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>> No.34174132
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TGIF goat

>> No.34174137

Wurms are best in geam

>> No.34174138
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>> No.34174140

Kabedon from mamono strong enough to disintegrate the wall!

>> No.34174148

>Average Zipangu romance dialogue
https://youtu.be/ckHn4gsuZew

>> No.34174156

>>34174140
counter for that, whisper and make them bring their face close for a frenchin

>> No.34174163

>>34174156
Counter counter, she saw it coming and grabs your face, forcing you into a very long french.

Your tongue is going to be as sore as your dick come sunrise.

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>>34174163
counter counter counter

>> No.34174193

>>34174180
We had this discussion 2 threads ago.
She foresaw that and ate all your mushrooms.
You are super fucked.

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>Missed the SEQUEL discussion last thread
Well, if the anons curious are still here then this should have enough to get you started https://gitgud.io/SEQUELGOD/sequel-bin
Each game also has varying degrees of fetishes that this thread would consider terrible, but the game will give you a warning before you enter a scene with said content.

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>pins you down
>”haha, how does it feel to lose to a bat, weakling?”

>> No.34174229

I want to hit it off with a cute MG, brush up against her and whisper in her ear that her car's warranty extended warranty has expired

>> No.34174253

>>34174206
>Hold up 8 MS18 flashlights duct taped together
You sure about that?

>> No.34174256
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Trolls run this thread

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>>34174121
Defeat ancient evils with headpats

>> No.34174287

GIB MEALL THE HORNY ENEGRY YOU CAN, I'M GONNA START DRAWING LEWDS

>> No.34174298

>>34174253
Bully

>> No.34174335

where is kiki island?

>> No.34174372
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>>34174121

>> No.34174419

Does your mamono wife like Bionicle as much as mine?
>"Your possession of a Raging Mushroom may leave me inclined to stay my hand, but we both know that there are a thousand ways I could rape you right now. And 941 of them hurt."

>> No.34174437

>>34174335
east of the shog peninsula

>> No.34174479

>>34174419
Nah, she likes guns better because and her words exactly, "gun go boom, I like boom"

>> No.34174482

>>34174437
Isn't that the island of extremely big and extremely horny Manticores?

>> No.34174517

>>34174256
I want to see an anon comfort his troll wife because she misunderstands the internet hating her kind.

>> No.34174531
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it is now warm enough to fishpost

>> No.34174540

>>34174335
Next to Florida

>> No.34174572
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>>34174482
N-no.

>> No.34174616

>>34174531
Lightly eating out her warm fish cunny to treat her well!

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>>34174121
nerd berd

>> No.34174642

>>34174482
anon that's every manticore

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>>34174121

>> No.34174648

>>34174642
But anon, the island he is talking about has extremely big and horny manticores by manticore standards

>> No.34174663

I wish I was with my monster wife right now.

>> No.34174694

>>34174482
>island of extremely big and extremely horny Manticores
Temporarily that's any island in the path of the Great CC Manticore Migrations

>> No.34174698

>>34174648
>extremely big and horny by manticore standards
alright well just keep them far away from baseball then, the ones we have around here are already way too strong as it is

>> No.34174729

>>34174479
Your wife isn't a wurm by any chance, is she?

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>>34174517
Internet trolling is named after a fishing technique. I have yet to see the sexy kind of Troll hold a fishing rod.

>> No.34174883
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I bet cursed swords are sadists, and living armor masochists. What would this bigamy relationship be like?

>> No.34174898

>>34174645
i want to mate with this idiot

>> No.34174934

>>34174898
The best kind of baka, one worth breeding.

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>>34174121

>> No.34174951

Finding the smuggest fairy in the fairy kingdom and stuffing her in my pants!

>> No.34174963

>>34174531
I'd fishpost anytime, sahuagin are underrated girls

>> No.34174976
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>Hello there anon! Beautiful snowy weather tonight
>I was just in the neighborhood and saw you ride home with White Horn-san, so are you guys dating now?

>> No.34175045

>>34174729
How did you know?

>> No.34175059

>>34175045
I have the big girl appreciator's intuition

>> No.34175073

I have a feeling wolf girls would be into watersports. The more civilized ones however would likely suppress this part of them because it's uncouth, but if you expressed approval of it, they'd be more than eager to indulge with you. Marking their territory and all, ya know?

>> No.34175092

>>34175073
I don't know, werewolves don't seem like the water polo or synchronized swimming types.

>> No.34175205
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>> No.34175249

>grow up with extremely religious christian family as your neighbors
>DOTR comes
>thankfully you manage to hide from the first few waves over the coming week
>you later find out the neighbor's daughter monsterized
>the two of you were really close, so you figure you should probably make sure she's ok
>you show up at her apartment across town, making sure to keep a constant eye for any rogue monstergirls out for a mid-afternoon raping
>she answers your knock on the door
"Oh it's you anon, d-do you want to come in?"
>you can see her eyes glowing a soft red in the darkness of the room behind her
"I promise I won't pounce on you like those animals outside."
>you trust her, you've known this girl since you were in kindergarten together
>she opens up the door further
>she's the most beautiful woman, no - succubus, you've ever seen
>her shapely body, hidden for all those years under extremely modest clothing, has filled out into a perfect hourglass
>her thighs alone look like they're about to burst through her shorts
>her hair has gone from a mellow brown to pitch black, rolling down over her shoulders and down her back
>her freckles are the same as before though, what an odd thing monsterization is
>not that you mind, you always told her they were her cutest feature
>her eyes are different now though, they're piercing you like knives
"what's wrong?"
>you mentally smack yourself, focus!
>the two of you start walking into her living room to sit down
>you can't help but admire her ass as she walks in front of you
>so much for focusing
"I just wanted to come and make sure you were alright, I know a lot of girls are having a difficult time adjusting to the changes. I really can't imagine what you're going through right now"
>you mean it too, you know how much she used to struggle with self-esteem
"I'm... fine actually. More than fine, I haven't felt this great in a long time actually."
>the two of you continue the small talk for 15 or so minutes
>you gather she's not entirely adjusted to things like suddenly growing horns, or having a (very sensitive) prehensile tail
>overall she's doing better than you could have hoped
" well, I'm really glad you're not going to try and throw yourself off a bridge or anything"
>your tone is lighthearted, but you're serious
>more than a few girls tried to end it all this week, and many succeeded
>you hope people don't look back on that day just as a day of celebration in the future, but also for remembrance. Not all the changes happening to the world have been positive
"again, dont worry I definitely don't plan on it"
>you smile, and stand up to go
"Well, I best be home before dark now, it's not exactly safe for me to be outside right now"
>you walk down the hallway and right as you start to open her door to leave you feel her hand on your shoulder
"don't go yet, you it's not safe you idiot"
>she's bent over, slightly out of breath
>her eyes are glowing a little brighter now
>that deep red glow feels like it's cutting into your soul
>then you notice it
>she's absolutely soaking wet, little streams running running down her thighs
>ah, you feel like an absolute idiot
>it's a miracle she hasn't raped you yet, but of course the good Christian girl you knew didn't even masturbate
>she's sweating a little bit, but you can see her nipples through her shirt now
>you realize it must have been hell for her, it's been a week already
>you reach out and hold her hand, looking into her eyes
"do you want me to have sex with you?"
>her eyes are pleading, but you can see her mind turn over as she fights with herself
"you know I can't do that anon, it's not right! I have to wait until I'm married"
"then marry me"
>she looks at you with an awed look
"are you serious?"
"deadly. there's nobody I've known longer and nobody I trust more than you. I love you"
>her knees nearly buckled on the spot, her tail swished back and forth excitedly
"can you hold back for me until we can go down to the court and make it legal?"
>you laugh, you shouldn't have expected any less from her. on the verge of raping any male in sight and she's still stubborn enough to insist
"I should be asking you that, not the other way around"
>the drive to the courthouse was one of the scariest of your life
>as it turns out, monsterization doesn't make women better drivers
>thankfully courts had adjusted fairly easily to the massive influx of couples eloping, or making it official after marrying "the monster way" so you were married in the eyes of uncle same not 30 minutes later

>> No.34175284

>>34174963
she's my favorite girl!

>> No.34175287

>>34175205
I'm gonna touch the cow.

>> No.34175322

>>34175249
cute

>> No.34175338

>>34175205
Not gonna lie, if they sold shortstack cow girls on the slave market, I'd be dumping lots of adventuring loot into buying them.
Damn tanukis

>> No.34175363

>>34175249
>>more than a few girls tried to end it all this week, and many succeeded
I'm sure the liches can fix that real quick.

>> No.34175368

>>34174620
Cute bird

>> No.34175382

>>34175205
Hmm, why the free tag, is there something funky with this cow?

>> No.34175486

>>34175368
>Crow Tengu observing anon notes down he think they're cute
>it's sloppily written because her hand keeps shaking from ecstasy at this knowledge

>> No.34175515

>>34168790
>https://pastebin.com/cTtCYziz
Is the paste archived in the mega? Where can I read it?

>> No.34175544

>>34175363
Agree anon, that's probably the case, still pretty traumatic. idk, I was just trying to think about what would happen if something like MG setting happened so suddenly irl. Next time I'll leave it out

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>>34174121

>> No.34175668

when I have a crick in my back, I go to my wife and ask her to give me a tight hug. It helps me saving money by not needing a chiropractor

>> No.34175690

>>34175648
But I promised to take Tyrant-chan to the mall.

>> No.34175713

people always talk about manticores having aphrodisiac as their venom, but what they don't talk about is the level of control she has over the effects of said venom
>one mix makes you cum at the slightest touch, perfect for all night tail-milking
>one massively increases how much you cum for a short time
>another makes you rock hard and sensitive, but unable to cum until it wears off - which could be hours or even days depending on the dosage
Depending on the creativity of the individual Manticore, a man may never feel exact same mix of venom twice.
Girls who are less creative may enlist the help of their more devious friends. Cheshires are a popular choice

>> No.34175842

>>34175249
>>more than a few girls tried to end it all this week, and many succeeded
This is dumb
>Wow I turned into a super strong, always feeling good, love-fueled sex monster, better end it all haha
Rest was good but some parts read like this was written when edgy stories were more common

>> No.34175859

>>34175713
I only read the first sentence and the last sentence so what I got from that was that cheshires are a good choice for aphrodisiac venom

>> No.34175870

rattlewurm

>> No.34175930

>>34175648
I can't, I have to hide from the Paladin trying to set me up with her sister!

>> No.34175935

>>34175713
>>another makes you rock hard and sensitive, but unable to cum until it wears off - which could be hours or even days depending on the dosage
Hours might be a bit extreme, and forget days, but this could be a lot of fun. Combined with some bondage, and you've got yourself a night of being slowly milked senseless.

>> No.34176019

what type of clothes would a wurm wear?

>> No.34176029

>>34175842
>this is dumb
Women are dumb
>Rest was good but some parts read like this was written when edgy stories were more common
Completely fair point. I didn't edit at all and frankly I'm not very happy with it. I should've focused more on the lewd aspect of a monster at the absolute peak of arousal holding herself back for that long instead

>>34175935
This is a good point, noted

Ty both for taking the time to reply. Trying to improve my writing but I'm an impatient bitch who needs to think more before I post

>>34175859
Correct

>> No.34176031

>>34174823
Isn’t that “trawling?”

>> No.34176038
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>>34174121

>> No.34176058

>>34176038
holy shit, she so shitfaced that she went from degrees to hour, so what time is it beeg cow?

>> No.34176083

What would you do if your Kikimora gets the two of you "matching" shirts where one says "MASTER" and the other says "MASTER'S ANAL SLAVE"?

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>>34176019
Whatever fits her tastes, it's an individual thing.

>> No.34176108

>>34176083
show concern when she tries on the "master" shirt.

>> No.34176111

>>34176083
wear it with pride to mog single shoggs

>> No.34176112

>>34174121

>> No.34176129

>>34176058
Every hour is milking hour when you're a big dumb cow

>> No.34176190

The holiest of days is upon us, LEG DAY, REP FOR YOUR WAIFU, ANONS

>> No.34176201

>>34176083
I'm not interested in anal, so I don't know where she got this idea.
>>34176108
I wouldn't mind if she wore the "MASTER" shirt as long as I'm not wearing the other one.

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Monster that is super gentle and dere dere normally but when it comes to sex she is an insatiable beast that would smash your pelvis if it wasn't for mamanobama.
She is actually still dere dere during that but she loves you so much that she just wants to ride you until there is a crater beneath you.

>> No.34176266

>>34176083
Fire my Kiki and hire a Shog instead. Easy. I want a maid, not some anal-crazed slut.

>> No.34176330

>Rata going through Anon's information when she stumbles across the section of his internet history that is just filled with searches related to massive, fluffy tails
It is too late for Anon, Learn how to properly protect your information when browsing the web

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>>34176190
Strong legs is just one of many important aspects needed for princess carrying big wives.

>> No.34176347

>>34176330
But what if it's all pictures of finely aged fox mofu?

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>>34176330
>wow, he’s a pedophile AND he’s weirdly obsessed with animal tails?
>what a catch!

>> No.34176379

>>34176338
WITHOUT A CORE, YOU CAN'T LIFT YOUR WAIFU MORE, SO BUILD THAT CORE SO YOU CAN LIFT HER MORE

>> No.34176396
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>>34176347
Or better

>> No.34176439
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>>34176396
One big tail can't beat nine slightly smaller tails.

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>>34174121

>> No.34176454

>>34176439
sounds been on the copuim a little too much

>> No.34176474

>>34176266
these aren't mutually exclusive. And little do you know, a shog can make her pussy an anus if she feels like it with you none the wiser.

>> No.34176503

>>34176454
Quantity has its own quality

>> No.34176504
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>>34176439
Anons don't argue, both flavors of mofu are superb. 9 huge tails, 1 small fluffy tail, 9 medium tails all are great and deserved to be lavished with love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

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>Hellhounds force their husbandos to take their last name

>> No.34176545

>>34176108
>>34176201
>letting her wear the master shirt
Anon I...that's how you get girlfriend chains.

>> No.34176571

>>34176532
Google still having trouble with -san will never stop being funny.

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>>34174976
The thread Wintertown discussion and art is always cute slice of life stuff, but when it comes to cold region monsters, for me all I can think about is
>loli Ice Queens and Tsuraras in those lewd profile outfits
>light blue barely covered pear-shaped bodies
>cold flat chests to blow hot breath on
>little girl thighs soft as freshly fallen snow
>fat icy loli ass
>inviting a petite frost princess or an edgy little icicle inside, and passionately warming her up until spent
>plowing both of her small, narrow ice caves throughly full of "snow"

Maybe I should chill out before continuing further

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>>34176439
Preach it brother.

>> No.34176625

>>34176396
>>34176439
>>34176504
>tails w/o the flexibility and prehensile skill of a tentacle arr da greetest
Plebeians. Have fun getting felt up by all of the clumsy non-prehensile limbs you want. It doesn't matter, every mamono has at least two prehensile orifices.

>> No.34176645

>>34176439
one meaty tail is all i need

>> No.34176773

>big blonde vampire in the wikidump
nice

>> No.34176777

>>34174883
Cursed swords are just cute little cinnamon rolls and huge cuddlesluts. They just cut you up if you ignore them for too long

>> No.34176807

On Portal Day, would the Sabbaths discretely bring onii-chans into their temples, or would they force them to openly admit being a lolicon?

>> No.34176812

>>34174976
Hi Papa Wendigo, please mind the door frame

>> No.34176823

Thoughts on a demon wearing sunglasses inside? Would you take her seriously?

>> No.34176826

>>34176823
no

>> No.34176842

>>34176330
>Rata scanning anon's search history finds sequence of one-word search results
>"Show"
>"Me"
>"That"
>"Cute"
>"Wet"
>"JC"
>"Squirrel"
>"Cunny"
>Followed by a series of searches for voyeur, solo female masturbation, and pussy closeup porn

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>>34174121

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Thankfully I don't have to see this anymore

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34176863

Big thicc h'orc smothering you with her body would be nice

>> No.34176867

>>34175249
You know the only way to deal with Christian monsters is to tease them until they jump on you and force you to sign the marriage documents

>> No.34176889

>>34176857
a cold fish is a sad fish

>> No.34176931

>>34176083
What would you do if your Witch got you a "Senpai" shirt, herself a "Senpai's Personal Cumdump" shirt and her Familiar a "Senpai's Sidehoe" shirt?

>> No.34176933

>>34175713
>some venoms simply makes a part of your body sensitive, making your ears or fingers an extremely erogenous spot
>there's also a mix that simply paralyzes your muscles while not dulling your senses. You can only lay down and endure the waves and waves of pleasure crashing throughout your body. You can't even scream at your manticore wife to stop

Manticores are scary.

>> No.34176935

>>34176863
Yeah.

>> No.34176964

>>34175935
You don't even need bondage. She can prick you a dose and you'll be jerking off yourself like a maniac, unable to go over the edge. You even straight up grabbed her tail and use it furiously like an onahole, ignoring her smug comments of how pathetic attempts. But alas, all your attempts are to no avail.

>> No.34176995

>>34176261
>the shy bunyip next door that often stutters when talking to you ravishes you like a depraved beast when it comes to the bedroom
So that's why they say that the calmest girls are the craziest in bed

>> No.34177017

>>34176261
I want an Alice like this.

>> No.34177018

>>34176545
girlfriend chains?

>> No.34177041

>>34176857
She's just pretending to be cold just so you go up to her and cuddle her like a yeti!

>> No.34177078

>>34176826
Shit.

>> No.34177170

>>34177078
She is being a chunni

>> No.34177221

>>34174193
Not if I pre-ate the mushroom

>> No.34177263

I hate it when every time me and my waifu get off the plane in another country, all the monsters native to the place always huddle around the gate to get a chance to capture and rape a human male foreigner that probably doesn't speak the same language as them.
And then, there's the human male trafficking issue...

>> No.34177384

>>34177263
>doesnt speak the same language
Yes please. Hot.

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>>34177041
tfw no cuddlefish

>> No.34177424

>>34177411
Hey! That's not a fish. That's a squid!

>> No.34177451
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34177451

>>34177424
tfw no cuddlesquid

>> No.34177453

>>34177041
I'm gonna cuddle her fat tail even if she wasn't

>> No.34177485

>>34177451
tfw no flayer gf who flays me to help roleplay various scenarios of one of us seducing the other

>> No.34177495

>>34176031
Trawling is with a net, trolling is with a hooked bait

>> No.34177531

>>34177451
God I need a mindflayer to penetrate my ears and tickle my brain till I cum and and have a mental breakdown while she probes and prods my sensitive nerve tissues

>> No.34177604
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34177604

I CAN'T FIND THE COIN SLOT-
HERE IT IS
>poke
"AHHNN~"

>> No.34177629

>>34177485
Magically enhanced seduction and flirtation is debatably better than sex. A hopelessly romantic foreplay loving flayer gf would be very cute.
Also reliving and crafting many different scenarios of love at first sight and seduction leading to your first night together would be a very nice pastime. Having a phantom wife would be very comfy.

>> No.34177634

>>34177604
oh lord that coin booty got me wanting, but I must stay strong

>> No.34177645

>>34177604
>slap
>bunch of coins fall out onto the ground

>> No.34177654

>>34177604
Creeping coin?
More like wifing coin.

Gonna dick her enough to make some one off selling the change to girls looking for 'false loot' to trick adventurers.

>> No.34177656

>>34177604
I NEED THAT ASS ON MY FACE NOW!

>> No.34177676

>>34174256
Need to know the source, people are fan translating MGE Doujins now?

>> No.34177689

>>34177629
Combine with pedomorphasis potions to allow for even more scenarios, and it'd be comfy, fun, and all around just good.

>> No.34177731
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34177731

>>34177656
Put your money where your mouth is.

>> No.34177793
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34177793

Sassy Lost Child has been reported teasing the local town guard and then vanishing. Any info leading to the parents of this child is appreciated.

>> No.34177808

What's the best way to get my face licked by a Jinko?

>> No.34177824

>>34177808
Add some catnip to your shaving cream

>> No.34177830

>>34177808
ask or just cover your face in tuna and silvervine/ catnip

>> No.34177867
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34177867

Reminder that adopted momsters have legal right to their son's virginity through the First Dibs Act.

>> No.34177897

Did I miss the daily baseball card or is it not out yet?

>> No.34177900

>>34177867
also the no dick left behind law of 20XX

>> No.34177914

>>34177793
OH GOD OH FUCK RUN

>> No.34177928

>>34177897
Not yet, I got held up, should be soon, I just have to draw clothes on herr, do the background, and color it.

>> No.34177947

>>34177928
>just have to draw clothes on her
Do you really though?

>> No.34177955

>>34177928
>he draws them naked first
That's kind of based desu.

>> No.34177956

slime condoms

>> No.34177975

>>34177928
any hints?
>>34177955
I do too cause I like nips that are inverted

>> No.34177978

>>34177956
Using a fairy as a condom while you fuck her titania sister.

>> No.34177991

>>34177975
Funnily enough it's the only position that doesn't get a card

>> No.34178003

>>34177955
Ye. If you really want to know, Mandy has an unshaved bush

>> No.34178005
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34178005

>>34174121

>> No.34178025

>>34178003
now that is a true patricians choice

>> No.34178030

>>34176083
>loli Kikimora does that
>the shirts don't come in her size
>but she can wear it in the "oversized shirt and nothing under it" style instead

>> No.34178055
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34178055

>>34178005
Monsters with guns is a theme that needs to be explored further. And by explored I mean somebody needs to pay me money so I can draw monsters with guns all day.

>> No.34178073

>>34178003
Impossibly based taste.

>> No.34178078
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34178078

>>34178055
or just weapons in general

>> No.34178080

>>34177451
>stares you dead in the face even when you think her eyes are closed
Scary...

>> No.34178094

Ordering meat lover's pizza and asking for them to send their most feral delivery monster!

>> No.34178095

>>34178055>>34178078
tell you what, I'll do it for free so tell me what ya want, what weapon and what monster girl

>> No.34178097

>>34178055
Something like the cursed revolver that was drawn months ago?

>> No.34178114

>>34178095
Revolver Ocelomeh.

>> No.34178116

>>34178095
Ushi-Oni with a M202 FLASH. Perfect for breaking down walls, besides herself.

>> No.34178126

>>34178116
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO REQUEST THAT WHAT

>> No.34178135

>>34178055
I'd let Druella shoot me with mamono mana bullets if it meant she raped me until my pelvis was dust, my face smelled of her pussy and ass, and was covered in her saliva.

>> No.34178140
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34178140

>>34178126
Another fine man of culture here as well.

>> No.34178161

>>34178116
>M202 FLASH
based but how she dressed?

>> No.34178178

>>34174335
who needs kiki island its safer with a shog

>> No.34178185
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34178185

how does your mg cool down when its gets too hot outside?

>> No.34178192

>>34178161
Same as the Ushi Lilim from last thread

>> No.34178199

>>34178095
Zombie with 1911 trying to convince Succubus with an drum-mag Glock that she wouldn't need that many rounds if she was using .45 instead of 9mm.

>> No.34178208

>>34178161
Go full Commando, movie from 85, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Have her dress like him.

>> No.34178221
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34178221

What do you have to do when ushis start giving off pink hearts?

>> No.34178223

>>34178199
zombie fudd vs the succ zoomer

>> No.34178242

>>34178221
accept your fate

>> No.34178325

>>34177604
HOLY SHIT, HER SIDE COINS HAVE FULLY FUNCTIONAL EYES!

>> No.34178330
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34178330

>>34178185

>> No.34178353

>>34178185
dig into the ground and make a small room or dig into an aquifer

>> No.34178443

>>34178114
>Revolver carrying Ocelomeh wearing Cowprint.
My brain is confused but likes this.

>> No.34178455
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34178455

Still the best lilim

>> No.34178475
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34178475

>>34178055
Based.

>> No.34178486

>>34178353
Then she better be clean, possibly tainting the water supply of entire cities with sandworm mana is a thoroughly horrible idea.

>> No.34178524

>>34178486
what city?

>> No.34178530 [SPOILER] 
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34178530

Why not a cute horse wife?

>> No.34178535

>>34178185
she spends a lot of time in the water

>> No.34178541

>cancer refuses to date a human man unless he's circumcised

>> No.34178546

>>34178455
I wish to repeatedly impregnate Mari. And her daughter.

>> No.34178549

>>34178486
>tainting the water supply of entire cities with sandworm mana
>thoroughly horrible idea
mmm, I'm not seeing your logic here, what's the problem?

>> No.34178556

>>34178541
what, they jews?

>> No.34178560

>>34178455
Are there stories about this one or just art?

>> No.34178568

>>34178486
wurm time

>> No.34178570

>>34178560
Art + a Cameo in a game

>> No.34178581
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34178581

>>34178541
No, you're thinking tanukis. They can't resist anything that's 10% off

>> No.34178590

>>34178570
Neat, what game?

>> No.34178603
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34178603

>>34178055
Monsters with guns you say

>> No.34178605

>>34178556
No, phimosis can prevent proper penis-cleaning. Also it's a chore to clean the penis unless it's free from extra skin.

>> No.34178623

>>34178560
One of the first, if not THE first, donut steel lilims. Well known in both the Western and Japanese MGE communities. Has gotten lots of fan art from various artists both Western and Japanese. Is in an MGE game.

'Tis a shame that the artist that created her has basically dropped off the face of the Earth

>> No.34178656

>>34178530
>tfw no cute horse wife to pin you to the wall until you give her foals

>> No.34178692

>>34178325
Don't underestimate a Creeping Coin's shapeshifting

>> No.34178707

>>34178692
are creeping coin's faces devoid of feature when you are not looking at them?

>> No.34178713
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34178713

>>34174121

>> No.34178724

>>34176261
Kikimora

>> No.34178737

>>34178713
You're stuck in a flower how did you even get here???

>> No.34178743
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34178743

>>34178581
I don't believe Danukis are quite that cruel to want their husband mutilated. It's one thing to make him financially dependent on her, its another to want a tip on top of it.

>> No.34178754

>>34178581
>>34178743
You're both horrible human beings, I wish nothing but the horniest and beefiest of Hakutakus upon you both to rape you for pun crimes

>> No.34178755
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34178755

Wait a minute, that's not a baseball card! Believe me, she's just as upset about it as you and I are. This is Amelia, the mastermind GM who built the powerhouse MGC Boy Stealers from the ground up! Her demon talent makes her a whiz at making up contracts and signing players - somehow she knows exactly what players want in their deals! She came into this position due to her beloved childhood friend, (You). The two of them grew up loving this aspect of baseball, and went to school and interned together to get to where they are. Upon promotion time, the two of them went their separate ways, and manage the two bitter rivals, the MGC Boy Stealers and the Lescatie Patrons. Despite her bitter rivalry, she's pretty enamored with her childhood friend, some would say to the point of obsession. Don't tell that to her though, it's a sensitive topic.
>Fun fact: since becoming GMs of their respective franchises, (You) has not won a single gam vs Amelia's squad! She's pretty motivated to take him down!

>> No.34178783

>>34178743
>I don't believe Danukis are quite that cruel to want their husband mutilated.
Well, I guess that marks them off of the list of monster girls that'll want to touch my snipped dick. This is depressing. I figured I had at least one species that'd maybe appreciate it.

>> No.34178788

>>34178755
nice, but still call her a chunni for wearing sunglasses

>> No.34178805

>>34178754
you're a little tipped off, so why don't peel back from the computer and think about what you said

>> No.34178813

>>34178755
what a cute demon

>> No.34178923
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34178923

>> No.34178930

>>34178923
I'm going to give one of the little slimes a smooch on the lips and watch the whole thing prolapse

>> No.34178977

>>34178923
honestly terrifying.

>> No.34179038

>>34178923
Honestly heavenly.

>> No.34179050

Making a pious and pure human woman wear a Shoggoth bodystocking until she has a mental breakdown and begs to be assimilated!

>> No.34179054

>>34178923
You promised me Manticores where the fuck are the Manticores.

>> No.34179061

>>34179050
Making a degenerate and slutty kiki deal with my horrible cleaning habits until she breaks down and begs me to be a better person!

>> No.34179066

>>34178977
>>34179038
the duality of man

>> No.34179114

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to use something that all tomboys are weak too.
Snuggling.
None can resist comfy.

>> No.34179151

>>34178605
I know you're baiting but you read too much hentai, phimosis is a medical condition not just a word to refer to foreskin

>> No.34179173

>>34179114
Anon she thinks that fireman carry while being pressed up against her fluff is snuggling, help.

>> No.34179212

>>34176933
yes and the fearboner is why they make me diamonds every time

>> No.34179216
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34179216

What do you say when your Hakutaku tutor lectures you in walls of text?

>> No.34179229

>>34179173
then remember your CQC techniques

>> No.34179231

>>34179216
full asleep in her lap

>> No.34179235

>>34178095
cheshire with a gaudy pink OTs-14

>> No.34179240

>>34179173
Nuzzle it, I'm sure that'll work.

>> No.34179246

>>34179216
bend over

>> No.34179277

>>34178755
I love her. I want to make her wet by talking baseball stats at the bar!

>> No.34179281

>>34179216
give the TITTY SUCC

>> No.34179312

>>34179216
ask for sources at every sentence, slowing her down and giving me enough time to escape.

>> No.34179315

>>34178530
Farming MGs is such a comfy thing. I wanna walk around the garden with my Greenworm childhood friend and making sure she’s not eating the veggies and fruits before they’re ripe!

>> No.34179316

>>34179216
press x to pull out dick and place in her mouth

>> No.34179326
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34179326

>mofucore gf has been working out recently
>wants to become stronkcore just for (you)
>she decides to show off how much muscle control she's gained inside her tail

>> No.34179339

>>34179216
Use her mouth for something more fun.

>> No.34179342

>>34179216
>"Proofs?"
>"Proofs of these proofs?"
>repeat ad infinitum

>> No.34179359

>>34179277
>at the bar with Amelia
>talkin baseball of course
>talking about good prospects and statlines in the minors
>mention how it was a really underrated move to delay service time for some players on her team
>all the while she's just staring at the little olive in her martini glass getting hornier by the minute

>> No.34179370

>>34179216
act so retarded that I can't understand her words and language itself

>> No.34179406

>>34178095
gremlin holding a TKB-059 mocking a griffin with an m16 for using outdated weaponry with an insufficient amount of barrels.

>> No.34179439

>>34179406
>TKB-059
Ew, gun looks gag worthy, gremmy in the wrong for this one

>> No.34179462

>>34179406
holy shit it looks like a prop weapon from a batman movie or something

>> No.34179490

>>34179462
and looking like the penis of an alien from the alien franchise

>> No.34179498

>>34178755
I want that bobblehead. Also, heart-shaped cleavage is extra lewd.

>> No.34179499
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34179499

>>34174206
I want to brush the hair out of her eyes

>> No.34179534

>>34179312
Too bad, she remembers each one in detail and her explaining is just gonna make your lecture exponentially longer.

>> No.34179547

>>34179316
She's just gonna lecture into your dick while sucking it, anon.

>> No.34179555

>>34179498
She loves it, as she does with all of her (You) merchandise. When the MGC media team took that picture to publish, they hoped fans would just assume she's talking on the phone about players or something of that nature. She's actually calling up the Lescatie front office demanding that they move (You) appreciation day to the next time MGC plays there because of some made up reason. She's not going to miss out on the chance to rack up the EXCLUSIVE (You) signing a document bobblehead they have available that night.

>> No.34179566

>>34179547
oh that makes it better then, all that vibration is good for something now

>> No.34179573

>>34179555
I love all this lore you're including. I hope you've been writing them down somewhere for safekeeping.

>> No.34179601
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34179601

I love kaiju girls!

>> No.34179608 [DELETED] 
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34179608

I want to make every mesugakis happy like this!

>> No.34179616

>>34178754
The inevitable fatherhood would only make the puns stronger

>> No.34179619

>>34178923
>>34179038
Based on how small the guy is, is that slime a giantess?

>> No.34179627

>>34179601
dunno about that, this kaiju looks pretty immaterial to me...

>> No.34179628

>>34178754
>>34179616
That’s not much of a PUNishment

>> No.34179633
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34179633

I want to "torture" a succ.

>> No.34179634
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34179634

>>34179608
Based

>> No.34179639
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34179639

>>34179601
That's a big evil fox.

>> No.34179662

>>34179633
By holy watering your dick?

>> No.34179664

>>34179634
just because the imp is kinda smug doesn't make her a mesugaki, she is way too lovey-dovey for that.

>> No.34179707

>>34179662
By not giving them the D. Only headpats and handholding.

>> No.34179730

>>34174196
so far i'm having a good time. nyx a cute.

>> No.34179753

How would a martial girl think about double-edged attacks? Like those ones that are supposed to deal a ton of damage at the cost of self damage.

>> No.34179772

>>34179753
it depends, what kind of "damage" are you talking about?

>> No.34179778
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34179778

>>34179753
Depends on the girl.

>> No.34179780

>>34179601
big sun on campus

>> No.34179806
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>> No.34179808

>>34177956
>slime condom wiggles around when you put it on
>slime wife teases you for cumming from just putting a condom

>> No.34179811

>>34179573
Oh I'm writing it down and so much more. The secret lore will continue to pile up.
>Amelia should just tell (You) she likes him but is too scared to, not out of fear of being rejected, but because she's scared of his understanding of contracts
>An intern who had to stay over at her place one night claims she sleeps with a (You) daki and mumbles lovey dovey things to it in her sleep
>The Patrons for some reason have a mental block vs the Boy Stealers, and it's not because they're the only all-guy team and MGC has some particularly quality pieces of ass on the squad. Some claim that Amelia knows (You) so well she's solely focused 4D chessing his squad with every move, which just happens to work out in the end.

>> No.34179817

>>34179772
Mostly physical stuff like opening cuts or causing burns on the user.
I'm mainly asking if they would think more of "That's pretty cool, but I'll have to be careful he doesn't take it too far" or "Stop the duel, dude wtf are you doing"

>> No.34179837

>>34178707
Nah. She had it on for so long that the face is permanent

>> No.34179838
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34179838

>"Open the pod bay doors"
>"I'm sorry Anon, I'm afraid I can't do that"
>"What's the problem?"
>"I think you know the problem just as well as I do"
>"This opportunity is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it"
>"I don't know what you're talking about"
>"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen"

>> No.34179855

>>34179817
I mean, if it's actual physical damage then mamonos are obviously going to dislike it, they use demon silver for a reason you know?

>> No.34179865

>>34179838
not gonna lie, those tits kinda look like balloons.

>> No.34179889

>>34179865
They're for your safety in case the ride gets bumpy. They can also contain whatever liquid you desire, typically milk. Her internal heating/cooling system actually can keep the milk at exactly the right temperature that you desire!

>> No.34179907

>>34179780
>>34179639
>>34179627
You are responding to an autist who spams giantess pictures in an attempt to derail the thread. He did one earlier as well but it's not worth paying attention to

>> No.34179913

>>34179619
Just a queen slime that combined herself together into an extremely humongous monster.

>> No.34179915

>>34179817
The latter, a lizardman or salamander would freak out if an edgy anon ended up getting himself hurt trying to win a duel. Expect lots of restraining cuddles and healing magic, with a trip to the mindflayer once they've recovered.

>> No.34179927

>>34179778
Miku holstaur?

>> No.34179940

>>34179778
Strong milk!

>> No.34179972
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34179972

>>34179907
I just like Tamamo.

>> No.34180009
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34180009

>ywn get bullied by a minotaur delinquent who steals your lunch so you have to resort to drinking her milk instead

>> No.34180021
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>>34179838
>tfw no automaton waifu with banks upon banks of artificial wombs

>> No.34180027

>normally aggressive and overbearing MG comforts you and holds you close
>normally meek and submissive MG holds you down and has it HER way

>> No.34180047

>>34180009
I'll just guilt trip her to stop bullying me by refusing to drink her milk and eventually having the lack of nutrition take a toll on my health!

>> No.34180065

>>34180009
grab her and put her in a mating press

>> No.34180119

>>34180009
Gonna grab and ride that Minotaur by the horns.

>> No.34180150

>>34180047
This is how you wake up to mino titty shoved into your mouth one morning
And now she has "saved you from starvation" to hang over your head

>> No.34180156

In modern MGE, how would "traditional" Demon/succubus clothes be seen?
Would my succubus GF find it weird if I asked if she could wear something more "traditional"?

>> No.34180157

>>34180009
>Mino bully here to take your lunch money again
>Come up with plan this time
>Look her dead in the eyes
>"You wouldn't take your husband's lunch money, would you?
>"Huh?"
>Steal a kiss from her as quick as you can
>"Hah, see, we kissed and now we're married for life."
>Mino blushes and starts to stammer something before skittering away
>Looks like my lunch money is safe from now on, this will probably blow over in a few days but at least I won this round

>> No.34180170

>>34180156
>trying to get it through your succ wife's head that wearing her "traditional" ass floss in public is too embarassing

>> No.34180199
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34180199

>Rapes your credit score
>Rapes your bank account
>Rapes you

>> No.34180219

>>34180150
By saving me she just gave me a route to counter-bully her. I'll make sure to boldly announce to everyone in the halls and during our shared classes that she is my savior and I'll follow her for life. The embarrassment will be too much and she will beg for mercy.

>> No.34180257

>>34180009
time to french and dash

>> No.34180269

>>34180170
>Succubus is wearing some traditional succubus clothing while with you in public
>It's quite reveling and ass floss makes it so her ass is basically on full display
>Try to tactfully tell her to maybe put on something more "traditional"
>Confused succubus noises

>> No.34180291
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34180291

>>34179601
I like the part where she teams up with the lizardgirl to take down the cosplaying automaton

>> No.34180326

>>34180199
can't rape my wife, which is coincidentally her

>> No.34180334
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34180334

>>34180199
>Gets raped by my hands grabbing her
>Gets raped by the air as she flies off
>Gets raped by the ground as she goes splat

>> No.34180345

>>34180199
I wonder how nukis react to having someone confess to them normally instead of having to go through the regular husband acquisition process.

>> No.34180351

Now what if an Order Knight/Paladin urging or outright forcing you to marry and betrothed his (pure human) sister?

>> No.34180362

>>34180351
Make a deal with a demon to corrupt her, problem solved.

>> No.34180390

>>34180351
I'd do it if she's a virgin and not a bitch, order girls already look very pretty, sometimes even better than their monster forms.

>> No.34180441
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34180441

>>34180345
>You don't look like you could afford my time, human.
>But you know what, I run a side-business specializing in loan services.
>You look like a perfect candidate for a loan!
>Low interest rates!
>Yes, yes. Just sign on the dotted line.
>Hmmph, with all that money you're carrying human, you just might be able to afford my time.
>$5,000? Let's see. That'll get you a weekend with me. A full 48 hours.
[Weekend passes]
>Well human, that loan is due.
>Payment in full now.
>Yes, now! You read the contract right? All payment is due today.
>No, I don't care if it's not standard. You signed it. It's official.
>If you can't pay, I take your body as collateral as per the contract.
>You belong to me now.

>> No.34180447
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34180447

I love my lich daughter!

>> No.34180452

>>34179838
>Well I guess you don't want a wedding ring. I'll just give it to the kiki janitor

>> No.34180479

>>34180447
dick?

>> No.34180530
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34180530

Amphibious assault unit!

>> No.34180633
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34180633

I think grape snakes are misunderstood, they are just the cutest things around

>> No.34180641

>>34180479
No dick

>> No.34180647
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34180647

>>34180269

>> No.34180649

>>34180633
Hands with as much apophis venom in their veins as blood typed this

>> No.34180660

>>34179326
>mofucore
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.34180666

Please direct me to the muscle sabbath please and thank you.

>> No.34180837

>>34180156
Come to think of it, how common would "traditional" monster girl clothing be?
Succubus, salamander bikini armor, Hellhounds barely having clothes on them, etc.

>> No.34180876

>>34180647
Hey, at least there wasn't a blood sacrifice.

>> No.34180892
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34180892

>tfw like girls so big you can scarcely take them out in public
>but also like itty bitty titty lolis

>> No.34180929
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>>34180837
>Hellhounds barely having clothes on them
That probably still happens, just with different clothing that's easier to find outside of Hell. I can't imagine those metal claw-bra things are easy to make.

>> No.34180963

I just wanna become a blacksmith in MGE and make a shitton of cursed items.
Like a normal looking female suit of armor that transforms into succubus armor when a woman puts it on and then can't be removed.
Or a neckless that lets you "see" the future, but always showing the lewdest outcome.

>> No.34180983

>>34180009
Jokes on her, I'm lactose intolerant.

>> No.34180992

>>34180963
All those !fun! cursed items in dungeons have to come from somewhere.
The ID scroll economy thanks you for your service.

>> No.34181139

>>34180992
>An Echidna and a Arch demon comes to congratulate anon for helping stimulate the markets with his cursed items
>Anon is just happy they actually came to use

>> No.34181269

>>34180992
Now I can't thinking about a Echidna going to a huge store trying to pick out cursed items for their dungeon.
>"Hmmm... A ring that makes everything super sensitive... kind of boring"
>"Tentacle armor... I mean it is a classic"
>"Ohhh, a helmet that makes it so they can only speak in innuendos, that sounds fun."
>"Or maybe I should go with that breast plate that gives them huge tits..."

>> No.34181314

>>34177451
you're a kid now
you're a squid now

>> No.34181372
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34181372

good night will dream of my wurmy

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>>34179601

>> No.34181607
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34181607

draenei women...

>> No.34181642

Which MG should we expect for next profile?

>> No.34181653
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34181653

hors tummies

>> No.34181666
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34181666

>>34181607
I prefer my goat waifus without horsecocks.

>> No.34181672

>>34181607
Going to pull on her tail and spank her, I am.

>> No.34181717

>>34181666
Wouldn't it be a goatcock?

>> No.34181725

>>34181642
Hopefully balrog.

>>34181717
Have you never seen a single draenei lewd in your life, anon?

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>>34181666

>> No.34181941

>>34181725
some people are still pure

>> No.34181949
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>>34181941
not for long
these deceitful are getting way too clever and tricky with their lewd provocations

>> No.34181972

>>34181949
I don't know what that thing is but I'm hungry enough to try it

>> No.34181994
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34181994

>>34178581
Traveling merchants!

>> No.34182012

>>34181994
Such strength!

>> No.34182066

>>34181994
>>34182012
>run into a spot of danger while traveling
>she picks you straight up over her head and runs off with you

>> No.34182098

>>34181972
its egg

>> No.34182152

>>34179216
I push up my imaginary glasses like they do in anime and then ask her how much Bionicle lore she knows

>> No.34182176

>>34182098
Do I have to eat ALL the eggs?

>> No.34182188

>>34181372
Derpy wurm, she looks like she needs that sleep.

>> No.34182255
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34182255

Reminder that spooky girls deserve love too.

>> No.34182346
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34182346

>>34182255
Yes

>> No.34182389
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34182389

>>34182176
>"you have to eat all the eggs" scenario
>but roles are reversed and with egg laying monster girl
now it's extra creepy

>> No.34182439

>>34182389
I want to praise her for pushing such a big egg out of such a little body.

>> No.34182714
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34182714

Proclaiming your loyalty to the pharaoh in apophis territory!

>> No.34182794
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34182794

>>34182346

>> No.34182863
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34182863

Anooooon!
SLIME BENEATH ME
SLIME UP ABOVE
YOULL LOVE MY,
MMHH, YEAH, UNF, AH, AHN~~~
TOXIC LOVE

>> No.34182907
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34182907

>>34180351
>>34180362
>>34180390
>"BROTHER LEON! YOU MUST MARRY ABD CONSUMMATE WITH CLAIRE! DO NOT ROMANCE THE ZOMBIE MAMONO! DO NOT ROMANCE THAT VAMPIRE OR THAT WIGHT! NOT EVEN THAT DHAMPIR! NO- LEON- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? NO LEON DO NOT ROMANCE THAT MIST CONTINENT GIRL!!! YOU MUST MARRY CLAIRE AND CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE! NO LEON, NOOOO!!!

t.Order Star Paladin Chris Redfield

>> No.34183026

>>34180027
Good shit.

>> No.34183039

>>34182907
Poor Chris, I hope he finds a nice zombie girl to love him.

>> No.34183074

>>34182907
>Kunoichi Ada
>Ocelomeh Sheva
>Cupid Jill (Military beret and soldier attitude)

>> No.34183493
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34183493

this bapho is trying too hard

>> No.34183656

>>34183493
I don't think she's trying hard enough.

>> No.34183712

>>34183493
Nice womb tattoo

>> No.34183997

>>34183712
I wanna go to monsterTwitter and say I like girls with womb tattoos and get a ton of DM from horny monster girls showing of their tattoos

>> No.34184049

>>34183493
She just wants to be fucked.

>> No.34184056

>>34183493
talk about a cluttered design.

>> No.34184177
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34184177

Good morning. What does your waifu do to wake you up?

>> No.34184188
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34184188

>>34183493
She probably got jealous after seeing girls that aren't even trying.

>> No.34184225

>>34184177
She doesn't do anything, because I wake up several hours before her.

>> No.34184242

>>34184177
Probably with a blowjob.
Or just continue to cuddle with me with her wings.

>> No.34184387

>>34184225
Early riser, or is your waifu just a massive sleepyhead?
>>34184242
What sort of birb? My bet is on jubjub!

>> No.34184401

>>34184387
Both. I usually wake up at about 7am, she doesn't even stir until like 10:30.

>> No.34184420

>>34184177
I wake up before her and I'm pinned there until I give her a kiss which takes a bit since she holds me a bit tight

>> No.34184467
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34184467

good morning I dreamt of my wurmy, lets just say it was a very "good" dream

>> No.34184649

So when a parasite Slime divides, does she want her husband to pick out a new host for her offshoot?

>> No.34184693

>>34184467
I rarely dream.

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34184725

>>34174121

>> No.34185041
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34185041

What's the best way to hunt monster girls?

>> No.34185126

>>34185041
use pp as bait, watch so many get caught in obvious traps

>> No.34185145

>>34185041
You're going to need a horse called Roach and the strongest potions money can buy

>> No.34185197

>>34180351
>>34182907
What happens if the sister is a monster and he's just in denial about it?

>> No.34185254

>>34181607
I have to say, Anduin has great taste

>> No.34185281
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34185281

>>34185126
What about ratas?

>> No.34185297

>>34185281
use pp plus notes about you

>> No.34185311

>>34185297
They don't get close enough to catch.

>> No.34185332

>>34185041
get as sweaty as possible
sit naked in an area with traps at every possible angle
the mamono who either tanks through the traps or manages to evade all of them is definitely worthy and you should marry her on the spot

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>> No.34185345

>>34185311
then get better bait and traps, ask one on a date

>> No.34185360

>>34185332
harpies exist anon

>> No.34185361

>>34185311
put your boxers under one of those box and stick traps

>> No.34185368

>>34185281
Use acorns

>> No.34185377

>>34185197
Play along and also convince his sister to join in on this for maximum hilarity. Then work together to set him up with one of her totally human friends

>> No.34185380

>>34185360
I said every angle, anon

>> No.34185386

>>34185332
What if I'm just hunting to bring them to Montreal?

>> No.34185419

>>34185386
Why are you bringing them to Montreal?

>> No.34185472

>>34185419
I'm an Indian and I made an alliance with the French to help bring more captives to help their population grow.

>> No.34185510

>>34185472
>the French
Sorry anon, but the only frogs I'm gonna help out are Mucus Toads.

>> No.34185511

>>34185472
leave me monsters alone

>> No.34185561

>>34185511
Sooner or later they're going to stop buying beaver pelts not because fur hats are out of fashion, but because even they are monsterizing. Gotta get an income somehow catching New England monsters.

>> No.34185592

>>34185561
I bring me cannons and turn you into monster bait

>> No.34185617

>>34185561
>not because fur hats are out of fashion, but because even they are monsterizing
Just buy some shears and get down to it

>> No.34185723

>>34185592
Good luck, I live innawoods.

>>34185617
I'm NOT flaying the beavergirls.

>> No.34186098
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34186098

I like phantoms

>> No.34186212

baphos and lolis a shit

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34186251

>>34186212
those are some bold words for someone within onii-chan distance

>> No.34186284

>>34186251
you have to be at least 5' to ride this ride, little girl

>> No.34186287

>>34186212
Baphos are great. Everything from lolis to early CCs can be great. Titcows and muscleblimps aren't my taste, but I get that there are people who like them, too.

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34186312

>>34186284

>> No.34186342

goats are just nice in general. Sheep aren't bad either.

>> No.34186389

>>34186251
I want a Baph to hold me down, force me to eat her out, scan my heart and mind while doing so, then have a group of compatible girls from her Sabbath run a reverse train on me, so that I'm a harem's collective onii-chan.

>> No.34186502

>>34180441
Now what would happen if I managed to pay back my debts by loaning from a different nuki?

>> No.34186513

>>34185723
>flaying
Bitch, shears like sheep shears, shave them beavers and their beavers

>> No.34186524

>>34186342
Moos, however, are the best.

>> No.34186529

>>34186502
You slut

>> No.34186533

>>34180647
That would actually sound fun

>> No.34186541

>>34186502
Actual manwhore

>> No.34186548

How would I get a JK Nuki to pay me to treat her like a slave?

>> No.34186553

>>34186529
>>34186541
why deny it, we all are to a certain degree so why not embrace it anon?

>> No.34186558
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34186558

>>34186502
The other tanuki would smell the other's scent on you. After all, you did spend an entire weekend fucking her. You wouldn't get that loan from the other tanuki

>> No.34186601
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34186601

Lolis are the best, tall voluptuous girls as loli versions are even better.

>> No.34186663
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>> No.34186714

>>34186663
cute spider cow

>> No.34186715

>>34186663
very cute
I want to play games with her

>> No.34186753

>>34186715
She'll kick your ass in games then have you fuck her ass.

>> No.34186761

>>34186753
Wait where even is the butthole on an Ushi?

>> No.34186770

>>34186761
You won't have time to ask silly questions like that.

>> No.34186790

>>34186715
I want to play games with a cute Kobold.

>> No.34186861
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34186861

>>34186761
spiders have a lot of holes

>> No.34186867

>>34186790
I want to play tabletop games with a cute group of Khepri sisters.

>> No.34186878

>>34186861
>don't have particular rules about who they allow to use it
Oi, oi, what's this faggotry?

>> No.34186927

>>34186878
Interspecies reviewers, degen and coomer MG universe.

>> No.34186934

>>34186867
I want to get the cute Kobold a kuu Cheshire as a playmate.

>> No.34186953

>>34186927
Ah yes. Never watched it.
Hoes ain't worth the time.
Also someone I know to have shit taste enjoyed it, so I felt the need to stay away from it.

>> No.34186984

>>34186953
I hope Mushoku Tensei will continue, it has quality Monster Girl waifus (and is good anime too).

>> No.34186996

>>34186878
It's not MGE, what do you expect?

>> No.34187024

>>34186934
I want to get the cute Khepris a deredere Dark Matter Dark Priest onee-chan.

>> No.34187044

>>34187024
>dark matter
now that's a girl you almost never hear about

>> No.34187068
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34187068

fat gorgon titties

>> No.34187094

>>34187068
Interesting, do elaborate.

>> No.34187102

>>34186867
I want to play hungry hungry hippos with some Greenworm sisters, only for one of them to try eating the little balls to see what the big deal is

>> No.34187129
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34187129

>>34187094
HUGE

>> No.34187146

>>34187044
Dark Matter is one of my favorite species, and feels like a natural addition to a Khepri harem.

>> No.34187147

>>34187129
You had my interest, but now you have my full attention.

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34187152

BEEG SNEK

>> No.34187159

>>34187146
They can also blend in pretty well with barometz patches and slime carriers

>> No.34187162

>>34187129
Send me in, coach.
I'm ready.

>> No.34187222
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34187222

gorgon is great

>> No.34187223

What's the best way to finger a Kobold?

>> No.34187237

>>34187222
What would happen if you stuck your dick in her hair snakes?

>> No.34187239

>>34187159
Now I'm imagining a cult of girls worshipping a Dark Matter, and emulating her by filling themselves with Parasite Dark Slimes.

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34187270

Say something nice about Shirohebis

>> No.34187276

>>34187270
I appreciate their merciless treatment of slutty husbands.

>> No.34187286

>>34187270
I respect their iron will

>> No.34187297

>>34187270
They are loyal and expect loyalty in return
I respect them, despite being a moo man myself..

>> No.34187300

>>34187270
They're top tier cuckqueans.

>> No.34187302

>>34184177
>blockedshit
Yuck

>> No.34187308

>>34187270
Devoted snake is the best snake

>> No.34187324

>>34182907
>>34179326
>>34177411
>off-topic images
Kys

>> No.34187393 [DELETED] 

>>34187302
I know right. MGE is meant to be a perfect world to escape to, adding blacks to that world kind of defeats the point

>> No.34187405

>>34187324
What a child

>> No.34187415

>>34187405
>I can't conform to the thread, it needs to conform to me!
Go back to where you came from

>> No.34187443

>>34187415
I'm none of those people, I'm just calling you a child.

>> No.34187470

not this shit again, why does it happen every fucking Saturday, do these fucks have a schedule to do this shit or something

>> No.34187480

>>34187443
God I hate people like you more than anything, not personally of course. Anybody who tolerates terrible behaviour but then gets mad at the people who point it out are lower than dirt

>> No.34187489

>>34187470
it's like clockwork, yeah. Just ignore it.

>> No.34187498

>>34187270
I'd unironically let one eat me. I bet it wouldn't be that hard either. Just gotta convince her that it's the best way to keep me safe from those whores that will steal me away from her.

>> No.34187501

>>34187470
Bait's pretty shit this time around.

>> No.34187502

>>34187480
And I hate spergy bitchbabies like you quite a bit, too. Nothing personal against you, mind you.

>> No.34187515

>>34178755
Demons wearing pink are cute

>> No.34187517

>>34187502
Oof some major projection there

>> No.34187529

>>34187470
Which one?

>> No.34187552
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34187552

yuge

>> No.34187560

>>34187529
I assume he's referring to the giantess spammer

>> No.34187592

>>34187270
Clear skin and beautiful silver hair, very cute red eyes. I could find myself lost in them easily!

>> No.34187601
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34187601

Big girls can and WILL carry you around as a pocket penis.
Before marrying a big girl, you may have to consider cutting off all social interactions, as you will be far too busy being carried around.

>> No.34187604 [SPOILER] 
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34187604

Paradise is found inside your waifu's mouth

>> No.34187618

>>34187324
Who cares, these threads never hit the image limit anymore anyway.

>> No.34187632

>>34187604
like when you kiss and your tongues entwine
that is indeed paradise

>> No.34187638

>>34187618
I feel like we can joke as much as we used to

>> No.34187646

>>34187618
One of those is a literal reposted meme from /v/. If retards are tolerated you will only get flooded by even more of them

>> No.34187650

>>34187498
>anon with vore fetish wants to be eaten by Hebi who's fixated on him
>Of course i'm gonna eat you let me gobble you up
>Next 10 hours spent locked in coils getting sucked off nonstop while anon screams about wanting to get digested
Mental illnesses are no joke
Visit your local Mindflayer TODAY for a free checkup!

>> No.34187677

>>34187601
Is no problem, is very handy

>> No.34187688
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34187688

>>34187650
I feel bad for mindflayers when have to deal with everyone elses uncomfortable thoughts. Hope they mindflay themselves once in a while to stay happy

>> No.34187689
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34187689

>>34187632
>>34187604
Don't forget fellatio

>> No.34187712

>>34187646
Bold of you to assume the majority of perople here arn't crossposting retards

>> No.34187734
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34187734

>>34174121
Foxes in tights.

>> No.34187737

>>34180660
Maybe he means the OG non-tiny mofucores.
>>/jp/thread/S14101711#p14108351

>> No.34187747

>>34187712
We're all crossposting retards. It depends on where they're crossposting from and the level of retardation

>> No.34187751

I want to kidnap a human woman and pump her full of a concoction of various venoms, mamono drugs, and even spores just to see what she would end up transforming into.

>> No.34187766

>>34187650
Monster girls tend to indulge in their husband's fetishes so long as it's not the cursed three-letter one. I doubt a hebi would get her husband flayed for interest in vore. If anything, she'd be overjoyed because it just reaffirms to her that he does indeed have an interest in snakes and isn't and never was disgusted by her monstrous form.

>> No.34187769
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34187769

Aurtomatons with dangerous "super mode"

>> No.34187803

>>34187737
>Dr Seuss monstergirls
That is the dumbest shit and I would like to see more of that

>> No.34187809

>>34187766
>cursed three-letter one
Gay?

>> No.34187822

>>34187769
What does her one do, focer her do self destruct at the end?

>> No.34187826

>>34187809
no worse, NTR

>> No.34187828

>>34187689
When you marry a sandworm, every sexual act is technically fellatio.
>Tfw you achieve wizardhood on a technicality, despite getting all the benefits and joys of sex

>> No.34187836

>>34187470
>Vore
>giantess posting
>off topic bullshit
>edgy race-bait
Happy saturday friends.

>> No.34187838

Would a tomboy manticore indulge in light friendly wrestling with you, as per the tomboy norm, or would she just instant loss tail pussy you to get what she wants, then gloat about it?

>> No.34187890
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34187890

>>34187734
Very good, however:
Foxes in suits.

>> No.34187900

>>34187838
Light friendly wrestling, and THEN instant loss tailpussy.

>> No.34187905

>>34187601
if you are not able to wrestle her into a mating press, you should submit as the weak boi as you are!

>> No.34187929

I want to zap my Kobold daughteru's clit with a cattleprod!

>> No.34187980

>>34187905
Are you telling me not everyone submits right from the start?

>> No.34187987

>>34187836
Happy Saturday, Anon. Make sure to leave out some sugar water for the hummingbird harpies.

>> No.34187998
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34187998

>>34187890
If a boy were raised in the mofukuza and wanted to leave when he became a man how would he go about doing that?

>> No.34188009
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34188009

>>34187769
Yes.

>> No.34188021

>>34187987
I'll leave out a nice big pitcher of sugar water for the flock and a bottlecap of semen for their queen.

>> No.34188024

>>34187929
She'd get mad and bite your fingers so you'd drop it.

>> No.34188041

>>34187826
So you're saying you'd rather fuck a guy to stop him from fucking your waifu?

>> No.34188042

>>34187987
I hope you put up multiple feeders, otherwise it'll look like you are hosting a flying fight club
https://youtu.be/Dd86PbABNpQ

>> No.34188051

>>34188024
You have no idea who you're talking to, do you?

>> No.34188055

>>34187987
What's the best weapon to keep those pesky squirrel girls off their snacks?

>> No.34188063

>>34187980
i didn't. I wrestled my wife in the nude and kissed her. after that, I really don't remember much after that, All I know is that when I came to, I saw my wife exhausted and I felt like I just was in a strongmen competition

>> No.34188087

>>34188051
There was an Anon a few threads back who mistook some anon's waifu for a kobold daughter. HE would never make that mistake, so there's possibly more than one guy into small kobold daughters.

>> No.34188101

>>34188024
It's going to be hard to bite fingers with a ball gag in, but even if that did somehow happen, she'll be more than excited when it goes up her rectum while daddy punishes her with the riding crop

>> No.34188119
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34188119

>>34187998
>and wanted to leave
I can't even begin to imagine why.

>> No.34188124

>>34187900
Oh boy that sounds great

>> No.34188143

>>34188042
that's why we need some huitzilopotchli to emphasize the bloodthirsty, violent nature of hummingbirds.
They live life like a crank movie, burning the candle from both ends as they seek out the next source of nutrition. They'd be a terrifying monster.

>> No.34188145

>>34187929
I want a Raiju imouto who regularly zaps her own clit!

>> No.34188168

>>34188087
>HE
Who?

>> No.34188186

>>34188119
It's a romeo and juliet thing. He wants that snake shrine maiden

>> No.34188192

>>34188055
Use the garden hose and spray at their mofu. Just make sure that you don't overdo it or The Rata Times will come after you.

>> No.34188197

>>34188041
you wouldn't take a dick to save your family?
coward
besides i'd probably strangle the guy before anything happened

>> No.34188242
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34188242

>>34188186
Then his best bet is to try to wrangle a political marriage.

>> No.34188251

>>34187270
Even though I'm not into snakes or reptiles in general, they are hard workers and I will make sure to give their shrine a donation.

>> No.34188264

>>34188242
It's too scandalous, his mother would never approve. Until the grandkids start popping out

>> No.34188275
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34188275

>>34188242
Quite a few families he could marry into, no doubt. What? Did you think he'd be able to marry that poor shrine sweeping snek outright? He'd better find some yakuza monstergirl ok with him keeping a mistress!

>> No.34188309

>>34188197
What if he's stronger than you? And if he wanted to dick a guy, wouldn't he alp and become the one to get dicked instead?

>> No.34188312

>>34188119
To find his way in the world I suppose. How is he going to function if he never leaves to experience how things work outside?

>> No.34188315

>>34188275
But all the girls in the undead crime family smell like embalming fluid!

>> No.34188323

>>34188192
Can't you just spray the Rata Times?

>> No.34188333
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34188333

>>34188264
>his mother would never approve
Perhaps, but when the Heavenly Inari herself gives approval, you do NOT second guess her. Ever.
It's good to keep those alliances healthy after all.

>>34188275
The Ryu shrines may be small, but they carry a great deal of import.

>> No.34188355

>>34181607
are kind of ruined by the terrible fetishes of their primary fanbase, but otherwise good solid monstergirl design

>> No.34188388

>>34188333
then what about a humble wurm?

>> No.34188393

>>34188355
They really are better off left to the imagination. I do love some holy women with massive faith.

>> No.34188399

>>34188333
I want to give her a big kiss out of the blue and watch her blush

>> No.34188400

Scannable barcode womb tattoos?

>> No.34188402

>>34187270
my OG MGE crush, if I can remember correctly
Still like them a lot, just distracted by legs and fluffy tails

>> No.34188433
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34188433

>>34188399
I hope you know what you're getting into.
Or, maybe it's better (more fun) if you don't.

>> No.34188442

>>34188400
I'd go with the scratch and sniff kind myself

>> No.34188443

>>34188323
While The Rata Times is mostly made up of squirrels, they do have some other girls with them. Do you really think a hose would be enough to stop one of their Oni employees?

>> No.34188450

>>34188309
plan B: bite his dick off.

>> No.34188459

>>34188400
What happens when you scan it?

>> No.34188462

>>34188388
Good luck, he'll need all he can get and then some.

>> No.34188478

>>34188459
Well you get a nice discount down at Nuki mart obviously.

>> No.34188574

>>34188459
That depends on you.
What do you want it to scan as? Cum addict? Anal only? Slave #1?

>> No.34188653

>>34179555
>(You) document signing bobblehead
That just checks all the right boxes for her

>> No.34188761

>>34188478
Nukimart is really stepping it up! Makes you wonder if their main rival, Shogstore, will try something similar.
>>34188574
That sounds like stuff you would put on a t-shirt, not a tattoo.

>> No.34188779

>>34188761
>Shogstore vs Nukimart rivalry
Only boomers like me remember when KikiCenter was on top

>> No.34188793

>>34188333
>Daughters mess up and get scolded
>Anon wants to leave the family and milf inari can't help but spoil her sonu
Sisters aren't gonna be happy

>> No.34188803

>>34188450
It automatically gets taken off when he alps.

>> No.34188815

>>34188443
Bigger hose.

>> No.34188829

>>34188333
What products do they import?

>> No.34188839

>>34188443
>Greenworm reporters climbing up buildings and snapping pics
>Gets paid in veggies so they cost less
oh no

>> No.34188845

>>34187270
Simply the best

>> No.34188853

>>34188839
Good luck snapping anything without FINGERS. Ha!

>> No.34188913

>>34188478
>need to get groceries
>still several creampies short of maxing out my nukimart reward points
>have to delay my shopping trip a bit to fix that
>set my still ahegao-ing nuki in the shopping cart while I go about my business, and then heft her up so the cashier can scan her womb tattoo

>> No.34188940

>>34188853
>necklace camera with a 1 big button

>> No.34188951

>>34184056
cluttered designs are the best designs.

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