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Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:35:44 2009 No.3416322 [Reply] [Original]

Ask me about my cum vase. It is a vase filled to the brim with premium ejaculate. I keep it in my closet.

Cum vase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:39:44 2009 No.3416350 Pics or it didn't happen.

>>	eirei emiya (where's my trip) Mon Sep 21 19:41:44 2009 No.3416359 Tell me about your cum vase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:44:44 2009 No.3416373 >>3416359 It is an earthen tan color with gold inlay, and holds approximately one gallon of liquid. At the moment, it is at 1/2 capacity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:46:44 2009 No.3416382 wouldn't it smell? usually cum has a rather basic smell. especially you having so much of it. drying probably worsens such a large quantity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:50:44 2009 No.3416400 >>3416382 That is why I keep it in my closet, under a cheesecloth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:50:44 2009 No.3416401 >vase filled to the brim >At the moment, it is at half capacity. Now I'm confused. Is it Schrodinger's cum vase?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:52:44 2009 No.3416406 What are you planning on doing with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:53:44 2009 No.3416408 >>3416401 Perhaps... my initial figure was a bit of an exaggeration. My apologies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:54:44 2009 No.3416413 >>3416406 I don't know. Saving it for a rainy day, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 19:58:44 2009 No.3416422 >>3416322 Do you keep it for posterity?

>>	Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow Mon Sep 21 20:00:44 2009 No.3416429 >>3416413 But it'll all be dead fairly soon, if it isn't already. What could you possibly use it for?

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Mon Sep 21 20:00:44 2009 No.3416427 what will happen when you fill it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:01:44 2009 No.3416431 How does it smell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:07:44 2009 No.3416442 >>3416429 >under a cheesecloth Cheese, obviously...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:08:44 2009 No.3416445 Post pictures op

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:10:44 2009 No.3416448 File: 56 KB, 428x800, 1507613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ask me about my vomit jar. It is a jar filled to the brim with premium vomit. I keep it in my closet. Vomit jar.

>>	Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc Mon Sep 21 20:10:44 2009 No.3416450 Semen is a surprisingly good skin moisturizer, OP. Put it to use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:14:44 2009 No.3416468 >>3416448 What're your measurements?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:23:44 2009 No.3416739 I had a couple of giant piss bottles in the closet for a long time. After a while they both turned dark orange and, my god they smelled when I finally poured them out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 21:48:44 2009 No.3416819 ship it to your favorite VA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:03:44 2009 No.3416853 >>3416350 This! I dare you OP!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:16:44 2009 No.3416892 >>3416853 >dares How childish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 22:17:44 2009 No.3416895 >>3416892 HURR!

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