
>The best treat for a Demonic Horse is nothing but pure and fresh mana. In other words, in order to breed Demonic Horses, Dark Knights need fresh demonic energy the most, which is created by the work of the demonic pair. In order to gain a demonic horse's trust, a Dark Knight not only needs to spend a lot of time with their lover and occasionally share their mana with them, but also to have sex in a way, as if only to show it to their horse. Because of their nature, Lescatian horses rarely appear in public places, but they often approach couples who are making love. Horses appear unexpectedly in front of monsters, attracted by their dense and obscene mana, which remains on their bodies. There are also occasions when they approach to rub themselves against the bodies of monsters to show their friendliness. In fact, not only the Dark Knights, but some demonic couples also breed demonic horses as symbols of love.
I'm almost certain KC's brain went to a certain place multiple times writing this.

>> No.34314967

>>34314934
Nightmares and Weresheep for certain.
Possibly also Yetis and Ittan-momen.

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>> No.34315119

>>34315071
The ideal height difference.

>> No.34315170

>>34314908
nightmares and insomnia medicine are a profoundly dangerous combination.

>> No.34315182

>>34315119
this, but reversed

>> No.34315194

>>34310551
>takes off her mask
I have no idea who this is

>> No.34315221
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34315221

>>34315170
>Develops "Dream-B-Gone™", a revolutionary new substance that acts as a sleep aid, while also blocking any sort of dream, both natural and artificially induced
>Nightmares can't get me because they can't attack me through my dreams, and are too meek to come after me in the waking world
Take that, sleephorses!

>> No.34315248

>>34315071
That cheshire has some fat thighs.

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>>34315248
All the better to trap (you) with

>> No.34315274

>>34315071
Poor kid will suffocate in hatter boobs or cheshbutt before he has a chance to turn 18

>> No.34315283

>>34311516
Stupidly long gestation period and rate of maturation among all of the Elves. Both kinds are trying to ensure a mate that stays for the 18 month pregnancy etc. So you get tsun wood clumsy-makeout nagging or bdsm dark snm compliance orgasms. Both are trying to make you as willing to remain their mate for as long as possible. So close to what >>34314927 said, but different.

>> No.34315327

>>34315283
> bdsm dark snm compliance orgasms
Dark snm compliance orgasms?

>> No.34315345

>>34315221
I N C E P T I O N activates the sleephorse neuron wifh fear!

>> No.34315377

>>34315327
Yeah, Dark Elves a best elf do that. Lots of freaky sex training. Remember no matter what kind of Elf it is, she's training you to be a reliable mate for centuries to come. So they are patient as long as you try.

>> No.34315406

>>34315377
But what do those words mean?

>> No.34315420

>>34315406
That you have to be 18 to post, chum.

>> No.34315430

>>34315420
Anon your words simply aren't comprehensible.

>> No.34315470

>>34315430
I really don't know how to say it any clearer, pally. What exactly confuses you? Explain as much as you understand first.

>> No.34315479

>>34315470
Dark snm compliance orgasm is the part that isn't coherent English

>> No.34315480
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34315480

It's rabbit season

>> No.34315484
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34315484

>turns invisible to sneak up on you
>slips her tongue down your pants when you're not suspecting

>> No.34315510

>>34312491
Would Trusty Patches lie to you? Now go stand at the edge of the ghoul pit.

>> No.34315522

>>34315510
There's treasure down there you know

>> No.34315532

>>34315479
Dark [Elf] S&M compliance orgasm. There ya go. Can you comprehend that, yea or nay?

>> No.34315575
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34315575

>>34315532
Notice how everything goes smoother when you write properly?

>> No.34315624
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34315624

>Go on a wonderland tour
>Cheshire "guide" keeps groping you
>Any time you ask her to stop she says it's okay because of the "molest me" sign taped to your back
>As your guide, she OBVIOUSLY didn't put it there, and no other monsters ever got close enough to do so, so that leaves you as the only possible reason that sign is on your back
>Every time you remove it, you feel her slap a new one on about three seconds later, though she never admits it and you can never catch her in the act because cheshire powers
>Because time can be.... weird... in wonderland, nobody knows how much longer your tour will last

>> No.34315634

>>34315575
What's she saying?

>> No.34315679

>>34315575
Dark Elf in-laws have been dispatched to track you down and literally make you eat those words. You will know what an SnM compliance orgasm is like the back of your hand.
>>34315634
You can be the World Cup. Don't quote me on that.

>> No.34315700

>>34315624
Just give her the ol squirt bottle. It never fails

>> No.34315726

>>34315700
>squirt
>she's not there anymore, water passes through the air harmlessly
No what you need is to keep citrus fruit all over yourself.

>> No.34315776

>>34315726
Do bags of catnip work on chesh? Might be able to distract them

>> No.34315810

>>34315776
Hardcore drugs

>> No.34315821
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34315821

>>34315776
Knowing how monsters work, I would not be surprised whatsoever if catnip just acts as an aphrodisiac for cat monsters, so it would distract them as long as it takes them to ingest it, then they would turn their, now aroused, attention back to you

>> No.34315826

>>34314355
Where should I look then? My other idea would be to set up a public wonderland-styled event, but if you aren't willing to go to a bar or club, then I don't know if you would go to something like that either.
I can't find a suitor who doesn't put himself out there and leave her at his doorstep, I'm not a mage or miracle worker.

>> No.34315911

>>34315821
I'm pretty sure silvervine from the game is magic catnip.

>> No.34315940

>>34315911
Silver vine is a real thing, it's like catnip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFaUJp0YfvQ

>> No.34315952

Which do you think Lescatie knights (before they fell and were ruled by monstergirls) would have likely said?

>"Chief God protects!"
Or
>"Praise be thy Illias' name for she is my witness!"
Or
>"For the Lady!"

>> No.34316034

>>34315624
>>34315821
Goddammit I want to fuck a smug schoolgirl cheshire.

>> No.34316162
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34316162

>>34316034
>Anon has already accepted his status as a Tom
The cats gain more influence

>> No.34316209

>>34314533
I already love tengu.

>> No.34316281

>>34312494
I want to be an agent for the demon lord army! I will open the city gates.

>> No.34316288

>>34315274
That's one way to turn undead

>> No.34316289

>>34315952
>"Ahhhh! I'm never going to lose to monster pussy" - Unknown Order solider, moments before losing to monster pussy - Siege of Lescatie

>> No.34316302
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34316302

I disagree with her

>> No.34316446

>>34316302
I can fix that.

>> No.34316516

I'm gonna bully a bicorn by marrying her unicorn sister instead.

>> No.34316517
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>>34311469
>How often do you play tickle monster with your monster girl gf?
Seeing as she has huge feathery wings, big meaty claws and even a feathered tail sure I hope she doesn't realise what she's capable of who am I kidding that would probably be hot as fuck, I'd gladly play a poor tomb raider for her to punish

>> No.34316573
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34316573

>> No.34316587

>>34316573
goood
goood

>> No.34316658

>>34316573
Cats are so tsundere

>> No.34316669

>>34316573
Oh no, she's ripped!

>> No.34316670

>>34316573
Cranky kot needs tummy rubs

>> No.34316715

>>34316573
Some one post the one wit the giant mittens.

>> No.34316724
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34316724

You know that deep down, you are just another Tom, don't you anon? Just give in

>> No.34316748

>>34316724
Cats like my beard.

>> No.34316784
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>>34312051
Since most monsters wouldn't want to be away from their husband for long, they'd likely leave their man back in the camp where they'd perform odd jobs according to their skills. Those who want to fight alongside their monster wife would also probably be allowed (at least with a bunch of protection spells, just in case!) because it not only boosts morale but also shows the enemy (if human anyway) that they're not just facing a horde of monsters. Of course, no matter what you do, you still need to attend to your wife's needs when she gets back and remind her what she's fighting for

>> No.34316822

>>34312051
Something something, they have to always be having sex to power something something.

>> No.34316908

Do monstergirls actually age and die? They don't seem to.
> those individuals who have had more sex with men end up becoming more powerful. The difference shows up in their special abilities, physical abilities, and the potency of their spells, and besides that, stored demonic energy even extends their lifespan (At the same time, the lifespan and abilities of the incubus that is feeding on the monster's demonic energy also increase)

>> No.34316966

Also
>After a day of hard work, male dwarves like to booze it up and enjoy a woman's company, so when female dwarves began turning into succubi, most of them were pleased about their brides becoming the kind of lustful woman they preferred. They all began seeking dwarven brides who had been converted into succubi. Those who had wives that still hadn't become succubi wanted to change their wives into succubi. For that reason, succubus conversion spread throughout the dwarves like a wild fire, and since monsters don't give birth to males, soon male dwarves had all but completely vanished. As of the present, male dwarves, and pure dwarves are a race that is on the precipice of extinction.
This doesn't makes sense, as proportionally, the female dwarven population should have exploded, but they should have precisely as many and not one less male dwarf than there was to begin with, since Incubi don't die of age.

>> No.34316999

>>34309854
How about Florida? Southern Florida

>> No.34317014
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>>34316670
>Tummy rub
>Cat
You’ll never get your arm back if you do that anon

>> No.34317048

>>34317014
Some cats like belly rubs and some don't.

All cats hate cucumber though. I want to place one next to a cheshire while she's sucking benis

>> No.34317089
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34317089

What Mamono would some badass/hardass righty warrior queen can monsterize into?

>> No.34317100

>>34312284
>Hellhound
>That was easy

>> No.34317139

>>34303625
I am quite slow so I if could doppel myself and learn to cook and do chores while fucking my wife with my other body that would be great.
I wonder, if you want to sleep, would all of your doppelgangers go to sleep or could you have a part of yourself do stuff while the other sleeps?

>> No.34317174

>>34317089
Dragon
Oni
Also Pharaoh warrior queens are great.
Vampire works as well.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFjLWKjysIQ
if even regular cats can steal human men away what's stopping cats with human bodies and big tits and asses from taking them too???

>> No.34317316

>>34317242
>cheshire momster
>Keeps coming to school to have sex with you
Clingy cheshire

>> No.34317375
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34317375

>>34317242
Nothing, I want to become a scorpion cat's Tom.
>>34316573
>those delicious BEEGs
I'd pss pss even harder

>> No.34317431

>>34312284
>Ren Xiongmao
Myself, I guess

>> No.34317531

>>34316908
All non undead monsters have a life span. Even the demon lord.
>They have long life spans compared with humans. (It varies depending on race, from only a little longer than humans, to those who live for thousands of years.) No matter how old they get, their forms remain young and beautiful, and they never physically age any further than that.
>2) About how long is the lifespan of a Succubus?[51]
>There's great individual difference. But it goes from several hundreds to several thousands of years. Demon Lords and such can even get older than ten-thousands of years.
Any monster can potentially become undead either through dying with regred or through various necromancy spells like the secret art of raise or the blessing of undeath.
>Age has never been observed as the cause of death in any of the undead. Undying, they are thought to be virtually immortal. Upon becoming incubi, the lifespans of the undead's husbands are drastically extended to match that of their partners. Such implies that the men, too, become virtually immortal and join the ranks of the undying.

>> No.34317539

>>34312284
>Umi Osho
I'd propably waste a lot of time trying to give her advice, on how to be more confident.
After that fails, I'd hook her up on Anime and invite one of my basement dweller friends over to watch half of a good anime. When they'll inevitably write me asking to finish watching it, I'd tell them I have no time and should meet to watch it together.

>> No.34317556

>>34312284
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Karakasa-Obake
We must seek out London town, where it rains and pours day and night. Inquire among the taverns, for there they say he daily doth frequent with unrestrained loose companions.

>> No.34317915
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Would males ever be able to get anything done if mamono were around?
I'd just spend all day spoiling my huge mino wife.
Everything else would be irrelevant.

>> No.34317987

>>34317089
>>34317174
>Doesn't mention the one monster that female heroes canonically become

>> No.34318055

>>34317531
Then he should have clarified "extents their lifespan, but not indefinitely".

>> No.34318100
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34318100

>>34309801
>Where are those icicles gonna go?
First she pins you down with icicles, then Super S Tsurara grazes various parts of your body with icicle tips. She knows you're too cold to scream or cry so she can do whatever she wants

>> No.34318147

>>34317915
I think your long term spoiling desires will override your short term spoiling desires. First it starts with headpats and snuggles, but then you need more, an even stronger hit, and you start painting pictures and dedicating art to her, and finally, you begin to build great monuments to your love

>> No.34318226

>>34311246
I am just a HUGE LILIM FAN

>> No.34318250

>>34318147
I uh... I feel like that's the fast track to being a Yanon.
Go crazy and just cover the house in the same picture of her over and over again.

>> No.34318626

elves are quick to recognize lewdness

>> No.34318662

>>34318250
What else would you hang on your wall other than pictures of her, anon? Surely your wall paper isn't more interesting than pictures of her.

>> No.34318722

>>34318250
Also you wouldn't use the same picture over and over, you'd use different pictures of her, to capture as many aspects of her as there are seconds in the universe. Sure you'll need to repurpose other materials, both biotic and not, but it's all worth it.

>> No.34318745

>>34318626
Rather, it's just easier to tell when they're recognising it. Blushing and rapidly wiggling ears are a dead give-away.

>> No.34318920

>>34318147
>today /mgt/ discovered how civilization was born and what it was like before banks and corporations ruined it

>> No.34319012

>>34318920
Calm down, Order-chan, the Danuki aren't giving you exorbitant loans while giving other danuki interest free loans.

>> No.34319302

>>34312051
>I do have a headcanon: unlike regular human and mortal armies
Next time keep it to yourself /tg/-kun

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>>34319012
>I wonder who's behind that post
I have nothing against monsters. I don't like Danuki putting mamono mana in the water, to turn the mucus toads into monsters.

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>>34319469
I will never fall for Danuki tricks.

>> No.34320127

>>34319817
How badly would a nuki+Kitsune wife combo go?

>> No.34320241

>>34316670
This is how you get raped

>> No.34320344

>>34320127
you into competition rape?

>> No.34320642

>When the school bullies here a rumor about how Anon can cum enough to 'cumflate a centaur'

>> No.34320646

>>34318920
If there are portals one day there will be entire ethnostate of Danuki.

>> No.34320685

>>34320646
I'm OK with this, I want a bunch of bottom heavy, tubby tanukis to lewd.

>> No.34320741
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>>34314967
Yetis practice sleep rape on daki pillows before finding a man, there's no chance of him waking up

>> No.34320750
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34320750

All fun and games but I bet you wouldn’t laugh anymore if you became a pet

>> No.34320887

>>34320750
Sauce me, right the fuck now.

>> No.34320964

Here's a story idea:
>Town is taken over
>Overall peaceful transition
>Anon stays single but the monsters probably won't take no for answer soon
>He needs protection and doesn't want to marry a monster
>There's a dullahan
>A infamous virgin
>Only wants to serve a lord
>Eventually no one wants to hire her because their monster philosophy
>She comes into town and offers her protection
>Anon hires her
>How long until the inevitable happens.

>> No.34320998 [DELETED] 

>>34320887
https://e-hentai.org/g/1873998/3d179b787e/

>> No.34321015
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34321015

>>34320887
https://nhentai.net/g/352623/

>> No.34321080

>>34320998
Danke doktor

>> No.34321323

>>34314856
Damn, I never realized how big she was until she had the guy there for reference.

>> No.34321389

>>34315575
>black lipstick
>Russian
>jovial enough to be teasing
I never stood a chance. See you never, Anons. I'm living underground from now on.

>> No.34321539

>>34321389
the only way that could be even more dangerous is
black sclera
how can human males resist?

>> No.34321656

>>34321539
PP HAS HARDENED TO STEEL

>> No.34321743
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34321743

Good morning, dreamt of school with monster girls, very rapey

>> No.34321781

>>34312284
>Atlach-Nacha
I lure a guy to her web with promise of free beer and rock CDs, I don't know what else to do.

>> No.34321830

Teen pregnancy must be a real issue in MGCV schools.

>> No.34321842

>>34312284
>Jubjub
How does one get someone else to fall into Wonderland anyway

>> No.34321849

>>34321830
>issue

>> No.34321931

>>34321849
Seems like teacher anon is impregnating the students again.

>> No.34321947
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>> No.34321966

>>34321830
the issue is that there aren't enough

>> No.34321990
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>>34309661

>> No.34322046

>>34321947
I checked youtube and I'm fairly sure that I do NOT want horny fox sounds in my house

>> No.34322104

>>34321781
Have her cosplay Asuka and some weeb horny for a tsundere is bound to fall for her.

>> No.34322111

>>34320750
>moka
More like monkaS

>> No.34322137

>>34321830
They propably boast about their school's teen pregnancy statistics going up compared to the year before, in MGE.

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34322190

>>34309661

>> No.34322206

>>34322190
eww

>> No.34322232

>>34321966
>Welcome to MGTV
>A resent study shows that teen pregnancy has fallen by 40% in the last five years
>The demon mayor describe the situation as "grim for teens in the whole town"
>The study shows that this is due to a mix of teens not having as much sex and that harems are becoming less common
>The local Bicorn foundation is apparently very saddened by the news
>"It's a real shame that teen boys these days just won't feel the excitement and pleasure of getting fucked by five girls at the same time. We're currently trying to mount a campaign to make sure as many boys are getting all the pussy they can get."
>One of the local schools have even had zero cases of pregnancies in the last year
>The principal of the school decided to take drastic measures and decided that all rape was now allowed as long the boy came inside of the girl
>This has seemingly helped their statistic since then, but only time will tell how this will hold up.
>This has been MGTV the most trusted source of monster girl news

>> No.34322272
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>>34322232
>It is a tragedy, that some suspect is the result of the distribution of illegal contraceptives
>If you are aware of someone buying or selling contraband, immediately report it to the authorities

>> No.34322305

>>34315826
>lead them by cafes, giving them instruction to go sit by men who are sitting by themselves
>lead them to /tg/-type stores, to the guys who are too awkward to interact with even the neckbeards
>have them randomly approach guys who just seem to be aimlessly walking

>> No.34322320
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34322320

I wonder whether zombies will be in KC's game, feels like he's trying to focus on more on girls of vanilla and forgotten parts of MGE by including them in the game

>> No.34322330

>>34322272
fuck, whats the punishment for committing this crime

>> No.34322333

>>34322232
MGC needs this guy >>34314522

>> No.34322351
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34322351

>dream you're getting fucked by s lilim
>wake up
>turn over
>slowly open your heavy morning eyelids
>this creature is laying at the foot of your bed looking you straight in the face
>"Hey. Hehe~"
>"Did you know that you sleep talk sometimes? You do..."
Too cary!

>> No.34322387

What if Ochimusha awakens in modern times and begins to seek purpose in life by taking on part-time work at a fast-food joint or something and thinks Manager Anon is her new daimyo?

>> No.34322396

>>34322330
Few years of actual rape, I imagine

>> No.34322399

>>34322351
>"Did you know that you sleep talk sometimes? You do..."
I know I do, but apparently only talk nonsense.
Apparently I've had a whole conversation with myself about the rules of golfing, even though I don't play it.

>> No.34322451

>>34322351
Do you hear the voices too?

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34322494

>>34309661

>> No.34322552

>>34322351
>dream of a Baph
>dream of eating her perfect cunny
>dream of feeling her take my cock to her womb
>dream of cuddling her in the afterglow of sex
>wake up
>"That was nice, onii-chan! Want to do it again later?"

>> No.34322583

>>34316669
*Oh yes, she's ripped!

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>>34309661
I will never lose to a flower.

>> No.34322733

>>34322451
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

>> No.34322787
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>>34322712
AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.34322832
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34322832

big

>> No.34322863

>>34312284
>Tsuara-Onna
I give her a plane ticket to Arizona.

>> No.34322913

>>34322387
>Master the task is done
>Oh nice you cleaned the deep fryer, good job
>Oh no master, your kind words are too great for an unworthy servant like me

>> No.34322953

>>34322733
>mindflayer wife fucks with your mind as always
>notices memories related to some silly "dawn of war" video game
>adjusts your brain so that you keep hearing DoW unit quotes all day
god I love chaos girls, SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK

>> No.34322972

>>34322953
BROTHER, I AM PINNED HERE

>> No.34322993

>>34322953
The question is this.
Are we hearing other girls say it in their voices or is it directly game audio?

>>34322832
Could be bigger.

>> No.34323029

>>34322972
>>34322953
If that happens you may as well legally change your name to Diomedes
>mid sex with mindflayer
>"YOU HAV CAPTAIN DAYOMIDIS"
>Mindlfayer wife bursts into laughter

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>>34322953
>>34322972
>>34322993
The forces of Chaos BOW to me

>> No.34323062

>>34323029
THE BANEBLADE

>> No.34323087

>>34323062
fucking imagine, naming your dick 'Baneblade' and everytime you whip it out you yell
>"IT IS THE BEEHNBLEEEHDD"
how would your wife not just lose her sides?

>> No.34323112

>>34322320
That card can go fuck itself

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>>34309661

>> No.34323213

>>34323087
It would be the worst to have the orgyn lines stuck in your head

>> No.34323224

>>34316288
I wonder if there's a lamentation mushroom hatter.

>> No.34323235

>>34323087
Impossible, even if she's a huge nerd.

>> No.34323318
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>she heard you mention how you would love to hug the rata next door

>> No.34323413

>>34323224
>goth dommy mommy hatter

>> No.34323491

>>34323224
>raging mushroom hatter

>> No.34323532

>>34320750
All I can imagine is some MG doing those Sarah McLachlan commercials for the ASPCA but instead of sad looking dogs it’s all sad looking shotas.

>> No.34323568

>>34312284
>greenworm
>I don't even know where to start
>waifu going to be lonely forever

>> No.34323574

>>34323046
>Laughing demon girls

>> No.34323584

>>34314908
Nightmare vs Anon who is genuinely exhausted and wants a peaceful night's rest.

>> No.34323620

>>34323318
>Notice I have a cute Rata neighbor
>Mention audibly enough any of her surveillance equipment would notice that I wonder what her panties look like
>And that I wonder how she likes to masturbate
>And what kind of girl she'd want to be in a threesome with
>And how sweet her hair smells
>And how comfy her tail is to cuddle
>And how snugly she'd fit as my little spoon

>> No.34323662

>>34311847
>>34311906
That's actually a really cool design for a hybrid between a Victorian dress and a kimono

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>>34309661

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>> No.34323816

>>34317987
>>34317174
>Giving /tg/ witcherfag (you)s
Mong

>> No.34323836

>>34323771
she's big

>> No.34323849

>>34323771
wonder if she uses them tits like a counterweight?

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>>34323816
I replied because I like battle scarred mamono warrior queens ect. It can't be helped

>> No.34323856

>>34323816
i figure he just copy/pates any replies he got from there too because he's insane.

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>>34317316
>get to highschool sex ed
>succ teacher asks if any volunteers are willing to demonstrate
>somebody grabs anons arm from behind and raises it
>teacher is about to ask where his partner is when a CC cheshire drops onto his lap and starts making out with him while taking his shirt off
>later in the year at parent teacher conferences teach notices that anon's adopted cheshire mom has a baby bump

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>>34309661

>> No.34323907

>>34323889
The cheshire ability makes cheshire momsters especially dangerous

>> No.34323922

Beat my meat to Cheshires. Thanks assholes you happy? Goddamn purple smug cats.

>> No.34323959
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>>34317531
Imagine being the novice mage who's never seen a monster before and tries to delve into forbidden necromancy only to have his first successful experiment try to rape him

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>>34323922
Enjoy your mana marker

>> No.34323999

>>34323889
Desmug Cheshire Momsters by coming home from health class and asking them what sex is and saying that you're scared

>> No.34324009
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>>34320127
>badly
It's one of the ideal combos.

>> No.34324018

>>34323959
>the body he raised was a long forgotten princess so he ended up creating a Wight
>said Wight rapes him immidiately

>> No.34324019

>>34323922
Unironically a bunch of cheshire images, especially the onlynyans one came to my brain while beating it

>> No.34324027

>>34323907
You would never be able to jerk off. Mom goes out to visit grandma and grandpa for a few hours so you figure it's safe to rub one out and next thing you know a fuzzy disembodied arm is popping out of nowhere to finish you with a forced handjob, then writing "could you please take the chicken out of the freezer anon"/spoiler] on your pelvis before retreating back from whence it came

>> No.34324084

>>34323959
I like that for jiangshi where he's carefully prepared talismans that she complies with until it's inconvenient for her.

>> No.34324136

>>34323999
It should be encouraged for mamano oriented schools with male students who have already been claimed to send out letters telling their claimers that they're responsible for sexual education. Not just for the men's sake but also for all those momsters, onee-sans, imoutos, cousins, auntsers, and childhood friend mamano who need an inner justification to make that final push. The unclaimed males can be safely left to their single teachers, TAs, and the few older students who missed out in their earlier years

>> No.34324162

>>34324136
those transfer students are going to be desperate for scraps

>> No.34324176

>>34324027
Her huge cheshire momster ass appearing out of nowhere from time to time as well

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>>34324018
>>34324084
There are sorry few stories where a monster either circumvents or overpowers some kind of imposed limitation to rape a man. It's why I like this LN doodle so much, it embodies the feeling of
>Oh no!?

>> No.34324199

>>34324176
>Hey Anon, I think your mom needs to lay off the sweets, I think her ass looks bigger than the last time I was here.

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>>34309661

>> No.34324223

>>34324027
>take chicken out of freezer
>kiss on the cheek out of nowhere
>thanks sweetie note on the fridge
>pants getting pulled down
>remote blowjob

>> No.34324251

>>34324199
well, that would loop into a cycle of her getting desmugged and sad, so she eats more. ass gets fatter. repeat for desired size

>> No.34324276

>>34324198
the lava golem MG roulette, though its not that good a story

>> No.34324301

Die monkey

>> No.34324307

>>34324251
God help her jeans, you can probably see the panty lines beneath...if she even wears them.

>Local ice cream shop has given her a special discount and the staff tend to ask if her son's friends said something about her rear again whenever she teleports in without her usual smug.

>> No.34324319

>>34324162
I like the idea of a high ranking monster who wants to make anon her husband but feels she needs a justification so just keeps getting more vague esoteric scraps of information to justify why they're destined to be together. And anon encourages it because he knows but he wants her to just honestly express her feelings and is amused by the display
>Okay so look here anon this is Sir Anonscroft of Anonshire, he resided in Anonscroft Manor and owned many acres and several herds of cattle. This is proof you're of good breeding
>Okay? Thank you I guess
>Urrghhh did you know if you go back far enough you're descended from Ramses II? What a coincidence anon that makes us both pharaohs
>I mean if he lived 3000 years ago does that really give me any legitimacy?
>Frustrated pharaoh noises

>> No.34324359

>>34323907
>>34324176
Everywhere you go you can’t escape your Cheshire momster’s huge ass.
>wake up and open your dresser to get some clothes but it’s just her ass there
>you open up the fridge to get some milk for your cereal and there’s her bodacious booty (at least when you turn back your cereal has been replaced with a full breakfast plate)
>open up your textbook in class and there it is again her humungous lady hump
>at least she doesn’t try appearing in your locker anymore after getting stuck that one time

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>>34324301
Welches monkey?

>> No.34324395

>>34324359
time to break out "the hand"

>> No.34324403

>>34324301
>The Monkey, The

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>>34324359
>>34324375
>tfw love big butts but absolutely do not care for anal at all

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>> No.34324444

Chaos monsters are spooky but what would freak me out more is seeing a normal guy walking around casually in a Chaos monster town with no wife in sight

>> No.34324449

>>34324359
At least the quickies will be awesome.

>> No.34324488

>>34324407
I’m in the same boat Anon. I don’t mind anal, it’s just one of the last things I’m thinking of when I see some chick with a huge ass. I mostly think about worshiping it and face sitting.

>> No.34324497

>>34324444
>eldrich horrors all around
>everyone's a bit crazy
>you could care less
>...what? the rent was cheap

>> No.34324507

>>34324359
>Hey mom could you stop teleporting your butt into my line of sight
>Why, embarrassed to have your mom's ass planted on your face in public?
>No I just want to see your face more
THAT is how you desmug the cat

>> No.34324510

>>34324488
Me too bro. Ass worship is the shit.

>> No.34324512

>Flayer turns me into tentacle parasite form
>Flays a human woman to distract her
>Has me stay in her panties for a while

>> No.34324530

>>34324488
>34324488
Yeah same boat m8s, I would love them smell

>> No.34324552

>>34324359
>open your backpack as you sit down and wait for class to start
>yup, it's fat cheshire ass, in all it's jeans-clad glory
>can't zip your bag back up, it's too big
>*muffled lewd cheshire sounds* can be heard as you futilely try to shove it back in
>you start to get frustrated as your friends start to stare
>before you can think your actions through you draw your hand back and give it a mighty smack
>the butt stops pushing back against you for a moment, then shimmys forward into the bag with much difficulty
>a few seconds later your cheshire momster steps into the room, red in the face and breathing heavily
>tells your teacher that she's here to take you home early

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>>34324488
Understandable, I'm more of a doggystyle/reverse-cowgirl guy.

>> No.34324616

I feel like a huge contrarian right now.
>not into any femdom
>not into "mommy" types
>not into larger girls
>just want some cute, thin, budding construct and fiendish girls who get wet from being ordered around

>> No.34324635

>>34323976
I get a feeling Cheshire is a default marker a poster here would get on DOTR, if he doesn't have a waifu.

>> No.34324641

>>34324616
everyone has their own tastes, anon

>> No.34324644

>>34324552
Its a Sonnu's duty to impregnate his momster.

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34324650

>>34324616
I like lolis and big girls anon, I just post whatever the conversation is leaning to.

>> No.34324678

>>34324359
>doing exercise
>need a drink
>open bag
>no water bottle, only mom's fat ass
>oh well
>start fingering her butt
>girlcum starts spraying
>lap it up like a water fountain

>> No.34324764

>>34324678
the boost of you getting that ass will make you able to lift way more than normal, and you will get more gains as well

>> No.34324791

>>34324678
>pull momster out of the bag
>suck on her tibbies
>refreshed

>> No.34324826

Personally I'd love if a monstergirl spanked me and groped my ass.

>> No.34324919

>>34324223
This but without incest. It would be super cute, if Your Cheshire mom just poped out of the thin air to pat Your head for vacuuming the house,while Your parents are away.

>> No.34324938

>>34324641
I get that, but it feels like there's rarely any time people post girls I like.

>>34324650
Fair enough. I'm not against non-lolis, I just prefer thinner girls with smaller breasts and asses. JKs and JDs are great, too.

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>>34324826
This is the part right before she pushes you down

>> No.34325050

>>34324616
Doppelgängers are for you

>> No.34325064

Doskoinpo got a doujin translated for those interested
Though it isn’t with monster girls but it isn’t like monster girls that can teleport everywhere like Cheshire will know we have been reading this kind of th

>> No.34325086

>>34324826
>ywn be sexual harassed by a gang of delinquent hellhounds

>> No.34325132

>>34325086
They can’t harass me! I’m their teacher!

>> No.34325158

>>34325050
>loses magic powers after you fall in love with her
Wtf KC? Pain-checklist-Live-With-The-Pain.jpeg

>> No.34325190

Does anybody have any pictures of Grizzly with her hood up? I can’t seem to find any.

>> No.34325197

>>34322272
Wouldn't the girl be aware about taking the contraceptives and understanding to her husband if he doesn't want kids/doesn't want them yet?

>> No.34325205

>>34325132
that just makes them hornier

>> No.34325207

>>34325064
I wanted to ask why are you posting this in a monster girl thread, but then again human women are just future monster girls from our perspective.

>> No.34325229

>>34325158
Because the point of the Doppelganger is they can't freely shapeshift. They take the from of an unrequited love. If you see them and accept them in their true form they are your true love.

>> No.34325235

>>34325050
The profile Doppelganger is really cute, but once she's locked in her true form, she's basically a human. If she could alter her appearance for the sake of roleplay, that would be amazing, but otherwise I'd be more inclined to prefer a mamono of a different species and that body type.

>> No.34325292 [SPOILER] 
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I want a dopplewife

>> No.34325433

>>34325229
>she changes to represent your true love
So she doesn't lose her magic powers when permanently taking her true form, you've just solidified your love for her natural self? Couldn't you get Eros-hypnotized to give her new powers?
>>34325235
I don't know the limits, but she probably keeps the telepathic link with you no matter what.
>>34325292
Holy fuck. Is this canon?

>> No.34325439

To be if your widow mom/aunt monster girl or onee-san, older cousin, found out your stash of human girl porn and decides this is a super serious matter and needs to punish/reeducate you thoroughly

>> No.34325465

>>34325292
If this is canon, Doppelganger is by far the best individual mamono.

>> No.34325489

>>34325433
>>34325465
Not really canon boys
just the way the game ended as part of the twist that you were not with the real leah

>> No.34325492

>>34325433
Considering if you love another girl she turns into what you idealize her as, likely if your tastes evolve or you go through a phase she’d unknowingly reshape herself accordingly.
>anons start posting about Cheshire ass all the time
>Doppelganger temporarily grows cast ears and gets a fatter ass until (You) settle down

>> No.34325528

>>34325433
I haven't heard KC say anything but I wouldn't be surprised if the reason she can't shapeshift anymore is because they are in the perfect from for you already and doesn't need to hide herself as some person that never loved you in the first place when the person that loves you the most was already by your side.

>> No.34325530

>>34325492
Gonna try out new bodytypes with her each week.

>> No.34325549

i wonder what would happen if KC found this thread?

>> No.34325553

>>34325433
Besides not being a canon game. Even in the game it was a weird one in a million thing.

>> No.34325578

>>34325549
Probably drink. He's almost an alcoholic now.

>> No.34325602

>>34325489
Aw.
>>34325492
This is still pretty awesome.
>>34325528
Very romantic, but less practical. I appreciate the thought.
>>34325530
Eros autohypnosis for the win.

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>no randomly teleporting asses in your face
>no weird magic shapeshifting
this is why baphos are the best

>> No.34325636

>>34325604
oi, we get it, ya like goat cunny

>> No.34325648

>>34325636
my love for goat is not limited to cunny

>> No.34325667

>>34325549
Nothing, nips don't speak English.

>> No.34325677

>>34325604
Which is the best Baph? Why the hell is Runya a nomagic narcoleptic? Someone explain this please.

>> No.34325749

Whenever I hear Narcolepsy I always confuse it in my head with Narcosis for a second or two.
Said my fluffy waifu. She has problems with things like that sometimes and gets really embarrassed about it, which is kind of cute to be honest.

>> No.34325764

>>34325602
>Hey Anon, what bodytype week do we get this week? I need to know cause we have that bowling game scheduled.

>> No.34325767

>>34325677
Runya Runya is is best bapho
seems like some weird magic system where some people can cast spells and some people can't and if she tries the gets really sleepy

>> No.34325811

>>34325677
Kuroferuru's my favorite.
My take is that Runya's magic is tied to sleep/dreams in some way, and because there's no formal understanding of somnomancy, she hasn't figured out what's happening, let alone how to control it.

>> No.34325845

>>34325492
So if I had a Doppel wife, even if she was in her true form at this point, if I, for instance, started fantasizing about what she'd look like as a Succ, her body would adjust to show me?

>> No.34325854

>>34325767
>>34325811
Here's a thought. Is Runya ahem *exceptional* among baphs? I can't tell because I can't into moon runes.

>> No.34325866

>>34325677
I don't care about Baphomets but my favorite canon Sabbath is Ropuroto's Sabbath.
>Since this counts as a profound study of magic in and of itself, this Sabbath's activities consist of hunting prey with onii-chan, eating, napping together, and breeding as much they please. Even the letters of the word “magic” are nowhere to be seen, and I'm extremely jealous. If possible, the writer would also like to transfer to this Sabbath. Their black mass activities are rather unusual too; many witches use the power of theriomancy cultivated within themselves to hunt an enormous “mamono realm beast”, and after they've all eaten their fill of the feast, they each do whatever they please, be it napping or breeding. However, in this Sabbath, most of the witches call their onii-chan “master”, etc., and seeing as their expressions are as happy as can be, and they delight in playing, being praised, and being petted, perhaps they're more like “pets” than “beasts”...?

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>>34325854
marune would be the *exceptional* one
Runya is interested in magic specificly because she can't use it which has lead to her sabbath being a massive library

>> No.34325914

>>34325764
>tfw all of the best female bowlers are subpar in looks
>"I love you just the way you are baby, so we're not betting on this game."

>> No.34325949

>>34325854
if you want to you can go to mge wiki and search for sabbath and look for guide III

>> No.34325950

How do I get my succubus friend to stop sending me videos of her fingering herself while moaning my name?

>> No.34325966

>>34325866
That is hardcore, almost-Satan.

>> No.34325987

>>34325950
Mamono are not rocket science, anon, you know what to do.

>> No.34325997

>>34325987
uhh, send her a vid of me doing it?

>> No.34326015

>>34325987
Send her a video of me explaining startreck lore?

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34326017

Biker snek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPjjnfGKrPc

>> No.34326024

>>34326015
maybe try bionicle lore

>> No.34326041

>>34325904
>>34325949
I've read it WG3 and remember a lot of the Runya stuff. But I just don't get it. Runya was obsessed with magic for her entire life and remains an absolute failure at doing it. Who even makes a character like that? It is like a Kiki that doesn't know how to use a broom, after trying to sweep for years at a time. It vexes me. What is KC trying to convey here? I don't even. Is she there just to suffer?

>> No.34326058

>>34326015
>>34326024
>it's actually a nerdcubus and she ends up assaulting anon
well that's one way to resolve this

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34326084

>>34326041
its not that she's a failure she straight up is unable to cast magic

>> No.34326089

>>34326058
>She tries to seduce anon
>Anon panics and start to explain some really nerdy lore to try and throw her off
>It only makes her more aroused
At least she'd 100% cosplay while fucking him senseless

>> No.34326090

I want to die by Lich thighs and be turned into a undead incubus.
She'd probably say that's a really inefficient way to kill someone but i don't care.

>> No.34326205

>>34326090
>Dying though suffocation is highly ineffective, anon.
>Please value your life more
>I still haven't done all the tests I want on you yet.

>> No.34326211

>>34326084
>be baph
>the super magic species
>but cannot magic at all
>but not a failure
That makes it even worse. The Kiki can't even touch the broom now, but she's read literally everything about brooms! Does KC dislike librarians, did a librarian do something to him? No wait, I think the Dark Matter was a librarian too iirc. So it is just Runya. Fucking why? It makes my brain itch.

>> No.34326225

>>34326211
it'd be more like a kiki born without arms
no idea how magic works in MGE but it seems not everyone can cast spells

>> No.34326243

>>34326211
also no matter what monster species you can never be a failure

>> No.34326373

>>34326225
>>34326243
Doing magic is literally her goal in life. I'm not trying to insult Runya, but it seems like she regards herself a failure, since magic normally comes automatically to Baphs. This is probably why she has the self esteem of a thrift store doormat. I don't get KC's editorial choice here, everyone else in the Sabbath she runs daily can magic, but they're so nice and supportive of her magical permafail. That's some ironic Twilight Zone torture shit. And who knows how long it's lasted, Baphs predate the New Era. That irritated me immediately. If Saphirette wasn't a librarian, I'd think KC hated them or something.

>> No.34326394

>>34326211
She was just born disabled and have extremely low self esteem because of it
>Fucking why? It makes my brain itch.
Because "sick weak girl you want to protect and heal" is a trope on itself. You know, like that 4chan game entirely about disabled girls

>> No.34326438

>>34326041
It gives her an inferiority complex, so that when you come along to comfort her, you can reassure her that she's absolutely perfect for you. Give her that smile and protect it, anon!

>> No.34326455
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34326455

>>34326438
stay away she's mine! i'll protect he smile!

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>>34326394
Baphos are also ridiculously strong physically, so she's not quite weak. She'd be able to defend herself just fine

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>>34326455
You can have Runya Runya, and I'll take Bapho-chan. Deal?

>> No.34326491

>>34326487
deal

>> No.34326578

>>34326394
>>34326438
It just strikes me as so cruel that it has to be deliberate. Think about the MGE for a minute.

Literal chump nomagic humans can wizard pro with the dick shortcut or get blasted into supermage power if they turn into jailbait. The leader of the DL's MAGICAL FUCKING NSA cannot wizard. This is in a world where you can literally accidentally fuck the ground and turn into an Elementalist. Imagine the salty fucking tears you'd have if you were Runya. This is far too vicious to be an attempt at "sick weak girl".

Someone hates librarians, that is the only possible answer. Or possibly the head of the Japanese NSA. I looked it up, Saphirette *wasn't* a librarian afaikt. Just Runya. Just.

>>34326455
>>34326491
Do your best to Protecc that smile better than KC!

>> No.34326580

What type of succubus is more dangerous, a buffcubus that takes what she wants up front or a nerdcubus that will out of nowhere assualt you while taking about something nerdy

>> No.34326623
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>>34326578
ill protect her with my life

>> No.34326627

>>34326578
I'm fairly certain the same applies to humans in that, even if you get corrupted with mamono mana, whether female monsterization or male incubization, there's no guarantee that you'll be able to do magic. In fact, I'd say it's likely that there are plenty of humans that have zero potential for magic not unlike Runya. It's just that we know about Runya because baphos are a rare species, she's a writer, so she can tell her story, and because KC wanted to add an interesting story to his Sabbath book.

>> No.34326698

>>34326578
As >>34326627 says not everyone can use magic.
>Other than that, most “werewolves (Encyclopedia I – p.26)” are just poor at controlling mana in the form called magic due to their racial characteristics; however, they instinctively use mana to enhance their physical abilities and control their posture when exerting themselves. Humans and other animals are also the same way. Ultimately, whether or not one can use magic is determined by one's inherent proficiencies and inadequacies, as well as subsequently acquired knowledge and training. It has very little to do with the presence or absence of mana, or the magnitude of the mana possessed. The vital energy, mana, is essentially required by organisms to perform vital functions, so in the first place, a lack of mana would signify that something is non-living rather than living.

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