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34244580 No.34244580 [Reply] [Original]

cum give big sis a hug~!

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Sorry but I like Maribel more

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Trying to not a HUGE throbbing stretched-to-the-max boner from big sis Yukari's bare feet!

>> No.34246609

What? In english, please?

>> No.34247254
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She's not your mommy
But you can make her a mommy

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I need a hug from Yukari

>> No.34248041

ask your mom or aunt for that

>> No.34249505
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Aren't they all the same?

>> No.34249960

Oh no why is she crying?

>> No.34250947

me too

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say no more

>> No.34255333

One is big Yukari, the other is smol Yukari

>> No.34260387

No. That would be like saying Yukari and Alice are the same person.

>> No.34272108

But, I can't fuck my mom or my aunt

>> No.34272264

They're not?

>> No.34279448

No. They aren't.

>> No.34283039

t-they a-aren't...?

>> No.34283210

I want to help Yukari make it through her winter hibernation by busting massive loads down her lewd youkai throat while she sleeps!

>> No.34284810

No. Stop asking.

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i cum on yukari's big fat titties

>> No.34288820

Her eyes are blue.
That's not Yukari anon.

>> No.34292679

she has colored contact lenses

>> No.34292703

It's Alice!

>> No.34307457

The loner finally did it.

>> No.34311290

I dunno man, clearly see Yakumo Yukari there

>> No.34311330

Have you ever seen Alice and Yukari in the same room? And is it a coincidence that in Satori's manga, both Alice and Yukari just "happen" to be indisposed? I think not.

>> No.34311399

>And is it a coincidence that in Satori's manga, both Alice and Yukari just "happen" to be indisposed?
... That's a good point

>> No.34311424

Kaguya and Star Sapphire are actually the same person.
The princess goes out to have fun and pretends to be a fairy

>> No.34314634

hell, gappy lady, I know you love doing it for hours, but please don't exceed!

>> No.34315150

I want to but man that face is making me nervous.

>> No.34317480

Oh fren, If you only knew all the other faces that she has...

>> No.34323123

I hope they’re at least nice ones.

>> No.34329288

She has a really nice ones

>> No.34330682

What kind of nice ones are we talking here? Cute and happy or maybe something more suggestive?

>> No.34330751

She has a smile to die for.

>> No.34330817

With looks that good I can believe it.
Now let's hope it doesn't actually kill you or me...

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>> No.34333911

That smile and her eyes look like she’s in on a joke that’s going to be at your expense. Nothing but mischief on that alluring face of her’s.

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She has a beautiful and sweet face

>> No.34349725

True, but every rose has its thorns. And I'm kind of worried hers are real sharp.

>> No.34360897

>And I'm kind of worried hers are real sharp
Well, then Yukari is not for you, you can worship any other worldly 2hu

>> No.34361188

I still kind of want her though...

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Sorry friend, but you don't deserve her

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>> No.34378256

Her face is a lie.

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>> No.34381670

theres a 9/10 chance i won't come out alive if i get near Yukari

>> No.34386308

Anons do you think that Yukari likes homemade ćhicken nuggets ?

>> No.34386588
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Yukarin is very rude

>> No.34387376

she's cute tho so she gets a pass

>> No.34392695

maybe, it depends on how well and delicious you cook

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cute yokai, perfect to be the mother of my children

>> No.34405857

Yeah, no, maybe, I don't know.

>> No.34411720

You will do that and you will like it

>> No.34411991

Imagine having Yukari as your older sister.

>> No.34412612

what kind of older sister? an ''ara ara'' sister or a ''baka baka'' sister?

>> No.34413623

Considering the look she’s giving us I’d say she’s “ara ara”.

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>> No.34424421

I love you Yukari-sama! You're still the strongest in my retarded headcanon!

>> No.34425370

there's no point arguing over who's the strongest in 2hu, their powers are so vague and it's completely pointless anyway.

>> No.34434426

Fuck you grandma

>> No.34441089

Yukari is strong but not all powerful.

>> No.34441438

if she has an ulterior motive, then yeah. That sounds about right.

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>> No.34446910

so lovely...

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>> No.34455869

I mean, there's no way Yukari can grow her hair out and change her mannerisms in short notice.

>> No.34461772

>Kaguya and Star Sapphire are actually the same person.
I refuse to believe that! Even with Eirin's shady drugs, there's no way Kaguya can go between two lives and be in two places at once!

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Yukarin makes other people cosplay as Renko when she gets lonely...

>> No.34463210

Why Renko?

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the most fertile of all hus

>> No.34464108

Hers are sharp like obsidian, but she wouldn't hurt you if she likes you

>> No.34464614

Now that begs the question: how does one get Yukari to like you?

>> No.34464719
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that's a question you wont know the answer to until you either succeed or horribly fail
and in either case, she'll make sure you wont be able to escape from her embrace

>> No.34466249

It sounds like she’ll win in the end in either case. I just hope that her embrace isn’t too tight.
Or lethal.

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The forbidden fruit...

>> No.34468850

i can give you a big cum in yor mouth too :D

>> No.34474913

Merry > Renko
Yukari > Reimu (only in theory)

>> No.34476184

Oh now I see

>> No.34479323

She wouldn't break her new husband, that'd be a waste

>> No.34479353

No it wouldn't, unless you're joking or whatever

>> No.34479929

Well that’s a relief. She’d still make for an intimidating wife but she would be worth it.

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Well, to be honest and realistic, Yukari is very smart, strong and powerful, you have to be incredibly interesting for her to decide maintain a relationship with you, I think that is the only way that happens.

>> No.34483350

Naturally. She won’t settle for zirconium or any other common gem. She wants a diamond of a person that would captivate her for a good while. But then you have to also wonder how long that interest can be maintained and what she might do if she were to grow bored with them?

>> No.34484929

Diamonds aren't rare at all
Their price is artifically inflated by a monopoly

>> No.34487965

Good point, she’s way better than that then.

>> No.34495094

The other way is a "heart wants what the heart wants" situation, wherein for reasons unknown to her, she just absolutely adores a person in particular, despite them not meeting her normal standards

>> No.34505149

now kiss

>> No.34508991

>She wants a diamond of a person
That's the equivalent of saying she'd settle for a commoner.

>> No.34511991
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i love yandere yukari

>> No.34513303

Source please?

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>> No.34521207

Which site is that for, I forget

>> No.34525259

Is this the one where she drugs him into a stupor and kills his family?

>> No.34525275

I thought they just gave him drugs to forget about his past life in the outside world.

>> No.34527493
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Youkai are zealously possessive creatures

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Yakumo property.

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Yukarin is so elegant but horny

>> No.34541263

I really, really, want to suck those

>> No.34554491

post yucurry

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yeah and also pic related

>> No.34574539

Ran looks visibly depressed

>> No.34575950

Tart trying to steal her man.

>> No.34580174

How does it end
Pain and suffering for all, or does Yukari recover and crawl back from the abyss

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he got mindbroken

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also to add
looks like they're happy with each other

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>> No.34590411

Yukari is going to self destruct once he dies of old age

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He'll get youkainized or something.

>> No.34598341

His children definitely will be

>> No.34602479

Yukari is such an old hag, still calling herself big sister.

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>"You mated with her?"

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I'll fuckin do it again

>> No.34613881

What a bait and switch.

>> No.34613951

I'm not even from Gensokyo, your bullshit faggot laws explicitly don't apply to me you mensturating nazi cunt, FUCK OFF

>> No.34614079

It's more she's disgusted by you, in the same way that you might be by a 20 year old man having sex with a 90 year old woman.

Yukarin is very o

>> No.34616503

I wonder what Yukari's mouth feels like sucking cock...

>> No.34625924

I'm very sure that she will do a very good job to her husband, but you should be her husband

>> No.34626930

Big family.

>> No.34631393
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Its what she deserves

>> No.34631853

a yokai can get impregnated by a human?

>> No.34631984

Razor blades and sandpaper.

>> No.34634983

fuck off dumb anon

>> No.34639878

Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dad.

>> No.34640474

Yes. Rinnosuke. And Japanese mythology has plenty of halfbreeds.

>> No.34645726

mom says stop being mad at internet people, you dumb

>> No.34648991

Oh piss off you quoteless shrine maiden.
You wouldn't touch Yukari's offspring anyway no matter the lineage.

>> No.34659334
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Yes! I mated with her, she moaned and cried tears of joy as you have no idea and hell, I would do it again, now fuck off, pick up the coins that people throw in the streets, you beggar whore

>> No.34659379

What would be the consequences/rewards of mating with Yukari?

>> No.34659415
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Pros: your children will be superhumanly strong and intelligent, and you'll have an immensely powerful guardian to protect you from other youkai

Cons: she'll probably kill and eat any women you talk to out of jealousy, and see absolutely no issue in it due to her alien morality, if she has any sense of morality at all

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>> No.34659701

Yukarin is a predator...

>> No.34663815

+You'll be fed, kept safe, spoiled, possibility of becoming a youkai to extend your life, your kids will be healthy

-You are hers and no one else's, socializing only with those whom Yukari seems acceptable, you'll be dragged into incidents from time to time.

>> No.34674417

>you'll be dragged into incidents from time to time.
Unlikely. At most, she'll use you as a way to entertain herself or come up with ways to create it.

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Pros: you will always be loved to death
Cons: you will always be loved to death

>> No.34684983

What if I had an affair with Ran and/or Chen? Would she hurt them, or would she lock me in her room for the rest of my life?

>> No.34686025

there are not words in any language that adequately describes the level of agony she'd inflict upon you for cheating on her

>> No.34687291

What a retard.

>> No.34687770

Impossible. You would never want another woman after spending time with Yukari

>> No.34688497

Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentences.

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>> No.34692193

Why not.

>> No.34692245

No, go back I don't wanna go to Gensok

>> No.34696218

scooping the inside of Yukari's butthole with the index finger of my left hand (my fap hand)

>> No.34698196


>> No.34699676

finding buried treasure inside of Yukari's caverns!

>> No.34703764

yeah, cons

>> No.34712430

what caverns?

>> No.34717440

(C87) [Midorineko (Midori)] Gensou Konintan - Kyou (Touhou Project)

>> No.34722868

Im just some average joe doing my own stuff, so the answer is no Yukari would never like me to begin with, because im just average.

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Maybe she likes you regardless. Not your magical powers or status.

>> No.34724024

Same here. The best we could probably hope for is that she’ll enjoy messing with us for a bit.

Goddamn she’s gloriously thick.

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>> No.34739334

Gappy likes you
She's gonna collect you now

>> No.34739420

W-what does she mean by “collect”? I’m not a toy.

>> No.34739771

Shhh, boy toy.

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>> No.34740204
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it looks tight

>> No.34740390

Nope i ain't one of Yukari's toys to play around with.

>> No.34740708

I’m scared but intrigued.
I hope she’s nice and isn’t one to break her toys.

>> No.34740825
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You're very special to her. Worry not.

>> No.34741048

But what about my friends and family? They’ll wonder where I’ve gone?

>> No.34741057

if they start being a problem, she'll just eat them
You don't need them, you only need her because you're going to be hers forever

>> No.34741125

O-oh. Well, then I’d ask her not to do that and hope she cares enough to listen. I’ll miss them but they’ll be alive and at least I’ll be with a pretty and smart youkai lady forever.

>> No.34745666

Just keep her pregnant and caring for children and she'll be too busy to harm them

>> No.34748465
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Wasn't there another Yukari thread

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purple or gold?

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me in the middle

>> No.34757202

>tfw no yandere yokai wife

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A baby in her arms, another in her belly, and even more children all around her
a very effective way to pacify a dangerous youkai

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Yukarin is the youkai of personal boundaries (which she freely violates with reckless abandon).

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>> No.34777768

I will willingly let her violate my boundary

>> No.34782752

Yukari is the gap

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>> No.34792701

Yukarin is not fat
She is lithe and healthy

>> No.34794418

Rockin' that hag body!

>> No.34805446

I want to kiss that belly

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So, would you do it?

>> No.34812921

I will do anything to please Yukari, and I mean ANYTHING

>> No.34825024

Prove it

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>> No.34828699

even kill your parents?

>> No.34833608


>> No.34834152

Getting a hand job from Yukari, while Ran fondles your ball sack. How sus

>> No.34843886

He can't do that

>> No.34850634

YukaYuyu teasing

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>> No.34853854

yukari is a such whore

>> No.34853868

Only if its what Miss Yukari wants. I would devote my entire life to her for her enjoyment

>> No.34857110

if was a shit test, anon
you failed
Yukari wants a husband with a spine, not a limp dick faggot
only the worthy may give her children

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>> No.34867119
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>> No.34872217

Hag butt suck!

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>> No.34887456

You ever sometimes wonder what Yukari’s basement is like where she keeps people? Do you think they’re just cold barely furnished cells or spartan yet comfortable enough rooms?

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Yukari keeps me in bed next to her while she hibernates so it is really warm in bed I don't even know where the basement is.

>> No.34887518
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Luv nest.

>> No.34887629

Luck you then. Enjoy your warm and happy gappy.

>> No.34891135

Gappy was made to be happy

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>> No.34901761

Is she lightweight?

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>> No.34901776

she is youkai
mortal alcohol has no effect on her
however, calling her heavy in any way for any reason will likely result in your spine imploding

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>> No.34901879

Yukari doesn't weigh a lot. So yeah, maybe. I don't know. It'll be rude to ask her something like that.

>> No.34901903

Manipulate her boundary of long and short hair

>> No.34901924

Aaa, cold fingers.

>> No.34904611

Yukari abducting you to eat you!
Being such good company that she reconsiders!
Becoming genuine friends with Yukari and getting invited to stay at her villa as a guest!
Spending more time with Yukari and making her happy!

>> No.34904849

Damn that sucks, I wanted her to eat me.

>> No.34905257

I have to wonder what would make you good company for Yukari? Obviously begging wouldn’t work on someone like her. And complimenting her too much would probably be seen as a desperate attempt at kissing up to her.

>> No.34905619

Trolling her back.

>> No.34907598

You know how to fan her.

>> No.34907971

I'm a high IQ retarded manchild, I'm lazy as fuck, I eat a ton without growing fat, and I would definitely commit an hero if I had a good reason to. I only need to get pink hair and huge tits and she'll be mine !

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Very trendy and hip.

>> No.34911735

>I eat a ton without growing fat
How awful for you.
Why do people who dont work out ever think this is a negative?

>> No.34912002

>I eat a ton without growing fat
a trait held by all teenagers
once you become an adult, that power is going to vanish

>> No.34917391

Ah, yes. Another walking contradiction.
>without growing fat
It's amazing. Just don't look forwards to growing older since your metabolism will eventually get worse.

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>> No.34929819

Analog art has something special about them.

>> No.34940929

analog is the only good art

>> No.34942319
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There's something about Yukari that pisses me off to no end.
I want to hatefuck her.

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Big sis?

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You are welcomed home.

>> No.34950321

I want to substantially increase the size of Yukari's family

>> No.34951064

I don't remember living here

>> No.34953051
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I prefer normal sized Chen.

>> No.34955594

I like the unnaturally glowing youkai eyes.

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>I only need to get pink hair and huge tits and she'll be mine
No, that will not work, in fact it would be a serious mistake, it would be a very bad taste joke, in the best case she would blow your body with a single punch, in the worst case she would send you as food to a place with extradimensional beings or some similar shit

>> No.34956921

Your children will have them too once Yukari's done with you

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Well that's kinda ominous.

>> No.34957103

Become good friends with Renko and very good friends with Maribel, join the secret sealing club, then wait
Yukari should appear any day to take you away

>> No.34960467

Yukari's belly will turn your children into big and strong youkai

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Honestly I have doubts, how strong is the human-youkai mix? Would having a child with a yokai enhance the traits that the human father can inherit? Would the human father's genes hamper the yokai mother's traits? I have a lot of interest in that

>> No.34979209

almost all the perks of a youkai, but with none of the downsides
rather than being immortal, they merely live a few centuries
rather than being nigh unkillable, they're just really fucking strong and durable
Half youkai are pretty much Space Marines

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See Rinnosuke. Like >>34979209 said the offspring would be a watered down youkai, but still greater than a normal human.

>> No.34986261

eyes glowing under your bedsheets!

>> No.34986416

I'm trying to sleep here.

>> No.34986661

No sleeping yet, Yukari needs her protein meal!

>> No.34986722

That would make for a nice nightlight.

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God imagine the smell

>> No.34992855

How do you intend to troll an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient reality-bending demon?

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by realizing she is none of those things save being a daemon, and channeling my own inner power

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Standing up to Yukari is probably one of the few ways to make her like you
Not be disrespectful, her ego wont allow that to go unpunished, but merely display you have a spine and wont be cowed

>> No.35000698

Basically this >>34994944.
You can always troll her verbally a bit.

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beautiful and divine eyes glowing under your bed sheets!

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>> No.35015216

YukaRei OTP.

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I thought I had more images like this, but I can't find them.

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Hi, nothing to see here. Just fixing my hat.

>> No.35023283

Yukari became a vtuber?
I don't think a girl her age will attract many simps.

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Why is she so jittery.

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>> No.35028302

Parkinsons disease

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A low amount of smoothing makes the movements look sharper, but artifacts become more visible. More smoothing on the other hand makes the motion look unnatural and more like h*lolive.
Not a vtuber, just attending online classes.

>> No.35035573

Since when does Yukari take online classes?

>> No.35035591

since online classes became a thing
why would she ever be against acquiring more knowledge about things
cycling through university subjects ensures she's always up to date on what's new

>> No.35035623

What does Yukari smell like?

>> No.35035720

Like a refined escort

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>> No.35036279

Cheap perfume and wine

>> No.35036312

>Like a refined escort
Are you calling Yukari a whore?

>> No.35041612

It feels like you're being rude.

>> No.35041732

Yukari's confidential document is so powerful that two lesser gods would fight over it using two entire nations as their respective proxies.

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>> No.35042958

Yukari must be lonely without any real male companionship.

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>> No.35043086

She has a pet fox and cat. She isn't lonely at all!

>> No.35043169

Lonely catfox lady.

>> No.35043177

Sometimes she's lonely in a way Ran and Chen can't fix

>> No.35043747

What kind of lonely?

>> No.35046965

She wants sex. With a man.

>> No.35047022

Yes, she is a high end one, you gonna need a fortune to pay for her services.

>> No.35047124

Perhaps I am, but in a way that would lead to teasing and eventually Yukari bullying me in a way that I thoroughly enjoy

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Ew! S*x is gross!

>> No.35047931

but Yukari wants to be a mommy
she needs you, anon

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But sex is like with fluids n stuff! Ewww!

>> No.35048042

I agree with the anon, she wants to be a mom, she needs to make a sacrifice, fluids is nothing and she will enjoy it

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She's very happy you agreed to be her husband

>> No.35058881

I don't quite get it.
They've been with eachother for a while now so it shouldn't come as a surprise that there's not much new to experience with them.

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It's a hot summer day and you should cool down by swimming with her.

>> No.35062918

When Yuk’s around things are always hot.

>> No.35066256

That's it. No more eating before hibernation.

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Yukarin is the type to hug during sex and not let go for like ten minutes afterwards.

>> No.35066546

Shameless Slut

>> No.35066941

What makes you think she’s the warm hugger type?

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Because I asked her why she was always hugging me while we have sex.

>> No.35066996

This is a really cute pic of Yukari, thanks anon

>> No.35067179

beware that she doesn't leglock you too

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>> No.35067349

Reminder to win Yukari’s whole heart you should call her Maribel.

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>> No.35067409

Yukari will keep your babies very happy and well fed
the very strongest children come from her

>> No.35067485

Lucky you then. I wouldn’t let go either and hug her right back.

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Nuzzling is mandatory.

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Cuddling with gappy