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3430114 No.3430114[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey anon, do you have a name for your penis?

>> No.3430122

Yes, I named him Little Rick. xD

>> No.3430120

That's fucking retarded. Only normalfags name their penises.

>> No.3430124

The Italian Stallion

>> No.3430126

My little hyper weapon doesn't need a name.

>> No.3430135
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>>3430126
SHWING!!

>> No.3430136

Fireman.

>> No.3430137

It's called Dick.

>> No.3430139

Sleeping beauty.

>> No.3430143

Emperor Wakamoto.

>> No.3430146

Why would I name my penis ?
Do you name each strand of hair you have, too ?

>> No.3430149

I just call him "little guy" when I talk to him.

>> No.3430152

I CALL IT "VERA"

>> No.3430153

John Thomas

>> No.3430161

Dick Dickinson

>> No.3430162

Little John.

>> No.3430164

Shmulik

>> No.3430165

No.

>> No.3430168

So why the fuck do some parents call their kids names like Rick, Dick, and Gay? Don't they understand that names like that only ruin the kids' lives?

>> No.3430169

>>3430114
What is the sauce on that girl op! O.O

>> No.3430171

>>3430152
Goddamnit, I know a girl called Vera who has the looks of a penis.

>> No.3430173

>>3430168
Dick Steel was the best name ever.
Anyhow, what would be wrong with 'Rick'?

>> No.3430174
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3430174

Dick Armey

>> No.3430177

Water pump

>> No.3430180

>>3430173
My name is Rick and people used to call me "Dick" in school...

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>>3430126
>little

>> No.3430191

>>3430183
You do what you can with what you get, lad.

>> No.3430215

Attila the Hun.

>> No.3430225

Vlad the Impaler

>> No.3430226

>>3430114
小弟弟

>> No.3430230

King Arthur.

>> No.3430235

Who would name their penis? If I had to call it something I guess "Ultima Ratio Regum" would do.

>> No.3430237

Starlight Breaker.

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