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3416272 No.3416272 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck you all, don't you even dare try to tell me she isn't the perfect wife.

>> No.3416288

She isn't the perfect wife.

>> No.3416285

She's a slut so that stops her from being anywhere near perfect.

>> No.3416291

Iinchou's quest for youthful summer love > Sakura

>> No.3416293

Nobody is perfect.

>> No.3416294
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3416294

Excuse me? Did I hear someone say perfect wife?

>> No.3416296

>>3416272
I hope you don't mind getting infected with penis worms.

>> No.3416289

She isn't the perfect wife.

>> No.3416297

She is perfect slut

>> No.3416300
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3416300

>perfect wife.

>> No.3416301

>>3416300
Can't cook.

Still, high tier wife.

>> No.3416303
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>> No.3416304

Ehh...I dunno if I wanna do HF route...I wonder if I got burnt out on UBW?

>> No.3416307

>>3416304
Well.

It has Rider in it.

But Saber dies.

>> No.3416312
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3416312

I'd say she's definitely the breast waifu.

>> No.3416310

>>3416304
If you like Sakura, play it.

If you dislike her, it's probably not going to make you like her.

>> No.3416309
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3416309

But that's not Rosa.

>> No.3416315

>>3416312
DOHOHOHOHO

>> No.3416316

Now, now, gentlemen. God has taught us that all VN heroines deserve our love. It's not their fault Nasu didn't have the skill to draw out Sakura's full potential as a character.

>> No.3416326

>>3416304
I thought I'd gotten burnt out on UBW, but then I manned up and did HF. I'm glad I did, though not much of that is because of Sakura.

>> No.3416329

>>3416316
It'd be better if HF was about Ilya and Sakura had to die.
;_;
Ilya route where?

>> No.3416342

>>3416329
Its with the Caster route

>> No.3416343

>>3416329
It's in a box with the Sacchin, Ayako and Rider routes.

>> No.3416344

>>3416326
Ehh...I'll do it later tonight.

>> No.3416352

>>3416343
>Ayako and Rider routes

Ayako and Rider were never going to have routes. They'd be in a different box than Satsuki and Ilya.

>> No.3416354

godamn son, didn't your father teach you to use condoms when you do it with whores? Don't want to catch those dirty STD.

>> No.3416355

>>3416307
How does Saber know what living is? She dies in every route!

>> No.3416356

>>3416352
How about the Ayaka/Saver box then?

>> No.3416375
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>>3416355
That's cruel.

>> No.3416378

>>3416355
?

She lives in Rin Good end...which I like to think of as Saber's Good End too.

>> No.3416383 [DELETED] 

I'm more of a caster guy.

>> No.3416391

I'm more of a caster guy, but I'd settle for a sakura too.

>> No.3416392

>>3416355
She lives in UBW route.

>> No.3416396

>>3416378
I like to think of Saber's Good End as her hanging out with her Knights in Avalon and occasionally visting Alexander the Great and Gilgamesh for Kingly banquets. She deserves it.

>> No.3416397
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>> No.3416402

>>3416396
But Gilgamesh would probably want to rape her.

>> No.3416414
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>> No.3416419

>>3416307
Nothing of value was lost.

>> No.3416425

>>3416419 Nothing of value was gained.

>> No.3416436
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>>3416419
>>3416425
I disagree with the two of you.

>> No.3416474

So does Sakura ever get better at cooking than Shirou?!

I MUST KNOW!

>> No.3416481
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3416481

Ahem.

>> No.3416482

>>3416414
more like

waifu
-----
corpse

>> No.3416489

>>3416481
Because who needs context, amirite?

>> No.3416492

>>3416481
Sakura is a terrible cook, so this is no surprise.

She's only good for... well, nothing.

>> No.3416498

>>3416489
Fuck context.

You've got to live in the now, Anon!

>> No.3416501

http://hlj.com/product/GSC96246

sakura is 50% off.

>> No.3416504

>>3416352
Ayako originally had a much bigger role. A route might have even been possible at one point.

>> No.3416505

>>3416481
>>3416492
That's just because she's sexually frustrated. You must sex her roughly, and she'll make excellent food for you.

>> No.3416507

>>3416492
She's a good cook; she's basically dying of fatigue in that scene.

>>3416498
Context is everything. Without context, can you even say you're alive?

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3416512

>>3416501
Superior figure

>> No.3416516

>>3416507
I can't say that I'm alive. Neither can you. This may all just be some strange version of hell.

>> No.3416521

Am I the only one who got pissed off at Rider for preventing me from killing Sakura in that route?

>> No.3416527

>>3416516
But if you define existence in this strange version of hell as being "alive", then you are alive. It's all about perception, in which context happens to play a very big part.

>> No.3416531

>>3416512

is dat some p0n0s worms i see?

>> No.3416533

>>3416507
No, she's a shitty cook. It's just that everyone else is so shitty that she's good by comparison.

>> No.3416538

After playing both Tsukihime and Fate Stay Night, I have come to the conclusion that the level of slutiness and bitchiness is influenced by hair color and breast size. The stranger the hair color, the more slutty the character. This also compounds with breast size. While DFC are pure and innocent, breast monsters like Sakura are sluts.

I spent a whole 5 seconds on this theory and cannot possibly be wrong.

>> No.3416548

>>3416531
Aren't they adorable?

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