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3410108 No.3410108 [Reply] [Original]

There's a slut in your bed. Do you force her to leave, or do you make sweet love to her?

>> No.3410114

sluts are human too. so no.

>> No.3410117

I call the police.

>> No.3410124

I kick her out.

>> No.3410141

I just want to cuddle.

>> No.3410143

I give her back to Shinji.

>> No.3410146

I attempt sexual intercourse, but due to intense nervousness I cannot perform and spend the next 3 hours crying while she laughs at me and tells me that I'm not a real man.

>> No.3410147

How MUCH of a slut?

>> No.3410148

I run away screaming and am mentally scarred for the rest of my life.

>> No.3410156

[x] make sweet love to her

Sakura is hot if you don't do her your gay

>> No.3410157

>>3410147
Erotic blackhole.

>> No.3410158

why should I care, I have a double king bed, I can fit a soccer team.

>> No.3410166

>>3410158

Don't give her ideas, she'll create slut clones or something.

>> No.3410168

But Sakura is a good girl!

>> No.3410172

>>3410146
She would pat you on the back and tell you that you tried your best. Then she would cuddle with you until you are ready to try again.

>> No.3410176

I make her move over and go to sleep.
When I wake up the next morning it will probably be a tangled pile of clothes or something, not a slut.

>> No.3410178

>>3410168
I think you mean Rin, Sakura is a dirty slut!

>> No.3410184

>>3410156
Enjoy your STDs and broken grammar.

>> No.3410186

>>3410172

That never happened in real life... ;_;

>> No.3410189

>>3410184
Your gay :|

>> No.3410192

>>3410186
Sakura is more forgiving than other girls. As long as you're with her, she's happy.

>> No.3410210

>>3410192
Yeah... happy until you see her devouring another man in the middle of the street!

>> No.3410240

>>3410210

Better him than me.

>> No.3410250

>>3410172
;_;

>> No.3410270

>>3410158
Which is good, because she happens to be thinking of inviting a local team to bed.

>> No.3410279

>>3410210
Devouring in whatg sense, exactly?

>> No.3410296

>>3410279
Sexually and then digestively.

>> No.3410304

>>3410279
Literally.

>> No.3410306

>>3410279
First one, then the other.

>> No.3410342

I would accept her if she let me have her sister as well.

>> No.3410351

>>3410172
;_;

>> No.3410354

>>3410342
Rin would only agree if you filled at least one of two requisites:
1. That you are female.
2. That you are the protagonist in an eroge, and are therefore irresistibly sexy.

>> No.3410359

Sakura is a good kitchen girl. Also healthy and will bear healthy children. What's not to like?

>> No.3410373

>>3410359
I don't want kids, I just want sex.

But not with Sakura. She's too loose, it won't even be stimulating.

>> No.3410384

>>3410359
She's infested with worms. How is that healthy?

>> No.3410400

>>3410306

Oh gods, necrophilia. Or vore.

>> No.3410403

>>3410359
Rin is physically much healthier than Sakura. She will bear even better children.

>> No.3410406

>>3410359
Sakura

>> No.3410411

>>3410373
>She's too loose, it won't even be stimulating.
Too small penis eh?

>> No.3410414

I prefer Sakura's boobs.

>> No.3410421

>>3410403
Lies. Sakura has bigger boob with more milk in them. Also superior childbearing hips.

>> No.3410425

>>3410421
She's still infested with worms.

>> No.3410438

>>3410421
You missed the whole "infested with worms" thing.

There's no guarantee of survival even in the womb.

>> No.3410440

>>3410425
Worms is good guy, he makes her horny and doesn't afraid of anything.

...just keep her away from the football team and she'll be alright.

>> No.3410455

>>3410438
So the environmental conditions for the child might be a bit harsh... It just means your offspring will be that much stronger.

Also, keep providing mana every hour and everybody will be happy, even them worms.

>> No.3410464

>>3410455
What part of sticking your penis into a worm-infested tub of rotten meat doesn't turn you off?

>> No.3410473
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3410473

I bet she's delicious, and restores ample amounts of stamina.

I'll equip my survival knife, get her in a chokehold, slash her throat, and proceed to devour her flesh.

>> No.3410484
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3410484

>>3410464
<-fapfapapfpapfpapfap
I'd stick it in hard.

>> No.3410488

>>3410455
No, it means they'll be weaker. They won't be able to develop well enough and have all sorts of health problems.

>> No.3410496

>>3410473
You are now infected with magical nanomachine penis worms, and have a sudden craving for semen.

>> No.3410499

>>3410484
I can't even tell what that is. No way in hell I would stick my penis in it.

>> No.3410507

>>3410496

which would make devouring Liquid that much easier.

>> No.3410516

>>3410488
>They won't be able to develop well enough
But sakura developed into a healthy girl regardless. You logic isn't applying.

>> No.3410528

Worm infested whore.

>> No.3410561

Thread reported

>> No.3410587

>>3410561
But this thread along with the white supremacy and a couple other questionable ones have already survived one of the janitor's purges.

>> No.3410608
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3410608

>>3410108

>force her to leave

Yeah right.... I think I'd be safer with the sweet love option.

>> No.3410648
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3410648

I fuck her, and because I like damaged girls, I invite Kohaku over for a three way. Then they invite their sisters, plus Rider for good measure.
I sire invincible gorgon children with tons of magic circuits. I defeat the Clock Tower, and Saber crowns me king of England.

>> No.3410661

That's not my bed.

>> No.3410721

I fuck the slut

>> No.3410725

>>3410516
Aoi didn't have the worms.

>> No.3410749

>>3410725
But mini sakura did get them.

>> No.3410761

>>3410648
Looks like that slut sprung a leak. Gonna need to plug it up, and maybe apply some sealant.

>> No.3410790

>>3410749
But she didn't develop in a worm-infested womb.

She didn't really turn out "healthy" anyway. There's more to a woman's health than the size of her breasts. After all, fat chicks have big ones, too.

>> No.3410797

>>3410648
When she said that she'd been wet ever since we started holding hands, it was probably one of the sexiest moments of the game. I adore her lewd body.

>> No.3410798

>>3410648
Sakura-chan! Don't you have any more clean panties? I'll let you borrow a pair of my boxers.

>> No.3410820

The only worm that remained in Sakura's body was the crest, which she removed.

>> No.3410843

>>3410820
She didn't remove Shirou's worm, if you know what I mean.

>> No.3410858

>>3410798
Make sure to burn them when she gives them back.
Might give you worms.

>> No.3410862

>>3410843
Stop giving Nasu ideas for the next sex scene he writes.

>> No.3410892

>>3410862
Don't worry, he's never writing another one.

Seeing as the Aoko VN is all ages.

>> No.3410948

>>3410858
Why would she give them back? She's wear them forever.

>> No.3410977

Nasu surely faps to some weird porn.
See the necro in Canaan.

>> No.3410984

>>3410892
She didn't please Nasu enough with her body so that's why she got an all ages game. If you're going to be a slut then do it right Aoko.

>> No.3411000

>>3410984
Then why is Aoko his favorite character ever?

>> No.3411069

>>3410892
You forgot about the h-scene(s?) Sacchin's getting in the remake.

>> No.3411100
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3411100

>>3411069
>implying that there's going to be a remake
>implying this remake will have h-scenes
>implying there will be a Sacchin route

>> No.3411106

>>3411100
What, did nobody tell you or something?

>> No.3411114

>>3411069
But... the remake is non-ero.

>> No.3411118

>>3411106
He's trolling

>> No.3411119

>>3411069
There will be no h-scenes in the remake.

>> No.3411133

>>3411114
>>3411119
Where does it say that?

>> No.3411144

>>3411133
Nasu an asshole. I bet he'll make it all ages. Mark my words.

>> No.3411153
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3411153

>>3410977

But if she had sex regularly, her moans would kill him anyway so yeah. Although I'd like to see a doujin where she gets gangbanged by the Snakes and her orgasm screams make their heads explode at the end.

>> No.3411159

>>3411133
It's an assumption based on the fact that they haven't made anything with porn in it since 2005.

>> No.3411197

>>3411153
Death by orgasm screams...

I think I've found a new favorite way to die.

>> No.3411253

Sakura isn't a slut. She's just young and in love with you.

>> No.3411300

>>3411100
>Implying different things that each contradict the previous statement.

>> No.3411308

>>3411300
I think that's the point.

>> No.3411371

What's with all the hate? Sakura is the most skilled at lovemaking. She can please you much better than the other two.

>> No.3411397

>>3411371
Yeah, seconded. Rin's sex scene was beyond cute, but it felt way too painful to be hot. I'm not one of those that can only get off the virgins and need to see blood on the bedsheet to maintain my erection.
Of course, I also masturbate to emotionally abused girls, so perhaps this shouldn't get into a debate over fetishes.

>> No.3411448

>>3411397
Poor Rin. She just wanted a romantic evening, but Shirou had to go into jackhammer mode.

At least her scene in FHA is (really) hot.

>> No.3411472

That's not a pic of Rin, aniki.

>> No.3411486

>>3411371
Rin's scene was innocent to level of being prudish/bitchy anyways. Saber acted like an innocent one should have been. The people who hate on Sakura are really just Rinfags trying to compensate for the fact that Rin isn't better.

>>3411448
Too bad Rider/Sakura/Shirou sex scene steals the show.

>> No.3411495

>>3411486
If your into asslicking, sure.

>> No.3411503

>>3411486
>The people who hate on Sakura are really just Rinfags trying to compensate for the fact that Rin isn't better.
This is what Sakurafags actually tell themselves to make the pain go away.

Seriously though, why do people always assume if you dislike a character, it must be because you like another character?

>> No.3411534

>>3411486
I don't hate Sakura just because I like Rin.

In fact, I wish they had a scene together. Sisterly love is the best love.

>> No.3411580

I like both Sakura and Rin

>> No.3411603

>>3411580
So do I. But I don't like Saber. She's not part of the family.

>> No.3411620

>There's a slut in your bed. Do you force her to leave, or do you make sweet love to her?

I will force her to bring me sweet Rider.

>> No.3411625

Fate stay night spinoff with a male protagonist being Rin and Sakura's older brother fucking when? I know that Type-Moon have not the guts. Of course, worm grandpa being the last boss.

>> No.3411631
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3411631

This thread is now about these two sexy sisters.

>> No.3411635
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3411635

I hate Sakura because of Sakura, not because of Rin or anyone else.

She has only herself to blame for being shit.

>> No.3411639
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>> No.3411648

>>3411625
>Rin and Sakura's older brother fucking
I know right, that scene in UBW was such a fucking cocktease. Where is my rape, Nasu?!

...Oh, that's not what you were talking about. Never mind.

>> No.3411682

>>3411625
Older brother wouldn't make sense, since they only needed one child to being with (hence why they gave up Sakura).

Maybe a cousin or something instead, I dunno.

>> No.3411709

>>3411503
Because its always Rinfags. I'm a Rider fan myself, so I don't really give a shit, but the way it constantly comes off is Rinfags trolling.

>> No.3411745

>>3411709
No it isn't. See >>3411635

>> No.3411793

>>3411745
Posting a picture of Rin and Saber makes it ambigous as to whether its a Rinfag or not. All I know is everytime I try to have a Rider thread, somehow Rin >. Sakura faggots ruin the thread. This is argument is pointless anyways.

>> No.3411852

>>3411793
Funny, every time I see a Rider thread, it turns into a "Gorgons are evil monsters" thread.

>> No.3411872

>>3411793
>>3411635 here, I guess I'd be considered a Saberfag.

I like Rider, though although it was me who brought the whole "ass licking" thing to everyone's attention sorry

>> No.3411877

>>3411872

I love how everyone was so tremendously bothered by that.

It was such a small detail that I overlooked it entirely.

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3411892

>>3411872
You bastard. You deserve to be petrified for that.

>> No.3411913

>>3411892
B-but I didn't mean any harm! I thought everyone already knew, and then people started demanding proof so I posted proof, and...

...Okay, I'll accept my punishment. ;_;

>> No.3411927

>>3411852
If I'm lucky. At least he always posts Rider pics while he argues it. If I'm having Rider time I don't want Rin.

>> No.3411942

>>3411913
Your punishment is a thousand licks

>> No.3411974
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3411974

Rin is superior.

>> No.3411979
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3411979

>>3411913

>B-but I didn't mean any harm! I thought everyone already knew, and then people started demanding proof so I posted proof, and...


Hey Anon, didn't you get the memo?

Not only is Medusa a misunderstood, gentle, kind, glasses-wearing, clumsy Onee-chan, but she's a pure virgin as well.

Consider yourself INFORMED, mother fucker.

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3412000

>>3411979
Shinji raped her.

>> No.3412008

>>3411979
Just like how you're a valued tripfag arc.

>> No.3412009

>>3412000

What part of

>ITT: We completely ignore canon

...do you NOT understand?

>> No.3412023
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3412023

>>3412009
But he raped her, man.

>> No.3412033

>>3412023
Why is Rin such a badass?

>> No.3412045

>>3412033
It's her cigarette that I want to have!

;-;

>> No.3412054
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3412054

>>3412033
Because she's the REAL MEN of this series.

>> No.3412075

>>3412033
Because she's a wayyyyyyy better bro than heroine.

>> No.3412082

>>3412054
Aww, they're coming up on their first anniversary.

>> No.3412096

>>3412075
That doesn't make me want to fuck her any less.

>> No.3412107

>>3412096
Does for me since she's that makes her like BROcolli to me, but to each his own I suppose.

>> No.3412138

Rin is the most bro character.

Yes, more bro than Lancer.

>> No.3412159

hey /b/ here lol yea id fuck her lol

>> No.3412167

>>3411979
Rider is a slut.

>> No.3412170

>>3412054
I wouldn't mind being Tohsaka's wife.

>> No.3412180

>>3412138
Rin is the most SIS.

Lancer is the most BRO.

>> No.3412184

Is cuddling an option?

>> No.3412197

>>3412167
A girl's gotta get mana somewhere.

>> No.3412199

>>3412180
Rin is so SIS that she'll help you get laid, or fuck you in a dream just so you can have some experience.

>> No.3412221

>>3412184
You can cuddle, but only after you have sexual intercourse with her.

>> No.3412231

>>3412221
After? How could you even begin without cuddling?

>> No.3412298

>>3412231
She's just that big of a slut.

You have to cuddle with her like this. Covered in cum.

>> No.3412367

>>3411979
Rider was raped by Poseidon.

>> No.3412382

>>3412367
Yeah, "raped".

You know she just wanted to feel that massive godcock.

>> No.3412383

>>3410108
I have always kicked sluts out of my bed. I dislike sexual contact with women, despite being heterosexual.

>> No.3412403

>>3412382
Don't care what you say. Rider is mai waifu.

>> No.3412419

>>3412383
I have always kicked women out of my bed. I dislike sexual contact with women, because I am homosexual and a misogynist.

>> No.3412422

>>3412403
How does it feel knowing you can't satisfy your waifu like a god can?

>> No.3412426

>>3412298
That's my cum. I have no problem, I'll just help her clean herself in the shower later, where I'll make sweet love to her too.

>> No.3412461

>>3412298
Thats the cum of the person who has sex with her (aka you), aniki. Are you afraid to touch your penis too?

>> No.3412467

>>3412426
Wow, you sure can cum a lot, Anonymous.

>> No.3412485

>>3412467
Of course man. Two straight hours of sex made me release that much. Plus 2D cum always seems much more than it is!

>> No.3412504

>>3412485

There's this hysterical copypasta about a bro who comes a pint at one blow and fucks bitches like a porn star.

Are you him?

>> No.3412514

>>3412461
It's the cum of all of us. We've all fucked her.

>> No.3412539

>>3412485
I'm surprised you didn't vomit all over her back.

>> No.3412773

>>3412514
Not in that scene.

>> No.3412812

Sakura would produce superior offspring anyways. Her body is more suited to childbearing and she could probably give her kid a link to the Grail supply right? And if she has a girl she would at least be a good girl since she would learn that women belong in the kitchen. If its a guy, he'd probably be as dense as Shirou with some sort of Nanaya alter ego. Sounds like a waifu to me. Also lrn2damagednotusedgoods.

>> No.3412822

What the crap is "sweet love"? There's fucking and having sex, and that's it. Geez, those guys who talk about "making love" and "treating women with respect" piss me off.

>> No.3412842

>>3412822
So you're a Worms Sakura or Caren fan?

>> No.3412851

>>3410103
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
I feel like a soulmate to OP.

>> No.3412857

>>3412799

I'll only say this: when you go into a bar, and get drunk, and go home with some dude [note the drunk part], you don't really wanna go into the whole scented-candles-rose-petals-on-bed thing. I though I was the one with the vagina?

>> No.3412872

>>3412851
The bot has a romantic side.

>> No.3412897

>>3410108
Is Sakura's vagina coated in penis worm eggs?

>> No.3412904

RED ROVER RED ROVER SEND SAKURA OVER. SO I CAN FUCK HER BRAINS OUT.

>> No.3412932 [DELETED] 

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>> No.3412926

>>3412897
No. In fact, she's now 100% worm-free.

>> No.3412949 [DELETED] 

OP here. I just found a far superior board without morons so I'm leaving Retardchan forever now:

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>6976e21fbc907fea58a1c5adce058e4bf

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