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34181436 No.34181436 [Reply] [Original]

You're a hime, so please come back to the moon.

>> No.34181468
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No, piss off. The Moon is ours! You can go to Gensokyo or somwhere.

>> No.34181495

I'm not from the moon; I don't know if I will visit you.

>> No.34181926
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>No, piss off. The Moon is ours! You can go to Gensokyo or somwhere.
She already did...

>> No.34182214
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You will visit the moon and you WILL kneel.

>> No.34182228

But if anon is a hime too, why would they kneel?

>> No.34182287

What if anon is a lower ranking hime?

>> No.34182328

Hmm, I suppose that's possible.

>> No.34182492

Her eyes are pretty.

>> No.34183263

imagine being yorihime

>> No.34190298

Moonies stay talking shit until a Human shows up.

>> No.34190337

To hell with moonies!

>> No.34190624
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Moonies say to stay off the moon
But also want you to visit

Which is it, you Lunarian tramps?

>> No.34194459

It's okay to visit the moon if you're a hime in the making

>> No.34194519


>> No.34194711

Kiss the moon

>> No.34195720
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>> No.34198353

fly me to the moon

>> No.34198440

Make several more himes with the Yorohime

>> No.34198460

Seems like the sort who'd immediately get flustered if you refuse.

>> No.34198914

what kind of bitchboy would refuse Yorihime?

>> No.34199392

Telling Yorihime-sama her eyes are beautiful! Yori-sama blushing!

>> No.34199456

but you're a hime
how can a hime make more himes with another hime

>> No.34200561
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>> No.34200853

sorry but only I can compliment her.

>> No.34201033

why did you marry your mom's sister

>> No.34201612
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I like good girls.

>> No.34204757

Yorihime's idea of a romantic date is running a marathon together wearing 2 ton weights while you quiz each other on chemistry and physics. Then afterwards you'll spar together until you collapse from exhaustion. Mortals are such fragile things - she's terrified that some day you'll find yourself in a situation where your body is too weak or your mind too dull, and lose your life as a result.
When Yorihime decides on something she commits to it 100%, and that includes being your girlfriend. Every time you show your limits as an impure Earthling, it tears her up inside - she regrets so much that she's failed you by forcing you to suffer through that, and resolves to love you more each day until finally she's worthy of standing by your side.

>> No.34205041
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>Udonge shows up at Sannyo's parlor for the "premium service".
>She takes out some old clothes and says "I want you to put these on, then punish me while calling me Reisen."
>"Um, okay... Reisen..."
>"No! You're not saying it in katakana! I can TELL!"

>> No.34205340

how else would someone become a hime if not by intense training? Yorihime would be very pleased if you at least gave it a shot

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>> No.34211474
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>> No.34211499

An X turned upside down is still just an X, Moonie.

>> No.34211537

I thought it came from outside the solar system and they just reverse-engineered its nanomachine technology?

>> No.34215538

moonie detected.

>> No.34215910

nothing wrong with being a moonie

>> No.34216178
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Nothing wrong with KILLING a moonie!

>> No.34216263

ok homosexual

>> No.34216270
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Moonie scum!!!

>> No.34219577

the only good moonie is a dead moonie

>> No.34221245

I'm not a moonie, but I would definitely fall to my knees and beg Yorihime to make me one. Anything so I can see her!

>> No.34223460

but anon, you already are a lunarian hime

>> No.34223518
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It's alright if it's a brief visit.

>> No.34228851

Moonies are responsible for everything wrong happening.

>> No.34229152
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Hime butt.

>> No.34230360

so you're telling me that if I become a hime I'll have a butt like THAT?

>> No.34237589


>> No.34241053

the world would be much better if we were all himes

>> No.34243288


>> No.34243456

I wonder what it smells like.

>> No.34247513

I'm going to smack Yorihime on the butt.

>> No.34247754

are you a hime?

>> No.34254403

The moonie knows the above was correct, so he tried to sway people by posting a butt
sasuga moonie

>> No.34256033

being gay is worse than being a moonie

>> No.34256150

This butt is weird. It looks like it's both thick and skinny at the same time.

>> No.34260040


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>> No.34273520
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Yorihime eating a star chip

>> No.34279622

Is she going to start glowing every color of the rainbow and run around with iframes enabled?

>> No.34280524

she already has iframes enabled at all times and a god that makes her a druggie rainbow

>> No.34281616

Moonies are built for Terran COCK!

>> No.34281969

nah moonies only deserve death or slavery

>> No.34282046

Terran souls are weighed down by gravity.

>> No.34282267

a lot of antimooninism here I see.

>> No.34284974

antimoonism should be encouraged
unless you want to see humanity enslaved by the moonies

>> No.34286297

I don't know what the rest of humanity thinks, but what I wouldn't give to become Yorihime's personal slave.

>> No.34286411

I want every single human to be stepped on and stabbed by hime heels. I want people to breath moondust into their lungs and accept their overlords.

>> No.34286698
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If you think about it the earth or more specifically the Western powers have already won as the Lunarians adopted Western attire even before the Americans arrived.

>> No.34286769

killing each other is not exactly winning

>> No.34286855

The other way around. Lunarians are forcing their culture on us and the west has fallen the hardest so far.

>> No.34289928

>enabled at all times.
Fucking cheater.

>> No.34291136
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>> No.34298773

Yorohime deserves to be fucked by Yukari.

>> No.34307675

Yukari is a hag and will never date a young girl like Yori.

>> No.34308578
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>young girl

>> No.34313081

Do not fall for Lunarians. They do not have your best interests at heart. That includes Lunar Bunnies.

>> No.34315505

Do that and you'll get a free for all with the kids killing eachother for a chance at the throne.

>> No.34322110

first post best post

>> No.34326749

I love Yori

>> No.34331487
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>> No.34338548
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>tfw no /ss/ with yorihime

>> No.34338787

Who are you quoting?

>> No.34339432

dumb newearthling

>> No.34344942

I just went..

>> No.34350603

shota is shit, but your post is worse.

>> No.34364037


>> No.34364218

The audacity – calling someone a newfag whilst misusing a quotation function!

>> No.34371958

you must be new here.

>> No.34376794
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>> No.34387022

uppercaser too...

>> No.34389054

Yeah, you tell em Neil

>> No.34390678

fuck you, i am full blooded earthling

>> No.34390715


>> No.34391901

a self respecting earthling
just like me

>> No.34397360
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>> No.34397450

i'd rather die standing than to live kneeling
for the earth till the end of existence

>> No.34397544

enjoy being bombarded by moon howitzers

>> No.34408831

I will carpetbomb the Lunar surface you crack smoking Lunie.

>> No.34408938

thank you for being on my side

>> No.34409913
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You have gotten alot farther then you should have, but then again you havent met Frank Horrigan. your rides over mutie, time to die.

>> No.34411159

But humans are the muties. They're literally what Lunarians turn into when they're exposed to too much kegare. (obviously humanity's ancestors weren't called Lunarians at the time because they weren't on the moon, but you get the idea)

>> No.34412125

Shut up Lunarian.

>> No.34415406

Make me.

>> No.34415924

Not him, but I'll mate you. How about that, huh?

>> No.34426069

Those are the words of a traitor.

>> No.34426882

Duh, anon is a hime after all.

>> No.34427763
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>Using rugs as weapons
How quaint. We exhausted the destructive capabilities of textiles centuries ago.

>> No.34437711

Only a moonie would front as an intellectual, yet fail to recognize a war term. No wonder you lost.

>> No.34437989

You mean you *never* developed textile-based weapons? Not even quantum nets? Ah yes, string theory is just a theory for you, isn't it...

>> No.34443848

It's a theory for a reason.

>> No.34445441

have fun dealing with pattern screamers

>> No.34447032
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Only a moonie would bring a sword to a bullet fight.

>> No.34448932
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Armstrong Armstrong, Can't you see?
Moonies and rabbits should hang from trees!
And I love your American way!
Guess that’s why their mom's a hime and you’re so great!

>> No.34451224

love himes
ate e*rthlings

>> No.34452467


>> No.34455262
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Toyohime is RIPE FOR RAPE.

>> No.34455324

Fuck 'em moonies, as they say!

>> No.34455343

In the ass!

>> No.34456329


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>> No.34464106


>> No.34469457

I thought it was desist

>> No.34475427
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>> No.34505139

death by snu snu

>> No.34505145

A hime won't kill a fellow hime like you.

>> No.34505266

Don't stop posting her, she's pretty.

>> No.34508945

Anon is not a moonie.

>> No.34516301
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>> No.34523084

Choose life!

>> No.34523228

don't worry. She's epilating

>> No.34531452

dont do it anon

>> No.34544912

How tall is Yorihime?

>> No.34545032

7 feet due to low gravity, when brought to earth her ligaments will be crushed though.

>> No.34548493

anon... even if se was a normal human she wouldn't be affected by the change of gravity since she's not a coach potato and there isn't much of a difference between moon gravity and earth's gravity. Astronauts are the ones who need to do basic workout in order to not lose muscle mass
Yorihime going to earth is like going to the gym for a leg day

>> No.34551421

>there isn't much of a difference between moon gravity and earth's gravity

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>> No.34551785

It's true that the low gravity on the moon causes people to be taller since the spine's vertebra expand and grow farther apart but what makes you think that her ligaments would be crushed if she returns to normal gravity?

>> No.34551822

When Kaguya came to Earth she shrank enough to fit inside a bamboo stalk

>> No.34554399
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>> No.34561078

Why are you cosplaying as a newhu in the newest game?

>> No.34563263
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>lands on Earth
>this happens

>> No.34563501

Suika was a hime all along...

>> No.34576045

I can't believe Yorihime is fairy sized. No wonder Sannyo exists. Someone mistook Yorihime for a fairy when she visited Earth in secret!

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>> No.34581420

It's not rape if she's from the moon.

>> No.34581497

Correct, moonies are not people.

>> No.34582184

girls can't rape boys

>> No.34586645

to bad the cabal are not here. they would have shattered the moon with very powerful explosives and killed the lunarians.

>> No.34588929

cabal are extinct because of the lunarians

>> No.34595759

>the cabal

>> No.34596914

man i wish they exist if that's the case because i despise lunarians
heck i would sponsor a genocide against them but that would violate morals

>> No.34601388

hating lunarians is a homosexual trait

>> No.34603213

who are you to decide such things?
you think such but what if you're wrong

>> No.34607962

I can't be wrong
I am a hime

>> No.34613329

Hating Lunarians is perfectly normal you half-moonie.

>> No.34621430
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fuck 3D

>> No.34630189
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>> No.34636980

wing on someone else is too lewd

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>> No.34648276

please don't shitpost, thanks

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Some guy was doing edits a while back.

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>> No.34672565

The Moon has an awful lot of defectors coming to the Earth, you never hear about anyone defecting to the Moon - what does that tell you?

>> No.34672602

Is her cunny talking?

>> No.34672965

>what does that tell you?
Earth is a trash can.

>> No.34673007

Hey don't litter on the planet!

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>> No.34678014


>> No.34685266

You wouldn't let Yori's thread die...

>> No.34685292
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Moonies deserve love too

>> No.34687528

they deserve death for thinking lowly of humans
the entirety of the moon should be seized by the humans
elitist scum of existence

>> No.34687712

that's because humans are ants
if humans bite moon sugar then they deserve to be stepped on

>> No.34698363

>the entirety of the moon should be seized by the humans
It will be eventually. The mooncunts will have to answer for their warcrimes.
Shut up moonie.

>> No.34702079

I'm coming back to the moon.

>> No.34702084
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>> No.34704247

Compromise; Moonies deserve spankings.

>> No.34706824

well the thing is they don't want to compromise because if they did then this all would have ended differently

>> No.34710941

earthbugs, go away from this thread...

>> No.34716113

Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentences.

>> No.34731611

though though

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>> No.34753071

fuck this
it reminds me of a horrendous thing i want to forget

>> No.34754692

what is it

>> No.34755097

do you not see the three?
it reminds me of a fanwork i despise
said fanwork also was the thing that made me truly despise moonfags
it's shit and it will never end

>> No.34755653

where did the hime touch you?

>> No.34755890


>> No.34755918

why the fuck did i even tell you
you'll never understand anyway
when will chapter fucking 19 9/9 happen
took too fucking long

>> No.34755928

>when will chapter fucking 19 9/9 happen
>took too fucking long
Well now I don't want to know what it is.

>> No.34756021

pray to lunarians
love lunarians
give up your life for lunarians
then you will find peace in your mind

>> No.34756035

at least you know and understand why i despise moonies
at least i hope you never watched it
it was rather horrid and dragged on at the end with part 19 stretched out to 9 parts

>> No.34756199

We've all told you not to watch KKHTA, anon, but you didn't listen! You have no one to blame, but yourself.

>> No.34756207

Oh damn, now I remember...

>> No.34756797
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why the hatred?

>> No.34756903

Yorihime is such a fertile looking woman

>> No.34760515

I don't know much about adult Renge, but as a tierwhore I love how OP she is

>> No.34760887

oh i don't know that it will be THAT bad
like how should i know how bad it gets?

well if you moonfags didn't try to ruin earth then i wouldn't have to hate you this intensely

>> No.34761198
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Love the moon.

>> No.34769725
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I love Yorihime!

>> No.34777083

You're responsible for everything that has gone wrong on Earth you moonie.

>> No.34778208

i wholeheartedly agree
the moon should be purged of these scum in order to create a new place for us earthlings

>> No.34778258

I think you two need to kiss some hime feet while kneeling.

>> No.34778284

i'll rather die standing than live kneeling to you
traitor of the earth
i'll spread impurities on the moon until your shitty overlords die
and until then the earth can rise

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Yeah, Yeah. Very hu-manly. Now come back to the moon.

>> No.34782685

I will NEVER be a hime and I will NEVER go to the moon

>> No.34784577

never was and will never be


>> No.34789918

Oh piss off moonite.

>> No.34790355 [DELETED] 

I'd never do it, but it it's Yori, I *might* consider it.

>> No.34790380

I'd never do it, but if it's Yori, I *might* consider it.

>> No.34791888
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>I "might"
You either do it or you don't. The latter option will result in worser consequences.

>> No.34797119

Lunarians hold no power over humanity.

>> No.34797176

Yes please. Those other faggots are just that.

>> No.34797181

Lunarians ARE in every government my dude.

>> No.34797231

Kids are on vacation already.

>> No.34807760
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Whats a hime?

>> No.34808282
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>> No.34817362

A stolen term that originates from earth.

>> No.34818276

These fucking Lunarians haven't progressed in anyway since Erin went to Earth. All they do now is steal ideas from humans and pretend they did it first.

>> No.34818344

Fake news ningen are at it again. Sad!

>> No.34818667
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You know, instead of crying about your loss from 50 years ago, you should actually try to befriend humans! Humanity is a kind species, and a very savage one as well. When you think about it, Lunarians aren't that much different!

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Did humans really cry 50 years ago because they couldn't go to the moon anymore? Pretty pathetic for an "intelligent" race.

>> No.34822512

Typical moonie response.

>> No.34822669

i want a lunarian to scrape me off the bottom of her boot

>> No.34822693

i bet the lunarians have never invented the tank or the nuke.

>> No.34822911

heck, they prolly haven't figured out biological weapons too because those are "impure" for them
what a race of absolute snobs
imagine if we have a whole carpet bomb of salted nukes and rockets containing numerous bioweapons and chemical weapons to explode on the moon's surface
that would be nice

>> No.34823204

You just want a big cheek kiss from the himes don't you? I know you do because you want something bad to happen to the moon in order for you to save the himes, be the hero and get rewarded for it.

>> No.34823384

Ha ha wouldn’t it be funny to get stepped on by a giant lunarian? You know as just a little joke ha ha.

>> No.34824446

oh come on
be realstic here
i have been in this earth since i was born
why would i betray the earth?
heck all i want to do when i got close to them is to outright kill them by defiling their "purity" first with life
and then give them the gift of death, not before a torture segment first though so that they could suffer the worst

>> No.34826470

earth lost. it's time to let go grandad

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that would be pretty funny haha

>> No.34827654

There's denial, then there's delusion. Lunarians are delusional.

>> No.34827731

truly the epitome of being delusional

>> No.34828123
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moon casualties: 0
earth casualties: tens to hundred millions
do I have to say more?

>> No.34830077

Your reading comprehension is very poor. That anon was talking about the moonies.

>> No.34830123

It was the other way around, the Lunarian Army was almost completely wiped out.

(Source: Silent Sinner in Blue)

>> No.34832088
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But moonies didn't lose. Explain yourself.

>> No.34832194

This is a good joke. These two should totally do a world tour to show off their superior lunarian sense of humor to those little earthlings lol.

>> No.34842677

Lunarians can't read.
It shouldn't come as a surprise that they're also unable to comprehend the words they see.

>> No.34843053

The Lunarians are capable of instantly sterilizing all life on earth according to LoLK. All life would be gone before anyone could comprehend what was happening. They just didn't want to commit genocide, so they had the protagonist stop Junko instead.

>> No.34854191

Sorry, I'm still learning

>> No.34855426
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Have you prayed to your himes today?

>> No.34855665

They’re not gods though even if they are beautiful as ones and have plenty of power

>> No.34861123

No, and making Yori a loli will not sway me.

>> No.34869014
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Submit or be crushed

>> No.34869085

I’ll never submit to a lun*rian

>> No.34869107

I'll always submit to a lun*rian

>> No.34869137

So you want to be crushed by hime soles... How shameful.

>> No.34869182

i'd rather submit and be crushed

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>> No.34869481
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Enjoy being put in your place at the bottom of their soles

Good, you’ll live a little longer and serve them well

I’m sure they’d be happy to oblige you

>> No.34869528

i'd rather die standing than live kneeling
especially to you moonfags

yes, rise and unite against this emerging threat
cleanse the moon of this heretic beings called "lunarians"

>> No.34869679

You won’t be standing very long then when you get plastered to the underside of their soft moon dusted soles

>> No.34869715
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Stop being degenerates.

>> No.34869775

Or else what?

>> No.34870383

at least i will die defiant to your heretic ways
to hell you heretical scums

>> No.34877401

Just for that they’re going to keep you alive to spite you. You’ll get to live in their shoes until they get bored of your cute defiance and have you disposed of

>> No.34877467

The future is out of there not on this planet. You apes have fun blowing each other up.
My hime here I come.

>> No.34878534

Says the degenerate moonite.

>> No.34878988

oh so they decide to keep me alive then?
well i will still defy your heretic master's treacherous will until the day i die

>> No.34879530

If that’s the case you’re going to provide plenty of fun for your new giant lunarian overlords. Hope you like big girl feet because that’s where you’re going to be. But maybe if you’re lucky they might torment you in another way to mix it up

>> No.34879875

oh i'll see you try
i'll cover myself in a mountain of corpses that pile up so high it will make you wish you didn't face me as your "immortality" just fades away
and don't think you can just let me here because i will dump it all on the moon if nothing comes at me so your deified "civilization' can all fall apart
it can only hold for so long until humans realize that they can just fling corpses into the place with high speed rockets and poison the whole population there

>> No.34881691

How barbaric. No wonder you aren’t as advanced

>> No.34886937

oh sure how "barbaric"
if it works it works
and it will make your kind suffer
i have no such restrictions against the likes of a heretic like you

>> No.34887247

We’ll see about that when the himes crush you beneath their soles little earthling

>> No.34887665
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Well... it won't work. Everything will be cleansed in seconds and you will be punished for your tainted behaviour.
Prepare for your moon rehab. You will kneel by the end of the month.

>> No.34887704

I want to give this pretty lady a kiss on her right cheek.

>> No.34888217

i'll keep denying your heretic will until the day i finally die
not in an eternity i will change my stand on your kind
true heretics of this existence
to hell with your unholy and heretic ways

>> No.34891492

Do you guys think co-existence between earth and the moon is possible? I feel like the whole Apollo thing was kind of a big misunderstanding.

>> No.34891569

Moonies literally shited their pants when they saw two astronauts examining some rocks. It was no misunderstanding, it was just the moonies acting like schizoids they are.

>> No.34891691

Earthlings will never recover after their losses.

>> No.34891705

Lunarians are the textbook definition of an obsessed ex-girlfriend. Clingy and delusional.

>> No.34891732

Sheesh those guys really need to learn to take it easy. Try and settle it over a pint or something yeah?

We lost?

>> No.34891734

You wish you had a lunarian girlfriend. It's okay though. You can accomplish that dream by coming to the moon.

>> No.34892135

the sad thing is that they hate earthlings for a reason that border on delusions
it's practically impossible to reason with them
and by that while i would have not cared if they didn't act like i butch i have to declare them as heretics
truly a disgrace to this existence

>> No.34892241

You keep coming back to this thread.
You really do love himes huh...

>> No.34901978

I am indifferent towards them. To show favor to a moonite means to be labeled a traitor to all of humanity.

>> No.34902329

>be labeled a traitor to all of humanity.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.34902391

I do love himes. But I'm not that weirdo you're referring to, just wanted to say I love hime.

>> No.34902397

To me, yes. It is.

>> No.34902562

I still want to get stepped on by a giant hime or taken as their tiny prisoner.

>> No.34903816
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Remove Lunarian scum

>> No.34906574
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kiss the hime

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>> No.34906832 [DELETED] 

Ancient Image

>> No.34906844

Ancient Image. You got any others?

>> No.34907116

If you had to walk 384 thousand kilometers to kiss a hime you'd do it, right?

>> No.34907391

I would walk 500 miles. And I would walk 238,106 more.

>> No.34916190

I don't know. Royalty doesn't carry much weight these days. Look at Britain. That would assume I like the hime enough to walk that far. If it's just a hime, then no. A hime shouldn't be a deciding factor.

>> No.34916238

Now make moon celestial babies.

>> No.34917307

Girls can't make babies with other girls Anon.

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>> No.34925483
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Costume exchange

>> No.34925575

d-double dealing himes?!

>> No.34929877

Desperate Tenshi.

>> No.34930173

It's just a hug. Besides, it's Yorihime's fault for trying to get a hug in the first place even though >>34200561 is blank.

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>> No.34954444

here me out bro... what if..what if.. we are the moon's moon? boom! mindblown! pass it around bro..

>> No.34961458

What if... instead of a bro... you were a hime.

>> No.34963096
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Anon's the only thing I gained from this thread is that some you have a giantess fetish.

Also, what so great about living on the moon anyways. I mean, who would want to live on a satellite that's been peppered by oncoming asteroids for the past 4.54 billion years. Hell it's not even remotely cool like the other moons in are solar system, like titian, or Phobos. Other than it's usually big for a moon orbiting are world.

>> No.34963248

Titan is too cold. Phobos is infested by demons. And both don't have himes.

>> No.34963318

It’s not about living on the moon, it’s about possibly getting dominated by giant cute moon princesses. If Phobos or Titan have those too I’d be happy to try and pay them a visit.

>> No.34963327

>Also, what so great about living on the moon anyways. I mean, who would want to live on a satellite that's been peppered by oncoming asteroids for the past 4.54 billion years.
He doesn't know...

>> No.34963464

yorihime is fucking pretty

>> No.34964698
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Not so fast foolish moonies

>> No.34965267

who the fuck cares about phobos being inhabited by demons
i'd rather live there than on the moon with your shitty "civilization"
also i can just use hell technology to end the moon's pitiful existence once and for all too at the same time

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As expected of a hime.

>> No.34970909
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Quiet, Baron. Or I'll hang you on the wall again.

>> No.34971871

as if that will change my mind on how heretical you are
i will strike a deal even with eldritch gods just to eliminate your heretic existence

>> No.34976271

I’ll miss you himes but I enjoyed the time we had.