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I love visiting Yukari
>>34151039I think it's really nice of you to volunteer to spend time at the nursing home. Most old people are extremely lonely so they'll appreciate it.
>>34151055She appreciates my cream pies
>>34151055I mostly just spend the time reminder her what her name is and watching that she doesn't swallow her false teeth, but I know it makes her happy.
Stupid monkeys who moderate /jp/, replied the last thread when it was on page 10 and they just let it die
My favourite piece of her.
>>34151039Old, old hag! So old that her theme song is called "Necrofantasia", 'cuz she's like a walking corpse!
>>34155024you are an empty walking being who is now and always alone
>>34164676R U N
>>34151055It's a shame she still thinks she's young and attractive, she seems oblivious to how ineffective her attempts at flirtation and seduction are...
stupid old lady our babies are gonna come out with downs syndrome because you're so OLD!!!!
old hags have to sleep a lot
>>34170544old hags make the best sex
>>34175639I'm sure that having her fall asleep, forgetting your name, having to stop to take her meds and complaining about her backpain is really arousing.
>>34175639No. Unmarried women over 25 are creepy.
>>34178566Unmarried women over 25 like to sexually harass me and pretend it is ok. Women scare me
>>34179222I wish I had unmarried women over 25 sexually harass me and pretend it is ok
>>34179279No you don't, they're old and gross.
>>34155024That's going too far
>>34179222>>34178566Your mother nagging at you doesn't count.
>>34164676Cupping a feel.
>>34189458Feeling her cups
>>34151039That looks like the first panel of an instant loss 2koma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0Wb7YvhU8This song makes me think of Yukari
>>34187424Oh anon, I wish it was only nagging, god I wish
I want her to gently caress my face with her gloves. I also want to snuggle her poofy skirt.
>>34196505A lap-pillow and headpats would be amazing and really comfy.
>>34197319Yukari's lap feel.. old.. The skin is saggy & it feels like the weight of my head would be enough to shatter her femur. Her hands feel bony and her nails are unusually sharp. I'm scared, but I don't want to hurt Yukari's feelings.
>>34151039Yukarin is an old hag - Ye Great Olde hag.
>>34196505Pat me mommy!
>>34197542Wow, what a mean and very rude post.
>>34197542Oh yeah, Yukari's lap feel so SOFT, warm, and comfortable, her skin is delicate and beautiful, to put your head in her lap is to feel the haven while she caresses you. Yes, absolutely agree, she is not like the other sages, they look and probably feels like old rags
>>34168867lustful old lady!
>>34179279You're wishing for something disturbing. I don't advise that at all.
>>34164676Woah, what's gonna happen to him next?
>>34217553She probably switched to ''succubus'' mode
I bet Yukari remembers the day she stopped having dreams in black and white.
>>34227306>dreams in black and whitehow does this work?
>>34231816This an euhpemistic way to say that she is really old.
senile old lady forgot to put clothes on today
>>34235282Looks like she got in heat
>>34243457Baby rabies afflicts even youkai
>>34240589R-Really? I-In there?
>>34244633what a worrisome condition.
>>34240589I don't understand
>>34255709She wants you to put it on her, Cinderella style.
>>34255709She’s about to shrink you and she’s showing you your new home.
>>34260649Footfags are even worse than the vorefags
>>34260649Hot. Wish there was more giant Yukari out there.
>>34240589I want her to gently lewd me with those gloves.
>>34273842It wasn't a request.
>>34288916big tiddies mom
Her bush is gigantic right?
Old women keep sexually harassing me at the dance studio. Stop grouping me old ladies! I only came to dance!
>>34307426She is a gross hag, so it's only natural that she has an extremely gross vagina.
>>34308956>she has an extremely gross vaginaUfff *lick his lips* no problem
gap girl gloves
The best Yukari is MORE Yukari
>>34316222The child is going to have down syndromeI hope she doesn't make you take responsibility
>>34316222Pregnant Yukari is so fucking beautiful!
>>34327060Appreciation for Yukari is best expressed through the manufacture of additional Yukari
>>34333584I thought you wrote artificial there. Ran already has that spot has her dupe.
She has some chub after hibernation
>>34151039i just want to deliver her tofu and she keeps giving me this smug expression every time. They're not valentine's chocolates you lonely old lady this is just what you ordered...
Yugari the gepheg
Assuming the theory that Yukari was once a human is true: What do you think is Yukari's true nationality? I'm betting Germanic.
>>34362763I'm siding with English
>>34362763>gap hag>not japaneseu fuking wot?
>>34363149What, is Japan the only country with hags and gaps?
>>34363149Who are you quoting?
>>34348959that means there's more Yukari to love!
>>34363149she might live in japan, but iirc damn near every artwork of her shows her as ethnically european, rather than japthis also means that Yukari would be one of the first weebs
>>34363149There's a lot of reasons to suspect that's the case. The big one is the Hearn-Yakumo thing, a foreigner who changed his name, and Maribel/Yukari who share this name connection, similar abilities and appearances - and Merry's origins are very hazy except that her name is obviously not Japanese and she comes from a lineage of sorts.There's also the fact that blonde hair wouldn't be common in Japan, let alone the Japan of thousands of years ago, and she's 'at least' over 1200 years old. And while that can be explained as Yukari modifying her appearance, it's still worth taking into account. We also have reason to believe she's changed ner name since then according to Perfect Memento where the chronicle mentions someone like Yukari but doesn't use the name.All in all, it's likely she's not Japanese, plus no culture really has a "gap youkai" so where she sprung up from is also a mystery.
Actual picture of 17 year old Yukari (unconfirmed)