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I love visiting Yukari

>> No.34151055

I think it's really nice of you to volunteer to spend time at the nursing home. Most old people are extremely lonely so they'll appreciate it.

>> No.34151085

She appreciates my cream pies

>> No.34151693

I mostly just spend the time reminder her what her name is and watching that she doesn't swallow her false teeth, but I know it makes her happy.

>> No.34151758
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Stupid monkeys who moderate /jp/, replied the last thread when it was on page 10 and they just let it die

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My favourite piece of her.

>> No.34155024

Old, old hag! So old that her theme song is called "Necrofantasia", 'cuz she's like a walking corpse!

>> No.34158587

quite rude

>> No.34160746

you are an empty walking being who is now and always alone

>> No.34161175


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It's a shame she still thinks she's young and attractive, she seems oblivious to how ineffective her attempts at flirtation and seduction are...

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stupid old lady our babies are gonna come out with downs syndrome because you're so OLD!!!!

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old hags have to sleep a lot

>> No.34175639

old hags make the best sex

>> No.34175674

I'm sure that having her fall asleep, forgetting your name, having to stop to take her meds and complaining about her backpain is really arousing.

>> No.34178566

No. Unmarried women over 25 are creepy.

>> No.34179222

Unmarried women over 25 like to sexually harass me and pretend it is ok. Women scare me

>> No.34179279

I wish I had unmarried women over 25 sexually harass me and pretend it is ok

>> No.34179327

No you don't, they're old and gross.

>> No.34179530

That's going too far

>> No.34187424

Your mother nagging at you doesn't count.

>> No.34189458

Cupping a feel.

>> No.34190422

Feeling her cups

>> No.34190578

That looks like the first panel of an instant loss 2koma.

>> No.34191636

This song makes me think of Yukari

>> No.34191861

Oh anon, I wish it was only nagging, god I wish

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I want her to gently caress my face with her gloves. I also want to snuggle her poofy skirt.

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A lap-pillow and headpats would be amazing and really comfy.

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Yukari's lap feel.. old.. The skin is saggy & it feels like the weight of my head would be enough to shatter her femur. Her hands feel bony and her nails are unusually sharp. I'm scared, but I don't want to hurt Yukari's feelings.

>> No.34200026

Yukarin is an old hag - Ye Great Olde hag.

>> No.34200041

Pat me mommy!

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Wow, what a mean and very rude post.

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Oh yeah, Yukari's lap feel so SOFT, warm, and comfortable, her skin is delicate and beautiful, to put your head in her lap is to feel the haven while she caresses you. Yes, absolutely agree, she is not like the other sages, they look and probably feels like old rags

>> No.34210465

lustful old lady!

>> No.34215277

You're wishing for something disturbing. I don't advise that at all.

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>> No.34217553

Woah, what's gonna happen to him next?

>> No.34226652

She probably switched to ''succubus'' mode

>> No.34227306

I bet Yukari remembers the day she stopped having dreams in black and white.

>> No.34231816

>dreams in black and white
how does this work?

>> No.34232160

This an euhpemistic way to say that she is really old.

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senile old lady forgot to put clothes on today

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>> No.34243457

Looks like she got in heat

>> No.34244633

Baby rabies afflicts even youkai

>> No.34245178

R-Really? I-In there?

>> No.34252852

what a worrisome condition.

>> No.34255709

I don't understand

>> No.34260397

She wants you to put it on her, Cinderella style.

>> No.34260649

She’s about to shrink you and she’s showing you your new home.

>> No.34262556

Footfags are even worse than the vorefags

>> No.34273842

no thanks

>> No.34274736

Hot. Wish there was more giant Yukari out there.

>> No.34274798

I want her to gently lewd me with those gloves.

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>> No.34285212

It wasn't a request.

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>> No.34292692

big tiddies mom

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>> No.34307426

Her bush is gigantic right?

>> No.34308513

Old women keep sexually harassing me at the dance studio. Stop grouping me old ladies! I only came to dance!

>> No.34308956

She is a gross hag, so it's only natural that she has an extremely gross vagina.

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>> No.34312306

>she has an extremely gross vagina
Ufff *lick his lips* no problem

>> No.34314313

gap girl gloves

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The best Yukari is MORE Yukari

>> No.34317112

The child is going to have down syndrome
I hope she doesn't make you take responsibility

>> No.34327060

Pregnant Yukari is so fucking beautiful!

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Appreciation for Yukari is best expressed through the manufacture of additional Yukari

>> No.34343565

I thought you wrote artificial there.
Ran already has that spot has her dupe.

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She has some chub after hibernation

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i just want to deliver her tofu and she keeps giving me this smug expression every time. They're not valentine's chocolates you lonely old lady this is just what you ordered...

>> No.34352743

Yugari the gepheg

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>> No.34362763

Assuming the theory that Yukari was once a human is true: What do you think is Yukari's true nationality? I'm betting Germanic.

>> No.34363042

I'm siding with English

>> No.34363149

>gap hag
>not japanese

u fuking wot?

>> No.34363176

What, is Japan the only country with hags and gaps?

>> No.34363203

Who are you quoting?

>> No.34363419

that means there's more Yukari to love!

>> No.34363534

she might live in japan, but iirc damn near every artwork of her shows her as ethnically european, rather than jap
this also means that Yukari would be one of the first weebs

>> No.34363536

There's a lot of reasons to suspect that's the case. The big one is the Hearn-Yakumo thing, a foreigner who changed his name, and Maribel/Yukari who share this name connection, similar abilities and appearances - and Merry's origins are very hazy except that her name is obviously not Japanese and she comes from a lineage of sorts.

There's also the fact that blonde hair wouldn't be common in Japan, let alone the Japan of thousands of years ago, and she's 'at least' over 1200 years old. And while that can be explained as Yukari modifying her appearance, it's still worth taking into account. We also have reason to believe she's changed ner name since then according to Perfect Memento where the chronicle mentions someone like Yukari but doesn't use the name.

All in all, it's likely she's not Japanese, plus no culture really has a "gap youkai" so where she sprung up from is also a mystery.

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Actual picture of 17 year old Yukari (unconfirmed)

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