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So, /jp/.

What would you do in this situation?

>> No.3415496

Report the thread

>> No.3415495

consensual sex

>> No.3415500

>>3415496
That seems like a weird thing to do when there's a half-naked Shinji in your room.

>> No.3415502

Take the chocolates. Escort him outside.

>> No.3415507

Go see BEEG JAPANEESE TEETEES with CAUSIN SHINIJI

>> No.3415513

I'd tenderly make love to him.

>> No.3415515

Beat the shit out of him for abusing his sister, beat up his grandfather for assisting with it, then throw them both into the pit of worms.

>> No.3415518

>>3415515
His sister is a slut. She deserved it.

>> No.3415523

Why is there a naked thief in my room stealing my chocolate?

I think I'd beat him and throw him out the window if he doesn't explain himself properly.

>> No.3415526

Reprimend him for thinking that way when I have no sexual organs.

Silly meatbag, I am a machine.

Give me your blood instead.

>> No.3415528

>>3415515
But his grandfather is the pit of worms.

>> No.3415529

>>3415523
He brought the chocolate for you.

>> No.3415533

>>3415528
>his sister is the pit of worms

>> No.3415536

>>3415528
Exactl- I mean, no Anon, you are the pit of worms. Then anonymous was the pit of worms.

>> No.3415538

>>3415487
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
I like that too.

>> No.3415539

>>3415529
Did he sell his pants to buy the chocolate?

>> No.3415543

>>3415539
He's offering himself to you. He loves you, Anon.

>> No.3415555

Jam it in.

>> No.3415574
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3415574

>>3415536
No, Anon, you are Zouken.

>> No.3415587

what is it?

>> No.3415596
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3415596

What a slut.

>> No.3415601

>>3415596
Oh you. He's offering himself to the one he loves. Also more.

>> No.3415602

Oh... before I read the words I assumed that was Ciel. My fail, apparently.

>> No.3415605

>>3415602
Ciel is just Shinji crossdressing.

>> No.3415612

>>3415491

Haven't had dedicated-romantic-male-company since 2004.
But if it's Shinji, I can keep waiting.

>> No.3415627

What a good boy

>> No.3415628

Nice ass, Shinji.

>> No.3415658

Turn 360 degrees, etc.

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3415701

This.

That'll teach him not to break into my house.

>> No.3415717

>>3415701
Oh god, I want Sakura to spank me.

>> No.3415793

>>3415701
PAN!

>> No.3415796

Tie him up and shove a lit firecracker up his ass.

>> No.3415981

>>3415796
I'd tie him up and shove something up his ass, if you know what I mean.

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